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Andrew Hawkins

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4438 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Total lie. None of that stuff happened. None of that stuff happened. That's easy to do. You just ramble and ramble and let your mind wander in these little spots until you find it. That's not true. Stu Gatz, that was a lie. Lie, lie, lie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Total lie. None of that stuff happened. None of that stuff happened. That's easy to do. You just ramble and ramble and let your mind wander in these little spots until you find it. That's not true. Stu Gatz, that was a lie. Lie, lie, lie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I believe that. I'd love to hear him whistle in general, but I do believe that he can't. He's having a tough whistle day. I guess he's having a tough whistle day. I don't know how privileged you have to be for whistling to be the hiccup of the day where that's the only issue you have. Most people are going to their second job in the afternoon just to pay rent. This guy's having a tough whistle day.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

I believe that. I'd love to hear him whistle in general, but I do believe that he can't. He's having a tough whistle day. I guess he's having a tough whistle day. I don't know how privileged you have to be for whistling to be the hiccup of the day where that's the only issue you have. Most people are going to their second job in the afternoon just to pay rent. This guy's having a tough whistle day.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Huff whistle day.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Huff whistle day.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Poorly. No, you did good. You did good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Poorly. No, you did good. You did good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

A hat. I mean, judging by what I think I know about this gentleman, his grandmother died 20 years ago. I mean, this is not even like a remotely believable lie. How old is this man? How old is he?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

A hat. I mean, judging by what I think I know about this gentleman, his grandmother died 20 years ago. I mean, this is not even like a remotely believable lie. How old is this man? How old is he?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah, 50. My grandmother's still alive? His grandma died in 96. Multiple times. What are you talking about? Yeah. Look, all of our grandmothers have been dead multiple times, but you can't use it when you're in your 50s. That's way gone. You could have said, if he really wanted it believable, he should have said, my mom isn't doing well. My mother. You can't do grandmother work.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah, 50. My grandmother's still alive? His grandma died in 96. Multiple times. What are you talking about? Yeah. Look, all of our grandmothers have been dead multiple times, but you can't use it when you're in your 50s. That's way gone. You could have said, if he really wanted it believable, he should have said, my mom isn't doing well. My mother. You can't do grandmother work.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

when you're in your 50s. I believe that. Not at all. Stugatz, that's bad. And also, his name was selected. I don't believe that for a heartbeat, that it just so happens that his name was selected out of all these people. Where does he sit when he sits, Dan? Is this a first-class guy? Is he only in first class? Yes, he's only in first class. Yes. Again, another lie of privilege.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

when you're in your 50s. I believe that. Not at all. Stugatz, that's bad. And also, his name was selected. I don't believe that for a heartbeat, that it just so happens that his name was selected out of all these people. Where does he sit when he sits, Dan? Is this a first-class guy? Is he only in first class? Yes, he's only in first class. Yes. Again, another lie of privilege.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

They're not taking off the first class guy. They go for the easy shot. They go for the guy in 38C who's cramped between someone eating an egg salad sandwich and a child that his diaper hasn't been changed in three days. They go for that poor bastard. The guy that would need to get to where he's going because he's got something important. Not for old first class stugats. I believe it. Not at all.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

They're not taking off the first class guy. They go for the easy shot. They go for the guy in 38C who's cramped between someone eating an egg salad sandwich and a child that his diaper hasn't been changed in three days. They go for that poor bastard. The guy that would need to get to where he's going because he's got something important. Not for old first class stugats. I believe it. Not at all.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Another bad lie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Another bad lie.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah, it is. Oh, look, I mean, my approach to this whole thing was very obvious that I am a golf nut. I always have been. And part of this push is, you know, I didn't grow up country club lifestyle. I had to learn golf on public courses like everybody else did.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Physical and Metaphorical Neck Brace of Roy (feat. Andrew Santino)

Yeah, it is. Oh, look, I mean, my approach to this whole thing was very obvious that I am a golf nut. I always have been. And part of this push is, you know, I didn't grow up country club lifestyle. I had to learn golf on public courses like everybody else did.