Amy Schumer
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You're a whore. And you're a whore.
I think they're afraid of women and they're afraid. I really do. I think I think.
I think they're afraid of women and they're afraid. I really do. I think I think.
I think they're afraid of women and they're afraid. I really do. I think I think.
i think men are terrified of women i think they're it goes back to how they feel about their moms i think they feel guilty about their mom i mean we all feel guilty about our moms yeah and and just scared it everything we've ever seen all the old movies all the books all the you know it's like it's all from the guy's point of view it's all the male gaze the slow pan up from her heel and it's just starting
i think men are terrified of women i think they're it goes back to how they feel about their moms i think they feel guilty about their mom i mean we all feel guilty about our moms yeah and and just scared it everything we've ever seen all the old movies all the books all the you know it's like it's all from the guy's point of view it's all the male gaze the slow pan up from her heel and it's just starting
i think men are terrified of women i think they're it goes back to how they feel about their moms i think they feel guilty about their mom i mean we all feel guilty about our moms yeah and and just scared it everything we've ever seen all the old movies all the books all the you know it's like it's all from the guy's point of view it's all the male gaze the slow pan up from her heel and it's just starting
gonna get better and so if i were to say to gloria stein i'm like what the hell she'd be like it's so much better than it was but what it was was that not that long ago you needed you know your husband to get a credit card and we couldn't we couldn't vote and like you know here we are and here we
gonna get better and so if i were to say to gloria stein i'm like what the hell she'd be like it's so much better than it was but what it was was that not that long ago you needed you know your husband to get a credit card and we couldn't we couldn't vote and like you know here we are and here we
gonna get better and so if i were to say to gloria stein i'm like what the hell she'd be like it's so much better than it was but what it was was that not that long ago you needed you know your husband to get a credit card and we couldn't we couldn't vote and like you know here we are and here we
You know, I remember in college, I would kind of try to talk a big game and be like really confident, like, you know, Mae West or maybe a more up to date reference. And then we would like I would go home with them. I remember I went home with this guy one time and he had like I don't know, like pit bulls or Doberman pinch. I don't know.
You know, I remember in college, I would kind of try to talk a big game and be like really confident, like, you know, Mae West or maybe a more up to date reference. And then we would like I would go home with them. I remember I went home with this guy one time and he had like I don't know, like pit bulls or Doberman pinch. I don't know.
You know, I remember in college, I would kind of try to talk a big game and be like really confident, like, you know, Mae West or maybe a more up to date reference. And then we would like I would go home with them. I remember I went home with this guy one time and he had like I don't know, like pit bulls or Doberman pinch. I don't know.
He had these like dogs and he was like, just, I think he had like an ankle bracelet on, you know, like he was on parole or something. And like we were, and we're like kissing and like, we're like in the laundry room of my dorm. And it was like, it just all happened so quick. And I was like naked. And, And I was like, I am in way over my head. I am not this experience sexually.
He had these like dogs and he was like, just, I think he had like an ankle bracelet on, you know, like he was on parole or something. And like we were, and we're like kissing and like, we're like in the laundry room of my dorm. And it was like, it just all happened so quick. And I was like naked. And, And I was like, I am in way over my head. I am not this experience sexually.
He had these like dogs and he was like, just, I think he had like an ankle bracelet on, you know, like he was on parole or something. And like we were, and we're like kissing and like, we're like in the laundry room of my dorm. And it was like, it just all happened so quick. And I was like naked. And, And I was like, I am in way over my head. I am not this experience sexually.
I have been completely bullshitting this guy, trying to like act like I know something. And yeah, I still... But no, nobody ever... Yeah. He knew I was full of shit too.
I have been completely bullshitting this guy, trying to like act like I know something. And yeah, I still... But no, nobody ever... Yeah. He knew I was full of shit too.
I have been completely bullshitting this guy, trying to like act like I know something. And yeah, I still... But no, nobody ever... Yeah. He knew I was full of shit too.
I'm actually super vulnerable and scared of your penis.