Andrew Schulz
Appearances
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Fixing the American Dream with Andrew Schulz
I would say that his greatest skill is listening to what people say. And I think a lot of times there's this Ivy League pretentiousness in the Democratic Party where it's like, we know what's better for you. And I know you say you want these things. You don't really want that. Let us, we've studied and we've talked about it in our little thought experiments in class. So we know what you need.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
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Okay. I don't think we're surprised. There's like two billion of you guys. It's easy to get the job done.
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You just shut up.
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And exactly. So I think that like when people go, ah, the food is giving me cancer. And then he appoints the guy who says the food is bad to run the food. The American people go, well, that kind of seems like a good thing. I like that. You know, it is like an acute understanding and listening to what people are saying. And sometimes to his disadvantage, like he came out against that, um,
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
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they were putting some like tax on people who drive into Manhattan or whatever. Like, yeah. Congestion pricing. Congestion pricing. Initially, people really rejected it, right? And then, so he was like, we're getting rid of congestion pricing. And like two weeks after they put that congestion pricing thing, everybody I knew with a car was like, this is the greatest thing the city has ever done.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
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Government overreach is good.
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park right on 14th street okay i go to what used to be a church right and then you know i sniff can't you say something ecstasy you do a little whatever but it's four in the morning listen you two goofballs between your stupid mustache and your ozempic turkey neck i am totally go to something useful Are we going to let Chamath sit there in MacGyver's funeral outfit? Tell us that we're goofballs?
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I don't know. This guy's wearing a vest with a collar. He looks like he's going to a Punjabi wake. I can't believe that he would even talk about the way that you're dressed and how you look.
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This is Laura Piano? Really? What does it look like?
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Oh, really?
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Yes, yes, we got to stay on track. Can I tell you guys something about tariffs from a layman?
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You guys are acutely aware of maybe how these things affect markets and yada, yada, yada. And most people don't have any fucking clue. So the, the, the average person, right. I look at this and I'm like, man, it kind of sucks that you got to like negotiate your, like your bid for a car that you're going to buy publicly. Right. So this is my assumption.
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Are they coming to collect? Yes.
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And maybe I'm like a little bit more optimistic than most about the administration, but I If I go to buy a car and the car is listed at 100K and I go offer the guy 80K, right? I don't want everybody around me yelling out, how can you insult him by offering him 80? This is an insult. And then I can't go to them and I go, I'm actually trying to settle at 90. I'm just saying 80.
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So he comes down a little bit. But the unfortunate thing when you litigate these things in front of the entire world is that they look at that first measure, there's 200% tax. And Trump can't balk at it. He can't go, yo, I'm just fucking, I'm just playing around with that number. I actually just getting them to come down 20% or 10%, getting them to come down anything is a win.
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He can't say that because he loses all his leverage. So he's got to sit here and then get criticized by, I don't know if it's half the country. I don't know who really ends up caring about what these tariffs do. Obviously, there are repercussions in the market. I got a buddy of mine building a hotel out in Joshua Tree.
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And he's like, I don't even know if I can get brought into the country from Canada. So it does affect people in real time. But it's impossible to do these negotiations with any leverage if you have the people within your own country questioning your ability to negotiate in real time. That is what the layman would think.
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Saw that. It's crazy. What would the vulnerability in that be? Like putting the burden on all of these expenses that we would incur on other countries. What would that vulnerability for us be?
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The first is that- If we keep the expenses.
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What does it do? Reduce the woman's?
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Yeah. And perception is reality. So you have to react to people's perception. Like we can throw data points all we want at people and we can throw research and all this other shit. But if people aren't meeting you there, then you're not going to be communicating with them effectively. And I think that's something that like, you know, especially you guys need to know.
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you guys have privy to information that the average American probably is not. And we can bitch and complain about how they don't read or how they're not looking up, you know, what happened in 1913 to change the course of American history and how we started to, or we can go, okay, we need to find a way to disseminate this information so that they can make these decisions.
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And I guess, or feel comfortable with the results of these decisions.
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I think that the second half is really all that would matter. I think that people are thinking, I think the majority of people are thinking about the next week. So if you say that I don't have to pay taxes, like, and I think this is what Republicans are doing way better than Democrats right now is like, Democrats don't have build the wall. They don't have slogans.
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They don't have things that immediately tap into like core emotional feeling, regardless if you're going to do it or not. We want Greenland. Okay, that's cool. Democrats need eggs or a dollar. Democrats need things that like echo their sentiments and how they want to like take care of people and provide for the disenfranchised. But it has to be done in a way where it's digestible.
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You can chew on it. If you want to make housing more affordable, then you say, yeah, we're seizing public land. We're building 10,000 units. Like you have to tap into what Americans need, which is a feeling of not just comfort. Every American thinks they're going to be a millionaire. That's what this country drives off of, right? It's every poor American.
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And the second they stop thinking they will be. Or they can be. Or they can be, it falls apart. And then some healthcare CEO gets shot and people celebrate. They're celebrating because they no longer feel the hope that they could be in that position. They feel so disenfranchised.
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And this is what I'm telling you, the you guys of the world need to pay close attention to because there's going to be no empathy if anything bad happens. Oh, the stock market is down. no Americans are invested in the stock market.
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That's great to hear you even saying that. Because I feel like a lot of people that are in maybe your guy's position don't understand that disconnect. And that is important to understand. Even what happened in the Palisades, like in LA with the fire, the second people heard it was rich people's houses, there was no empathy for it.
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I think you tapped into it right there. It's like... I think that they could easily win the next election if they made it a class war, but they don't because it feels like they're in the pockets of these billion dollar corporations. So they can't really, I mean, Bernie did it really effectively, right?
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Like this random Jew that lives in Maine or something like that is like, yo, we got to get some money from these rich people, give it back to the poor. And all of a sudden, all of America turned him into like our surrogate grandfather and So you can. And then he got shivved by Hillary and the machine. And I mean, what did they say about his fans? Like they went very specifically.
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They were like he has a his the Bernie bros have a sexism and bigotry problem. Right. They made him radioactive. Right. So now you killed the working class. Now the working class is no longer supporting the Democratic Party. So who do they have left? They have the identity politics groups. So they can't piss off the identity politics groups because they're like, that's all we got left.
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They did the same shit with us during the election, right? They're like the podcast bros have a sexism and bigotry. They try to make people radioactive. And it's like that card's been played so many times that people are desensitized.
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This is so huge because on like a core emotional level, you want as many Americans as possible invested in American success and excellence. Totally. And the greater the delta between like them and their first home or their first investment in stock, the greater that distance, the more disillusioned they become in America in general.
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Of course.
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When they feel like, like you said earlier, like the way that you guys got into the market when you could basically take out loans for nothing and then you saw these incredible gains, they feel left behind. The second they feel like they're in on it, they own an apartment, they own some shares of Tesla.
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Everybody knows about the Yamanaka factors. You've been all over it for a while. Dude, I've seen Squid Game. Yeah, absolutely.
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It's a scam, sure, but I can get a piece of this. I can get a piece of this American dream. And I would rather that they were invested in a Vanguard account or something like that. I would rather they're invested in the entire market. I mean, there's this idea, and I'm sure you poke holes and tons of holes into it, and
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But this idea like every American born gets $1,000 put into a Vanguard account.
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And regardless if the concept is good or not, the emotional connectivity to the success of American industry is really important. When you know at 22... that you could get this thing that's been compounding for 22 years. You could pay off some college loans. You could put something down on a house. You could pay for trade school, whatever it is.
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I think you have a different energy towards America and its success. And then you have a lot less of these kids who are just like, America's this horrible place and capitalism is bad. Yeah, capitalism is bad when you're left behind. When you're invested in capitalism, it's the shit, baby.
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I went to the Yamanaka factor, and I swear to God, a guy showed up 15 minutes late, and he stabbed himself in the stomach right there. Right there? He killed himself right there. Yeah, it's called Sudoku. Exactly. Sudoku.
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We have it.
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Also, since when are Americans risk intolerant? Like there's something baked into the DNA of the people that decide to leave their families and move here. Totally. Immigrant country.
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No, I think it's great. I hopefully you guys don't feel like I'm like discrediting you by saying you guys, but I'm just trying to give you guys a great, it's an important framing because it's like it, you're, you're a hundred percent right.
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Chelsea, go. I think the framing, this is very important. Like my mom is also an immigrant, right? She came here from Scotland. She has no education. They stopped going to school at like 14 or something like that. Comes to America and she's this massive success here in terms of like where she came from, where she got to, right? And what she was able to buy. She was able to buy a
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home in the East village of New York city. She would have a beach house, like just off of like grinding hard work. And what she saw here, which I'm sure a lot of you guys also saw is opportunity. She had ambition and opportunity. And I think that that's what,
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I think a lot of times that's what immigrants see when they come here because they probably come from places where they feel absolutely no opportunity. So the second they feel like there's a little of it, if they work those 20 hours a week, I mean, I saw my parents grind. Totally. Like my work ethic just comes from watching them. You know what I mean?
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Just watching them just kill it every single day. So- What I think that you guys are speaking to, which is really important, and I think it's important that people know your story as well because it becomes more accessible.
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When they see you guys and they know what you came from and they know you're working at Burger King and now you guys are worth billions of dollars, it's very important that Americans know that that's possible for them. Maybe not to hit a billion, but maybe to hit a million. Maybe hit $300,000. Maybe to buy a house that's $100,000 that they're really proud of. And own it outright.
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And own it outright. And the fact that this is accessible... Like what you just said to me is just hope and abundance. Like that's the messaging of what you just said. You said something that made it seem very simple to me. We put this money here. Everybody's now invested in the success of the American economy.
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And now when we see the stock market ticker look green, which is all the average person sees, green or red, we don't really know anything. But when we see green, we get excited. We go, wait, wait. Yeah. And now we start. Number goes up. And we start rooting.
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It's been red for a week. But think about like CEOs, right? Like these people have become villainized, right? And it's because we're not attached to the success of their companies. That's right. If your biggest holding is Tesla, please believe you're not upset.
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This sounds crazy. But for young people, I think they would forgive health care if they were invested in the market. And I think being invested in the market is just so daunting. But the feeling that everybody else is getting rich when you're not is the reason why I bought crypto not knowing anything about it. It's the reason why everybody else bought it.
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It's this feeling that the train is running away and you're not going to be part of it. So how do we get them to feel part of that success?
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This is fantastic because this is a nice workaround for the people that are trying to ban IVF because of the abortion protocol. Because it basically begins a conception as part of their belief, right? And the idea... You could take one egg cell, you could take one sperm...
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When did you guys first start your education in the markets? At what age did you feel like you sought out?
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What you do, for those people who don't know, but like what you do with IVF is you try to harvest as many as you possibly can because not all of them are viable. And it's a pretty brutal process for the woman to go through. But if you could just grab something from the skin, you'd have almost unlimited eggs.
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I was probably 35. Oh, 15 years behind. How old are you? I'm 41. So maybe even a little bit later. Now, I might have owned stock without even realizing it type of thing where I had a business manager who set up some retirement fund or something like that, but not me actively choosing a stock and buying it. My wife's
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father-in-law is a very successful businessman and uh he's he's he's i don't want to say like predicted the markets really well but he has i mean he was in nvidia like super early early early early and uh a bunch of others and we're like sitting down like aspen somewhere and he like said hey listen what do you mean you don't own anything he goes hey can you take a you know i don't know if he said 10 grand or 100 grand or something like that he goes can you just put it in these different stocks i go okay sure i open up this like e-trade account or whatever the
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But an interesting thing right there is like, you guys were so young. It was 18, 22, 14. And to me, I think like the education of this is really important. Like my parents did really well, but they're financially illiterate. Like there was no passing on this like knowledge of like investing when, what it means to invest. Like they made their money by like working every single day for it.
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Not like you guys don't, but like they were teaching dance lessons. So it's like, this is how much the dance lesson costs and you pay me and maybe I'll have 40 people in the class. Okay, more people are paying. And now other teachers can also teach. But it was intimidating to them. It was intimidating to me. It still is intimidating to me.
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This is my concern.
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I think they are learning. So maybe the barrier to entry is less. But my concern is that they're treating it more like gambling than investing. And I think that we've almost like tricked the American public into thinking that investing is gambling. That's right. When the way that you guys are describing is it's not.
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It's like investing in the S&P and then leaving it there and taking those downturns and waiting for it to come back up.
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I think they just get addicted to gambling.
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I think the average American doesn't even know what compound interest is. I agree with you.
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We just picked the best. So this is a lot of pressure on that first one. Like all the other kids afterwards, I feel like don't have as much.
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I mean, imagine your whole identity is built into you being successful in these markets.
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Yeah. But that's a good reality check to lean into family and those things that matter.
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And I think like the first step is showing like what is the most simplistic version of the benefit of the market? And I think it's compound interest. I really think that that is if we start there, like remove the stock market. Don't even talk about it. Just like what happens if I left it in a savings account that's getting 4%?
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It's all good. So I got to ask you. Wait, you didn't say if you had the idea.
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Remove the fear. Remove the fear. And the reason it's important is what we were saying earlier. Get the American people invested in American success. And you will find so much more patriotism. You will not find us nitpicking on all these little things that a lot of us maybe go, why is this such a big deal? Like the bathroom, like most of us are unaffected.
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I cannot begin to explain how quickly we'll forget about the bathrooms when the S&P is up 15% and you're looking at your portfolio and you're like, you could take a shit wherever you want. Okay. Absolutely. Yes.
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Absolutely.
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I think it's almost been like 18 years or something like that.
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I lived, I lived with my parents for like a very long time. Like my parents lived in the East village. So I was walking distance from like multiple comedy clubs. It was, you know, incredibly, uh, I mean, I worked like with my parents for a little bit. Then I managed restaurants and I like just managed them.
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Yeah, I did. I started in Santa Barbara when I was going to college. That's where I did my first comedy gig. And then I managed a restaurant out in Brooklyn. Oh, really? Not very good. Which one? Would I know it? It was called Biscuit Barbecue. It was in Park Slope, Brooklyn. And then I started to make a little money in stand-up. It was enough to buy a mamoon's falafel. I had like a...
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five to ten awful money i had i had a five to ten dollar a day budget and i like i could eat cereal for breakfast and then i just and i saved some money because i was going to school when i was going to school i was working at that restaurant and i like saved some money and like i had a little pipe dream of opening up a bar with a friend of mine in new york and then i was like you know what i'm just gonna spend this money trying to be a comedian and i hope by the time i get
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Rid of the money, I'm making money at comedy. And it came down to like $700 in my bank account. I was like renting out the room where I slept in and I would sleep in a closet in my apartment. And it just, and it worked out. It just worked out. I started making a couple of money, do a couple of gigs, start touring, got on a TV show. And then it kind of worked out.
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So you kind of like, it's interesting. You kind of break and then you go away. Like, so I, so I broke on like some MTV shows and I was, you know, doing all these things on MTV at my own shows and all that kind of stuff.
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And then I kind of, you know, the MTV thing kind of dried up and then I kind of went away, but I was luckily doing this podcast with Charlemagne and the podcast was very popular and that was like providing for me. And then I was doing some shows on the road and, you know, people would come out from the podcast, but, um, And then I really couldn't get any traction in the stand-up world.
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So when I was doing comedy stuff with MTV, it wasn't really in the stand-up world. And that's because my stand-up maybe wasn't of the ilk of what was popular at the time. And I have a lot of empathy, by the way, for the people who are just working at a network. They're producing these shows. They're kids in private school. I want to tell a crazy joke about women or...
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gays or whatever the fuck it is. And they're like, I'm not trying to get fired. And like, I'm just trying to, my kids are private school. We just got them into Dalton. I don't want to rock the boat. Like, you know what I mean?
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You understand? Like, I don't think that they're self-preservation. Exactly. So, but I didn't want to change my comedy. So I was like, okay, where can I put it out? And luckily we were putting the podcast out on YouTube and it was successful. And I just started putting things out on YouTube. And yeah, I started doing these shows and these shows start selling out. It was like really weird.
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Like the first thing I put out, I sold out the next weekend and I was never going to sold out. How many seats? These are like 300 seat clubs and you do maybe four or five shows a weekend.
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No, not even, you get a flat rate. You get two grand to do the weekend or something like that. And a lot of these times, the comedy clubs would just like call people and say, hey, do you want to see this guy and give away the tickets for free? It was really, the old model was basically, it's like a bar. So you just get the people in and they sell the drinks.
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So the weekend would sell out and another one would sell out. And I was like, holy, maybe, maybe there's something, there's a conversion rate that I didn't see. And I kept putting stuff out on YouTube. I would do a new clip every week for a year on YouTube. And then I put these special on YouTube instead. And then I learned very quickly that there was this huge like white space in the market.
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Like the comedy on TV was corny and people didn't really like it. And nobody was putting out like the quote unquote, like real comedy. There's different versions of comedy, but I'm being very simplistic. And the more edgy stuff I put on YouTube and it just exploded. And yeah, my career kind of really took off from there.
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And then COVID came around and there was, I was able to be a little bit more honest because I wasn't tied to a network and worried about maybe losing my job at the network. Yeah. And then it just, I think in America we reward bravery. Yeah.
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There's two ways to look at it, right? It's like, there's one, like, I think that I don't want to give myself too much credit here, but I think that what we did is created another marketplace for comedy that the streaming networks had to now compete with.
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So they were losing comics to YouTube because it was more advantageous to put your comedy up on YouTube and build a following and then go sell tickets on the road. Whereas before, the only way you could really make a big chunk of money on your comedy is if you got one of these fancy specials.
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Now people are like, I don't even want to do this special because if I put it on YouTube, I can tour for years and really build a fan base. So they have this autonomy. The Netflix thing is interesting because Netflix is the second biggest, I guess, streaming service on the planet. It's like YouTube, then Netflix.
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So if I already have this huge imprint on YouTube, it would only be smart for me to now tap into the second biggest and see if there's some people there that aren't consuming my content on YouTube.
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Now, my last special was supposed to be with Amazon. So it was with Amazon and they had some notes. And I bought it back from them and I put it out myself. Wow, really? Wow. Yeah. And I sold it myself. And it was actually one of the coolest things ever because I think I'm maybe one of the only comics that actually knows what they're worth. Yeah. You don't really know what you're.
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Yeah, it was two jokes. And like, I get it. They make money selling toilet paper. Like, why are they going to have this huge, you know.
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yeah big toilet paper big TP very powerful lobby you know what's funny is like culture has changed and I feel like a lot of times the streamers are like down river from culture so like I bet now I would be able to put it out on Amazon and be totally fine but at that time it was maybe very edgy and a volatile time culturally so I was able to put it out and you know but you had the choice right you could have taken the jokes out and kept it but then instead you took the harder path which is I'm just gonna buy it back yeah and I take the risk and I'll figure it out later
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Yeah, I'm not risk averse at all. I actually enjoy risk. It kind of excites me. But what excites me more is like putting out the piece exactly how I want to put it out. And I can't like scream about censorship and comedians should do the jokes we want to do. And then the second somebody gives me a big check, I go, whoa, we don't have to do that. Like, I have to be at least consistent on that.
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And yeah. Culture continued to change. And you got to give Netflix credit, too. Like they took a lot of they took a lot of hits for putting out comedy that some people thought was maybe a little bit too offensive.
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Absolutely. They stood strong. And like seeing that gave me a lot of confidence. I was like, OK, like and they did literally we just made the whole thing and they just gave us money. So they were not involved at all in the creation, so to say. They were involved in giving us money for it, and then they're involved in the marketing, obviously, and their algorithm and getting it out to people.
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Yeah, but he's a huge comedy fan.
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from back in the day I think people don't realize that about him like you need somebody who actually loves the art and is not just looking at it as a thing that they can monetize like there's a term this guy used that you have to find somebody spiritually aligned with you and that's not mumbo jumbo it like they truly understand the intention of comedy so things aren't as hurtful or painful to them because they understand what you intend to do
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So, and then I got- It's interesting too.
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It doesn't it doesn't it doesn't really work when you have like core fans that believe in you. And I feel like you guys have probably built that, you know, the relationships you've built with your fans. There's probably people very grateful of the information that you give them. And so when they try to paint you in a certain light, you actually have like 100 hours of time with those people.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Maybe you're, maybe you were bullied as a kid and like, you don't want other people to potentially have those feelings. So you see a joke that could elicit that. And you're like, I want to protect that from that, protect them from that. That's kind of noble. I'm like, I'm cool with that.
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If you yourself tell me you don't like me teasing you, I'm not going to tease you personally ever again. I want you to feel good. but it doesn't mean that I won't continue to make those jokes somewhere else. And I think my shows, like I got the most diverse audience in comedy history. So it's like, you come out to one of my shows, you can't tell me that people don't like these jokes.
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And I try very hard to like, Like if I'm curious about your culture, you'll know it through the jokes. It's not some little bullshit. Like I'll try to dive deep and even surprise you about something that I might know. And I think in that way, people start to feel seen and they don't feel bullied. They actually feel like represented and they're like excited about it.
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Like what's happened? What's happening?
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All time low confidence in institutions. low confidence in information. There's an obsession with conspiracy because there's, I mean, that's twofold. One, like it's the easiest way for dumb people to feel smart. Like when you know something no one else knows and you get to share with people, like there's that like dopamine hit where like, I bet you didn't know this happened, you know?
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But those thrive in times where there's not real transparency. So I think everybody's looking for answers and nothing is exactly how it seems. And the only way to reinstill that confidence is I think like brutal transparency. Like you got to just be like really honest with the people. This is what it is. And we're Americans.
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We're proud people, you know, so we can get through whatever you say, but you got to tell it to us as it is. And I think we're just assessing relationships right now. And I think like when the economy is rough, Like you're seeing all the Jewish stuff right now, right? Like obviously with the conflict. Well, this is the thing you got to understand. Like most people have never met a Jewish person.
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Like most Americans have no clue what a Jewish person is outside of Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld. They don't know what it is. They think Jews are Upper East Side New Yorkers.
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Exactly. They don't even know we're like a Sephardic Jew. They don't know what an African Jew is or a Moroccan Jew. They have no clue what that is. And they shouldn't. They're like, how many Jews are there? They're like more people from Laos than there are Jews, right? Like it's like a very small population. So I think there's like a little bit of a disconnect.
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And, you know, when you don't know a people, and I think this is probably true, and I could be off, but I think there's like an ambient feeling towards Jews from people who don't know Jews. It's an ambient light. And the stereotypes are probably not like the best. They're not exactly negative as long as the economy is good, right? They're like, oh, they're successful. They kind of stick together.
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What are they about? Why are they separatists? I'm here proselytizing. I'm trying to get everybody to go to heaven and they just got their own thing. What? And it's very easy for them to become this like other group. And then you extrapolate that with what's happening like Palestine and Israel. And you get people to start like assessing like the relationship between America and another country.
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Like you saw America become very uninterested in Ukraine quickly. Like we we the second the economy goes down, we start going, well, what do they do for us? Why are we giving them like and they're starting to ask similar questions about Israel. And there's a lot of anti-Semites that are jumping on it and they're muddying the whole thing. They're going, ah, this is what they control.
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Oh, you're lucky you got the TV. I had no porn.
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The government, they do all the every conspiracy.
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I had nothing. I didn't even have any service in there, which was like another thing that was annoying. So what did you do? You Rolodexed it? No, Spank Bank. You had to go to Spank Bank.
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And you have to like meet people, you have to meet people where they feel in order to communicate with them, right? Like they could, like when people right now are like assessing like America's relationship with Israel, like it's, it's, And you hear these like soundbites like that's our closest ally. And then they go, well, what does that mean?
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It's like, well, let's explain to them what that means. Like, let's explain the importance of that relationship and how it's beneficial to Americans. Because if you don't explain it and you just go, oh, just be quiet, whatever. Then they start to look at these lunatics on Twitter and start to go, wait, is that is that true?
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And it will actually help understand these relationships, which I imagine are very important. I'm not privy to all the geopolitical decisions that are going on there. Who knows? Intelligence from Israel could have thwarted 20 more 9-11s.
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Yeah, maybe you can't say that because you expose the intelligence operatives you have in the field, but it would, I think, be helpful to understand the value of that for the everyday American. So that when you see something crazy on Twitter, you can go, okay, you're just an anti-Semite and you're looking for a justification for your hate.
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Think about the memories, man, of my wife and only my wife. Nobody else. That's what I was thinking about.
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Sometimes he has these. Take care. We'll see you later, bro. Take care, David.
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I just want to let you know. You just talked about Israel and he's like, I'm out of here. One Jewish guy left. Way to go.
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Sounds good to me.
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Okay, so Trump and what he's doing and how he's doing so far, I don't know. In other words, I don't know if I can assess it right away. Maybe I'm giving him a little bit longer landing strip or whatever than other people because I have a little bit more hope or optimism. Again, if you don't like the guy, you're going to see how horrible this is immediately.
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All those great moments.
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But I'm going to give him a little bit more leeway to see. If it doesn't work out and it's really horrible, I'll be the first person to call it out. He's in power. We should definitely check the people in power. But I'm hoping that these actions in the short term are beneficial in the long term. Is everyone going to work out? No.
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Doge is like, I'm so depressed about not depressed and stupid, but like I'm bummed about because I don't think there's any American that is pro waste, inefficiency and bloat. This should be a bipartisan issue. Like all Americans should be coming together going, Oh my God, the DMV is going to get better. This sounds awesome. And I think,
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It's possible some like absolute would jump into the dreams that I had with my wife. That might be possible. I would never want them to be there. No, that was the director's cut. There's nothing I could do. But yeah, it is also funny how like we dramatize our experience. We got the easiest thing to do in the whole thing. We just got to go into a room and jerk off as if that's hard for us.
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I have a lot of respect for Elon, but I think sometimes on Twitter, he's twisting the knife a little bit. And it's like, you don't need to twist the knife. We all want this. This is something we can come together as a country and support. This sounds great. Don't twist it. Just kind of let it be, show your wins.
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When you do something wrong, we can acknowledge the things that we did are wrong and we'll respect that. It bums me that this has become so partisan. And I do understand there are a lot of people on the left that are making this partisan as well.
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Yeah, but who's killing Elon? If we are going to have World War III, don't you want the guy that has the rockets to go to Mars on your side?
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Another thing that's really interesting to me is people keep doing these things like, what is Elon's play? What is he doing here? Is he actually going to take over? And it's like, Elon has been dealing with local government for so long, trying to push through. Like he is not an American citizen. He cannot be present. He is at the highest position he will ever be in his lifetime in America.
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Yeah, yeah. L-I-F-E. Pretty cool.
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You can't get higher than being the right hand man of the president. Since you're not from America, you can't ever be present. So I think he's going to behave really well because now he's in the most powerful position he will ever be in. If you want to talk about like power plays. you got to watch out for JD. That guy's high emotional intelligence.
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That's somebody that I would be keeping my eyes on if I'm Trump. But Elon, he's going to be a good, he's going to be your best friend because it's only downhill if he pisses Trump off.
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No, no, no. I'm not saying that he's going to do anything bad, but he is like, don't treat him lightly. Don't sleep on J.D. New Yorkers, we do this all the time. We hear someone with a Southern accent, we think they're a goofball. And it's like, that guy went from a broken home to Yale.
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He called Trump Hitler or something, and he ended up as his... He said, I'm a never Trump guy. So to say that he's not emotionally intelligent, to say that he doesn't know how to manage up or whatever that term is.
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Hey, keep an eye on him.
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But we're like, the room is destitute and brutalist and the furniture was uncomfortable.
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So Jason is the most naturally inclined to be funny. He's probably just the most funny being around. Chamath will probably get the biggest laughs when he says something funny because he's not asking for much. Like he'll just say something that's like a dart and it'll kind of like hit you and you'll be like, oh, and then I think David will like structure something really funny.
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And you'll be like, oh, that was a clever. I see how you did that right there.
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So that would be my myself.
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Like I think if we're off the pod, I think Chamath says some like wild that everybody goes, what the fuck? I think you say that the most. That's what I would say.
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It's tough with the, it's tough with the, I know you're Sri Lankan, but it's tough with the names from over there. Like my podcast co-host Akash, right? Akash. Everybody calls him Akash. Now, his name is spelled with two A's. A's. Akash. So it's like Akash, you... If it's got two A's next to each other, after the K, you would go there. But it's Akash. So it is tricky.
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But he said like his parents specifically picked a name he thought that Americans would be able to pronounce. They calculated that. They were trolling him. I think that's a really beautiful thing for a kid.
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They picked a name that has math in it. Like they knew what they wanted. Yes.
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No, it's funny, bro. You should do it. I don't think so, but I think it's like- Is it the intent? I'm just- I don't even think it's the intent. I think if you say certain things, like if you say bitter- Right? Like, if you say that, like, that's like my love.
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This is... So I think that this is like... This is a great idea. Despite what you think about his politics, is he a plastic bag in the wind? Yes. But it is a great demonstration of, like, how Americans admire bravery or courage. And we don't like – I think that's what the Democrats kind of displayed in the last election. I don't want to get too political about this. No, it's all right.
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Like, you know, if you say little things that are more than just the sound, but if you got into the culture, like to let them know, hey, I didn't learn this from the Simpsons. And I learned it from my buddy's family. Then I think you'll see people who are like Indians for a long time. Oh, he's got friends. He knows.
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Yeah, what's your Korean accent? Can you do that? Like, can we go through...
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I know you got some eggs.
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Yeah, I am the face of shitty sperm.
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It's more just, like, I respond to this culturally. I don't give a fuck about the tribalism in politics, but I'll just be honest with you. So having him have like Charlie Kirk right there, who's like a professional arguer that he is whatever, you know, how like some people are autistic for dinosaurs. He's that for arguing. Right.
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And to like sit across from him to even address the French laundry shit. I was like, okay, this is actually the right thing to do. So as easy as it is for us to sit here and go, okay, this guy just wants to be president. This is a dumb thing, blah, blah, blah. It's actually what the Democrats should be doing. So I think we need to reward I think we need to reward this behavior.
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We want more conversation. We want conversation with people, especially that like you may disagree with. And like the second podcast he put out, I thought was the most impactful. There was one piece that was incredibly impactful. He's talking to some guy. I don't know who he was. Some guy from grew up in like San Francisco. He's like, you know,
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He was talking about the taxes and like he's paying all this money in taxes in California. And what does he get from it? And then Newsom said that like, yeah, rich people are going to pay more. But your actual like functional tax rate, if you're middle class, would be more if you lived in Florida because of the other stuff you get taxed on.
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This is the type of information that you guys might be privy to, but the average person doesn't. They hop on an internet trend.
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I think I'm overcompensating, you know? Is that what it is? I think I've got to trick people with the stache. What a reality. Yeah, yeah, the balls. You're firing blanks. Dude, it's just. Pure old man. It's bad.
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I think he's going culture war. That's culture war. But he's actually putting out... valuable information that defends the positions he may have taken in government that the average person doesn't really know. The average person like me just goes, all right, I'm in New York. I'm getting clipped at 50% and 5% city tax. I'm getting crushed.
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But if I lived in Florida or Texas, I'd save 13% and it'd be a complete wash when there might be someone making 50 grand a year and they move from California to Texas and they lose money. And they don't know that because they're just listening to rich guys on podcasts talk about how much money they save when they move to Texas.
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Oh, thank you for watching, man. I appreciate it.
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You guys do IVF for the babies?
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I mean, we got to run it back for a third term for Trump. No doubt. Of course. No, obviously.
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I mean, I got to see what his policies are and I got to see where America is. I think the big misunderstanding with this last election is that at least the Democrats who are still trying to vilify these figures on the right,
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What they don't understand is they think that this was like some populist election where like people just fell in love with Trump and they just loved it so much they would just do whatever he says. What I think is harder for them to grapple with is the self-reflection of Trump. a rejectionist vote.
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So I think people rejected the democratic proposal and they went with what the other alternative was, which was Trump. And that's a way tougher pill to swallow. You have to look back at everything you've done and go, wow, we're off. We're not listening to the people. This guy listens to the people. I mean, it seems like I'm fluffing Trump here, but like
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Whoa.
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You know? Yeah. So it's, why do you think that's not happening now? I think it's still probably going on.
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Like, why are you even worried about what's happening? But Shannon's pod was more successful, so maybe he's, like, looking at him as... But it's also clicks. Yeah, yeah.
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Because he rapped. He rapped on the show.
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Crazy shit.
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That's so dope. This gives me so much anxiety.
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Wow. Really?
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Yeah, bro. We don't all look like Shannon. That's a good point. Yeah, he's small.
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Yeah.
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That's enough.
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I don't even think I've seen this.
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You know what I mean? It's kind of cool to be there. Whoa. Did we ever get to the bottom of who Kendrick was talking about?
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No.
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I didn't want to do this podcast. Oh, my God. Now he's a member of Dipset and shit. Oh, my God, dude. I'm dying here, guys.
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what's up everybody welcome to the number two podcast in the world i'm just saying no big deal okay thank you guys so much and i'm sure all the people make a reaction video content about how we fall off i'm sure you'll make videos about how we're succeeding right because you're honest journalists right who just call it how it is so we're looking forward to last week's you must have missed it last week when we were number three but it's okay we're as busy as a holiday
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It's just like some people have it. They know what looks good. They know what feels good. They know what sounds good. And I think that might be his... like the difference maker for him. Cause literally came out with a rap song and it was fire. Yeah. Yeah. Does country is fire.
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It was Indiana Pacers, 94 feet. What are you doing for black people? He's like making music so you could get some ass too. Yeah.
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Whatever you do, do not put that picture up.
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Yeah, you really do. You become poppy. I'm Spanish Orthodox, bro. All right. So tell me, this concert was amazing.
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But now that Republicans are in power again— the liberals' arguments need to be incredible. They're not like pink-haired, armpit hair, you know, the fucking septum piercings. These motherfuckers are coming with receipts. They're not playing around. Are they on statistics and stuff? And they're ready to go.
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And do the biggest thing. Yeah. Who's going to say no to a jelly post? I mean, it's an insane show.
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Yeah. All the time. Jelly started out as a rapper. Think about that. Yeah. Like, imagine Eminem shows up to one. Now, granted, they got the song together. Yeah. But still, like, Eminem doesn't show up for anything. Eminem shows up for Detroit and 50 Cent and Dr. Dre. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Any car service that I've got, right? Like if I'm going to do a gig or I'm going to do some event or whatever and they order a car for it. Yeah. And they tell you, oh, we'll pick you up. And every single one, and I've taken pictures of this specifically, every single one in the last three months, the driver is listening to only Jelly Roll. That's insane.
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It's a Jelly Roll playlist on Spotify, or one was listening to Pandora. I didn't even know that was still around. And at first, I was like, do they know? I'm such a crazy person. After it happened three times, I'm like... You know how when we have a guest come on, sometimes we'll play music that we know the guest likes, and then the guest is always like, how the fuck do you guys have all our hits?
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after like a few times i'm like oh no no no key is just so tapped in that that is the go-to yeah yeah and i mean that's i mean to me i was like what the fuck is this this is we did a song about covid yeah that he got dropped from his pr firm almost ruined his career yeah he got dropped from his label yeah from the pr he did one thing with us it's
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And they're just like, the one dude from the clip, I have to watch, I guess, more of the whole interview, the Jubilee, but it looked like he was cooking Jordan.
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Did you guys make an effort to hang out with one another? We did make an effort.
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I'll be the right color. Yeah, right on his face.
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That's great. What do you do? Did you hear what Miles just said, bro? What did you think you said, Miles?
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Nothing up here. I'm like blown away.
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He said that your mom would ride on Akash's face with all due respect. I don't even know if I feel comfortable saying that.
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It was kind of like, the people who are wearing christianity as a um as like a costume some people yeah and and he was like yo it's kind of like what west said he's like either you in or you out is is not like i'm kind of into christians are making a comeback because to your point they were kind of not mainstream for a
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Hold on. Who else is jumping off this? We're not going to jump off this. So you feel no disrespect of your mom with all due respect, obviously, to your mother. Hopefully he said that. No, he didn't say that.
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No, he did not say that at all. No, he did. But you wouldn't feel uncomfortable at all if your mom sat her Puerto Rican vagina. Oh, dude. Oh, my gosh. It's done.
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She's got to get hushed. That's what I'm saying. She's got to get hushed. This is growth.
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Yo, can I tell you a little story?
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She's going to get one of them henna tattoos.
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My boy. All right. All right. This happened years ago, okay? This happened years ago.
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This happened so long ago. It was crazy. Way long time ago before any of us even knew each other, right? My boy was just like, you know, he's stressed for a week or whatever. He's like, I'm going to go get a massage, right? Years ago, so many. And I'm like, what time for a massage? He goes, I'm going to go get a massage, whatever. Just go get a massage.
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Says, goes to his place, and he goes, he knew it was up when he went into the place. He went into the bathroom, and there was fucking Listerine bottles, Costco size, right? Like, huge fucking paper towels.
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He goes, he goes, I know what time it is. He goes in the room. The way that my friend tells stories is, like, everything happens to him. Like, he's not trying to make anything happen. Like, the world just happens to him. He's like, I'm getting massaged in this lady. She just starts tickling my balls or whatever like that. She's like, do you want to turn it over?
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She goes, do you want a happy ending? She's obviously Asian or whatever. He goes, you want a happy ending? And he goes, I don't really know. I don't really know. And she goes, come on, come on. Let me give you a happy ending. She's banging him. She's banging him according to my brain. And he goes, how much is it? And she goes, $80 for a blowjob. $80 for a blowjob. And he goes, I don't know.
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He goes, $60? No. My friend's a little bit of a negotiator, right? So he's like, hold on, 60? That's like the medium coke at the movie theater. Yeah, it's like it's a meaningless price. You either get the large or the small. So he goes, 60? I don't know.
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Like, keep in mind, he's naked and erect negotiating with the Chinese lady before ice breaks through the wall to take her back to wherever she came from. So he goes, ah, fine. All right, just 60. Give me the whatever, right? Flips him over. He goes, six pumps.
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All right, what about you, Mark? What did you get into this weekend?
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I was going to go there with it. So nothing at all happened between them? They've kind of figured out their relationship and who the chicken is and who the egg is?
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Hey, hey, hey. You bring up a very good point. No, he's not. No, don't do that. No, I just need to ask you another question that has to do with my marriage. Is it disrespectful?
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Okay. We finished renovating this house out east, right? And it's a house. I never had a house. I don't know anything about a house. It got fireplaces in it. My wife is going to tell the general contractor and the general contractor's number two guy in front of me. Hey, can you teach my husband how to make a fire? Because he doesn't know how to make a fire.
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All these, you know, social media influencers that, you know, fake jumped to Islam because they thought that that was their only way out. If they just waited like four more months, they could have stayed Christian. They could have stayed Christian. Now they got to burn in hell. You know, not my rules.
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If Bonnie Blue was in the room, I'm not going to be like, yo, can you teach my wife how to... Nah, but yeah, that's fucked up.
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You're a flame. That's my shit. I put one of them shits in the fucking electric fireplace. I didn't know. Apparently some of the fireplaces, it just has fire come out, which is a great invention if you ask me. But I got the Duraflame shit in that, and I'm like, okay, I got it. My wife goes, this is an electric fireplace. You don't need to put the Duraflame. She's right to ask that.
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Call in real men to teach me how to do shit. She's right. So did you learn? No, I just walked the perimeter of the property just to make sure everything was legit. I don't know. My wife just took videos of me apparently walking the perimeter of the property, like just being a 50-year-old man.
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Make sure everything's where it is. I like it. The fence is leaning a little this way. I'm going to have to talk to the neighbors about that. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm turning into it. You really are. That is crazy. That is what it is. Stand my ground. standing my ground. I understand standing your ground. I understand when somebody's maple's creeping onto your property line.
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I understand standing my ground. I understand that.
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I'm going to tell everybody in the first place they go to survive the apocalypse is my bunker. Yeah, that's true. So there's no bunker.
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I don't believe this at all. What kind of gun? I got a system that lets you know the door opens. Yeah, that's good. So I'll know before I'm killed. Side door ajar. I'll be like, babe, I love you. T-minus.
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We all going to be there as well. We got to choose up. Anyway, it was just, it's interesting to see. And like. Call it whatever you want. It is kind of cool. You've heard this expression, like the free marketplace of ideas, like it is kind of operating that way. There's a lag and it takes time, but this is what we want.
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But doesn't fire clean?
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That shit works on hot ones. Just got to suffocate it.
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Maybe the Native Americans were on fire.
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You don't have barbecue? No. What do you have, a cauliflower? What do you got on the barbecue? That's what I'm saying. No, no, the tandoori oven is a version of a barbecue.
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What is a tandoor?
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again right that is so unfair you're so american and then when you get something wrong how the fuck dare you you're so american i know call if they call you so indian yeah then you'd want to live up to it exactly but because they call you so american there's no pressure and also i can't live up to it i'm not going to that fucking poor ass country
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Yeah. Trump dog? Yeah. Trump took credit for that, yeah. Did that shit. I got to stay break for a second. Hopefully you realize how important it is to take care of your mental health, not just for you, but for your spouse, your kids, for the people you work with, everybody in your life. It makes your life and the life of everyone around you less stressful and happier.
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And if you could like zoom out and look in like 10 year periods, you'd be like, wow, this is kind of cool what's happening. These people get in control. These people go, okay, we need better arguments so that we can get control. Yeah. They develop better arguments. They get control. These people go, OK, we need better arguments. And this is constant back and forth.
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Every therapy is virtual. Whether you do a Talkspace or not, it's virtual. The days of therapists having these offices are done. They all do it from a room in their house to their apartment. The in-office visit is done. So now all therapy is Talkspace. You might as well use Talkspace, okay? I'm telling you right now,
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And hopefully it pushes us to a good place.
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How did the guy that we were keeping hostage for the crypto money ended up getting out of the studio?
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So where our studio is, we're in Soho, Manhattan, on the border of Soho and a neighborhood called Nolita, north of Little Italy is what it stands for. Oh, you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soho is south of Houston Street. Yeah, I got that. Tribeca is triangle below canal. Oh, I know that one. Dumbo. I never go to that gay-ass place. Dumbo is dumb, ugly, lesbian. That one I know.
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Down Under Manhattan Brooklyn Overpass? Manhattan Bridge Overpass. Oh, Manhattan Bridge Overpass. Yeah. So apparently there was a kidnapping here for some guy's crypto. Yeah. I don't buy it.
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How could you not get the guy's crypto? They ended up not getting his crypto. They had him for weeks. They were allegedly torturing him, but they couldn't get access to his crypto. I don't know. Something's off here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's why I'm not with you. It's Fugazi.
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Fall right back down. Or people just say you're exploiting things and then you just become the number two podcaster. No.
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no big deal no big deal we're looking forward to all the videos guys we're looking because we know you're honest journalists you're not just doing clickbait titles and changing your thumbnails constantly so you can get views because you don't anymore it's good to be on top no we love you thank you for all the press um Okay, what's up with y'all, man? How was your Memorial Day?
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His name is Teofastro Carturan. Oh, Michael Valentino. Teofastro Carturan. Get the fuck out of here. The walls are so thin in New York City, you would have heard that shit. This is no Lita. Every wall is made out of cardboard. There's no way in hell they tortured this guy for two weeks without anybody knowing. I don't believe it. So what do you think happened?
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I think they were all in on it or something like that together. And then they tried to put a little pressure on him, but he knew that they weren't going to do anything fucked up to him. If you waterboard somebody, they just tell you. Do you remember when we waterboarded each other? You were there. Yeah, I know. It's for content. It's white. It's white. We should clarify this for a video.
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It's a video of us waterboarding each other on YouTube right now. We just wanted to see how effective it was. Incredibly effective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the guy?
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Whoa, what? Wait. He got a robe?
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What the fuck are we talking about? This is some gay shit. I promise you this was like a gay tryst. Just because they're Italian, really? That's him? You're telling me you're not going to hear something?
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Now that we're number two, obviously there'll be double the amount of videos, right? Because they're honest. They're not just trying to use negativity for clicks.
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Can you guys explain this to me about crypto, though? What is the... So the idea is that you can't track the money. Like, you know, it's exchanging from wallet to wallet, but you can't track the wallet to a person. Is that the idea?
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Hypothetically, it's just an anonymous wallet with a code. Got it. So that's why it's easier to get away with stealing somebody's crypto. Yeah, I think so. Because we know where it is on the blockchain. We just don't know how that blockchain connects to a person. Yeah. It's not registered to anyone. And then what is the cost of registering it to somebody?
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Why does that inhibit the freedom of Bitcoin? I might be making the argument for a bank right now, so excuse me if I am, but wouldn't you rather your crypto be registered to you in the event that if someone stole it and then it went to another account, you could find who that account was registered to?
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Right. It makes sense for the illegal stuff, but it is a huge security risk when you think about it. You know, the fact that like, you know, your crypto password and somebody could kidnap you in your house. Like if anybody is a crypto billionaire, you have to have 24 hour security because the cost of just locking you up and transferring the money. Yeah.
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But some of these guys are on yachts and doing the whole thing in Miami. I thought they were living sweet, but, you know...
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Yeah. But if you were the banks and you actually felt like crypto was threatening your institution... It would behoove you to pay people to go out and rob big crypto holders because then they would say, hey, we need some sort of regulatory body for crypto so we could track the money. Because if you take my money from my bank and put it into your bank, it doesn't matter where it is.
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It could be in the Cayman Islands somewhere. We could at least track it to a bank account in the Cayman Islands and probably track that to some trust that is owned or you're on the board of.
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So I wonder if enough of this happens that people start to go, hey, the, what is it called? The decentralization of money is great, but it does put you in incredible risk. So maybe it's like, oof, this is tricky. Like you have to be completely silent about being a crypto billionaire, which is, I feel like at this stage, like almost impossible.
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If you're really into the community, you know who the big holders are. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you fix this problem. I mean, kidnapping a person and taking whatever's in their house is probably the same time in jail as kidnapping a person and exchanging hundreds of millions of dollars in crypto.
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That's why the upside of robbing somebody's Rolex was so high. It's like, if I take your iPhone or your Rolex, it's still a felony. So I might as well take your Rolex and get $100,000. then take your iPhone. So it's almost like having the same punishment for anything over $500. almost incentivizes people to kidnap and rob for crypto. Whoa.
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This is, I know. Because Manhattan's talked about so poetically in the past. Akash is an expectation reality person. We're all that way, but he's the most extreme way. I'm not going to argue with any of this. You know how he has a great analysis on me? Every time he talks about me, I'm like, we've been friends for 20 years? He's been paying attention.
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It's like you and... You don't need, like, an official regulatory committee, but you basically get your...
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money manager whoever it is like your business partner you get them to be a secondary sign off on any transfer of funds so you gotta get us both so you gotta get us both and like it has to be both in person it can't be just a phone call right so you can't move money as easily but at least you are protected yeah that's a good idea somebody take it they have to do something about this yeah two-factor irl yeah yeah yeah
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We got the Winklevosses a few blocks down the road. How has nobody kidnapped them?
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I'm working so hard. No, I need to meet these guys. Pay me back what I lost, and I'm good. They owe that to you. You built them up. I've done so much for them. We had pomp on the podcast multiple times. That's true. They can give you back a coin or two.
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These guys are billionaires for no reason twice.
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Yeah, I guess so. If it's no reason twice. But it's so weird, like, when a girl gets f***ed twice, you don't feel that way. Hang on a second.
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you wouldn't find that the other way it depends what's the time frame what's the wow you're bringing it up you're bringing it up mark would have rubbed cum on the nipples you would have had second hand what did we call it second hand gay what was the thing we call them brilliant idiots i think it was second hand gay yeah yeah yeah you would have had that yeah no no i i denounced uh sexual misconduct
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Let's not get political on this podcast. What else is going on in the world? The Knicks, dude. Oh, obviously. Obviously. Obviously, you're down 2-1. Obviously, down 20.
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How do you feel? Well, that's easy dub. We got it now. We figured the whole thing out. What did you figure out? I mean...
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This is, you know, we love Josh Hart. New York Knicks love Josh Hart. Yeah. This is our most beloved player. Obviously, we love Brunson, his ability to score. But, like, in terms of, like, who represents the heart and the grit of this city is Josh Hart. But when Josh is out there, he's not a threat offensively, so you can just let Halliburton guard him.
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So Halliburton is the person on defense that is the biggest liability. So when you take Josh out and you put someone who can score on Halliburton, you can take advantage of that. Also, having Mitch come in and just cause chaos on the boards, cause chaos on the offensive boards, I mean, it's been crazy what he's been... And, like, really... doing damage defensively at the rim.
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I think it changed the game a little bit. But also, we just put the bench in and let the bench run with it. And I think what happened is we got a little complacent. Barkley said something like, Brunson, you've got to trust your teammates. And it's not like he doesn't trust his teammates. He just trusts his own ability to get a bucket whenever he needs.
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If I build something up too big for Akash, it will never meet those expectations. Because he believes the expectation. I worship this guy.
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But you also want your other guys to be able to feel like they are trusted to score. So he got into some foul trouble, and the other guys had to pick up the slack. And Cat went crazy.
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Did you know that Cat is the greatest big man shooter in NBA history?
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Percentage-wise. Oh, wow. He's like a fucking great three-point shooter.
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Because I didn't get it. Because sometimes he'll pull up from like damn near the logo. I'm like, what is going on? I didn't realize he's a better shooter statistically than Dirk.
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That is the greatest shooting big man in NBA history. And I think a lot of us look at him and we're like, man, you're so big, just take it to the basket and dunk on these motherfuckers. His game is shooting and then kind of chilling on D. And We got to kind of embrace that and then bring Mitchell Robinson in to hold down the D where Kat's not going to do it. But Kat had a 20-point fourth quarter.
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Kat's been playing well, man. And he's not afraid of the moment. That's the other thing. Yo, Nick's got to chill with this zesty-ass shit until the playoffs is over. Like, we're not going to be criticizing the guy who's dropping 20 in the fourth quarter and calling him gay the day afterwards. Nah, but that was, you know, out of love. Out of love. After we win the championship.
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How I call y'all zesty. I love y'all motherfuckers, but y'all some zesty ****. Give him up.
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for real so once we win a championship give him a float in the parade or whatever but don't say shit until until then also he's not really more zesty than the average dominican like dominicans embrace the zest that's true they got the rhinestone pants like it's more of a cultural affect yeah oh interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah they got they dance with their hips it's like
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They got a different family in the Dominican Republic to prove that they're not gay.
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They'll have a family here and a family there. The second you think they're gay, they'll be like, yeah, but I got kids my wife don't know about. So maybe I gotta do that. But in terms of making fun of our star big man who's shooting lights out and keeping us in games, we gotta squash that for a few more weeks. What happened in Game 1?
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Son, that was heartbreaking. I sent a text to my wife. My wife went up to sleep. I go, Knicks are up 17 with three minutes left. We got this. And then I immediately text her back because you know how superstitious I am. Shit, I take that back. I might have jinxed it.
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So they got they run an incredible pace. So what they do is like, first of all, they pick up 94 feet. Right. So by the time what that means is they do a full court press, which is very rare in the NBA because you have the best ball handlers in the history of the sport that are bringing up the ball.
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So usually you're like, well, there's no way they're going to create a steal or create any kind of defensive pressure out of this. But what it does is by the time the Knicks set up their offense, instead of having 20 seconds left on the shot clock, they got like eight. Hmm. When you got eight seconds left, the play is rushed. Everybody's thinking about that clock ticking.
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And if your first option, that first pick and roll doesn't go as you would hope, it's not like you have time to reset it. So now you're forced to take worse shots. And they have the talent. That's willing to pick up 94 feet. Not every team has the talent that's willing to pick up 94 feet.
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Well, and then Pascal's been playing out of his mind offensively. Yeah. Game two. I don't think that, like... Like, him specifically... Now we're getting into, like, deep basketball shit, but... You can't put someone too small on him because he has this great little like bump to create separation. And then he kind of like fades away and he's at around like 12, 14 feet and he just lights out.
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I can't believe how someone who just sits in their room for 80 hours a week watching podcasts with no friends doesn't understand social dynamics. What an insane idea that someone with no friends doesn't understand how friends laugh with each other.
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So you need someone with length. But if that person with length isn't big enough, he'll just bully them. So he's a matchup nightmare.
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And then the other thing is, as far as like getting picked up 94 feet, Brunson is not fast. Yeah. His game is really interesting. He has an incredible first step.
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so his first step he gets by you and then after that it's all weight so he gets he gets by you by like a couple inches and then what he does is he leans on you now that you're basically now that you can't put pressure on him to stop him from going to the basket yeah he leans into you yeah exactly so now once he is the angle there's really nothing you can do
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If you lean too much on him, he jumps foul. If you don't lean at all, he uses your body and his body creates separation. But he's not blowing by you. So when you're getting picked up 94 feet, he'll get by you. But then a quick defender will just get back. Whereas a speedy Claxton or like, you know, some of the guys that we grew up watching, like really quick, like an AI, for example.
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Once AI gets by you. He's a sprinter. It's like you're done. So you don't even bother picking him up 94 feet. So there are some like interesting wrinkles.
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He's still scoring 40 a game. He's unstoppable. But at what cost? Exactly. He's putting up 40, but are the other guys getting involved? So it's tricky. So he's in game four. They got it. I think being able to—when you're down 0-2 and you go to an away game and then you—
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win an away game especially after being down 20 yeah you now all of a sudden get all the confidence that had evaporated back yeah i think they get this next game i think they come back and i think i think it's how confident you feel about that uh 100 so how much you're betting on it If I was going to use the largest social casino... The leader in global betting in U.S. social casinos? Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That is the strategy. You're right.
