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Andrew Hawkins

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4438 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Correct. Now, everyone who's 5'11 is actually 5'10. And every guy that says they're 6'1 is actually 6 feet. That's what it is. That's truly the way it breaks down. Damn it. And I got to tell you, Cody, I know you're 5'10. And can I just guess? Can I just guess for the sake of it? I'm not taking a shot at you. 2'6".

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Correct. Now, everyone who's 5'11 is actually 5'10. And every guy that says they're 6'1 is actually 6 feet. That's what it is. That's truly the way it breaks down. Damn it. And I got to tell you, Cody, I know you're 5'10. And can I just guess? Can I just guess for the sake of it? I'm not taking a shot at you. 2'6".

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Good for you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Good for you.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

No, I'm sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

No, I'm sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I care about you very much. I care about you very much. And I will say something about this guy. He's married. And what I can feel about this guy is he's married to a woman who is, and a cliche, but so far out of his league, it's hilarious. I bet you when you guys meet her, everybody goes, that's Koti's wife? Oh, my God. That's what they all say behind his back when they have that second view.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I care about you very much. I care about you very much. And I will say something about this guy. He's married. And what I can feel about this guy is he's married to a woman who is, and a cliche, but so far out of his league, it's hilarious. I bet you when you guys meet her, everybody goes, that's Koti's wife? Oh, my God. That's what they all say behind his back when they have that second view.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

She takes care of you. All right, so I'm going to guess in three guesses what Cote drives. You know, okay, so my first genuine guess is a truck. My first guess is a truck because he looks like he might want to get in and out of a truck. You know, full-sized guy, might want to get in and out of a truck, but it's not a truck. That's OK. That's fine. It's got to be something.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

She takes care of you. All right, so I'm going to guess in three guesses what Cote drives. You know, okay, so my first genuine guess is a truck. My first guess is a truck because he looks like he might want to get in and out of a truck. You know, full-sized guy, might want to get in and out of a truck, but it's not a truck. That's OK. That's fine. It's got to be something.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

It's got to be something standard. Then we're going to go back to just a sedan, maybe a regular sedan or a coupe or a little coupe. Nice coupe. Are you a Japanese car guy? You know what? He's got to be like a either a Lexus or an Acura.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

It's got to be something standard. Then we're going to go back to just a sedan, maybe a regular sedan or a coupe or a little coupe. Nice coupe. Are you a Japanese car guy? You know what? He's got to be like a either a Lexus or an Acura.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Oh, thank you very much. Well, Bobby's mom is my best impression, but Bobby's dad was a special, special man who would hit him with golf clubs. So the irony of me doing a golf show is that Bobby's father would smack him around with golf clubs. That's his memory of golf.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Oh, thank you very much. Well, Bobby's mom is my best impression, but Bobby's dad was a special, special man who would hit him with golf clubs. So the irony of me doing a golf show is that Bobby's father would smack him around with golf clubs. That's his memory of golf.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

So I'm excited to get Bobby on the show, teach him how to golf, but I'm afraid he's going to have these traumatic flashbacks and have PTSD from getting smashed with a 9-iron over the head in the morning.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

So I'm excited to get Bobby on the show, teach him how to golf, but I'm afraid he's going to have these traumatic flashbacks and have PTSD from getting smashed with a 9-iron over the head in the morning.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? I put up with him for a long time. You live on a tour bus with Bobby Lee for for a good year. And then you tell me you're not owed a ticket into heaven, you know, a slot, a seat in there, because after all I put up with for that entire time. But he's look, he's my best friend. I love him. And what we've created together has been.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? I put up with him for a long time. You live on a tour bus with Bobby Lee for for a good year. And then you tell me you're not owed a ticket into heaven, you know, a slot, a seat in there, because after all I put up with for that entire time. But he's look, he's my best friend. I love him. And what we've created together has been.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

incredible to and i'm so happy about it we also have an animated show that we're doing together that we're creating based on our show so we're making some moves outside of that show and we just kind of want to keep growing the brand and having a good time that's you know at this point in my life and my career i just want to have fun i just i we've worked hard i just want to keep having fun now i want to do what you guys are doing i want to have a good time with my friends every day well that's and why yeah and what i don't think andrew does benny blanco really take a boat to europe or is he just messing around

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

incredible to and i'm so happy about it we also have an animated show that we're doing together that we're creating based on our show so we're making some moves outside of that show and we just kind of want to keep growing the brand and having a good time that's you know at this point in my life and my career i just want to have fun i just i we've worked hard i just want to keep having fun now i want to do what you guys are doing i want to have a good time with my friends every day well that's and why yeah and what i don't think andrew does benny blanco really take a boat to europe or is he just messing around