Amy Schumer

No, I think it's like I just made you come and now you're kicking me out. And I'm like, oh, my God, what does it feel like to be a woman? You know?

No, I think it's like I just made you come and now you're kicking me out. And I'm like, oh, my God, what does it feel like to be a woman? You know?

No, I think it's like I just made you come and now you're kicking me out. And I'm like, oh, my God, what does it feel like to be a woman? You know?

hmm okay okay um i'm gonna say either christian bale or beyonce the range yeah but i don't think i would get a hall pass i would give a hall pass you wouldn't get but i wouldn't get one no but it's good to like think about it like it's i think it's even better when it's like a dream and like i don't know if you'd actually even want to do it yeah it's kind of like don't be your heroes

hmm okay okay um i'm gonna say either christian bale or beyonce the range yeah but i don't think i would get a hall pass i would give a hall pass you wouldn't get but i wouldn't get one no but it's good to like think about it like it's i think it's even better when it's like a dream and like i don't know if you'd actually even want to do it yeah it's kind of like don't be your heroes

hmm okay okay um i'm gonna say either christian bale or beyonce the range yeah but i don't think i would get a hall pass i would give a hall pass you wouldn't get but i wouldn't get one no but it's good to like think about it like it's i think it's even better when it's like a dream and like i don't know if you'd actually even want to do it yeah it's kind of like don't be your heroes

How many can I have? You can have as many as you want. Okay. Method man. Can I get my phone out? No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And he knows. And he knows. And he's his beautiful wife and whatever. And he's like, so doesn't.

How many can I have? You can have as many as you want. Okay. Method man. Can I get my phone out? No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And he knows. And he knows. And he's his beautiful wife and whatever. And he's like, so doesn't.

How many can I have? You can have as many as you want. Okay. Method man. Can I get my phone out? No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And he knows. And he knows. And he's his beautiful wife and whatever. And he's like, so doesn't.

Yeah. But why? Did he say something to you? No. Well.

Yeah. But why? Did he say something to you? No. Well.

Yeah. But why? Did he say something to you? No. Well.

What is your most embarrassing interaction in Hollywood? Oh, my God, so many, so many, so many, so many. Okay, this is a long time ago, but I was at an Equinox Flex. Get it. And Alec Baldwin was there. This is 25 years ago, okay? And he was getting water, and I was behind him at the water fountain, and I quoted Glengarry Glen Ross, and I said, "'Water is for closers.'"

What is your most embarrassing interaction in Hollywood? Oh, my God, so many, so many, so many, so many. Okay, this is a long time ago, but I was at an Equinox Flex. Get it. And Alec Baldwin was there. This is 25 years ago, okay? And he was getting water, and I was behind him at the water fountain, and I quoted Glengarry Glen Ross, and I said, "'Water is for closers.'"

What is your most embarrassing interaction in Hollywood? Oh, my God, so many, so many, so many, so many. Okay, this is a long time ago, but I was at an Equinox Flex. Get it. And Alec Baldwin was there. This is 25 years ago, okay? And he was getting water, and I was behind him at the water fountain, and I quoted Glengarry Glen Ross, and I said, "'Water is for closers.'"

And I should have killed myself instantly. I don't remember. Like I blacked out because it was so stupid. I don't know if he acknowledged me, but I am sorry.

And I should have killed myself instantly. I don't remember. Like I blacked out because it was so stupid. I don't know if he acknowledged me, but I am sorry.

And I should have killed myself instantly. I don't remember. Like I blacked out because it was so stupid. I don't know if he acknowledged me, but I am sorry.

Yes. He's been nothing but really nice to me. Did he remember that moment or no? I don't think so. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember anything. Like, do you do drugs?

Yes. He's been nothing but really nice to me. Did he remember that moment or no? I don't think so. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember anything. Like, do you do drugs?