Andrew Goldman
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505 appearances
7 recordings
3 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 29 Jan
Andrew Goldman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It was a full of attitude newspaper that was run then by this incredibly charismatic editor named Peter Kaplan.
Generally, the marching orders were to go out and make some noise and to be funny and to be snarky.
I was kind of doing features and stringing for their scene slash gossip column called The Transom.
You know, it's how fancy of you to actually have your own gown, because when I was at the Observer, we had an Observer tuxedo that was so stinky and smelly.
But anybody who had to go to one of these events would wear this thing and you'd find like, you know, a crudité in the pocket.
It was like a communal, a communal, poorly fitting tuxedo.
I went to a party that was a celebration of Kathy and Rick Hilton's anniversary.
And there were no seats available for me, except for one.
The one seat available was between Imelda Marcos and Leona Helmsley.
I just, I was so, I was like, basically immediately had this flop sweat.
I was like, I cannot sit between the two most famously mean people in America right now.
Imelda Marcos, who was, had been married to Ferdinand Marcos.
He was one of these dictators from the Philippines who had
basically robbed the Philippines of billions.
And Imelda became very famous because she had a closet filled with thousands and thousands of pairs of designer shoes, like, you know, probably millions of dollars worth of shoes.
So her closet became the big joke and her shoes became the big joke.
And then, of course, Leona Helmsley.
I think that Leona Helmsley might have been known as the Queen of Need.
She was a hotelier when Leona Helmsley died, which was probably 15 years ago.
She left all of her money to this ridiculous, like, lapdog.
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