Andrew Dice Clay
👤 Speaker
404
total appearances
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KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
So I fucking was getting about eight years in prison they were going to give me because of all the priors and shit like that.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
A parole officer came in my jail cell and said, you want to try rehab again?
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
I literally fucking didn't think I was going to.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Rehab has peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
So I was literally living in a fucking creek bed with no Top Ramen.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
No, after you get all that weed out of your ass, it always smells like doo-doo.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
You realize millions of people are going to see this.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
They ain't going to remember this shit in two weeks.