Andrew Hawkins

There you go. I've been on Cinephobe. You would get. As I turn away, as Taylor's walking around, I see, the first person I saw was Goff, and Goff looked guilty as shit. He's like... And I was like, man, what are you doing? I thought, man, you know what? Guys, one night in Miami, whatever. Like, hey, man, what's up? And then I turn, and I look at this smug bastard right here.

There you go. I've been on Cinephobe. You would get. As I turn away, as Taylor's walking around, I see, the first person I saw was Goff, and Goff looked guilty as shit. He's like... And I was like, man, what are you doing? I thought, man, you know what? Guys, one night in Miami, whatever. Like, hey, man, what's up? And then I turn, and I look at this smug bastard right here.

And he did, you know what really hit me hard? Was that Goff had the shock and shame, like, shit, we're here, and we didn't invite him in. Dominique was just like, hey, man, what you doing here? Hey, how'd you get here? I had no guilt. Nonchalant as F. And I was just like, this guy is, I'm confused. Did it drive you to drink? I don't get driven to drink.

And he did, you know what really hit me hard? Was that Goff had the shock and shame, like, shit, we're here, and we didn't invite him in. Dominique was just like, hey, man, what you doing here? Hey, how'd you get here? I had no guilt. Nonchalant as F. And I was just like, this guy is, I'm confused. Did it drive you to drink? I don't get driven to drink.

You didn't know I was working, though.

You didn't know I was working, though.

There was an extra, because Charlie said no, and at no point did... Y'all literally said, we would rather have an empty seat than to check what Amin's doing.

There was an extra, because Charlie said no, and at no point did... Y'all literally said, we would rather have an empty seat than to check what Amin's doing.

I'm going to be critical of your lack of ability to discern between me and Goff. You said Amin's friend was there. I mean, Goff's friend. We all look alike, don't we?

I'm going to be critical of your lack of ability to discern between me and Goff. You said Amin's friend was there. I mean, Goff's friend. We all look alike, don't we?

See how he foisted it on you? He's blaming you. He's like, I was trying to give you time. I was trying to help you out, but you're welcome. That's what he's doing. I mean, that doesn't sound like a good partner. I'm just saying.

See how he foisted it on you? He's blaming you. He's like, I was trying to give you time. I was trying to help you out, but you're welcome. That's what he's doing. I mean, that doesn't sound like a good partner. I'm just saying.

You want to hear the wild part? I didn't even know anything. Like, even though I said, hey, guys, let's meet up, and they're like, oh, we're tired, whatever, we can meet on Wednesday. On Thursday, I'm sitting here, I'm getting makeup done, and Jessie, who does our makeup, was like, so how was XYZ Restaurant last night? I'm like, what? That's where you guys went, right?

You want to hear the wild part? I didn't even know anything. Like, even though I said, hey, guys, let's meet up, and they're like, oh, we're tired, whatever, we can meet on Wednesday. On Thursday, I'm sitting here, I'm getting makeup done, and Jessie, who does our makeup, was like, so how was XYZ Restaurant last night? I'm like, what? That's where you guys went, right?

It's, hey, you ever want to fire that flare in the sky, buddy?

It's, hey, you ever want to fire that flare in the sky, buddy?

At no point did anybody reach out to me directly. It was a group text.

At no point did anybody reach out to me directly. It was a group text.

You've done two hours of show based on my life, and now it's about your life.

You've done two hours of show based on my life, and now it's about your life.