Andrew Hawkins

Now, he did for a long time. He was afraid. He was afraid to fly for a very long time. Now, I think now he does finally fly. But I'm sure, you know, I'm sure Selena's got him on some private jet. So I'm sure he's I'm sure he's on her jet or whatever spaceship that everyone's using now. Right. Are people getting into spaceships now? That's the new thing.

Now, he did for a long time. He was afraid. He was afraid to fly for a very long time. Now, I think now he does finally fly. But I'm sure, you know, I'm sure Selena's got him on some private jet. So I'm sure he's I'm sure he's on her jet or whatever spaceship that everyone's using now. Right. Are people getting into spaceships now? That's the new thing.

All these celebrities I saw this are getting into spaceships. Can't wait. Leave them up there. Next time they go up, just leave them up there. Well, what's this thing? Let it float.

All these celebrities I saw this are getting into spaceships. Can't wait. Leave them up there. Next time they go up, just leave them up there. Well, what's this thing? Let it float.

now i just think it's extremely out of touch i think it's like uh... i saw like emily radikowski had a post online that was like you just don't like it that women and women of color occupying the spaces where they're not usually seen it's like noted the economy is upside down people can't pay rent nobody gives a shit about celebrities sorry going to space

now i just think it's extremely out of touch i think it's like uh... i saw like emily radikowski had a post online that was like you just don't like it that women and women of color occupying the spaces where they're not usually seen it's like noted the economy is upside down people can't pay rent nobody gives a shit about celebrities sorry going to space

and it just doesn't make sense it's a little bit this is such an out-of-touch moment in time when people are scared of what's happening economically and then you're sending a famous people in here and make up the float around for a while it's just feels like it was like where are you do you have any you have any reasonable outlook on what's actually happening but Who cares? Leave them up there.

and it just doesn't make sense it's a little bit this is such an out-of-touch moment in time when people are scared of what's happening economically and then you're sending a famous people in here and make up the float around for a while it's just feels like it was like where are you do you have any you have any reasonable outlook on what's actually happening but Who cares? Leave them up there.

If anybody wants to go to space, leave them up there. This is crazy enough. Down here is crazy. Whenever somebody says, oh, you don't like fantasy movies or fantasy TV shows, no, Earth is nuts enough. You ever been to Detroit? It's crazy. You know what I mean? Go to Toledo. It's nuts. It's crazy enough.

If anybody wants to go to space, leave them up there. This is crazy enough. Down here is crazy. Whenever somebody says, oh, you don't like fantasy movies or fantasy TV shows, no, Earth is nuts enough. You ever been to Detroit? It's crazy. You know what I mean? Go to Toledo. It's nuts. It's crazy enough.

I'm trying to stay clean. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be clean.

I'm trying to stay clean. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be clean.

Hey, wait a minute. I do a lot for charity. I do a ton for charity, and I will tell you this. This fall, I'm going to be headlining a Special Olympics for Charity softball event where we're using 16-inch, no-glove, Chicago-style softballs, and you pay a little bit of money, and you get to hit home runs off of your favorite comedians and celebrities.

Hey, wait a minute. I do a lot for charity. I do a ton for charity, and I will tell you this. This fall, I'm going to be headlining a Special Olympics for Charity softball event where we're using 16-inch, no-glove, Chicago-style softballs, and you pay a little bit of money, and you get to hit home runs off of your favorite comedians and celebrities.

You get to come hit a couple of jacks out of the park on us, including... And not limited to dunk tanks and all sorts of fun stuff. And you can embarrass your favorite comic, celebrity, whatever. So I'm always trying to do the right thing for community and others. I'm trying to uplift. I do my part. I'm not just sitting in space, Dan. I came on this show. This is a favor. You know what I mean?

You get to come hit a couple of jacks out of the park on us, including... And not limited to dunk tanks and all sorts of fun stuff. And you can embarrass your favorite comic, celebrity, whatever. So I'm always trying to do the right thing for community and others. I'm trying to uplift. I do my part. I'm not just sitting in space, Dan. I came on this show. This is a favor. You know what I mean?

I'm doing this just for you. Just to make you look good.

I'm doing this just for you. Just to make you look good.

I mean, I often will get a text message going, hey, hate to bug you, but Sebastian Maniscalco is going to be in town, and I'd really love to see him. And then I got to text Sebastian and go, I'm sorry to do this. Is this OK? I've helped other people get tickets very, very often. I don't know the last time I've had someone else get me tickets. But what's the what's the nature of the beast of this?

I mean, I often will get a text message going, hey, hate to bug you, but Sebastian Maniscalco is going to be in town, and I'd really love to see him. And then I got to text Sebastian and go, I'm sorry to do this. Is this OK? I've helped other people get tickets very, very often. I don't know the last time I've had someone else get me tickets. But what's the what's the nature of the beast of this?