Andrew Schulz
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And I threw on that Coco Melons, bro.
On your screen?
Son, on my screen, I put the Coco Melons.
I didn't even have my volume on.
I don't think I blinked for 30 minutes straight.
Bro, it's so many flashing lights.
And I'm literally like glued.
My daughter is glued to the screen.
My daughter's getting jump scared.
Like there's so much stimulus.
My daughter keeps going like this.
She goes, ha!
And this is her first time.
Imagine your first time trying any drug.
is fentanyl or heroin.
There was no gateway, no screen to Cocomelon.
I think we got to show Cocomelon to you.
And they chose this guy.
I put it on Shia LaBeouf thinking I was going to scroll my phone and talk to y'all.
Shit, I didn't even open my phone.