Amelia Dimoldenberg

My brand new shoes.

My brand new shoes.

My brand new shoes.

Okay, sure. Sorry. Sorry, that's not funny. No. That's really unfunny.

Okay, sure. Sorry. Sorry, that's not funny. No. That's really unfunny.

Okay, sure. Sorry. Sorry, that's not funny. No. That's really unfunny.

Like, what if you lent me those shoes, those gorgeous shoes to wear out for the night and I peed on them?

Like, what if you lent me those shoes, those gorgeous shoes to wear out for the night and I peed on them?

Like, what if you lent me those shoes, those gorgeous shoes to wear out for the night and I peed on them?

Well, I'd just be like, go and get them dry cleaned.

Well, I'd just be like, go and get them dry cleaned.

Well, I'd just be like, go and get them dry cleaned.

You wouldn't?

You wouldn't?

You wouldn't?

Okay. Right? Can you dry clean shoes? These are velvet.

Okay. Right? Can you dry clean shoes? These are velvet.

Okay. Right? Can you dry clean shoes? These are velvet.

I know. I don't know if you can dry clean those. Those are gorgeous shoes.

I know. I don't know if you can dry clean those. Those are gorgeous shoes.