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What is it? Stake? If I was going to do that, which we still have to talk to them and figure out what the fuck a social casino is. But if we were going to use the leader in global betting in U.S. social casinos to bet on this game, I would bet... I put a hefty amount on there, my boy.
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Okay. So you go, so yeah, if somebody goes, yo, this is the best restaurant, you're like, okay, it's the best restaurant. Yeah, somebody, you're the person that says everything's the best. Because everything is the best to me. And then he's always disappointed. Me and Darren Poston are golden retrievers with a shiny new tennis ball that doesn't shine, but a fluffy new tennis ball.
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I got a child. I feel 100%. I feel 100%, but I got a child. if i didn't have a child to be a very different situation how much money you can make for her future if you just put all of it on if i'm if i'm you guys i wouldn't bet your whole house that's what i wouldn't do okay okay but i would feel very confident in putting some money down
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Yeah, Tim has been killing it. Portside Timmy, bro. I mean, I love it. He worked his shit. Swagged out, too. Yeah, the fits are crazy. Whoever's styling Tim, by the way, you're absolutely murdering it. It's not try-hard. It's, like, vintage Nick stuff. Yeah. It looks good. Like, you've got to slightly try-hard.
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He's courtside. That's the only thing I was going to say. It's only the Tims. Yeah, it's a little... Whoever's doing it is not, like, from New York. It's funny, as I have to. Yeah, but you're from New York.
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So is Tim, but, like... you don't gotta wear Tim's every, it's, it's still like what somebody thinks people from New York wear, but enough of this stuff is like old and vintage where it's really working and it's fire and he's into it. I mean, he's a, yeah, he's a real fan.
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That, you know, that shit is usually illegal. What? Courtside seats usually are just owned by the team. Mm-hmm. So, like, anytime you sit courtside, the team is basically going, here, come sit courtside. And they don't allow you, like, for example, this is Indiana, right? Yeah. He's not wearing any Knicks paraphernalia.
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So a few of the courtside seats they give to people to buy, and very few of them. So for example, I had some buddies of mine, shout out to Ed and Randy, they have courtside seats in Boston. They invited me up there to go to the games. Right. When Knicks were playing Boston and they had Timmy there in those seats as well. And the rule was like, you cannot wear any Knicks.
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And they had to argue with the franchise because they knew that he was like this New York figure. Like, we can't have a New Yorker in here. Wow. Like, remember when the Knicks were playing the 76ers? Yeah. Yeah. There were so many New Yorkers that went down to Philly for the games that the owners bought like 3,000 of their own tickets and gave them out to policemen, firemen. Wow.
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So they do protect the aura, if you will. So for him to be courtside in Indiana is... Put it this way, there were a lot of behind-the-scenes negotiations for it to even happen, and the number one prerequisite was he cannot wear any Knicks attire.
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I mean, it can affect you a little bit, but these guys are so locked in, they're not worried about it. That's what I assume.
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100%.
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That's who we are. It is just whatever we try is the best thing that we've ever had in our life until we try another thing and we forget about that one.
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Yo, what's happening to Ant Edwards, bro?
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losing by two we're down to one already i think it's just a wrap at home yeah i think it's a wrap but like you i thought this was going to be like the breakout for it yeah i thought he becomes the star of the league for the next 10 years from this specific playoff series because you're going against the guy who was just called the mvp and i i'm thinking you got a little chip on your shoulder yeah like oh they gave this canadian motherfucker the mvp yeah
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Yeah, game three, he was like... It was like two for 16, shoot it like something horrible.
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Now, he was putting up Angel Reese numbers, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo, question about this Angel Reese thing. This Angel Caitlyn, I don't want to get into the RG3 Ryan Clark beef, but like, Okay, here's the question. If Angel was white, is this even a rivalry? No.
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That's a great comparison. It's not to say that Draymond is a bad player at all. Phenomenal player. Hall of Famer. But there are levels to this shit. Yeah. And the fact that they're even being compared at all is because of popularity, one, but also this racial dynamic. And there's an interesting thing happening here where it's like, you know how we oftentimes inflate white or minority...
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players in sports that are not black, like Jeremy Lin, he was a good player and he played outstanding for that series of games, but he's not an elite point guard. But the fact that he's the only Asian guy, there was excitement around it. And we've done this with white players throughout NBA history. There are certain guys that popped up and were like, oh my God, this guy is so exciting.
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I know he was getting skinny because he doesn't wear the hokas anymore. Oh, yeah. He's wearing normal people's shoes. He's got skinny guy shoes.
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But it's really just because he's a white guy in a sport that's dominated by non-whites. And This is this other version where it's like she is singular in her talent. Not singular. There are other players in the W.A. that are really good. And I think they're looking for somebody to like kind of.
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Yo, once you embrace these things, I've been trying to make this game this whole time and we've fought it.
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And I think Angel is, like, incredible at creating media attention. Yeah, she's very charismatic. Whether she realizes or not, like, she is...
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a magnet like i think she has far more gravity outside of basketball yeah than caitlin does yeah oh for sure like i haven't seen caitlin like go viral for an interview or anything that her play is what goes viral but like anything angel does is viral like she looks good she has a podcast that does good numbers like yeah she's good talking shit yeah i see her go viral like that great sneakers are selling like crazy right now so she is like a she's a cultural figure and
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So I don't know if they ever have conversations, you know, outside of the court. But if I was managing both of them, I'd be like, guys, just keep doing exactly what you're doing.
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Good.
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Oh, if Angel fucks Caitlyn's man. If Angel fucks Caitlyn's man.
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They do that with the dudes. But you see they are focusing when wearing them high heels, man. They're not waving at cameras.
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It feels like when you get pulled over for drunk driving. You know when the police make you walk the line? You're like, just walk straight. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.
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I mean, this is literally, it is the difference maker and it sucks for women, but there's much more interest from women even when the women are beautiful.
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I don't know what that says about women because we're the ones that I guess are always objectifying them, but there is a level of objectification from women towards other women that they're far more interested in them when they are beautiful and stylish.
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And the second we got this like influx of pretty women in the WNBA and some singular talent. Yeah. Now there are guys yelling, Ryan Clark and RG3 are having like a spat on the internet about female sports. Yeah. Did you ever imagine that it would be the talk of sports news media? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You really jumped out of the window on this one. Keep going on that because there's so many.
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I missed 30 seconds of dance, made it back in time. She gave him permission. Yeah. Look at his eye. Does it look like it?
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You know what I mean? Especially when Ryan got a white kid. Yeah. I had no clue. Really? Half white kid. He got a half white kid. But he had a kid with a white girl.
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No, no. Shout out Ryan, man. Ryan's going through it. I think he came back and apologized for bringing up the wife, which is smart. That's something I feel like we don't really do on this show, at least. It's like, if your wife isn't in the public eye or has nothing to do with entertainment, just leave her the fuck out.
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Permission? This is a humiliation ritual.
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Oh, okay. If she is a public figure, is she a public figure?
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We do start to invalidate according to Dr. Kumar. Yeah.
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No, that is a great point. We do seek to invalidate the people that disagree with us instead of addressing the points that they're making offensively.
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Yeah, exactly. It's like him having a halfway daughter should have nothing to do with this. Yeah. Right? But address the opinions you both have. But if you bring in somebody's wife as part of your opinion, now you're opening that can of worms. Yeah. Yeah, man. Well... Happy Black History Month.
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And Akash said to the group, he's like, it's disrespectful what wives will do, man. Putting their hands on their husband. This is horrific.
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The Punisher. There was one guy named the Punisher.
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Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only know that because I saw a camera and I was asking Mace about it.
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I just drove by. It was just cameras everywhere. Mad people outside? It was a good amount of people. There was one dude doing his little TikToks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, he wasn't dancing. Day two of sexual assault. What Cassie endured over a 10-year period of sexual abuse and physical abuse was absolutely disgusting. Exactly.
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We're not mature enough to have... We're not mature enough to have these conversations, man. Can I have a sushi? Yes, you may. By the way, here you go. Thank you. I have to... You want to start a petition?
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But I got my lawyer hit me. He's like, yo, by the way, if you ever do any of those sessions on the pod, you have to disclose that you've invested in a company. I go, why? Well, because the SEC could file against you and the FTC could file against you. So technically, there's somebody hired by the FTC to watch this podcast.
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to see if we don't disclose so be careful these are addictive and fucking amazing but I'm just letting you know nicotine is addictive and I've invested okay so every pod every pod or just one time we gotta like find a way to get around it or something like that but FTC guys just want to let you know it's been disclosed so you can keep on listening to the rest of the pod if you want or not that's totally fine sounds like a great job you guys you're welcome and shout out Seth addictive is a compliment
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Right? Yeah.
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Yo, did you guys watch the interview? Yeah, he's fantastic. He's great. He's great. I thought he handled it really well. These are my least favorite type of interviews. Yeah. Where there's a lack of curiosity. Yeah.
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Why do I always have to suck your dick on the bus? Damn.
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I don't like this style of interviewing, which which comes off as again, I can't say like what this person's goal was, but like which comes this style of interviews that I think were popularized. They've been along around for a while. Don't get me wrong. But where it's like, this is how I feel about the world. And I'm going to ask you questions. that will confirm my belief about the world.
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Instead of, this is how I feel about the world. Am I off for thinking about this? I'm around somebody who has in-depth knowledge about this stuff. Tell me if maybe I'm wrong, and maybe tell me if I should change my opinion on it. So it's a lack of curiosity. And I think that...
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One of the great things about Joe and one of the great things about podcasting in general is when you kind of decentralize media is you can be curious. You can ask. You can find shit out. Oh, this person thinks the pyramids were built by aliens. Oh, tell me why you think that. This person doesn't think it. He just had the other guy on, the guy from Egypt. Oh, yeah.
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Tell me why it isn't the case, right? And it's like—and I didn't watch that whole interview. Maybe there's ways that he's given pushback. But this idea of true curiosity, and I think that's why people tend to move away from traditional media, because it didn't feel curious.
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It felt, this is my opinion on this topic, which just so happens to mirror the opinion of the viewers of the network, and I'm going to bring you on here to either— get you to agree with me or humiliate you for not agreeing with me. And Tim is so savvy. He found a way to jujitsu his way out of it and kind of expose the interviewer.
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But it's, I think this is one of the things that like people as a whole have been rejecting from traditional media is a lack of genuine curiosity and a, it's almost like the interviewer is telling you what you are.
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That was.
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I completely agree. I completely agree with what you're saying. And my point is like, if you already feel a way about the world and you don't want to change that feeling. then why are you asking somebody to come on your show? If that person was asking to come on your show so they can shine light on this topic that you may feel differently about, that's a different thing.
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It felt like a feminine mush. I agree with Mark here. It's the first time that I thought that his wife might actually be a woman. Oh, really? Because she double pushed the face. Oh, I only saw one hand. No, there's two hands. Oh, I only saw one. To me, a double mush is... But I feel women, it's slap.
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But if you're requesting an interview with somebody just to prove how you already feel about something, the lack of curiosity, I think creates this like animosity too strong word, but almost like for the audience, like I almost kind of want to reject it. Like her first question I thought was really disrespectful. The, the, uh, The opening question was, so you just had a comedy special come out.
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Do you want to talk about it? Yeah, I think on the press run for the comedy special that I just released, I would like to talk about it. That's why I'm here. And then it's like she goes, OK, give me the short for it. Give me the short of what your special is. Yeah. Did you not watch the special? Like, to me, it's like a disrespect. Like, let's get this out the way so I can get to whatever.
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Or do the bare minimum research of who that person is and why you want to talk to them.
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Personally at all.
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He ran circles around it. I think, to Al's point, it's like... It's great for...
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the viewers not necessarily maybe her viewers that want to see her opinion which is also their opinion confirmed which i think is like an issue with legacy media it's an issue with like journalism a lot of way in terms of like print journalism it's just like this is the perspective from this magazine and we are just going to project that perspective on every different story that we tell and there's something boring about that it's like it's expected like
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And that's kind of what I didn't like about it. But seeing somebody that's as adept as Tim at like navigating that type of journalism, like he's experienced a lot of it. He's probably watched a lot of it. He also knows comedy way better than she knows comedy. That's not her field of expertise. He was able to expose her tactics. And I think what ended up going viral was the exposing of her tactics.
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Yo, you gotta watch out, man. I was watching these... I was watching that debate with Jordan Peterson. I was watching clips of the Jubilee. I haven't seen it. There's just a bunch of things coming up. But an interesting thing is happening. It's like whoever's in power or whatever, your arguments get weak. The king don't need justification for what he does. He's the king.
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You know, her coming in with this idea that there's like no liberal comedian. It's like,
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they are all liberal yeah like every single one of them is liberal like the majority the vast majority are yeah were they planning on putting the entire interview out in its entirety I don't know no apparently she asked for that she wanted that which is a testament to her good for her I think he forced their hand yeah I thought they were going to put out an edited version and Tim was upset he went on Rogan and he was like put the whole thing I think he forced their hand and then if they didn't they look fraudulent yes okay
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And we're not going to punish him for the rest of his life because he's into some weird freak shit. Yeah.
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And that's why I lose. Exactly. If nobody is. Yeah, this is a greater discussion. We could even get into like a response from some of our recent interviews, you know, Bernie and Pete. But like. But, yeah, I'm curious your guys' take on that, Tim.
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Like nudging you in a direction that she wants you to be already. Yeah. Which is, I feel like, an unfair way of having an open conversation with somebody.
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What I would do is call Club Shay Shay a gotcha show.
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so it's just like you got caught up in this shit what's your response the fact that you play football for as long as you did and conform full sentences with the brain yeah yeah it's a fucking miracle but with this lady it seems like there was a lot of stuff she didn't know like she was making assumptions and then tim was like no what are you talking about which is which is which is the goes to the point that i'm making which is like you're coming with assumptions when if there was genuine curiosity and like a good faith conversation you would just come in not knowing and asking those questions you know like yeah
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God damn.
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Also, there was a point where I think she was basically trying to get at which, like, is the mothership a right-wing comedy club or something like that?
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Yeah, and it's just not the case. Now, here's the thing that is true, without a doubt, is that things trend and comedians gravitate, just like any other person in life, towards their salvation, right? So like— Crowd work becomes popular. All these comedians just start doing crowd work, right? YouTube specials become popular. All these comedians do... Posting clips become popular.
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Everybody does it. There is a time right now where some of the comedians that are seen now as edgy and dark were doing... PG material trying to get on Comedy Central. So now they're kind of edgy dark because that's maybe loud. Maybe that was always who they were and they just couldn't find success in that because Comedy Central had a stranglehold on like what comedy was.
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But comedians do gravitate towards what they believe will be successful. There is no top-down influence in the mothership, like Joe going, you have to do jokes about this. But there are surely young comedians that think, oh, maybe the way I get on is if I say these things that I hear the popular people in this scene doing. But there's never any, like, Joe likes weirdos. Joe likes misfits.
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But the motion, I think we've said it before, is like the most disrespectful.
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He likes, if you knew Joe's friend group outside of comedy, they're like the most peculiar, like, pool sharks and just random people you'll bump into. He just likes, so there's no pressure ever. But I think that's kind of like what she wanted him to say. But to say that there aren't like trends in certain things, like the alt scene in New York had a specific style of comedy that everybody adopted.
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Like early when I was coming up in comedy and, you know, Dave Attell, who's always been like the fixture at the like at the comedy cellar, every comedian was doing a Dave Attell impression. And they'll admit this themselves. Like they all their act out sounded like a tell their voices sounded like a tell their rhythm sound like a tell he was so influential that it just kind of trickled down.
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It's the most disrespectful version of a question.
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So there's no question whether that influence exists. But is there a is there like an active push to make people do that? Absolutely not. It's more like how do I succeed within this system?
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She hears a bitter comic who isn't passed at the mothership that says something like, oh, you've got to be fucking right wing to get up there. And it's just like, no, you just didn't get passed. And you're trying to find a way to justify you not getting passed outside of you not being funny. But you aren't funny.
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And there's a lot of people who aren't funny that don't want to just go, maybe I need to get better. Because there's no liberal communities that are allowed at the mothership at all. It doesn't even exist. There are unfunny people that aren't allowed there. Absolutely. There are unfunny conservatives and unfunny leftists.
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Yeah. And let's talk about this, because I find this very interesting. I'm not saying this is since our interviews with Pete or Bernie, but obviously we had these interviews with Pete and Bernie that were incredibly viral. And then you've seen a lot more figures in left-wing media be incredibly outspoken about criticism of the administration, not Trump, but of...
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The last administration, the Biden administration and Democrats in general. And the criticisms that they're echoing are not dissimilar to the criticisms that maybe us and other people in the podcast space have been saying for maybe the last four years. Okay. Almost identical talking points. Us talking about Biden being old and inept and maybe unfit was seen as an extreme right-wing talking point.
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Now it is commonplace. Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about it. Insane, by the way. And again, we shouldn't be bitter. You've got to let people get to places. But the same people that have tried to position us as some extreme right-wing and some of our colleagues as some extreme white people, the same people who have tried to position us
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What do you think? You think he like stole her blue chew? What do you think happened? Candace, this is your fault, Candace. None of us thought this was even a possibility before you started bringing this up and it's far too interesting for us to ignore. Don't worry about the, what is it, the truth of the lie is more entertaining? Yes.
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In that way, and spoke about this in that way, are now echoing the exact talking points that we have made for four years. Does that make them extreme right-wing now? Yeah. Are they extreme right-wing people? Or... Were we seeing something that they just missed? I refuse to see. Or refuse to see because of top-down influence. I don't know what exactly it is.
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But I think it's an interesting conversation to have. You see, I think, left with me to start to wake up a little bit.
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Yeah, I think that now there I think when you're in a position of power, which they thought that they were, and it's easy to like be wrapped up in your little echo chamber. Yeah. Uh, you don't have to consider what people are feeling as much, or at least you think you don't. And then when you lose an election, there is self-reflection for the smart people. It's very easy.
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A lot of people have lost the election. It's no different than like not getting passed at a comedy club, right? Where it's just like, it's all their fault. It's nothing to do with me. And I think that you're seeing a lot of people in left wing media and smart people in left wing media that are starting to go, hey, there are things that we can change. You know, like Ezra Klein wrote that big book.
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I think Derek Thompson wrote this book, Abundance. And it's like criticisms of left wing policies and how potentially it got us here. And they were rebuked by a lot of left wing sources. And it's like, no, no, no. They're trying to call out the things that they believe will help their party. Yeah. Mm hmm. And even that criticism, there's like this rejection.
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But you're starting to see it, I don't know, I don't want to say like weaken, but you're starting to see people soften to this idea. And what's very interesting is I don't think at any point in time they're going to go, you know what, maybe we shouldn't have painted all those other people as this extreme line of thinking now that we have the exact same thoughts as them. There's no apology.
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There's no accountability. There's no nothing. So they have to deal, like Jake Tapper should deal with the criticism he's getting.
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And I think you have every right to be annoyed. But the competitive advantage in terms of understanding people that we might have is that we literally travel the country. Every single weekend, we go to liberal cities, conservative cities, neutral cities. We go every single weekend and we perform for these people. We talk to these people.
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So we start to get a good understanding of what people are frustrated by. That's different than like sitting in your Upper East Side office surrounded by a bunch of Ivy League kids who are just telling you that you're right. And then calling up some consulting firm who's just going to... be staffed by the exact Ivy League kids that aren't working for you.
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You're just talking to the same groups of people. So you're not actually talking to quote unquote real Americans. They're Americans too, of course, but you're not talking to a diverse group. And now that you're on board, it's interesting to see what happens. I actually think this is healthy.
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I think this is healthy because I think it like helps the party get a real understanding of who they potentially lost. And is it that you don't have a podcast or is it that you're not talking to people outside of your echo chamber?
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And when you are talking to people outside your echo chamber, it's usually some gotcha shit like this interview with Tim. It's like you exit your echo chamber and the goal is to prove that that person is part of this new mainstream media where everybody's trying to help each other and manipulate the country and its voters to go in a certain direction. No, it's not that.
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Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just easier to point the finger. You don't want to think that you did anything wrong. It's easier for California to be like, oh, but look at the podcast. That's what's causing this. Oh, maybe there's some policies there. Yeah. Maybe you've got some zoning laws that are making it very difficult to build housing.
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And because of that, you have this massive housing shortage. Maybe it's on you. Maybe it's on you and those zoning laws. And maybe that bureaucracy is making it difficult to build, whereas in other places it's not as difficult to build and therefore there's more housing issues. And you can take that on the chin.
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If it is her kid. Yeah, right? His kid. No. Well, if McCrone's wife is actually his dad. Yeah. And his dad is beating on him. That's abuse. That's CPS. We got to call CPS, man.
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You can go, hey, we should change this because our people need us to do it so they can live better lives. Instead of going, podcasters are bros in the atmosphere and they're sexists and bigots.
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They're throwing tens of millions of dollars. You had one. It was called the Joe Rogan experience. Yeah.
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do you need a liberal Joe Rogan or do you just need to come on podcasts?
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That you avoided. That's a great fucking point. That you were asked to come on. Great fucking point. It's not about having a liberal or conservative.
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It's about coming on places that are curious, that are not trying to like pit you as a specific thing or getcha or edit an interview to make you look bad so that the people that are consuming that network's content feel good about their political opinions. Yeah. Like, an honest conversation is what people—or a good faith conversation is what people are going to enjoy. And that happened. Yeah.
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And, like, I literally saw the media from the Pete interview. It was like— Pete goes on right wing pod and has great conversation and totally convinces them stuff. And then after the Bernie one happened, you started to see like the conversation go from like extreme right to just like Bernie has fantastic conversation on flagrant podcast, like even the way we're seen.
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It's like, well, yeah, maybe if you continue to do that. Now, if Kamala came on, people would know she sucks because she sucks. But that's on her. But that's on her.
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So funny. There's a guy who wrote an article that we're featured in. And he'll remain nameless. But, like, after the Pete interview...
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uh in the article you know you know we always say it's the greatest hang on the universe yeah i say it was because i think we get like the best side of people out it's not this rigid interview like we're having fun but we're still getting to learn stuff yeah and uh he was like he was like that's the best interview i've seen pete do i'm like oh thanks man and even though he kind of wrote an article shit in us right yeah
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And then Bernie comes out, he goes, dude, that's the best Bernie article ever seen. I'm like, are you not even able to realize that, like, we told you it's the best hang. You just saw two. Yeah. It's like.
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It's like you get to put something out there and then like you don't ever have to address it. Yeah, deal with consequences.
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Exactly. Exactly. That's a great point. I think that, you know, Americans are definitely opening up to that.
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You don't know how good your idea is until you're sitting there like Jordan Peterson didn't know how Christian he was until he's sitting with this atheist kid that cooked him, right? And now he got to sit with that. And he goes, okay, how can I better argue that?
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How can I maintain the privacy of my faith, not let someone pigeonhole me into this, if he is truly a Christian, without making it look like I'm a non-believer? You know, and he's going to have to, if he wants to, he's going to have to sit with that. I think the Democrats can do that. It seemed like Republicans were more willing to have those conversations and deal with that criticism.
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You have a very unique circumstance with your wife where you get to do whatever you want and she's just cool with it.
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I also think there's something about not being the party in power, where you get to point at what the party in power is doing wrong. Yeah, that's a lot easier. So they're on the defense because they're the ones in control. So if things are going bad and you're in control, you have to have a reason for that. And if you go on podcasts where they start going, hey, why is housing so expensive?
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You've got to explain that shit.
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run that shit back but he was one turn before now granted there were some other things that went on but still it was one turn before so you gotta have answers and you gotta show people that things are trending in the direction that they feel will make their lives better
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My wife is borderline abusing me. I had to say this weekend at one point, like, why are you talking to me like this in front of people?
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And then every week... We're going to be back on here. We're going to have to talk about it. If it's a big enough story, we're going to have to have a conversation about it.
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I also think... And I could be wrong here. That there might be a little bit of... Sometimes I get this from, like, the traditional media sources. There's, like, almost like a... They use, like, podcast as, like, a pejorative, almost. It's like, or podcast bro, or, like, there is this, like... We would just call it, like, hate for podcasting. Not actual hate. They don't, like, despise podcasting.
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But there is, like... They're, like, annoyed by it or perturbed by it. And I think there's a little part of me that's, like... I wonder if some of these traditional media figures lack the confidence to go out on their own. They don't know if people will watch or listen if they're just putting out their own show.
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They have more confidence being part of CNN or part of Fox or part of one of these big media establishments. But going out on your own is terrifying because you get to find out if people actually like you or are interested in you and are entertained by you or not. It's scary.
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Not only self-finance, you get to deal with the fact that people either like you or they like the logo. And there's a lot of people that aren't willing to take that risk. Do people like you or the logo? And when, because at the end of the day, a lot of these people are just doing podcasts. Like that girl's just doing a podcast. She doesn't need to do it. Let me get out.
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Like she doesn't need to do it with CNN. She could do it with anyone. Just why would you, why would you do it for CNN? Just do it by yourself and become like one of the biggest interview shows in the world. It's like, there's a whole podcast studio at WTF where you could hire and like take the risk.
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And I think that like, we've done it and taken the risk and put our money up, but also like put our egos up. It could not go well. We could find out that people are not interested. They just want the logo. There's people at the New York Times who we might not be interested in if they weren't part of the New York Times. They're fans of the New York Times, not necessarily fans of the people.
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They're fighters that we watch because they're part of the UFC, but we might not watch them if they went on by themselves. So the brand offers protection. And I think sometimes you feel this like scrutiny coming from those specific figures.
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And I think part of it deep down is this insecurity of like, I don't know if I could go out on my own and I'm upset that they thought that they could and it's working because you're making the same content. Only you got a daddy.
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I'm concerned about my friends losing respect for me. Okay? There's no recourse. There's nothing I can do. So can you not talk to me like this in front of them at least? Text me.
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I totally agree with you. And I think that like, and there's also a version where it's like, they want to be able to interview important people. But when you do this on your own, you got to start with the people that you have built relationships with. You know, like, I don't know if that girl could get an interview, Tim Dillon, if she isn't with CNN, if she's just that girl.
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You know, and, like, you have to go through, like we went through, a decade of building up to the point where you could sit down with a president, you could sit down with a senator, you know, you could sit down with a fucking Joe Rogan, you know, you could sit down with musicians, you could sit down with all these different people.
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And it takes years of your life, toiling in obscurity, like, trying to make ends meet to get there. And, um... So I think there's a little part of it where there's like a little resentment. Yeah. Could be. Maybe. Could be.
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that's that's a good point too it's like why the fuck do they i'm with this big institution i'm with the big brand i'm doing all these things why the fuck are people watching those four guys just making fun of each other's clothes on a podcast i did everything right i went to journalism school yeah i did the internships i met all the right people and yet this guy that has graduated as comedy is now able to talk to the president why can't i do that yeah yeah yeah that's probably infuriating yeah
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Comedy Central just had to put out a special and we'd have no YouTube specials. It's that simple. All they had to do was just put out one. Let me fail on your network. You know what I mean? You could have put out one and failed and then, okay, we got the answer from the people, but then the people decided a different way.
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Anyway, thank y'all so much. We love you. We appreciate you. We are so grateful that you've been watching and listening. Man, climbing those charts was pretty awesome. It was really, really awesome. And thank you guys so much for spreading the word and keeping the asshole army alive and thriving. And let's keep running it up, man.
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This is very, very exciting, man, to be in this shit for over a decade. And be making waves still is a massive, massive, massive achievement. So thank you guys so much. We appreciate you. And we'll see you on Patreon. Peace.
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Like an enforcer for a shitty hockey team.
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So you just start laughing when they do it. I just smile. Man, now I got to try that one. That would drive my wife crazy. She would grab the heaviest shit.
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The only thing I do is I have a wet dream loud in front of her. Once I notice I'm nutting, I just start going, Feels so good to come again.
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Man, it's been so long since I've had sex. It's crazy. It's crazy the amount of time. And she keeps inviting her family out. I'm like, what are you trying to make happen to me? What are you trying to make happen to me? I got a boner shit in the other day. I don't know what that means.
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He goes, I want to build a parking lot over there. He don't need to justify it to the transit authority why that will or won't affect traffic. He's just like, yeah, build the fucking parking lot. When you're not in power control, your arguments seem to be sharp. And I was saying this shit about Shapiro.
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I thought I did. Only going out. Honestly, maybe it's that. I'm so backed up. The second my prostate felt any pressure... I remember I had an everything bagel, two eggs, American cheese, and bacon extra crispy. I tried to take a shit and my dick slapped the front of the fucking toilet from the inside. What is that? That's a form of abuse to me. That's a form of abuse.
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Remember that person that kept their whole family in a basement in Cleveland so that they didn't have to experience Cleveland and we thought that he was a villain?
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Remember that?
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Anyway, do you guys have a good night?
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Look, I think I might have said this on a pod. I forget which one it was. But, like... he is a phenomenal performer yeah like and the only way that you can really learn how to be an amazing performer is by doing shitty shows for a decade or two and really learning how to connect and move a crowd yeah I think there's a lot of
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people who like maybe they come up in like the disney circuit or a pop song will go crazy and they never suffered through doing a shitty show in the back of a fucking barn like and i'm not trying to comedians horns here but like for most comedians it takes like a decade doing horrible shows around the country and you learn how to win in those environments and you see a guy like him
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who's done that for 20 fucking years and then he blows up and i watched him when we were in miami he's at carbone beach in miami now this is jelly roll is that probably what you would think is the least jelly roll-esque environment that he could be in right probably like yeah latinos crypto billionaire like just the most miami it's formula one weekend it's like you wouldn't think it's jelly
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Shapiro had great utility when conservatives were in power and they were getting bullied for their beliefs and they didn't have good arguments to back up their lifestyle choices and their belief system. Now that they're in power, they don't need Shapiro. And that's why Daily Wilder's struggling and the views are down and nobody really cares. He's no social utility.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Within 60 seconds of being on stage, the whole room. Yeah. Focused on him, ready to party, ready to have a good time. And it's just, when you say that he was just rocking, this is what happens when you put in the fucking work. And it's just, yeah, it's amazing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think Post got... He has the ear. Yeah. When you see people cross genres like that, some people can play music really well, but they don't know how to make a great song. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know if he plays instruments that well. He played the guitar. He played it well. I don't know if he's a Stevie Ray Vaughan or a Jimi Hendrix, but I think his ear is elite.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're talking about Kodak like this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
What's the Louis Vuitton guy? The LVMH guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No. Virgil. Or like the LVMA, Arnaud, whatever. It's just like... Bernard Arnaud, yeah. It's taste.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Yeah, you're a psycho. And this is in the lobby of the hotel. That's in the entrance of the house. We're not seeing what's actually happening behind closed doors. You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm not going to say who, because we're not worth it, but we all know that at my wedding, the guy gave a speech, leveled the room, so funny, so charming, and then behind closed doors, it's just like, this is a monster. It's a whole different human being.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's funny you think we're that close. LAUGHTER
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right, guys, you also got to buy tickets. First of all, Columbus, Ohio, two shows have already sold out. The only two shows that have some tickets left are March 28th. Hurry up and buy those. Then I'm in Tampa from April 10th to the 13th. We got eight shows, but most of the tickets are already gone. I think there's like five left at every show except April 13th.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So buy tickets to that April 17th through 20th. It's my favorite weekend of the year. Uh, no disrespect to any other city, but comedy works. Denver is probably the best comedy club in the country. Shouts to Wendy. Um, but I'm going to be there 17th, 18th and 19th and then on four 20, as always, we're doing a high show gummies, maybe shrooms, who knows all those dates and more at Akash Singh.com.
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Also, man, there's some fucked up things going on with standup in India. So yeah, Just if you are, if you look like me, make some noise about it. If you don't live in India because they'll actually listen to us. If you're white, make some noise about it because India is dying for white people's approval. So just see what's going on and shouts to the Habitat Comedy Club. Love you guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Love you, Balraj. Let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Hey, Maine, suck his dick, Maine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, 56% of people get divorced. It can't be 56% warfare. No, it's actually, thankfully, a really small percent. Yeah, that's right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Your parents got eight kids. That could have told you they were doing some wild shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
You are pro-marriage, you're just anti-marriage without a prenup. People want to do dumb sh**.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Being hot is both genders seems unfair. It really does. And by the way, could do great home renovations.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I've done a little work here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
We do research on this podcast. We don't fuck around. That's really wild. Now that you launched that one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm Alex Hoddle. I'm climbing the side of the cliff. No ropes. Come on, ropes. Wow. I honestly do feel like if we get divorced, you take half the shit. Do I think I can't make more money? Like, go away. I'm paying you to go away. Here's half my shit. Shut up. I'm going to go make more money, and then we're done. Would it be even cooler, though, to keep all that fucking money?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew's whole goal is to have her make more money than me anyway. Who cares?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's terrible. He's got broke boy mentality. He's like a child. He's like a big child.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Go. I would do that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I have and I've lost quite a few bitcoins. It is crazy. It is what it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, actual question, yours, mine, and ours. How does that go once you're married? Everything is just going to go ours, right? You're going to buy the house, it's going to be our name. You're going to buy the cars, it's going to be our name.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I hear about these guys who don't pay child support. You see that anecdotally, whatever. But then the saying I always hear is, well, courts are not in the collections business. So how do some guys seemingly not really pay, kind of be unfair, and then some guys, well-intentioned, end up in jail?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And now it is one of the factors.
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Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Most of them, yeah, watch guys who will probably never make it to the NBA. Never make it to the NBA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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John's is the only one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, I heard about that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. My bracket's all busted. No sport has had as much done for it by March Madness with brackets. Like, it's saved. This is the only reason anybody gives a fuck, because their office is going to give you free lunch if you win. And that's why you can't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Because there's no good state school like at athletics in New York. But if you go to Ole Miss from New York, you should still like Ole Miss.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And ironically, NYU is a bunch of kids who wanted to get an Ivy's and couldn't. So they're at NYU.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They're at NYU.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
They just wanted to get away. They're just like, how did we get this far? Why go to an even colder place? You did it well. Go to Santa Barbara. The polar opposite weather-wise. Michigan, let's go to a shittier weather state.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Thank you.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Where you go see a bunch of vendors or something? Yes. My wife did that. Okay, so she made you go? She made you go?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Yeah, my wife was definitely like, why are you having him on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your wives have never met me and all hate me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
You are pro-marriage. You're just anti-marriage without a prenup.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
I'm an Indian kid who's a stand up comic. Yeah, there you go. I'm new to dumb shit. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
It's dumb shit. It is. It is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How much?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, it is high risk, high reward. And I think anybody who believes differently, it's crazy. It is high risk, high reward. I just think if you play and you do... And one thing, you brought up a car analogy. One thing I laugh at is people who are like, you know, you get a car, you get an oil change every 3,000 miles, you get your transmission, you get all the constant maintenance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Marriage, people are like, no, you don't need to go to counseling. You do it one time, maybe you're done forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right, guys, I have a question for you. What do a mechanic and auto shop owner in Georgia, a taco restaurant operator in Arizona, and a lifesaving medical innovator in Tennessee have in common? They are all small business owners thriving on TikTok. In the U.S. alone, over 7.5 million businesses, and I'm talking everything from family-owned shops to
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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of entrepreneurs who own tons of shit and are simply looking to get more rich. They're all using TikTok. It's how you compete. It's how you grow. 74% of businesses on TikTok say it's allowed them to scale operations, increase sales, and expand into new locations. And you know what that means? That means US jobs.
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There are over 7.5 million US businesses on TikTok employing more than 28 million people, and that number keeps growing. Small businesses thrive on TikTok, so if you've got a small business, you can learn more about TikTok's contribution to the economy at tiktokeconomicimpact.com. My wife is on TikTok now, and Andrew's entire goal is to make her make more money than me and make my life miserable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
TikTok, that's a platform that will ruin my marriage, but I'm okay with it because if she leaves me, I'm coming after her money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Relationships Die & Which Ethnicity is WORST in Divorce | The Divorce Expert
Thank you.
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100.
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100.
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Just because he has good taste.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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10.30?
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Were you kind of satisfied when you saw it go against him in court? And does that happen or like you're in court, you realize this person sucks and it's under the doctrine of fuck around and find out. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So those cases where you're in court and you realize, oh, I'm I'm representing the villain. Yeah. Does that shift your like without you? You can't help it. It just like affects the way you not at all. Not at all. Because, yeah, I'm wondering.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly. Sometimes you see a person and you can see in smaller examples, but that's such a crystal clear example of like, oh, everything you say is bullshit. This is you. This is you. And everything she says, I'm going to believe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Damn, he cheated on them and went to another network.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Did you see this one? I didn't say this. I would never say this, but people did say that this girl looked like Jeff Van Gundy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Shit. I didn't say that. I would never. I'm just reporting with the internet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I mean, I always kind of did. I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Dude, I'll hit her with a psalm every now and again. What psalm? There's some slutty psalms. Do you know those? And I turned you into dust.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's crazy, bro. It's like listening to music.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
like guys will play miguel and bang their girl it's like yeah you're like he already justified this shit that's fucked up that is fucked up you gotta be thinking bro wait a minute hold on wait a minute that is a good point yo listen to music just let another guy dirty talk your girl and you're paying stream money to it for it what about you're being a cuck basically what about girls you're gonna fuck to a girl singing do a whack or whatever that's insane hold on no one's ever had sex to a girl singing that's never happened
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think. Name one song by a woman that you would have sex with. Adina Howard. What's that one?
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I agree. I never liked the music. It always seemed too contrived. It always felt like, oh yeah, what have we done?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nah, she's got fucking railroaded, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
that is that is anti-indian racism that's what it is what that like this girl got a day with an indian guy they're like yeah i'll see this like everyone will believe that everybody's just yeah that's that's anti-indian racism we gotta stop that we gotta stop believing it you're saying yeah son i saw a tiktok where they sell in uh in bangladesh they sell tickets on top of the train
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'll watch your fucking I'm shooting blanks comedy special as much as I fucking want to. I'll watch it twice. As a matter of fact, where's it playing? I don't want to tell you. Where the fuck is it playing? Netflix.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, I can't find a ticket, but I mean, they got this shit, bro. That's fire. God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, they know something I don't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait till you get there. And the English think they invented the double-decker bus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The audacity, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Hey, everybody, everybody, listen. Andrew Schultz has a comedy special about how his balls are full of oatmeal, and we're all going to watch it, okay? Thanks. Thank you. You are so Boston. It's amazing. I'm watching it now. I wasn't going to watch it. Now I am going to watch it. Okay. When's it coming out?
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Schultzy. Schultzy, Schultzy, Schultzy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Me and Miles were just watching a video of Celine Dion getting upstaged by a singer. And when they did the run-through, the rehearsal, he was kind of phoning it in. And then they got on TV in Sweden and he fucking crushed. And you just see her face just go like, what the fuck? Who the fuck is this guy? She gets pissed. You have a little... Hold on, let me pull this up. See, now he's doing too much.
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I mean, kind of fire, dude. Yeah. If you're that guy, apparently he's like a super famous Swedish singer. So this was the moment. And she was like, oh, I'm going to do him a little favor. I'm going to go on his little show and help him out. Yeah. And then he busts that out. I love watching those videos.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Can you share what the Mad Damon cutaway was going to be?
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Tell me when it's coming out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It was going to cut away to a bunch of his films.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Tell me when the fuck it's coming out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I better not tell a single person?
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Bro, you got to love Damien. That's how you stay in. Even like the boss in him that kind of comes out here a little bit. He's like, I'm not going to kiss you back. You can kiss me, but I'm not going to go out.
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You don't tell me what I get to tell people. Don't put my business on the streets, Matt. What world do you live in, man? We're in a diner in Chelsea. Matt? I will tell whoever I want to tell whenever I want to tell.
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You ever talk about that? No. I was talking to little Pete, and he's got a big old foot fetish. Shout out little Pete. The ledge, little Pete. He's got a big foot fetish.
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I was like, how can you tell if a foot's good? He's like, oh, if the middle toe is longer, it's terrible. Yeah. Second toe, but yeah. Okay, all right.
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the second toe shouldn't be long yeah yeah the second toe and i was like oh shit so he's got the same brain as y'all yeah and he's like but the thing i like more than feet armpits okay and i was like all right what do you like about him and he started showing me the armpits he likes okay all right yeah i've never thought of this but i'm open to it i'm open this is why the birth rates are going down bro
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Why? Because this is shit I care about, feet and outfits. I don't know. This might be your guy's new thing. All right, let's just see. I don't know what this is. This is NSFW?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to go top. Let's go by this year, just like the hits of this year. Tell me, does this do anything for you?
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All right. What does he say he likes about it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, watch this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
He says every time he's with a girl, the first thing he does, he licks their armpits.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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First thing. That's not the first thing. Check the feet. If the feet are good, armpit licking.
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Hey, everybody. This dumbass right here has a special about his low sperm count, and it's on Netflix! Wait, what's the date? I forgot. Just remembered it, dipshit. March 4th. March 4th on Netflix. Bum-bum! You feel better? Mm-hmm. You feel you got it all out? That was a good promo. Yeah, that was pretty good. Is that the same baby from American Sniper?
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Oh, wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Hey, cute baby. I didn't get the Amber Alert. Hey, Matt. How are you? Hey, Matt. How are you? It's always good to see you. Good to see you too, man.
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Yeah, it's fucking disgusting.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. You squat? I got a hairy ass. You squat? How do you get in? You get the squat? No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, that's... It doesn't cut you. It doesn't cut you. You gotta go spread evil. That seems too much.
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You got to spread a cheek, make sure it's clean. Bro, I don't even shave nothing, bro. That shit is whack. That shit is whack. You came in today shaved. Look at you. No, this one isn't. You can tell your wife is holding it.
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I did look like Survivor in my own apartment. I looked like I was on Castaway or some shit. She's like, yo, you gotta wash your hands. You can tell she's home. That is funny. Did she tell you you had to clean?
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nah nah but it was I mean it's so bad because I thought I cleaned the apartment good and then I had I had the lady that came by she comes by like once a month to tidy up and she came by and cleaned it she spent like three hours snitching on me the whole time texted my wife like oh yeah like what do you want me to do with like the crumbs on the bed I was like you don't have to bring that up that's what I said oh she's crying after that she was like you can't be snitching on me do you want me to wash the sheets with all the clothes on it I was like hey you don't need to bring any of this up this is just between us yeah
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But then also, remember when I had the stomach flu? She speaks English? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
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You would think, right? You would think. And remember when I had the stomach flu? I accidentally threw up in the toilet and then some of it splashed on the wall and I didn't notice. My girl caught it immediately. She goes, Mark, what is this? Of course she did. It's fucking vomit on the wall. I didn't know.
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It was one tiny dot in the corner. She was like, what is this? This is disgusting.
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It was like Teletubbies. Yeah. Is your cleaning lady worried about getting sent back? I don't think so. I think she's a citizen. I mean, I didn't check documentation. I'm not, like, that kind of guy. Yeah. Like, when she came in, I wasn't like, yeah, we need papers. Yeah, none of us do. But I'm a little concerned about mine. I inquired.
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That's a decent point. Okay, yeah. Maybe they see that and they're like, oh, I'm good. Because we're going to take care of it. Yeah, because you can just call a Trumpito and just be like, yo, but this one, we got to get him off the bus. I would make the call. Right? Not for yours. Not for your fucking snitch.
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She just went back to playing it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
oh god did I become like that guy I've done that before as you get richer you stop relating to minorities it's just like a thing that happens I relate to you do you I did that one time we had a bunch of moving guys from China and they didn't really speak much English but like fully Chinese and I was like yo I'll play some music I ship them back yeah that's crazy they might have been spies I don't know I've seen Jewish moving guys how far down the fucking ladder do you have to be
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But no, these Chinese guys came in. I was like, yo, what do you want me to play? Is there any music you guys really like? And they're like, no, it's whatever. So I was like playing like a Chinese techno song or whatever. It was like an Asian techno song. Oh, God, dude. I was like trying to help them feel comfy. And then by the end, I was like, where are you guys from, by the way?
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And they're like, oh, we're Kazakh. I was like, oh. Yeah, wrong Asian. My bad.
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Oh, wow.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, this is hilarious. In the 1930s, thousands of Koreans in the Soviet Union were deported to Central Asia, supposedly to prevent further Japanese espionage.
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Also, if they're Japanese and said they're Korean, you're going to be like, okay. But also, they send them to a country, but they already have a country. Like they could have sent them back to Korea. No, you're going to Kazakhstan. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Some of those deportation things are wild. My buddy Christophe, you know Christophe.
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He had a funny joke where he's like, you think on the deportation flights when they send Mexican immigrants back to Mexico, the pilot still does an announcement?
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like he just gets on he gets on my he's like hey guys uh it's gonna be a kind of a bumpy flight going to mexico city better luck next time and just like drops them off like do they do the safety thing like it's just such a funny idea like you got to get deported and you also have a middle middle seat you're like fuck dude i mean do we pay for the flight how does that work i think so yeah yeah and we just put them on like spirit air and we just sent them down there i think yeah
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And some people get first class. The safest airline right now. Yeah, true. That's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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apparently there's been less crashes this year than any other year in recent history it's just the uh it's just in the news yeah but there's a term for that it's a train derailment what is that remember when in east palestine there was a train derailment and then the next like four months it was like another train crash this train got vandalized the robbery on a train yeah and there's just all these train stories it's like yeah train stories are hot right now because this big one so let's just fill it up with trains i don't believe this it was
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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In the Toronto one, no one died, so you can make fun of it. Female pilot also, though. Yeah. But it was also a crosswind, right? So they say. But what happened?
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You saw the video of all of them getting off the plane and the flight attendant grabbed the ass?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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what you didn't see this hold on let me pull this up this is hilarious hold on you didn't see no oh this is fire hold on let me let me look this up hang on grabbed whose ass the the people coming off the plane so people are like filing off they're like everyone get off leave your stuff leave your stuff the flight attendant is like just palms i think it was a girl but still just like palm that thing dude i still i was just gonna switch to delta do i still do this no delta's fine i got no status with these guys you gotta go start all over no you gotta go down and you'll be there you fly every single weekend you'll be there faster than anybody it's yeah
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Oh. Oh, no, she's deep. No, she got in the hole. That was full on, right? She waxed before that and everything. Like, she got fully caked up. Oh. Oh, no, that's crazy. Oh, with the double tap. Unnecessary. IEDs readjusted. Yeah, IEDs completely readjusted. Anyway. I mean, that's crazy. You get off the plane, your girl's in front of you just getting grabbed up.
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I'm good. You didn't help us put our bags up when we boarded. Now you're grabbing ass on the way out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, it was an hour. It was an hour. How did you get into character for that role?
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Hold on. You're not doing that shit. I'm going to drop it right now and just see. There's no context. I'm going to ask him. Wait, how are you framing it? I'm going to say, hey, can you send me just a five-bullet point message of what we accomplished this last week? Are we all doing this?
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Yeah, they're also going to use AI to analyze it, I think, which that might be easy to trick. What does that mean? I think they're getting all these federal emails from thousands and thousands of people.
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So they're going to have AI parse what people did and the top-performing people and the lower-performing people. Yeah. And so that seems gamifiable to me.
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He went lefty. I mean, he really put himself out there. Do you know how hard it is for Dub to do a scene where he doesn't eat food? That's really difficult.
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Yeah. But I think Elon's perspective and he reposted this thing from Milton Friedman, which is basically they just go through every department and he just says, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it. I think Milton Friedman had three that he wanted to keep. It was like justice. I forget. There was like two others. I remember everything else. Got to go to cut all of them.
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So why are you even emailing if you know what you got to cut? Well, I think that's what he's trying to do. He's trying to use that as proof to be like, yeah, Aldi's got to go.
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Oh, nice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What are you, stand up there and grow a mustache?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, you need that promo with Tory Lanez, bro. Freestyle from prison?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I talked to an FBI guy recently, and I was asking about, like, Cash Mattel and, like, shutting down the Hoover Building, all this stuff. He's like, you shouldn't shut it down. But he's like, there is so much bureaucracy and bloat within the FBI that you just have, like, people that have been there for 20 years that haven't done a case in, like, three decades.
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Or, like, they've been there for their whole life, haven't done a case in three decades, and they don't know what's going on, and they get more risk averse over time.
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so like he's like when i started i was getting assigned on all these jobs we were getting all these different cartels we were getting all these different organized crime things and now i'm trying to get assigned to stuff and they're like ah it's too risky don't do it and he's like but my job is to go in and infiltrate and get these gangs so like what is my purpose and like slowly he was getting pulled back and put on more easier jobs like busting buys and like little crack things and he was like this is a waste of time yeah so they're getting more risk averse they're getting more comfortable in their positions and he's like yeah you do need to get rid of a lot of people
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Bro, the way these other countries do this shit is so wild. I was reading this story. I was talking to this FBI guy, and he was telling me this thing that he infiltrated that they had. There's a guy that's one of the top neo-Nazis on Twitter, and he has a bunch of Twitter accounts, and he's just putting all this racist bullshit. What's his name? Rinaldo Nazario.
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He's putting all this, like, super racist shit. He just runs, like, hate pages. He's like, the Jews do this. Black people do this. Da-da-da. Look at this crime. We got to make America white. He's like a white supremacist. He lives in St. Petersburg. Wow. Russia or Florida? In Russia. Yeah, that's important. And, yeah, he's in Russia.
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Apparently, he's, like, a teacher that teaches English but is getting paid. Like, apparently, someone, like, audited his bank account and, like, hacked into his thing. He's getting paid, like, millions of dollars to be, like, an English teacher, allegedly. Right. And it's pumping all this neo-Nazi shit, creating neo-Nazis in America, aggregating all these like incel kids.
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And then basically from St. Petersburg in Russia is like convincing them to do domestic terrorism. And like they're literally putting in spies, like domestic terrorists, infiltrating, getting them riled up, somehow getting the money in some cases, aggregating all of them, getting them like training techniques, sending them like field manuals from the Marines and shit.
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And basically like promoting them to do acts of terrorism.
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Crazy. And then they're setting up like, yo, we're going to shoot up this thing. We're going to try to free this guy from prison. We're going to go kill this family because they're communists. And they're literally plotting all the shit, buying all the equipment. And this FBI guy infiltrated them to take them out.
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wow yeah this is the kind of information that we need out there so the people don't succumb to it because you get those views you know your tweets are popping you think you're lit yeah you think you found out yeah this is literally from the bbc this article this guy nazar is running a militant group from russia wow wow and how this is just one guy like i don't even know how many other guys there are that are doing this kind of stuff i'm sure we're doing the same shit
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird thing because I'm not anti-free speech. I think we should have free speech, but also people need to know how free speech can be used against them.
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Yeah. Yeah. You might see something and it's like some racist guy on Twitter posting funny memes. You're like, oh yeah, this is kind of cool. But you get in with them and then you start messaging them and then they're like, oh yeah, come join our Telegram or whatever. And then you get on a Zoom call with them. Then you get vetted by this guy in Russia.
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He does a one-on-one call with you to see if you're good. Sends you an address to go to. You meet with the guys over there.
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Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. Bro, are you a Jew lover, dude? Dude, ever since you went to Hollywood, bro.
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Grow your beard out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, white supremacy is lame, dude. Racism, that makes more sense. Racism is kind of fire. Racism makes more... Because that's easier to get on board with. You'd be like, hey, those people smell. You'd be like, all right, cool. Yeah, I'm with that. Talking about you? No, I'm just saying. It's whoever you want it to be. You put anyone in there. That's a choose-your-own-adventure.
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See how I got defensive?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You're the star of it? Yeah, sure. I think we can work around our schedule. So you asked him the way that you actually did it in the sketch. Pretty much. Where you were like, yeah, you won't do this. You probably don't have what it takes to do this role.
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There you go. It's also worth noting, like, even the guy I was talking to, he's like, the neo-Nazi shit, he's like, there's maybe like a couple thousand. It's like, it's not like this rampant thing. Not all Republicans are neo-Nazis. Like, not all of them. No, of course not.
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But a lot of these neo-Nazis hate Trump. Like they hate Republicans. They hate America because America is like funding. Trump or Kamala. That's what's interesting. So this guy was saying that a lot of them voted for Hillary. They voted for Kamala because they're accelerationists. They're like, if we vote for Hillary, the whole country will get destroyed. The border will be open.
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Police will be defunded. And then that'll lead us to our ultimate D-Day, which is when white people control the world.
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Oh.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think that is the biggest thing most people feel is they're like, all right, we're changing the Gulf of Mexico. We're cutting all these things. All right. But like things are still expensive. I think that's how most people feel. It's like, my day-to-day has not improved. It's like, we're doing all this stuff, that's cool, but like... I'm wondering if they're having buyer's remorse yet.
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The way that they're doing it, we have to see. Like, is that bad? My feeling in general is just like, let's just see what happens. No, I agree. I think we're all there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, which I can understand the counterpoint. I'm sure there's people at the end of the Weimar Republic that was like, yeah, let's just let's just see. Let's just see what's going on. And then by the time you see that's bad, it's too late. Weimar Republic is what the like the end of right before Hitler takes over. Yeah. So like I can see people being like, oh, yeah, let's just wait and see.
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And then after you see like all this shit is fucked up, it's too late. So I also understand the concern. Some of the fear.
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Yeah. Well, I will say, I feel like some of his best roles, he is like a villain. And that's when he's funny. Yeah, he's like a bad guy.
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So my feeling is like where I see the difference when people are like, oh, like Julius Caesar, Hitler, da, da, da. I'm like my hope is that the checks and balances within the U.S. government will be strong enough that if – something goes too far, like Trump's like, yo, I'm dictator for life, that the checks will stop that.
