Andrew Hawkins

That's why you should have said no. It was a maybe, though, for a few weeks.

That's why you should have said no. It was a maybe, though, for a few weeks.

This is why a simple no would have been great.

This is why a simple no would have been great.

What's the number one food that will send you to tummy ache city with your GERD?

What's the number one food that will send you to tummy ache city with your GERD?

Were any French people upset with Pierre Escargot back in the day?

Were any French people upset with Pierre Escargot back in the day?

Oh yeah, welcome to the Dan Levitard Show sans Dan Levitard. But don't worry, I got you. I'm here with my dog, Hawk, and it's not just him. We got a whole bunch of people. Give me some music, Chris. In the EP chair. Oh, this is nice. It's Chris Cody, a.k.a. Christmas Cody, a.k.a. Big Red.

Oh yeah, welcome to the Dan Levitard Show sans Dan Levitard. But don't worry, I got you. I'm here with my dog, Hawk, and it's not just him. We got a whole bunch of people. Give me some music, Chris. In the EP chair. Oh, this is nice. It's Chris Cody, a.k.a. Christmas Cody, a.k.a. Big Red.

Nope. Back to you. It was good. I like that. Next to him, we got Roy, the Iceman, a.k.a. the boy toy. Roy Bellamy. What's up? Love you, Roy. In the back row behind Roy, we got Jessica Smetana, a.k.a. Smetty Wap, a.k.a. Trap Queen. Smetty King. Why are you still dabbing? Smitty gang, we dab forever! Just waiting for them to put me on camera. There it is! Dab in, I see you. Let's go!

Nope. Back to you. It was good. I like that. Next to him, we got Roy, the Iceman, a.k.a. the boy toy. Roy Bellamy. What's up? Love you, Roy. In the back row behind Roy, we got Jessica Smetana, a.k.a. Smetty Wap, a.k.a. Trap Queen. Smetty King. Why are you still dabbing? Smitty gang, we dab forever! Just waiting for them to put me on camera. There it is! Dab in, I see you. Let's go!

Across from them, we'll jump that. We got my guy, my security blanket, Charlie Kravitz, a.k.a. the Vanilla Snack. Hit him with a salute. What up? Curly, Justin Timberfake. Let's go! And our number one go-to guy, the quickest man in history, quite possibly the most talented dude in this building right now.

Across from them, we'll jump that. We got my guy, my security blanket, Charlie Kravitz, a.k.a. the Vanilla Snack. Hit him with a salute. What up? Curly, Justin Timberfake. Let's go! And our number one go-to guy, the quickest man in history, quite possibly the most talented dude in this building right now.

He also dressed like he cared about himself, which I appreciate, which is rare for the Levitard Show. What? It's Andrew the Hawk Hawkins.

He also dressed like he cared about himself, which I appreciate, which is rare for the Levitard Show. What? It's Andrew the Hawk Hawkins.

He's witty. Oh, man. Hey, guys. Going to have a good show today. I want to start with some football because it's me and Hawk in here.

He's witty. Oh, man. Hey, guys. Going to have a good show today. I want to start with some football because it's me and Hawk in here.

Talking football. Real ball knowers in here. Hut, hut. And it's the only sport that, like, this country really cares about. All other sports are tertiary. There's one sport that's main, and that's football, and we finna get some more of it, supposedly. So, Hawk, 18 games.

Talking football. Real ball knowers in here. Hut, hut. And it's the only sport that, like, this country really cares about. All other sports are tertiary. There's one sport that's main, and that's football, and we finna get some more of it, supposedly. So, Hawk, 18 games.