Andrés Rosende (Podcast Producer/Moderator)

I had eczema. This is wild. I had eczema all over my body one time. Dry skin. I got eczema on my balls. And the doctor said- And the doctor was like, just fucking lotion up your balls.

But I do lotion my balls. I lotion my balls every day.

But I do lotion my balls. I lotion my balls every day.

But I do lotion my balls. I lotion my balls every day.

Now I over lotion my balls. Yeah, I have pores on my balls that, you know what I mean? No, I'm serious. I over lotion my balls now. Okay. Do you guys put lotion on your nuts? Never.

Now I over lotion my balls. Yeah, I have pores on my balls that, you know what I mean? No, I'm serious. I over lotion my balls now. Okay. Do you guys put lotion on your nuts? Never.

Now I over lotion my balls. Yeah, I have pores on my balls that, you know what I mean? No, I'm serious. I over lotion my balls now. Okay. Do you guys put lotion on your nuts? Never.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Look who's talking.

Look who's talking.

Look who's talking.

Wait, why do you ask that?

Wait, why do you ask that?

Wait, why do you ask that?

On your conchita? Don't call that that.

On your conchita? Don't call that that.

On your conchita? Don't call that that.

Pussy. What, you got an ingrown hair?