Amy Schumer
speaker
178 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard May 2025
Amy Schumer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My mom. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston plays pickleball. Jennifer Aniston. You heard it here first.
Oh, this is fun. This is fun. So my dad is MS. He's in a wheelchair. Okay. What was the question? No, I'm just kidding.
But I love that you're such a good interviewer. May I give a compliment? Oh, sure. Of course. You're a great interviewer.
You haven't even gotten into it yet.
Oh, okay. uh wait let me just get some of the hand sweat um no but wait what was i talking okay so my dad your dad so my dad so i was starting to date this comedian okay i don't know if he still does comedy but this is you know 20 years ago And we were supposed to work a weekend together at this club, like in the middle of nowhere.
And I was like, and the way he like kissed me, like he like, it was like soap opera. Like he like had a real moment with me, you know, like slow. And I was like, I want to go home. And so I pretended like I didn't feel well. And then in the morning I texted my mom at like 5am and I was like in an hour, call me and tell me that dad's in the hospital. And so I'm laying next to this guy.
And so my mom, who is a real gangster, calls me, goes, your dad's in the hospital. And the guy's still sleeping and I'm trying to cry. I'm like, oh my God, what? I have to leave on a plane. So I think that's the biggest lie. No, no, no.
I know. yeah but no my dad lives on he will not die he is very much with us but he did tell me the other day that he what he wants done with his ashes and I don't remember I need to write it down you know but this looks like a nice place is that an urn no no no but what he said was I just want to be with you and I'm like I don't think I can commit to eternity with my dad right now you know
yeah i think that's like a little much yeah like i don't know i want to see what my sister's up to like i want to see what everybody else is doing like your husband yeah like what i'm just gonna be with my dad forever like me and my dad like that's it yeah i think you can kind of do one of those where you're like absolutely and you look him in the eye and then once he's gone i flush his ashes right into the sea
Yeah, I'll put him somewhere nice.
I don't wear jewelry at all because it like I just feel weird. It looks weird on me.
I don't know. It just looks weird on me. Yeah, I'm nothing. Yeah.
I have no I am not bejeweled anywhere.
No, I let my holes close, including my vagina.
like this thing that like if it's just just in you and it's like i should be like trying to keep a low pro yeah but you know i just i can't and i'll just get you know involved in anything that goes on and that's what's nice about new york is like that especially public transportation everybody's like together and the community aspect yeah yeah but yeah we does anyone ever be like fuck you amy schumer like at the fuck off like what yeah no i mean yes but no like you know no
No, not really. I feel like I'm like anonymous here in New York. Like no one cares. And they're expecting to see you. And they're almost like mad that it's either like this is a famous person we're running into. You know, can we get Rihanna? What the fuck?
They expect to see me. They're like, where were you? We went to the 30 Rock today. Yeah.
I would say... I think I'm exactly the same. What am I now? I would say, like my friends, loyal, psychotic, and funny. You were always psychotic. I was always psychotic. I was always just trying to make myself laugh. Oh, that's nice. You know, like have a good time.
I mean, and I would want to make my friends laugh and other people, but it was really about, I think, just trying to, you know, combat boredom and just like have fun. Completely. Yeah. Entertain myself.
Little Amy was voted the class clown. Classic. and Teacher's Worst Nightmare. But I was, I played volleyball. Okay. So I was pretty serious about volleyball, so I wasn't like doing theater. But I did start plays when I was five, but then I got real into volleyball. And you're soccer, right? You did your research.
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