Amy Schumer

Yes. He's been nothing but really nice to me. Did he remember that moment or no? I don't think so. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember anything. Like, do you do drugs?

Okay, right. Good. No, no, I've never done cocaine. I've never done ecstasy. You've never done cocaine? Never cocaine, never ecstasy. Mushrooms and weed, you know.

Okay, right. Good. No, no, I've never done cocaine. I've never done ecstasy. You've never done cocaine? Never cocaine, never ecstasy. Mushrooms and weed, you know.

Okay, right. Good. No, no, I've never done cocaine. I've never done ecstasy. You've never done cocaine? Never cocaine, never ecstasy. Mushrooms and weed, you know.

No, that's good because like it has. I'm like, I won't remember what we talked about today.

No, that's good because like it has. I'm like, I won't remember what we talked about today.

No, that's good because like it has. I'm like, I won't remember what we talked about today.

No, I am no longer with us. But at least you're still funny.

No, I am no longer with us. But at least you're still funny.

No, I am no longer with us. But at least you're still funny.

Oh, God. So many. Like, you know, there's so much out there about me. Oh, well, this is fun. At my wedding, People magazine reported some celebrities who were there. And they said that Jennifer Aniston was there. And she was not there. But my mom, who is 75, said, I think what happened was from behind... I look exactly like Jennifer Aniston.

Oh, God. So many. Like, you know, there's so much out there about me. Oh, well, this is fun. At my wedding, People magazine reported some celebrities who were there. And they said that Jennifer Aniston was there. And she was not there. But my mom, who is 75, said, I think what happened was from behind... I look exactly like Jennifer Aniston.

Oh, God. So many. Like, you know, there's so much out there about me. Oh, well, this is fun. At my wedding, People magazine reported some celebrities who were there. And they said that Jennifer Aniston was there. And she was not there. But my mom, who is 75, said, I think what happened was from behind... I look exactly like Jennifer Aniston.

And I'm like, you just had knee surgery and you're in your mid-70s, you know. But I just said, oh, okay. Oh, mom. So that was, yeah. That tells me a lot about your mom. That does tell you a lot about my mom.

And I'm like, you just had knee surgery and you're in your mid-70s, you know. But I just said, oh, okay. Oh, mom. So that was, yeah. That tells me a lot about your mom. That does tell you a lot about my mom.

And I'm like, you just had knee surgery and you're in your mid-70s, you know. But I just said, oh, okay. Oh, mom. So that was, yeah. That tells me a lot about your mom. That does tell you a lot about my mom.

OK, this is this is really controversial. Oh, why are you looking away from me? Because I'm already regretting saying it. And it's not really even a thing. OK, it's not even a pet peeve. My pet peeve is men. But also... But also... And I already said men, right? Yeah, you said men. Okay, I said men. My other... This is kind of like a fun little not really... Okay.

OK, this is this is really controversial. Oh, why are you looking away from me? Because I'm already regretting saying it. And it's not really even a thing. OK, it's not even a pet peeve. My pet peeve is men. But also... But also... And I already said men, right? Yeah, you said men. Okay, I said men. My other... This is kind of like a fun little not really... Okay.

OK, this is this is really controversial. Oh, why are you looking away from me? Because I'm already regretting saying it. And it's not really even a thing. OK, it's not even a pet peeve. My pet peeve is men. But also... But also... And I already said men, right? Yeah, you said men. Okay, I said men. My other... This is kind of like a fun little not really... Okay.

Okay, I have a couple now that I'm going. Pickleball annoys me. Sorry. Have you ever played? No. Me either. I'm just hating from a distance.