Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What is the beef between Stephen A. Smith, Michelle Beadle, and Cari Champion?
You delivered that with excellent enthusiasm. Zaz, of course, is a professional, has been a professional for a long time, but he just did something that made me a little bit sad. There was just sadness that swept over me. I don't know if you know what it is that you did, but Chris Cody asked you to go get that read, and you got out of the chair. Oh, no. Yes, with it.
with a groan and then just sort of marched over to the reed in a way that made me sad about 20 years of radio. It was a grunt. No, you got up with a groan and you trudged over there to do it. And normally that kind of age is something I only get around here from Greg Cody. Yeah.
Hello.
And I've noticed, you know, he's walking with a cane. He's coughing. So there's some mortality here that's happening to our show. And I was just talking to Carl about this the other day because I'm like, Stugatz is working on his thing. Where's Stugatz? Cody comes in one day. He's like, after 21 years, Carl says, there's going to be some wear and tear on the vehicle. Oh.
And so seeing Zed, one of the newcomers, one of the youngsters, get up with a groan to do the live read made me sad, and you didn't even know you were being watched.
That's what happens when you buy a used car, Dan. Excuse me, certified pre-owned.
So one of our new personalities, Chris Cody, who has learned a lot at Metal Ark Media and has been growing as an executive producer, has produced very few things, very few that are magical. But Big Mac's take of the day.
Oh, that's my dog, Big Mac.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How does the conversation shift to discussing fantasy football stress?
Well, Big Mac is... I don't even know. What would his job be? Because he's a very affable man who greets us every single morning with dolphin takes. And he's happier now because Chris Greer has been let go. And he generally just gives off a lot of happiness. But the dolphins have made him miserable for a long time. And so... How would I describe Big Mac's job here at the Elser, the luxury Elser?
What is that job?
We have a parking garage downstairs, and he's kind of the guy who lets people in. All right, you can go through. No, you don't stop.
I think he's like security.
No, but he's not. No, no, no.
So he's not the GM? This is a big job. No, he's parking czar.
That's a huge job of like, you're allowed in here. Okay, you're in trouble. That's your delivery.
In a condo slash hotel in downtown Miami.
Dockmaster is what I'm being told in my ear.
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Chapter 4: What insights do Dan and Zas provide on the current state of sports media?
Let me jump in and remind the people, Tony's top five is presented by Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the National Football League. Smirnoff, please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Vodka, 40% alcohol by volume.
How many other OLI you got, Tony? Four more, but again, we're going to get through them real quick. Number two, Davis Mills, gamer. Aha! Wait a minute. Somebody once told you, Davis Mills, there's something there. Amin has something to rival Tony's hello. Apparently not that quick. Cody's hello. That's very Eddie Murphy. Where's the spoon? Aha!
There it is.
Aha! Lucky J. All right. Number three, Mike McDaniel. Talk your shit, boy. Let's go. I want to see him riding on that Matt Black Bentley with the arm out and elbow room like, yeah, what's up now, baby? What's up now? We beat that ass, baby. What do you say, Zazz? We took that ass? Yeah, but they're three and seven, Tony. What kind of behavior is that? But you don't like football. What do you know?
What do you know? You don't like football. You know about that land man, by the way? Everyone's telling me, stop texting me.
You know about that land man. I don't care.
All right. Oral eye number four. Two teams won 44-22, which is cool. Nothing important. Just wanted you guys to store that away for your record. That's not a useful observation of any kind. Two teams won 44-22 exactly. Okay, we always cheer Scorigami in this place. How about not Scorigami, but like something cool to just store away for your record? Week 9, 2025, 44-22. It happened twice.
Okay, whatever. It's asinine.
Baby cart walking by.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Stephen A. Smith's recent comments?
Did you know that? Weren't the Heat in the Western Conference? They were.
Like the Astros in the NFL.
We were? Southwest Division.
Yeah.
Thank you, Tony. I can't believe that the ending of Tony's Top 5 is a Philadelphia-Seattle Super Bowl. Thank you. You're joining us from something that is definitely not a landmark. It was just temporarily a homeless encampment. You know about that landmark? It's a strange place to join us from. Thank you.
I can't believe that Scarface has held up for 45 years so that Tony's joining us from a parking lot I actually recognize.
I'll bet that inaugural Western Conference Heat team wasn't taken off of back-to-back as a rest. Tell you what.
No, it's because he sucked. You think Ron Rothstein would let that happen? You think Ron Rothstein would say, hey, you can rest tonight. You can rest. Another lucky J. Is that your limited fake Ron Rothstein?
Yeah.
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