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No, no.

I said if I wasn't dry, I would. But I never mentioned the word dry, and I said, I'll count. You said dry seven times in the last ten seconds.

I said if I wasn't dry, I would. But I never mentioned the word dry, and I said, I'll count. You said dry seven times in the last ten seconds.

What an honor to introduce Greg Cody to something alcoholic.

What an honor to introduce Greg Cody to something alcoholic.

No, it's yes. I have a split lip right here. I was running across the street last night and I face planted and it was a bloody mess and I don't mean it in the John Amici way. What happened? I just described what happened.

No, it's yes. I have a split lip right here. I was running across the street last night and I face planted and it was a bloody mess and I don't mean it in the John Amici way. What happened? I just described what happened.

The thing was going down nine, eight, seven. Yeah, a little jaywalk action.

The thing was going down nine, eight, seven. Yeah, a little jaywalk action.

A little jaywalk action going. But, yes, there was... There was, earlier in the day, and this terrified me, and I learned a lot of things, by the way. I'm talking to my sister on the phone, and out of the corner of my eye, I see some movement on the balcony, and I'm like, oh, you know, usually birds are up there. And I take a look, and I'm like, that's a big bird.

A little jaywalk action going. But, yes, there was... There was, earlier in the day, and this terrified me, and I learned a lot of things, by the way. I'm talking to my sister on the phone, and out of the corner of my eye, I see some movement on the balcony, and I'm like, oh, you know, usually birds are up there. And I take a look, and I'm like, that's a big bird.

And I looked at it, and it was like, that's a vulture. Like, I know that look. Dark feathers, naked neck and head, that's a vulture. And it just sat there. It was just kind of contemplating, and then it turned around and looked at me. It's like, why is your face bleeding? Well, this is before. It's early in the day.

And I looked at it, and it was like, that's a vulture. Like, I know that look. Dark feathers, naked neck and head, that's a vulture. And it just sat there. It was just kind of contemplating, and then it turned around and looked at me. It's like, why is your face bleeding? Well, this is before. It's early in the day.

Except he did it with an accent so his friends didn't realize. Oh, so it's really terrible? No, it's a bloody mess. There it is on the screen right there. Dude, it's huge. And it just sat there. And by the way, that's like a 20 second recording. It was there for a strong 15 minutes.

Except he did it with an accent so his friends didn't realize. Oh, so it's really terrible? No, it's a bloody mess. There it is on the screen right there. Dude, it's huge. And it just sat there. And by the way, that's like a 20 second recording. It was there for a strong 15 minutes.

So this is the crazy part. So I tagged the show and I tagged Ron McGill because I was like, oh, get Ron on this. I found out that Ron is out of town, right? Do you know how I found out? Because Ron's son responded to me. Yes, Sean McGill, which I thought he was lying to me. He was like, I'm Sean McGill.

So this is the crazy part. So I tagged the show and I tagged Ron McGill because I was like, oh, get Ron on this. I found out that Ron is out of town, right? Do you know how I found out? Because Ron's son responded to me. Yes, Sean McGill, which I thought he was lying to me. He was like, I'm Sean McGill.

So Sean McGill runs Only in Dade. I was like, wow. All these worlds are colliding while this buzzard is on me down.

So Sean McGill runs Only in Dade. I was like, wow. All these worlds are colliding while this buzzard is on me down.

Yeah, I gathered myself quickly and did the, oh, you know, wave. Thank you, guys, for not hitting me. And then after I got on the sidewalk, that's when I really started to realize, oh, my God, I'm a tomato can.