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And I think that's the difference between where we are now and where we have been historically. And so that's my hope. And that's why I'm kind of a little more comfortable being like, yeah, let's just kind of see what happens.
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. Appreciate that. Well, you should have come to me for that. Come to you for what? Well, I know everything there is about being born, right? You can use that in your skit if you want.
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You're rooting for him. Also, I didn't get the American Sniper thing. Yeah, I still didn't get it.
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So in American Sniper, they have this really dramatic scene where the main dude is like with his child, like arguing with his wife. Bradley Cooler, right? And it becomes, it became a whole thing apparently. I didn't know this.
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So you got to hope that the first shit you do just like slaps.
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With Vivek.
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Kim Kardashian has done that. All right. I wouldn't have him take your job. I think F.A. Center. I think I made the pod worse. Here he is. This shit will get views, though.
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And he's just like chatting with her. Oh, okay.
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Now, people did post the full video where he's like, come on, little buddy. Let's go. And he's like, woohoo. And then he goes downstairs and he keeps on saying bye. His little homie's going slow. He doesn't realize he's got shorter legs. And he's like, oh, come on, little buddy.
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Look at the hand.
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I think it's going to be so hard to tell. I literally think it's going to be like a Rorschach. Let's say prices come down for everything. That inkblot shit where you see what you feel already? I wonder if people on the left will see all the media. They cut this thing, and there's a teacher that died, and then the homeless thing got worse.
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He's trying to make the hand movement shit. It does look exactly like your fake baby.
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And even if the price of things are coming down, they'll be like, yeah, this country's going to shit. And then people on the right, let's say prices don't move at all, but then they're seeing all these headlines that are like, everything's great, we're saving all this money, the budget's at a surplus.
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I think media will just manipulate people's minds, but they'll just say whatever the thing they're feeding is. And I think it'll be dependent on whatever they're concerned with.
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Yeah. I think it's called you're trying to slow the liquidity of money through monetary policy.
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They got nukes.
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His dad. Cuba. So he's got the nukes shipped in. So you guys keep an eye on it. 51st state.
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Oligopoly or whatever it's called. Which is technically illegal, but it's going on.
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Yeah. And then you can imagine some driver that's been out of the workforce for four years, five years, immigrant, doesn't have work experience or whatever. Like, where else is he gonna go? Where else? So you're like, yeah, I'll just eat it.
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No, but he's grabbing shit. He all of a sudden, food became interesting to him recently. We didn't know this. So we just like sat down to eat and then just immediately cuffed his fly and everywhere. Fucking shit up. On the ground. I think blueberries are like the size of a nipple.
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And then the people with no empathy rise to the top. Yeah.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You know what I mean? All these corporate CEOs are just cutthroat. They're like, yeah, I'm good. I'm fine. I can sleep at night.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But if you create the job where they don't have to have an identity, it's like an assembly line and people just come in and you're like, all right, you don't like it? Yep. See you later. If you make them easily replaceable.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
i'm taking 30 minutes how are you getting hurt at the amazon factory the warehouse oh the warehouse yeah yeah putting the thing in the box yeah lifting boxes probably doing all this machinery going everywhere there's fucking forklifts and yeah you're gonna get hurt yeah that shit sucks but corporations are fire though you know what i mean they really do make some great shit fire bro order something comes the next day oh
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think he did that with the Model T assembly line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
This is a child having conversation. You're like, yeah, blueberries are the size and color of a nipple. You're like, whoa, hold on. You got the dark Emma?
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But I guess that was a time where like the cost of goods and wage was more similar. And then now it's like changed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
This is something you'll realize. They do get darker.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So it's just one of the downsides of unfettered capitalism. You just need some type of legislation to protect it so that it can still grow, but then to not... You don't want to over-legislate it, but also you need to keep some guardrails to stop monopolies.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Rockefeller beat the whole game.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
literally he would just like create a standard oil got so big and then we'll just go into towns with other oil companies and be like so you can either sell to us for 50% of what you're worth or we'll just take over your area when we open up a standard oil right here because we have so much funding and we have such a great assembly line that we'll just take you over so what do you want to do and then he just like steamrolled everyone and literally broke capitalism and then we're like alright we gotta put yeah then we broke up standard oil in 1910 or whatever and then we're like alright we can't just let this rule the world
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I mean, yes and no. He was just like, these are the rules of the game. And he was, like, a super strict business guy. Like, he counted every penny in his personal bank account. Like, in his journals, he would have, like, a ledger of, like, every single dollar that was going in and out. So, like, on the one hand, he was ruthless.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But on the other hand, he was, like, super philanthropic, opened all these, like, HBCUs. Like, Spelman College, like a famous HBCU, was named after his wife, Steady Spelman.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And so he, like, opened up all these, like, black universities. He's like, yeah, we got to, like, give black people. Was it white-black? No, she was white lady. Hilarious. Yeah. And he was like, we got to support like black people in America and like give people opportunity. So like, I think he kind of justified it through like philanthropic stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Wait, we got all these workers that don't know how to fucking mine oil. Let's fucking do an oil mining class. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, I do think he was also religious. Because I think he was like, dude, God gave me this. Like, this is ordained by God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
In a way, yes, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So what was the issue? Like, are you, like, limp?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Well, all right. Is that true?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But yeah, you'll come to find this out. It helps the baby find the areola when it's darker. That's what they say, so they don't got to yank them shits out of their titties anymore.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Like that starfish story you ever heard of that? No, what's that? My dad told me this when I was a kid. It was like all these starfish roll up on the shore after a big storm. Some kid's throwing them back in the ocean. And some guy comes up. He's like, dude, there's thousands of starfish. What are you doing? It doesn't make a difference. And he takes a starfish, throws it in the water.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm not going to feed all the African kids. You know what I mean? Let's just feed some Africans here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. Take an Uber driver. Be like, yo, just go through the fucking drive-thru. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Yeah. Fucking ring it up. Yeah. Feed some of Elon's African kids. Yeah, exactly, dude. Yeah, there's something... Are we getting commie-pilled right now? Dude, we gotta stop this. Wait, are we commies? Yeah, I'm not gonna stand for this commie talk, alright?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm reading one book on hypnosis. This is weird. It's not weird, first off. I just want to learn the secrets.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Okay, one slight reason, okay, is I'm genuinely curious if hypnosis is real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So like, do you believe in hypnosis?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. Do you think that people can be put into a subconscious state where their mind is now controlled by another person? Some people. Blacks. Okay, wait, why is it blacks? It's not black.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm going to hypnotize Al. I'm going to come back one of these days. I'm going to hypnotize him. Maybe on Patreon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, absolutely.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Would you mind pulling your dick out? Yeah. No, no, no. You guys should join us on Patreon, okay? It's only like $2 a month or something. Yeah. That's what it is. Is that hypnosis? That's just lying to me. Yeah, I think it's lying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Is that what hypnosis is? Exactly, yeah. It's basically it. Yeah, but you can see us on Patreon where I'm going to hypnotize Al. I'll see you guys there. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, Al's hypnotized that he's 5'11".
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think, I think it's say like 67. Five, seven.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Like I said. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You can hold it. I'll hold it at the bottom. Okay. All right, here we go. Ready?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
There's Baldoni vibes. He's like, I don't want to overestimate. It's a humility.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
She was on the pill. Not anymore, you know what I'm saying? Or has she rearranged it, you know what I mean? I mean, Steve Smith Jr. That's what she said in the text.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's dangerous. That's bad for feminine health. You can't rearrange. That's a man's wife, bro. Also that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What's up, guys? World's fastest ad read ever. Baltimore, Belmore, New York, Rochester, New York, Portland, Maine. I'm coming to all these places.
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It's not full.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Plenty of hydration. I'll be in Baltimore. March 1st, I'll be in Belmore, New York on Long Island. March 26th, I'll be in Rochester, New York. April 27th, I'll be in Portland, Maine with my friend Joey Avery. I can't wait to see you guys there. Come and hang out and have a platonic time. Suck his dick. Have a friendship with me. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Did you just clip-montage me? Yeah. You clip-montaged me. You asked me to shoot... You want to battle with me? You want to clip-montage battle with me? Four decades in the movie business. You want to play this game with me? No, you just said you wanted no one to... Why don't you get a load of this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'm okay with that. That's a good point. They were bullies, dude. You really fell in love with that guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
chick flights of space i promise you after the reaction to this there'll be no more chick flights of space i promise you he's it will not happen again and the next one that happens it will have like a real purpose that's a fight when they get home when she gets home he's gonna be like you see how much shit i had to deal with stupid fucking girls also guys tour dates may 9th and 10th virginia beach june 19th and through 21st i'm gonna be in salt lake city at wise guys all those dates and plenty more on akash singh.com now let's get back to the show
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
um but yeah in season one if you remember the guys the really rich kids like stabs the guy and then he's just in the airport 20 minutes later or whatever no questioning no nothing and i think that's kind of andrew's point is like i think the point of that show is the ultra wealthy one guy has his wife killed nothing seems to happen they just kind of get away with it but there is social mobility because belinda joins the club the second she joins the club what happens to her
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Several cities to suck his dick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
If I go to India, I want a five-star hotel. It's $200, $300 a night.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And I do think one thing that again, I don't like the way it's executed. I don't agree with a lot of things are happening in this administration. But I do like that it kind of shone a light on something that didn't seem like it was getting talked about by either party, which is there is a lot of decay happening, which I do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
That's one thing I really I have a lot of hope for you is that you live there. You reside over it. You've. You've experienced it and you speak to it. And I sometimes wonder if you get frustrated. I mean, you can find a more diplomatic way of saying it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
But have you been frustrated at all with the the way that it's worded amongst the Democratic Party, where it seems like it's a lot more identity politics, which matters, but not to me, it's not as present as I don't know, some people are pressing as people who can't afford to feed their families and are losing jobs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And I thought that was a genius choice is you're worried about her well-being and then she gets the $5 million and you're so happy, but then she also just kind of becomes gross right after. Yeah. You know what I mean? I thought that was a really good way to put it. Money corrupts, baby. Money corrupts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I tease, I tease, I tease. See what you did there. But yes, we should absolutely pay for it. Sorry. Continue, continue. I had another question based on...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So we're going to need a department to make sure the government is efficient. I think that's like really— I think that's where you're going, and it's great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
That's Chinese bots. That's people from Jersey trying to drain our money. The 456 is the most crowded train. It's very crowded. So if you're on it, you're like, yo, if there's something to eat... congestion relief, that'd be nice. There's safety.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'll take all your upgrades. You're better than me, bro. If you're not using global services, I'm not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
No. OK, here's the actual question that I hear a lot of what you're saying is tax the rich. They need to pay their taxes. I remember moving from Texas to California, Texas. I started paying taxes and it was like I remember I was working at Verizon Wireless and doing a horrible job selling cell phones and my commission would get taxed like 40 percent. And I was like, OK, fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
But then I'm driving. The roads suck. The schools, from what I heard, sucked. New York, same thing. Very high taxes. There's no Second Avenue subway. Schools are horrible. If you have any kind of money, it seems like you're sending your kids to private schools or you live in such a rich neighborhood that the public school is basically a private school. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
The tax money seems like it gets wasted and doesn't get used wisely. So I have an aversion to, oh, they should pay their taxes, because my reaction is, I've seen what happens when people pay taxes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
My trust is very low. Especially with California.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'll spend 75%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
You're basically saying if you pay, have faith that it will get fixed. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I actually like him calling attention to...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
We haven't built it yet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I remember reading about this in 2008 on the subway. They had ads. Coming in 2015, Second Avenue subway. Right. So that's my point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah. Absolutely.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
You have to incentivize the best and brightest to do the most important jobs. And again, ideally reward the ones who are best. But you can't trade stock to make up for the difference, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
That is just not true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Um, so how many are getting, are there dead people? That's cause this seemed to me fact. Well, first of all, like Biden can get it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
There is no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
They know us better than we know ourselves.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Courageous entrepreneurship, all of that, but not really giving back at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Guys, let's take a break real quick. So we talked about the NBA playoffs. Pete, this is not his bag. You know what I mean? Even though the men are in shorts. You're a fan, finally. Oh, yeah. It's the time of year. That's great. Knicks have played two playoff games. You've watched both of them, I assume. I mean, you know. There you go. This guy's missed 50% of the Knicks' playoff games.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Didn't go to a single regular season game. Didn't watch Game 2.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I didn't watch Game 2 either.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
It is the least important in a seven-game series.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah, I might need to. I might need to. Game five, Tuesday. We're going. You know what I mean? As long as Schultz didn't get on Celebrity Road. Yeah, we should go and then just heckle the fuck out of him. We should get as close as we can to Celebrity Road and just heckle the fuck out of Schultz. Now we're talking. Not too cheap. Last minute, you can get some tickets for cheap. Let's do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
We're going to watch game three. So who do we got? Nick? Nick, 100%. Even though he's in Detroit? Yeah. I'm not that worried about Detroit. What about Lakers-T-Wolves? I think the Lakers get game two. That's happening, though, before this comes out. I think that's tonight. And I think game three will go Lakers as well, I think. Okay, so Lakers taking care of that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I just trust Luka, but that's because I'm biased.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
If you guys want to give me back my Bitcoin, that'd be great. Those of you who stole it from me, I'd appreciate that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
You said one thing that's important for the Democrats is to it's where they go and not just kind of staying in the echo chamber. So you're coming on this podcast, which, again, I commend you and thank you for. But is that getting met with a lot of like, I guess, acceptance and like, oh, yes, we should do that. Or are you kind of the only Democrat doing this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I think it sounds like your experience has been not a lot of people in my party are willing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I thought the build back better that Biden tried to do was a good idea. And then it failed fairly quickly. And then that was just kind of the end of that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Different ideas for progress.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I do think it's a bit unfair to say that about Republicans. There is a faction of Republicans I absolutely believe that about with the social order. But again, you go to middle America and then it was very eye-opening for me. I went to a city, I think it was Toledo in Ohio, where I was like, oh, I expected a city and this place is like decaying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And anytime I made a joke about it at a show, they would like laugh so cathartically, like finally someone gets it. And I think when they hear Make America Great Again, I'm sure some people think about social order. But a lot of them are probably thinking, much like your town, we used to have the Studebaker or whatever here. We used to have manufacturing here. Bring that back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
The racial stuff, I don't care about that. I just want to make my city great again. That was what America was to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'm just touchy because I think for liberals, we often, well, liberals often will say that about conservatives. Oh, they like the social order. And I feel that's a bit dismissive of their pain. And not that you are very good about, I just think there's a messaging issue in the way they're often talked
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
It's not good enough. He's being hyperbolic. I can try to break it. No, I'm not. I'm being dead serious.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Like, you know, 2014 or something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
When did you first start to think, oh, okay, I might be gay. And then when, what was the gap between that and being like, I can't hide this. I can't compartmentalize this. This is what it is. And what are you going through mentally and emotionally in that time?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Give him the whiskey. He used to kill me. Oh, God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So even if your account is in Switzerland, if you have a trillion dollars in Switzerland or the Cayman or whatever, you're a trillionaire. You're going to get taxed as such. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
They amount to a tax on consumers. Without a doubt. May I just push back? Sorry, I'm And this is something Andrew brought up on a call that I completely agree with. And I'm an idiot. But I feel when people say these things, oh, the buck gets passed on to the consumer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
That only happens because the corporations have exploited profits to the highest possible degree to keep their shareholder share price as high as possible. Things have gotten more expensive over the past 50 years every year. It's not just inflation. I think corporate greed is a big part of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So why is it that now that there's a tariff, their profit has to stay the exact same and nobody's looking at them as perpetrators of any kind of greed? And it's just, oh, the United States government is deciding here's a measure to help middle America. And now we have to we have to eat that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
Yeah. Looking forward to it. Go ahead.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
So, China, you brought up an early interview. I hate to pivot back to this, but I do want to get some clarity from this. And I think one good thing the tariffs have done, the Chinese, whether it's propaganda or not. My Instagram now is nothing but Chinese electric vehicles. I've been I've been ranting to them for days now. I'm like, oh, these guys are so far ahead of us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
They have people coming forward. Andrew sent us an Instagram today of someone from China saying, hey, you know what happened? These billionaires in America took all this money, kept it for themselves in China. They built up the infrastructure. I don't know if any of that is true, but it does seem like this is a very real threat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And it does seem like they're ahead in certain ways that we might not be ready to catch up for. Yeah. What can we do? As I'm asking you to think, because it's obvious you understand one year, five year goal like needs very well. 10, 20, 30 years. And when you said it's important for Americans to be number one, 30 years from now, how are we number one? What's your ideas for that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I mean, well, I would and I don't. I do think I get more frustrated with Democrats because I want very badly to be that. I definitely do not identify as conservative. But I find there's this I when I go to middle American, I'm sure you go there. We travel the country. Yeah, you live there. Yeah, that's what I meant to say. But it's like, oh, there's like decay in some of these places.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
But again, we've got to know what we're doing. And maybe this is touching on what Andrew was saying earlier about build a wall. Can you give me an idea of something you would want to do? And this might be exactly what you were saying. What's something you would do to make me feel better as a guy who's looking at them and being like, oh, 600 mile batteries and fucking floating on air or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
What is an idea you would have? It's like just in the global scale, how America can compete. You mean like a tech idea? Or just, yeah, this factory can go up that would create these jobs. Just kind of anything that I can grasp it to feel some hope.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
I'm not making this up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
And it doesn't feel like the party that I want to identify with has any empathy for them. And this to me was an idea that could help bring jobs back there. And I don't think the execution has been great from what I'm seeing. This could help them. Why don't we look at any measure that could help them beyond let's keep things the way they are? Because the way the status quo is not helping.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
It's over. We need to make sure that... We gotta make education A1. We gotta make it A1. I mean, so...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Pete Buttigieg on Trump Tariffs, Taxing Billionaires, and Republican Gays
How's that? Like a universal basic income kind of thing? It could be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Okay, let's go. Shit is popping off, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
No, we won't do that. We won't do that. We'll leave it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
You want to know what's crazy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
I don't get that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Yeah, I don't have these contractions that keep me up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
His name's Israel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Come on, dude. That's my peoples, man. Yeah, that's your peoples. Are you and him cool?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
We hung out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
China was wild, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Sorry. That's my bad, bro. I forgive you. You were on stage. I think so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
I think it's more the skin color. The eyes, he gets from black. Yeah. But now you're disciplined, you're responsible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
A little.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
These dogs ain't shit at all. Do you recommend them straight away?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Like, say we got spun. There's always something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Nah, but nothing's free, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
What'd you grow up, Andrew? As Christian?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
I know, I know, I know. Baby, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
See, I don't support that. No!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Damn. Why they took off his belt? That wasn't even a fight. That was just a guy getting cheap shotted. Why'd they take his belt off? Nobody else focused on that part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Now we on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
But again, that's the way the
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Oh, yo. So this video has everything, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
You got a Brazilian in there. See, dumb looking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Run. Oh, Jesus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
He dropped two so far.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
It was right. It was right. Oh, take down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Damn. While we're out here, we shoot. What happened? Why?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
We're spoiled, bro. Bro, constantly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
You're a lot of look. You're a lot of look.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Yeah, I'm outside. Why did they come outside? Why are you looking at me too?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Hold on one second. That's not a stalker, bro. That's just... She found the ding-dong?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Nah, you got to let her in, bro. She needs help. Let me tell you, she needs help.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
You can see from the front.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
That's why we... You know what he does?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
The whole rest of the night sits in his head like, what the fuck did Val mean by that? That's an evil guy right there. Hey, Megan, do you know Val? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Val.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Oh, yeah, Megan. He's just letting them know. You're an animal. He does this a lot. He does this a lot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
Likewise. Thank you so much, man. And love forever. And love. Flagrant crew. Gang. Mwah. Mwah. Love you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting
What's the craziest thing he said?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I think your anger needs an explanation. How the fuck did this happen? Now, apparently, like you guys said, it's a lot of confluence of events. That's crazy. Hurricane level winds with the fire, with the dry, the drought, blah, blah, blah. But at some point, you also got to look at how the fuck there it can't be perfectly planned. The city, all the money was spent correctly, et cetera, et cetera.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Coffee and I'm a normal. Great way to start your morning.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And then everything happened. And then we do feel like politicians don't really take accountability. It doesn't feel like Gavin Newsom is saying, you know what, I take responsibility for what I've done, blah, blah, blah. It seems like they're just like, let me make sure I get reelected again. Let me make sure I look okay out of this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And then you look at that and you get grossed out because you're angry looking at this. You feel bad for those people. There's a perfect outlet. There's a human being who fucks something up and isn't taking accountability.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Mark's mom did.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
What was crazy, though, was when they're interviewing her after she, it's right after she gets off the plane, but she just says nothing and then leaves. Yeah. The fucking, the dead silence was crazy. You're a mayor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Alright guys, also we got some dates. First of all, I apologize to everybody in Tampa. We had to reschedule. The new dates are April 10th through 13th. By the way, I know some of you guys bought tickets not from the website and they're giving you a hard time with refunds. I'm sorry guys. I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't know what I can.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
But from now on, please buy your tickets directly from the website link on my website. Uh, but in the meantime, I got shows coming up January 23rd through 25th. We sold out all the shows in Sacramento. We had an eighth and ninth show on Sunday. So we're doing nine shows now, guys. We're fucking killing it. January 26th, January 31st through February 1st. We're going to be in West Des Moines, Iowa.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Again, I cannot believe there's a West Des Moines. February 21st and 22nd, I'm going to be in Brea. Those tickets are selling out, so hurry up and buy those. February 27th through March 1st, I'm going to be at Zany's in Nashville. All those dates and a bunch more getting added to my website, akashsingh.com. Omaha, Columbus, we're coming through. I'm going to see you guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Denver, I'm coming back through for 420, doing another high show. But guys, buy your tickets. They're selling the fuck out. akashsingh.com. Love y'all. See y'all soon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Not saying a fucking word when you get off the plane is insanity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
No, no, it wasn't a planned family vacation, dude. He escaped Texas because governmental failure from Texan politics that are like, hey, we don't want to share the energy grid with the rest of the country because we are our own country, so we just have our own energy grid. And then the whole fucking power shut down throughout the state. Since he had no power, he's like, well, I'm out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I'm leaving the dogs. I'm going to Cancun on the only flight out of here. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why I fucked Ted Cruz forever. And you're a Republican bitch for that, and I don't care. Like, this is a very easy thing to do. I don't understand how we can't both just do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
When you're from Texas, it's right there. Quick flight, boom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Nah, fuck that guy. And then fuck you standing on the fucking tarmac having nothing to say when your city's on fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
She better be running like a fucking Ghanaian.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I have no cell service. And she goes, put me on the phone with the president.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
We're all done with all this progressive shit. Trump is about to dominate. Dems are about to be popping.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
refreshing it's fun dude it is refreshing it's fun we need to have a nice few years without giving a fuck for us to go hey maybe we should give a fuck a little bit do you know what i mean i hope you're right you just need a few years you need a few years what was actually bad about this except for she fell off the wagon was she sober I don't think so. I think that was like one of the rumors.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You know, they just start throwing shit out there. Trump is demented. Kamala's an alcoholic. Kamala's on coke. They're just doing all these things. So I think that's a reference to that. But that's it. Outside of that, everything else is just funny. I mean, other than the fact that it's not real. This is the president. Who cares?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
They already tried that on him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I think Secret Service is like, we will get you. We're here 24 hours a day. You leak some of this shit, we will get you. I mean, I understand your point and I'd like to validate it so you feel fulfilled.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's Call Her Daddy. Yeah. Canceled. What's canceled? What's their names? You're so gay for knowing this shit. Yeah, I know this. This is only true crime.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You're so gay for knowing that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Literally. Brianna Chicken Fried had a pod.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's so confusing. It'll say no parking Tuesday, Saturday, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., and then right below it, no parking anytime. And you'll be like, well, what the fuck does that mean? Why'd you even have the top sign?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You feel validated when he said that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That shit is bait when you go fishing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Kamikazes are just like fucking Japan air.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Are you talking surgery? Only plastic surgery? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what'd they say? How'd you break it? They said I... Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
So you were saying he was upcharging you for a surgery. So I broke, they put a little, the cast on or whatever. Then they send me to a, like a plastic surgeon and the plastic surgeon's like, yeah, you need surgery. It's going to be $4,000. And I'm like, all right, I guess. And then my mom was like, no, fuck that. We go get a second opinion from my uncle's friend who's like a hand bone specialist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And he's like, surgery is not going to fix anything. You're still going to, it's still going to look fucked up afterward. You're just going to go through pain and money you don't need to go through. Just leave a sling on it and that's it. Or like leave the cast on it and that's it. How is that not considered medical malpractice? That's insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And she was like, what? They tried to tell my mom she needed a hysterectomy when she was like 35. Wow. What's a hysterectomy? Just remove the whole ovaries. Yeah. The whole uterus. It's not trans.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Is that why it's a hysterectomy? Wait a minute. What? Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. The whole uterus. Take out the whole uterus. What'd you do in there? I don't know. I must have fucked it up, to be honest. Yeah. I did damage. Or my dad did. Fat ass kid. No, for real. And then she said no? No, she was just like, I'm not, no, I'm not doing that. Like, that seems way too extreme.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And then she ended up being fine. Wow. It's crazy. I feel like that should be medical malpractice. It absolutely should be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, they get paid crazy money and that's it. Wow. And then you're just taking out a woman's uterus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
First time I went to the dentist in LA, they said I had 10 fillings. And I was like, I'm freaking out again. My mom was like, go get a second opinion. Guy goes, he goes, you have two. Two cavities we need to fill. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucked that up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
This is all when I was in college.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Ever since then, I don't, yeah. Only brown doctors. I don't trust anybody else and I got to know you. You trust the brown doctors. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Shouts Omar. Omar's great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Shouts. Yeah. But that's it. Keep it in the family. See, this is what happens.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Just enough for them to walk off the face of the planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Can I tell you something? Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Much more niche sports. Yeah, let's talk about the niche sports out there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
The playoffs are happening right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Is Akash been an oracle? No, actually, I was wrong about the Texans. I thought they kind of limped into the playoffs, but they beat the fuck out of it. Who did they play? I forget who they played. The Chargers. The Chargers, they beat the shit out of them. And then the LA Rams played the Minnesota Vikings, who everybody thought was like the second best team in the conference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Didn't you say Vikings could make it all the way? That's what everybody had convinced me, and I hadn't watched this fucking guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I watched this guy, Sam Darnold. I watched him one game early in the season. He was drafted very highly and then really struggled in the pros. And then the Vikings are winning with him as quarterback. It's kind of like a one-year option, but they keep winning. And then I watch one game against the Colts, and he doesn't look that good, but they win. So I'm like, whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
That was the middle of the year, and then I keep hearing about him, and they keep winning. So I'm like, maybe I just happened to watch a bad game. Maybe they're really fucking good. People are picking them to go to the Super Bowl. I haven't been watching enough. I see him against Detroit, gets his ass beat. And then I see him this week get his ass beat again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And I'm like, well, this guy was exactly who the fuck we all thought he was. You convinced us of something else. He's not that. Also, I think L.A. is playing for something now. They played L.A. and L.A. just throttled. So L.A. is playing the Eagles. And I am an Eagles hater. I would love for L.A. to win. I don't know how long they can sustain this emotional thing. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
But I do think it's possible they have a fucking cause that is unlike any other cause out there right now. Yeah. So I think L.A. is a dark horse that is pretty scary in that sense. OK, so you choose L.A. So I would put I would put L.A. to cover. I don't know what the spread is going to be. I imagine it's going to be fairly high. Yeah, I put L.A. I hope Detroit wins. They should win.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
There's a seemingly best team in the league, probably. And then the AFC, the best game is going to be the Ravens and the Bills. That's going to be the best game of the whole playoffs, I think. Because these are two really good teams. Both quarterbacks are really fucking good. They just can't beat Patrick Mahomes. And now they have this kind of reputation of being like playoff underachievers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
But in reality, they're just going up against Jordan. Yeah, yeah. But then them two going head to head to see who could theoretically play Mahomes and Mahomes wins.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
It's going to be such a fucking good game.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
So great games all around. I think I'm going to go with the Bills. I actually think the Bills, I think this is their year, I think, to go to the Super Bowl. And then I think the Chiefs will win. The Texans look better than I thought, but I think the Chiefs will win. Okay. So those are my picks. Also, the Cowboys coach basically just left. He just peaced out. Oh, I thought he was fired.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
So his contract... So Jerry doesn't like paying any... Like, he wouldn't fire the coach last year.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
He was saying that, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah. So he just... His coach that should have been fired last year had a year left on the contract.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
And he's like, well, instead of firing him and paying him and hiring another coach, I'll just let his contract run out and waste everybody's life for a year. And now his contract is up and they were trying to renegotiate. And the coach, from what I'm hearing, the coach was like, I'm good. This is Chip Kelly. This is Mike McCarthy. Sorry, Mike McCarthy. Why am I thinking Chip Kelly? So now the...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I don't know. He's the offensive coordinator of some college team that's good, Ohio State. Okay. But now the question is, who are the Cowboys going to get to be their coach? Yeah. There's one option that excites me. Deion. Deion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Wow. Deion, I'd be so fucking excited. I thought there was interest in the Raiders' job, because I think they just fired Antonio Pierce. So, yeah, apparently Tom Brady's trying to get who actually probably will be the best coach is Ben Johnson from the Lions. He's their offensive coordinator. Okay. Apparently Tom Brady's trying to get him. You know, it's funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
You get an owner who cares and knows how to win. Things can change. But Ben Johnson's going to want $15 to $17 million a year. I don't think Jerry's going to pay that. Dion might not cost that much, but he has an $8 million buyout at Colorado. I don't know if the Cowboys owner is going to want to pay $8 million.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
So I don't know if that happens, but if that happened, I'd be excited. It'd be so fun. It'd be the most fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Also, the Cowboys are worth the most valuable franchise on the fucking planet. Yeah. $12 billion or whatever. So what's $8 million? But he just don't spend. He's like Donald Sterling now. He just don't spend money. Got it. Okay. Unless it's a place in St. Bart's that he wants to stay. But yeah. He's a great guy. He's a really great guy. Yeah. Yeah. I feel the same way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
I hope nothing bad happens to him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Phenomenal. That I would love. Yes. Yeah, if I was like a Commanders fan or whatever, I'd fucking love this guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame
Yeah, yeah. As he has no head coach. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But then it's getting on her back, dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She's not a doggy. She's got her legs up in the air. Yeah, I know. But then the shit is, so where does the contents go?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Continue to listen to you and make money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You are the real victim. Can you share what you're saying about the wildfire? So we, my wife and I keep talking about getting out of New York. We've been looking at stuff in LA. The house that we had been looking at the whole time, like this is fucking great piece of property. Yesterday just got cleared off of Compass. Not for sale, not for rent. That shit burned to the ground. Isn't that crazy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Start talking about some heavy shit. The two end of this, like you see them kind of clocking and be like, oh, so that, that must've been devastating. So I don't know if we have enough time to figure this out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Your therapists don't just remember the next week? They told me you got fucked in the ass by the end of the session. How could they remember?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Information history, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I have a patient, have you ever heard doctors? I have a patient who came in with, yeah. Okay. You just can't say who it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How greedy, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I remember like a week ago being like, it's so fucking cold in New York. This is God's way of telling us to leave. Go to California. So legit burned down. Burned down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I've been trying to figure that out, to be honest with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He doesn't like to be interested in what he has to say. He's not used to it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah. You just try to be as honest as you can and then, you know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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oh that's true but what if okay let's say hypothetically i picked it up i thought it was going to be a quick call but it turns out to be longer the best thing to say even though it's hard is to be like you know i'm just kind of done talking yeah horrible yeah yeah just try that try it have you ever tried that no
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I want to get going.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The time that we will be home, the time that we spend, that is boy math. The time that you say it's going to take you to get ready is the time that extra time is going to take us to get home. To get home. Yeah. I've never had a show actually end when I told my wife it ended. It's always like a half hour. Hey, maybe just finish the meet and greet. I've been home for 45 minutes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I just don't want to talk right now. It's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What if you just buy land and wait for California or for L.A. to go Republican?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He didn't do anything? He didn't see us, obviously. He didn't notice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, that's a sick bike, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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In that time, though, that's just what we do as homies. We waste time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I mean, it seems kind of crazy to ban it, don't it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Then I think it's reasonable that we would remove it. Here's what, what does it really do? Like, I imagine China already has whatever data they need. And this, if anything, the fact that nobody can recreate the ByteDance algorithm in the United States proves to me that they're so far ahead of us in AI in every capacity that it's like, this is the least of our concerns as a social media app.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know if they're ahead of us in terms of AI. But nobody can get the algorithm. So to me, I would assume that's under the AI umbrella. I think that you can recreate that algorithm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I would push back with YouTube Shorts. It's big. Yeah. But it's not TikTok. It doesn't have that same addictive, like people are in it for 14 hours a day. I agree with you. Forming communities.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But people don't want that. They think people don't want that. We do. Yeah, I just think they're further behind than you do, I think. That's just really where we disagree. Yeah, maybe. Did you know the number one downloaded app the last couple of days? The backup to TikTok? The Red Note, which is the actual Chinese government. It's a Chinese app.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So they're like, instead of giving it to TikTok, let's just give all our data to China right away. Yeah. There's a lot of pushback to this that I don't know if the government, I don't think the government understood how much people love that app. Yeah. And I don't think they are prepared for the anger that will come if you take it away. I wonder if there's anger.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think they bank on that, but I think they're going to make more noise about this than most things. Yeah, maybe. And I don't think it's worth getting rid of it. But you could see why it'd be a liability. I understand the concept of it. I do. I just don't think it's that real of a threat. I think China's a threat, but I don't think TikTok is the reason China's a threat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If we want to push China around and restart ourselves, there's a lot of other ways to do it, I think, than just like the TikTok app.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. But Facebook, we've already, didn't Russia already do that in 2016? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But. I mean, that was what, yeah. I don't know if that's what, that's what everybody was blaming the Trump win on forever. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But that's a concern either way. Like WhatsApp, there's tons of misinformation on WhatsApp. Take it from an Indian whose parents were sharing the craziest shit ever. WhatsApp is like the biggest misinformation thing in the world. Really? Oh my God. There's so many memes that are just like, washing your hands could cause AIDS or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then your uncles are just sharing it to all their uncles and it's just going around like crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right? Yeah. But the misinformation shit is everywhere. Pushing content is like, you can do it on any app. I don't think it's exclusive to TikTok.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, that's the reason why China doesn't allow our apps over there. Oh, yeah. I can agree. There is merit to it. I just think they're kind of picking a fight with something they probably want for whatever reason anyway. Yeah. And it could just be a posturing. Yeah. Could be a lot of money from the U.S. social media apps being like, let's lobby, get this thing taken out of here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, that's an easy win early on, weirdly. The one demographic that he still hasn't fully won over is, like, young liberal kids on TikTok. If he saves the app they love the most...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's got TikTok Jack, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But that's Danes. Buddy, put down the fucking butter cookies. Pick up a chocolate chip.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Welcome. So what's your boy saying? How are they trying to get it? I didn't get into that discussion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, Puerto Rico's still getting treated like Puerto Rico.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You don't have to stop doing anything that you do. You pull that out because I don't even know what green looks like. You think these people want to be American?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm the have not. We've all been fucked by insurance. Fuck. And this is health insurance, so it's life and death. They play with your life. Same thing with this housing shit. Housing insurance companies are going to try to not pay out all these people. CEOs better get fucking security, man. Yo, that was one of your texts, like, right as it was happening.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I do like the Emirates. I do like them. And they're up and coming. So it's like... It's like a Miami Heat situation, you know what I mean? I'll be honest with you, I like what I see over there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And if another, if a house, like a state farm insurance CEO gets aced out, you think people are going to give a fuck? We're not going to give a fuck. We're going to be like, that's what's up. There you go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's the boys. Yo, yo, yo. Let's take North America and South America and literally just make that America. North America, South America, that's all us. So Brazil gets to be part of us. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm sure we can do this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nah, football. This is football. They'll get the weather. Football. You think so? Green Bay, Greenland, same to same. Oh, that's a good point. They would love it, dude. They got some wide heads. The ice packers. Look at that top guy right there. That's a statue. Oh, no, that's a guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The Ukraine. Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine? I think it's just Ukraine, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, they got sensitive about that. Is there other Ukrainians? You're the Ukraine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like Ohio State.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Is there like a bullpen where you go get a hard before you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Someone did it in 2004. There was no fucking social media. They did that for the love, yo. That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, have she spoken on it? Has she said how fucking awful she feels or anything like that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Jesus Christ.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because it's getting fucked in your vagina contest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, that's crazy. What the fuck did you just say, dude? I'm just trying to understand the logistics of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Or you just recalibrate the number at which you're a whore. Now you just raised it. We're desensitized. So now girls are like, well, at least I didn't fuck a thousand guys in one night.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's so funny. That's hilarious.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They no longer have a house and all their family heirlooms are done. Yeah, or they put all their money into this house. They don't have a lot of money, but you got a house in California. That's going to appreciate it. Now that's gone, insurance not paying out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is going to end up claiming more victims, probably.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's smart. She goes and dunks on people on these podcasts and shit like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. She's well-spoken. I'm, like, baffled by this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's genius, actually.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. It's just the human psyche. You want something that not everybody has access to. But they technically have access to the look, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think we can justify it also because there is an idea of purity attached to her. Yeah. She's showing off her body, but she's still pure, purer than us. She's never had sex. So I'm allowed to indulge in this guilt-free and not feel like, oh, I'm participating in this blah, blah, blah. This is an empowered girl. She holds on to her morals, does something she's comfortable with. I feel no guilt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She's hot. Let's go. It's guilt-free. It's guilt-free. Wow. And she's more attractive because she's holding on to her chastity. So it's like a commodity. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, they're both hot girls.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She making more money than Jalen Hurts. That is wild. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. But what is his contract? I was probably around the same, but just like an NFL quarterback. She's getting paid like an NFL, like a good NFL quarterback. Yeah. No CTE, no sex even. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's because you have a daughter now, dude. You think that's something? As you twist your wedding ring in concern?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's so crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, top especially.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How many feet is that? Buy that by 12, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Son, that's like 600 feet of dick. She took...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Look at that. Look at the amount of dick. That's crazy, dog. Wow. It kind of makes it impressive when you think about it. Yeah, right? You're almost looking at the Coliseum.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Come on. Guys, we're about to hop into our Patreon episode. But before we do, we ask patrons to send in questions every week. They're so fun. And we want to start sharing little previews with you guys. So here's one. Check it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know what that says about me, but shit on my chest, no question over sucking a dick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, you know what else is degrading? Sucking a guy's dick to completion. Not really.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, I'd kiss a dick for $20 million.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, there'd be part of you that was, like, flattering. You could kiss the side, the shaft, and then avoid any bust.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I largely do feel a lot of that. But I do think there's an undercurrent of people that are easily written off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Listen, I just got to start off the show by saying I did not know that that was going to happen last night at Raw. I mean, Logan mentioned that like, hey, I might like point at you or something like that. And then this fucking Judas runs up on me and tries to make me lie to everybody at Madison Square Garden. If we were at like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Wait, is it padded? No, it's not padded. My hip was padded. It's not landing right in my fucking head.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No, that shit is made like concrete. They make it look like padded for the people at home. But in reality, for those of us, the professionals, for those of us who are actually professional wrestlers and been in that environment, it's harrowing. That experience is harrowing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, I thought it was sick as hell, to be honest with you. Yeah, so did all of us. That's why 18,000 people were there. Okay, to see that, not Logan Paul, you fucking jerk. Okay? And you guys couldn't have my back. You could have had your moment, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yes. So here's this moment right here where, like, I want to dap him, but I don't, okay. So before that, I wanted to go dap him, but I didn't want to, like, mess up his celebration and just be out there like this. And then he turns around.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
That would have been it. That would have been it. That's the other thing. I wonder if I did some extra shit, but it actually worked out. I don't know if WWE would be that mad. Why would they? But if it doesn't work out, that's even better, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah. You didn't see McCulloch? No. He was there all the way. He was hype.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I just went up to him and said, yo, it's a pleasure. Me too. MJ, fuck your butt when you were a kid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Like that. Like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And he was like, yeah, that happened.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I'll be honest, the only thing that I don't like about WWE is the fact that we can't bet on it, okay? Yeah, that's kind of bullshit. I thought it was Logan Paul, but... Also, there's two things I don't like about WWE. Okay, it's Logan Paul, okay? This part-timer. Yeah. And, of course... The fact that we cannot bet on it. But luckily for us, there are plenty of sports that we can bet on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Obviously, great UFC card. I mean, Justin Gaethje is back in the fucking win column. Amazing fight against Fizyev, however you pronounce his last name. Predator versus Nkolaev. That was wild. I did not see that coming at all. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I need to have a talk with like Izzy about that. That was crazy. Anyway, plenty more UFC. We got Volk fighting in UFC Miami. I think that's 314.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I think that's April coming up. That's going to be wild. That's a great card too. Plenty of ways where you can put some money down. Stake, by the way, is where you're going to do it. It's the leader in global betting in US social casinos. Bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. Now let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
That was cool.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
She was going for it, though. And she slapped the shit out of those girls, man. I like that. I like that kind of energy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Hold on, we got to get David in here. So I don't know if any of you guys have listened to the Patreon. Did we say exactly what happened? Not exactly. All right, so on New Year's Eve, this is a very quick version of it. You can hear the full story in detail on Patreon. But basically on New Year's Eve, David allegedly says, yo, I want to come kiss you or whatever when the ball drops.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And then Miles is like, bet. And then Miles hits David up later because David hasn't followed up at all. And he goes, yo, by the way, you made a great decision to stay in. Like, it's rainy outside, which to me, in retrospect, is like you were you felt rejected. And you were like, I just want to make sure that you're not out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And then David's like, all right, but I'll come kiss you, whatever, if you want that. And then so he comes to meet you and you're already there with two other gay guys. You're hanging out with a bunch of gay guys. That's very true. And and then 20 minutes after the new year. So nothing to do with the ball dropping or anything. You guys share a kiss with your lips. One lip on top like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Also his birthday.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Okay, so that is... Oh, I forgot that part. Okay, so David, I don't know how much you heard of how I just broke that story down, but is this more or less true? Yeah, sure. A hundred percent. So again, did you feel a little bit like sad for him? Like you would like flippantly said, yo, we're going to totally like make out on your birthday or whatever, like make out on New Year's joking around.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, I like that kind of energy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You don't follow up because obviously you're not going to kiss miles. Right. You guys like work together. You're also both like women. And then he hits you up later in the night. He does hit me up. Yeah, he goes, oh, God. Do you not hit him up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Anyway, no, Logan needed to get his, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I thought that was crazy. Yeah, that was messed up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Now, some might say that you put more of a commitment into it, but you could also say that your excitement, right, made you leave your table and, you know, go. I've never left my table and walked five steps to go meet a friend to come back, sit down. Like, that's a weird thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
The Brooklyn Nets Arena, whatever that's called. Yeah, who cares? Okay, I'll lie all day. I'll do whatever bullshit you want for the wrestling, right? Not in Madison Square Garden. So I tell him the real, which I think you should do to someone who I thought was a friend. The guy invited me to his fucking wedding last week. So I have to tell him, like, listen, nobody's fucking here to see you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, he gotta check in. Matter of fact, I might go to your wedding now. I wasn't gonna go, but I might go to your wedding. I might hit you with a fucking suplex. Okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, so hold on. So you obviously are approaching David, right? So David has to slow him down.
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I also just like to point something out for the historic record. I think I'm the only person in wrestling history to be pulled over a railing, thrown down on the floor like a rag doll, rolled into the ring, put in a suplex, not officially suplex, and still jumped on a top rope.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Did you guys end up hooking up at the apartment, you and the girl? Yeah. And did you guys have sex? Yeah. And did you think about David's face at all? No. No images of it popped in. No thoughts of the kiss at all during the entire sexual encounter. There's no point where, oh, that was funny when we kissed or whatever. No.
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I think they saw.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You guys tried. It was a good bar.
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And has it been awkward at all between you guys since? Have you guys... No. Our relationship got stronger, if anything.
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Hold on, hold on. Would you guys, can we reenact it? Hold on.
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Like we could show how progressive we are on the podcast. All good.
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There's a number. There has to be a number that you would do it for. That does make me feel he's more straight than you. It does. He's just like, this doesn't matter at all. I could do it for like 20 bucks or whatever.
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Well, the kiss might be scripted, but, you know. The love is real.
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No, we're not going to. I mean, they're starving kids in Africa, bro. We're not going to give you guys two grand.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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no that's honestly great for this sponsor that's a great that's a great sponsorship i call them admin but no this would be a bad idea miles come on for two grandmas each each two grand we're gonna get we're gonna we're gonna put a gofundme or something we'll have no i don't but they're not gonna pay no no two grand he's considering what's the number you're gonna say no to 25 hundo
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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These girls are not dealing with that floppy winter dick that you were giving them. Okay? They need to be penetrated to the furthest parts of their vaginas or butts. Okay. consensually, upon request from them, obviously. But that might be what they need, and they want it as far as it goes. So how are you going to go as far as you go?
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Gambling in the stock market is trying to predict the way that stocks are going to move day by day. And these trading companies have... convinced you, because they make money per transaction, by the way, that the best way to do that is you just make these predictions. You're not going to beat the hedge funds. You're not going to beat anything else. That is not investing.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How's the feedback from the special been? Oh, that's been crazy, man. Thank you, everybody who watched it. I appreciate you guys so much for doing that. Yeah, it's just been really awesome, man. We beat Robert De Niro. That was fire. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, we beat Bobby D. We beat Drives to Survive. That was cool. Megan Markle, Love is Blind. I think it's still true. charting on Netflix right now?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in the top three right now, so we've been vacillating. Fucking Kate Hudson and Chet Hanks, though.
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Chet Hanks, that's a tough one to go against.
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Shout out to y'all, man. But yeah, it's been so cool, man. Honestly, maybe the coolest part is just a lot of people who went through IVF and way more harrowing stories than ours. like, sending me these, like, these long DMs and shit. And I try to read them all and just kind of, like, about their experience. And then some of them will be, like, just laughing about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then some of these, like, really, like, emotional things that now they got to laugh at this experience that was, like, really brutal for them. Like, people going through it for 11 years. And then they would always end the message about, like, you know, with their kid or just how excited they were to have their kid. And I think that's maybe the coolest thing is...
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like seeing how excited people are to have families and like just this unbelievable enthusiasm to like bring life into the world. And yeah, every message is like, I'm here with my one-year-old and I'm watching this shit. And yeah, it was, it's just a,
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i'm getting dms of people just like showing me their miracle babies of what they're saying yeah like ours i know you're probably getting that times a million no it's awesome yeah you touched people's soul with this one yeah i feel really good i felt yeah i just felt really proud of it you know i was obviously proud of it before when you're editing it but you're also you're watching it so many times that you're like you just lose sight of everything you know you're just like is this even funny anymore like
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And then hearing the reaction to it is very validating. And then even having people say, I did not know what to expect. A lot of people getting emotional at it. That was really cool. Just to make a piece of art that they could... You feel all the gambit of emotions. Yeah, I guess surprising people. Even articles that will come out where there are people who...
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they you know they definitely did not maybe expect to like something that i did and they were maybe kind of offended by some of the topics but the story penetrated past their i don't want to call it like prejudice of me but like this this woman wrote this article and it was like really cool and she had went through it and it was for like parenting magazine or something like that but uh
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The jokes were not necessarily jokes that she would laugh at. And that's fine. People have their different types of sense of humor. I don't care. But it's so cool. The story allowed her to laugh at some of the jokes and allowed her to really relate to the journey. And... I thought that was awesome. One, for her to even feel comfortable saying that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So there was a match. I don't know if y'all saw that. When Rey Mysterio, he did that... I jumped off the thing. Is it really him? I think it's like Shamu. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, like Shamu, they would flip out with another Shamu.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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A lot of these people, even writing an article like that, they're scared about the scrutiny. And so many people are terrified of pissing off their publication or pissing off their community or whatever it is. But yeah, the fact that she felt compelled to share that. And then all these other people commenting on it, just saying how they also watch it. It's really cool.
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And hopefully destigmatizing it a little bit, because I know it can be... that shit can be like lonely and isolating.
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So if we can just make it, make it funny and make it a sort of like a source of pride, not embarrassment, like, yo, I'll do anything to have a kid. Like I will fucking pay any amount of money. I'll inject anything in my body. Like that's how much life is important to me. And like family is important to me. And I think that's how you should look at it.
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That's how I said, like, initially I was embarrassed as fuck. Don't get me wrong. I'm like, well, my wife even want to fuck me anymore. Like, I literally went through those emotions. Like, will she not see me as like a virile man? And like, will something instinctually shut off for her?
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But eventually, you know, getting to that point where it's like, nah, like this is, that's amazing how much that she wants to have a family with me. And like, that's amazing how much we want to have, how important it is. Yeah.
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No, that is. Yeah. So that's been very cool. And man, and just, just super grateful. And they don't have people just sharing it. Like there's so many people posting and going, yo friends, check this out or saying, go check this out. And that's really how I realized things were like, you could do awesome promo. We had some very cool promo, like shout out Matt for doing, you can do all these things.
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But if at the end of the day, the people don't,
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share it yeah word of mouth is the word of mouth is the real really the only thing that moves it right it's like if the people watch it and they share it they tell their friends that's what's gonna happen and and i yeah like the like i think it's possible you know you see a lot of like people like they pop into the top five or they pop in the top 10 and then they kind of like leave quickly they get like a big bump and just to be there like throughout the week oh yeah it's just like it's awesome just fucking awesome so many people have hit me about the outfit specifically
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I figured that.
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Anyway, so I appreciate y'all, man. Thank you so much. If you haven't checked it, go check it out on Netflix. And yeah, thank you, bro. Dude, I heard an interesting take from somebody who will remain nameless, but somebody was saying that the... I even hate saying the word woke, but like the wokeness of Hollywood was a reaction, like an overcorrection to what happened with Weinstein.
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So everybody felt, not everybody, but I guess a lot of people there felt as if Weinstein was an example of don't even go anywhere. Yeah. Because Weinstein was an example of what all of Hollywood was, right? So they're like, the world thinks that we are all these horrible rapists just bringing girls up to hotel rooms, etc.
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So what we have to do is prove that we are not that, and then they overcorrect in the other direction. That's a good take. I thought it was interesting. I mean, it could be one of these posthumous justifications. But I do see that... Because that is kind of the stain that Hollywood had and maybe even still has for a while. Right. Like Hollywood is just a bunch of pedophiles.
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They're just saying that about everybody in Hollywood. So they're reacting to like online chatter. Right. And they're like, oh, my God, they think all of us producers, we're all just a bunch of these and we fuck with kids and we just don't care about people at all. And it's uncomfortable environments for women. And then maybe all this rhetoric gets pushed during that time period.
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Yeah, I think that plus Trump. Oh, of course.
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Yes.
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But it's kind of interesting. I never thought of that as like reactionary to Weinstein. I thought it was just like this cultural impulse. Yeah. But having specifically Weinstein being like emblematic of Hollywood and then all these other producers going, oh, fuck, are they going to think that's us? Oh, especially because everyone knew the Weinstein shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That motherfucker is incredible. That dude's like 50 years old. He did that one move. I don't know if anybody saw it. I thought they were going to stop the match. He did this one move where he flips off and his ankles are supposed to go on the guy's neck and then flip the person. He was on the top. He does it, but when he's coming down, he hits his neck on one of the ropes.
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Like, everyone knows that. Some of these motherfuckers will tell me, like, yeah, everybody knew about it. They'll, like, tell me in conversation. Like, because they think that, like, they're telling me something that... I don't know. They're, like, sharing with me. They're like, yeah, everybody knew about it. And I'm looking at these motherfuckers like, well, why didn't y'all do something about it?
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Like, is there something we don't understand about this? Yeah. Like... I mean, that was a crazy conversation I had with a dude who was like related to an agency. And he was just like, yeah, I mean, people knew they were just sending girls to his hotel. Wow. But they're like, if we make Little Mermaid black, then we're fine. Then nobody talks about it.
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Yeah, maybe that is. OK, so that's the other thing. It's like now let's say it's all merit based, right? Like acting is pure merit based and like nothing else matters. Right. You're just going to hire Meryl Streep to do everything. Right. But these these executives and producers like they don't want to have sex with Meryl Streep. Right? And she doesn't want it. I mean, speak for yourself.
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What's the other Meryl Streep? What's her name?
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No, no, there's another one too. Helen Mirren? Helen Mirren, yeah. That Meryl Streep, she's fucking good. Not even for the story. Not even for the story.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, she's pretty... She got a little of that, uh... Who's the woman who knows all about, um... Home decor. Martha Stewart.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That was wild. My bad, my bad, my bad. I'm making him look bad. I'm making him look bad. David's sitting in pitch black and you know the exact shape of his lips on Helen Mirren's face.
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I was at the museum. I went with Shiloh to the Museum of Natural History, and I was looking at all these dinosaur bones, and I was like, that's what my mom's mouth looks like.
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And like his head slams back. And I was like, oh, he's dead. 100% dead. Son, so many times last night, I was blown away. I was blown away. I was blown. I thought I was at like a Bonnie Blue meetup.
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I mean, that would be a wild experience because my mom will believe anything. Like, I get that from my mom. The last article I read, that's the truth. My mom is 100% on that shit.
