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Andrew Nelson

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386 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

And they swooned as the wounded in the streets of the city when their soul was poured out into their mother's bosom.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

I was thinking Rusty.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

I'm gonna be honest, I don't... I feel like we're missing context, but vowels being in the first sentence felt like a sign that I need to go back to church.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

I think you probably shouldn't have pissed your pants, but I, I think you did.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

And that translates to, I love him much more.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

And that guy's saying, guys, please call 911.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

No, I don't speak Turkish.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

I mean, we've got more elections than a Chinese porno this year.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

They do it in like a bunch of different states now where it's a 50K race where you stop at nine Taco Bells on the way and you have to get one item at every Taco Bell and you have to get one Crunchwrap Supreme, like one burrito.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

I think I could do a Taco Bell 50K in...

Will & Rusty's Playdate
willy’s livestream disaster

did you see that chris fleming you know that is a comedian maybe he's like the funniest guy of all time he's on caleb heron's podcast and he's like you don't drink caleb here was like you don't drink he's like nah my doctor said if i kept drinking that i can only keep drinking if they invented a narcan for margaritas it was awesome uh i thought that for some reason that was going to be like the like that was going to be context for your next spell no no where's this going

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

Playdate. Playdate. Do you Uber Eats Birdie a jacket? I didn't Uber Eats it, I Postmates it actually, thank you very much. Do you Postmates a dog jacket? You can Postmates anything. That's what I'm telling you. A lot of people out here, they're on DoorDash, they're on Uber Eats.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

Do you think Postmates has more options? Postmates knows no bounds. Uber Eats, you're boxed into food. Wait, isn't Uber Eats and Postmates the same company? But that's why I'm saying, why would you ever use Uber Eats? I have Postmates in the event it gets cold out and my dog doesn't have a jacket. 25 minutes, there was one at our doorstep with a plush toy and a pig ear and a...

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

MielestÀni jonkinlaista hukkua. Olen hyvin selvÀÀ, ettÀ se on kaikkein hienoin asia mitÀ olen koskaan nÀhnyt. Ja olen todella iloinen siitÀ, ettÀ hÀnellÀ on se. Ei ole mitÀÀn funktioita siitÀ. En tiedÀ. Se on noin 70-luvulla tÀnÀÀn. Se oli 50-luvulla ja ajattelin, ettÀ kun olemme valmiita rakentamaan tÀnÀÀn, se tulee olemaan rikki. En halua, ettÀ hÀnelle tulee kylmÀ tai jotain. Onko se jotain?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

Ajattelin, ettÀ lapset ovat kohtuullisina. Joka kerta, kun tarvitsemme Andrewa googlaamaan, voivatko lapset tulla kylmÀllÀ, hÀn on aina tukkumaan birdie-kameraa. HÀn on nyt tukkumaan kameraa takaisin. HÀn tukkuu sen takaisin ja hÀn... Oh, ei. HÀn ottaa sokkia pois.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

En tiedÀ funktioita, mutta olen sanonut, ettÀ taustalla on paljon jÀÀtyÀ. Jos se toimii, se pysyy vain ylÀpuolella. HÀn ei kuitenkaan mieti sitÀ, hÀn tykkÀÀ siitÀ. HÀn tuntuu, ettÀ hÀn rakastaa sitÀ. HÀn on rippunut. Olen sanonut, ettÀ taustalla on nÀitÀ kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia, jotka ovat kukkia

Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

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Will & Rusty's Playdate
my welcome to greek life moment

Kera sanoo, ettÀ hÀn on peskattari. HÀn ei tiedÀ... HÀn on pieni lapsi. HÀn on vain se. Jos sinÀ olet pieni lapsi, sinÀ olet vain pieni lapsi. Sinulla ei ole dieteripreferenssejÀ. HÀn on vain syönyt kalaa, koska olen saanut hÀnet. HÀn on saanut vaihtoehtoja. Onko sinulla uusia kuituja?