Andrew Klavan

They scream at children.

Synagogues, yeah.

Isn't that why you go into churches to scream at children until they cry or something?

I don't understand why we treat these guys so leniently either.

I don't get it.

No.

I've seen a few of them.

Before we talk about the Oscars, in my business with crime writing, the Oscar is the Edgar Award named after Edgar Allan Poe.

I've won two of them, and I've just been nominated for my sixth one for my book, Kingdom of Cain, which is nominated in the critical biographical category.

So I just wanted to announce that.

But I've seen some of the... It's amazing that on the form that I have, the PR form I have to fill out, it asks my pronouns.

So you know how...

What a great chance I have of winning, but still the nomination was a shock.

You know, the films that I have seen, Sinners and that one battle after another, and Frankenstein, all had the exact same problem.

Incredibly brilliant technical talent went into making them look beautiful.

But because the people have no philosophy that makes sense, in the second half, they just completely unraveled.

Okay, great.

So far for the church thing, I think they've arrested two people who also were out of jail within 24 hours.

because they don't know what they're saying the only thing that guillermo del toro can say is monsters are nice you should sleep with them girls should sleep with monsters and that's all he says in every movie you just think like you know get a psychiatrist work that out and come back and make a movie that makes some sense you know sinners sinners the same way it's a steal from that tarantino movie where everybody turns out to be it was dusk till dawn

And we know how that would go.