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she'll just be sending me I don't even want to get into it but like I know how like she's not built for the internet at all yeah because my mom likes to research she likes to read but before you would go get a book from like Barnes and Noble and there was someone who looked at the book to make sure it was somewhat true and now my mom's just on Google getting caught by ads oh no it's not good it's not good at all bro I was with Derek Post and I saw him get caught by an ad oh yeah like we were scrolling on my phone he goes wait doctors hate this trick
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Derek, Derek, I get it, bro. I get it, man. I get phished almost every day. I got to send screenshots of Tanya. I got to send screenshots of Tanya every single day. The group chat is just his defense against internet hackers. Somebody added my email to their security email. They made a fake email that kind of looked like mine. It was like, ****. or something like that.
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And they're like, they added my actual email to that. And I got this notification from Google about it. And I at least now can check if it's a real Google notification. Cause it used to, I would get these notifications from like a super Google at something. God damn. They got me. So, and then I hit Tanya that she's like, please don't ever respond to anything.
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She's like the, the, the way that you should respond to any of these concerns is just ignore all of them.
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Dang it, man. I'm really not built for this. I'm really not built for technology. Just trying to sneak out again. All right, David. Thank you. Anyway, going to the Natural History Museum with your kid is like the coolest thing ever. You should definitely do that when he's a little bit older, where they recognize shit. Because they're still at the age where they don't know what's fake and real.
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So every doll that my daughter has, she loves animals, so every fake stuffed animal, she believes is a real animal. And then she sees my dog, and she also believes it's a real animal, because it is. But... She cannot discern between the two.
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So when we're at the Natural History Museum and you see these, like, beautiful recreations of, like, what a woolly mammoth was, she's like, that's an alive animal. Oh, that's awesome. That's cool. And she's just losing her fucking mind. I mean, it was the coolest. You get everything. Like, nothing's actually made for adults, I'm realizing now.
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When they're doing the punches and shit, you're like, all right, this don't really look real. Like, whatever.
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It's made for your kid to look at it and go crazy, and you just sit there smiling for hours. Yeah. It was... I mean, it was so cool.
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So you're going to lie to them? No, I'm not going to lie. I think that they're real. I think they were birds. Yeah, they have feathers and shit. That's something I learned. They got some good little information at some of these booths.
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but anytime they're jumping off a ship it is insane yeah like you still gotta land from 10 feet in the air i don't know how these guys i mean i'm 41 years old there's no way i could do this and then do anything the next day yeah i mean you rolled into the ring pretty good my hip hurt yeah i did pt this morning you're feeling it say what are you like you feel good tell me i'm all right i'm all right yeah you you look because he passed the physical remember
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It's not just pictures. So on remote islands, the information informs like the world that we live in. Right. So on these remote islands, the small animals tend to be much bigger because there's not as much natural predators there. Right. So there's more of an abundance of food. The big animals tend to be smaller, right?
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Like they have these like tiny miniature elephants that exist in some parts of the world. And they're like the size of a dog. And they get smaller because there's just not enough food for them to eat in this tiny little island just walking around all day.
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Yeah, is that what it's called? Okay, yeah. And then what do they call the gigantism is what happens to the small animals. And then that's why you'll see Samoan women are so big. And it's just because... That's not part of it.
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No, I think because there wasn't enough natural predators so they could just eat all the taro or whatever. I did a little bit. I think there was a line of thinking and then I took it there and I was like, these gigantic Samoan women, there was nothing to eat them so they ate everything. We need to bring Rome around here.
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They're the only aliens
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Sorry, if you get a heart attack from eating pineapples, you don't deserve to live. Yeah, that's crazy. White people really brought heart attacks to the islands, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's amazing. We brought Fanta, and they started dying at 50 years old. Before that, they would just live an eternity. They're eating vegetables. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I thought that the Native Americans were on the smoking shit way before us. I mean, tobacco, right? Oh. Yeah. A little peace pipe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I ain't gonna lie. Menthols are amazing. Yeah. It's like those, remember those camel crush cigs? Yeah. Oh, Yada loves those. Oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Mark, you love sugar more than anybody on this planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're not even wrestling tonight. His ego is so fragile, he grabs me, he pulls me over that front of my wife. Yeah. That's pretty emasculating. It really is. I just put out a special about how my balls don't work. Yeah. And now I get bent over a railing in front of my wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, that's the thing. You can make the sacrifice that we're doing. Take some dirt off the fucking ground and put this shit and walk around like an idiot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Jubilee. Yes. It's like the balloon popping for white nerds.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, pass the physical. You have to pass the physical. If you don't pass the physical, you can't get in that race. Shout out the New York State Athletic Commission. Let's go. Sometimes bureaucracy works.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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and then um so there's this guy like sam cedar you're sitting down and then there's this uh just like latino kid who sits like across from him and he's having this argument about like the importance i guess of morality and i think sam he was like asking where his morality comes from i mean we can probably bring up a clip or it doesn't matter but um but it was interesting this take that he had like that
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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you need a religious foundation for your morality. Otherwise, you end up just justifying whatever makes you feel good. And you can't just keep doing whatever makes you feel good because you won't have good societal outcomes from that. And he was taking it to the extreme of you won't even have procreation.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, if you take it to its furthest logical conclusion, just doing whatever makes you feel good in the moment will lead to population collapse.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, but maybe you fuck with a rubber because having a kid might not make you feel good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're right in my voice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Watch this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I should say that the way that these shows are set up, I don't think he knows what everybody else's arguments are going to be used against him. But it seems like everybody else there knows what that person in the middle thinks, and they're there essentially to refute whatever their beliefs are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But everybody comes there with ammunition and that person in the beginning is not... I mean, you should be prepared to defend your beliefs, but you're going up against somebody who's already thought about every argument against you. So like one person is prepared, the other person is not. But continue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is an interesting... point that he was making right there which is like if laws are based on like societal cohesion but not some like moral framework right and society chooses to do something that we might morally object to if you go along with the societal decision, you could get some shitty outcomes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So the idea of having this like moral framework that informs the societal decisions, much to their chagrin at times, can sometimes protect the human experience. So if society all goes, hey, we should have slavery, and then the moral opinion is, no, that's wrong to subject people to that sort of behavior, you can thwart what society wants.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, this would be the argument like why you want something out of simply what makes people feel good to be what drives your moral compass.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's why this is like a... I'm not trying to say one is right or wrong. I'm just saying it's kind of exposing the limiting factors of both. It's like, we want the moral framework of religiosity when it comes to how we treat one another, but then there are certain hang-ups with that religiosity, and then we go, actually, we don't want... The religiosity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Pussy, bro. Pass the physical. Big time pussy over there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it's kind of like we're picking and choosing what we feel like is right. I think he's using the term what civil society is, but like civil society throughout history has believed in some pretty nefarious shit. So yeah, it's an interesting, I think it's like, I think this, keep on going. I don't want to interrupt at all, but I think it's like a really interesting discussion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like how do you figure out what is the best version of society for the most people? And the reality is you kind of need to pick and choose from both. You know, you need a moral framework that you might object to that's brought to you by God or some higher power or something else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But you also need to break that framework so that certain people can have the rights that they deserve as part of this idea of a civil society. I don't know if you get there without both. You can't just rely on people to make the right decision, I think is what I'm trying to say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Other than last night. I think I had to get one for Netflix. I told him that shit. I was like, by the way, I already got a physical for Netflix. And he was like, yeah, I think it might be a little different physical. How come physicals in high school, they had to touch your balls? Do you remember that? No, they never did that with us, Mark.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then the pushback someone might give is like, yo, we've created some fucked up rules that like really hurt a lot of people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I guess my question is, I don't have the answer. My question is like, what is the impetus for that? Like what made us realize, was it this internal morality that we have? Like, uh, Was it kind of like erupting and we realized, hey, this is actually wrong. This goes against what we want internally. And we like turned a blind eye to it. Like what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But why the fuck have we done it? throughout the majority of history. If we know that it's so wrong, why have we done it continually? Like murder and things like that. Murder, you know, assault women, all these things. Like why? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So then how have we been so comfortable with murder throughout history?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, it's... It's no victim. It's not murder. What would it be called? Just killing. Yeah. So murder is the idea that one party is not consenting. And I guess both parties are consenting to whatever happens. It's like a boxing match where one person ends up dying. But I guess with a duel, like the explicit purpose is to kill that person. One of us will die.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Tell us about what happened when you were fucking homeschooled. Tell us what happened when you were homeschooled about this physical you got.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I guess maybe there's like a... So I guess maybe Sam's position is a little bit more optimistic about the human experience. It's like, hey, we are internally good and we know the right thing to do. And when we're put in situations where we're allowed to freely access our internal morality, we will act right. Yeah, I agree with that. But also I have empathy for the other guy because it's like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He might subscribe to this idea like there's been a lot of times where we don't act right and we act horribly towards one another. And then having this moral framework that's given by God or religion or whatever is a constant reminder that we cannot fall victim to our instinctual desires in these moments. But sometimes they've used that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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moral framework to do horrible things that's that's why this is an interesting discussion i'm not saying that you're wrong about but that's why it is really interesting because there's so much evidence to us doing horrible shit and it would be nice if there was this framework that we could look back to and be like hey hey we're doing horrible shit because god says it or now i guess we have in america the constitution says it it seems like we need something to remind us constantly and that we can do a lot of justification for horrible behavior if we want
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And we can even use religion for horrible behavior too. I mean, people have done it throughout history. It's happening right now, right? They're like murking these Christians out there in Syria. And I'm sure that there's like a moral justification for that. There's not this like boo murder. They're going, nah. You know, the man upstairs justifies this in some way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I know a lot of these shows are based on dunking on one another, which is kind of unfortunate. I wish there was a lot more good faith conversations for people online where it wasn't like, I'm going to win. It's more like, what do you feel? Oh, that's an interesting perspective. And I feel this way. And then that person goes, I can see why that's important.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Unfortunately, this dunk culture, that gets a click.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But the discussion is like... Yeah, no, it's good. It's like, here, keep going.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Whoa. Pause. Whoa. Okay, so an interesting feeling is like, usually I think, at least in America, the feeling of, hey, this feels good, and this is good that we're talking about this, Miles, is that this feels good to go kiss your friend. We should let the experts speak on this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If someone's in the room, there's really no reason for us to talk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But he goes, it's not like it's right or wrong. It's just I don't feel a justification for it outside of this feels good. So his, I guess, argument hinges on this idea, just because something feels good doesn't mean that it's best for society. And he makes more wild shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He came ready. This guy came ready. Right. And this I think we've even had this discussion here, which like, OK, you have people that are related having sex without the fear of reproduction. If they are consensual, is that OK? It feels both good to both of them. They're adults. They're consenting. And it doesn't, I guess, negatively impact society. Should we restrict their ability to do that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What was the teacher? Dr. Small. Yeah, Dr. Small.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because same-sex removes the fear of producing a child that has some sort of issue. So what's the problem? So what's the problem? Now, this is where we go back to the O'Connor argument where it's just like you have this innate feeling of boo. Yeah. That's bad. What does that come from? Because we've been told incest is bad. Well, that's the thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Have we been told it or do we innately feel it's wrong? Like, is it built into our personal constitution?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But then you look at throughout history and probably the— Except these guys. I mean, yeah, Doug's entire family looks identical to one another, so there's been a lot of inbreeding in his family, and it's kind of worked out for them. Maybe others it hasn't, right? But there's a lot of similarity. Yeah, but they all have asthma, so it's like the good with the bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How do you have asthma with that nose, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anyway, I thought this was an interesting discussion. It's cool to chew on these things. I don't know. What is your take on it? What do you think determines our decision-making of right and wrong?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There was a dude on a city bike that literally hunted me down on the street just so he could be like, yo, my sperm sucks too. What do I do with that information?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're like, why are we eating this shit?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you could make the argument that reinforcing those beliefs might be the best thing for society at large.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I do as well. But he was looking at like, I think he's chalking this up to like a leftist issue. And maybe he has issues with leftist ideology. And it's easy to like, you know, reconstruct an argument afterwards and like place it on top of it. But he's pointing at, you know, birth rates declining.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And he's trying to say, if you see more like left-leading ideology in countries, you see birth rates declining. And he's going, okay, is this a like repercussion of this way of thinking where you just do what makes you feel good? Now, Maybe. Maybe you have less people and maybe society collapses hundreds from years now. Who fucking knows?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I don't know if we build society simply to create more people. Right. Yes, there's a way to make society. So we just make more people and it is more beneficial for that specific thing. But I don't know if that's the goal of civil society.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, so it would separate the kids. That's an important component to talk about. When a woman is breastfeeding, it's much harder for her to get pregnant. So if you're breastfeeding for two, three, four years, then you have a five year gap in between kids. And if you had four kids, think about that. That's 20 years of baby making. So if you start at 18, you're done at 38.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you might have three, four kids. You have three or four kids. That's assuming every pregnancy went to term.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, that makes a lot of sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, 100%. I mean, like you have a kid right now, you know how much attention they require. Like they're walking around, you need to walk with them every single second, every day. If you have one that's five and they kind of know the rules where they should go, they can almost like help out a little bit with the little kid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They're not looking after them, but they can teach the kids something like that. You can ask them to hand you something and you can look after the other kid. But looking at two, looking after two kids that are under three years old. I mean, that takes a village shit. Like, that's where you need grandma or you need grandpa. You need somebody else looking after those kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It takes a lot of attention.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, again, the concern is that there won't be enough, or that the burden of the parents and the grandparents will be on the grandkids, and they just won't have enough resources to protect, provide.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's right. They have to develop a business. They have to create something. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Acceleration's drunk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is the thing about politics.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And like, there are certain names, especially in, I mean, at least New York, but definitely in politics in general, where like people go, oh, they're familiar with the name. Like you see this person, you know what you're going to get. And then you see some other random human being.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And if he doesn't create enough buzz, if he doesn't have like superstar power, like Trump had superstar power, so he could kind of muscle his way in. But if it's Cuomo versus random name person that used to be the comptroller of the city, yeah, Cuomo's blowing that guy out. Yeah. So he would run against Adams.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes, it did, but I think it's probably because I'm not like somebody on this podcast that tries to get his balls rubbed by every man in his fucking life. Oh, tell us about that. Yeah, tell us about that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You're not going to go dipping some strength every once in a while?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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God damn. If he came back with a new hairline, I'd be like, this motherfucker is compromised.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I want you outside. I think we need Adams on the pod, bro. Because I don't know if we can let Cuomo be the mayor, bro. I think we need Adams on the pod.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think we need Adams. We need to have a real talk with him. What would you ask him? What do you want to know? He might be a little afraid to come up here, though. Nah, that motherfucker got no fear. I was a police officer energy. Because he was. But they have a different confidence. No, I don't think he's scared.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They got a lot of that confidence. He's away with it. We're not talking about it no more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think it was construction for the Turkish embassy or whatever like that. And it's like, low-key, build your embassy, bro. Couple free flights.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's the question. Yeah. So here's the concern. The concern I would imagine is this. If you're a foreign country, right, and you see a rising star in the American political system.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If I'm a foreign country that I want, and I want any influence in American politics at all, and that is advantageous to foreign countries, obviously, you get in bed with these guys when they're real young, like before they're even mayor of New York.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you got a little thing on them that you're not really going to talk about, and they're not really sweating because they got these political dreams, and hopefully they get to be president one day. I mean, if you're going to be mayor of New York, There's no way you're not thinking I could be president. Oh, yeah. It's the next logical step, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So if you're Turkey, if you're China, if you're Qatar, if you're anything, right, you go, all right, let's see if we can just, you know, talk to that guy. Let's throw a little money in his campaign. Let's do whatever we can. And then if he does rise to this political superstardom, he does become president, then that's a phone call away.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you're like, listen, we would really appreciate it if you don't make these tariffs too crazy. You know, we're boys. Remember back in the day we gave you that 100 grand? And that's your way of going, we don't want to make this a big problem. It's like getting it on the seed round. Yeah. I mean, if I'm another country, that's what I'm doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm looking at every young political star potentially, and I'm going, I love what you're doing. How can I help? Not even trying to bribe you. How can I help? And then, you know, becoming friends. Yeah. Wow. So we can let him be mayor. He can't be president. That's crazy. He's already bribed by the Turks, right, for 100 grand. But mayor, I like.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This guy, Ian Carroll, went on Rogue with my mustache and talked so much shit about how Israel is influencing. Like it was like Epstein shit. It feels like there was no new conspiracies that were brought up. It was like the same conspiracies we've heard for the last decade. But Twitter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, what is he saying? Like, what is going so viral on Twitter specifically? Because I just see Twitter and it's like it's back to like everything is the Jews fault. So but what specifically is he outing? What is he what connections?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So this is the tricky thing is like he's you should be able to criticize every single government on the planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You should be able to criticize Russia. You should be able to criticize China. Whatever the fuck you want, you should be able to criticize. Now, it is tricky, right? Because Jews in America and Jews around the world naturally are very supportive of Israel. So sometimes that support gets conflated. You're like, are you supporting that country because they've allegedly done those things?
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Or are you supporting them because you like a Jewish homeland and you feel safe there and you've been reading all the books forever and you just want that place to exist? So I think that there is a separation there. But if you're somebody who hates Jews and you hear that rhetoric from Ian, you're going, see, this is why I hate them, because of all this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it is a... But the thing that I've seen kind of explode the most is this idea of foreign influence, right? Which is a very reasonable discussion to have. If you feel like other countries are influencing America, we should be able to look into that influence and be critical of that influence, right? Now, that's not to say that we shouldn't take foreign investment. Give us all your fucking money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you know what I mean? If Saudi Arabia wants to buy a trillion dollars worth of planes that don't work... Absolutely, please. We love to sell you planes that don't work. We're literally selling planes with the technology that doesn't make them as good as they can be. Oh, really? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That plane goes 100 miles per hour. Because in case you act up, we need a 200-mile-per-hour plane to take you out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The F-35 is hell. We're not selling them. We're not selling the F-35s. We're not giving anybody F. But I think you give them like F-16s. You give them the top of that shit. We're not giving nobody those F-35s.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, I said nobody harass the women. I said specifically to all of y'all, listen, there are women that are working here and there's going to be no fraternizing with them at all. We have a rule.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, Dove is a little autistic about the planes. He loves the fucking planes, so I trust him with this kind of information. But I think—so here's, I think, the tricky thing, right? It looks like there's this influence, right? And a lot of people in America, like, they make this big concern— How do I even say that? Because I don't want to discredit people who care about what's happening in Gaza.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, I think there are definitely a lot of people in America around the world care about what's happening in Gaza. And they're like, hey, this feels excessive and they don't want people dying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I also think there have been plenty of other times throughout history where like America has been responsible for the murder of tons of people, a million people in Iraq. And like, yes, there are Americans who are concerned. They're like, this is fucked up. We don't like this. This is horrible. But there's a little part of Americans who are like, yeah, but the gas is like 250. Right. Right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I think there's a little part of this discussion which is kind of missing, which is like, what are we getting out of this tragedy? We're supporting this tragedy, but what do we get? And I think it's on Israel, to be honest, to explain if we're best friends, if you're our closest ally or whatever it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's up to you to explain to Americans if you want to continue to get that support, why we're so close. What is the information? Now, I hear a lot of people when I ask, they're like, we get... What is it called? Intelligence. Yeah. Okay. So intelligence can essentially mean like, hey, there's this terror attack that's going to happen. You guys should do something about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's a rule. You cannot fraternize with the women at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's operate in best case scenario, right? And I know there's already people on the internet like, oh, you're fucking just bootlegging the Jews or whatever the fuck it is. I'm just saying best case scenario. They've given us information to thwart 20 more 9-11s, let's say. Because I doubt there's one planned attack on America, right? There's probably a bunch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So let's say they've given us information that stops 20 others. They can't tell America, by the way, we gave you the information to stop these attacks because now you're going to give up those people that are embedded in those terror institutions or even the country's governments that are playing these attacks. So now you remove your intelligence.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So there is a version where America's giving them this amount of money a year, and we're getting intelligence that is valuable to us, but you can't communicate that to American people. Okay, well, you need to figure out something else to communicate.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's also possible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because now you're just saying it because it didn't happen. But if you are, because here's the reality of the world. They control the media. Yeah. But this is the reality of the world. Once something happens, the government is always going to be a reflection of the people, right? So if there isn't support for something in America, you will not get money eventually.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's waning support in America for the war in Ukraine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right. Americans are kind of suffering. They feel like they don't have money here. And they were like, why are we sending billions of dollars over this other country? I don't really know anybody from there. I don't really understand how it's an existential threat to us personally. Like, I don't get it and I can't afford eggs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, like, if any billions of dollars is going anywhere, send it send it over here first. I think that's the feeling a lot of Americans have. I think if the economy was absolutely flourishing, we don't give a fuck about USAID. We don't care about the plays they're doing in the Philippines or whatever the fuck they want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But in America, when times are tough, naturally, and I think it's a very reasonable response, we start looking at where the money's going. You know what I mean? Like, if you're not spending a lot of time with your dad, but your dad's out here doing all this other shit, you have some resentment towards all those other things your dad's doing. You want to hang out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I think in those moments, it's up to those countries that are getting help to show us the value that they're bringing to us. You have to find a way to communicate that value. Otherwise, Americans start feeling taken advantage of. Now, we might not be. And you have to leave that space open. I think people are determined that they know exactly what's going on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's a little bit of an addiction to conspiracy in general. They're very exciting and fun. They make people feel really smart. You know something nobody else knows. That's the quickest way to feeling smart. But I think there is a burden on any country that we're giving money to. It could be Ukraine. It could be Israel. It could be fucking any other country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There is a burden on them to understand what they're bringing. I think partially that was the mineral deal they were doing with the Ukraine. I think it was like, listen, you need to give us a reason why we should continue giving you weapons. And that would have maybe pacified the American people. We'd be like, oh yeah, we got all their minerals.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So honestly, we're getting shit cheap and it's actually beneficial to us. So I think Israel need to figure out what that mineral shit is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you have to do that for a geopolitical reason because you have to convince the American public it is worth sending our money that can make our eggs cheaper or whatever we believe. It doesn't matter if that's reality. It's perception. What do we believe to be true? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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you gotta figure that out because it feels like in america right now that support is low and when the economy is tough the ideological wars don't go as far like you're like can you explain that is great like if things are expensive and i'm having a hard time buying food or supporting my family i don't give a fuck about communism i don't give a fuck i don't care about terrorism i don't care about none of these supporting democracy you're like who cares like that that is a place of privilege where we could worry about your issues over my house is communist we're all splitting one omelet you know
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is. And then, yeah, that's an interesting, that's an interesting point too, which is like, because even within Israel, it's, it's quite divided. Right. So, but that is an interesting thing where it's like, if you feel under attack, your knee jerk reaction is to support the side that you believe is defending you. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But by doing that, you're supporting the actions of the government, which a lot of Americans feel is like, okay, you did the job, and now you're twisting the knife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, here's the other thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's a lot of people that aren't going to say it's wrong. But another thing that we got to decide is like, we can't get caught. We can't get caught up in right and wrong. We have to get caught up in perception. Perception is reality. And this is important for countries to understand. The perception of Zelensky coming into the Oval Office not wearing a suit,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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doing like a vague threat about it could affect you guys, and like being contentious with Trump and J.D. Vance, the perception to Americans, most of who aren't really informed about the conflict, was like, hold up, son, I gave you $400 billion and this is how you talk in our White House? Mm-hmm. Cut the money off. Now, there is much more nuance to what's happening in that war.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's much more nuance to what's going on in the world. Like if you talk to people that are from the countries that are around Russia, they get taught every single day in school, like Russia still thinks Estonia is part of Russia. All those countries are like, we might be Russia one day. So they have a different perspective. But it's up to those countries to understand American perspective.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
oh fuck damn are we gonna bring david in yeah we gotta bring we gotta bring david in because the people know right we're talking about a public episode no no it's patreon oh it's patreon yeah there's no way it was on patreon.com yeah patreon.com slash flagrant i think so oh my god that felt like a shameless promo that one exactly five dollars a month shameless promo it felt like me showing up to wwe raw the week after my special came that was really even though i bought those tickets months when did we buy those tickets up do you remember
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It don't matter what your reality is. It matters if you want the money and you want the support, you have to meet us where our reality is. We get into these discussions all the time in American culture where it's about the trans debate or something like that. And somebody goes, I don't want trans women competing against women in sports.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And a lot of like left-leaning people will be like, oh, that's a red herring and that's not actually a real issue. It's like, okay, that might be what you feel, but you're not addressing what these people feel. It's like you do something to upset your wife and then she's like, that upset me. And you're going, but that's not a real issue. Does that work ever? No. But I paid for the apartment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly. They don't want to hear that shit, right? You have to meet people where they feel. So a lot of times people get caught up in these like logical arguments and like, oh, but America actually did this, which is just as bad as that. That might be true and factually true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But the reality of what we live in is the perception is off and you need perception on your side for the support that's going to allow you to continue, I guess, doing whatever you want to do for your country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Welcome to geopolitics, my boy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think we're dealing with—I think we're dealing with—I think they're also reacting to the emotional volatility in their countries.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, I don't think it's surprising that, like, once this war starts ratcheting up, Putin starts going back to the Orthodox Church and talks about, like, how important it is to be in church and church is the foundation of family when apparently before that you never even saw him in one. So if you're gearing up for war, you want God on your side. You know, like, he's making emotional moves.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Trump makes emotional moves all the time. People don't trust the food. Put the guy who says the food is bad as the leader of the food. That's what we did in America, right? Like, we don't trust the alphabet agencies. Put the chick who says that these alphabet agencies are not working in the best interest of the people in charge of the alphabet agencies. Like, these are emotional reactions.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Whether or not they'll be fruitful... We're going to see, but you have to be aware of what people are thinking. And you can't just go, uh, you guys are stupid. It's like, all right, keep saying that you're going to lose money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that's like the skill of a leader is like, I mean, this is a movie, so it's probably complete bullshit, but I've used this reference before, but, uh, I forget who came over. It was like the King of England, like get support for the Americans. Like the King came over and like,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think it was, oh man, was it FDR told him, he's like, yo, you gotta, if you want Americans who are German immigrants and Italian immigrants to go to war against Germany and Italy, to go to war against their relatives, their cousins, their uncles, you need to convince us that you are like us, that you are more like us than they are. You need to eat the hot dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You need to wear some regular shit and eat a hot dog. Don't act like some king that we fought wars to get away from. You need to feel like you're one of the boys. So you've got this king who had eaten with a knife and fork in perfect manners going, all right, let me scarf a hot dog. And that's how simple Americans were. I'd be like, that motherfucker, we gotta die for him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
that shit with the corn on records club oh yeah in a long way that should have me dying the point is probably somebody said uh someone said uh someone said yeah yeah i bet you eat the snickers uh from the top down so you feel the veins damn that is how i eat it though how else do you eat a snickers bro so so what what do you think we do in these type of situations like
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, what do you do when there's, like, waning sentiment? Put yourself in the shoes of another government. You can put yourself in the shoes of Israel, Ukraine, whatever. It depends what cards you have to know how to play.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, no, real quick, just on this one. This is really interesting. It's like, right now there's this distrust of media, right? Like, if there's any reporting that's, like, protecting Israel, right? The knee-jerk reaction from people who are critical of Israel is... Yeah, but they control the media, right? So you can write it off immediately.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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2022. 2022. You know what's funny about wrestling? Wrestling fans are like, I actually really like this about wrestling. So back in the day, there was this illusion that wrestling wasn't scripted and all these punches were landing, whatever. Now the base is so acutely aware that it's scripted Now you don't have the facade. There's no like thing that there's no lie that needs to be told.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The subversive nature of TikTok is that it's everyday people in their bathroom just saying some shit, and it pops up on your phone. You don't see some news ticker. In a weird way, we have more trust. That's fucking... So, like, the way you subvert the narrative is you have regular people echoing the sentiments instead of... the professional journalists, which now we don't have the same faith in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Israel, y'all need two more seasons to curb your enthusiasm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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that yes you know larry david get off the couch and get back to cooking that might be the only thing that could pacify americans yeah a 22 episode season of kirby enthusiasm we'd be like what's the deal what if we bring back seinfeld yeah yo yeah but we do need like israeli soft power you know what i mean it's like the israelis really want to win it over because we got jews in america we're just like ah they're american you know
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's interesting. There is no like relationship between America and Israel in terms of the Israeli people. Our idea of Jews is the American version of them. And then that's it. Yeah. And it's kind of like just the Ashkenazi New York. We don't really know Jews outside of like white New York Jews. Yeah. Yeah. We have no idea of like the dove Jews, like the African ones.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's no concept of that in America. And I wonder if that like skews the perspective of what's happening in Israel. You think it's just these white people that look like Seinfeld in Israel, right? When it's a bunch of darkies like doves. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He loves it. But, like, what is the perspective of, like, an Israeli to an American? Like, what is that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Israel sent us a handler.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Somehow this guy with a fucking yarmulke can walk into the studio.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No, he's making gay jokes with us on Flickr once a week. Exactly. Yeah, we need to look into this guy. Yeah, dude. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second and talk about one of the most healthy sources of protein on Earth, shmegma.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, wait. What does it say? Something different? But I thought shmegma, they said, had like the most high protein content.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. My shit does not taste like... You just... What is it? Wait, wait, wait. We were talking about the flavor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now you get to get them on story, but they appreciate, they know all the terminology. They know like baby face, they know heel, they know all that kind of stuff. They know like when you get a move done on you, it's called a bump or whatever. So,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just because it tastes bad doesn't mean it's not filled with protein, man. No, it doesn't. Are you taking shmeg shots to the face?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
What do you do with that? Do you collect it, put it into a mason jar? No, no, no, no, no. You just gotta get rid of it. You gotta...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bone broth. It's natural, loaded with nutrients... It's got gelatin and amino acids to support digestion, collagen to help repair cartilage and support flexibility, immune health, and much more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What do you mean? I'd drink this shit right to the face right now. Like you. Do it. 14 years old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, your bone broth tastes nothing like kettle and fire. What I'm trying to say is using real high-quality bones, 100% grass-fed beef bones and organic free-range chicken bones, this is the best-tasting bone broth hands down. I bet you were hands down. They don't use anything weird, nothing artificial, simple ingredients, okay? Remove a couple ribs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is a company that doesn't sacrifice a single standard. If you want to add some protein into your favorite dishes, Kettle and Fire is a perfect way to sneak it in. Or if you're fasting, I heard the boys are going to do a little fasting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yep. I'm going to do, I think, what, two, three days? Two is cool. Two, three? Two is cool. Yeah. Hold on. So you're going to do complete food fast, but you're going to be on the bone broth. Do probably like one of these a day. One of these a day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I mean, you could, but then it's like, you know what he's doing? He knows you're going to drink from here. He's going from the tap, and I feel like he's going to have an unfair advantage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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you know, they're seeing this thing happening and they're, they're reacting to the thing as if it was a script, which honestly really hurt me because I didn't realize that this whole fucking thing was going to happen in the first place.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no. I feel like you're going from the tap. I'm going to do kettle and fire. I feel like you're going to do a back handspring. No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Listen, point is, stop. This is Kettle and Fire, guys. This is Kettle and Fire, okay? If you want to add some protein into your favorite dishes, Kettle and Fire is perfect way to sneak it in. Or if you're fasting like the boys, a little bone broth goes a long way. A long way. A long way. I'll do three days. You're going to do three days? I'll do three days. All right, so we just got three days.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No eating. But I need y'all to do that after we record the pods. I don't want to have you have low energy.
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I wouldn't survive. If y'all want to join them, head over to kettleandfire.com slash flagrant, okay? Use our code flagrant at checkout to get 20% off your first order. Trust me, I'm telling you right now, bone broth is going to change your life. I might get up in that fast, bro. You should. Three days is crazy because, you know, my metabolism works way different than you guys. No, it's the same.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I poop three times a day. You guys poop once a day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Well, my point is if I poop three times faster, then I metabolize three times faster. Therefore, I should do one day and that's equivalent to three for you. No, you're eating so much food. Your body's constantly in a state of inflammation.
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Yeah, you get 20% off, okay? That is kettleandfire.com slash flagrant. The code is flagrant for 20% off. Now, let's get back to the show. All right, guys, this podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. Listen, if you have a business and you do not have a website, you do not have a real business. It is that simple. I cannot trust you.
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You know, but, and I felt, I felt, this is your close friend. Yeah. This is my close friend whose wedding I was going to not go to already, but now I'm really not going to go. But I did get an invite.
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Squarespace.com slash flagrant to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Now let's get back to the show. That's all I'm trying to say. Perception is important. There are so many people online who will give you every single statistical fact, and they'll be like, yeah, but America did this even worse in this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think we care about that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Honestly, I felt let down, bro. I felt let down. Because I had my boys right there. I had my boys right there, and I thought you were going to jump in that ring. Thank God for AJ Styles.
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We don't care about that. You are dealing with emotional people. There's that Jonathan Haidt book. It's called The Righteous Mind. Read that shit. Read that shit, okay? Because you're trying to, like, logically address what people are going through, and just like arguing with your wife, that shit ain't gonna work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay. But I do appreciate the wrestling fans as well. I'm trying to say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We are your wife. You gotta treat everybody like your wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Especially on the geopolitical stage. You could do the strongman shit, but then you gotta be able to bang out
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it's like, you need to be met emotionally. You need someone to acknowledge like, yo, it does seem fucked up. I get why you guys feel that way. A hundred percent. Like I see these videos and it's fucking disgusting. It's terrifying. Right. And then you could also go to cops and be like, listen, it's hard to be you. It's hard to make those decisions in the moment. Like that's a fucking tough job.
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Like you're going out there. We're an armed public. You don't know who got a gun and who doesn't in America. Like that's a scary fucking place to be. You start there, but nuance is uncomfortable. Yeah. It is very uncomfortable, but it is more comfortable if you at least meet somebody where they're feeling.
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Like if you acknowledge what they're feeling and not make them feel like a retard for it, which is like what our, I don't even know if it's like our political rhetoric has become. It's just this like dunk on economy. It's like, you're stupid because...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Mark and I are the only people that have kids in all of New York City. There are two toddlers in New York City. And Mark and I own them.
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In my, again, I don't know, but my estimation, it doesn't feel like they're very concerned with the perception of what's happening.
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Yes, yes, that that would potentially be thrown out 100%. Yeah, it's a really tricky situation. I don't know what, I think that what people want to feel, the people who are really against this war, what they want to feel is that they're right, that the war is bad and it's wrong and what's horrible, what's happening.
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So it's going to require somebody on that side going, you're right, it's horrible, it's happening and this has gone too far and this is disgusting. Yeah. But we're still going to do it. Like, that's a very tricky position to be in. You know, so it's like, but again, I think a major component of this that nobody's talking to is Americans not really knowing what we get out of this support.
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Like, what do we get out of it? What is the concern? Like, if we found out that, like... Hamas was also behind all these potential terror attacks that were happening here and their base that organized them was doing that. And that there were four different attacks that were about to happen. They were thwarted because of that intelligence, blah, blah, blah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Then all of a sudden Americans might go, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know what I mean? Like we might feel under serious threat. So we're like, all right, if you got to bang out, you got to bang out and we got you. But I think Americans are removed from that threat. I know 9-11 was that long ago, but I think we are. We're quite removed. We're definitely removed from the existential threat of Russia. Like, we just don't feel it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I can't speak for everybody, but personally, I don't feel it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Not afraid at all. He'll have four Turkish airliners in Russia tomorrow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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With bad bitches.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I think the concern right now is that propaganda in its old form is no longer useful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Useful meaning, no, sorry, effective. So I don't even know what the propaganda is anymore. I don't even think that- I think it's effective. But what is the propaganda that they're giving us? Like, the only way that propaganda works is if you create a threat against me. Like, what is the concern for me? And I don't see that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What were you guys' takes on it? What did you guys think about the whole spectacle?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The only argument I see is like, well, America would have done something 10 times worse and has in the past. It's like, all right, but you, not us. Like, you know what I mean? Like, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it's like, again... I, that, that's where I'm saying it's like, you have to, we have to feel an actual, the propaganda has to induce an actual fear, which is what the propaganda for communism did. Like that's MacArthurism or whatever happened. Like we're like looking for people and oh, are these Hollywood slubs? They're actually fucking communists.
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The American way is going to be completely destroyed. Like there was real threat to America right now. We don't feel threat from Hamas at all. Right. And so the fact that we don't feel threat and we're supporting this thing, which we're seeing all these videos and it's like horrifying. And you're just like, whoa. So what is I don't even know if they're giving propaganda.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, what is the like, what is the good, useful propaganda?
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Hmm. It's I mean, so it's tricky. And this is one of the things that like we're talking about, like how leaders got to get support for things. We're not talking about whether things are right or wrong. Right. Right or wrong is in the eyes of the person that's doing the doing. Right. Like, I'm sure they feel justified. They're like, look what happened to us. We're responding to this attack.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I'm sure Hamas feels justified. They're like, look what has happened to us. And then we did that. So both of them feel like they're in the right and the other is in the wrong. And we're sitting over here going. What's this got to do with us, yo? Eggs are fucking $100. Why'd they get $40 billion when eggs are $100? You know, buy $40 billion worth of eggs before we go do this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you need to massage. If you want support, you need to work on that. Hmm. Yeah. Because if not, you are going to have so many people asking questions about this. I think if the economy was absolutely flourishing, everybody's rich and Bitcoin's at 100, I don't even think we're looking about what's happening in Ukraine. I think everybody's trying to buy GWAC.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Everybody's trying to start up some business on Instagram. Like, when the economy's doing well, Americans, we don't even look outside. Mm-hmm. We only look outside for vacation. We're not looking where the money goes. It's like everybody gets robbed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Everybody who makes a lot of money, like an athlete or a rapper or something like that, like a musician, everybody gets robbed when they're making all the money. They don't realize it until they default on their house. And then they're like, well, my money manager took $5 million and this person. You don't notice that in the moment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then we go, Hamas can't exist anywhere. We've got to get rid of Hamas. Wherever Hamas exists, we're rooting it out. Now, you're not suggesting that they do this. I've just been reading 48 Laws of Power. That seems like a very effective book to learn how to deal with these things. Exactly. So now I've become a master of power and deception.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If we don't care about you, you're not getting our money. Did you learn to hypnotize yet?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think Al could be hypnotized 100%. I know I can.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He thought it was white in his past life.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Look, King, we need a hypnotist on the pod to hypnotize you. I don't think you're going down immediately. I wouldn't let you guys do it here. Fuck out of here.
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Shit.
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How often are you doing the show? Monthly? Yeah, the last Tuesday of every month. So the last Tuesday of every month, Mark does a show at Mary Lou. And Mark and Joey Avery, they run a show at Mary Lou. Great comedy show and an awesome venue. I used to be at a place called Cafe Orlin. And Jamil and I used to have breakfast there every single week of our lives.
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The first podcast I ever recorded in my entire life that never saw the light of day, me and my boy Bobby, you guys know Bobby, recorded at Cafe Orlin just on a random Zoom mic with no actual microphone. What was the discussion of that podcast? Just some wild shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The guy comes back afterwards and like.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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but yeah so like it's a great show i've done it you guys should go check it out and it's the last tuesday of every single month so have you posted tickets for the next thing yet no we're actually gonna be posting today okay so today we'll come out go get them shits it's fantastic they do two shows a night and you never know who's gonna pull up you guys have some nice little uh yeah we've had a good little lineup yeah i like this i like this a lot very fun very fun yeah it's a good time all right what else we got before we wrap this up are we gonna run through some feelings no facts real quick let's get it you saw kanye talking to fake rogan oh poor kanye
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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i'm like i'm like trying to dap him up and he goes uh he's like he's like i can't i can't slap your hand in front of all these people like he's really keeping up the cake you know he's like because i can't slap your hand in front of all these people but i just want to say i like you you're a funny guy and i'm like oh thank you and he goes i can't slap your hand in front of all these people and i'm like okay you're a piece of shit like i didn't understand i didn't know how to be angry and positive you know but it's uh yeah the commitment to it yeah dude
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you think Kanye did that on purpose? Like, he got to know he's not talking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you think he's just doing this? He's like, he knows he's not talking to Rogan. Got it. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. That would get you.
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Fishing scam?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, shout out Rogan, man. That was a fun episode. The paddle community internationally is going crazy. Oh, yeah, it's lighting up. Yeah, because we spoke about paddle. He didn't know what paddle was. And it was so interesting. Rogan knows pretty much everything. So him finding out about something...
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is like rare and like he was like wait what is this sport like he literally knows every he talks to every expert in every field and then i bring it up it was so cool just to see every like paddle page talking about it yeah i don't know what the what it's similar to like uh it's like we're like part of like an indie rock band or something like that and then we get mentioned on mtv or something like it's it's a new sport
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It is new. But it was cool to just talk about it on the biggest platform in the world and then also see all the people in the community be really excited about it. This also just shows, obviously everybody knows the biggest platform in the world, but it is, I imagine, quite validating for this sport that we're all obsessed with that we have to tell people is not pickleball every single day.
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to like get spoken about on this thing. And then Rogan being like excited about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know how like when we would play ball back in the day, like the dude that had the perfect basketball outfit was always ass.
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But now I get why they did that. Yeah. Because up to the point when they play, they don't really look like ass. Yeah. And then, so you basically have, like, that 15 minutes of warm-up before the person that you're playing against know you suck, where you're like, all right, I got it. Like, when we were in Dubai and we were in Abu Dhabi, they gave us the paddle shirts with our names on them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I'm showing up to the court with a fucking name on my back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They think you're Emirati. Yeah, they think I play pro for the UAE.
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Also, you know, this is the most embarrassing thing is when you're not in the action, you don't know what to do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So basically any vacation that we try to make up, we're first looking at, Jason and I are going like, okay, where's the path, right? And we thought that we had that locked in with St. Bart's. But like getting anything to a Caribbean island is like just this mound of bureaucracy you have to get through, even for like these rich, bougie people. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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at the end of the day like there's something funny about government is like even the richest most bougie people they gotta like tuck their cock between their legs and beg some local mayor please can i get my paddle court and they the makers mayors just go we're too busy we can't do this wow so they didn't have it up but every vacation i try to take i want to make sure there's that so what you're doing i'm like so envious of it's unbelievable my girl's on board i was like oh she gets to go to the beach yeah you guys have a nice breakfast together yeah you have
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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a nice dinner, and then you play in between, and she hangs at the beach, she reads. Tell me this isn't an awesome vacation.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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so like i have a lot of respect to the people who aren't doing the thing they're like on the sidelines but they're like invested still they're doing their little thing they're like emotional or they just did a move on someone did a move on them and they're like reeling but they're committed to that shit yeah because there's a moment where i'm just sitting on the the ropes i'm like so what y'all doing like yo this seat is fire you gotta get this front row seat like i'm just there at one point i just shoot the ropes i didn't know what to do
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I would love that. I would love that because you are kind of like imprisoned.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, Stephen A. is... That's a real one right there, bro. A lot of people would be terrified of beefing with LeBron because of the leverage he has over the... The sports media. Yeah. And Stephen A. don't give a fuck, bro. It's actually interesting. I wonder if you cannot give a fuck more now that, like... information is decentralized. Like he has his own podcast. Like he doesn't need ESPN.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Even if ESPN was like, Hey, that's the golden goose. Don't piss off LeBron. He'd be like, all right, I just won't talk about over here. I'll just get all the ratings on my pod. Yeah. So I wonder if you're getting like a more honest version of sports journalism where back in the day, it was very much curated.
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Son, your son is a professional athlete, LeBron. I get, I get, what's that?
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And the idea is the only reason Bronny's there is because he is LeBron's son.
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Which is a perfectly reasonable excuse. Now, I will say there's G League games where Bronny seems to be going off. Yeah. But when he plays at the elite level... He doesn't have any numbers that reflect his ability to play in the NBA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So this is a tricky thing. It's like... Because your father is in this advantageous position, you're going to be able to bestow certain opportunities upon your kid. And he even mentioned this before. He's like, I see white people do this all the time. They get their kids jobs that they don't deserve. So I support you doing it. But at the same time, that doesn't mean it goes without criticism.
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Just like it doesn't go without criticism when you see the Nepo baby shit with white people, with Jews, with anybody, right? It's like we criticize the Nepo babies. We like to see people who have earned things and deserve things. Yeah.
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We should.
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It's just so boring to look at all that financial shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anyway, the point is, I guess you can't have it both ways. You can get your kid a job that maybe he doesn't deserve, But you can't also say nobody's allowed to criticize him. And if he doesn't deserve it, this is a merit-based business, sports. You're going to get extra criticism. So I get it as a father. You want to ride for your kids. I 100% understand that. But... it's not going to stop it.
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Like LeBron can say whatever he wants. The only thing, the only reason I would say don't do it is because it's just going to put more gas on it. That's what he did. Yeah.
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You know what's interesting, man, is that I don't know if this same criticism would happen 10 years ago. LeBron has one probably year left. He might do two or three. He could play as long as like his body holds up and his body looks great. But let's say he's got one or two years left.
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When the media knows you have one or two years left, you don't have the leverage that you had when you have the next decade to dominate the sport. The media is moving on and finding new stars. They're not as reliant on you for the success of the league as they were in the past.
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Like it's in the media's best interest if you're a superstar for you to be a superstar because the bigger you get, the more attention these people in the media get. I think it's probably one of the arguments for protecting, they say they protected Jordan, right? It's just like, yo, can you just not post bad shit about the Golden Goose and let us... And that's the difference, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, but why do you think that is?
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That's interesting. It's like, you need a take and there's 40 different shows and they're all going to have a take.
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And that's, yeah, that's what we do just with everything. So imagine it'd be a him.
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Nope.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, because your greatness isn't what shuts them up or not.
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I wonder if he's grappling with that thing where it's like, is this Bronny's dream? Is he doing this to impress me? Have I... kind of like push this ambition onto him. Like that's a tricky one.
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You see how much people admire your father. You want to do that thing that they admire your father for naturally.
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I feel for LeBron. I wonder if he justifies it like... I feel for both Bron and Bronny. Oh, sure. But I wonder if LeBron justifies trying to squash the criticism by saying, you don't talk about any other G League player like this. Yeah. Like... He's like, yo, just treat him like every other G League player and don't cover him, which you do.
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So he goes, he might think in his brain, he might be, you're just doing this to either get at me or because you know it's clicks, but it's not genuine or authentic because you don't talk about G League players at all. But he's got to reconcile the fact that they're not treating Ronnie as a G League player. But he'll see it like that. I bet you in his mind.
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I bet you LeBron is like, no, LeBron should be in the NBA and he should be in the G League. Like, he's better than these other guys. I see him hoop with them. Like, he actually has guys on his team that I'm sure he's like, LeBron, he's better than them. I don't even know why the fuck we got this bum on the team. And also there's that bias of being a dad.
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Like, everything you see in your kid is going to be the best. So I wonder if he genuinely believes that the criticism is unfounded and he's reacting in kind.
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Also, when we saw him at the Garden, he gets put in with 30 seconds left, and obviously they're going to try to get him some buckets. Yeah. But keep in mind... They call it garbage time for a reason. Facts. But think about it. If you're playing D on the last 30 seconds of a blowout, you're also the bum on the other team. And you're like, I ain't letting this kid score on me.
