Hour 2: Jessica's Weekend Observations (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. So that was great.
That was good.
Killed it.
What an interview, guys.
I don't think we're trailing. I think we're all right. I think it's funny when you mess up, respectfully.
People enjoy that. I'm in the Jess camp.
Pull the curtain back.
We didn't have home court. Ultimately, the goal is to come back 1-1.
So we're trailing right now. The game's not over. Oh, you're giving up on the game.
I think the best part of the game is still ahead of us. Yeah.
It's not over. You think it was so bad that we can't come back? The series hasn't even started yet.
No, I think we're in good shape. It wasn't a great play to hit the button in the middle of his answer and also to play a sound bite that kind of felt like he needed to be quiet.
I don't think it was the button pressing. I think it was Dominique asking Steve if he was a better golfer than anyone currently on the PGA Tour, which befuddled him.
That was interesting. He didn't know. And even about the rugby stuff, there was a lot of moments where Steve was kind of like, what are we doing here? But I liked it, though, because it was a good setup. When the button happened, though, that was the moment where I'm like.
That's the only thing you can boil it down to. Now he feels disrespected. Here's a phone call. Because it was all kind of bad.
It's never good when I'm the one that shines in an interview. You were great, man. That's just what no one wants.
You talk about carrying the squad in that interview. Way to be accountable, Chris. You were great.
I mean, I did it. I did get him to say that he would whoop Phil Mickelson's ass. That was a good one. Leave that one on the social. I got a bucket, and then I proceeded to turn the ball over for the rest of the quarter.
We were leaning on you to take all the shots, so you're going to miss a couple, right? it was which sound bite hit. I don't think we're talking enough about like, in the middle of an anthem. And he was like a little long in the answer, which was like a good answer, but it felt, there was a moment where he, you could see him thinking like, was that purposely done? Are they like telling me to get off the stage? Because I'm speaking too low.
Hand up accountability. I blew it. I blew the interview.
I have an idea how we can get back out ahead.
Love to hear it.
Which is by doing weekend observations.
Yeah, do it. Well done. It is time for Jessica's Game Notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my girl Jess.
Weekend observations is presented by Miller Lite. Dumb. It's one of the busiest times on the sports calendar. And we're one of the biggest podcasts in sports. But inexplicably, our hosts left us. One went on an indefinite hiatus. And one took his elegant swan on a work trip to L.A. But you know what they say. The show must go on. And this segment is still sponsored. So just like that, make no mistake about it. Dominique, you and Charlie Kravitz are back. Charlie Kravitz, the vanilla snack.
Snack attack.
For only the second time in men's NCAA tournament history, four one-seeds are in the final four. For context, the last time that happened, Stugatz still came to work every day. The L in Levitard stands for Los Angeles for the exclusive Sedano sit-down. Jeff Conine inducted into the Marlins Hall of Fame. Mr. Marlin. Put it on the poll. Can you be called Mr. Marlin if you played more seasons not on the Marlins than on the Marlins? Anytime there's a stoppage in play, Stan Van Gundy has to let you know how disgusted he is by it. Nobody, and I mean nobody, hates to see a review coming like Stan Van Gundy. SVG. Yankees, with nine home runs in one game. The Bronx Bombers.
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