Dan Doesn't Know How to Play The Bucket | Hour 3
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What does the opening “noxious gas” story reveal about the hosts’ mood?
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Have a lot of college football that I want to get to. Uh Jessica and Lucy are promoting their new show on Katie Nolan's podcast. Katie Nolan is gonna be on uh Pablo Torre finds out uh tomorrow. If you've not heard Katie Nolan on SiriusXM, she's doing an hour a day, the hardest thing, the hardest way, a solo act, and she's been great at it. Jessica is with us now. We've got a number of things uh going on in college football. Where would you like to start, Jessica? What what has gotten your attention this week?
I wanna start with I feel like Kevin Harlan right now because there's work going on in the hallway of my building and there is noxious gas that I have been smelling for the last two hours and I think I'm getting high.
So it's noxious gas, it's not the good gas. It's not obnoxious, it's
just noxious.
It's it's poison. And I don't know if you saw Dan, but during the Giants Rams game Merlin said someone was smoking a doobie and he was getting pretty stoned. So that's how I feel right now. I'm a little loopy.
I always ask for the gas when I go to the dentist. Even if it's routine, you know, it could be i i it just filling in a cavity, give me that gas. I again all nitrost. Got to. Got to it smells so bad. Oh, I love it.
Jess, did you see that UCF at halftime well at their game this week against TCU? Until halftime, they're they have a pass where you get a ticket and unlimited hot dogs. No,
I didn't see that. For me,
you can't go half on like unlimited hot dogs till halftime. Like that's not unlimited hot dogs. Like either either be unlimited or or don't be unlimited. Don't tell me they're unlimited and then say it cuts off at halftime.
So you're gonna be the sicko after halftime again, I'm gonna get six more dogs? Like I'm just saying all the dogs on the front end.
Don't put a big thing like they're they're they put a big thing out that says hot dogs, unlimited. And then it's like until halftime. Like that's both limit. That's an obvious limit. Thank you, dude.
Yeah, that's a limit. It feels like it should be for the second half to get people to stay. And then also you don't have a situation where people eat so many hot dogs in the first half that the plumbing is clogged for all of the second half at the stadium.
Jess, you like many college football experts out there were super bullish on Oregon entering the season. They have that shocking result uh to uh Oklahoma State. And now they are playing one of the biggest games of a loaded college football weekend against USC after a get right eighty four zero performance. Was that just a bad game or was it super telling for their chances going forward? What do you expect to happen against USC?
Uh, this is a definitely a factory of sadness game, Mike, for the loser because USC opened their season with three non power opponents and they looked pretty good, like playing a lot of their younger players, so defense was shaky at times, but then they had their first Big Ten game of the week last weekend against Wreckers, and I don't know if you guys watched it, but it was a fake sh
Sho shootout. They got they kinda got lucky with that pick six. That that that game was in the balance.
It was fascinating. USC's uh issue for the last ha as long as Lincoln Riley's been there since twenty twenty two was has been their defense and their defense has let people score a lot of points on them and Lincoln Riley in himself, like he knows how to score points. So he's been in a lot of high-scoring games like that. Um, but against a Rutgers team that had just lost to UMass to open the season, not what you want to see in your first power opponent game of the season. And the flip side of that, Mike, you mentioned Oregon. Yeah, coming into the season, I was pretty high on them because look, they were good last year. A lot of their best players returned. They spent a lot of money on their defense.
Um, and Dante Moore was someone who was probably gonna go pretty high in the NFL draft, but decided to come back.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What does the opening “noxious gas” story reveal about the hosts’ mood?
0:00–5:28
2
How do the hosts critique the “unlimited hot‑dogs until halftime” promotion?
5:28–9:08
3
What are the key predictions for the USC vs. Oregon “Factory of Sadness” matchup?
9:08–10:28
4
Why do the hosts think Lincoln Riley’s defense will struggle against Oregon?
10:28–26:54
5
What’s the story behind the legendary 2006 Michigan State‑Notre Dame radio call?
26:54–35:40
Speakers
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