Amy Schumer

What? Right? I mean, that's crazy. That would definitely top the chart. Yeah. I mean, okay. You know what? I'm just going to get right into this here. Okay. Okay? And I've never said this anywhere.

What? Right? I mean, that's crazy. That would definitely top the chart. Yeah. I mean, okay. You know what? I'm just going to get right into this here. Okay. Okay? And I've never said this anywhere.

But when I was sort of at my... kind of peak, like, touring arenas, whatever. And I'll say it, because this is where you say it. Were they a professional athlete? Sure. Did I text them, like, late at night and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, I'm so tired, I'm so sorry, and they left? Yes. And you know who you are. Not the look into the camera.

But when I was sort of at my... kind of peak, like, touring arenas, whatever. And I'll say it, because this is where you say it. Were they a professional athlete? Sure. Did I text them, like, late at night and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, I'm so tired, I'm so sorry, and they left? Yes. And you know who you are. Not the look into the camera.

But when I was sort of at my... kind of peak, like, touring arenas, whatever. And I'll say it, because this is where you say it. Were they a professional athlete? Sure. Did I text them, like, late at night and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, I'm so tired, I'm so sorry, and they left? Yes. And you know who you are. Not the look into the camera.

And that's happened a couple of times and I'm not proud of it. And I think like, you know, and the ambulance is good for this moment because this is like when I actually get actually canceled. No, but it's all about, you know, you want to be a giving lover and whatever, whatever. But at this moment, it was like, you know, some people like will blow a guy and that's the end of the night.

And that's happened a couple of times and I'm not proud of it. And I think like, you know, and the ambulance is good for this moment because this is like when I actually get actually canceled. No, but it's all about, you know, you want to be a giving lover and whatever, whatever. But at this moment, it was like, you know, some people like will blow a guy and that's the end of the night.

And that's happened a couple of times and I'm not proud of it. And I think like, you know, and the ambulance is good for this moment because this is like when I actually get actually canceled. No, but it's all about, you know, you want to be a giving lover and whatever, whatever. But at this moment, it was like, you know, some people like will blow a guy and that's the end of the night.

So I kind of, you know, did it my way to quote Frank Sinatra.

So I kind of, you know, did it my way to quote Frank Sinatra.

So I kind of, you know, did it my way to quote Frank Sinatra.

And we didn't have sex. Oh, right. Babe, he went down on me. And then I yawned and was like, it's been a, I mean, that's a moment in train wreck.

And we didn't have sex. Oh, right. Babe, he went down on me. And then I yawned and was like, it's been a, I mean, that's a moment in train wreck.

And we didn't have sex. Oh, right. Babe, he went down on me. And then I yawned and was like, it's been a, I mean, that's a moment in train wreck.

You're welcome. And like, that's not, you know, the most popular move that gets the best response. But that's the truth. I kind of feel like that would keep them wanting way more.

You're welcome. And like, that's not, you know, the most popular move that gets the best response. But that's the truth. I kind of feel like that would keep them wanting way more.

You're welcome. And like, that's not, you know, the most popular move that gets the best response. But that's the truth. I kind of feel like that would keep them wanting way more.

i that i that's happened probably three times in my in my life when i was in my hay yeah okay and uh and what you know one of them was furious i remember and um and one of them was like totally fine with it and you know what the baseball player was pretty cool about it

i that i that's happened probably three times in my in my life when i was in my hay yeah okay and uh and what you know one of them was furious i remember and um and one of them was like totally fine with it and you know what the baseball player was pretty cool about it

i that i that's happened probably three times in my in my life when i was in my hay yeah okay and uh and what you know one of them was furious i remember and um and one of them was like totally fine with it and you know what the baseball player was pretty cool about it