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So he's not going against garbage time defense. He's going up against some young whippersnapper who's like, Bronny is not scoring on me. This guy everybody calls a bum is going to score on me? Now I'm going to lose my 10-day contract? Fuck that. I'm putting the clamps on this kid. So he... He's probably going against weaker defense in the G League just in terms of effort.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, it's tricky, man. As a dad, I get it. As a dad, I get it. But as, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
yeah you know you got steven a's number you could have just had that same combo in private also steven a told us like he's when somebody tells me in confidence something i maintain that confidence he's like that's how you build trust for the players remember he was on the pod saying that he's like there's a bunch of things that people told me in confidence i don't let that go out there in the world if something happens publicly i will address that yeah yep yeah that was like an emotional yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, a little misstep right there on Braun's part. A little misstep right there on Braun's part.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
This is... This is something that I've been thinking about a little bit recently. I'm not talking about like the fringe groups, like the fringe right or the fringe left, right? I'm talking about like the average, just kind of like working American. I think that we agree on like almost everything. Not in terms of like what is a better functioning government or that kind of stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
In terms of like human to human basis. You know, like I don't want these people to suffer. I want people to have an opportunity. Some people think that that opportunity is better when things are privately run. Some people think it's better when there's a little bit bigger government that can offer assistance. But like on the human to human level, what we want for each other is very similar. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So our reaction to this administration and the past administration is really based on optimism or pessimism. So I treat this administration with optimism. Like, I see Trump's tariff stuff and all these other things, and I'm like, okay, it's hard to litigate something geopolitically in the public eye, but... maybe this is his version of getting a better rate by throwing these tariffs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then they come back and they go, okay, don't give us a hundred percent, just do 10%. And then we'll lower your tariffs that we impose on you. Like, like, and I wonder he's negotiating, unfortunately he has to negotiate in front of the world and he can't exactly tell America, yo, by the way, we were just, I'm not really going to do a hundred.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
We're just trying to get them down because once he does that, he loses the leverage.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So I treat it with a little bit more optimism, whereas someone who doesn't like Trump, but it's still just like a reasonable person, he or she looks at it with pessimism. They're like, he's going to tank the economy. He's going to destroy this. But it doesn't mean that we don't want the same thing. We want an American America that flourishes and we just get caught up. in the tribal rhetoric.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
But I really think that's, and then the same thing with like the Democrats, there was a pessimism that we looked at the Biden administration with the people that were more sympathetic to what Trump was saying, right? We're like, yeah, I don't think America will be as good if that happens.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Can you take that stupid picture of the three of us down?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I think that more people will suffer or at least not be able to move out of this very difficult situation they're in. But in terms of what we want for each other, I think it's very similar. Yeah. Yeah. I think we just get caught up in this, like, it feels so black and white. It's really not. It's like, yeah, we want things to be cheaper.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Democrats are like, yeah, I think that the Democrats have a way of doing that. I think it's going to be better for people. And Republicans are like, yeah, I actually don't think that that's been working. Let's try something different. But the way that it's spoken about online is so good versus evil that I think we think that we're on opposing sides in terms of the end goal. We're really not. Hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Just my wife hiding from the camera. This is beautiful. Dove showing off his jawline.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Like, for example, Charlemagne is more pessimistic about what Trump's administration is doing. I'm more optimistic about it. I'm sure if the Democrats were in power, he would be optimistic about what they're doing and their strategies. I might be more pessimistic about it. We both want the same thing. We want better trade deals. We want... better things for America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We don't want some shit that's fair. Fuck fair. We want to come out ahead. I want a better deal with Canada, a better deal with Mexico, a better deal with... I want to win all that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
They want a feeling. They want an opinion. But I also think, like, sharing that sentiment is important because there's people that also feel that way. There's a lot of people that feel like that. Because this shit really is a Rorschach test, right? Like, and I'm exposing my bias. I see that there's a ceasefire deal, right? Mm-hmm. So this is my bias right here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I'm like, all right, Trump pulled the money after that meeting, and all of a sudden, we got a ceasefire deal. Mm-hmm. Right? Now... That might not have been how it has gone at all. Some other shit might have happened with European support and then somebody else backdoored with Putin and had a conversation, whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
But in my biased mind, I'm like, see, sometimes you got to play hardball and then it ends up working out. Let's see how these tariffs work out over here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Of course. And then his base would be like, see, I told you so. And then his opposition will be like, this had nothing to do with you. This was actually negotiated by Saudi Arabia and there's another deal or whatever the fuck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
How are you going to get views? Yeah, like you almost wish that there's a way that you could be, like how far does the pendulum need to swing before the most salacious thing is the most trustworthy thing? Like, I feel like... Are we in those times? Well, I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And they're aware of all the storylines. They're aware of everything. Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Like, every time I think we are, and then, like, you could say, wow, conspiracy theories, and it seems like all of Twitter is like, yep, that's fact. That is 100%. Like, I wonder when conspiracies are just so mainstream that there's, like, this thirst for, all right, just tell me the boring truth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, I feel like right now... Oh, yeah, we're, like, at the top of the swing where... Conspiracies, everything, like, I'm, like, I can't wait to where, like, Some doctor comes on and goes, all right, we did all the tests. This is the boring truth about vaccines. This shit is boring, but this is what it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You're right. No, but I wonder, like, the societal value in conspiracy is, like, you know some shit that nobody else knows. But if it becomes so popular, right, the new conspiracy will be the truth that thwarts the conspiracy. Yeah. Everybody knows the conspiracy. I remember I first read that Dan Brown book. Yeah, Da Vinci Code? Da Vinci Code.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I remember just being at parties in college like, yeah, but this painting actually means this. The ninth empire. It was just great. It felt so cool to share that information.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
But I wonder, and then once that book became so popular, regurgitating that information was less, like there's less dopamine. Yeah, because you'll tell people and they'll go, yeah. Yeah, I read that book, too.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
That's crazy. Right? I wonder if once conspiracy theories become so mainstream that you no longer get the dopamine hit from sharing that secret information, that now the cool information to know is... Yeah. I mean, 9-11, like this guy was on a job and he had the information. He decided to not look into it and he fucked up in order to cover his ass.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He had to blanket statement that this really happened. And that's why it appears like it's this grand conspiracy, but it's really just incompetence at the highest level and somebody trying to cover up or whatever the fuck it is. And then people go, what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Like, I can't wait till society is so aware of every conspiracy that... The boring truth is the hot shit. I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's worse. It's worse. Listen, we love y'all, man. We'll see you on Patreon this week. Patreon.com slash flagrants. Peace.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yo, months ago. Like the second it was announced, I was like, oh shit, Raw's coming out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, Steel Cage is crazy. The ending with Roman Reigns? Yeah. That motherfucker, like... There are certain dudes are just, they are it. He's like a superhero. I didn't get it until I saw him in person.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Seeing it live, there are people that can really like command the energy and they like milk the energy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And also there's a physicality to it. Like he's a huge guy that's incredibly agile. And when he did that spear or whatever the fuck it is, it was like right in front of us. It was unbelievable. Also the CM Punk and Seth Rollins dudes. This is another thing I look at, like, how much do you believe what's happening is really happening?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, how much do you believe the pain that you're enduring is really there? Like, if you watch them, they believe it. Oh, yeah. They are 100% in. They're, like, sweating, they're exhausted, and we can kind of... become part of that reality if they actually commit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's awesome. Seeing those two guys, that was really elite. Those guys were probably doing it decades, but that was elite wrestling in terms of commitment to that match.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flaygram. Listen, did you guys watch the Super Bowl?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Also, guys, we got Brea next week. This is crazy. We sold out four shows, added a fifth. Tickets are almost gone for that. We're trying to see if we can add a sixth. I don't know if we can. I want to keep adding. Obviously, let as many of you guys see the show as possible, but buy your tickets now because I don't know how much real estate there is in a given weekend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Also, the week after, Zany's in Nashville, February 27th through March 1st. I don't think those tickets are selling out as fast, but I know those will go, so buy those. March 14th and 15th. This is important. I forgot I had shows in Tulsa. My bad. Tickets are live. Buy them, please. 21st and 22nd. Omaha, 28th and 29th. Columbus. And then the Tampa shows. Tickets are already low.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You thought it was phenomenal? Phenomenal. I actually did like the halftime show. Yeah, me too. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
April 11th and 12th. And I think we will add the 13th as well. But tickets are low for all the shows. So hurry up and buy those. AkashSingh.com. We're going to announce more dates soon. But in the meantime, I love y'all. Thank y'all so fucking much. This is crazy how many of you guys are selling out these shows. I'm very grateful. I love you guys. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Okay, here's a question. What did y'all think about the Serena Williams dancing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, it was a good touch. Good touch. I think Drake has been taking a lot of shots at her and her husband, and I think she's just like, fuck this guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why am I the worst?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. What would you do if your girl wanted to do a dance on a diss song to one of her exes that you know has a huge dick bigger than yours? And it's proven because video came out of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If you're a white guy married to a black girl, you've made your peace with that. If you're a white guy married to a black girl, you understand where you... It is what it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And if he's shitting on me, she could easily just be like, nah, whether it's true or not, she could be like, I don't like that he keeps taking shots at you, fuck him. And then, you know, she has that out. Also, you're not telling Serena Williams what to do. I don't care who you are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But it's a one and a half second cutaway during the halftime show where she's doing a C-walk. I feel like you're a billionaire. You're the greatest female tennis player in history. Like, why do you even need to be there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Listen, obviously there's been a little bit of smoke or whatever. There's been a little bit of beef. But outside of that, I can look at a performance and I can say it was good. It was colorful. Dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
For me, that's not petty. That's, like, hurt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Here's also what I would say. The same thing that... athlete-wise, female-wise, there's no question she's the closest to Jordan. There's no part of you that ever forgives if you're like that. There's no part of you that forgives. There's no part of you that forgets. There's no part of you that allows that person to win. I don't give a fuck what it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If Jordan's playing tic-tac-toe with you and you beat him once, I'm not forgetting that. So what's the best way to get Drake back if you're Serena? Super Bowl halftime show. Quit walking. Literally. I guess figuratively, not literally. You're dancing on his grave. Say you were 16 when you met him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, I guess. But I still wouldn't want my wife doing that shit. Would you want your girl doing that? Like your girl goes to Grip Walk? No, it was like, who are you even hanging with? I asked my wife to do it on the street. My wife is singing that Glorilla song.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
colorful yeah it was colorful they had a lot of symbolism red white and blue yeah i had to read a few days later what that meant and it was like mind-blowing really what was it what did it symbolize i met the american flag did you guys pick that up during it Yeah. You did? Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's like, it's all over TikTok.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
My wife is singing white women's songs now, and I'm annoyed by that. Sabrina Carpenter, she loves.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I'm just like, what's happening? No, that girl's a problem, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's great, but it's too many of them. She just knows all the white things now. She likes Alex Earl. I'm like, there's too many of these. Let's get back to the girl that shopped at Rainbow. You know what I mean? How about my wife? She shopped at Rainbow. What happened to that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
what's that alex earl girl is is like the thing to women right yeah yeah yeah she's yeah she's it should we start trying to like get dressed more yeah like apparently yeah like apparently getting ready is like ready to not go to work it's crazy we're out here building studios for all this money trying to have hot takes about you know topical issues we could just get ready and be trillionaires right like
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
This girl got Carl's Jr. for life from getting ready. And you know damn well she throws that fucking Carl's Jr. Very nice girl. Very nice girl. I have no idea. Her man is Braxton Berrios. Who's the fucking man? Shout out Braxton. Yo, Braxton, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, she's a get ready.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. Like she gets ready so good. You got to watch her get ready. Can we get a video up of the get him ready?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. Let's get him ready real quick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, but imagine, imagine you're an OnlyFans girl. That's a great point. Imagine you're an OnlyFans girl and you're like getting naked and doing all these photo shoots. And this girl is just putting on makeup and making millions of dollars. Yep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She look a little Bonnie Blue in her face. Well, Bonnie Blue's pretty. Bonnie Blue's issue isn't her looks. It's the amount of dicks that go inside of her in a given hour. That is true. Yo, that's a good point. That is true. Yeah, that is a good point. Thousands of dicks in an hour is crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yo, I feel like you're being a little bit sarcastic right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
In all honesty, I thought, I thought it was, I thought it was all right. I thought it was all right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Text me privately.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So what is the thing you did the most now that you're a wife? How many days you wait? Or was it day one that you just fucking sat on that toilet? No, you got an hour, dude. How many hours did you wait?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
As much as you sleep, that's a lot, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All right, we could talk about the Super Bowl, but it was ass. It was the worst day of my life. It was, yeah. It was the best day of Tom Brady's life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's a lot of Brady stans out there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They were very happy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, so happy. I saw Vala. He was so excited. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, it was interesting. I didn't think it was going to be that dominant. I did not either.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That much better. Also, here's what this one guy, Brian Baldinger, very smart football guy. He's basically brought up that any, no matter how great a quarterback is, The way you normally pressure them is you send a blitz, meaning you have your four linemen and then you send another guy to put pressure on them. Any great quarterback will eat you up if you blitz.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But if those front four linemen can cause hell for the quarterback, that's how the Giants beat Brady. That's how the Bucks beat Mahomes. And that's how the Eagles dominated the Chiefs. The Chiefs weren't as good as they used to be. They were eating up that line. But Mahomes is still so good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But if you're for linemen, especially the left tackle in the Chiefs, which is maybe the most important lineman, has been bad all year. And somehow they kept winning and getting away with it. And then the Eagles, their defensive ends are really good. Just single-handedly, that line, especially that position, destroyed the game. And Mahomes had no time to find anybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And the rest of the team is not as good. So it was just a dominating, horrible day of my life. and that's just really God's way of telling me. That plus Luca is like God's way of saying like- Yeah, you had a tough week. You had a tough week. You know, God has like an eight billion point plan. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And one of his points is this little fat Indian kid needs to get on Ozempic and stop watching so much sports. Yeah. Really get his life together. Because the Luka trade, we haven't talked about in public. I'm so fucking broken. I've never seen an organization do this. How did he play with the Lakers? I didn't watch the game last night. It was fun. I didn't. I didn't watch it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So he couldn't perform them again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. I mean, it's going to be awesome. Been watching that guy for 20 years and you get to throw him an alley-oop. I mean, also I was at the Knicks game and I was, it was Knicks Lakers. It is so hard as a 41 year old man to not root for LeBron. I, everything he did, I was like, get them young motherfuckers. Like I was so excited for him. I couldn't believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like I would get up after sitting down and my knees would hurt. Right. I'm sitting down and I'm drinking tequila and I would get up and I'd be like, Ooh, I can't celebrate that much. Like it had to be a big play for me to get up. Right. And the Knicks were down the majority of the game. I think we were down 14 and we like hit some three and I got up at one point. I was really excited.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I also think my general feeling on all Super Bowl halftime shows is, and we said this, if you like the artist, you like the halftime show. If you don't, you don't. Usher, we all like Usher. We were like, that was maybe the greatest halftime show ever. What was your family's group text during the Usher performance? Trashing it. I remember we talked about this on the pod.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I got back down. I was like, that's all I'm getting up for the rest of the game.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So I was like, yeah, I don't know. He had a triple-double. Who did? LeBron in that game. LeBron, yeah. I mean, he was just phenomenal. So it's... I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for him as an old man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm rooting for Luca. I'm rooting for LeBron.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm rooting for LeBron the way Chinese people rooted for Jeremy Lin. I don't feel representation in the league. And now that I see LeBron just dunking on people at 40, I'm like, I could do that shit with paddle. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All things are possible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All things are possible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I need to be on whatever he's on. Yeah. He's Barack for 40 year old men. Yes. Yeah. I didn't know this was possible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's just so amazing to see. It's amazing to see. I feel like such a piece of shit when I come home from work and like my daughter wants to run around and I'm like, why don't we just stay in a playpen? I can control you in the playpen. And then I see LeBron just turn for the fucking free throw line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's insane. Yeah, not a lot of people yelling shit at him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, it was crazy. It was also crazy to see, like, people root for Bronny. When Bronny, they were, the whole garden, notorious haters. Like, boo. If you're bad at the national anthem, like, in the middle, they're, like, yelling shit out. Yeah. They're cheering for Bronny to come on. He comes on, hits a layup, and they go crazy. Yeah. I would think New York would maybe boo him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
There is something about that, though. Fast and Furious. He seems like a good kid, man. He's playing well in the G League, so it's not like he sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And he's got the highest expectation of any player in history without the expectation of the skill. So everybody goes, oh, Bronny sucks. And then when he doesn't play amazing, they're like, he fucking sucks. 90% of the players that are drafted, no matter if you're drafted number one or you're drafted number fucking 50, suck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yo, the difference between LeBron as a father and MJ as a father is crazy. MJ says in his Hall of Fame, LeBron gets his kid in the league, puts him on his team. MJ in his Hall of Fame speech is like, sucks to be y'all. You remember that part? I feel sorry for y'all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
MJ was proud of his son when he was piping Pippen's ex-wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He did that for me. He did that for me. He don't care about you. He getting arrested, coked up, and MJ is like, what you gonna do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You're friends that didn't love Usher. We're trashing it. Very few performances. I don't know any way to trash it. I didn't know anybody had trashed it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Shout out State, man. Yeah, I guess we only got basketball to gamble on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So basically you just get two numbers and that has to be the score. At the end of the quarter and at the half end of the game. So if it's like 12 to 7, whoever had 2 and 7 ends up winning. And it's a fun way to keep people interested in the game even if you don't have a team and play. That's how bad the Super Bowl was.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That zero held up for quite some time. Jesus Christ.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I was watching sports. These young kids who were like, I support the players, they got it. My brother was saying that. The team, fuck you all the time. LeBron is never going to let me down. The organization, some fucking retard who can't even run a casino properly when gambling is legal, he could buy your team and trade your best player. Fucking gopher looking motherfucker could do that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's literally on record from a year ago. They can just go back and watch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But that was Nico. that did that. Nico did it, but the owner signed off and the owner said, hey, if you don't work hard, if you look at all the greats in our time, like Shaq, they worked hard. Shaq says all the time I never worked hard. He's like, I didn't work out in the offseason. I used the regular season to get in shape.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So if your issue is you need to be in better shape, don't choose Shaq as the shining example. It just lets me know you don't know anything. Apparently, also, if you say anything negative, like if you're wearing anything remotely negative, they kick you out of the stadium. They wouldn't show fans on the Jumbotron because they were so worried they were going to say negative things.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They did say negative things. They raised season ticket prices two days after trading Luka by 61%. Like, these guys are fucking monsters. They're trash. Fuck them. Wow. I don't care how much you support Israel. Leave my Mavericks alone. Let them be them. You know what I mean? Do whatever you got to do over there. Leave my basketball team. Don't turn it into Gaza. The Adelsons. The Adelsons.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's funny. Yeah, they were big, light guys, real guys. What is the Mavericks arena? Double AC. What is it called? The American Airlines Center. Yeah, the American Airlines Center is your Gaza. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Guys, now that we've maintained our masculinity by talking about the Super Bowl, can we talk about what we actually want to talk about? Yes. Well, if you could guess, what would it be? I know. I mean, it'd just take a wild guess. Guys, where are we? The Middle East. The Middle East.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You have the least white wife in this entire group. That's unbelievable. My wife been on it, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Okay, so Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and kind of Taylor Swift.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If you don't like the artist, you probably don't, almost certainly don't like the performance. That's it. You're telling me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
My wife actually read the book before. Really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, I'm on that now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It is so fun. It's good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Give me any book. Write books for women because once one is popular, every single woman devours that shit. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
When your dad's running around gay bars in Paris, he didn't listen to any Usher songs? No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ball so hard. Okay. Yeah, it is a tricky endeavor, right? You need to be so universal that everybody knows the songs. There's a handful of people that can do it. Yeah. And I guess to some people, Usher wasn't big enough. Which is insane. Which is insane to us. But, you know, so who is big enough?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Is Pitbull big enough? I don't think so. I think people trash. Dude, J-Lo and Shakira got trashed because people were like, what's J-Lo doing? So it's Beyonce, Taylor Swift. Yeah. People who are too big, who feel like they're too big to do it. Coldplay. Adele Coldplay. What if you did, like, a medley? A medley. Yeah. LA, I also think we brought up, you know, like, Dr. Dre. They loved it in LA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But it's also Dr. Dre and Snoop in LA. So even if you're an out-of-town guy visiting LA, you understand how hype this is. All right, then. So to Kendrick's credit, like... Instead of trying to win everybody over, do you just try to win your base? Yeah, he just did a show that was for his fans. Did you see a little video of him just doing this after? I think he got exactly what he wanted out of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's what I say to every movie when I don't want to read the whole script.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I go, I just don't want to know what happens next because my character wouldn't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm just too lazy to read it. I usually read it after and I'm like, oh, that happened? Like, I didn't even know I was gay in that TV show on Hulu. I showed up today and I had my hands on the wall and I was like, what the fuck is this about?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And he's always kind of been for his fans and that's it. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Is there other money unbeknownst to me? Savings? Savings? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's saving?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But it is a weird thing because it's not your show. It is weird. It is weird. Meaning that like when you do your show for your fans, like people are coming to your show to watch you do whatever you think. When you agree to go to the other people's show, those football players show, you are trying to do a show for everyone else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
To make sure nobody feels uncomfortable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. So, but if that was one of your mans, you could hire him and be like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
yo she'll watch me work right like like how do we know that that person's a professional and it's not like joey you know tuba from new jersey who's like yo make this shit like do we know do we have a track record so he says to blake and text you can meet there's an interview coordinator i love would love for you to meet her and get your sign up before we move forward got it she says no i'm good we don't need to meet with this person
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's a mom. She's got four kids. She just had a kid. Like, she don't have time to meet up with this intimacy coordinator. Also, she's not assuming anything crazy is going to happen. So people are saying she's denying the intimacy coordinator.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's a white woman. She's always assuming something crazy. Constantly searching for something crazy. And you're the lead of this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, I imagine if someone of her size that's stepping into a role in more independent film.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Now, Dov, what are the rules in Hollywood about that? Is there like producer in name only or is there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I mean, we got some producers on my special did have no right to do anything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I feel like speaking to some Kendrick fans that were let down, a lot of them said this, I didn't like the song choice. Like they were making a lot of, I don't even want to call them excuses. They just had criticism about it. And I think the overall feeling was, Hey, this is our guy. This is my guy. And I want the world to know why I think he's so great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
By the way, when I was talking about producers on the special, I'm just talking about Scooter Braun. Okay? That's the only one I'm talking about. Everybody else did a lot of work for it, and thank you very much. Scooter, that's for you. Okay? I didn't go to the Nova exhibit, so Scooter, you get to be the special. All fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Do you think that Al would work in anything like that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I put it in chat, GBT. That doesn't seem like spectrum at all. That seems like high emotional intelligence. The way she interprets it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
How do you pronounce the other AI? No, shut the fuck up. Mark's talking right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
See, I didn't know that. So she's pissed off. See, I didn't sense that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She managed to find a way to make it negative.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. Even when you have your best intentions and you try to accommodate their feelings. Yeah. And what about that spectrum do you honestly? Well, there's a couple other things that come up a little bit later that are like... Did he know the exact train times for arrivals? Yeah. All right, guys, you've seen the colors of change in the room. You already know what time it is, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Valentine's Day is approaching. I hope you're ready. You know how to be ready. You know the thing that you need to deliver. If you have that date, you need to be the best version of yourself, okay? You need to deliver. You need to be rocked up. You need to be hulked. You need to be put in a situation where you're proud of the veins in your shit. How do you do that? I wouldn't recommend that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Not at all. Don't break up your family, okay? What you should do is give your wife, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, Justin Baldoni, the best dick you've ever given in your life. Same act of ingredients inside Cialis or Viagra, but this is the one that we rock with. This is the chew. BlueChew.com. You go to BlueChew.com, you're going to get your first month free.
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Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I think a lot of people felt let down about that. This whole year, they were like, I told you he's the best. I've been riding with this dude for 10 years. Look, he took out Drake. He annihilated him. And he's about to do the Super Bowl. And I'm going to prove to all of you why he's the best. And then to see people go... Who is he? I don't know these songs.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You're not even doing the movie. What are you talking about? Thank you. You're not even doing the movie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, no, no. Be in a movie with an ugly guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Okay, fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ugly guy, by all means.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
There we go. Jonah Hill, come over.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, now I feel bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Now you're going too far. You can't take the compliment of being skinny if you were never fat. Never. It's normal. It's normal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Bro, when we were in Turkey, he couldn't buckle the life vest. He put on the life vest and it wouldn't buckle. He said, yo, yo, can you loosen it from the back? I said, yo, can you loosen it from the back? I was like, no, you're going to drown, you fat ass.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't even really know what he's saying. I don't understand what's happening. And he's not like jumping out of a cannon or doing something insane. Like the choreography was cool. The videography was cool. But there wasn't any like wild Michael Jackson-esque antics that could maybe help you cross over. And so I think that's where even Kendrick fans were a little bit let down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
The amount of detail that he is breaking this down is absolutely sensational.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He had a lot of reading while he was edging.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ooh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Great point. So now she's playing into his identity of I support women, I believe women, and we need to be better.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And you're playing victim with no one ever takes me seriously. I work so hard. I'm such a creative person. You didn't even do nothing. You didn't read the book. You didn't rewrite the scene. What the fuck did you do? It's a good tactic, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like, you know that this guy doesn't want to tell a woman that's the producer of the movie and the lead that she can't have a say in it because it goes against his identity publicly. Mm-hmm. So you can manipulate him based on that. It's a good, it's a good idea. That means it's not a nice thing to do. No, I'm not saying it's nice, but I can understand why she would go that way with it. Gotcha.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Okay. Right. Because it'd be way harder if she was like, I'm the producer and this is what I'm going to put. He'd be like, ah, no, I don't really want to do that. But if she goes, I'm a woman and I've been in this business forever and nobody ever takes me seriously and yada, yada, yada. Now he has to be like, well, fuck. Yeah. I got to say no kindly. I got to say, it's going to be a blend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They wanted to prove to the world that he's the best. And I don't think that that performance made the casuals go, yeah, he's the best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I think she's talking about Taylor and Brian Reynolds as her dragons.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Now, the irony in this is that Khaleesi was pretty famous for, like, fucking the closest guy to her throughout the Game of Thrones stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
this is a whole 7 minute thing and just to give you a vibe people also point to this to indicate how creepy Baldoni is that he's sort of like manipulating her nah nah the first few just do the first few seconds it is 2 in the morning pause take that sexy voice off bro guilty don't start no fucking voice note to my wife with it's 2 in the morning I'm thinking about you my voice is sore nah wake you up
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, and I think to Al's point, and none of us thought of this until we rewatched, we were just rewatching, like, oh, he did a lot of these songs two, three years ago. So it's very recent history. So that's where I think it's a little tough. But overall, I actually liked the performance. Everybody I was with liked it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If I'm his wife, I'm tight. Like, why are you sending other bitches voice messages at 2 in the morning? Yeah, have we spoken to his wife yet? I don't know. She came out in support of him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So that's kind of where things are at right now. So he records this voice note. When does he start recording all the text and everything like that? Because that's a little bit fishy to me. The first person that decides to record everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
According to Candace Owens, at some point early in the filming when Blake Lively starts kicking up a fuss, that someone on Justin Baldoni's PR team, there's also like a PR thing that happens where like- His original PR lady is like, are we going to get into that too? I mean, that's like all crazy. But at some point they say, hey, this movie's filming in New Jersey. Y'all are all in New Jersey.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So that's why when I got, I saw some of the texts I was getting, and then I went online, I was like, oh, there's a lot. And then it just kind of clicked with me. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, I remember not giving a fuck about that halftime show. But if you're a Tom Petty fan, That's awesome. Yeah. This was great. Prince, people say, is the best ever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You don't need her consent to record anything. Just record all of it. Keep track records of everything. They didn't go to New Jersey to do it or whatever. The movie's filming there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But because they were there, they could do this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Just be safe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Got it. Okay, so something happened, and I want to know what that point was where he felt that Blake and maybe Ryan did not have his best interest at heart, and he's like, I need to start collecting information that is potentially protective for me and incriminating to them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know what I think it was? Probably the day after this. I think he sends that voice note. I think he's probably talking to the director. Didn't they try to buy the script from him? That's what I thought. Oh, that's later?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't use my feelings. That's what I'm going to do. Stay on my diet watching this game, though. What is your diet? I just get fatter every year. That's my diet. That's my diet. There's been different versions of this diet. That's what I'm trying to understand. No, it's over, dude. That diet, I lost weight, but it's too unsustainable. What was the diet about? Too unsustainable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know what he's saying? I don't believe it. Just because I've heard the rhetoric so much from people that I think are full of shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That was my initial issue with him. From what I've heard, he seems more sincere. But he does talk like that, which is, I think, an actor way of talking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Actors are insufferable people, and they think all their words carry such a weight, and they talk as if everything is a Shakespearean monologue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
There's no disagreements, by the way, when you're just sitting on set. Everybody's just talking about the thing, complaining about the same thing, and agreeing, and then moving on. All being fake nice. Yeah. That sounds horrible. It's like the antithesis of a podcast, where we just sit here and disagree with each other.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I liked Purple Rain, but I like the song Purple Rain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Because you've been saying the facts for the last 20 minutes perfectly, and then you just said something like that about Valdoni. What do you mean? So what did you mean when you said that? No, I meant he was blowing out backs. Oh, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If you've got to ask, you can't lift her.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
right he doesn't want to be embarrassed what if she you know no i'm just saying like if you have to ask it's because you're concerned yeah and if then you got to change that you got to rewrite it yeah so that becomes a problem okay and that happens on april 22nd yeah now how much how much you think she weighed because she's not small right like she was a model at one point tall lady she looked tall how tall is she
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Five, nine, five, 10, probably. So she's probably around like a buck 50. She's as tall as Albert tends to be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So she's what? Like a buck 50. So he's got a deadlift, a buck 50 with a bad back. Damn. What? Is that how you put one 50 on her? Is that, is that a lot?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So that was the other thing we were saying is, like, there are certain abilities that just cross over primally. Like, it doesn't matter how good you rap. It's not going to penetrate in the same way as, like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He's really treating her as an equal and she's like, treat me as a woman.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
treat me as a woman in hollywood don't treat me as an actor treat me as a woman who is concerned about my weight because i just had a baby i put on some weight i'm working out every single day now you're going to my trainer like yo she got the weight down yet because i gotta lift this fucking chick and you're concerned yeah i think you gotta just lift her or put her on an apple box what do they do with tom holland whatever they do with tom holland just do that with back brace or something yeah there's got to be a way what do they do to make the cameras not move
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Gimbal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
fucking Adele singing Bruno Mars I remember not being a huge fan watching that performance and being like oh if you got pipes bro you could win people over that don't even know who you are that's why like the national anthem like if you have some girl singing the national anthem Whitney Houston does the national anthem I didn't know I remember being six years old or whatever watching Whitney I didn't know who she was and I remember being like this is awesome yeah it's goosebumps yeah so but if you're a rapper you don't have that yeah that's not part of your repertoire so you could make the show extravagant and there are different versions of that
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. Now he's like, now he's concerned that they could paint him in a certain way. You could use sexism against him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And Ryan Reynolds is much more powerful than me. Taylor Swift, much more powerful than me. Yeah. And her whole thing is taking down men.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All she has to tweet out is, yo, this director was super creepy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's how I know this bitch got fat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, she should. She shouldn't be skinny after having a baby. Exactly, yes. But if I'm a lifter, I need to know what she weighs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I think he says shit like your body is beautiful or something like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's not like dirty dancing or anything like that, right? Maybe it had that type of significance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Never read the book. I can't say. You read the book, Akash? No, but my wife did. By osmosis. Yeah. And I think it's like the idea of him is like he's very masculine, protective, made her feel protected probably before everything. And like that's part of the whole like this guy's just like this hot, masculine doctor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Not even, yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess it should be, but at the same time, it's like, you'll just say anything to curry favor to the people that are paying him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They'd already spent all this money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
She's also wearing, like, two pairs of pants and shit like that. Who the fuck dresses like this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Or you could have a universal smash hit. Not Like Us is a universal smash hit. I was humming it the rest of the day. It's so fucking catchy. Outside of that, there was no other song that was universal smash hit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
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It's niche. We were having this conversation the other day. Bad Bunny is the biggest artist in the world. He can't do the Super Bowl.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What I'm seeing on the Internet is a lot of accusations from her and then him delivering, as the Internet says, receipts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Right? And I think that, and then Candace organized all this stuff brilliantly. Yeah. Shout out Candace Owens, the most feared person on the internet. Once again, Candace, if we mention you on this podcast, we want no problems. We want no problems. I call her Debo. Debo, we want no problems with Debo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
We want no problems. Okay? We think you're doing amazing work with this Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively situation. Okay? Maybe this is some great work with what's happened with politics in France. Outside of that, we're not speaking on it, and we want no problems. Okay? Okay? We got our white Candace right here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And he's going to go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Tell us what's going on. So, basically, the shooting resumes in January. Who's the president of France married to, Mark? Not his dad. Okay, just making sure. A woman. A woman, right? I don't even know how... Candace is on that ass. I know a little bit about it. You don't know how wild it got. Oh, really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Candace said that the president... Not only was McCrone's wife a man, she's now alleging that McCrone's wife is actually McCrone's dad. What? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What did you guys think? Bottom five experience of my life. Oh, why? I watched it with my wife, who's from Philly, and all her family, who's from Philly. Oh, God. They made an ice cream cake for me. Yeah. They said, fly, Eagles, fly, and then it had an eagle on it and my face on the cake. And they're just chanting that stupid retard anthem. Fly! I was like, oh, my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You start playing Bad Bunny in Cleveland, there's going to be an issue. All right, all right. I just don't think it's... It's not universal. You can be massive within groups, but the universality... Pitbull sells less tickets than Kendrick. More people know Pitbull songs across all genres. Flo Rida. Flo... Yo, Flo Rida? It sounds crazy. Can you bring up Flo Rida's Spotify?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Stop it, stop it, stop it. You're hating because the name is stupid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Flo Rida's a bigger artist than Kendrick Lamar. Wow. I'm just being honest with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Is Flo Rida even alive? It doesn't matter. He don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Flo Rida is like one of them dancing Asians that wear the masks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You could put a new Asian guy in there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Would you know what Flo Rida would look like? Be honest. I do know what Flo Rida would look like. It's Burner Boy. A lot of people don't realize that. They're the same guy. They look so different.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't think there's any mirage here, my man. You keep giving these hoes too much credit, Mark. I'm not with you. It's a sexist podcast.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, I don't know, bro. I gotta see that in the script, man. I gotta... I don't like all that improv. Like, if I'm Ryan Reynolds, I don't think I'm into that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I mean, it's a movie with people falling in love. Yeah. If you're Ryan Reynolds, do you not think it's going to happen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All right. So now we can have fun with this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Do we feel up to date? That was a lot. That was a lot. It was a lot. I can't believe you actually did all that research. I'm going to be honest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm very impressed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That was amazing. Let's cut 80% of it. Yeah, we're going to cut it. Why didn't you tell me where we were going? We're going to trim a little bit. You did the right thing. You did the right thing. You did the right thing. You were great. You were fantastic. Can I was in?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, yeah. You need another one of these. You need to keep moving. Okay. Wow. That was a lot. And you know what? You did it in a way that was so diplomatic. I'm like, you know. Like, he kind of made arguments from both sides and everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like, this is why Candace wins.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like, her retention throughout that story is going to the roof.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And ours is like, oh, but it's so gray.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. I need the strong, bold colors. Yes. Yeah, I don't know. Now I actually, oh, man. Ah! I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All right. Tell us. Tell us, Akash. Go. Hey, look. Hey, the second a white woman in Hollywood is talking about sexual harassment, I'm skeptical.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Okay. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. What? Just because they subscribe to The New Yorker, I got to pretend I believe these hoes? I don't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. What? None of this seems like it's a fucking movie where they fall in love and you expect us to have a platonic dancing scene? Yes. Are we doing a movie or not? You're an actress. You're an actress. You would be uncomfortable with your wife doing it. She's not an actress. She's not signing up for that. You'd be like, what the fuck are you hugging this guy for?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If your wife is an actress, the day you meet, you met her on a fucking movie, Ryan Reynolds. What do you think she was doing? That's why, to me, if there's a love scene. I feel uncomfortable with the daddy-daughter dance at my wedding.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's the beauty of it. You can mix and match it. It's an idea, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Just in general, I think if you've grown up around actual abuse and you see people calling certain shit abuse, you're like, what are you fucking talking about? If you know actual sexual assault victims and then they start saying, oh, this is sexual assault, it's very obvious because he mentions his wife a minute in, first of all, or, like, whatever. It's so obvious what's happening. No, it's not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He's losing too much weight. He was looking too good. I couldn't keep eating. It was like a protein fucking cereal pack every two hours and then one real meal. And I ain't doing that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
This is not sexual assault, and painting this as sexual assault is insane to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So they're like, all abuse matters, and you're like, just yours. Correct.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You're abuse matters. Just saying it. I was uncomfortable, ain't abuse. You were uncomfortable. Bitch. If you read...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
you would know they fuck i heard two fucking i heard 20 minutes of an audiobook they fucked in those 20 minutes what did you think was gonna happen were you not gonna be uncomfortable with that maybe you should have had an intimacy coordinator the whole fucking time it's insane to me that we let these people go on with this fucking narrative and we're like oh my god see he's sniffing her of course bitch you're gonna be cheek to cheek it's a dance where you fall in love
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What do you think this is supposed to be? I'm not dancing like that. I'm not doing this movie. I'm not handsome enough to be a lead in anything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
you gotta go to your trainer like yo how much it's not sexual right it could be harassment that is another thing that have we spoken about that like it could be harassment but adding sexual you don't know my intentions
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
like if you just were like hey i felt harassed by you talking about my weight that's fine but you're assuming i want to fuck you which is arrogant i think one of the texts he put out he's like i'm not even attracted to you like he's totally straight out yeah that is that is that is what is it called uh that is a little bit uh what is it presumptuous that is presumptuous of you to assume sexual harassment yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Now, does sexual harassment mean how you feel? Like, do you feel sexualized and then it just means sexual harassment?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But I mean that way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If I'm talking about your feet, I mean that way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, that's another thing. Like at a certain level of good looking, you're not allowed to talk about your insecurity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Like you could be insecure, but you don't want to complain about them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know what I mean? Like if you're, the guy's fucking handsome and you got a big nose, which is awesome and girls loving. Yeah. That thing is so fucking hot and it gets them so wet. You just listed all the other stuff. That's why she had to wear two pairs of pants. Because that big nose though. One pair is going to soak it up immediately. Right? So you need that second pair just in case.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I mean, the greatest men in history have huge noses.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know that for a fact. I know it. Did you know why Hitler made his mustache so small? Make his nose look big.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You're saying Jews have big noses. I just want to point that out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You should have stood up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
you know it might be just the first time a guy hadn't been into her in a long time she's also insecure about this is a beautiful girl he's like one of the most beautiful women yeah like widely acknowledged and then this this hot guy you had your fourth kid you're probably a little insecure and then this hot guy's like i'm not into you what are you talking about i'm very much in love with my wife who the fuck are you that might have driven her crazy and she's reading online all everybody's saying yo you're too old to play this part that is a little bit how old is the girl supposed to be in the movie
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Anyway, so who can do, well, Drake. Drake could do it. I mean, that's the reality. I don't know. I think, again, I don't know that he could. I'll tell you who could actually do it. Kanye. Oh. Kanye could actually do it. Actually do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know.
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Young to the 20s, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Mid-20s, I believe. Young to mid-20s. Yeah. That is something that happens when you're in your 30s. Like, you think you look 20 still.
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You can find out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I was walking down the street with my wife, and I saw a group of young girls. And I was like, yo, how old do you think those girls are? And my wife was like, oh, they're in college. I was like, that's what they look like. I thought they were middle school or something. That's crazy. So we fell off, but we still think we look 27. Do you think you could play a character who's 27? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
41. For a black dude, you look 41. No. That's a compliment. It's a different scale. So how young can I not?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, that means he looks horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For a black guy, he should look much younger. Oh, you're saying Alex Pat. Yeah. You think so? Take off your hat. No. I don't want to talk to that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why do you think that this is such a huge story?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why do you think that people care so much about this? I think it really captured a lot of men felt very angry by the Me Too movement. Actually, truly wasn't. All jokes aside, I'm not that guy, but they love this story because it's the woman seemingly being wrong. It's proof that they're all not. Now you have to believe any of it. So they just fucking glom onto it and they run with it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Kanye would have probably the most epic, it would be the last Super Bowl, but it would be the most epic Super Bowl. Yeah. The last and greatest. Yeah, it would be the last. They would stop the Super Bowl after that, 100%. It would be over.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I think that's the reason. The right wing is really eating this story up. Candace and Ben Shapiro doing this story is wild.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It also proves... Yeah, but they're... I mean, like, Ben is just going to do the story about whatever the most popular thing is. Like, he did a story on Wicked.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, 50,000 people on live, dog. Who did? Candace. On YouTube alone.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, Candace, I believe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't need to hear Ben Shapiro talk about... What is this called?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
it also proves like the hollywood elites are bad people oh that's true as well that's what i'm trying to say like what are the what are the little like tent poles like what are the things this is touching on i definitely think it's a this feeling that the the me too movement was kind of used as a weapon yeah right so that definitely is going to rub some people the wrong way maybe there is some hollywood here but we didn't even touch on any of the taylor stuff
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's also just people with power taking advantage of people who are essentially powerless. I don't know if I look at Justin Belen as powerless, but what's interesting is here's this guy who exemplifies the fake male feminists that all these right-wing dudes have hated, right? The liberal cock or whatever like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Now all of a sudden, because he's being taken advantage by this Me Too system, he's their... He's our guy. I don't even want to say their hero, but he's the person that they want to defend. Yeah. It's kind of an interesting thing. You can defend the exact guy you hate.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm just saying it was legit. And you're just like, ass slapping me? It's a little ass slapping. At least.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But the fact that she's stepping aside is telling.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All right, so if you're Blake and Ryan, how do you get out of this? If you're Ryan, you're a billion-dollar business, right? I don't know what Blake's career is right now, but if you're Ryan, you are a billion-dollar business, right? Obviously, you're getting phone calls from Marvel, Sony, all these different production companies you're involved in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You got the football team out there, like everybody that you're making money with, and you are the celebrity CEO. Right? Like he's decided I'm going to be the CEO of Minter Aviation.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Mine is touch, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Everything he touches blows up. But it's not just like touching and move on. You are the ambassador. Yeah. So as your stock goes down, so does the stock of these companies you represent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. He got to separate himself. He's like, I'm taking some time away from you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But Kanye is the only rapper I can think of who can, is stadium anthems. He understands the orchestras coming in. Like you said, I don't know. 10 years, Travis Scott. Travis Scott.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Do you... What do you do if they're... They have an all-deck, all-hands-on-deck meeting at the house. Blake, shut up. There's another project out there. You can have your acting career somewhere else. We're letting this go for now. There's a billion dollars. You know what I think you could do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You know what I think you could do? I bet you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, that's interesting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. Oh, I think he wants it, of course, but he ain't getting it. I bet you. They could call Baldoni. My assumption is Baldoni really wants to be seen as the good guy who cares about women and wants to change the image of like masculine or whatever it is. Oh gosh, that exists.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
We know. I love them. Fucking drop him off at the clinic and go get a coney. All right, go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
What the fuck are you talking about? I bet you they could pull Baldoni aside and say, listen, we want to publicly apologize. Is there any way you can help us save face here? We'll drop the lawsuit. We want to say that there's like misinterpretations. You get to be the good guy, but is there a way that we could not be so bad? And you get to be the hero here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You get to be the person that forgives and doesn't understand and there was misinterpretation and you understand why she felt certain ways. But we apologize and we completely vindicate you. And then we come together and we even make the next movie. But I bet he cares so much about his image that he would drop everything. I don't think so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, if you're not giving me $100 million as an apology, what are you offering me, the good guy role that I already seemingly have? Yeah. Hey, we're going to make you seem good. It's like me telling you, hey, man, if we had a beef, imagine I came to you and was like, hey, man, I'll help you sell some comedy tickets. You'd be like, I'm already selling fucking arena. I need you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Fuck you offering me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, but I care less about public perception than Justin Baldo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, but I'm saying like the public perception is already on his side. That's true. So you're offering him something he already has. That is true. In a way that like some comic comes to you and is like, I'll help you sell out MSG. You'd be like, done. That is true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I've already done it. He's not radioactive because the people think he's a good guy, but it's not settled in court yet. So I don't know if he's getting work. And there's that saying in Hollywood, right? You could either work or you could sue. And I wonder if he's like, I want to get back to working. I want to get back to making movies. But you know what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I can't make a movie because no studio is going to fund a movie while this court case is held up. So I literally cannot work. I cannot make money. I can't even use all this positive press that I got because this court case, and they're going to string this shit on as long as they possibly can. And they got big bank, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Baldoni got some big backers, but I don't know how much money he actually has. I don't know how much he wants to spend on court fees. So... I wonder if they told him, like, yo, we're going to squash this all. You get to be the hero. But we need you to just make her and me not look horrible. It was some misinterpretation. Let's move forward. Let's make another movie. This is our bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So here's what I was going to say. And they're friends with the other people producing movies, and they're going to go, do you really want to make a movie with this guy? He made this girl feel uncomfortable. This is what I'm saying. This is a web. This is not an individual situation. All these producers are going to look at him, and right now he's the hero of the internet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Then he does it. Drake, and that's one thing I will say. I wish Kendrick brought in collabs for sure. Yeah. Drake, if he brings in collabs, yes, absolutely. So imagine, imagine Wayne did it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And, you know, Candace has got his back and all these girls on TikTok have got his back for this month. They're going to have a new story that they care about next month, but that lawsuit is going to still be going. I wonder if there's a conversation behind closed doors where they just go, you get to be the hero. We will apologize.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
We'll say we misinterpreted things and it was fucked up and there's things that we wish we could have changed, but now we see it from your side and there's some sort of reconciliation. and we move on, and everybody gets to work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't think he got to apologize. I think that he's just got to go... I see where they went wrong. And I really appreciate their apology. I don't think that they're bad people. They misinterpret some things. I think now they understand where things are coming from. But I think it's best that we all kind of move on. And then we made a great movie that people love. Let's make more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Let's continue to work. Because he doesn't want to be four years not working. Because people will forget about this movie. Remember, memories are short. Four years from now, when he wants to make a new thing, people are going to go, thank God, Justin Baldoni's back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Right? And brought in the collabs. So imagine Wayne brings in Nicki, Wayne brings in Drake. Juvenile. Juvenile. Oh, my God. Juvenile.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You can have the rights to whatever you want. If a producer's not going to put $25 million up for you to make the movie, it ain't going to happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Well, if the production company's got his back. If the agency isn't going to put actors in that movie, there's a web.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And the actors might be friends. I'm telling you, it's like, yes, it makes sense on the surface what you guys are saying, but did you see how quickly Blake got the feminist chick that hosts the podcast? They know each other. They do a podcast every week with each other. They're friends. She knows who he is intimately. And at the idea of...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
of a better opportunity, she immediately went with the... This is a girl who built her whole identity online around being a feminist. Immediately throws this guy down the river for the people she doesn't even fucking know because they're more powerful and offer more opportunities.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Here's what I would say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm just saying, if that's some podcast host who's going to do it, you don't think some fledgling actors in Hollywood would also do it in a heartbeat? That's why the whole cast... Real quick. That's why the whole cast was supporting Ryan and Blake. It wasn't... I don't think it's because they 100% believe they were right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They believed that their future salvation was in Ryan and Blake's hands and in the studios that support them and not this independent. But that was before the text came out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
True. If you're settling, you better attach a big number to that settlement. Or like if you're whatever, apologizing, I need some money. Also the saying, you can sue or you can work. I do believe that. The second they sued him, they put him in a position where it's like, all right, well, my only way out is to counter sue. But since I'm suing, I have to ask for such a...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
an enormous amount of money. I never have to work again because I'm probably not going to work after this. And then there's also, there's one great scene in the office where like the main character, Michael Scott is trying to like negotiate with the company that he works for. Mike, Mike, whatever. And they're like, you know, you don't have time. I know what's going to happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You can't sustain your business. You can't whatever. And then he says, essentially, listen, I don't, I don't, I just have to wait you out. I just have to wait you out. I don't need to win anything. I don't need to make business. I just got to wait you. If I'm Blake, if I'm Justin Baldoni, I say to Blake and Ryan, you don't think I can win this lawsuit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I don't think you can lose any more than you're already losing. Your public perception is being fucking tanked. And I think that drives you way more crazy and hurts your net worth way more than it hurts mine. I just got to wait you out. So if you're going to give me $100 million, cool.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
For about a month, you came in, you were drinking Sour Patch Kids beverages. I lost weight doing that. But there's no way. It was. It was a way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Wayfair got to wait you out, not Justin. And at what point does Wayfair go, all right, bro, I had your back, but now we're five years into this lawsuit. I've done $50 million in lawyer fees. We still haven't gotten anywhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Everyone else would have been like, what is... That's the only one. But if it's in New Orleans... Name another one. Al... That does help. In the same way Dre and Snoop in L.A. went crazy, I think the issue from what I was seeing, some of the recent Wayne performances are not like what we know Wayne to be. We know Wayne as like peak Wayne.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And Justin and Blake don't have endless pockets. Who's your backer? Because if it's your backer versus my backer, if your backer's you, I promise my backer can, a big bang can take a little bit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I got my money. I got public deception.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm on a roll, guys. I didn't sleep a lot. I get what you're saying. I 100% get what you're saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah. I get what you're saying. I think that people root for it. I do think that you underestimate people's attention spans with things. And I think the people are eventually just going to stop caring about this. Like, they stop caring about any trending topic. There's going to be a new thing. And then when the people stop caring, who's in the advantageous position?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's what I'm trying to say. If I'm Ryan and Blake, I'm like, there's no way. I'm assuming there's no way they win this lawsuit. Right. So the only thing they can do is stretch it out to the point where, like, there's a settle or people decide to go their own way. Right. Because it seems like with the information out there, they can't win.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
So you can settle, but you're going to have to cut a big check. You can't just say, hey, we'll apologize in a song. If I'm Baldoni, I'm like, you can apologize. That's great. I need 100 M's. Otherwise, you're out. If they pay any money, it's over for them. That's the thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
He's trying to make everybody around them's life miserable so that they start putting pressure on Ryan and Blake and go, yo, get me the fuck out of this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If you're Gin Aviation, if you're Mint Mobile, if you're the fucking FX producers, welcome to Rexham or whatever it's called. Rob McElhenney, who does this shit. Are you not looking at them like, what the fuck are y'all doing? Baldoni's guys are saying, hey, fight the good fight. We got your back. Their guys are saying, our net worth is tanking because of you. What the fuck are you doing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I just think that's a bigger deal than I can't get an actor on my next project.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I just think the only cards that they have to play are reconciliation with Baldoni and playing into his ego. And the only thing they can do right now, it seems like... And a lot of money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And that's what they're alleging is Ryan Reynolds had already been putting pressure on WME to drop Baldoni. And if you are WME, you're going to want to side with Ryan Reynolds the second that article drops. All right, fine. Now we got reason. Let's go. You're out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I mean, this is a tough thing. If you're an agency, you like that check that Ryan gives you every single month. Exactly. He's making more money for you than Baldoni. Way more money than Baldoni. I don't follow WME for that either. That's what you do. All of those people. How many people are pot committed to Ryan Reynolds?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
How many people are going to fight tooth and nail to make sure he doesn't lose this lawsuit? And Baldoni has to decide... if he thinks it's winnable, knowing this many people are trying to take him out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They'll drop you at any... They'll drop anybody at any point. Any agency will drop anyone.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
They would love Kanye, dude. Garth Brooks. They probably love Kanye now more than ever. He might need Garth Brooks. I've seen Garth at the Super Bowl. I think he did one of the Cowboys ones. I think 95. I think it should be a residency.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Baldoni needs to donate... millions of dollars to whatever cause Candace Owens, uh, cares the most about because the, what, what she has done. Yeah. To shift the online narrative about this. Well, it was already there, but she, yeah, she definitely, I think she, I think she organized it and she just made it put like, it was there and it was kind of fractured. And like some people believe this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And I would ask people, I'd always ask like Emma's friends, I'd be like, yeah, so how do you feel about this? Who do you think? Or whatever. Once Candace started putting those things out, It was a unanimous decision immediately from every person I asked. And I know they only watched three minutes of TikTok, but it was unanimous. Like, I don't think my wife has ever watched Candace before, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It's so dumb of her, Candace, by the way. No, but like, and then the first thing she referenced when she was talking about it, she was like, yeah, I was watching the Candace break this whole thing down. It was crazy. It's interesting. Yeah, I think the, I don't know if like, what would you do if you're Ryan and Blake?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I would, I would drop, Drop it immediately. Whatever you need. And if I'm thinking of the pressure they must be going through, again, you're worth upwards of a billion dollars. Even if you're not there, you're getting there. This ain't worth it. What are we doing? It was a fucking cute movie. Get out of here. We're getting out while the getting is good. I would have never taken it this far.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm inclined to believe if you had an ace and you're losing that much, you play your ace. You show your hand.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
i think reynolds would be okay yeah i think reynolds would be okay blake toast yeah because reynolds can hide behind listen i was supporting my wife my wife was telling me she was feeling uncomfortable blah blah blah i gotta go do this she says she doesn't like this guy so i'm gonna make fun of him in my movies i got her back no matter what i'm a supportive husband you know i would have liked if maybe there was a little bit more transparency about what actually happens but i gotta support my wife i think that we can get behind him on that
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I think every year it's Garth and everyone goes oh it's Garth again isn't that great like when I was a kid we gotta go see Garth we gotta go see Garth I need to see like a proper country now what is that thing called stagecoach but is stagecoach new country it's more like pop country
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
100%. And I think she got to take that on the chin. To your earlier point, you need Candace to get behind him. Candace right now is doing a number on Ryan Reynolds. She's the one saying, I think he's behind all of this. He's the one driving it. He was insecure. He was jealous.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Well, to save Ryan, Blake got to take the hit. Yep. Blake, I'd be like, he wasn't part of this. I did this all myself. You know, like I felt maybe I misinterpret some things. Clearly, I fucked up. I was in an emotional state. I just had a kid. You know, I didn't have my fucking brain with me. And, you know, Ryan was just trying to be a good supportive husband. I fucked up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
And, you know, we take accountability for this entirely. And then Ryan just got to be like, listen, I'm going to support my wife no matter what. You know, obviously we wish things went differently. But I, you know, it's my family and I got to support it. I think dudes can be like, all right. Like, yeah. I've had to support my wife through some dumb shit. You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It ain't cost me $400 million, but they might be able to get out of this, but Blake got to take the whole thing on a chin. You know how they say pick your battles? Yeah. I didn't understand that until I got married, and this is Gettysburg. We're dying on this one, y'all. I'm dying on this. We divorcing or you're taking us on a chin?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, yeah, you're taking on a chin.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
This is on you. This is what it is. But that is a way out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That is an interesting way out. Blake takes it all on the chin. They still got to pay him, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Still got to pay. But it will save you a lot in the end.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
All right, guys. Well, listen, clearly that's what you all wanted to know. Everybody wanted to know exactly what was going on with Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni and Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Swift. So we delivered that to you. This was for you. This was not for us. Obviously, we have no interest in this at all. Obviously, it's not dominating our lives.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Our wives, our fiances do not care about this at all. We've not been discussing this at home. We discuss it here for you. I have no personal investment. Zero. Zero interest. Zero interest at all. Okay? These are things that we do for you because we love you. Okay? And we have, you know, we have more. We have more to discuss. What else do we have to discuss?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You talk about USAID being a CIA soft power in order to take over the world. When did we stop trying to take over? When did we stop being confident about taking over the world? Yeah, we got very cute about it. Yeah, like why are we embarrassed about that? I think Afghanistan. Because we stopped being good at it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Vietnam was a one-two.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But you're not going to take over the world by doing like trans plays in Iraq, right? Or, is that the perfect way? Is that the whole reason why we're building up the trans... movement here in America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why does it destabilize? What does it do? That's what some Russian guy said. You remember that clip with that Russian guy saying, like, this is how you destabilize America? Just make everything trans? Yeah, you just cause a lot of, like, identity politics issues and stuff like that. Have you ever seen that clip? No.
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Yeah, it's like a famous YouTube clip of some guy from, like, 25 years ago or 30 years ago being like, this is how you would cause instability in a place like the U.S. You make it all internal, have them fighting about things that don't matter, like identity politics, and that would cause enough stability.
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Or maybe they're just trying to help artists in a disenfranchised country. I feel like that might be it, too.
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Yeah, we'll probably figure it out. Patreon.com slash Flavorant. We'll see you guys over there. Peace.
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Alan Jackson. That's traditional country. Oh, yeah. Alan Jackson. No idea who that is. I grew up in Texas, though. Of course I know Alan Jackson.
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He was doing white stuff. He jumped in the ocean the other day.
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Yeah. In the cold one?
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He's so hateable. We asked him a week ago. He's like, yeah, I'm going to jump into cold water. We're like, okay, what are you donating to? He's like, you got to donate for that?
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So what kids, by the way, did you donate to? You make a wish. You make a wish. Yeah. Got it. Got it. And you just have to buy the hoodie. And then it donates the money immediately to make a wish.
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No, that's a good point. We got to start being more charitable. We got to jump in the cold water. Yeah. But do we have to do the... Do we have to do the physical acts?
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I donate to a charity all the time. My wife's bag collection.
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It's a very popular charity in my household. Why is the activity always associated with the charity? Why can't you just give money? I'm sure people have done jokes about this, but why is it always a race? Or why is it running into the water? Why does there have to be something that you get out of it to help the kids?
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You need proof that you did a good thing.
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It's really so you could say you did it on Instagram and people can't shit on you. Because they're shitting on the guy that gave $20 to the kid who was going to die.
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oh yeah sure too so when you're okay let me just ask this question and i just want one but i need it i need my filipino fur i need it we're united nation okay honest is honest question okay you're at the polar bear thing okay yeah he is wearing a bunch of white people they're about to go in the ocean and you're on the beach is there any feeling of them going like i wouldn't is he gonna just take our shit when we jump in the cycle
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Were there any looks? Did they wait for you to go in first?
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The tide is coming in. I just want to let you know. If you wanted 20 white people to kill a black person, the best thing they would do is let's get them in the water. It really evened out the odds. I'd be nervous if I was you.
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Guys, very cool announcement that I'm incredibly excited to make. My new special, Life, is going to be coming to Netflix March 4th. Come on, Alex. Come on, Alex. I'm very excited for you guys all to see it. Thank you to everybody who came out to the tour. It was, it was absolutely incredible. Every dream I ever had in comedy, that's what this tour was. And, uh, I'm really proud of the special.
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So I would love it if you guys go to Netflix right now and hit that remind me thing. Apparently that's really good and gets in front of tons of people's eyes. So you got, uh, you know, maybe three weeks to do that. So go to Netflix. It's up there right now. You can hit that remind me button and, um, you know, hopefully that helps, but yeah, let's run this up, man. Let's run this up to the moon. Uh,
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What did you think? What did you think of the halftime show?
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It is his best special, and I'm obviously a fan. I'm going to keep saying it. This is your best. I'm so proud of you. I cannot wait for them to see it. Thank you, man.
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Thank you guys so much, man. I really appreciate all the support. So go there. And then on March 4th, we're watching as a family. Spread the word. Tell everybody. Yell it from the rooftops. Let's run it up. Now let's get back to the show.
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Do you remember NFL Blitz? Oh, yeah, of course. You could break legs and shit.
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What's wrong with us?
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You know what it was? It was the closest thing to a TikTok scroll.
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Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? He's in pain. He's in chronic pain every day.
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The soup. Yeah. Sort of. It was like reality show or it was, I think, talk show back in the day. Yeah. And he would just sort of go over the news like quickly. Yeah. That's interesting. There was just more like he would react to it a little bit more. But yeah. Huh. It is funny. We're watching the same content we did back in the day.
