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Amy Schumer

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534 total appearances

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The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

Um, I left the... I left not the second I could. I left earlier than I should have been allowed. But, I mean, it's exciting, you know? It's like, um, I got to meet Beyonce.

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

Um, I left the... I left not the second I could. I left earlier than I should have been allowed. But, I mean, it's exciting, you know? It's like, um, I got to meet Beyonce.

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

Um, I left the... I left not the second I could. I left earlier than I should have been allowed. But, I mean, it's exciting, you know? It's like, um, I got to meet Beyonce.

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

And she was like, is this your first night? And I was like, it's my last. And she was like, uh-huh. I mean, I think I should be like grateful I was invited or something. But yeah, I was just like, it felt like a punishment. Like, I just, I cannot, it's not me. And I don't like it. We're dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes. And we're like, hi, yes. And I have no interest in fashion.

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

And she was like, is this your first night? And I was like, it's my last. And she was like, uh-huh. I mean, I think I should be like grateful I was invited or something. But yeah, I was just like, it felt like a punishment. Like, I just, I cannot, it's not me. And I don't like it. We're dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes. And we're like, hi, yes. And I have no interest in fashion.

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying

And she was like, is this your first night? And I was like, it's my last. And she was like, uh-huh. I mean, I think I should be like grateful I was invited or something. But yeah, I was just like, it felt like a punishment. Like, I just, I cannot, it's not me. And I don't like it. We're dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes. And we're like, hi, yes. And I have no interest in fashion.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Well just so you know both Megan Thee Stallion and Britney Spears has one of those shady DMs for me sitting in their inbox so I know the feeling and never has it been read never have they been read but I you know. I was so happy to see that. What is your angle with Megan Thee Stallion? What are you trying to get in there for?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Well just so you know both Megan Thee Stallion and Britney Spears has one of those shady DMs for me sitting in their inbox so I know the feeling and never has it been read never have they been read but I you know. I was so happy to see that. What is your angle with Megan Thee Stallion? What are you trying to get in there for?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Well just so you know both Megan Thee Stallion and Britney Spears has one of those shady DMs for me sitting in their inbox so I know the feeling and never has it been read never have they been read but I you know. I was so happy to see that. What is your angle with Megan Thee Stallion? What are you trying to get in there for?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

i don't remember no that's the thing you send them you know you're like you know you feel connected to someone and actually i have met her i i'd met her at uh like i think an oscar thing okay and um when we both won oscars i don't know if you in your research came up but i won an oscar and so did megan maybe um and uh so i think i just wanted to be like

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

i don't remember no that's the thing you send them you know you're like you know you feel connected to someone and actually i have met her i i'd met her at uh like i think an oscar thing okay and um when we both won oscars i don't know if you in your research came up but i won an oscar and so did megan maybe um and uh so i think i just wanted to be like

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

i don't remember no that's the thing you send them you know you're like you know you feel connected to someone and actually i have met her i i'd met her at uh like i think an oscar thing okay and um when we both won oscars i don't know if you in your research came up but i won an oscar and so did megan maybe um and uh so i think i just wanted to be like

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

should we have a friendship you know and she you know in return has you know not followed me so I respect I think she's smart I think that's a smart move I'm obsessed and then we'll leave the Britney one to the imagination no Britney has it but she mentioned me in her book and god damn that felt amazing street cred street cred

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

should we have a friendship you know and she you know in return has you know not followed me so I respect I think she's smart I think that's a smart move I'm obsessed and then we'll leave the Britney one to the imagination no Britney has it but she mentioned me in her book and god damn that felt amazing street cred street cred

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

should we have a friendship you know and she you know in return has you know not followed me so I respect I think she's smart I think that's a smart move I'm obsessed and then we'll leave the Britney one to the imagination no Britney has it but she mentioned me in her book and god damn that felt amazing street cred street cred

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Oh, my God. That's so nice.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Oh, my God. That's so nice.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Oh, my God. That's so nice.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

But if I were to have one note, this mic is real heavy. God, do you do you ever think like, no, I don't care. Look, I'm a stand up like I hold a mic. Just roast me. This is like an actual way. Like, I mean, I want to support the brand. Obviously, I'm honored to be on this show. You're a, you know, a Salton. But this is a heavy microphone. You're exhausted.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

But if I were to have one note, this mic is real heavy. God, do you do you ever think like, no, I don't care. Look, I'm a stand up like I hold a mic. Just roast me. This is like an actual way. Like, I mean, I want to support the brand. Obviously, I'm honored to be on this show. You're a, you know, a Salton. But this is a heavy microphone. You're exhausted.

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