Rudy
Appearances
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Go ahead. I've been telling you I'm busy and I'm so tired that I can't watch any show.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Because you can just scroll. You don't have to think about it. You don't have to actually watch it. It's just scrolling.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Well, I need a visa. Oh, yeah. Can you buy the five million gold visa for me?
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
That's because I wake up in the morning, you wake up at night. We don't see each other.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
No, but... Repa, repa, repa. Repa, repa. Ditto Bob, he doesn't even eat like cold stuff already. You heat it up. No, even then, he doesn't eat leftovers. Once it's like... Oh, my God.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
Sheila? You don't see nothing? Jerome, do you want blueberry waffles?
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
My uncle in Germany, who's bigger than you, have to buy the whole aisle.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
I had. My aunt made it for me, but I just didn't know what to do.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
You boys are lucky. I don't have anyone to complain about me looking like a tumbleweed. My boots smell worse than a rattler's dance. I ain't bothering with no laundry.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
You coughing, Cole? I say it's a little bit of cold. You boys ain't much different, but this laundry place, hell, it's like a little slice of civilization. Clean sheets, hot water, and the smell of lavender.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
Living free don't mean you gotta stand like a horse backside, but I do like me some clean socks and underwear. Ain't too proud to admit it.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
That ain't magic. That's skill. You don't survive out here without knowing how to take care of business. Maybe she's been in these fires longer than we think.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
Let's get him before she puts a spell on us, boys. We may be cool.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips
A usurpation of Athaliah. When Athaliah, the mother of Ajia, saw that her son was dead, she began to kill off the whole royal family of the house of Judah.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
I haven't seen you since last year.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
No, because I- No, no, no, no.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
I've just been dissecting animals.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
God bless you. Rats and earthworms and the crickets.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
Yeah, and it's really fun, especially with the rats.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I had a massage today. And the woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch?
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I said, I don't want my face. I don't like my face.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx gets their name from.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
It's the area between your balls and your butthole.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
Is that from Teejers? Pass that 10, playa. Pass that 10, playboy.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this will make it over the crack.
Bad Friends
Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon
What happens on January 5th? Because the next day is our holiday. Three kings. What? Three kings.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
I have no idea why people are there. I don't, I don't get it at all. I don't get it.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Yeah, because they, you know, it's like, I guess the whole point would be like, can you get on TV to be the one Giants fan like holding up your jersey and just yelling like Jackson Dart? I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. And like, you know, maybe we're just really out of touch and like losers. I don't I don't know.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Like, I mean, I'm trying not to be like the anti fun guy, but I don't get how I was. I literally asked my wife. I was like, would you rather be in Times Square for New Year's Eve or at the NFL draft? And she was like, I honestly don't know.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
And I mean, you're so far away from the state. They were doing the aerial shots and you're not even close to the stage. I mean, the people close to the stage, I don't even think... I would say 95% of the audience was not even remotely near the stage area. You're just in this parking lot behind it.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Correct.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Yeah. Do you feel the same way about the NBA draft?
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Maybe it's just an excuse to party, get hammered, and, you know, maybe that's just the sell. Which, you know, Rose trip, and you just get there, and everybody's kind of, you're on an Airbnb for a weekend, and you just kind of do your thing. Maybe that's fun.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
I feel like I like him more than the consensus does. Like, all these GMs and anonymous... I love the anonymous thing today. It was like there was people trying to out-anonymous everyone else with anonymous quotes. I don't know. I mean, obviously, I wasn't in any of the meetings with the guy, but I kind of respected him.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Like, he seems like he's got a decent head on his shoulders, given who he is, who his dad is. And he got his ass kicked at Colorado almost every single week and really never complained and was just a baller. So... I don't know. I'm not a talent evaluator, but I respect his game.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
But clearly there's just, I think, you know, it was weird on the broadcast because they just kind of refused to ever say like, hey, maybe he's just not that talented. And that's why he's not. They kept, you know, Kuyper kept bringing it up. They kept talking about how, you know, about his dad showing him and it was kind of awkward.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
And maybe it's just, hey, he's not that good of an arm strength guy. And, you know, why are we taking that guy in the first round? Maybe it's as simple as that.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Well, Van, you watched Jackson Dart. And especially the Florida game was not a pretty watch. Right. But You know, he's got the arm strength and I guess more of the ideal athleticism. He runs a little bit better than Chador does. I don't know. Like, it's one of those things where... Because you're right. Like, he... Like, Colorado's defense was terrible both years he was there.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
And he carried them to, you know, ranked... To, you know, Colorado being a ranked team for most of the time. He's an impressive dude to me. But clearly, you know, I... If you don't have a good arm like that, like the Anthony Richardson thing, like dudes get tricked into that all the time. You know, right. Guys, he's six foot five. He's built like an Adonis. He runs well.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
The one throw the one throw he had last year off his back foot. You know, they'll show that highlight for years to come. It's like, all right, we'll bank on that guy. It's hard to bank on a guy who. All right. What's his main trait? Like he's tough and he's he's kind of accurate or he's pretty accurate, but he doesn't have a great arm.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
He was 50 to 40. Yeah.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
but that's the thing. I was like, man, where would you want to see him? Cause I was thinking during the draft, I'm like, does he, does he fit well in New York or Cleveland in a cold weather city where like, he's got to drive the ball and what could be bad weather. Like I, he's, you know, the saints in a dome, like that feels just way, way bad.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
I don't know what the exact fit is, but I didn't know if he's one of those.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
But I would say the counterpoint would be every draft expert has basically told us that like Cam Ward in last year's draft is going what, like fifth or sixth of all the quarterbacks?
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
So if you think Cam Ward is better than Shador Sanders, which I think we all probably do, at least as a prospect, that's that means he's at least seventh, the seventh best quarterback in, you know, and how many times there's seven quarterbacks going round one. So is he just being was he just kind of being propped up because, hey, we need to latch on to somebody. Quarterbacks are sexy.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
usually two to three go in the first round, like maybe he's up there when like, you know, I guess the statistics would tell you that this draft is just not a great quarterback draft. So I don't know. It seems I really don't know what to believe.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
But that cooled off the last couple of days. It did. No, last couple of weeks. Yeah, yeah. But it almost feels like did we just kind of like talk ourselves into something that was never actually going to be real, you know?
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
I love Hampton to the Chargers. What do you think his... Because what do you think he's going to go in an auction draft? Like, dudes are going to lose that.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
He's like a $40 guy. Yeah, like, he's going to be a top guy. And, you know, there's a lot of people that said, you know, Jenty's like...
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
physically just a freaking special but that Hampton's not that far behind him and I that's like a perfect because all those charges running backs to were just like taking time bombs like you know with all Dobbins is you know just another injury waiting to happen unfortunately and Gus Edwards is like a thousand years old really seems like it like it just seems like a plug and play guy that's going to be like an all pro potentially like in a couple seasons yeah that was one of those if you took him at 12 it's like that's high but that's a nice pick but when you get him at 22 you're like oh
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
The Eagles kind of did it again, too, with Jihad Campbell, right? It was a great pick. Yeah, like they just get another SEC stud who somehow falls. And there's the injury concern, but man.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Yep.