Rudy Is Single
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What are the upcoming shows for the Bad Friends crew?
Hello, hello. Hello, mate. You all right, mate? I'm all right, mate.
We're going to be coming to London and Dublin July 18th and 19th. These are the only two shows we're doing in 2025 together. Yeah.
International boys, we're done.
If you're living in Scotland, go to London. If you're living in somewhere else, go to Scotland.
Right, it's easy. If you're living in Scotland, go to England. And if you're living in Norway, please fly to Dublin. Yeah, yeah, or Poland. In Poland. If you're living in Poland, you probably got to come to our Polish show. We're doing one Polish sausage show. Yeah, yeah. We're not. July 18th and 19th, London and Dublin. Go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Ladies and gentlemen, she returns. She has risen. It's Rudy Jules. Yeah. Yeah. She's been away from the show for too long. She's been doing a lot of tiger belly, a lot of belly tiger, a lot of trash Tuesday.
I have an intro that I prepared.
Oh, sorry about that.
Can I? Yeah, please. It's going to take a couple of minutes.
Yeah, do it.
Wow.
Yes. And I have found my people. And I have some gifts for you all, if I may. If I may? Did you really? Yes.
Honestly? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Will you play the bird again? Yeah, yeah. That's beautiful.
For Jules. I'm not kidding. I love that thing. Yeah, Jules. I bought you a... It's a wand? It's a wand. Yeah, that's what they call it. Come grab it.
Play the bird. Play the bird. Play the bird, bud.
Okay, sorry. There's no enough water. I got to put some more water in it. Very good. Okay, very good.
Yeah, put some more water.
Whoa.
Needs water.
Oh, king.
What is that? I got you Voldemort's wand. God bless.
Thank you.
Here.
Thank you.
And then. For my friend, Karloff. Come, please.
Blow the bird.
Here's a one for you, my friend. Wow. Here you go. All right? Do not jam it in your ass. Yeah.
Happy birthday, Karloff.
Stop it. McCowan, please come. I gave you a black bird charmer. Here you go, my friend. Cool. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you say, you idiot? Yeah, yeah, you bow or something. Bow. Andreas, come here. I have a gift for you, too. Thank you. I have a gift for you, too, Andreas. This is a big one. Right. This is a ceramic penis.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Yeah, yeah. And that is it. I had a joyous day. Bob. Yeah. Thank you so much. And then you just got drunk all day, huh? Yeah. Yeah? Smash. Yeah, how'd you get here? Uber. Oh, good. Uber. Uber, my friend. Yeah, yeah.
Can I tell you something? Yeah, I love it. This means more than I think you know to me. Why does it? Well, because you don't buy me stuff. Yeah. This is special.
That was one of the most expensive ones there. How much? $50. Really? Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so we saw on Instagram, Bobby went to the Renaissance Fair. First time ever.
Yes.
First time last time, first time first time.
I'm going next Sunday. You are? Yeah, and Jules is going to come. Are you really going?
Yeah.
Are you excited?
I want to go. Are there elves?
Oh my God, there's elves, there's orcs. There's everything that you can desire. Well, explain to us how much fun you had. It looks really cool.
What? Shut up, Fancy. Shut up. Honestly, shut up. That was me. Phony. At the fair today. You're at the fair with your friend, Brittany. Yes. And I'm proud of you dressed up.
Well, you can rent. See, that's where I made the mistake. You rented? I came like this. Yeah. And then I went to the store and I rented that vest. It's good looking vest. And I was just jamming out here in front of this. Yeah, it was. I'm telling you, dude, that was. What a song. You loved it. I saw jousting. I saw a couple of plays. wow yeah yeah it was a very enjoyable thing so you'll go back i'm gonna go back next sunday yeah with jules and dumbfounded and gene and also andrea jen look at that you look good and i'm gonna dress i'm gonna we're gonna dress as and i'm gonna get your dress as peasants but but asian peasants so my fantasy is this wait that's not asian peasants whatever you did before
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