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It was Scorpion, Rapier. Yeah. There was, what was the other guy?
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What?
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You're fucking homeschooling us. I don't want to listen to you talking about video games. You're trying to talk about lesbians getting after the last of us and not taking off the belt before you finger a girl. What kind of insane thing is that? Really? That's what you're saying? Son, son, son, son, son, son.
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No, those are rainbow lights. Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
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It's incredible. Yo, HBO on a run right now. They just announced Squid Game's coming back June 27th. HBO? HBO. That's Netflix. Yeah. Whatever. It's all the same. Retard.
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So if it was a dude and she was giving a hand to you. Son, son, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. She just announced she's pregnant, right? She goes, I'm pregnant. They start fucking, and she's immediately trying to abort that fucking thing.
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Oh, wait. My bad. She did unbuckle it. My bad. Look at you. Look at you. Hey, my bad. Oh, she got her arching and everything. You barely got two digits in there. Get out of here, bro.
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Come on.
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Okay, Shifty, can you tell us why you were giggling when I said that Vala and Mark have a little rivalry? Can you tell us that, please? In the most sad, sardonic way possible.
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Whoa. Look at this. Look at this. And then they go for it. Wait a minute. Immediately. She's like, finger me. I don't think she unbuckles that belt.
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Oh, this is the video game version? Oh, hell yeah. I mean, yeah, look at the most watched. Go to most watched. Yeah, that big one. Yup.
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Can you extend? Could you stay and then just chill in Warsaw for a minute? Yeah. Get a B&B. And smoke poles. Yeah, that'd be sick. I mean, because apparently Warsaw is like a good fun time.
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I've seen the same one. I've seen the exact same one. We're all on the same algorithm. I'm a six in Poland, and she's like, I'm a 10 in the United States. I'm a six in Poland. I was like, you're what in Poland?
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No, she's a legit ten that calls herself a six in Poland. You know all about this. Stop acting like you... Stop it.
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We were just talking about looks, like in him being a handsome black man in Poland, which they don't have. They're very proud of Noah. Whoa. Whoa.
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I'm pissed about you doing this.
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He's from Virginia.
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I mean, it's close and it's all that's Atlanta is like, how big is Atlanta? Extremely.
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No, of course. I'm just saying like, it's, you would say that you're in greater Atlanta. No, of course. It's freezing. What is the goal? Have we spent too little on air conditioning this month? Is that the goal? Do we have a quota? It's freezing. Miles has a full hoodie on.
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My head hurts, and for some reason, wearing a hood makes it feel better.
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Because you got that vaccine for me. Yeah. He's so bad.
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Oh, is this the... Yeah, let's look at what a six in Poland looks like.
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I mean, pause. If that's a six in Poland, they're doing everything right with the immigration policies. You don't want to water that down. You've got a really good thing going, and you don't want to water that down. What is that, what I just said? It's on the line.
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Can you be xenophobic for the sake of the attractiveness of your people? Because you can't guarantee every immigrant coming in is going to be a 10 out of 10. Unless you vet them.
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If it's the right melanin. If it's the right melanin. You've got a bunch of seals coming in. No disrespect to, obviously, Seal, incredibly talented singer. You know what I mean?
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Shut it down, though, right? Yeah. You really need one. You need one hit. He looked like he got kissed by the thorns. Yeah.
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I think that you're making a really gross allegation right now.
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Yo, shout out Seal. Obviously, Seal, we're joking. We're joking, of course. He had an acid attack or something, right? Oh, yeah. Blue fist. What do you have? It's lupus. Oh, come on.
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But look at that. That's his daughter.
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All right. We got to look at it.
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No, we got to look into it. Her face ain't even scarred. Seal has discoid lupus, a form of lupus that mainly affects the skin, causing coin-shaped lesions and scarring. Don't even do it, Mark. Don't even do it. While not as severe as systemic lupus, which can affect organs, discoid lupus can still have a significant impact on a person's life. Seals openly discusses, I swear.
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You need to apologize to him. I'm sorry. I thought the story was he was a homeless guy and he was burned with acid. Was he homeless? Did I make that part up too? I think he was a struggling artist.
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Okay, he experienced homelessness during his youth. At 15, he ran away and spent time couch surfing with friends or staying in homeless hostels. Okay? Yes. Where he was later... attacked with acid.
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It is.
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Al, SEAL adopted one of Heidi Klum's daughters. Come on! Depending on the one you were seeing on the screen. Come on! When racism works out. Come on, man. Now, they do...
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I know. He plays all the time. He's on group chats. He's developing, like, paddle culture stuff. Like... And you have a baby you take seven months off and you wipe the floor. There's damage to one of his legs. Is that present at all when he was playing?
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Like Ronaldo.
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Did he flee his country if you're...
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Formula One, greatest live sporting event in existence.
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He said this about WWE two weeks ago.
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Prisoner of the moment.
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They call me a prisoner of the moment.
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Formula One is the greatest live sporting event in existence. No, it's not. Name a better one. Everything, bro.
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You can't watch the sport. You can't watch the sport. I could not. No, listen. Look at this. If you want to see peak athleticism, look at this. Look at that tire change. This is in slow-mo, by the way. Look at that.
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What am I doing? You're such a dad.
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Okay, now go to the next one. This right here is I'll Never Live This Down. I don't know what the fuck.
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I've watched that video a hundred times. The guy that I'm talking to has a very thick German accent. When a white guy with a thick German accent extends a hand, I'm assuming fucking handshake or he's... So it's one of those two. I'm not assuming he's going for the dap at all. If you notice, at the last second, he brings his hand up. Obviously, he felt my aura. He was trying to match my aura.
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He's like, there's no way a guy this cool and this athletic and good at doing things he's never done before could possibly go for a dap up. Watch it one more time. I want you to focus on his hand.
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There is something happening.
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I don't know what I did. I wish I could justify what I did. I think I was looking for people to like high five and everybody was like, this is pretty normal. So I was just like, okay, I'll just keep on doing karate. You never lose more Italian.
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I beat the other guy. I beat the other guy, who's a professional. The other cars are faster. So basically, stake this car. Next year, Audi takes over, and Audi's going to build its own engine. And they hope in four years, they'll be able to be at the top. But right now, they buy a Ferrari engine. And who knows what Ferrari gives them? They probably give them some fucking Fugazi shit.
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And there's no way to check on it. But it is probably a Fugazi from Ferrari. So, of course, if you're getting an engine that they purposely, you know how we give the shitty fighter planes to like the Middle Eastern countries? That's what Ferrari is probably doing to us.
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Yeah. Secret. But then there's like certain standards that you have to uphold and you can call the other ones out for it. So there's dude. Okay. It's like, why don't you just copy the best cars? That's what they try to do. But like the tiniest little wind resistance thing can change everything. So there's a game of like milliseconds.
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The reason why I said it was the best event that I've ever seen. Obviously, we had like this unparalleled access. It's like ridiculous what we got to see. Like it's a different experience. I get it. But it brings out this like juvenile part in you that when you hear the sound of the cars. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I don't know what it was. I never thought I had that in me to be like vroom.
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There was video of me like as it go by, you'd see my mouth go vroom. So it brings out this like childish nature in you. And you're literally looking at, like, a rocket ship on the ground.
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I've been waiting for him to have a kid so I can mush this.
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Were you able to go to any, like, good turns where they would do the passing? Not really. I was just, like, the paddock area. So that's the one thing I would think that they could work out better with the sport. Because when you watch them drive by you, it is fucking miraculous. Especially when it's raining. They're shooting up all this rain. And there's zero visibility. I was asking the driver.
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I was like, can you see anything? And he was like, no, not really. And I'm like, how are you driving? He goes, we kind of have the tracks memorized. So you're kind of like in like a flow state. So you're reacting. You can see like the lights in the car in front of you go red for braking. So you know it's kind of time to brake. But he's like, visibility is almost zero when it's raining.
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And them setting each other up to do these passes. And you know like... There's a guy who just had a kid three days ago, Max Verstappen, right? So there's a little part of you going, like, oh, he's going to be a little safe today. And you're like, no, he's not. He's, like, cutting people off. If you want to pass me, we're both going to crash, or you're not going to pass me. Wow.
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You had a kid three days ago. Do they do any, like, pageantry shit where, like, they start the engines all at the same time or, like, a flyover? The whole thing is pageantry. They had a fucking car flyover. I got to do this walk where you, like, walk. And I'm just... In the walk is just every... All these famous people and that kind of stuff.
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And everybody is submitting to the excellence of the cars. Nobody's doing the walk like, I'm the thing to see here. Everybody's doing the walk like, oh, wow, that's that machine that cost $300 million to make. That's that thing. It's just... It's just pure excess. It's like everything Americans should like and nothing Europeans should like. Like, this is popular in Europe. Oh, yeah.
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But it shouldn't be. Like, Europeans should revolt. They should be like, all this money spent on this, we should put it towards health care and, like, feeding the homeless and giving them housing. Like, we're talking about... $300 to $500 million a car.
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We're the only ones that actually care about it. And for whatever reason, it doesn't... We have NASCAR, but NASCAR feels more working class. They're driving like police cars.
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Yeah, it's just like... Do they really?
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Yeah.
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Because they're not driving at night, so why do you need headlights?
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Yeah, they got painted on headlights. It's all one car body in NASCAR. That's so funny. They all have the same car body. It's just stickers. You make them look different. Stock car. Stock car.
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I mean, it was just, no bullshit. And I am a prisoner of the moment. I admit it. It was the coolest thing that I've ever fucking seen live as a sport. I still don't know if the drivers do anything. Like, there's a little part of me that's like, if you put me in the best car, I could probably beat the worst car. Me. You don't think that?
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He got in an F3 car and then got claustrophobia. I couldn't breathe. But that's when we were having a lot of trouble getting pregnant. And I was really stressed. But I had to get out. And you know what? It wasn't even an F3. It was like an F4. So before we went on the race, there was a, it's so funny because, you know, this is, these are big corporations.
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Everybody's a little bit like careful with their words, you know? So before the main race starts, there was like a woman's F1, right? It's called like F1 special or some shit. I don't know. But they're trying to like get women into driving, which is crazy because it's not like they have to lift anything. Like the car does all the driving. So you think that they could do it, right?
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Is it like G forces? Like what is the justification? I don't know. As far as I'm concerned, the G doesn't exist. So I asked him, and I was like, I go, you know, I'm just trying to, like, make stupid fucking jokes. And I'm just like, so, you know, I'm sure the women, there's a lot more crashes in the women's circuit. Like, I'm just, whatever, joking. And the guy goes, um, well, um...
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There will probably be some good Google searches about that if you'd like to see. And I go, what do you mean by that? And off camera, he's basically like, yeah, they're fucking crashing all the time. They're like, we can't put them in the formula cars because it costs too much to fix for the amount that they crash.
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The energy that you feel, obviously, during a Knicks game is really cool. I will say that that Knicks game exists for like three hours. And this is like three days. Oh, okay. And then just all the different things that you are seeing and the amount of people that just kind of like submit themselves to the awe of the experience. Yeah, the spectacle.
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yeah and again it's like nobody is too cool for a fast car yeah it just kind of levels the playing fields like fucking timothy chalamet is there gawking at a car the same car that kirk douglas is gawking at all these nfl players are there just like you just can't believe it i mean must be the most expensive sport it has to be right like there's nothing even remotely it's like spacex it's like if spacex was for fun yeah
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Like, every one of these is a rocket ship. Yeah. And every single race, something's going to break and they're going to have to rebuild it.
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Yeah, it was just fucking... It was just really cool.
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I don't know. I'm trying to think.
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To me, the most interesting were the engineers and the people working on the cars. The little things that can make such massive differences. How piecemeal the cars are. Everything can be removed and a new thing put on within seconds. So your front wing gets fucked up, there's another front wing. So you have a spaceship that can be completely rebuilt... In a matter of seconds.
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Yeah, it's just the monocoque. That's cool. That's really like the middle part that stays the same. I mean, you could have the engine and gearbox break down, and within an hour, they have a new engine and gearbox put into a car, everything rewired, and you're racing. Wow. So if you fuck it up in the trials or whatever it is, it's just like... Yeah, that's fascinating. That's dope. Unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Some of them are maybe, and then some of them seem like they were just kind of a... Like, the guys who do, like, the union shit at the theaters we go to. You know? It's just, like, a dude who, like— Roadie. Yeah, like, roadies, like, for musicians. Like, that same kind of vibe. Like, I just love cars. Like, mechanics. Like, what would be the coolest job if you were a mechanic? Oh, yeah. You know?
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It's like, I could fix cars in New York at a shop, or I could work on a fucking Formula One team and travel the world. Are any of them, like, former athletes? That's what I heard, and I looked at them, and it didn't seem that way. But I heard all of them were like, oh, Formula D1 guys. I was like, not at all. They're all kind of small. All the drivers are really skinny. Yeah.
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Like really skinny, really lean. Some of them are tiny. Some of them may be my height, but like lean, every single one.
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And same kind of, I wonder if lifestyle is more similar. It's like you're traveling every single weekend, super high stakes. You're part of this crew. How much do they get paid, you think? I don't know. I'm trying to, like, I was trying to crunch numbers on everything. Like, who gets paid the most? Driver. No, I think it's the principal.
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Like, the person who is, like, the head of the team who has to, like, hire all the different positions. I actually don't know if the drivers are that respected. Yeah, that's what I'm curious about. Are they like a jockey? Yeah, that might be like a harsh thing to say, but like I think that the leaders of the teams and like the top engineers are the more coveted people than the drivers.
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Interesting. Because like you could take the worst driver and put them in the best car and they would be competitive.
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I didn't know one of the guys that was driving a car for our team. I didn't know him. I met him, and I didn't know if he was a guy that does the pit stop or if he was driving a car. I didn't want to be disrespectful, but I didn't know him. Do you know him now? Nope. He didn't finish the race. I was like, you got to finish for me to take a pit. Oh, man.
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I think it's 40 love, though. You're serving, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. It's okay. I don't have to do that. I mean, Love 40, it sounds like he's losing.
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There's a crazy amount of access that you get. Like, I'm surprised. Like, before, they just let everybody walk. Not everybody, but they let people walk on the grid where all the cars are set up. And it's like, you could sabotage another car. Right? Mm-hmm. I don't know how you would do it, but you could walk up, look at it, unscrew some shit. Throw some acid on someone's face.
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Who knows what you could do? Acid attack. I saw Seal there, actually. That's why I brought him up. Yeah, handsome, great guy, sweet. I can't believe I said that joke about the thorns. That was so rude. I think Al sets a really disgusting tone.
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Whatever. Anyway, it was great. Shout out to Carbone. Carbone hooked us up. Reunited with my boy, my twin, Ryan Clark and Jelly. Also, Jelly is fucking incredible. I actually got to see him do a full show. He's incredible. He's incredible. And I mean that in that, like, he understands—you could tell he's done decades of shitty shows. Yeah. This is the difference maker.
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We got it. We got it. We got it. But obviously, now that everybody listens to the podcast, it's a pass. paddle a fish about that oh guys okay so um what was gay or last night last of us or the met gala what do you want to talk about oh well can you explain last of us yo can i tell you something about this uh so the the video game was gay they had like a lesbian thing in it.
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The people who've done decades of shitty shows know how to really, like, galvanize and rile up a crowd and play a crowd like an instrument. And the people who have just, like, are a pop star and then they have their hit— Without their hit, they don't really have anything. Yeah, they're learning how to live perform after they're famous. Exactly.
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You could tell he's done the toughest, hardest fucking shows. Because I was curious. I was like, what's he going to do? We're in this Carbone Beach dinner. There's all these fancy people there. They might not even know country music that much. Maybe.
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they don't know some of his hits i'm like how is he gonna handle this and within 30 seconds of bringing it up he's like kind of doing call and response almost crowd work as stuff really getting people excited banger of a song that maybe people know but didn't but it had so much excitement that they're getting riled up you can even tell that he was a bit concerned because like he mentioned that a couple times he's like yo i'm uh i'm gonna turn this shit into a honky-tonk i didn't realize all you guys like fucking country music the way here play
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Go back a little second. Why were you hesitant to put your whole hand on him? It seemed like you were doing that... Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you? Is that not clear to you guys? It just, it felt like you wanted to. It felt like you wanted to embrace him, but you were like a little insecure. Years of trauma.
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No, you wanted to cross that arm over his chest and just hold him. But look at your hand. Look how uncomfortable that hand is.
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Tell us what's going through that moment, because you obviously want to be part of this singing, and you want to... Were you not drunk enough to just be yourself? I didn't know the words.
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Now this is maybe like midway. Yeah. But no, he just did. I mean, he did rap songs. He did honky tonk. He did old school classic. He covers like it was it was truly amazing. And the next day he went to go perform in a stadium in Las Vegas with Post Malone. And then the next day came back to run a 5K in Miami.
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We had a great conversation. It was fire. Just great. All right. Oh, Jamie? Oh, yeah. I got to meet the most talented human being on the planet. Dressed like Street Fighter, man. That shit is fire. Yeah, Jamie's the fucking man. Anyway, it was cool as hell. Definitely cool. I suggest if you guys have the opportunity, go check out a Formula One and root for Team Steak.
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Bet on top sports, political events, and use the promo code FLAGRANT for your welcome bonus. Now let's get back to the show. Do y'all care about the Met Gala?
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A lot of these high society events, they make fundraisers as an excuse for rich and fancy people to celebrate themselves. So I think it's more about celebrating yourself, and then you realize, oh, shit, if we keep celebrating ourselves, poor people are going to fucking shoot us in the back of the head. All right, so let's make it a fundraiser for a cause. Right. But I think that's after the fact.
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And you had to do the mission gay? You have to do it. Yo, that's really funny. They don't shift it. You're laughing and feeling joyful again.
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But it's more about a qualification. If you're invited to this event, you must be one of the most famous people, whatever it is. So I think it's very exciting in that regard.
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And judgment. Exclusivity. But you also get to judge.
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You get to be, you know, like, one of those chef shows. You get to say if the food is good or not.
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So I think it, like, puts us, all of us that are not invited, that are not the famous people, that are not, you know, part of, like, the inside circle, not only do we get to judge them, we get to make fun of them because a lot of them address, like, really foolishly. That's a good point. So in a lot of ways, like... And I'm guilty of this.
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Like, it's easy for us to just sit back, oh, look at these fucking stupid people. But it's like, that's kind of the event's purpose, in my opinion. They're submitting themselves for judgment. And there are these designers that are trying to do, like, the most provocative, ridiculous things. And on some level, I like that. I love it. I like it when people try. Yeah.
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What's-his-face bringing the piano on his back is fucking retarded, yes. But I like that there's an attempt made to do something.
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I don't like you laughing and feeling joyful up there. So, are you upset that the TV show is accurate to the game and they include the gay shit?
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And he's not even here. I wish he was. Can we call him? Saul, dude. Yo, Mark is talking shit.
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I mean, do you think it's an actual piano?
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No, why are you assuming I'm upset?
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Al thought it was real.
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There's no way.
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He's moving around. When you see people walking around with a bunch of balloons, you're like, how are they doing that? They're not flying away.
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The broken clock is right. Oh, Mr. Milchick. Who's this? The guy from Severance.
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Oh, okay. All right. Got swag.
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I think vagina is the most respectable... I think it's the most respectable part of a woman's body. No, think about it. Like, there could be no more respectable part of a woman's body than the vagina. It's, in many of our definitions, what makes a woman a woman. Yeah, but put it, like, not on a sideways one.
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With all due respect to Lisa, do you think the lips are dark?
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No, like, okay, so I hadn't thought about it while I'm watching The Last of Us because I played the video game. It was obviously very traumatic for me when the little lesbian girl started making out and having sex because I've known Ellie, the character, since she was a teenager. I don't want to watch this girl. It's like a daughter to me, practically.
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Oh, stop being angry.
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All right, let's City Sweeney immediately. Let's just watch it. And... Jesus Christ.
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That is the most amazing critique. How is everybody's jaw so perfect now? Like, how does everybody have, like, this immaculate jawline? I also have that question. I would also like to get to the bottom of this. Is that fillers? Is that makeup? Like, what is giving everybody perfect jawlines?
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Oh, wow. But the rest of her doesn't look Ozempic. Yeah, true. It's like Halloween. Here's the thing about the Met Gala.
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Once we accept that we're the ones that benefit the most, because we get to make fun of and potentially humiliate the most famous, successful people on the planet, and that is by design what the show is about, whether or not they know it, but it's what it is for the majority of people. It's kind of great for us. Yeah. Yeah. And they could just be like, you're just hating because you wasn't there.
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Because you wasn't there. So it kind of like works out for everybody. And I like the designers trying to flex. Why do white people went so, like, go better, go harder?
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Now she's a fully grown lesbian and she's just fingering somebody dirty on horseback for four days, no shower. There's a lot of things going on. Also, they didn't need to show the fingering scene. That was a little much. I know I'm becoming an old man. See? But, like, she's not even a seasoned lesbian. Like, doesn't even unbuckle her belt. What does she do?
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whoa what is she there obama oh i didn't know that she went that's kind of fire dude is that her first time like is that her first public appearance since who's this she's done like some speeches i think Is that Lisa?
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It's a profile of an absolutely beautiful Asian woman at the Met Gala. We've just seen Lisa. I think that's Lisa. And there's nobody that can prove me otherwise. In DNA tests. Yeah, they're like, let's see the pennies.
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Yo, let me tell you something. This motherfucker's too handsome. Oh, yeah. This motherfucker's too goddamn handsome. Yeah. Who is it? Damson, what is the name? Idris. Damson Idris. I've got enough of these British Idrises. Yeah, there's something about Idris that makes you so cute.
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I think, what's her face? Lisa was in Louis Vuitton. Which one was that?
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No. Lisa's man is the heir to Louis Vuitton. Oh. Did you guys not know this? I was aware. Did you guys not know this? Did you guys not research Lisa? You're busy learning about Jenny. I'm locked in on Lisa. I know that she is going to be technically the heir as well once they get married to Louis Vuitton. Did you not know this? I didn't know she was going to be the heir of Louis Vuitton.
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Not only Louis Vuitton, LVMH. Whoa, that's a lot of money. Arnaud's kid is married or fiancéd up with Lisa. That's sick as hell. Yeah. Lucky him.
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She's, like, pulling at the jeans, trying to stuff the hand underneath.
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You're scaring me a lot, dude.
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Lisa's reportedly in a relationship with the son of luxury conglomerate LVMH boss Bernard Arnault, who is worth over $180 billion.
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You've got to pull up a picture of both of them next to each other. Wait a minute. It sounds like you're making a joke. What do you know that we don't know? Come on now.
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Come on, Kenny.
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Yo, shout out to him for starting MySpace, man.
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No, you can't do that. Anyway, so yeah, so I was watching it, and I'm curious what you guys thought of it. Okay. You know how, like, Hollywood... Okay. Hollywood wants to make money. We understand. This is the point of Hollywood, right?
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He looks good. He looks like a young Wayne Gretzky right there. That's the angle he needs. Stop hating on him with those other angles and that haircut. You need to go, this is a little better. Nah, we're doing a little better. Since you got twin sisters... Man, Alex, you're being really insensitive. You're being really insensitive. Mark is littering. You're being insensitive.
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He's clearly with her girl group called Black Pink, which is another way to describe where Rosa Parks is situated.
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As Charlemagne says, we're not mature enough to have this conversation, and it is very true.
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It's nasty.
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Yes, I got you, my boy.
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Are you going to let him talk about one of your heroes like that, man?
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So you think he's been pretending to be blind all this time?
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And then, like, sometimes there's virtuous people caught up in every industry, and they start, like, putting justifications on their actions, like we all do, that make them seem a little bit, like, more benevolent. Right? Fair enough. So... But in my experience, Hollywood is very reactive. Like a movie about ice skating does really well. There'll be five more ice skating movies. Right.
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The black people are getting into the flat earth shit, though. Have you been seeing? I've been seeing clips of Mark Lamont Hill on Joe Budden's podcast. No. Have you been seeing him going back and forth? I didn't. This shit is hilarious. Because black people are just getting into the conspiracies from about like five years ago.
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It wasn't Kyria Flat Earther?
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what what come on guys i don't know if kairi was on flat earth yeah i think kairi was back in the day remember i think so yeah but he's on everything he also said some other wild shit he's an internet kid like whatever's popping on the moment yeah you were right about that yeah like some guys over here he apologized in 2018 for his flat earth comments was he what's the what's the name of the of the god and the nation of islam that created white people
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Stephen A. Smith.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he's Native American tomorrow and all that kind of shit. Also, Yacoub created white people because he has two brains, as you saw in that image. I just looked this up. Created white people with one half of his brain, and then his brain blew up and he died, so... Just want to let you know that's the... Yo, my bad. That's where white people come from.
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That's what I said. Is it a Muppet? No, it's a Sesame Street. He's a Sesame. He's a Sesame.
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Horror movies do well. They go, OK, horror is in R-rated comedy does well. OK, let's make R-rated comedy. So what I think is happening with like the you call D.I. or, you know, like trans stories or gay stories, whatever it is, like what I think has happened is there was some very brave filmmakers like Brokeback Mountain. That could have been a huge fucking flop. Mm-hmm. Right?
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Also, everybody that's wondering where Akash is, we can't tell you. We cannot tell you right now. There's a reason why we didn't bring it up earlier in the episode, but we cannot tell you where he is, but we hope that he comes home safe. That's all I'm going to say.
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We want to make sure that he comes home safe. He's not in Burkina Faso. Where there has been a successful military coup that Mark will explain to us right now. He was diligently doing research before this podcast began. This is wild.
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Come here. Come sit here.
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No, we back. Come sit here. Break it down. Come on now. All right, guys, stay brave for a second, okay? I want to talk about one of the healthiest sources of protein on planet Earth. That is the bone broth. Natural, loaded with nutrients. It's got gelatin and amino acids to support digestion, collagen to repair cartilage, and support flexibility, immune health, and much more.
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It does work out.
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Yeah, it's the kettle on fire, obviously, because she's not using the real bones. You don't know what your wife's probably using those bones from the bodies exhibit, just Chinese slaves. This right here is beef bones and chicken bones, the real stuff, okay? Don't use that homemade Chinese slave bones broth that Mark is using with him and his family, okay?
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If you want to add some protein into your favorite dishes, kettle and fire is a perfect way to sneak it in. Or if you're fasting, a little bone broth goes a long way to support your extended fast. Obviously, Mark did it. Alex failed. He ate fucking carbonara when we were down in Miami. This guy did not stop eating. The second he saw sugar and dessert, he just devoured a whole platter of it.
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You put this movie out, they're like, hold on, gay cowboys? Like, who's going to go watch this? And despite the fact that it could have been a huge flop, the actors in it were brave for doing it. It's not like there's, like, all this reward for doing a gay scene. At the time, like, you could look at those characters and be like, ah, they're gay now, I don't want to see them in action movies.
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Was he a military guy?
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They might lose their role in Hollywood. It's courageous. Okay. The movie, just as a theory, movie does really well because it's a good movie, but it's also, like, brave and courageous, right? Mm-hmm. The Hollywood industry reacts and goes, oh, that makes money. Let's do the gay shit. Okay. And then the executives, lower level, start going, we have to share these marginalized stories.
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I imagine in the near future, there will be no buying of the rights to your natural resources. They'll only be partnering. Like I think recently in like Trinidad, there was this leader who sold all of the – because Trinidad has oil. So I think they like sold all the oil rights to the Chinese for like 100 years or at least for 100 years.
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And, like, the way this thing happens is that they cut the deal so that that specific person gets super rich, you know, at the cost of the people. And this happens, I'm sure, all over the world.
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But I imagine, like, as, you know, maybe one of the benefits of globalism is that there'll be these, like, international policy, like, laws in place that will protect the colonial countries from doing this. But at the same time, these smaller countries do need the investment for infrastructure. So if you've got all this oil...
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and you need to find a way to get it out, but everybody's living in poverty, you need investment. So it can operate in a similar way to... I'm trying to think.
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I mean, there's a way where it's actually cheaper for the colonial countries to do this because they're like, hold on. So you'll organize it. Stop all the warring factions, because if there's war in the country, we can't extract the oil. If we have to worry about GI has blown some shit up or a coup happening, it stops you all from coming.
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So there's a certain amount of like money that you have to pay for protection for your goods. So it's probably cheaper to have a leader that will give you access. And then that leader goes, OK, how much you pay and protect all the shit? OK, well, you don't have to pay that anymore because I'm going to protect it. But I want that delta. Yeah.
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We have to do it. And they might actually believe that shit. But at the top, they're just reacting to whatever is successful. Once the top is...
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But now that people are going, they're educated enough and maybe the Internet is available enough where people go, OK, this isn't fair and we're getting fucked. Yeah. And there's other examples, I guess, in Africa or even the Middle East where like there's a different system that actually benefits the people.
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That is. Yeah. I mean, that happens all around the world. But now maybe there's enough security where you don't get to do that. And it's also like there's a lot of shame that goes along with that. Back in the day, you could take someone out and nobody really knows about it. But if it's making news and somebody gets killed, you have to go, well, who killed them?
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And then if it trickles back to France, imagine how we're going to look at Macron or the leadership over there that's basically okaying the murder of not only the government official, but the leading government entity in an independent country.
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Yeah, I think that the best—I really think that even for the colonial powers, it works better if you just take—maybe you're making 10% less, maybe you're making 30% less, but you don't have to worry about shit, and you get to act like you're this, like, benevolent partner.
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forcing in stories that they don't actually really care about they're just doing to make money that people see it as forced if it's an authentic pure story doesn't matter if it's gay or not or it's dei or not like jordan pool shit isn't dei we just like it because it's cool jordan peel right yeah my bad my bad jordan uh one of them is one of them is really good um
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Like, wouldn't you rather the world see you as somebody who's, like, lifting up these African nations instead of this, like, diabolical, like, I don't want to say, like, terrorist, but, like, colonial state?
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But even that gets caught up by the people in charge if they're corrupt.
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Right? So then the food actually reaches the people. There's that great example of, I think it's Botswana, if I'm not mistaken. But there's this leader who was just like... I mean, you could argue, maybe look it up right now, but like one of the greatest leaders in history.
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And he basically took this African nation from squalor to like the highest like GDP of any African nation, the highest levels of education. And he like slowly did it piece by piece. But first was, I think nobody actually had rights to their minerals. I think they had like diamonds. You can look at it and see if it's Botswana. I'm not exactly sure. I forget this guy's name.
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I should know the name, but like great example of this. You can do it. You can pull your country out of extreme poverty, but you cannot do it without the natural resources. Because without that, you just have nothing to pull from. What are you going to do? Tourism? Nobody wants to go there. People are getting shot. They think your country is full of AIDS. They think. They think.
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No, but unfortunately, that is the perception, right? So people aren't going for cute little vacations over there. Right. One of the reasons why we can go to the Caribbean and all this kind of stuff is because we're like, oh, it's safe.
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So those are the ones that are most difficult because they're also easily invaded.
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What is it?
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Yeah, Kama. And it was in commas elected as first president. And then he was just like, I mean, it's a great YouTube video. I watched on it. And, um, like some of these guys do these like really in depth, uh, you know, historical accounts on YouTube, like really like well-researched with imagery and all this stuff. But this guy comma, I think he's no longer in power.
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And I think the guy who followed him, there isn't like tons of support, but I imagine he was in power for years. I think he had like a white wife too. And that was a little bit snow bunnies, man. Yeah, he got snowboarded a little bit. I think he was educated in England, if I'm not mistaken.
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No, I know, I know. But yeah, you get people partnering. And, like, the tricky thing is you kind of need these people to be educated outside of their country. Because if they're educated within their country, they're probably part of the propaganda machine that's kept people at bay.
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So it's almost like you want them to go to the colonial powers so they can learn what happened to their country in the most effective way. And then like go to these like institutions like Oxford or Harvard or that kind of stuff. And like you'd like study business or geopolitics and you learn how trade actually works. Mm hmm.
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And then you can start to broker these deals and build these relationships with the other countries. Yeah. Especially right now where like everybody's terrified of the value of currency. Like I think gold is at like $3,000 a pound or something in the same price. So right now is the perfect time to own your fucking gold rights.
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You know?
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so jordan jordan's pill stories really work because they're like authentic right and the and the crowd reacts to it because they're authentic it doesn't feel forced when the force shit happens we go ah this is stupid and then we find reasons we justify the blame why it sucks we're like oh this is di this is the other no no it's just inauthentic it's late yeah and it's no longer rebellious it's no longer shocking it's no longer different it just feels like they're cashing in on this idea here's the problem
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You need someone who's like truly benevolent. Yeah. Can you make sure that was right about that Botswana guy? I don't want to get that wrong.
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See if he's got a white wife. There's a YouTube video called Siretse Kama, Life and Legacy of Africa's Best President Ever. Yeah. That's the one.
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It might be, but there's a few that have been done on it. But it's specifically, like, what he did. Like, at a certain point, there was, like, invasions. He's like, okay, well, oh, the first thing was after naturalization, it was investing in education. He's like, because an educated populace is going to continue to innovate. His wife was white, it looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like, he had this, like, step to being a first world country or whatever it is. And, like, he fucking knocked it out of the park, you know. But naturally, having the resources was amazing. I think at one point, Batam was, like, part of Zimbabwe or something like that. But, like, there was—he had to worry about invasions. He's like, okay, now we have to invest in military.
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Like, he just went through the process, and he had enough support from the people, and it's possible. I guess that's the point. It's like, it is possible. He's got to be immune to that corruption, though.
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So, like, what if there's a—like, I think about this all the time with Bukele. I would love to have the El Salvadorian president on it because it's like—
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I would look that up. Yeah, look it up.
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Nice. That's like, get back. Yeah. Yeah. Or what we did in Afghanistan where we took all the heroin fields. Yeah, exactly. Don't sell it in your own country. But if Canada can sell asbestos to Thailand, then why can't El Salvador sell coke to some other country? It's what we tell people all the time. The issue is taking advantage of your own people.
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so that you can get rich fucking over other people we seem to look the other way america's done it a bunch of other countries done it seems like that's how you become a superpower in a way yeah whether it's through colonization or through selling you know narcotics but like there's a market for this shit the problem is is when it just completely erodes the fabric of your society yeah
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But we should put an allegedly right there. Yeah, allegedly, yeah. The point that I'm trying to make, and I'm not trying to cap for him, but it's like, I wonder if on some level, let's remove this because I don't know what the truth is here. Okay, you've taken your country from the most dangerous country in the Western Hemisphere to the safest, okay?
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You have like 85% approval from your people, okay? We'll look into it one second, but leave that up. You have, I imagine it's a democracy, so there are term limits, maybe. Let's say there are. You know the next people that are going for election. You know them. You know them well. What if you see them and you're like, yo, they can't do it. Like, this guy's kind of corrupt.
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I've been looking the other way about it, but I know he's easily influenced. This guy's a fucking idiot, but the people like him, but they don't realize that he just doesn't have what it takes to do this shit. Mm-hmm. I understand the impulse to tyranny, even if it's benevolent. Now, I'm sure there's bad people that look at that same situation and they just go, I just want to keep my power.
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These people can't do it. But really, you just want to keep your power. But is there ever a situation where you're like, I'm good. I don't think these guys can fucking do it. Do I let it go because that is what upholds democracy? Or do I create a tyrannical state because that's what upholds the society that is benefiting everyone? Hmm.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is there is a little bit more nuance to the need for power. And it is possible that there are certain people who are like, I don't even want to do this shit, but it's going to fall apart if this guy gets in power because I know him. I've seen him be corrupted already.
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made their bed with, we're doing this because it's important to share marginalized stories. Once those stories stop making money, the execs at the top are like, damn, we already told everybody we're doing this because it's beneficial to the world. When in reality, we're just doing it to make money. So now we can't exactly pivot off of it too fast.
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I mean, Saddam ran into that issue with his fucking lunatic son, Uday. Oh, yeah. You know Uday? No. He was, like, an absolute fucking just evil motherfucker.
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I didn't say who.
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I said, no, I don't know. No, Uday was his actual son, and he was, like, an absolute fucking lunatic. He tortured people, abused people, threw, like, crazy parties. He was, like, actually Game of Thrones king. Joffrey. Joffrey-type shit. Yeah. And Saddam, like, would try to, like, reel him in and would burn his cars.
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like he owned a bunch of nice cars and he burned his cars one time to like threaten him he put him in jail for like a night but like saddam couldn't really reel him in but also i'm gonna count to three uday torturing but saddam would also then name other people his successor his successor and it pissed uday off even more he had his like crazy shit happened yeah
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Yeah, when you know there's no repercussions to your actions, you're going to act out. Yeah, and he tortured the Olympic team.
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Also, where does he learn that shit? You don't learn that shit from the movies. You're seeing that within... your family dynamic, or at least you're seeing your dad use power in that way and you think it's okay.
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Got his uncle shot. He did some wild stuff.
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But maybe there's a version where he feels like stepping it up is, you know, currying favor with his father. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not trying to say that Saddam is this fucking... I guess my point is he's not this great guy. His son is even worse. But I've seen kids like this on much lower levels where it's just like you got this rich kid. You guys probably grew up with them.
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They never really get in trouble for anything. You went to private school. Shut up. No, I didn't.
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The quickest way is what Singapore did.
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yeah like 50 years you go from a jungle to a first world country yeah like the quickest way is you have like a party in charge and you hope to god they're benevolent and then you ride that shit till the wheels fall off and then maybe then once a culture is set you could start to create some form of democracy but i have a hard time believing that like you just go oh yeah we'll vote and everything will be perfect it's like you haven't even established what the culture is what you guys need what the identity is like educated populace you need people have access to info all
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Because then it's going to expose the lie that we were doing this for some benevolent reason in the first place.
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Yeah. People are so easily manipulated, especially now with the internet. You're going to just let democracy happen in Burkina Faso?
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You just hand out cell phones to these people in the middle of wherever the fuck they're living, and like, yeah, you're going to see some shit get riled up.
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I also don't think that people give a fuck about democracy anymore. I think that was like... No, I mean, that's funny. But no, I mean, you know how we used to feel like it was our job to spread democracy? Oh, yes. Like, I don't think Americans care about spreading that shit. Like, we just want people that agree with our way of living. So if you got a dictator that agrees with it, bet.
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If you got a prime minister, bet.
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Well, I got to look more into this McCarthy shit, or the MacArthur... MacArthur? McCarthyism, yeah. I got to look into those hearings, because he might have been right about that shit. Because I think that there is... I think communism is very seductive, especially when it's not applied. When it's not applied, it looks like the best thing ever. We have to support people.
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We have to help poor people have a part of the industries in which they work, so they're not just cogs in the machine. Mm-hmm. And if you have a populace, especially at a time like now, which just feels like jobs are hard to get and they're slowly like being more and more taken advantage of by the wealthy, introducing an idea like communism, call it something else.
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Americans would be like really into it. This sounds great.
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Exactly. But never done right. But like the fact that it sounds like a great thing can easily sway an uneducated populace or even an educated one. Matter of fact, sometimes education is even better, right? Because you'll see like what the true benefits of these things are.
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So I understand Americans at that time going, shit, this is spreading because all these poor people around the world really want some equity in the industries that they're building up. If that continues to spread, it could easily spread over here because why wouldn't every American want that? But that could kill potentially could kill American prosperity if it's not done right. Yeah.
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So I get like it as an existential threat. Us being over there in Vietnam. I don't know. I don't know why we think like if Vietnam falls, then Kansas City does. But I do get the idea that like, oh, this shit is kind of catching steam. And then I furthermore get why the rich people in America would really not want that. Yes. So it's like, it's almost like double incentivized. You know what I mean?
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Like the rich people who are like, we definitely don't want, this is going to fuck our business up. And then like the, the permanent government people going, yeah, it hasn't really worked in any of these other places, but it's really seductive. All right. We're in cahoots on this one. Hmm.
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Where there might be things that the rich people really like, but the American government is like, nah, you got monopolistic practices. We need to break that shit up because it's actually going to fuck people over.
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Yeah, you're not going to do it now.
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So when rich people in government are aligned, you're fucked. Right? When rich people in government are not aligned, there's a battle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Play that other video.
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I'm not low key. I'm not against this. It's fucked up. Go on it. Go on it. It's fucked up, but the world is fucked up. Okay. So, like, when asbestos was banned in Canada, they were still selling it to, like, Vietnam or Thailand or some shit like that. Like, they already recognized that asbestos was causing cancer. So they banned it in their own country.
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But they were still shipping it out to third world countries where they would eventually go get cancer. And... I don't know if it was as direct as asbestos. Maybe asbestos was in, like, the drywall or whatever the fuck they were sending. But, like, they knew that there was something that was banned in their country that they were sending out to the world. I think this shit probably happens a lot.
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I think that there's probably chemicals that we create here that we're like, ah, this isn't good for our food, but we'll send it out to other countries. But why are you okay with that? I... I'm okay with it. I'm not saying it's good. But what I'm saying is I don't know if this is dissimilar to practices that we and other, like, righteous first world countries do.
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I don't get it, but I'm still against it. I would say, hey, of course, don't do it. The right thing is to say don't do it. But the other thing is to be like, okay, we have all these fields. We've seized the fields. We have all this cocaine. We can find ways to sell it. We can profit off it. Whether we continue to do it or not is, I guess, up to us as a country. Yeah.
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No, I'm actually saying the game is not a good example. Okay. But it gave me... It just gave me, like, an idea about the industry in general. Okay.
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They get to decide whether cocaine is illegal to sell for people or for the government in their country. Canada decided that it was illegal, but they still were producing it and selling it. So it's your product. If other countries want it, they can find a way to get there. And listen, it's fucked up. What to me is most important is that you're prioritizing your own people.
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So if you're uplifting your own people through what we would deem as nefarious acts, yeah, maybe it's bad, maybe a lot of bad, but it is less bad than selling those drugs to your own people.
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I also don't—not only do I think that's possible, I also think it's possible that there is somebody trying to smear him. Perhaps. Like, I think it's very possible you have someone with that much power, that much support, and he's saying certain things that are disrupting— I won't say disrupting governments.
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That's, that's what I'm saying. It's like, if this shit is still happening, you're not doing the job or you know what's going to happen. Or does the government take it over and then it's like a national resource?
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No, no, no, no. When I first played the game, I'm sure we can look back at it, and I probably have a completely different opinion than I have right now. Because it's me. It's Hippocrates, yeah. But, like... When I played the game, I was like, is this forced? Are they trying to be progressive? Has it always been a kind of progressive pushing show? Like, was the video game industry very scrutinized?
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Look, if America was trading the fucking heroin in Afghanistan, which I don't know, I don't have like factual evidence that we did that. I think at some point in time we did take over like the poppy production, which eventually becomes there.
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And like, and if that was part of the GDP of Afghanistan and they recognize it and they're like, well, we can either give them the money or we can fucking sell this shit. Are we really going to shit on El Salvador for doing it?
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I guess to me, what's most important is if you're trying to uplift a country from poverty, destitute poverty and violence, like there's probably going to be, you're going to crack some eggs on the way.
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Is how are the people doing?
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Now the cost of how those people doing are how people in Belgium are snorting Coke. Yeah. I'm like, boo-hoo. If he's selling asbestos to third world countries so his people can be okay, it's like, okay, you're fucking over more poor people so that your poor people can get rich.
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I'm not saying it's okay to fuck over rich people, but I imagine in Belgium you have a choice whether or not you're going to buy fucking cocaine and snort it when you go out drinking.
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Wait, what does that mean?
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We did that shit. Low-key, I kind of feel like we did that shit with the Industrial Revolution.
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it's like we were polluting the whole fucking world became an industrial superpower then the rest of these countries try to do it we're like we have to worry about the environment like china what are you doing smog yeah i'm not trying to make some pro china argument but it's like what do you think our skies look like and from 1800s to 1960 but it's kind of smart that 100 it's kind of smart if you're like if you're running it if you're america being like yeah you guys can't do what we did this is what this is what i'm saying like it like
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The expectations for your country are different for the expectations for the world. And I'm kind of okay with that shit. And if we can use these different levers to apply leverage so it's more beneficial to us, I'm kind of okay with that. Like, we don't live in this utopia where every country just wants every other country to do well. This shit is a race.
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This is the game, and we have to play it within the confines of our ethics. Yeah. And the ethics within our country are different, and we acknowledge this, than outside of our country. And we got allies, and then the ethics with our allies are a little bit closer to us. So how we treat Great Britain is going to be a little different than how we treat some third world country.
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Yeah. Like what, what are the examples?
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So he's essentially selling access. Yeah. That shit is a little crazy. So I agree with what you're saying, which is like, what you're doing is you're pulling away the curtain. Yeah. And like... And I don't know if that's good or bad. Well, the thing is that we like curtains. Yeah. We like curtains. Curtains help everybody. They keep your privateship private and my privateship private.
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Like, what was happening at the time when it came out, Shifty? Do you remember?
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And what we do behind those curtains, nobody really knows about. And if people don't know about it, we can pretend it's not happening. And the reality is the rich people always pay for access. Goldman Sachs did it with Obama. Somebody, other company did it with Trump. Some other company did it with, like, all these countries are paying for access.
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There's a reason why all those billionaire corporations were lined up behind Trump during the inauguration. And they gave him the million-buck seat. Like, they paid for access.
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But what he's saying is, hey, guys, we do pay for access here. And I think the American people are like, why don't you just lie to us and do it like y'all did before? We don't want to think that that's how things work. So I know it seems like I'm probably defending him. I'm not. I agree. I like to think that there is no access paid for. The problem is, is that I wonder if
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him and other i wonder if his administration specifically since he was one of those people that paid for access i wonder if he's like doesn't everybody know this is how it works like now we're just letting people pay for access yeah maybe maybe yeah i don't know that's why i asked the question is like no judgment i was like i don't even know if it's a good thing or a bad thing but it's just like it's just so different than how things have always been you know what it is it's like when you're at one of these fancy events and like you know somebody's like
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somebody's eating their food the way you would just eat your fucking food like if i got a chicken tender i'm eating with my fingers and all these other fancy people like why do they we eat this with a fork and knife it's like you're only doing that because everybody else here would look at you funny but when we're all home alone we eat with our fingers now i don't know if that's
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Because I remember kind of like around this time, remember there was this big thing in video games where they were super sexist and this was like tangentially related to me too. And like they were over-sexualized, et cetera.
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I don't think that that's a good justification, by the way. I think that there should be no pay for access. I don't think it should be transparent or I don't think it should be either way. So I get that reaction you have. You're like, what the fuck is happening over here? And I guess I just wonder if like, if they're going, yeah, this is how it is. Yeah. We're just telling you. Probably.
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Oh, got it. So Trump is not airing it out in a way to expose other people. He's even exposing himself. Is what they would say. But through exposing himself, he is exposing the system that does exist just behind closed doors. And once we're all privy to the system that does exist. Then we could change it. Because that's what I feel like his administration does all the time.
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The second they do something with immigrants, they just go, oh, look how many immigrants. But I think Obama was like, I was Obama's wife. Michelle was like, I was crying when I saw the deportations. And then they were like, your husband deported four million more people than he did. Right. Like.
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And I think that's what the Republicans get a lot of wins on is that the Democrats kind of virtue signal without reflecting on like what they've done. And then the Republicans come in and dunk. So what Mark is saying is like the next 10 years or whatever it is could be a reflection of what both parties have done, either out in the open or behind closed doors.
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And then we as Americans get to go, yeah, we don't like any of that.
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Yeah. Or, I don't know, maybe, I'm curious what you think. Like, do we just take all the curtains away and just kind of be honest with who we are?
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Does it conflict if we talk about it here?
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So it was rebellious, you could make me say. The dudes were gay before that though, right? Who? In Last of Us. Oh, they had the gay dudes. But in Last of Us, it wasn't that big a deal. Right. It was like kind of subtle. It was barely even mentioned. And then the episode they made out of it was fucking incredible. Right. And I think that was also transformed.
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Because right after World War II, I imagine, like, we are heroic. Virtuous, benevolent, kind, caring. Our Americans died for other people to live. And there's nothing more beautiful than that sacrifice.
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I imagine like upon learning these things. During that time, I imagine once you see terrors in that fabric, there's an extreme pendulum swing where everything becomes conspiracy. Mm-hmm. Which is not dissimilar to kind of what's happening now. Mm-hmm. Which is like, whoa, we've seen some fabric terrors, like big time, and then the conspiracy shit went crazy. Mm-hmm.
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And the craziest version is Flat Earth. Mm-hmm. But the fact that we can believe everything is a conspiracy. Mm-hmm. Like Bukele said, they're smearing me. And my knee jerk reaction was like, that could happen. Like things have happened like that. Or he could just be selling the like. Yeah. OK, so that's so that's Vietnam era disillusion.
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Have we ever recovered from that?
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Yeah, you only notice the cracks when the economy's rough.
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If we just went on believing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact that there was this self-reflection going, hey, there were no weapons of mass destruction. What we did was fucked up, and a bunch of these military companies got rich.
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Like, everybody. I'm so diabolical. Now there's a part of me that's even thinking, like, the real puppet masters... Like when there's no actual bad guy for us to fight out there that's like threatening, do we create internal bad guys? And then rebuke them as a country. Now we're united again. Then a new internal bad guy. Rebuke united. So it's like weapons of mass destruction. That's bullshit.
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They just made a dope episode and we all liked it and it felt authentic. It didn't feel forced. So here's the unfortunate thing. You do something that's no longer rebellious. It becomes the norm and it feels inauthentic. And then there are people that are creating authentic stories that are like that. But unfortunately, because everything around it feels so inauthentic, it gets jumbled into it.
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We're all coming down and we got that bad guy out of here. And now we're heroes of our own story without needing a Hitler or without needing a Mussolini or without needing a Stalin. Yeah. Weren't we kind of aligned, though, with Stalin?
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But I wonder if you're, like, doing, like, next level, what is that, like, country craft? Yeah, state craft. State craft. Yeah, dude. That's kind of scary. Yeah. But that's probably the conversations they have. They're like, yeah, we got 350 million people. How do we get these people to just chill the fuck out? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay, tell me the rap thing.
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They're all helping each other. They're living great. Everybody's happy.
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Yeah. So while this was a rebellious story to tell in video games five years ago or seven years ago, whenever they started writing it now, because of like the trend around forced diversity, it can get looped into that, which is like it's unfair to that because it's authentic to the game.
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But I would also imagine that the birth rate decline mirrors the decline of birth rates in urban centers.
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Yeah. The violence. It's like it's not like and again, I can't speak for everyone in New York, but it's not like people like I see fat homeless people here. There's food here. There's food centers. It's not like there's starvation happening. Yes, there are people that are worried about their next meal, but it's different than in third world countries. Let's put it that way.
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And there is access to resources if you need it here. But you still see this reduction in birth rate. You still see the tribalism. You still see hyper-aggression. And it's funny that it's not about resources. It could be simply about proximity. Yeah. And how humans interact with one another when there's too many of us in too small space. We're not just fighting over fucking gold or water or food.
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All right, dude, we'll set it up. All right. We'll love you. Bye. Bye, Vala. Damn, you and Vala got like an interesting rivalry. What's that about, you think? I think...
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It's simply, we're not supposed to be around each other like this. It could literally be that.
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This is actually something we should talk to Atiyah about with the epigenetic effects, like where you could potentially pass on trauma. This is really interesting. Women are born with all the eggs that they'll have throughout their menstrual cycles.
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Therefore, they're less susceptible to epigenetic factors, meaning like whatever's happening in your environment and how it influences you, what you pass on. Since they're born with all the eggs that they'll have, it's harder to transform those eggs and then pass on those genetic differences. What essentially is happening is all of evolution is happening through sperm. Hmm.
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So the things that happen to the male, remember we reproduce sperm every five days or whatever it is. You like, you bust a few loads and then you continue having.
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So the things that are happening to in your life that are impacting your life, the food that you're eating, the environments you're in, the things you're experiencing, you could say it is passed through to your young through the male because that sperm can be manipulated by the microplastics or all these other things that are happening in the world.
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kind of interesting that like evolution is dependent on the man you know what i mean like it is happening to women just at a much slower rate because i'm not saying that these things aren't affecting them yeah they 100 are but they're not uh changing the eggs in real time yeah whereas like the sperm can be changed like month by month yeah yeah it's just kind of a crazy thing
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And I don't know if this works, but you going to war and coming back and carrying that trauma, I don't know how that affects your sperm. I don't know. But if there is some sort of societal or environmental effect on your sperm and it could impact it, is there a point where you go, I think you've got to hold off five years? So you can work through this stuff that's in your body.
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You were exposed to this thing at war. It could be Agent Orange or whatever like that. That's going to be in your sperm. Or you were addicted to heroin for X amount of years. You need to flush whatever you got out before that same thing gets passed on. I don't know if the research has been done to that level, but it's kind of cool to think about.
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I would also say another criticism of the experiment and why you can't exactly compare it to the urban centers in America is that – and maybe this is why the urban centers continue to thrive – is because people move here. If it was just us – It would fall apart. I genuinely believe that. And I think a lot of us end up moving out.
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Like, a lot of my friends that grew up in New York, like, have just moved. They went to the suburbs. They don't go too far, but they get out of it. They get out of the rat race. And, like, even, like, you know, I mean, your sister went to Philly.
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Right. I mean, you guys grew up in a beach community, so there isn't... I get that. She's probably searching for that. But in all seriousness, I think that what allows these urban centers to continue this inorganic way of living is this influx of new people hopping on to the American dream. And I don't know if it was just us. Like, I think about this a lot.
