Mike Ryan

Your puppet was there.

Yeah, I think there's a great shot of Greg Cody shoving his hand up your ass.

first thing that i noticed right away was i thought it was an actual hole that a hand was going in at first i didn't quite grasp what was happening and then i adjusted i'm like this looks really graphic and my wife was very taken aback when she saw i get it i was too i would look at these pearls i was clutching them clutched and then did we have to show the full dick that chris cody was drawing

I think we could have gotten the gist without drawing the head.

To Chris's credit, he didn't draw the little line at the top of the dick.

No, you're in it.

You're featured.

With a little meth-y lockjaw.

You can tell from the caricature.

For 22 years on this show, we've debated the greatest athletes of all time.

Who's the GOAT in football?

Who's the GOAT in soccer?

Who's the GOAT in hoops?

One thing that we all know is Dan's the GOAT of finding the worst possible take.

But there's another kind of MVP slash GOAT that doesn't get enough credit.

The friend who knows to show up with enough Miller Lights.

Plus extra ice.

Because they just know.

The one who already has seats at the bar when you walk up.

That guy.