Amy

Yeah, that's not even relevant.

Like, it's an injury.

Something happened to my body, so there's something going on.

And it's the same one that goes up and goes down.

It's not like one shrinks and the other one... That would be weird if one testicle blew up on Monday and the other one blew up on Tuesday and the other one deflated.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think the testosterone is stuck there.

You buried the lead.

Oh, please call the police.

Oh, yeah, there's some jalapeno ranch by my... I know.

Oh, sorry.

It's a different ranch.

Is it pretty good though?

No.

What about the Rangers one when the Yankees fight?

The dude's all chirping his face, blah, blah, blah, blah, in the stands of the baseball game, and then he holds his Diet Coke up, and the Yankees fan kind of hits the Diet Coke, and then it's on.

And then they're going up the stairs and the girlfriend tries to attack the dudes and the guy just shoves the girlfriend and down she goes, down the stairs.

I saw that news story.

Yeah, I saw that one.

That was a good one.