Netflix Roast Reaction & Hantavirus is Coming | Flagrant #704
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What are the boys' thoughts on brutal roast battles?
what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant your boy schultz see alex media mark gagnon miles media in the building uh how are you guys these roasts are getting brutal bro i'm getting soft
I'm in. So many jokes.
I was like, ouch.
Get off the internet, bro. Get off the internet now. The internet will have you feeling that things are worse than they are. Bruh. When they talked about, well, we get to get into it later.
Yeah.
But fuck.
It was... You didn't feel none of the jokes were a little rough? We'll get into it. We'll get into it, man. We flew back from California a couple days with both kids.
Oh, nice.
I don't know how Epstein did it, man. I'll be honest with you. Traveling with kids is so fucking brutal, bro. He had to have a different plane, right?
There's no way you take him on your plane. No, those kids were Delta. They had to.
They had to.
What happens during the Kevin Hart roast?
It is crazy that they haven't devised a system, a place to put the kids. Because they did it with the animals. right like i'm not saying and i'm very grateful for my kids don't get me wrong of course of course five hours on the screen yeah you see epstein died spirits no longer here oh at least with spirit they get to watch violence you know like because my kid's not on the screen but he could watch two baby mommas beat the shit out of each other But we were just sitting there. My wife was like, we're not doing any screens. And I was like, what? And she's like, yeah, we're not doing any screens. And my wife is in the seat in front of us. And I'm behind with Shiloh. That's kind of fucked up of her, yo.
Yo, but she's breastfeeding the baby and everything like that. And I'm back. And I tried to do no screens. And I threw on that Coco Melons, bro. On your screen?
How do parents cope with traveling with kids?
Son, on my screen, I put the Coco Melons. I didn't even have my volume on. I don't think I blinked for 30 minutes straight.
That shit should be illegal.
That's terrorism.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, it's so many flashing lights. And I'm literally like glued. My daughter is glued to the screen. My daughter's getting jump scared. Like there's so much stimulus. My daughter keeps going like this. She goes, ha!
And then she'll look at me and she'll be like, ha, ha, ha.
And this is her first time. Imagine your first time trying any drug. is fentanyl or heroin. There was no gateway, no screen to Cocomelon. I think we got to show Cocomelon to you.
So wonderful. So on Mother's Day, the one rule your wife asked you not to do, you broke it. No, no, no. He didn't break it. No, no, I broke it. I broke the fuck out of it. No, because they weren't watching it. You were watching it.
And they chose this guy.
I put it on Shia LaBeouf. I put it on Shia LaBeouf. They both started watching it.
I put it on Shia LaBeouf thinking I was going to scroll my phone and talk to y'all. Shit, I didn't even open my phone. I was so locked into Coco Mellon's. Dude, there's a moment.
Oh, that is, yeah, it is. Oh, it's nonstop. And this is just the intro. You already locked in. And this is no volume, so that way it feels like how you guys were watching it. Also, for the record, guess how many views this has. Random guess. What, a billion? Eight billion. What? Eight billion views. This has more views than people on the... What? Yeah, Al.
You get addicted to it. You've got to understand, my daughter's never seen an iPad, never seen a screen. And then I put on the most- Fenton All the Musical.
Yeah.
That's crazy. You should have seen it. The flight attendant came around. At first, I had no headphones on for her. I was like, we're just going to watch the screen because I thought that might be too stimulating. I put the headphones on and no bullshit. The second I put the headphones on, she watched and I'm watching her and I just see her slowly smile. Like this slow ear to ear Cheshire cat smile creeps across her face. I'm watching my kid become addicted to something in real time. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, dude. You don't feel bad about that? Feel bad.
I could be a dad now.
You just need Coco Melon.
All these people complaining about how hard it is to raise kids when you got screens.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the boys' thoughts on brutal roast battles?
0:00–1:03
2
What happens during the Kevin Hart roast?
1:03–1:55
3
How do parents cope with traveling with kids?
1:55–4:24
4
What are the impacts of Cocomelon on children?
4:24–48:38
5
What are the implications of having a Chinese spy as a mayor?
48:38–49:38
6
How do the hosts react to the release of UFO files?
49:38–50:49
7
What are the details surrounding Epstein's alleged suicide note?
50:49–52:01
8
What are the highlights from the Strickland vs. Hamzat fight?
52:01–1:39:59
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