Andrew Lowe

Has anybody used the fucking coin star?

Make some noise.

Thank you to my fellow broke bitches out there.

All right.

So if you haven't used the coin star, like I was saying, it's this fun little machine you find tucked away in the corner of the Walmart.

Right.

You walk up with your saved up box of coins or the fuck you keep it in.

Right.

You just walk up and you.

And that's the thing, it's so fucking loud, it just lets everybody know in the general vicinity that, you know, you're not really doing so good right now.

Right?

Right?

Because nobody's using the coin star as like, oh, I saved up some coins, I'm gonna get myself something nice.

And yeah, yeah, no, no, no, it's me, high as hell in my Nike slides, just like this needs to be $70 somehow.

Or I'm totally shit out of luck, but it's not.

It's like $40 minus three because there's a fee.

And I'm like, are you kidding me?

There's a fee?

I'm down this bad and you're just going to fuck me some more out here?

And it's like, well, yeah, because you're still going to take it like the good little coin slut that you are.