Amy Schumer

But if I were to have one note, this mic is real heavy. God, do you do you ever think like, no, I don't care. Look, I'm a stand up like I hold a mic. Just roast me. This is like an actual way. Like, I mean, I want to support the brand. Obviously, I'm honored to be on this show. You're a, you know, a Salton. But this is a heavy microphone. You're exhausted.

No, I'm really tearing. It might be because the mic is so heavy, but I really, it's not that. That's a dream for someone to say that to me and for you to say that to me.

No, I'm really tearing. It might be because the mic is so heavy, but I really, it's not that. That's a dream for someone to say that to me and for you to say that to me.

No, I'm really tearing. It might be because the mic is so heavy, but I really, it's not that. That's a dream for someone to say that to me and for you to say that to me.

no i know it's like it's hard to give a compliment and it's hard to take a compliment but i'm taking it right right in right now this is close to the britney mentioning me in the book and i'm not i'm not fucking with you i am honored thank you for saying that of course no so i'm a huge fan so thank you for being here no it's good quite a while it's good it's good um okay i'm gonna ask you a bunch of just random questions to get us started are you ready okay okay okay i'm ready okay ready okay i'm ready whatever comes to your mind you're just gonna answer it ready okay

no i know it's like it's hard to give a compliment and it's hard to take a compliment but i'm taking it right right in right now this is close to the britney mentioning me in the book and i'm not i'm not fucking with you i am honored thank you for saying that of course no so i'm a huge fan so thank you for being here no it's good quite a while it's good it's good um okay i'm gonna ask you a bunch of just random questions to get us started are you ready okay okay okay i'm ready okay ready okay i'm ready whatever comes to your mind you're just gonna answer it ready okay

no i know it's like it's hard to give a compliment and it's hard to take a compliment but i'm taking it right right in right now this is close to the britney mentioning me in the book and i'm not i'm not fucking with you i am honored thank you for saying that of course no so i'm a huge fan so thank you for being here no it's good quite a while it's good it's good um okay i'm gonna ask you a bunch of just random questions to get us started are you ready okay okay okay i'm ready okay ready okay i'm ready whatever comes to your mind you're just gonna answer it ready okay

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Birds, Alfred Hitchcock. Oh. I know. So hack, right? But I mean, you know, everybody's a couple of comfort movies, but for some reason that movie gets you. Gets me. Gets you in your feet. And I know this is going to be like over when this comes out, but like, I'm so crazy about Wicked right now. Did you see it?

The Birds, Alfred Hitchcock. Oh. I know. So hack, right? But I mean, you know, everybody's a couple of comfort movies, but for some reason that movie gets you. Gets me. Gets you in your feet. And I know this is going to be like over when this comes out, but like, I'm so crazy about Wicked right now. Did you see it?

The Birds, Alfred Hitchcock. Oh. I know. So hack, right? But I mean, you know, everybody's a couple of comfort movies, but for some reason that movie gets you. Gets me. Gets you in your feet. And I know this is going to be like over when this comes out, but like, I'm so crazy about Wicked right now. Did you see it?

This was, what year was this?

This was, what year was this?

This was, what year was this?

But obviously, Kind of pregnant is like the movie everyone's talking about, but... Yeah, it's the year. I just needed to get it off my chest.

But obviously, Kind of pregnant is like the movie everyone's talking about, but... Yeah, it's the year. I just needed to get it off my chest.

But obviously, Kind of pregnant is like the movie everyone's talking about, but... Yeah, it's the year. I just needed to get it off my chest.

What? Right? I mean, that's crazy. That would definitely top the chart. Yeah. I mean, okay. You know what? I'm just going to get right into this here. Okay. Okay? And I've never said this anywhere.