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Like, we're used to it and we're accustomed to it, but it is unnatural.
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Yeah, we love y'all. We appreciate you, man. And we're going to see you next week. Peace.
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I wonder if they were honest about it from the jump, like they are about different genres of film. Like if R-rated comedies are popping and then a bunch of other R-rated comedies come out, it's like they're like, yeah, yeah, this is really successful right now. So we're trying to do that.
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And then when they pivot away from it, we're not upset because they're not going, it is important for us to promote comedy at an R-rated level and dirty words are good and all these other virtuous things.
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Or you start like finding people that can execute the types of stories that you think are profitable. That's what they do. Right. Yeah. But, and you're, but you're specifically choosing them. Yeah, exactly. But then those people are not— But those people are authentic about the way that they create.
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shifty is not allowed to have joy today shifty we're being sad and bitter today yes that's okay shifty's about to have the youngest hip and leg transplant in history something vol should have done two decades ago and today is our bitter sad day yeah and then once we process all this bitter and sadness we move on but if you find shifty laughing throughout the episode we have to stop the pilot and acknowledge it yo but do it after the summertime don't do it now but
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Yeah. Yeah, it's just an interesting way that, like, you know, once a trend starts—
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you see everything that's created through that lens like we talked about it a lot even with like the disney shit back in the day like none of us thought about diversity and disney was wildly diverse back in the day like aladdin the first thing that we're watching is there's no white people and none of us were like where do white people i thought they were white someone had to tell akash was like i really related to aladdin because it was the first brown person i was like who's brown in
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I didn't feel like I know it was Asian, but it didn't feel like, oh, we need to give you an Asian story so that the Chinese market will buy it and we can make billions of dollars. I watch anime.
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The eyes are too big to be part of. You're making a good point because the eyes are cartoonishly big, which is not what they're known for. And so why would all their characters not represent them? Look at those eyes. It feels like they're making fun of white people.
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No, Vala plays every day. There's no way.
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Right? And maybe they think we have superpowers because of the nukes or something.
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Well, there is that colorism shit. Right? In Asian culture. But you can be the fair-skinned Asians. But, oh, you think that they look white even outside of... Yeah. I got you. Okay. In Street Fighter, was Ryu white to you? Yeah. Right. And his brother was white. Ken is obviously white. Yeah.
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No, no, no. They missed it. Ours... You have to understand, Street Fighter, for us... The fuck?
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And I'm surprised even you weren't more Mortal Kombat. No, I had cousins. Oh, so you were playing... Yeah, Street Fighter was like the OG game. Mortal Kombat introduced blood. Yeah. And blood was like so badass. That was like the rebellious thing. But you had to play the code. Yeah. And like, low-key, you know who did that too? The NHL video game. You could make their head bleed. Oh, really?
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Yeah, you fought, and then you could make some... There was that scene in Swingers, like, make him bleed, make his head bleed. What's wrong with us? Even as kids, we're like, I want to play the game where you get to murder the person in the goriest way possible.
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You know what would be great is if you show up tomorrow with a fucking tuxedo.
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Steve Gerby, and also Shane Gillis, of course. But Steve Gerby, I think the world has noticed, just hit a sub-80. Let's go. Ground on a golf course right now. Let's go.
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It's going to be a disaster, though. So what are you guys wearing? I don't know. Do you guys want to workshop the interview?
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That's a good fit. Yeah.
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Wow.
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Well, probably got some good perspective.
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I was just working out. Did you think that we'd be talking about this today, Gerbs? Baths? Yeah, just like comparing our bath stories?
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I don't understand it. He'll come on himself and just leave it there. He comes on the carpet of hotels when he's on the bed. He turns over and then just lets it rip. No.
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I would never brush my teeth in the shower.
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You think that's a crazy thing, right?
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The rollover is interesting to me.
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Curbs, do you even do that? Do you even whack off like that? Like that? Yeah, just you whack off like that. Can you do that to me?
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Not willy-nilly, but are you a guy with a lot of horniness in your life? Yeah, of course.
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Really? Yeah. Oh, and has it always been that way since you guys met? Yeah, I was shocked.
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So that's, I liked it. Yeah. Do you watch porn? Yeah, yeah, we got to know his details.
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I don't really have like shame.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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You have the ability to put it in fruit snacks. Just make everything fruit snacks.
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Boom. First thing that you eat in the morning. And low sugar. You might even have to continue this because I'm going to be chewing.
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And I'm not saying that, like, the acting superstardom has gone to his head, but the sub-80, I think, might have changed some things. I mean, he asked Alex to not be on the couch because of the color of his skin.
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We just get so overexcited about it. It was brutal. We went to Indianapolis last night to watch the game and just wasted an inordinate amount of money thinking that we were going to win game six in Indiana.
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Yeah, it was like a dating slash... Was there, like, a commercial for it on TV? Definitely.
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And it would have been so fucking awesome. It would have been incredible. And I have to say, first of all, I got food poisoning while I was there. So I'm brutally sick. So not only do we lose everything, I also haven't eaten anything since then. It's been bad. What did you eat? A fucking pretzel. And I woke up this morning. There's no way. I have no clue. Salad? I have no clue.
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Wait, stand-up?
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But 18 years ago, none of us were good.
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I believe that. I met McKeever. Basically, McKeever and I came up at the same time.
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So you come into the scene. You're a few years younger now. You come into the scene while you're in New York.
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And what about McKeever?
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Okay, so you're coming up... He's very normal.
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And really great on set.
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I was just, they poisoned me. Was it vomit or diarrhea? No, I mean, it was a little bit of diarrhea.
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He's probably the best of us. He's fantastic. But I want to learn some lore for all you guys. So you're coming in the scene. Are you aware of these guys at the time? I didn't know Gervin.
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okay so you're coming up you're you're a fan of those guys yeah quickly get popularity in the philly scene yeah when you came to philly you had like how much time you think it was passable 20 minutes 30 minutes 15 yeah okay like all right so you go you get people start to know who you are funny fast yeah you get the attention of mckeever and tommy and those guys yeah they bring you in
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Yeah, that was it. Can you give a breakdown of Delco Proper to everybody listening? Go ahead.
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Right, but this is a show I think that you guys sold to Comedy Central. Comedy Central. This was around COVID. It kind of got crushed.
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So when do you come to New York? 2019. Was there any pushback from the guys in Philly? No.
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This is incredible.
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How soon after when we were at JFL together, that was it.
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Okay. Now, when we were at the Chinese restaurant, did you already know?
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I remember you had a set and you, and you're very, usually you just say you bomb all the time, which is hard to believe. But, uh, I think, I think this one, which is, uh, I think this one, you were like, no, I think I did pretty good. Like you felt good. Yeah. Yeah.
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It was cool.
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Okay, so you find out the next day.
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I'm trying to get the lore and how all you guys are still connected.
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Yeah, it was nice.
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And then there was like a production company you guys needed to get on board for that. I feel like they were a little hesitant or something.
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I remember I saw a sketch.
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Fuck. I remember I saw a sketch. I forget even which one, but I remember I hit you up immediately after.
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And I was like, this is the funniest shit that I've ever seen. Like, it was just unbelievable. And it was so different. I think there was, like, a lot of sketch on Isis Toyota.
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But I don't think that was the one. I think it was something else. Anyway, and I hit you up. I was like, this is the funniest fucking shit. And you're like, yeah, I think we're trying to... You're like, I want to make a season. I want to, like, put this thing together. I'm trying to convince these guys.
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And this was during COVID, actually. Yeah. Because we were in Miami. Yeah. Yeah. And then you released your special, too, at that time. Mm-hmm. Has that been wild to see what's happened with his career?
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Do you go to the arena shows? Does it put things in perspective?
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Not at all.
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What is the first thing you said when he came back up? I don't recall. After throwing a perfect strike, what was the first thing you said?
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Yeah, that's not a great way to start. What was the documentary where they included, was it on 9-11 or something, where they included George Bush's opening pitch?
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And a ball. A couple balls out in Somerset.
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That's all right. We don't need that. We've got some technical difficulties. That's okay. Yeah, we need a producer tag right here, though.
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Miles made himself producer tags. Miles, please.
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Go, go, go, go. All right, guys. Let's take a break for a second. We've got to talk about this Knicks game.
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tragedy yeah it is it it was a tragedy man it was it was tough i mean going into the half it was tied i think we're tied to half and i was like we're down one or something like that it's close down four down four okay but it was close and like it was competitive and then they came out in the third and it was just unbelievable yeah i remember y'all it was 15 and then y'all got it down to like seven or eight or something maybe nine and i was like oh okay yeah a little momentum
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Just quick? And then, yeah, it was... Yeah, you just can't play... It just felt like we didn't have enough strategy offensively or defensively. Like, they ran this double pick and roll whenever Brunson was in the game. And within seconds, Brunson is guarding the biggest guy on their team. We had no kind of plan for it. And apparently, like...
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crazy guy uh okay anyway you you are you are a dog aren't you you're in new york you're out of town walking around unzipped lean looks lean oh yeah you got jacked there's a shoulder yeah there's a shirtless like pic of you i saw like a freeze frame in the media stuff what there's a you're you're you're shirtless okay
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You know, if Cat and Brunson are the game, Cat can't, like, show what you see a lot of times in pick-and-roll, where, like, the big kind of, like, steps out and then fades back so that the guy can't, like, slide under it. Yeah. But apparently they're, like, they don't know if he's fast enough to do that or whatever, but they just did an amazing job of exposing our two most prolific players.
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There's no question that Brunson and Cat are prolific.
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But their lack of defensive ability against this team, who's guarding you 94 feet, like... Mm-hmm. It was unbelievable. There was times during the game where they were locking down on D and the whole place going, D fans are chanting. And it was like, it was like mesmerizing.
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I did walk up to him on set just to say hi and try to give him a hug, and he was like, not right now, Schultz. And then he just walked away.
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And Tibbs is supposed to be a D guy. Yeah. And he did, listen, he did a great job with the team. And like, I do believe in the team and Mitchell Robinson played phenomenal. Like his ability to like crash offensive boards, like cause chaos was great.
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But, uh, we got out strategized here and we need to, if we're going to go back with this same team, it's gotta be, we just have to acknowledge what's going on. You know, like Jalen's unstoppable offensively is one of the most amazing offensive players I've ever seen. But, uh, When he's on the floor, if there aren't four amazing defenders with him, it can be exposed. And it was.
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And when he was off the floor, you saw us hold leads. You saw us, at times, make comebacks. It's because we could actually lock up and defend. But unfortunately, when we had those defensive teams in there, they didn't have the firepower. If that first game goes the other way.
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I want to say that it would have been different, but you've got to give credit to the Pacers. They're a better team. They figured it out.
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This is the first time I've ever watched the Knicks lose a game, and I thought the refs were on our side. I'm there in the arena, and I'm watching the game get called, going like, are we getting some calls here? Did it feel that way when you're watching at home? So you got to give credit to the Pacers, man.
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I mean, it would be nice as a consolation prize to lose to the winners.
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No, the sky's up there. That's what the sky looks like. If you open that, you would just go to the sky. It's a beautiful day. It's outer space. It's very interesting. It's cool. Yeah, you like that.
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You like that. Where are the lights? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's a perfect amount of light today. Were you outside ever? Did you look up and see if the sky was blue?
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Matter of fact, I think it's starting to get a little late. Oh. I'll tell you what. That was pretty awesome.
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But now it's better. It's nice and bright. This is Miles. Miles even has a producer tag. John Miles. Welcome. You've got Miles.
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Yeah, you know, every once in a while. I mean, if it gets violent, he's got other ones, you know, if it's a little bit more violent. Yeah, depending on the guest. Yeah.
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Okay, we're back. Are you... How do you keep writing new jokes? I haven't. That's a lie. Stop it. I'm like, I've seen you tour and it's like relentless. Have you taken any time off outside of tires in the last four years? No.
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Wow.
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You're going to film something, I assume.
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Also, great arena. Shout out to the Indiana fans. I just want to say, like, they are phenomenal. Like... I'm walking in there. I'm thinking it's going to be beef. They're going to be annoyed. We came in with gear and everything. There's even a little part of me. I'm like, am I being an asshole? Like what the hell? Yeah.
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But at the same time, they were like, so sweet, but also like, you're going to lose, but they were sweet. And they were like, they're the best. Who's your hospitality or something?
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Anyway, so you're in Iowa. You do this arena and then you take a flight here. Yeah. Yeah.
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You're like, I can't recognize it.
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I could draw the veins of Rick from Backroom Casting Couch's dick. Easily. Like a lineup of big dicks. Oh, God.
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He's like, dude, I want to buy it, but my mom just fucking passed away and just this. And Andy Elliott takes him home. He's like, I'm here for you, brother. If you need a few minutes, just let me know. We could sign this thing up. Yeah.
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do you remember the uh from the stern days houston 420 yeah of course yeah the houston 500 yeah yeah what was that houston was this girl yeah and then she took 500 dudes yeah she did it i think she did it yeah and then everybody's just doing stern by themselves oh yeah yeah the new one's bonnie blue doing a thousand I think she did 1,000. What the fuck?
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the lights are out i'm like oh yeah we don't give enough credit for the guys who are getting up for this yeah they're psychopaths man they're all like kids i heard it's really fucked up how really they're kids yeah like they're like 18 19 year old kids and they just come in with a ski mask some of their moms show up and like pull them out of line there's a mom who pulled up and yeah that's the worst jamaican mom but that's gotta be the most embarrassing thing on both levels you
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You got to jack off when you get home. You know, we need, we need the pitch. That's what we need. I brought this up to you.
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Oh, wait.
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No, that was great. That was fine. You look good. But if you, like, you know, 50 Cent had the immortal throwout, right? Yeah, that was rough. But he handled it really well.
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I was like, I might do some stuff.
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Okay, so you got to throw a pitch out. Yes. This is happening when? Again.
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100%.
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You know how sometimes you'll text me a picture of a dude bending over, holding his dick or something like that? You'll do it and you'll airdrop it to me. It's a really great fun joke. It's a fun bit. We're on a plane, okay? He just sends it over. I accept this thing.
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I'm like, oh, it's going to be an adorable picture, and there's a guy who's like hard dick, and there's some old woman next to me like, what the fuck is this guy looking at?
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It's a great fun thing. Have you done this with any of like the new uber famous people that you've met? Like when, how early, how early into your relationship do you be Shane with them? And has it ever backfired?
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We're coming. We're coming around. You joined it?
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I got caught at MSG. What? I'm going to Nick Game and MSG, and I've been catching Charlemagne on Brilliant Idiots every single episode. It's to the point where the comments are like, man, Charlemagne's too curious. I'd be like, imagine dragons or something. You don't imagine dragons, right?
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So I just get shot for like six straight months. And I'm walking into the game and the guy stops me. He goes, do you have the end of my? And I go, what? He goes, I just need to see the end of my. And I go, the end of my what? Or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How do you explain how it's funny to them? Also, it's not like I was hitting his nuts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
I've never seen one. The leopard. The leopard, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, listen, if you want to add some protein into your favorite dishes, kettle and fire is a perfect way to sneak it in. Or if you're fasting, a little bone broth goes a long way to support an extended fast. Obviously, Mark and Alex.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, and they don't have B. They did. I was joking about it with my friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to find the... Is the equivalent to America, like the obsession, is that like college football? Or like college sports in general? Is that the closest we have to European football?
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What'd you say? There's nothing wrong with that. Notre Dame. Notre Dame all day. Yeah.
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Why were you, is it just being Catholic? Is everybody Catholic? Notre Dame fan, is that the idea? You were a tackle, right?
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Ah, so this was like a legacy. My whole family.
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Kirby, what are you thinking, my boy? Nothing. You're into more refined sports, like, you know, this golf and... Are you a golf fan watching? Like, do you watch? Yes.
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Today, we are joined by good friends, Netflix superstars.
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I was a bouncer there for a year. Not a single person? Not one.
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So, Gerv, you're never moving out of Pennsylvania, huh?
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Here we go. And go. Scotty Scheffler.
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Six. So they doubled up for second season, 12 episodes. And let's run it up. Let's get this number one. Let's knock out whoever's in the spot. Let's run it the fuck up. Everybody watch, especially that first. June 5th. Yeah.
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It's going to be number one.
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Really? Yeah. Is it because girl soccer is more popular in America? No, I don't know.
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Son, you guys took out Bridgerton last time. That was crazy. That was nice. That was crazy.
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Him and his three girlfriends just love the Timbers. What about the L.A. teams? You get the Mexicans in there. Yeah, yeah. Now you're starting to get a lot of bigotries.
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I never knew this.
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Yeah.
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so what what is that like each team has to represent some like identity out there is that the idea in england no and well i guess in england yeah but like isn't that kind of what happens like then uh like we were talking about with religion like the protestants have a team the catholics have a team the jews have a team the trans have arsenal oh where
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It's kind of crazy. They just say you have to sell this because you have relationships with... You're a Russian oligarch, yeah. Wow. They didn't know he was a Russian oligarch when he paid $2 billion to a fucking team and dumped another billion into it? That seems like convenient timing, right? Yeah, yeah.
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And then what does it go? Qatar does as Paris. PSG? Yeah, it's PSG, right?
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Just paying to be on the jersey. Yeah. I can feel about that. I see that now in like the NBA jerseys. They're starting to do like a little bit of sponsorship. Bro, I don't love it.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Oh, shit. And then you can trade for the other players?
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There's got to be some copyright loophole. Yeah. Gerv, you're a little bit of a bully too, you know? Oh, yeah. He's been bullying me the whole episode. I think you're a little bit of a bully. He hasn't talked to me. I see right through him. Sometimes. I'm starting to think that Shane might just be surviving over here when he has to fight back.
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I think he's busy getting punched down on by you a little bit.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Oh, really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
No, that's not true. I did read that in the research. That you will listen to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack. Yeah, we have research on you. We're serious journalists.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bike. For a bike ride.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Guess what he wears?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
No, no sponsors. So you enjoy biking. And if you had 48 hours to just drive fucking Shane crazy in New York City, so you would take him biking? You go to the Friends Experience?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
I mean, you're the number one show on Netflix.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
thank you you're a leather jacket tom cruise guy what's it you're a leather jacket if i look like tom cruise i would wear those leather jackets yes have would you ever run into the room on your socks and slide oh my god yes give me yes yes you gotta jump on the couch right now you don't slide socks 100 right i've slowed down on my sliding on socks
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But I really do like Tom. What qualities remind you of him? A hunk. A hunk. Okay. Leading man. Definitely has leading man lines, without a doubt. Leading man hunk.
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Hey, you know what Tom does sometimes on a movie set? At the end, he'll get, like, a cappuccino bar that he brings in just for all the people who have worked so hard on the scene, just as a nice way to show his appreciation. Might be a thing that a superstar like you does at the end of, you know, season three of Tires. I'm just saying.
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What did you do at the end of this season? What was your gift to the crew? Nothing. You didn't get anybody?
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Where'd you get them?
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
You don't just act. You are very involved in scenes.
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You would ditch Shane while you guys are in New York together to go to the Friends Museum. He's going to ditch me.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Reenact a scene. That could be fun.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
I don't watch Friends. Who would he be in Friends? I don't know. You can be Chandler.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
None of them are jacking off on Zoom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
You think you're more of a David Swimmer?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I can see that. I see it.
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All right. Guys, I want you all to go watch Tires. Oh, thank you. June 5th. We're making it number one again. And you're so good in it. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you for doing it. Oh, dude, stop it. Dude, it was awesome. And you and Tommy together. Tommy's fucking great. And McKeever's great. And thank you guys for letting me be part of it. I really appreciate that.
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And I can't wait for season three. I mean... That's a, if you guys, I assume, are going to keep doing this, no? Hopefully, yeah.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
I mean, they're going to say yes. Steve's going to be a fucking nightmare. You think it just keeps on getting crazier? What do you think was the biggest adjustment in his attitude from season one to two?
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
The days where you and Shane are not in scenes together and like you don't see him. What are those days like?
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Tires, June 5th. Go check out Shane on tour right now. I think you just released more dates, I saw. So go check out those while they're available.
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Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
See you in OKC. June 5th, we're running it up. Guys, thank you so much for being on. Love you, dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Yeah. You know the new movie? No, I haven't seen it yet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Okay, you reach out personally?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
So you're writing for Vince Vaughn, right? And you've seen every Vince Vaughn movie, right? Oh, man, that's a great topic. Yes, okay. How do you stop yourself from just writing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Look at these times, baby. Come on. So you get Vincent and then he's in these scenes and you've obviously worked the script to like respect him as an actor and not make him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Were you intimidated? Like when you're... A little, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
He's not at all intimidated doing comedy with you. No. It's interesting, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Yeah, of course, of course, of course. But you're around a comedian, you might pull your punches a little bit more, but he's just so confident in his shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Yeah, he is. He was like serious.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
He's like a thespian.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Has there been anything cool that you've been able to do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Yeah. Yeah. Anything you bought? I joined the country club.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
I joined the Jewish country club. You joined the Jewish country club.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
And then now you've been hanging out. You're playing a lot of golf. And it hasn't affected Shane at all. Shane is not bummed at all that you guys don't have time. He doesn't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Why do you think that is? Because you guys have such great chemistry. You're so nice to him. You're always defending him. And he doesn't like me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
Why is he so exhausting? What does he do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Response, Drake Lawsuit, & Netflix Special Taping
No, very serious point.
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I think he did 9-11.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because I snitch. Okay.
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That's what I'm saying.
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You can't go anywhere else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I had to cut her off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We were watching football.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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RIP, right? Yeah, I think he died.
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This shit is insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you think your daddy would pardon you dead serious?
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More than a splish splash?
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This is crazy.
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Just jumping in the air.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why are you talking about turkey? Can we blur that out?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Step up to the streets.
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Banger. He's kind of stupid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sorry, sorry.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I wanted to be popular.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh! The Wick.
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It might happen.
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Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I know, right? I'm a good friend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I could put him on my lap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
The mayor is the second most powerful position in America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So there's a good question, right? It's like, there are two things. There are the data, the facts, like the reality of what's happening. And then there's the feeling that people have. Without a doubt. And we got to be careful that... if people have that feeling, we don't make them feel stupid for having it because like being scared in the subway is a real feeling.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And maybe now that there's more phone videos and I hear about all these stories, like I know my wife, she says she feels uncomfortable in the subway. I know probably now because she uses it to Uber, but it's just a convenient excuse. But no, like some of the girls that work for us also say they have that feeling. When I grew up in the city, I was like sleeping on the subway on the way to school.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Like I never even, now don't get me wrong, I got robbed before. But it wasn't on the subway. It was like, there's people around.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Real quick, just like maybe it's a combination of both of those things. Like maybe it's it's telling people, hey, we are going to address that and we're putting more cops out there so you feel safe. And then after that going, hey, by the way, crime statistics compared from last quarter or whatever you do are down 50 percent. So look at this positive influence that's happening. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And I feel like all too often it's people going, no, you idiots. Look, crime is way better. And then they're like, don't call me an idiot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Oh, so you have a lot of other girls claiming that they had a shorty. So it's possible there could be multiple shorties on Far Rock.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
A lot of the sentiment is like... we went through a pretty tough time in New York.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Where it was like, there were a lot of things that were quite commonplace.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But when you go back... How could you read if it was a Jansport? You know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Guys, what's up, the show? Today, our illustrious guest is a true New York success story. I don't know if this has ever happened before. I don't know if it'll ever happen again. From my research, he went from literally one of the dudes doing the squeegee on your car when you have to stop sign and you don't want it to mayor of New York City. Give it up for Eric Adams, everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I feel like sometimes cops are like this backstop to all the problems in society. So mental health we're not addressing, right? And... there's a person that's crazy on the street, and then there's a cop who might not be trained in how to deal with crazy people. He's trained in how to uphold the law.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But now it's his responsibility to protect these people from crazy people and to protect that crazy person from themselves. And I wonder if there's, like... I don't know if it's expansion or more specific division, but it seems like a lot of the problems we see on the streets that are making people feel unsafe are people who are dealing with without a doubt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So just the bond thing is people can invest in cities. They're called municipal bonds, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And the fact that the rating maintained
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So tell us what happened with the migrant crisis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Because I think a lot of people... blame you for that as the mayor, right? And that's got to be frustrating because you're like, yo, I'm not the DA. You guys elected the DA. It's not like you even placed him there, right? So who decides?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
an opportunity to have a life after making a mistake. Exactly. But if they're repeat people, like you said, they're committed to that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
We have to prioritize law-abiding citizens over the ones that are breaking the law. The safety thereof. And that's what we don't do. Yeah, and I get the idea. Like you said, the idea was good. You don't want too heavy-handed a justice system where these people make mistakes and then they don't have opportunity in their life thereafter. As you said, as a young kid, you did some silly shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I know I did some silly shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
We don't talk about it, but we can.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Which is another separate issue. I think what you're saying, like culturally, migrants aren't shocking to New Yorkers. I always tell people this, like, you can't even tell who the migrant is. Right, right. But continue, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Right, right, right. This is political play.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Very reasonable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
That's the sanctuary city law. Right. But that wasn't built for migrants. No, it wasn't. It was built for our homeless population. Exactly. Exactly. And hoping that you would take people from the homelessness, you know, going through a rough time and then they would be housed. Without a doubt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah. It's kind of unfortunate that that was taken advantage of like that. And it was done, in my opinion, and I'd like to hear your opinion. But I think it was like a political tool specifically done to make more liberal leaning cities seem uninhabitable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I think that's fair, too. It's like a lot of times New Yorkers or even people in like different parts of California, but like these coastal elitist cities, they're just kind of like, yeah, just don't building a wall is bad. Don't secure the border. How dare you? It's like we're not dealing with it. So who are we to say?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Dude, this is one of the things that we were, you know, as we were doing, like, prep for this, I'm watching all these videos from you, and I'm like, I'm so curious. Like, are you aware of the moments you have that go viral?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So now this is the dunk culture we're talking about. Yeah. Instead of having that dialogue and you coming together. And I think at that moment you were like a surrogate in the Biden administration. Like you were somebody who was like working with them. You were hand chosen, by the way. It's not like everybody's a surrogate. Right. Right, exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You want one of the most powerful positions in the country, the mayor of New York, on your side if you're the administration. So you're like, if you go and extend yourself to a conservative governor and say, let's work together, and they go, no thank you, we're going to send the buses. Exactly. That's some cornball shit. I don't like wheels.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I think, yeah, who were his people?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
He's a little old, you know what I mean? It's possible. But I'm just curious about these people because that's what we've heard a lot about sometimes with the Biden administration. And I don't want to make this like a political thing, but like just this idea that Maybe there were other people that were in his ear or making certain decisions that he might not have been privy to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Because if you spoke to him and he seemed like an amicable, nice guy who was understanding what's going on, like, where's the disconnect here?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
As part of government?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So listen, and I don't want to get conspiratorial. After you come out, all of a sudden, the Justice Department looks into Eric Adams. And there's this thing about Turkish Airlines, right? Do you think there's any connection? to those two things.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Thank you.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So you buy an irregular coach class ticket, but the fact that you get bumped up means you're in their pocket 100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Why did you get bumped up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Oh, my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Well, nobody will prosecute it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
People were leaving you, right? Right, right, right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Because who else would hire somebody that left... at the first sign of trouble.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But it is a shot at your, like, political career. Oh, and it hurts. Is it frustrating to not, or do you know who you think... It came from like is Biden aware of this or is it the people that are like underneath Biden? Is it completely separate?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
He's now the FBI director. Of course, of course. But is this like what people refer to? And I think this word has been used too much, but like the deep state or whatever it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Who's part of it? Are there current senators and that kind of stuff? Or is it people that we don't even know, but they're always existing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Tell him to come on. You should have him on. We would love it. He's probably listening right now, right? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But the answer to the people and ultimately the people that we put in power.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
He had you back at that Catholic dinner. He was like, it's wrong what they did. And I thought that that was like a really interesting thing to even say. He said it kind of flippantly, which I thought was more effective because he could have went and made a big deal of it. He was like, it's wrong what they're doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And I've always wondered if he felt, and people are going to say we're apologizing for Trump or whatever, but I've always wondered if he felt... Like, oh, they're doing the same thing to him. Come on, brother. You tell me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I'm telling you the life in the... You're saying you're violating your kids' rights? Like, I feel like in your house, your kids... How many times do I have to say that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You were doing some kind of, I mean, around some wild stuff. Is this how you were saying it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Speaking of the greatest city in the entire world. Yes. Let's switch up the seating arrangement a little bit because I'm going to tell you something exciting that might blow your mind. It's actually about baseball. The Yankees. The Yankees, the greatest team in the history of baseball from the greatest city in the history of the world. Yes. Have hit 15 home runs in three games. Are they cheating?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yes. Let's go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And look at what they're doing. They're fucking hitting home runs. When they know Ice is waiting. When they know Ice is waiting and Ice has got some money on the game. When Ice is gambling on the game. With stake, by the way. The leader in U.S. social casinos. You've been on top sports political events. Use promo code FLAGRANT for your welcome bonus. Just letting you guys know that.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But when ICE is... This has been happening. This has absolutely been happening. Mayor Adams is coming back right now. He's just using the bathroom. But... When Ice is gambling on the Yankees and the Yankees continue to hit home runs, they don't throw them back to whatever country they came from.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Beside the New Jersey, which is not a sanctuary state. That is a big problem for a lot of these Yankees. Okay, so point is, steak has got your back. If you want to go gamble, obviously you're going to gamble. The Yankee Yankees are crushing it. Are we going to win whatever the championship in baseball is? Yes. The World Bowl. Are we going to win the World Bowl?
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Are we going to win the Super World Bowl? Yes, we are. Just like we have all throughout our childhood. This is what we do. Greatest city in the entire world. Can we get back to this show?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Does it have to do with crystals?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You know what I'm saying? We're not like Biden people. It is a tricky thing because I'm partying my kid 100% if I have that power. But at the same time, I understand the frustration that you must absolutely feel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
This is the thing that I think is really frustrating. We know your name. We know Biden's name. We know Hunter's name. We know Trump's name. these people that you were talking about or Cash was talking about, none of us know their names.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Okay, I'm going to look, because how can we hold people accountable that were not elected by us, not democratically chosen, and are the ones allegedly behind these decisions, but how can we hold them accountable if we don't know who the fuck they are? Right, right. And why do you feel, why aren't you telling me? You know the names. Are you scared? Dyslexia, baby.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
What type of stone? Crackstone has tons of energy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Do you get a nudge? Like when you start speaking out? Yes. Do you get like a private phone call from somebody or an email that goes, hey, why don't we go a different direction about this? It might not be good for you politically.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Really?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And is this like a is this commonplace within politics? Like, did you experience this at borough president when you had strong opinions? Were you like, hey, if you go against the administration for the mayoral administration, they might come down on you? Is this just how politics works? Or is this something specific to like federal government and control?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So these people would a hundred percent be totally fine with you being behind your bars for 35 years, completely broke, uh, just so that they could send a message to other states not to push back? Make an example.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Wow. Have you spoken about this outside of this podcast?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So here's the question. If you're saying that this, or Cash is saying that this, like, these people exist in government, there's a permanent government, as you will. And by the way, like, I kind of understand that. The idea that the most powerful country in the history of the world could just change leadership completely every four or eight years is kind of insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Like, there needs to be something, quote, unquote, permanent, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So I get maybe how it starts. I get the idea behind it. But if the people are some nefarious characters, they could go left very quickly. Anyway, so this thing exists, right? Kind of permanently. Now Trump is in power. There'll be another person in power. Are they able to, like, influence that group? Or does that group just lay dormant while he's in power and wait for another administration?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Like, how does that work?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Never been elected. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Why are you telling me? All right, go talk your shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Wow, and then you ultimately deal... with the failures of those unelected officials. Now, if those unelected officials do something good, you do get the benefit. Yeah, no. So it's a win-win. But there are most circumstances, I imagine, if somebody knows they can't lose their job and they're looking out for their agency, they're trying to increase everybody's overtime.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
They're trying to make sure everybody gets paid more. And...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
That's fascism, right? I mean, definitionally, like if you're going after your political opponents and you're using the power of the government.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah, you should have the ability to speak out, which I guess goes more towards what Alex and Akash were just saying before. Like, we don't want to remove people's ability to speak out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Is this like what people refer to? And I think this word has been used too much, but like the deep state or whatever it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Why don't we put a name and face to these bureaucratic kingpins?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
What does that mean? to people? Because I think, like, running numbers means, like, what? There's, like, some people that are running a gambling ring, and you're making sure that they get those?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
So just on that, like dealing with the bureaucracy. And I think it's important that you said that, right? There are like 300,000 government employees that make this city operate. It doesn't operate without them. We need them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You know, that person on the other line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And this is like an unbelievable task to run this city every single day. Brother. Anyway. So, so, so I have a lot of like unbelievable amount of respect for them. And I, when I bring up like Doge, I don't want this to become politicized because I understand how people feel about like Elon. And I understand how they feel about it.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I understand how people feel about like, you know, swaths of people getting fired and losing their ability to provide for their families. Like if that is exactly what's happening, I have empathy for those people as well. Right. I think like as a normal human being.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
But. Is there a, let's say, more delicate way to go into some of the permanent government and make it more efficient, which would help everyday New Yorkers? Does that mean that there's more money for other programs? Those people need to get hired for those other programs as well. It's not like we're just going to cut jobs forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah, how does that even work?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Well said. Should we look into permanent government in every municipality? Without a doubt. And see if there's some blow? Without a doubt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Listen. How do you even say that without people going, oh, they're trying to doze? You've got to ignore the noise, brother. Okay.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah, it just doesn't. All over the country. Yeah. That's the thing. Like, there just has to be a better way. That's why I hate that the Doge thing has become so politicized, because I think most Americans agree, like, we don't want there to be waste.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
You're blind to it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
right exactly you don't have any right yeah i mean who do you think you are yeah you know you don't have any right going in and destroying they drew a they drew a dick on his tesla yeah i'm sorry about that but a white dick too small but think about that now to be fair they should get 40 years But yeah, so that does happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Dude, I literally said that. I was on this guy's podcast and I was like, listen, I totally understand you. Theo Vaughn's podcast. And I was, I was like, I totally understand that like you people who are critical of Elon, there's reasons to be critical. Everybody should have the freedom to be critical. Right.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And I go, I go, but hoping that Tesla shuts down. Right. Like, I understand you're upset that people lost jobs. It doesn't improve the situation if you make more people lose jobs. He's the richest guy in the world. He's going to be okay. He's not the one hurt. The people that work there. So you're upset these people lost jobs. You're like, I know the solution. More people lose jobs.
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So it's a gambling ring... I've heard about this, and I've definitely heard that it no longer exists in the Dominican neighborhoods in New York. They definitely don't have their own gambling rate or lottery system. So that's what the lottery would be. And if you could predict those numbers, they would be privatized.
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Think about it.
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Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wow.
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There's no other opportunity. It's like a pipeline. They go to, ah, that's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right. So being able to diagnose these things earlier. Same with mental health, a lot of people say. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you're building four more jails. All right, keep going. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you know what happened with Epstein? Can you figure out what happened? Because it happened in the tombs, right?
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But that's just like a weekend or like a weekday jail cell, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're never going to know about JFK. They just keep on saying that shit. Okay, but is there ever a part of you that when you become mayor, do you go, yo? Tell me who did it or tell me what happened. Like, can you ask those questions?
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Okay, good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And nobody said we've got to get rid of that jail. It's just Rikers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then what's the guy from the crypto guy? What's his name?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sam Bankman, he's also in federal? Yeah. So this is a federal holding house that you don't have any jurisdiction over.
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So back when you were in law enforcement, did you ever have any like run-ins with the Supreme Team? Did you ever have or like G-Unit? You ever see the video, Supreme Team video?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because, like, you hear about these iconic, you know, gangs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So what was it... Can you explain, obviously without, you know, putting yourself in any kind of position, but, like, can you explain... We hear them in almost folklore. We hear them through, like, rap stories and... Folklore was real, man. Was it like complete control of the neighborhood?
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And then when you were in law enforcement, was there, like, was law enforcement scared of them? Did they pose a threat to law enforcement? Did they try to work with law enforcement? Like, how did law enforcement even go about handling a violent... Yeah, and you know what was interesting?
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So they were corrupting police officers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is the Brooklyn guys, right?
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There is something I've thought about, which is like, you cannot... When you bestow responsibility on somebody, you cannot underpay them to a point where they're corruptible.
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Now, I'm not saying you have to pay every single politician, every single police officer a million dollars or whatever it is. But they can't be living below the poverty line or at it because it would be too enticing. They have so much power. It would be too enticing not to do that.
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Can you still give out keys to the city? Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're tripping, you're tripping. Maybe the best strip clubs. Okay, okay, okay. We need it in 11 in New York.
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Think of all the things we gave Miami. We gave them Carbone. That's true. We gave them so many places. They can't give us one little 11. A nice nightclub where you don't have to feel like a scumbag in a strip club, but there's strippers there.
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That's one of the problems we've got to solve. That's true. That's right. It's crazy. It's a disaster we don't have an 11.
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I know that other guy running for mayor wouldn't make an 11. Heck no. Yeah. have a dream of it.
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wearing white shirts, wearing a blouse with a nipple ring, saying he's going to run for mayor.
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I think it's the move. Here's one final question. All right, so Canal Street has now become like an open-air bazaar. When I was growing up, it's a souk. When I was growing up, You could get the fake bags. Right. But there was like a little, like, I got my PlayStation hack so I could play the fake video games and shit. But you had to go down into one of the underground walls.
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And it was a kind of nice undercover thing. And sometimes, and I asked the cops that were on the corner, I was like, yo, what do you do about this? And he was like, listen, bro, we could lock them up and then they're out in a few days. It's like, they've kind of, unfortunately, we're kind of like clipped and aren't going to do anything here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That are holding or making all the fake bags.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's going to be another person.
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You're confiscating the property. This is important information to get out to the people because... Like, I remember seeing it every single day, and I think two things. I would think that, like, the average person walking around here feels that the police do not have authority. Right. Which I think New Yorkers, we don't want to feel like that.
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We don't like to be told what to do, but we still like it. The police can handle some shit. But also it feels like, is the city doing anything to stop this? The fact that you're going after the mother load.
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But there maybe is a point to that. Like if you confiscate every single day for six months, eventually they just start going.
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And also, two guys go confiscate one person? then everybody else on the block is like, all right, we're good. You would have to have 100 cops confiscate the 200 people that are throughout Canal selling things.
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Okay, any other questions before Mayor Adams gets out of here? About to be second term Mayor Adams.
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I think you guys can do... I think that there is a version now with social media of posting the accomplishments.
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And I think that's something that like the Trump administration and Trump specifically, because he's like so like entertainment minded, like any kind of win, even if it's not a win, anything that they're doing, they're letting you know they're doing it. Right. I don't know if we're taking Greenland, but sending J.D. Vance to walk around. It's a lot of market.
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And I think there's a version where it's like. You even saying that about Canal Street makes me feel like, oh, at least that this is being thought about. At least they're trying to do something. And I think there's a version where maybe it's through social media or whatever it is, but it's not through you doing a conference every single day. There's other things you do with your time.
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But I think disseminating that information to New Yorkers, one, gets us excited about a chip plan in the Bronx, but two, makes us feel seen when we go, hey, the price of this is expensive. And you're like, we're the richest city in the world. Maybe we got to subsidize eggs. But no kid in New York City should not be able to afford an egg. Give us that information that you got.
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Right. The word of mouth is what is more popular. We have to figure that out. The tablets are not going to be in your favor. Heck no.
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Well, listen, we're very excited and I appreciate you coming on here. I also appreciate you. I like the fact that you wanted to have that contentious conversation. I think that's good and I think that's important. I think it's something that New Yorkers, I think we identify as. We're not afraid of having a tough conversation.
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I'm glad that you addressed a lot of the controversy and stuff going on and cleaned it up. And if there are things that you know, you guys need help with in terms of like disseminating information to the city, not on like behalf of you or your organization, but on behalf of like what the city is accomplishing. Let us know. We would love to make sure.
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Amen. Eric Adams.
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That's we have that conversation all the time here, which is like nobody wants to understand anybody. Everybody wants to like dunk, score a point so that their party or affiliation or group feels good about themselves instead of trying to like understand what that person's going through.
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This is awesome. Thank you so much. Born and raised New Yorkers, Alex and I. Okay. I probably know you. This girl has got to be so gassy right now.
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There's like a reward system baked into it.
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Yeah.
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I feel like most people are supportive of that. Like, I think most adults in New York would go, hey, we got to keep weed out of the kids and we got to protect the kids. I feel like, yeah, I feel like most adults in New York are supportive of that. I also feel like there's a lot of support around issues in New York, but there's not a lot of understanding on how issues get fixed. Right.
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And that's one of the things about, like, I'm always curious when I talk to elected officials. It's like, it's your fault. No matter what happens, it's your fault. Right. Even if you don't have the power to change it. Especially the mayor, man. Bro. So it's like, and I always say this, I'm like, the mayor is the second most powerful position in America, the mayor of New York. Right. Right.
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I didn't even know that the governor was a woman until like a month ago.
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I've never known that we had governor we had a blind guy governor I didn't know New York is not a state it's a city you know what I mean you ask people in Texas New York they're not thinking of the state I grew up in Texas I only thought of the city and that is our I guess our blind spot is like not seeing outside the city but it's like if you are there's the president of the United States and then next it's the mayor of New York and then there's the rest of the people in government so
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You had sex with my wife in Fort Rock.
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Right.
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NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah.
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Flager family, hello, how are you? I'm very excited for this episode, not only because of our illustrious guests, but also because right now, March 4th, my Netflix special, Life, is streaming currently, right now. You can go watch it, you can watch it right now, you can watch it after the episode, halfway through, however you want, whenever you want.
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But there's a part of me that goes, he, in my mind, he cares so much about how that would reflect on him that he would do everything in his power to maintain it. Yeah. Can he? Who knows? But that little feeling, like you were saying about Roosevelt.
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Is this feeling is like he wouldn't let or he is trying to do it. And that's really important to us.
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The idea that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Listen, that's fucking horrible. Do you know how fucking miserable those people in those countries they're going to are going to be? Those people are going to be fucking furious. Because I saw a girl who had areolas like church wafers. They were the whitest areolas I've ever seen in my entire life. And I had to go to four different ATMs to get enough money. I had to pay for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Boom. Safety was an issue too. H.W.?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Recently, Bezos. Yes. Oh, the post. Yeah. Yeah. Came out and said that his op ed section of the post opinion. Yeah. will now, is that op-ed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is op-ed, or is opinion a section of the post? So the newspaper operates in itself, and there's also this section on the newspaper called the op-ed.
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And the opinion part of a newspaper, and you could probably speak more to this, maybe you could describe it, it'd probably be better.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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When you use the word oligarch, it's like triggering.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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When we think oligarch, we think like Russian bad guy villain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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By read, he means consumed, not politically.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So usually the op-ed section has differing opinions. Yeah. Right? Ish. The idea behind it. Let's just talk about the fair idea behind it. So it could be that your paper leans left. Yeah. But in the op-ed, you would have right-wing writers, you have left-wing writers, different opinions on these subjects. So the newspaper is like, here's what happened.
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no but salute to her salute to her man you know shout out zielinski anyway um okay so so it seems like there's waning support this seems like there's ways because they're on this strip club with the white nipple chips 18 to 25 or they want to leave no so i have to fake an orgasm it's a problem And so I had to fake an orgasm.
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And then the op-ed is here are opinions about what happened. And these are potentially differing opinions. Yeah, that's right. And Bezos just announces that the op-ed is now going to change from that to espousing free market ideas. So essentially like pro-capitalism. And then what else? What is it? Personal liberty? Yeah, personal liberty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So he's basically saying our newspaper is going to take a specific point of view and share opinions that reflect that specific point of view. Now, what you bring up is an interesting wrinkle. Personal liberty is pretty vague, though.
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Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So the worst interpretation of it is essentially I'm going to use this as a propaganda tool to protect my business endeavors and the endeavors of my, you know, colleagues, if you will, the other billionaire class. Now, that's the worst interpretation of it.
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So this is really interesting because what I believe most of us have come to learn, and I've been incredibly naive about this, is that the billionaires or the people with immense power in America outside of controlling the narrative are can fluctuate in that power based on the narrative. So the intelligent ones, like a Bill Gates, MSNBC is Microsoft NBC.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What they do is they usually purchase or develop a media platform to protect their interests. Yep. Bezos, as he rides to superstardom, purchases the Washington Post. With that in mind, we would imagine, I don't think he's going, hey, I just want the best ideas to be out there. No, you got to protect the fact that you're a billionaire buying a $10 million, $500 million yacht.
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So it's like a bridge that was built in 1500. You got to take it apart so it can go out. Now I'm some poor guy that can't afford eggs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm not going to Luigi Mangione.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But somebody else might want to do something like that. But what's interesting is before that happened, nobody explicitly said that was the purpose. Everybody operated in this idea like, hey, we have integrity and this is the news and this is the information and the American people can decide what is true or false. He straight up said... He's not straight up saying it. Can I just say this, though?
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Like, Alexander Hamilton ran the Post or whatever, and it was like— Yeah, the Federalist Papers. But actually, it's a little bit more past that. I thought it was the editor of the Post.
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Because I had sex once, and then my boy had a girl, and then he had sex, and then he went back for number two. And I'm just sitting on the couch with this poor girl. I don't want to hurt her feelings. So I take her back, and I got the udon noodle. My shit is not even close to hard. And then I just kind of pumped away for a little bit, and then I was like, ceasefire! Ceasefire!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What you're saying is it's good compared to the illusion of nonpartisan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But just to button this, being biased is at least more honest. So it's an improvement on honesty, whereas before, the illusion of being unbiased takes a reader who thinks he's just getting the news. Now at least I get to look at The Washington Post and I go, okay, this is going to be maybe a more right-wing perspective. Yeah. I can look at, give me a good left-wing outpost.
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So Jacobin. And if I want to get that take, I'll read the same story at Jacobin. If I want to get the right take, I'll read the Washington Post.
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Understand what you're digesting. If you tell me that food is healthy and then I eat it and I get some sort of disease, I stop trusting the people who are telling me it's healthy. If you tell me something is not healthy, every cookie spot we go to, they go, yo, this is a thousand calories. When I feel like shit afterwards, I'm like, you better give me that thousand. You know what I mean?
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If I feel healthy after that cookie, then you're lying to me. So, okay, at first I was like, I was concerned about the bias in information. As long as there are equal, I don't want to say equal, but as long as there is information that's accessible out there that shows the opposition and both are being honest about it. Yeah. Maybe this is a good thing. Yeah, I agree. This is great.
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And I like the fact that you said that the original idea of this is the information comes from wanting to sell more ads.
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Sagar and Jetty, breaking points. Go check it out. Thank you so much. We love you, brother. We appreciate you.
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You have... You remember this? The line to me was... The line to me that ended it was... You don't have to worry now.
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You have an ocean, so you don't have to worry now. But in the future, you will worry or something like that.
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He's like, you're dressed up.
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Yeah, that's fantastic. But that line to me is where he lost everything. Absolutely. Because you're threatening your base.
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So basically, when I was asking them about this, and I think that what they have culturally is a lower expectation of happiness. Absolutely. You're absolutely right.
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It's built into the culture. It's built into their literature. There is this understanding that one does suffer. Absolutely. Absolutely. One of and something very powerful about that. And I think this is something that like Americans maybe do not have. Right. Not at all. Since we haven't seen war on our front lines.
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I don't know if this is like a benefit to this, but. What happens when 20% of your population dies and it's men is that any man that's alive has six women. Yeah, that's right. And this is why there was no standard for not being an alcoholic or not being a piece of shit.
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That's true. Literally, because if you had a cock that worked, that was the only way to continue procreating.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I spoke to a guy who was taking us around Ukraine. He was essentially our fixer right there. And that's what he does. He takes people around these places where you might feel a little uncomfortable. And he's like, yeah, there was a time where six is an understatement. You could have 12 different girls. If you had a job, you could pay the bills and you could feed them.
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And the girls had to kind of put up with it. Now they get upset with that. So what happens when they get upset about it? There is a sexual revolution because you have to compete for the guy. You're not in the position to be like, yo, I'm keeping my pussy tight because seven other girls are like, I'll open it up for whatever.
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So now you have this like, yeah, 20% of the guys die, but the guys who are alive are like, it's party time.
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All my family was over there at that time.
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So we ought to go. So if you're American, you're American always.
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It's nuclear weapons and natural resources.
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Because if you just have one, you can't really compete on the global stage. But when you have nuclear weapons and you have oil and gas, no one can really tell you what to do. Bro, I was in Istanbul recently. Yes. And I saw the Russian oil ships coming through because they have to go through that.
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Even if you don't get that other- We are an empire, so might as well start acting like the Romans.
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What is that little? Bosphorus. Bosphorus, yeah. I think that's what it is. And they basically took away the Russian lettering on the side of the ships. Right. So that's like, remember, there's an oil embargo. Nobody's going to buy Russian oil.
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Like, let's be honest. If you saw two passports at the airport, and one was the American one, and then the other one was like magenta, whatever color is the other people's passports. Which one are you taking seriously?
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That's right. We went woke. And they made a lot of money.
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Actually, but their stock did not pop over the last month.
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Say again?
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Just talk about NVIDIA. You got to speak about NVIDIA.
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Because if you're going to look at that exponential growth over the past decade.
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So why is he pulling up talking shit? That's my point. I just don't understand why he would do this.
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You're giving us the truth behind it. You're acknowledging your bias 100%. But I think most Americans are just reacting emotionally to this.
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And it's important to speak to them at the emotional level because that's where most people lie. So the idea that we have here is, hey, we've been giving you billions of dollars, and then you came up and you were kind of talking spicy to the person who's feeding you. Yeah, that's right. Now... I don't know why he thinks he can't just come kiss the ring.
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I just want to say thank you so much to everybody who came out to the tour. Thank you so much to everybody who came out to the tapings. I'm really proud of this piece, man. I worked really hard on it. And I hope you go and you get something out of it. You get some laughs, get some feels. And if you want to spread the word about it, that'd be amazing. That'd be incredible.
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Does he think he'll lose the support of the people in Ukraine if he doesn't? Why does he feel like he has leverage?
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I heard what he said in it, where he's essentially like, hey, we could do this ceasefire agreement, but they haven't respected ceasefire agreements in the past. Right. Which I understand.
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So he's like, why would this matter if I do a ceasefire agreement if we know for a fact that they don't respect it in the past?
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Don't get me wrong, but I'm coming home. If I give you $20, you shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to get nothing from no official anywhere in the world. You're totally right. We should be able to go wherever the fuck we want. It's insulting when I show up to even Canada. I feel insulted.
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We've also signed protections. before for the Ukraine, if I'm not mistaken. You're talking about Budapest? Well, was it in Budapest that we decided if they would relinquish their nuclear weapons, who would support them?
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Before we go back to, before we get to that, again, I'm not trying to like catch you here. What I'm trying to do is somewhat understand his perspective. And this is what I thought, because there's a part of me that goes, listen, as long as Trump is in office, Russia is not doing a single thing if this is agreed upon. Yeah. Nothing.
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And if Trump was going to be in office for the next 40 years, this version of a ceasefire where it doesn't guarantee the American muscle behind it, this version of a ceasefire, Russia is going to respect 100 percent. Here is my concern if I am Ukraine. Yeah. Or if I am Zelensky. And I think he handled it horribly in the room.
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There's a much better way to say like if I was him, if I did want to litigate in the media, as J.D. Vance said, what I would say is this. I know I could sign this deal with you and you would protect us. And I know that Russia would not mess with you because they take you seriously and they would not.
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But what happens if next election we get the same people back that they did not take seriously and they're not afraid of? Yes. How do I get security? I'm not worried about the next four years because I know that Putin would not be stupid enough to mess with Donald Trump. Right. I would keep on going. He would be crazy because you would do the ultimate thing. Yeah.
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But in four years, according to your laws, you're not going to have Donald Trump. We don't know what would happen. And now we're left in the dark. And the next administration could have the same sway with Putin as the last one did, which is Putin is not afraid with him. He'll do what he wants.
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Would incentivize the United States to protect them because if Russia invaded any further and it negatively impacted our resources.
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Now, what if they invaded further, but it didn't impact the places where our resources came from?
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How long are you going to stay? As long as I please. As long as I please.
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It's amazing the arrogance. He must know something we don't know.
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Listen, Greenland. I don't even know if I want Greenland the way they're acting.
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Or Russia could go, we're going to invade. We're going to take over those resources. And we're going to give them to you for half price.
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Russia just got a little bigger.
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So we have to protect democracy, even though he is not protecting democracy within his own country. It falls apart on its very own.
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But emotionally, he's doing the right thing to protect the longevity.
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But the way they're acting, I did want to give them the opportunity to be American. Oh, really? And the fact that I don't see a lot of tweets on Greenland Twitter or whatever like that, I need to see more energy and excitement.
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But not this moment.
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If I was them, I'd be like, fuck you. If I was any country in the world right now, I would be trying to develop them in spite of whatever agreement is going on. It's the only thing that maintains your security.
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It's a huge place. It's not that hard to buy. We're going to give a quarter pound of whale blubber to anybody who wants to join America, okay? You can cut it open with that little... I mean, what is it?
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So is this an argument for Zelensky then? If we cannot trust... the daddy country, i.e. America in this situation, to protect, then why make a deal that you know that they won't reinforce?
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So the Europeans are propping him up and thinking that they're like the last line of defense for democracy.
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I'm talking about like what interest does Putin have in expanding Russia into Europe?
