Andrew Ginsberg

I love San Francisco.

It's the only place Asian women have asses.

I was like, holy shit, is that an Asian girl with an ass or a 12 year old Latino boy?

Mormons, they're beautiful, but they don't put out.

So you can look, but don't touch.

That was my policy.

But I did do a little bit of touching.

There you go, Hans.

She actually did this thing where I was a missionary, and then she put her legs in between mine, and she squeezed, and it was like a 49-year-old vagina.

Yeah.

I'm attracted to, you know, young Asians, but, yeah, I was an open mic-er.

She looked a lot like Elaine's outfit tonight.

No, she looked like a young, you know, everything looked great until, you know, the face was a little old, but other than that, it looked like it wasn't what I was doing.

I'm just like, hey, you got any cookies for me?

I'll sit on your lap.

I'm down.

Yeah, he's got allergies, I think.