Amy Schumer

I'm like, Amy, give me that foot. Give me your bare foot.

Right. Well, I didn't start saying until after college. I was 23. And I did not.

Right. Well, I didn't start saying until after college. I was 23. And I did not.

Right. Well, I didn't start saying until after college. I was 23. And I did not.

even think about the possibility of making a living from it but the first time i got a college gig and they were like we're paying you 800 for one hour and i ran oh my god around my apartment do it like laps around my apartment like it's like the best feeling i've ever felt i was like well will i feel this good if i ever have a baby um and as someone who's had a baby no no okay um

even think about the possibility of making a living from it but the first time i got a college gig and they were like we're paying you 800 for one hour and i ran oh my god around my apartment do it like laps around my apartment like it's like the best feeling i've ever felt i was like well will i feel this good if i ever have a baby um and as someone who's had a baby no no okay um

even think about the possibility of making a living from it but the first time i got a college gig and they were like we're paying you 800 for one hour and i ran oh my god around my apartment do it like laps around my apartment like it's like the best feeling i've ever felt i was like well will i feel this good if i ever have a baby um and as someone who's had a baby no no okay um

That's a gig. It was so far upstate. Colleges pay well. And it was so far upstate New York that it was like you flew into Canada and just no one else wanted to do it. So I got it. And...

That's a gig. It was so far upstate. Colleges pay well. And it was so far upstate New York that it was like you flew into Canada and just no one else wanted to do it. So I got it. And...

That's a gig. It was so far upstate. Colleges pay well. And it was so far upstate New York that it was like you flew into Canada and just no one else wanted to do it. So I got it. And...

yeah and then I was like oh my god if I can just make a living doing this that's all I want but then you know you you start you get there and you go what's next what's next what's next and so yeah and then like you know I really want to try and make a lot of money we after the roast of Charlie Sheen I'd like that was like you're obviously like a huge moment that was big on your Wikipedia at least that's what it reads and

yeah and then I was like oh my god if I can just make a living doing this that's all I want but then you know you you start you get there and you go what's next what's next what's next and so yeah and then like you know I really want to try and make a lot of money we after the roast of Charlie Sheen I'd like that was like you're obviously like a huge moment that was big on your Wikipedia at least that's what it reads and

yeah and then I was like oh my god if I can just make a living doing this that's all I want but then you know you you start you get there and you go what's next what's next what's next and so yeah and then like you know I really want to try and make a lot of money we after the roast of Charlie Sheen I'd like that was like you're obviously like a huge moment that was big on your Wikipedia at least that's what it reads and

Uh, but yeah, my, my friends. Yeah. But really like I wouldn't do that to an audience again. I wouldn't do a roast again. Why? I just was young and like, didn't realize that people's feelings really get hurt.

Uh, but yeah, my, my friends. Yeah. But really like I wouldn't do that to an audience again. I wouldn't do a roast again. Why? I just was young and like, didn't realize that people's feelings really get hurt.

Uh, but yeah, my, my friends. Yeah. But really like I wouldn't do that to an audience again. I wouldn't do a roast again. Why? I just was young and like, didn't realize that people's feelings really get hurt.

oh you know I mean that's so that sounds so stupid but it was like you know you and especially when you're starting out you just think okay these people are so famous I'm a completely unknown comedian who cares what I say but then you know like oh that probably really did hurt that person's feelings or something you think well I know it's hurt people's feelings but I also feel like there's been like a random rise again and like the Netflix specials are roast and people are roasting and people are like liking it like obviously we saw Nikki Glaser had like a huge moment because people were like oh my god like keep fucking roast

oh you know I mean that's so that sounds so stupid but it was like you know you and especially when you're starting out you just think okay these people are so famous I'm a completely unknown comedian who cares what I say but then you know like oh that probably really did hurt that person's feelings or something you think well I know it's hurt people's feelings but I also feel like there's been like a random rise again and like the Netflix specials are roast and people are roasting and people are like liking it like obviously we saw Nikki Glaser had like a huge moment because people were like oh my god like keep fucking roast

oh you know I mean that's so that sounds so stupid but it was like you know you and especially when you're starting out you just think okay these people are so famous I'm a completely unknown comedian who cares what I say but then you know like oh that probably really did hurt that person's feelings or something you think well I know it's hurt people's feelings but I also feel like there's been like a random rise again and like the Netflix specials are roast and people are roasting and people are like liking it like obviously we saw Nikki Glaser had like a huge moment because people were like oh my god like keep fucking roast

oh my god she killed no i love watching roasts and they're so funny i just don't like i couldn't do it because hard i don't i absolutely go for like the jugular bring a gun to a knife fight but also um