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Amy Schumer

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Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Yeah, it's like any woman who, like, I'm going to butcher it, but like who decides to, you know, live an interesting life or something will be treated as a cruel joke and she'll need her sisterhood. And I'm sorry because I butchered it, but, you know. No, no, no, the concept. I get it. And I wish it wasn't like that and I... Goddamn, I wish it wasn't like that.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Yeah, it's like any woman who, like, I'm going to butcher it, but like who decides to, you know, live an interesting life or something will be treated as a cruel joke and she'll need her sisterhood. And I'm sorry because I butchered it, but, you know. No, no, no, the concept. I get it. And I wish it wasn't like that and I... Goddamn, I wish it wasn't like that.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Yeah, it's like any woman who, like, I'm going to butcher it, but like who decides to, you know, live an interesting life or something will be treated as a cruel joke and she'll need her sisterhood. And I'm sorry because I butchered it, but, you know. No, no, no, the concept. I get it. And I wish it wasn't like that and I... Goddamn, I wish it wasn't like that.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Like I want to be one time a promoter. But I'm like, no, every second of every day, every set, every everything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Like I want to be one time a promoter. But I'm like, no, every second of every day, every set, every everything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Like I want to be one time a promoter. But I'm like, no, every second of every day, every set, every everything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Everyone just thinks that women are. at at any point might lose it and they're just waiting for you and so every day it's like memento you have to like start over and and remind everyone that you're in your position for a reason every day every day and i just want to say this since you asked every year You're in like a chain, like a WhatsApp chat or text chain with the other moms in class.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Everyone just thinks that women are. at at any point might lose it and they're just waiting for you and so every day it's like memento you have to like start over and and remind everyone that you're in your position for a reason every day every day and i just want to say this since you asked every year You're in like a chain, like a WhatsApp chat or text chain with the other moms in class.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

Everyone just thinks that women are. at at any point might lose it and they're just waiting for you and so every day it's like memento you have to like start over and and remind everyone that you're in your position for a reason every day every day and i just want to say this since you asked every year You're in like a chain, like a WhatsApp chat or text chain with the other moms in class.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

I mean, with other parents. And then they pick, they designate class moms. You know, they go like, and they haven't changed it to be PC. They haven't made it to class parents. Okay, class mom. It's class moms because the moms are the ones handling shit and communicating and we text and whatever. And then once in a while, like a dad will pop in there and we'll be like, Rick, are you lost?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

I mean, with other parents. And then they pick, they designate class moms. You know, they go like, and they haven't changed it to be PC. They haven't made it to class parents. Okay, class mom. It's class moms because the moms are the ones handling shit and communicating and we text and whatever. And then once in a while, like a dad will pop in there and we'll be like, Rick, are you lost?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

I mean, with other parents. And then they pick, they designate class moms. You know, they go like, and they haven't changed it to be PC. They haven't made it to class parents. Okay, class mom. It's class moms because the moms are the ones handling shit and communicating and we text and whatever. And then once in a while, like a dad will pop in there and we'll be like, Rick, are you lost?

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

You know, like the moms are really getting things done. Right. And and I just like think like I want people at home to imagine like. Imagine if your dad one year was in charge of planning your birthday party. I wouldn't have had one. No, okay? Your dad is like, I'm going to handle it this year, okay? Any dad is like, I got it. Or anything. Or planned anything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

You know, like the moms are really getting things done. Right. And and I just like think like I want people at home to imagine like. Imagine if your dad one year was in charge of planning your birthday party. I wouldn't have had one. No, okay? Your dad is like, I'm going to handle it this year, okay? Any dad is like, I got it. Or anything. Or planned anything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

You know, like the moms are really getting things done. Right. And and I just like think like I want people at home to imagine like. Imagine if your dad one year was in charge of planning your birthday party. I wouldn't have had one. No, okay? Your dad is like, I'm going to handle it this year, okay? Any dad is like, I got it. Or anything. Or planned anything.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

they communicate, they can't, and I think this is, and men are in charge of the world. It's terrible. The world. And that's why we're in so many wars. I think that it's not even on purpose. I think probably these men were probably just trying to plan a birthday party. No.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

they communicate, they can't, and I think this is, and men are in charge of the world. It's terrible. The world. And that's why we're in so many wars. I think that it's not even on purpose. I think probably these men were probably just trying to plan a birthday party. No.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

they communicate, they can't, and I think this is, and men are in charge of the world. It's terrible. The world. And that's why we're in so many wars. I think that it's not even on purpose. I think probably these men were probably just trying to plan a birthday party. No.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

You're a whore. And you're a whore.

Call Her Daddy
Amy Schumer: Pro Athletes, Porn & Pretending to C*m

You're a whore. And you're a whore.