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Andrew Hawkins

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4438 total appearances

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I don't know if some would say that. I think that's that's not even an argument. I think Taylor Swift is probably the most valued ticket in the world in the box office would show that. Not going to say that I don't love a good better man jam by Pearl Jam, but I will say.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I don't know if some would say that. I think that's that's not even an argument. I think Taylor Swift is probably the most valued ticket in the world in the box office would show that. Not going to say that I don't love a good better man jam by Pearl Jam, but I will say.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Not me personally. I'll have one of my assistants do it. Marco, Sheila, Gina, or Steve will do it. They're all here right now. And one of them will text Eddie personally for me. I don't need to do any of that kind of stuff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Not me personally. I'll have one of my assistants do it. Marco, Sheila, Gina, or Steve will do it. They're all here right now. And one of them will text Eddie personally for me. I don't need to do any of that kind of stuff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Oh, my God. i don't need to impress anybody i'm already married it's over for me so i mean i don't know who do i need to impress my friends i mean i barely have them anymore i'm trying to think of who i would need to impress my father is the only guy we're always looking for approval from and when i i sung the seventh inning stretch at wrigley last season was the moment for my dad uh...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Oh, my God. i don't need to impress anybody i'm already married it's over for me so i mean i don't know who do i need to impress my friends i mean i barely have them anymore i'm trying to think of who i would need to impress my father is the only guy we're always looking for approval from and when i i sung the seventh inning stretch at wrigley last season was the moment for my dad uh...

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

i will tell you uh i will give you a little brag a little tiny beautiful brag i went to the masters for the first time in my life uh it was amazing and i was i was offered a chance to perhaps play Augusta, which was unbelievable. So without getting into too much detail, because as you know, it's quite private and interesting, but I was given the opportunity to hopefully play as an invite.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

i will tell you uh i will give you a little brag a little tiny beautiful brag i went to the masters for the first time in my life uh it was amazing and i was i was offered a chance to perhaps play Augusta, which was unbelievable. So without getting into too much detail, because as you know, it's quite private and interesting, but I was given the opportunity to hopefully play as an invite.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I am. Every time I see a LeBron clip, I wonder if he ever read any of those books that they had him on camera. He read the first page. I was like, man, he's got to write up a book report. He read the first couple of pages. Yeah, that's right. I'm ready to play. Give me the lie. Let me see.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I am. Every time I see a LeBron clip, I wonder if he ever read any of those books that they had him on camera. He read the first page. I was like, man, he's got to write up a book report. He read the first couple of pages. Yeah, that's right. I'm ready to play. Give me the lie. Let me see.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

He'd said none of that to the cop. The cop pulled him over and was like, what are you doing? And he was like, I'm so sorry, officer. I'm so sorry. Handed over his information, sat there quietly, did not have any of that banter with the cop. No chance. Not even a little bit. We really we know the truth. The cop was like, what did you think? What were you doing? It's like, oh, I'm so sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

He'd said none of that to the cop. The cop pulled him over and was like, what are you doing? And he was like, I'm so sorry, officer. I'm so sorry. Handed over his information, sat there quietly, did not have any of that banter with the cop. No chance. Not even a little bit. We really we know the truth. The cop was like, what did you think? What were you doing? It's like, oh, I'm so sorry.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I'm running late to this thing. He was really sweet and polite. He turned on his like, you know, how you talk to your grandma voice. He was not combative like that to the officer. I don't believe that for a heartbeat. No chance. Why?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I'm running late to this thing. He was really sweet and polite. He turned on his like, you know, how you talk to your grandma voice. He was not combative like that to the officer. I don't believe that for a heartbeat. No chance. Why?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

No? Watch that. I'll do it right now. So yesterday when I was coming home from the airport, I actually got pulled over on the way home because I got in late last night from Vegas. My flight was delayed and I was rushing home. Because my wife has been sick for a couple of days straight and I was coming home and I was flying down the side and I clipped like a car in my neighborhood.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

No? Watch that. I'll do it right now. So yesterday when I was coming home from the airport, I actually got pulled over on the way home because I got in late last night from Vegas. My flight was delayed and I was rushing home. Because my wife has been sick for a couple of days straight and I was coming home and I was flying down the side and I clipped like a car in my neighborhood.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I clipped like part of the mirror. I went and I rang the doorbell of the person who was in that house. They said, that's not my car. And so then I wrote this long note about apologizing. I was rushing home and my wife is sick and I wrote this really detailed note about the whole thing and left them my phone number. And I got a text this morning. I'll show you guys.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I clipped like part of the mirror. I went and I rang the doorbell of the person who was in that house. They said, that's not my car. And so then I wrote this long note about apologizing. I was rushing home and my wife is sick and I wrote this really detailed note about the whole thing and left them my phone number. And I got a text this morning. I'll show you guys.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I got a text this morning saying, don't worry about it, big fan, because I had signed my name at the bottom. What do you think about that?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I got a text this morning saying, don't worry about it, big fan, because I had signed my name at the bottom. What do you think about that?