Andrew Schulz
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Podcast Appearances
all right what's up everybody welcome to flay great cracker damn what the hell what is that oh well did you have like an involuntary auditory response i can't control it oh is that what's happening right now yeah oh oh got it got it come on don't let me interrupt yeah i'm not gonna let you i was just gonna introduce everybody what's up it's schultz this is alex medium honky
What a stroke of luck to be racist and have Tourette's.
Because Miles has no excuse for his racism because we know he doesn't have Tourette's.
He has to sneak it in even though we see it every single time.
But to be racist and then just be like, oops, every single time and people feel bad for you?
It's basically like having a Siamese twin and being into incest.
No, I mean literally.
I never thought about it.
Think about it.
Before you reach your sexual nature, you're like, oh my God, this sucks.
And like, I got this head coming out of here.
Yeah.
Then all of a sudden, you hit puberty, and you're like, man, I want to fuck my family.
Or you're 18.
Or you're 18, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hit puberty at 18.
At 18 years old, you hit puberty, and you're like, damn, I just really want to fuck my family.
And then you're like, wait a minute.
Oh, shit.
So if you're two brothers Siamese style, yeah sharing a body yes one genital organ the dream if you love incest Okay, if you love incest that is the dream if you are crippled by that disability of loving The idea of fucking your family members and you have one attached to you.