Mike Ryan

So yesterday, professional critic Mike Ryan explained how it is that I don't do the shadow show well enough for his liking on whatever his visions were once upon a time for a shadow show.

The thing that I always wanted the Shadow Show to be is like a private meeting we were having amongst ourselves that the audience could overhear how we actually interact as if we didn't know the microphones were on.

That was the original intent of what the Shadow Show was supposed to be.

Lasted all of about a week.

No, so the way I imagined it is the following.

You laugh, Roy.

You laugh, Roy.

Because it's funny.

Roy, but I'm very frustrated, okay, because I'm going to let the audience in on what was the private meeting, which was the private meeting was just me sitting in the middle of the room, squatting, and then rising up my palms and just asking everybody in the room, bigger!

The game needs to be bigger!

And then we fart out that intro yesterday.

And I'm like, no, bigger, bigger.

Like, what do you guys not understand about we've been waiting for this football game for 20 years in this town, pro or amateur?

Like, bigger.

And everyone's looking at me.

We're tired, Dan.

The muffins are good.

We don't want bigger.

We just want to eat and watch the game.

I'm like, let's do a live stream.