Amy Schumer

Did you stay friends with that friend? We tried, but no. did they end up like living together ever like your mom and the guy like did it ever go viral they they were they they were together i think for like two months oh oh quick yeah like almost destroy like a family and then like you know i met someone new and like and now i really know what love is like 10 times God bless her. Love.

Did you stay friends with that friend? We tried, but no. did they end up like living together ever like your mom and the guy like did it ever go viral they they were they they were together i think for like two months oh oh quick yeah like almost destroy like a family and then like you know i met someone new and like and now i really know what love is like 10 times God bless her. Love.

Did you stay friends with that friend? We tried, but no. did they end up like living together ever like your mom and the guy like did it ever go viral they they were they they were together i think for like two months oh oh quick yeah like almost destroy like a family and then like you know i met someone new and like and now i really know what love is like 10 times God bless her. Love.

She is so self-aware. And we are in a good place. But, yeah. And you know what? And I really, like, judged her when I was 30 because I kept crazy journals. I read back from, you know, from 12 to 21, I kept these journals. And I'm like, oh, my God, this woman, you know. And then, but now that I'm a mom and...

She is so self-aware. And we are in a good place. But, yeah. And you know what? And I really, like, judged her when I was 30 because I kept crazy journals. I read back from, you know, from 12 to 21, I kept these journals. And I'm like, oh, my God, this woman, you know. And then, but now that I'm a mom and...

She is so self-aware. And we are in a good place. But, yeah. And you know what? And I really, like, judged her when I was 30 because I kept crazy journals. I read back from, you know, from 12 to 21, I kept these journals. And I'm like, oh, my God, this woman, you know. And then, but now that I'm a mom and...

Unless one of my son's friends has a dad that's at all even a little interested.

Unless one of my son's friends has a dad that's at all even a little interested.

Unless one of my son's friends has a dad that's at all even a little interested.

I handle emergencies and that kind of stuff. I stay very chill. Just know that everything you're asking me in my mind, I'm like,

I handle emergencies and that kind of stuff. I stay very chill. Just know that everything you're asking me in my mind, I'm like,

I handle emergencies and that kind of stuff. I stay very chill. Just know that everything you're asking me in my mind, I'm like,

now i feel attacked that's your favorite porn no no but i had a phase with that sure oh you did yeah sure what's your favorite porn uh well the thing is and i was hoping this would come up yeah i figured um i i feel like i can't say it because you know a lot of porn is like from real life situations that go awry

now i feel attacked that's your favorite porn no no but i had a phase with that sure oh you did yeah sure what's your favorite porn uh well the thing is and i was hoping this would come up yeah i figured um i i feel like i can't say it because you know a lot of porn is like from real life situations that go awry

now i feel attacked that's your favorite porn no no but i had a phase with that sure oh you did yeah sure what's your favorite porn uh well the thing is and i was hoping this would come up yeah i figured um i i feel like i can't say it because you know a lot of porn is like from real life situations that go awry

And then I'm getting a massage or I'm in a car or I'm whatever and I don't want like the driver or the, you know, I don't want them, you know, you have to live your real life. So, you know, I'll tell you later. Okay, yeah. You don't want anyone to get the right idea. Is podcast porn a thing? They should make that where it's like, you're like, and then all of a sudden.

And then I'm getting a massage or I'm in a car or I'm whatever and I don't want like the driver or the, you know, I don't want them, you know, you have to live your real life. So, you know, I'll tell you later. Okay, yeah. You don't want anyone to get the right idea. Is podcast porn a thing? They should make that where it's like, you're like, and then all of a sudden.

And then I'm getting a massage or I'm in a car or I'm whatever and I don't want like the driver or the, you know, I don't want them, you know, you have to live your real life. So, you know, I'll tell you later. Okay, yeah. You don't want anyone to get the right idea. Is podcast porn a thing? They should make that where it's like, you're like, and then all of a sudden.

I'm like, Amy, give me that foot. Give me your bare foot.

I'm like, Amy, give me that foot. Give me your bare foot.