Spider-Man is Too Sexy + LeBron’s Secret Philly Deal?

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What are the hosts saying at the very beginning of the episode?

Andrew Schulz 0:00
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. We're Schultz here with Alex Media, Marky Gags, Miles Media.
Mark Gagnon 0:08
Yes. We're all color coordinated today. That's kind of nice. Did we all do that? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz 0:13
Yeah.
Mark Gagnon 0:14
White up top. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz 0:15
Yeah.
Mark Gagnon 0:16
It's nice weather. It's good weather. Pop out the white tee. Hmm. I hear you. You have a long sleeve thermal on. Yeah, I know. In 80 degree weather. I dress for my room. Every day I just dress for whatever my room temperature is and I walk outside and I go, well, that's not it. And so now I'm just dressed for the winter. It makes no sense.
Andrew Schulz 0:32
What happened to your elbow?
Mark Gagnon 0:34
No. Oh, fuck. I have truly no idea. I'm in an absolute mess. My wife's been gone for a week and a half now with the child. Okay. And I am rudderless. Oh, so you're having fun out here.
Andrew Schulz 0:47
Yeah, he's getting sleep.
Mark Gagnon 0:49
Yeah, no. He's having so fun.
Unknown 0:52
I almost want to go in on text messages. It's both ends. The first five days were amazing. I don't know how to exist without my... I'm Odysseus being tortured by Poseidon. No, no, no.
Mark Gagnon 1:04
This is having a good time for a little bit.
Unknown 1:06
You're on an island with Calypso. Eating a lotus flower. But then he wanted to go home.
Mark Gagnon 1:11
Then he wanted to go home. I had three donuts in bed alone, dude. Fire. Yeah.
Alex (Alex Media) 1:18
Just laying in bed. Woke up.
Mark Gagnon 1:19
There's still a bag of donuts.
Alex (Alex Media) 1:20
So now you don't even feel guilty that you have a fucking gut after eating that shit. That's awesome.
Mark Gagnon 1:24
Yeah, exactly. I'm jealous. There's still a bag of donuts on my bed right now. There you go. After snack for tonight. My par is starting to smell.
Andrew Schulz 1:31
why don't you tell us the good things about you being oh my god i've been sleeping unbelievably sleeping i slept until one reading books i've been reading books i've been going to the gym every day i saw spider-man whoa yeah okay we gotta talk about that yeah did you see it i didn't i didn't see it but uh i almost i almost i almost acted like spider-man though No, what did he say?
Alex (Alex Media) 1:54
He said, of course not, that you didn't see the movies. Yeah, this guy never sees any movies.
Miles (Miles Media) 1:57
Some of us still have children. Some of us still have to be responsible parents.
Andrew Schulz 2:02
But I did have a neighborhood Spider-Man moment almost.
Alex (Alex Media) 2:06
What'd you mean?
Andrew Schulz 2:07
So my nanny came back from the grocery store and said the checkout dude was racist.
Mark Gagnon 2:15
Against whom?

How does the story about the nanny and the alleged racist checkout incident unfold?

Mark Gagnon 2:16
Against her. Oh, okay. I mean, clearly. Well, I don't know. You got to be specific, you know.
Andrew Schulz 2:23
I go, what happened? She was like, I don't want to make a big deal of it. You know, sometimes these things happen, whatever. The man at the store is ready to say something. I'll do the accents if you want. So and then I was like, no, tell me what happened. And and she goes, well, you know, I was checking out and then. He said to me to move aside so the lady behind me could go. And then I was like, why? She's like, I don't know. And I was like, was the lady white? And she was like, yeah. And then the lady was like, no, no, no. She was here first. Take her or whatever. And then while he was checking the items, I was trying to put them in the bag. And he goes, you can't put them in the bag until you pay. Whoa. So I'm like, yo, this is crazy.
Andrew Schulz 3:09
And she's like, don't do anything. Don't do nothing about it. And I was like, I don't know. So I go work out, and after the workout, I'm feeling kind of good. Yeah. Feeling a little bit all right about myself, you know?
Alex (Alex Media) 3:21
Oh, no, this sounds like Sweden again.
Unknown 3:23
So, you know what I mean? He got fucked up, and he ain't do shit. So I said, I'm going to the grocery store.
Andrew Schulz 3:29
I was feeling good. So I'm on my way to the grocery store, and I drive by Jason's house on the way. And I'm like, yo, Jason, you here? And he's like, yeah, what's up? I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm just getting his barbecue ready. You need the backups? No, just kidding. Just hear me out.
Miles (Miles Media) 3:44
I don't know what this motherfucker looks like. I got to be ready. And Jason, I go, listen, I'm going to the grocery store to fuck up this racist guy.
Andrew Schulz 3:54
You know, I can't tell you anything else about it. You know, are you down? And, you know, Jason hits me with the town. He goes, we taking your cars or my car back? There's a guy helping black people around the park we got to stop this yeah anyway So we go I go into the grocery store.

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