Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Mercy is coming to theaters this Friday. This is the Mercy Corps, powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes to prove it, or you will be executed.
What are the most peaceful moments shared?
Experience an immersive thrill ride.
Every camera and cell phone's at your disposal.
In IMAX. Can I see my daughter's socials? Hear that?
What humorous anecdotes are shared about head transplants?
Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to. Rebecca Ferguson. You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next. I know I have something here. Oh my God. Mercy, rated PG-13. May be inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters Friday.
How does the hot tub experience relate to personal freedom?
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
What are you doing here?
I'm back, baby.
Richie. Richie. You're back. I mean, I see I have eyeballs. I see you. You know what I mean? But why are you back? I don't even know if I like it. No. Yeah, yeah.
You know what? We should get an email to say who's coming. We should. Because when I walked in here, I kind of had like a little bit of a traumatic response. Yeah, it's triggering. Yeah.
I thought we had a positive relationship.
No, because one time... Did we talk about when I was on stage and then you were on the... Oh, no, we didn't, but... I'm in the main room. You're in the main room? And what happened? And then I'm doing okay. I look to my right. There's Richie in the front row. Why are you sitting in the front row?
Well, I didn't mean to. I got tickets because my friend was in town and he's a huge comedy fan. So I was like, oh, cool. Let's go to the store. He wasn't laughing.
He just had a permanent smile. This is what he was doing. Yeah, freaky. Freaky, dude. Freaky rhythm. Freaking me out, dude.
Well, I was nervous. You're a freak! No!
You are, dude. You're a freak, dude.
Did I tell you?
Yeah, go ahead. I saw Mighty Supreme. I heard it's good. It's great. Yeah. It's like five movies in one. Are you being positive or negative? Positive. It's a lot of stories in one. We discussed this the other day. It's a lot. It's awesome, but it's like a lot of film. You could have made... people will get annoyed by this. You could have made a great limited run series TV show out of it. Oh, I see. Because there's so many sub stories going on, like so many different stories that like, you know, this could have been stretched out. Did you see it? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe you didn't see it. I'm really full of anxiety right now. Why? Because next week's the weekend. What is it? My special. I know, you're taping.
Can I say something funny that happened a couple days ago?
I call Abby, my manager, and I go- Does she have a phone? No. I do a smoke thing. Bobby needs me. Yeah.
I go, well, what about intro music, right? How much does that cost and this and that? And she goes-
She goes, why don't you just use a public domain song? Like just like from a free library? Imagine this. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bobby Lee, take me out to the ball game. Look up Amazing Grace as one. Happy birthday to, that'd be such a funny song to come out to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, public domain. I mean, it would give you like a couple of minutes up top to joke about it if you did happy birthday. Yeah, maybe. If you're like, hey man, we can't afford it. Yeah, we can't afford it. You see how elaborate this is. Yeah. Are you excited to shoot? I don't know if excited is the word. It's just like a lot of anxiety, really. You've worked so hard on this. I know, but. The hour's gonna be fucking amazing.
It's gonna break records. It's gonna get nominated. It's gonna break records. It's gonna be the highest viewed special on Hulu in history. I have really bad jokes in it. Well, that doesn't mean it's not gonna be watched. You know what I mean? Yeah. Plenty of things that were bad were watched by a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it happens all the time. Yeah, okay. So bad is good, right?
Bad is good? Michael Jackson, bad, good. Yeah. So bad it was, I mean, bad.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:12
2
What are the most peaceful moments shared?
0:12–0:18
3
What humorous anecdotes are shared about head transplants?
0:18–0:31
4
How does the hot tub experience relate to personal freedom?
0:31–44:16
5
What online business does Bad Friends use?
44:16–44:55
6
What is the significance of the prosthetic shaka?
44:55–46:41
7
What happens during the zombie apocalypse discussion?
46:41–55:07
8
How does the conversation about dating and confidence unfold?
55:07–1:24:22