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That's true. So I don't understand why he would expand west into Europe with all these Muslim countries. Yeah. England and Germany and France.
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So, okay. How does this... How does this play out in the very near future? What do you think happens? Near future, what's going to happen?
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All right, all right. That's too much math. We don't pay anybody to be American. Look at that. That's what I'm talking about.
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Do you know how lucky you are? That's what I'm trying to say. Somebody's drinking a Kool-Aid over there. I don't know what the fuck it is. I don't get it. I mean, I do get it in a sense.
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So let's just be honest here. There's only a few countries. Every other one exists based on the relationship.
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It's not like China is a real country. Russia is a real country. China, India, Russia, the U.S., U.K., Germany.
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Okay, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. But now, does it... Real quick, real quick. So, the point I'm trying to say is, like, if Ukraine cannot defend itself... Yes. Empirically, they cannot. From Russia. There's no chance without the support of these other countries. Yes. You can't dictate to those other countries what the policy is.
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Yeah, that's a Greenlander. Yeah, he looks like a Dagestani wrestling coach. Anyway, listen, we got a lot. Well, no. What else we got? We got a doge. We need to explain doge. Sure. Well, you're the expert on doge now.
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Right? Because you don't have sovereignty. That's right. You're not really a sovereign nation. Absolutely. You are a sovereign nation as much as someone else will protect you.
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Apparently I'm the expert. I actually, I have no fucking clue what's going on. I really have no clue. But you came in today. Like, I think you, what did you say?
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That's what I'm saying. What is it, the McDonald's theory or whatever? Two countries with a McDonald's haven't gone to war, which I think they have now.
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But the idea is this mutually assured success.
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I hate this idea like a country got to get a democracy and within 10 years figure it out. We had a whole civil war over democracy. This shit takes hundreds of years and even then, every election, it's good versus evil and presidents are getting shot at. Let's stop acting like they got to figure it out immediately. And if they don't want it, fine, you don't want it. But this is what happens.
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Whatever we say goes. Correct? That's the rule!
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And I think that that like changes. I think it. Changes your opinion emotionally. Now, there is there are certain advantages to having this type of leverage on the world. Of course.
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Like, obviously, if these countries cannot defend themselves, they have nuclear weapons. But if they cannot defend themselves.
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yeah yeah that's right yeah no it's the same concept that's true it's the same concept whoa i'm liking it yeah dude did you steal our shit yeah i think i did for smart people you're just brilliant brilliance yeah okay um and then we got more like there's a bunch of things that you are absolutely perfect to explain to us oh the gold card citizenship i want to know i want to know like why steve bannon's back around like i just want to know all these things so where do we want to start obviously the zielinski thing is the biggest probably yeah
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No, no, stop bending over because we're not taking anything. But I like the idea. This is what I like the idea. I like the idea of extending our influence around the world as far as we want to go with it. Okay. But I don't want that influence to be like plays or whatever. That's a great point. I don't care about identity politics influence. I care about geopolitical influence. Yes.
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I care about pushing. certain countries to agree with us on certain deals that are advantageous to us. I want the best deal that we could possibly have for America with every single country in the world. I don't care if you're a democracy. I don't care if you're a dictatorship. I don't care if you're pro-trans. I don't care if you're anti-trans. None of that personal shit I give a fuck about.
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I just care about the money. But I do want to exert that influence around the world because that influence benefits Americans.
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Oh, can I say one thing real quick? Go ahead. I actually think that it reduces our global influence. Yes, you're right. when we're trying to push these identity politics issues to these other countries that resist it culturally, where back in the day, I think that we had so much gravitas with these other countries because they looked at the West, especially America, as this beacon of hope.
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When you're seeing a guy on a fucking horseback with a revolver going around and shooting, you're like, oh my God, America looks kind of cool. Now when you see some neutered cuck telling you that his four-year-old daughter is actually a boy, you're like, I don't know if I want to be American.
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The irony that Rahm Emanuel was just on Bill Marshall and he said this sentence. He goes, we need to get back into the education of the kids in schools. He says this specifically because they were talking about Chicago and all these Dem cities that were kind of struggling. And it wasn't posed as a lib suck. It was like, what do you think about this? You've run a city. And he goes...
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He says, he goes, we need to get into the classrooms and out of the bathrooms. The irony. Yeah, right.
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He's petitioning for gay marriage. I don't care what you guys do with your gays over there. Matter of fact, if you've got some really talented gays over there and you want to kill them, let's bring them over here. We do great shit with our gays. Gays flourish in America.
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Well, they don't have that influence. But that's the influence. And I think that's where it's like, we have to have some restriction. I love our influence, especially through like cinema, TV shows. Yeah, the soft power. I love the soft power. I love it through social media. I love that. As long as it's not... as long as it's not taking away from our ability to have advantageous trade deals.
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Yeah, absolutely. So if you wanting to be American makes you want to be capitalist, makes you want to be an entrepreneur, makes you want to be a hustler, and that in some way gives you empathy for our culture, and now we have some leverage in your country, that's awesome. Awesome. The second our American influence starts to make you feel uncomfortable, like it has in the Middle East.
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Listen, democracy doesn't work in the Middle East. Let them do what the fuck they want. I agree. Once they get addicted to money, democracy, it's not going to be democracy, but we're going to get everything that we want.
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Did you watch the whole?
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Let's blow this thing up, man.
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Okay, we got a lot that we got to talk about.
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We can stop this, yeah. Okay, that's a list. Okay. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. Look, we know that for decades, food companies have been putting all kinds of processed nonsense, unhealthy ingredients in our food. Yes, it tastes absolutely incredible. Many of us have become addicted to it. And it's probably been harming our health and making us fatter.
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Can you give us your honest breakdown of it?
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But one law firm is finally holding them accountable. I need like a dun-dun-dun. I need like some dramatic music right here. It's very rare that the law firm gets to be heroic.
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But Morgan & Morgan has just filed a first-of-its-kind lawsuit against the food industry behemoths like Kraft, Heinz Company, General Mills, Coca-Cola. Chill on them. and others alleging that these companies engineer their ultra-processed food products to be addictive. What? And market those products towards children. Of course not. Causing chronic disease in children.
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They detail the strategic calculated actions that these companies allegedly took to target children with addictive ultra-processed foods, including internal memos, strategic meetings, and the extensive research they allegedly conducted to leverage our biology and neurology to create addictive substances. This sounds horrible. Whoa.
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Now, Morgan & Morgan is committed to fighting for the people and for the families. If your child has been diagnosed with one of these diseases, you may have legal options. They've helped thousands of families seek justice against big corporations, and they're ready to fight for you, too. Learn more at ForThePeople.com slash flagrant. That's F-O-R ThePeople.com slash flagrant.
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Now let's get back to the show. Guys, I have some fantastic news. After years of our beloved Shifty posting our clips on TikTok for absolutely no monetary gain at all, finally, TikTok is paying us. That's right. They are paying us money for me to tell you what I'm about to tell you. See, apparently, small businesses can thrive on TikTok. Yes.
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Look, people are making money on TikTok. Now we're making money on TikTok. TikTok. TikTok. Okay? Now it's happening. Finally. I think for five years we've been posting on TikTok. Billions of views. Because Shifty's a genius. Yep.
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I don't know if I got paid a penny.
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Turns out... 7.5 million US businesses are on TikTok employing more than 28 million people.
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If Uncle Donald did not save TikTok- Where would we be? I know where I would be. I'd be talking to my wife before I go to sleep at night. I know that. Yucky. Instead of both of us just doom scrolling. Now I know this. So Donald- unbeknownst to him, maybe, I don't even know if he knows that there's 28 million people employed by this TikTok. It seems like TikTok does good for them. It seems like it.
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I think that's what they want us to communicate with this ad. The only thing I care about is TikTok is paying me money to say this. Yeah. They're paying you money and you money and you money too. It's good for our small business. TikTok is supporting our small business. Finally, TikTok. We've been waiting for this. But if you'd like to learn more about TikTok's contribution to the U.S.
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economy, and most importantly, flagrant, you can go to TikTokEconomicImpact.com. Did you know that? Now, you know, first thing, just discussing Doge really quickly. I think that there are very few Americans that would say that they do not support a reduction in waste and inefficiency. Correct. Especially when it comes to government institutions.
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So this is a bipartisan measure that Americans are supportive of. Doge has become incredibly partisan. First, can you tell me why you think that is?
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I'm not talking about politically why it has. I'm talking about why the average person on Twitter feels compelled to be so critical of Doge. What do you think is being communicated to them? And why are they having such a knee-jerk reaction to it, knowing that they do want to reduce government inefficiency?
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let's set let's set some records i want to set some damn records so spread the word screaming from the rooftops and um again thank you guys so much for all the support throughout this entire process i love y'all now let's start the show What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we are joined by, I would say, the perfect guest to explain all the chaos happening around us.
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What is an example of those?
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Can we all admit it's not great? So this is good. Before we move on, we got to appease people emotionally who see things like this and go, hey, this doesn't feel constitutional. This feels manipulative. We feel taken advantage of.
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So it's like, that's why, like, I feel like there's a lot of gaslighting going on. And as much as we all agree, we want to reduce government inefficiency. I mean, like Akash hilariously says it every single week here. He's just like, fire them all.
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a government job 98 of them can go yeah so yeah so 99 there is there is that feeling but we have to give some credence to a situation like that and there might be more context system there might be a more nuanced take to it i get it maybe elon could describe it sure but on the surface people acting uh reacting emotionally to it that does look like corruption in another way
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But also just the idea of like government spending. Yeah. Going to certain people, like this happens on like a municipal level where like the mayor is friends with the person that has the construction company. And that construction company gets the rebuilding project for the local bridge. Right. And then he gets the kickback. Right. Now, we know that that's a form of corruption.
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When we see this... It's OK for someone to look at and be like, that kind of feels like the corruption you're trying to scrub out. Now, he might make the best vehicle for that job. It might be right to increase that spending. But I also need some transparency there. And you need to come out ahead of it, not wipe Tesla off the car.
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You need to come out ahead of it and gain my trust as an American and go, hey, this was the original deal. This amount was going to be spent over here. We think that this is better for these reasons. And that's why more money is spent there. And I totally get why you think this looks like a favor handed over. Like, stop. The American people are done being lied to.
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And when we see shit like that, we have such little trust. It's almost like a girl who gets cheated on by every boyfriend. They kind of should have little trust. They're not wrong. They're correct. The girl that gets cheated on by every boyfriend. The second a dude is talking to a waitress and she's laughing, the knee-jerk reaction is, oh, that motherfucker's cheating too.
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You'd be, not you, but like, let's say conservatives are more okay with it because your guy is doing the cuts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But if it was, George Soros is a perfect example. The right would rightfully... They'd be like, this is a constitutional crisis.
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So maybe the best way to do this is have Doge look into it, share the findings transparently, what they are doing, and then hand it over to... It would be Congress.
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Like from talking to Trump. Yeah. If Trump feels like someone has information. that he does not have, he becomes a listener. Yeah, he's a differential. You're right, you're right. The second he's like, you know something I don't know, and I think that's what makes him... so much better than anybody that the Democrats had in terms of understanding the problems of everyday people. Oh, sure.
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Because unfortunately, I think, and the Republicans too, like remember, he's not like a traditional Republican guy. So it's like politicians in general, there is a snobbishness to them, this feeling of like, we know what you need, let us handle it. And he's the type of person, just from that interaction we had, who's like the second you have information he doesn't have,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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he gets quiet and he kind of keys in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They go to the essence. How low is the bar for politicians that were like, oh wow, this guy listens to us.
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For all of our young listeners, back in the day, you had to click something twice in order to open it. I thought he meant that as liking it.
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Let me like that. Open that file.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So there is that like Bannon group. And again, I don't think Bannon actually cares about the country as much as he likes like rallying people up for attention. Really?
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But I think he's a really I think he's an acute listener. So I think he can like spot trends early. And I think that he's a good enough communicator that he can fan the flame, fan the flames of those trends early. And those things can grow to be bigger things now. Oh, like the Nazi salute. That's like a perfect example of like, he probably knew what he was doing and he didn't do it.
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It's just an attention seeking thing. And like, he's going to, it's dog whistle. It's like, how can I throw up on him? Now, I think there are ways. That's why I don't take him like seriously as someone who actually cares about America and more someone who just cares about like causing ruckus and like getting some attention in the midst.
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Now, what I would say is that it's very easy to pacify the base that he's riling up. So anytime he riles some people up, you just need a headline to be like, Disney cuts all DEI programs. And then they go. All right.
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Anytime they start riling up, you just need a headline that goes doge to give back $5,000 every single minute. And then they calm down.
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Again, when I say, like, anything that Bannon says, of course there are things that he is supportive of. Like, I don't know, like, all, every single belief that he has or everything that he's ran on. And I'm sure that certain things like deportation is not a specifically Bannon thing. I think there's a lot of support for it. Yes.
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What I'm trying to say is there are going to be these people that can rally the support of the disenfranchised, and he's incredibly good at it. He is good at it.
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This is one of the things that, like, I don't want to get away from Doge right here, but this is one of the things I think the Dems really struggle with, is that, like, they could very easily win the next election if they made this a class issue. Like, they just need to make it a class issue. It's tough for them, though.
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Yeah, because they're in the pockets of the rich, and all the people that are running the party are these Ivy League trust fund babies. So if Ivy League trust fund babies are the people making the intellectual decisions for your party, you can't speak to the poor. Now, like her or dislike her, AOC, it doesn't matter your thought. I get it. People...
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Fuck with her because they think she's trying to help. Yeah. You might disagree with how she's going to help, but she comes across as a working class girl that wants to help. That's what Dems need.
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The Dems should look at that specifically and be like, oh, wow, she's locked in and people believe she wants to help them. And they don't really they become disillusioned with these other figures there. In my opinion, they're probably in the pockets of billionaire class a little bit too much.
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So they can't make it about money, which they could make it about money so easily and regain the working class in a heartbeat. I'm not so sure about that. Okay, maybe not. But they'd have a better chance than making it about identity politics.
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Which they did make it about before. And now it seems like even Rahm Emanuel is moving away. Let's get out of the bathrooms.
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The base of the Democratic Party. It's more nuanced than that. It's Ivy League educated Democrats. I was about to get to that. There are tons of rich white people that are like, yo, I'm over this shit. It's the specifically Ivy League, like four generation money. Sheltered. Sheltered. They've never had a real job. Of course.
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Those are the people out there that are like telling you what you should feel and how you should vote. Yeah. And real working class people, like people who've actually had a real fucking job in their life, do not want some trust fund kid telling them what they should vote for.
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Dick sucks. Dick sucks. Why are we recycling when I could be sucking your dick?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sometimes. It's an agent acrimony. Dumbass. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So essentially what— what the southern populism was doing and the robbers were doing was essentially saying, yo, your life was way better back when. No, they had the population fighting over black civil rights.
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That's our natural state.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And the way they did it is said, hey, your life was way better when these black people didn't have all this rights.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Having all this rights and this upward mobility is taken away from you. Bingo. And then Roosevelt on some Bernie Sanders shit came in and was like, yo, it's not about black and white.
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It's about these billionaire motherfuckers that are taking all this money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, they speak gay. And it is true. They do speak that way. They're out of touch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is interesting. What this is, this is a mirror image of what you just described with the Robert Barons and with the Southern Populism. Yes, yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm still trying to figure out what the acrimonious...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, I got that shit now. So that's genius. So you're just flipping it, and it does feel good. It does satisfy you in that moment. You're like, I don't have something. They're the reason why I don't have it. But they're unable to execute the task at hand, which is really, hey, there's a lot of people who got a lot of money. They could be fucking Indian. They could be white. They could be Jewish.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They could be whatever the fuck they are. And in order for you to get some money, they're going to have to have a little less of that money and influence, potentially.
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Even if that's wrong, if they run on that, it is so much more digestible.
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You need Luigi, bro. No, but that's interesting because the second AOC runs for president, they're going to run the bipartisan.
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It'll be everywhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I might be misquoting Gilbert, but it seemed like he was trying to say the league won't get behind Jason Tatum despite him having all the intangibles. Yeah.
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You're just light skin. So I agree with everything you're saying. But the league does seem to get behind the guy who was suspended for shooting people. Because he's exciting. So they don't really care about if you break the law anymore. I guess not. I think we don't care, so they don't care. And Edward's got a bunch of baby mamas he's trying to abort.
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The guys who are taking over the league, they don't exactly fit the mold of what the league would get behind. Say whatever you want about Michael Jordan and gambling. Nobody knew any of that shit. They kept it out of the news. He was the face of the league, and also he was never in trouble about anything. Is this LeBron? LeBron. Model citizen, all things considered. Steph Curry.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Model citizen for real. Jason Tatum is a model citizen. Yeah. Why not give him the league? Because I think the league reflects what we want to support. So they're doing the wrestling thing now. David Stern would be like, I'm going with who's the most professional and who's going to match the character of the league. Whereas Adam Silver is like, what do the people fuck? No.
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Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, that trade might not get pushed through back in the day.
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I think what Alex is saying rings true, which is, like, we relate to disruptive play. So, Steph Curry was disruptive. Allen Iverson was disruptive. LeBron. And Edwards was disruptive. LeBron, like, weirdly... I think LeBron was so disruptive... To be honest, because of his passing ability, too. If he was just like a guy who's dunking on you. Same with Luka. Exactly. Yes.
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Also, Luka's white. I'll be honest with you. If Luka's not white, his style of play, I don't know how marketable he is. I think he's less marketable.
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He'd be leaping. He'd be LeBron. But do you hear what I'm saying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's kind of like slow and plodding.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, do we look at Luka as Tim Duncan if he's black? Yeah. Isn't that interesting?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like little things like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I will say Tim Duncan's in the post and it's a little bit more boring style of play. Like Luke is doing step back threes. So the game has definitely changed. But in terms of being like, he's not very like flash and excitement. He's really using speed. And the ability to slow down. And he's using his body weight to score. And I'm trying to find a black player that's like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Can I ask a real quick question? Yeah. But this whole meeting, was this to present the agreement on the ceasefire? Is that the idea of it?
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Yeah. It's just... I hate making that argument, but you have to calculate race somewhat. And... He's not like, I don't want to shit on Luca, but he's not like, oh my God. When you watch Steph, you go, oh my God.
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Yeah. Yeah, because if he did stake, like, if he used, like, the leader in global betting in U.S. social casinos. Oh, my gosh. He would love a social casino. Bro. Dude. That's the only reason LeBron's better. Shit. It is. Wait, no, I'm not. I am not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You almost got me. Now, I know that Jordan did like to, like, take some time on his own. Mm-hmm. And I'm sure at that time, Stake would have like an anti-social casino. But right now, they are the leader in U.S. social casinos. And you can bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code FLAGRANT and you're going to get your welcome bonus. Did you know that? Welcome bonus?
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You're going to get a welcome bonus. Welcome. And you're going to get your bonus. Go get your bonus. Go get your bonus. Let's get back to the show. I want to know what you guys think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, he's a great communicator. He has the communication skills and he has the star power because you do need the star power. He has that centrist. He's relatable because all the men that, let's say, voted for Trump on masculinity will see that in him.
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But like he doesn't have like the emasculated, this is going to drive fucking Democrats crazy. But like they do have this deep insecurity about looking emasculated. Like I said that thing on fucking on Brilliant Nitties where I was like, I don't know, like a guy who identifies as a Democrat over 5'9". And that fucking riled up. I've never seen so many people.
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And I think it was just emblematic of this feeling like people going, they think we're, they think we're bitches. Yeah. That's right.
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He's 5'9". But it is. But here's the thing. That wasn't always the case.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, but think about it. He wears lifts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The conservatives when I was growing up got no pussy. Mm-hmm. They got no pussy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They weren't getting anything. They still do. They crash and grind her. Maybe, but Elon got 17 kids. He just had another one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, you guys see that? Bill Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office. That's cool. Democrats were the ones that were actually cracking cheeks. They were winning the culture war. What the? That's true. The Cold War Democrats. That is kind of flipped because the Democrats now have to be so concerned. Now Stephen A doesn't have that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Stephen A is out here like, yo, Latinas got big asses and I like Latinas.
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I think what worked for Trump Even if it doesn't even make sense. But we could bridge the gap, like the cognitive dissonance in our brain evaporated when we're like, well, he's made these deals. He likes making deals. He could make deals abroad. I need to see Stephen A. I need to believe that Stephen A. could talk to Putin, talk to Kim Jong and make some deals go through.
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And I understand what I'm saying. That's interesting. Sounds crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I want to go to my daughter's gymnastics class.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Holy shit. This fuck is going on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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that is needed to go out there and give everything that he has.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Did that make you feel bad that he lifted his voice an octave to talk? Like he didn't even know he was doing it. He raised his voice. That's a problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I know obviously you're going to have some bias, but like they have to. And yes, I am very biased. But I speak about this like purely culturally, like they have to address that issue so that they can become more relatable. And I think Stephen A addresses that. There's no guy that looks at Stephen A and thinks of like an emasculated. Yeah, he's not a bitch.
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You went from no chance to like... You see, listen, I'm a plastic bag in the wind. You gave me two good points. I was like, man, we're about to have our second black person.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We have Sagar back in the building. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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By the way, Netflix is dead, okay? But if it's a lie, March 4th. Okay, so yeah, wow, that's really interesting. And I think it solves a bunch of problems. It solves the masculinity issue. It solves centrist trust, 100%. He's the outsider, so you don't have him saying a bunch of other shit on record.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's a great observation from obviously being, you know, years in politics and understanding like the constitution of the person that's going to do the job. They do need that burning desire for approval and the need to fight.
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Let's talk about that. The appearance of smart is more valuable than actual intellect when it comes to running for public office. No question. Michael Bloomberg... is objectively smarter than everybody on that stage. He could not communicate that intelligence in a way that was effective in convincing us. Now, we loved him as mayor of New York.
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Mayor of New York is second most powerful position in the land. Like, let's just be honest. Like, you are the mayor of New York. You're really the president. Like, I don't really... Do you know what I mean?
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He's doing presidential things right now. keep it a buck this is the proof right here right mayor adams the entire state comes after him right what's happening right now what happened to that what nothing yeah charges dropped because you're the real president because the real president told the second president when you're president when you're
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We should call them the coffee party. Because they're the barista equivalent of the tea party.
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And when you move here, we don't even consider you from here. We treat everybody who moves to New York like an immigrant.
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We go, there you go. I'm from New York. We go, well, when did you move here? And then you go, oh, seven years ago.
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I would be pissed off if I lived where y'all live too. I travel the country.
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Get the migrants out. What? When I'm talking about migrants, I mean everybody from Maine. Everybody from Pennsylvania. Exactly.
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Does it come from... I'm curious about this. Does it come from actual self-hatred or does it come from a need to be liked and accepted and the feeling of, if I shit on my existence, these minorities might accept me? Aren't those kind of one and the same? Doesn't one feed into the other?
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We have a lot of things we need to discuss. We got Zelinsky. Yes. And Trompito and Vance. Vance making a big move. The Tate brothers coming back to daddy.
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Again, I don't know chicken or the egg, but I don't think that they're doing it just because they hate themselves. They might hate themselves, but they desperately care about the... Because people who hate themselves, they just kill themselves. And it's like...
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They shouldn't do that. I'm not saying you should do that. But if you just have this pure hatred for self. Yeah, yeah. But don't you feel like sometimes there's like this need of approval from these people?
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But if you just talk about cultural influence, I think that he would really appreciate that.
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In general, love to say, fuck you. Of course, that's who we are.
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Yeah, we love rebels. And we also love, and this is something I hope Democrats start to understand, is we love abundance. You have to sell us on abundance.
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And I think that's one thing that the Democrats haven't done. Oh, you would love the new Ezra Klein stuff. They're writing a book about abundance.
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Yeah, it's a great podcast. Let's not shout out at him. other podcast. He's a liberal. He's obviously liberal. They're Democrats, but capital D. I think it's, there's one thing like, and again, I get away from like Republican Democrat. It's like, let's just talk about like culture. Cause obviously things shift, right?
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If the Republicans were the party of censorship and now they're the party of like libertarians, it's not really a damn Republican thing. It's just like, which parties is accessing the things that Americans need or care about. And this idea of like, we're dreamers, right? It's like in our DNA, we are risk-taking dreamers. We need people who are talking shit and willing to take risks.
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We're the frontier.
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Everybody in our family, if you go back a generation, left their entire existence to just try to make it here. Right. So when a Democrat is coming in, I need them to say some wild shit. I want them to say, listen, there are all these developers in New York and they're trying to put these fucking buildings up. So, yeah, we're dead in that. Matter of fact, we're going to take that land over there.
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We're going to build 10,000 fucking units. That shit is going to be cheap. And now you can live in Manhattan for under $3,000, even if they don't do it. Yeah. Tell me that. Yeah, absolutely. If Trump can say we're taking Greenland, you could say you're taking a little patch of land in Manhattan and building affordable housing.
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Say some wild shit that makes people go, whoa, whoa, that kind of sounds, that sounds fire. I totally agree. And don't make it, yeah, we're going to shoot every kid up with the fucking horn or whatever the fuck. They don't actually say that, but that is the rhetoric.
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What's the Democrat build the wall?
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It's like low key. You almost got to stay away from health care because they're all in the pockets of health care. Give me the Democrat. Build the wall. If Democrats go, yo, eggs are a dollar. That's it. Don't even tell me how you're going to do it. Eggs are a dollar. We subsidize corn. We subsidize milk. We subsidize all this other shit. We're subsidizing chickens. Eggs are a dollar.
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And then have Republicans go, oh, well, actually, price control. And then you go, you sound gay. Eggs are a dollar.
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You're not going to tax the rich. They're going to find a way to.
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This is cultural. This is a really important cultural distinction. Every poor American, not every, but most think they're going to be rich. That's the problem.
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You know what? Eggs are a dollar right now. Say this in New York. Yo, New York, we got to rule eggs are a dollar. Just say it. Whoever says that first win. If Stephen A. Smith goes, yo, eggs are a dollar. Hey, listen, Stephen, call him.
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I need Democrat build a wall. Give me five build a walls for Democrat.
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I mean, that's one of the genius... The other thing about Trump and part of the reason the Democrats... Sorry to cut you, but like the guy from Squid Game that said he was going to give $1,000 to every person. Oh, that's right.
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He was going to give a shot. He said he was going to give $1,000.
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What I told you is you cannot win. You cannot become mayor of his 351.
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You cannot become mayor of New York without coming on this podcast. Okay. It's a simple fact, right? Okay. Most people that voted for Eric Adams.
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Which one is the Cuomo?
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Andrew. Yeah, the old governor. He's going from governor. See, that's the thing. Governor of New York. Chimp nipple sauce monkey. Yeah, I call him a chimp nipple sauce monkey. I did call him a chimp nipple sauce monkey, but he doesn't have to COVID thing, right? Yeah, I forgot about that. That's how powerful mayor of New York is. You go from governor to mayor. That is an upgrade.
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I don't know who the governor of New York is. I'm going to be completely honest with you. Come on, you fucking. We have a woman running this. You can't be telling me that. You know who the governor of New York is. The last governor I knew was the blind guy. That was the last governor of New York. Elie Spitzer in New Jersey?
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There was a blind guy that went to the Yankees game.
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No, there was a blind guy that took over after somebody stopped and he was blind and they brought him to the Yankees game and gave him a fucking... What the fuck are you talking about?
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we need luigi back what the hell all right guys let's take a break for a second listen we talk a lot about uh freedom on this podcast okay a love for america patriotism Girth. There are many things that are important to us on this podcast. When I say girth, I'm talking about something thick that you could put in your hands, okay? Something you could crack open and give you a jolt.
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Something exciting. Something to give you energy throughout the day. You just grab it in your hand. You can almost feel the veins in it. What am I talking about? I'm talking about Black Rifle Coffee energy drinks. Whew. Free yourself of exhaustion. Free yourself of those eyelids slowly closing on you. Free yourself of another thing that basically means you're tired.
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What I'm telling you right now is if you need that 200 milligrams black rifle energy right here, zero sugar. Why is it zero sugar? Because sugar is from communist countries. Sugar is from tyrannical dictatorships. They've done unthinkable things to their people. We don't need that in America. What we need is energy, songs, sugar. I can't believe I even used a French word.
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Somebody, I'm not going to say it. I was going to say something, but some of you might take it seriously, so I'm not going to say it. I understand the influence that I have. The point is, 200 milligrams right inside this. American caffeine. American caffeine. Look at the girth. I can't even touch fingers on that. Where do you think that goes? When you drink that, where do you think that goes?
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Yeah. Where do you think it goes? Straight to your shit.
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Straight to your, you know, come on, guys. Yeah. Come on. Stop fucking playing around with me. It goes right to your cock. Yeah. It goes right to it.
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It goes right to your cock. That's where it goes. 200 milligrams of caffeine directly to your cock.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And as the great Will Ferrell once said, a river of ejaculate would spray upon whoever sucks it up down.
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Let's get back to the action. Yeah. The point that I'm trying to make is if you're exhausted. You need to storm the Capitol. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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For America. Mark, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. You have to do it. We're not doing that, but free those people. But we're not doing that. We're not doing that. The point that I'm trying to make is if you are exhausted someday in January and you want to make a change. You want to make a change for the better. Do you know what I mean? Go to a voting booth.
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That's what I would recommend. Yeah. Even if it's January. Yeah. Wait there with a sawed-off shot.
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You think we're going to be able to do that without 600 milligrams of caffeine directly to your cock? Do you think that that would be actually possible? What do you think is scary? When we like take drones over there to Russia? No. When we're walking around with huge fucking five and three quarter inch cocks poking straight out of our military trousers. That's what Russia is going to be afraid of.
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Point I'm trying to make is black rifle energy. Energy you can trust. Energy that makes you free. Energy for America. Energy that will make Greenland ours. Let's get back to the show. All right, guys. You see the lights. You already know what time it is. It's hard dick season.
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We're about to come out of winter. Guns blazing. Guns blazing. I know some of y'all get that hermit dick in the winter. Maybe you get that seasonal depression. Dick don't get as hard as it should. And you haven't been blue chewing because you're foolish. Your ego got in the way. Okay? But you know who needs it? Your girl needs it. Your side chick needs it.
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That baby mama who's lonely behind on her rent. She needs it. Everybody needs it. And you do too. And you know what? You can get it for free. I don't even know why we're making this a financial issue. All you got to do is pay $5 shipping. You're getting a month free. You go to bluechew.com and use the promo code flagrant. It's really that simple. Hardest dick you've ever had in your life.
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Same active ingredients inside Viagra, Cialis. Who the hell uses those anymore? Viagra Cialis.
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It's like drinking out of a colored water fountain. You got to update. You got to use the new new, okay? The blue chew is the new new. You're welcome. Get after it. Now let's get back to the show. We have limited time here. So do you think that we got to something from Doge? I think we did. I think we fixed the Democrats.
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I try, like... I try to. I mean, we have the conversation on brilliant. It's only time we talk about here. And what I realized is I got to go on more, uh, I was telling you this, I have to go on many more left-leaning shows.
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And I, and I realized this even when I was doing some press for, for the pod is that one, those conversations are so much better because there's, there's a perception, I guess, of me. And once they actually have a conversation, they think, yeah, they literally think you're mad.
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People ask me that.
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I'm like, dude, I don't know. But I have empathy for them.
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Welcome home.
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No, I have empathy, though, because I'm sure, like, the way I think of anybody who I've only, you know, seen a headline of, and then I see, like, one little clip of. But in my mind, like, we do, we kind of work really hard to make sure that we have diversity in guests here. I'm totally never a woman. Right. In terms of the male guests, right? We have a lot of diversity.
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But all that does is just reminds our base that we care about these different opinions than we have these conversations, right? I could be on a podcast with Charlemagne, who's literally riding so hard for the Democrats and Kama. It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is when you go into their territory and have those discussions, and then they get a different sense of you.
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That's interesting. And I think that's what works so well with John. I think when John would go on Fox News, it's not about having the Fox News guys on his program. Yeah. He would go over there because you're going into- The lion's den. Yeah, you call the lion's den, but then they get a sense of you.
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So it's something that I realized this time to make more of an effort, and we should all do, going on other pods. I assume just having diversive guests over here, all those people would listen. They don't. No. It's our listeners listening.
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How much other shit do you really listen to? You're 100% right. You're 100% right. Anyway, you were saying? Oh, man, I don't even fucking remember.
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Like the state, the perception, the state could be flourishing. But the perception of the state from the outside is that it's struggling. I mean, imperial. they lost, what, half a million people. It's just true. But even if they were doing really well, the perception is so important. And not being able to control that perception, I guess what he shouldn't be doing is starting his own pod.
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He should be going on Rogan. He should be going on any right-leaning pod that he possibly can.
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I thought that exact thing until I saw him at the inauguration still wearing the sweatpants and the shorts. And I was like, oh, you're just putting on an outfit so that working class people will think that you are them. That's how I feel. And now it lost all authenticity.
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They'll be the clip.
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It felt so inauthentic. I really believed it until that moment. You knew the inauguration's happening. You can rent a suit for $50.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. We have a very boring question.
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reveal about the epstein list yeah right can can you explain or any of you anybody who knows here i haven't really been keeping up to date on it why was it underwhelming and what is the future of the epstein well it was all publicly available in the rollout was a disaster like let's just you know like can you discuss that why it was disseminated in that way i i according to the people there they would not expect it to be photographed immediately so let's uh for people who haven't even seen all this
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Whatever y'all said about Brittany Griner, y'all better keep that same energy about her.
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First of all, it's a great solution. I also think... I'm not saying these people are going to be heroes. I don't think there's any world where Ghislaine's a hero, right? Alex Acosta, there is a version where your entire identity doesn't become hiding child sex traffickers and allowing them to continue.
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If he does it, if he goes out and does it. And then somebody kills him afterwards? Yeah. He'll at least die with her on a die hero.
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What the fuck was going on? Yeah. That's what I think. So Alex Acosta is the key figure. Absolutely. If we give him immunity, I don't even trust Ghislaine, to be honest with you. Yeah, fair.
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So I think it's Acosta. Acosta says what intelligence told him or whatever it is. Yes. Maybe then you give immunity to Ghislaine to just figure out exactly what's going on. But I think that that would pacify the American curiosity. Yeah, it should. It might not satisfy us, but we'd at least go, okay. We need to get Cash Patel on the show.
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Is it possible that the like extreme conspiracy theories are, I don't know what the term for this would be, but they're developed by the people that are hiding the truth? Oh, people think that. Yeah, a lot of people. What is that called? I mean, like disinformation.
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So the idea is like get people to think. Controlled opposition.
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That's a fake one. Oh, an even crazier thing happens.
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Yeah, A is an op.
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So let's just say— That's what people say. Best case scenario. This is just best case. I don't even know if it's the best case, but A scenario. FBI is aware. Yeah. Choose not to intervene. Really bad thing happens. Leader of the FBI goes— Fuck, if people know that we were aware, this is on me and on us.
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So we go, shit, if I don't cover this up, it's going to come down to all of us. We're all going to lose our jobs.
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And then you go to all your constituents and you go, hey, guys, if we don't cover this shit up, this is on us. Let them think an even crazier thing happened or we put that idea out there in the world because the truth is kind of boring and it's ineptitude, which is oftentimes how conspiracy theories work.
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It's like what we do with our girls. We'll just be at a strip club and they'll be like,
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what are you talking about and then someone's like no you were cheating with a brothel with 40 different people like i don't even know what the fuck that didn't even come close to happening so you just need something crazier for them to fixate on and then you're like there's no way i was in a brothel i don't even know any of these people when in reality you were just at a little korean strip club in hawaii
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This is a psyop right here. Textbook psyop. I hope your wife doesn't watch this show. Oh, she watches all the time. I love you, baby. I'm a good guy. Whatever you say when you walk into a Japanese restaurant.
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Simimasen? No, no. That means excuse me. Honey mustard. We say honey mustard, but it's not that. It's when you walk into a Japanese restaurant.
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I'm not that. okay okay okay okay all right what else now we're into this now we're into this little sphere right here but uh oh yeah that's it that's it can you do the the vocal thing oh do they have that but just guess yeah boy That was kind of close.
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All right. What else? What else? What else? What else? We could talk about Tate brothers. We'll leave that to the end. I actually don't know a ton about the case.
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It's more this idea that they were trashing the West so much. And now, at least for me, I'm a patriot. I love America. There's nothing I love more than America. So when people shit on America, even Americans, I'm a little bit defensive. Now, as Americans as they are, I want to protect. They got to come back. I don't like this idea that they're not allowed to be here just because they criticize it.
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If you're an American, we got your back no matter what. And you have the freedom to say whatever the fuck you want to say. But there is a part of me that's also like... I need a little bit of, okay, America's not that bad. Tuck that shit in a bit. Hey, because when the going got tough, you got America.
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It seems like the West is up.
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Yo, that's what I'm talking about, bro. You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. What's the West? We have different values.
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Can I just tell you something? When I say the West, I just mean America.
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I never meant all this.
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The Islamic countries in Europe that I traveled to when I was in college, I'm not referring to them. I'm referring to America only. I do love going there for weekends. I mean, it's beautiful.
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You're wrong about the coffee, 100%.
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I didn't say the coffee's better. You said the coffee sucks.
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But an espresso at a beautiful cafe in Europe is 10 times better than a 7-Eleven.
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What's the machine that they use to make the coffee around here in Soho? Wait, what do you mean? It's called a La Marzocca.
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No, no, no. Los Angeles is not like a foodie destination. Dude, no, I don't think so. Any restaurant that's popped up in Los Angeles started in New York. I don't know if that's true, bro.
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No.
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And whose idea was it to bring them here?
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Yes, of course. Are you sure? Yes, because I used to go to it as a kid. What is it?
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I'll tell you right now where it was. It was on 7th Street between 3rd Avenue and 2nd Avenue, and there's this beautiful Burmese restaurant. We used to eat it once a week. I would have it. We would order in from there all the time.
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Little Myanmar? I don't know. Is that the one?
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These fucking city elites over here.
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They had the tree that you would attach the dollars to.
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And it was to raise money for whatever war they had going on in Burma at the time. And so you were actually funding Rohingya genocide or something? I thought you could take the dollars. I didn't understand what it was. Okay.
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Yeah.
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I'm not debating that. I'm not debating that.
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So the feeling or the sentiment is, at least online, that the population is fractured in terms of their support of the war. Yes. Which is not uncommon with countries at war.
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Let's just point this out. With the food culture in Austin. Austin has great food if you come from a place that doesn't have restaurants. Yes. So you go there. Have you come from middle America?
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Most people that move there from middle America are like, holy shit, what's a sushi roll?
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But I don't like that we're putting Austin as this food destination. I understand. It's not a food destination.
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Yeah, but they didn't start in Austin.
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I understand it's very exciting if you've never eaten in a restaurant and you go there and you're like, wow. This is really good food. But nobody from New York or Los Angeles or Paris or London or Miami goes to Austin. They're like, this is the greatest cuisine I've ever had in my life.
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But yeah, Tamarind is phenomenal. Go to Tamarind.
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Shout out Tamarind. But yeah, I mean, like, yeah, if we're talking about like the best food, look, New York is the greatest city in the world. There's not even a question.
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It might be Tokyo. went to tokyo i think it might be listen if you want to live in a loveless city where people walk around like tesla robots yeah new york is bipolar yeah that's right
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The Japanese, their culture is built around refinement. So they're done making their shit and now they're like, okay, we're going to perfect everybody else's shit. And they do. Yeah. It's so good. There's this Japanese DJ. His name is Yosuke Yukimatsu. That was the guy whose Boiler Room set they were playing. Boiler Room set is amazing.
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What I'm saying is you call daddy when you get in trouble abroad. I just don't like these Muslim refugees coming into our country.
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Yeah, thank you. And here's the thing. The second I, and this shows me my prejudice. The second I saw a thumbnail with a Japanese person DJing. I knew it was going to be the best DJ set I've ever heard. There you go. Because culturally, to put themselves out in front of people with something like that, they would not do it unless it's the best. That's right.
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Whereas every female model that turns 30 in America is like, I'll be a DJ too. Like there's no, there's no like, oh, you could give shame to your family by going to do this. So Japanese refinement, it is incredible. The best of us. But for me, part of culture, like when I go visit these places is I need to feel the love of people. I need to feel the affection.
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Like when I go to Mexico, Mexico is the greatest for like outside of America. It's great. The love you feel like in Italy, when you're in Italy, Just the love, the fucking passion that you feel.
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it's like i'll take two of your limoncello so yeah there is so i appreciate the refinement but in terms of like the actual like cultural appreciation like i got chastised at an illegal bar for kissing my wife whoa the bartender was like finger waving stop that no i love that dude
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I'm the most conservative guy. Also, I want to give a couple quick shout-outs. Grammatic, who did one of the songs for the special... and he's also done music for us throughout the tour. He's absolutely incredible. He just dropped an album, so you guys can go check him out right now. He's phenomenal, seriously.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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One of the most talented people I know in music, so make sure we go fuck with Grammatic. He did the closing song for the special, and it's fantastic, so go check that, but also go check out his album. As a matter of fact, go check out some of his live shows. I know he's got Red Rocks coming up, so if you're in Colorado and you want to see a spectacle, go check him out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, the Garbage Boys, Are You Garbage, just put out a really cool piece on YouTube. They were on this tour. I think they called the Route 66 tour, if I'm not mistaken. And they put out this great piece that encapsulates the tour. It's also got scenes from the live shows that they were doing. And yeah, it's really awesome. I love what those guys are doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So make sure you go check that on their YouTube. And also, our boy Chrissy D. Chrissy D. has a new special out on Hulu. Hulu. So make sure you check out Chrissy's special. Chrissy's absolutely hilarious. So check out his special. Check him out on tour as well. And shout out to New York boys, man. We're doing it. We're doing things. So love you guys. Let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I love it when you're passionate about these things. You're 100% wrong about European coffee, but... But you are right about Japan in terms if you want that, like, strict culture. Yes. And you want rules and everybody follows the rules. I love it. I get that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No primal urges. They remove every primal urge.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We went during the last war. Which one? The Crimea. Oh, okay. So 2013? I don't know if it was that far. Something like that. But it was like, I knew something was up because I got an email from Expedia and they were like, by the way, it was something like, would you like to rent a car for your trip? By the way, this is an active war zone. Be safe. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's what makes it great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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like one person yeah no they have by themselves they have karaoke in their work in their working outfit and they'll go and they'll sing fucking bruno mars until their fucking heart falls out of their chest that's so sad you know it's incredible there's there's elements of if the longer you stay in tokyo the the more depressing it becomes and you start to see like the lovelessness of the culture when you first go there it's the most culture shock you'll ever experience and it is
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I want to go back. I want to go back with you guys. You're going to have the best food you've ever had. You're going to have the best massage you've ever had. You're going to have the best of everything. Yeah, it's incredible. But when you start to talk to the people there, especially the people who speak English, and talk to the women, it is the most sexist place I've ever been in my entire life.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It is, without a doubt. It's like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, here's the problem. Women have no upward mobility in terms of, not jobs, in terms of their like sexual identity. So they stop sexually aging at like 13. Old women can be cute. They can't be elegant. They can't be like beautiful or stunning. Everything is cutesy. They're just like, hee hee hee.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If you go into like the nicest stores over there to buy clothing, all the women's clothing are like skirts that come down to their ankles. Yeah. Now, I'm not saying women should be revealing and slutty, but there's nothing that even wraps itself around that. So the female identity is, I'm a 12-year-old little girl with my little cartoon makeup.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, so it's all about cuteness.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But even in the extreme sexual, they're being young cartoons with big tits. Yeah, it is weird. It's weird. And then you see the relationships. You see people out eating together. I'll see a couple out eating together, and both of them are on their phones playing Fruit Ninja, not even looking at each other.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm telling you, it is one of the most tragically sad places you'll ever go to, while at the same time, one of the most unique and brilliant and incredible. So there is a cost to that brilliant. Absolutely, absolutely. And the cost to me is the reason I like to travel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just seeing shit like that, you're like, what the fuck? You never feel a danger at all? Zero. Like, nothing. Our boy Ben Uyeda got blacked out drunk there, streets of Tokyo, fell asleep, woke up, his shoes and socks put next to him, socks folded, his sweater put behind his head as a pillow, and people just walking around him to go to work in the morning.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But no, we were there and it was unbelievable. Food was amazing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's beautiful the way that they care about each other in terms of protection and respect.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Dude, you go to Mexico and you feel the love in that culture. It's vibrating. If you have a kid, the way that they... Even when I was there when my wife was pregnant, the excitement about her being pregnant, they want to tell you about their... You're just like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The food was incredible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't want to get into evolutionary biology, but isn't that what takes humans out of the chimpanzee realm? Safety? Oh, civilization. Right. Like, am I safe enough to develop ideas? Absolutely. Like, if you watch that chimp show, every second they're worried that the alpha is going to just start a fight.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Food was incredible, yeah. Prostitutes were just so... It's just incredible. Like, the girl I saw at the strip club... You know, that's another sad part of it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Once those are satisfied, we start building skyscrapers. Yeah, absolutely.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We had enough Muslim refugees coming into the country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And that's based on my confidence that I'll have the money in the future to buy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's our future purchasing power.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If we're at all restrictive in our spending, it's an indicator that we don't have confidence.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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just so you can explain it. There was a lot of government work projects.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So to this, When I was looking at the market, and I know nothing about the fucking market, okay, but I have some money invested, obviously. And my first reaction to someone telling me, hey, this market looks a little suspect, my first reaction was, man, Trump wouldn't let the market fail. Now, what is he, can he do anything to keep it up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
what's up everybody welcome to flagrant i hope everybody had a wonderful valentine's day i posted something on instagram uh recently and women had quite the reaction to it i posted this on instagram not thinking it would get much 12 million views later it turns out women aren't that happy with us and by us i don't just mean alex mark akash and andrew i mean just men in general it seems like there's some frustration let's play the clip so that everybody has some context yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You haven't even made the effort to make her your wife. What are you talking about my wife?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
If you don't have paperwork, you don't get to call her wife. Fiance. Barely. What do you mean barely? I don't know. I don't even like that word. What does that mean? Once you put it online, that's...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We were late 30s. I still got a card I haven't written for my wife. And not only was it Valentine's, it was her 30th birthday. I killed it. I gave her a great fucking weekend. It was awesome. And that has nothing to do with the fact that I have an assistant now that I can outsource the effort to. That's what I would definitely suggest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's what I'm saying. You've got to gamify it. Listen, what he's done is brilliantly framed. You've framed. Now you're going to make it. I'm not going to shit on it, but this is genius. This is why you're really smart because you framed as this exciting thing for her. And now she gets the effort that you want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But what you really did is create a device where anytime she wants to buy anything, you go, but it's not the 25th of the month yet. So why would you get that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Tell me you love me. Let's hug. Yo, that's a lie, bro. We used to spend so much time together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We go out to eat until three in the morning every single night.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because I had a new phone. You didn't get TikTok until like two days ago.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Let's let Tanya answer because her clock is on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What's our maternity leave policy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, God, that's the worst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's the worst type of sexism, when it's framed as progressive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know what that is. Don't even explain it. I don't want to know if there's something we should be giving. PTO pays time off. I don't even understand that intellectually. It's got time off in the fucking acronym or whatever that is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no. I would freeze. I could work out a freezing situation. No, no. Absolutely. I will definitely pay anybody here that wants to freeze their eggs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Definitely wasn't Kiana. We hope. Okay? That's actually my suggestion, first of all. Get an assistant. Because all the thoughtful ideas that come to your head, but you're like, but then I got to do it. You can outsource to them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, 100% I will. Well, no. Zach is gainfully employed. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, fuck. Anyway, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because she's more comfortable being lonely, I guess, or the perception is she is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What's the girl boss rat race? Because I feel like girls are leaving this shit at like... The girl boss thing was hot five years ago, and I feel like that thing is dying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Homestead. God forbid. Raw milk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, why do you guys think that is? Trump.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Well, I want to get to that in a second. But this is interesting about the girl boss idea. So maybe there's a little part of them, they're going, okay, if I go to work, I make that money. Yeah, then you don't have to be with the loser. Yeah, well, no, you don't have to be with the loser, for sure, but... then you assume that the guy would also pick up some of the slack? Oh yeah. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then you found out that we won't. Right. And now you're like, why am I working?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Did we decide this like a million years ago?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Until you guys get comfortable and then that shit goes out the fucking window.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, we know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I think that everybody, you start to get comfortable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That shit is a criminal enterprise. I don't love it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Half, half, sure. But alimony? It depends who falls for divorce.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because I thought he was going to be like vibrators and dildos inside or something like that. But it was a real pair of paddle shoes. Anyway, I think it's worth to have this discussion. It seems as if, you know, women feel like we're not putting in the effort that we should be putting in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's not true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So it was very... I was very specific about this. Like, Emma, you know, she got her MBA. She was, you know, doing AI projects for Apple. Like, she was killing it. And this was her choice. So I said, you have to want to do this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, this is... It's not going to be my decision because if you don't like it, I don't want you to ever resent me for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So this has to be your decision if any time you want to go back to work. Obviously, like, I grew up in a family where both parents work. Now, was I... Was I supportive of it? A thousand percent. Like the person I trust more than anything in the world is going to be the one looking after my daughter. Like, yeah, that's the ideal scenario of the world, but I'm not going to like restrict her.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But hypothetically, there are, if there are guys that go, you can't work, I need to get the baby.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So this is the way I look at these things. I think that's a, I think it's like a great, like more nuanced point. I think that there's a certain number where we don't need to worry about alimony. So let's say for example, like you got, you have $20 million between the two of you, you guys get divorced 10 and 10. You'll figure it the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. You don't need alimony as well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But that's not how the law looks at it. The law looks at it, you split it 50-50, and you have to maintain her lifestyle. Whatever her lifestyle was with you, you have to maintain it. Well, she's a bitch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's not her fault. It's not her fault. It's the law's fault, right? And these laws are kind of antiquated because they're built around a time where women weren't, you know, girl bosses. They weren't making all this money and they wanted to protect women because they literally couldn't get a job to support the family.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly. So I'm just saying there needs to be like a little bit more nuance with it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You should have stayed married. You shouldn't have bought her a Chanel every year in the first place. No, no. This lifestyle with us being married. For example, I got to maintain your lifestyle with us being married. But you don't got to come and cook me dinner every night. That's my own. That's the Chris Rod joke. Pussy payments. No, I don't want pussy. I want dinner. Do you know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, I want the clothes washed and folded. Like, if I have to pay you to maintain your lifestyle, you should still do the things that maintain my lifestyle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that's essentially the point. But I agree with you that in circumstances where people are both, you know, like one person is a teacher, for example, and the other person is staying home with the kids. Like, obviously, you can't let that person go back to this career that they haven't done 10 years. They have no way of making money. And now the kids are going to also suffer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I get that point as well. There just needs to be a little bit more nuance. And I think they just put like, what is it, the fucking Bill of Rights down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm going to be honest with you. And I spoke about this, I think, on the pod, right? There was like, it was like my wife's birthday. No, no, no. It was Christmas or something like that. One thing I got her for Christmas were these like Crocs that had these like little gibbets in them that like pertain to her life and like our daughter and everything like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So this is interesting. You brought this up yesterday when we were discussing it. There are these things that have become very popular for women to talk about. Red flags. You said the ick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And she cared about that way more than anything expensive that I got her. And despite that clip coming out six years ago, it hit me. I was like, oh, wow. Maybe I should look into what she likes or whatever and get things around that. Yes. No, no, no. That makes sense. But I think, Akash, you pointed this out. It's easier. It's less work. It's like we're being lazy when we buy the expensive gift.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. But you're basically paying for their lack of thoughtfulness. Yeah. But even this time around, same thing happened. I agree with you. The effort is there. My concern is, and I think when a girl really does love somebody, hopefully my wife really loves me, it makes that much more of a difference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But I do feel like there are some relationships which girls are in where they're like, they don't really like the guy. They just don't want to be alone. And these thoughtful things that the guys are doing are just like... How do I say? They just extend the unhappiness a little bit longer. It's like, break up with that guy. You don't have an ick. You don't have a red flag. You don't like him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
One second. This is the thing that's interesting. We're so used to the nagging. We think that's what you guys are. And that's the problem. But think about that. I'm not talking about our wives. Definitely not. But in past relationships. But like you look at every TV show. No, no. You look at every TV show, right? It's like Al Bundy and his nagging wife.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And all these things, I think, are really downstream from women wanting guys to put in effort. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like the nagging wife in every single one, right? But what you're saying is that this is like a downriver problem from picking this guy because you don't want to be alone. I'm just putting the blame on you, which is unfair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But you understand what I'm trying to say? Yeah. In my experience, when a girl really likes a guy, nothing bothers her about that guy at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
right now here's where it gets interesting and we do need to bring in the girls for this so maybe grab them but um this is this is okay this is a kind of true thing women's greatest fear i believe is being alone men's greatest fear is being with a woman we don't want to be with yeah okay well you can couch the women one but i think they're also a little afraid of like getting murdered and stuff
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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When you put some thought in, and they still nag.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no, I'm talking about like a relationship, emotional kind of fear, that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Great exaggeration.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Okay, guys, so now we have, there's a microphone right there that I need you all to- We're turning to a red pill podcast. Let's go. The second, yes. We're kicking out of the studio in 30 seconds. Imagine the second they start talking, all of us just walked a single file out of the podcast. I mean, we got that on camera. We got that on camera. What is Tanya trying to say?
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Thank you.
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Everything about effort. Like, why is the effort doesn't matter when I go to work? What is this? I want you to write a card. What are you talking about?
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Okay, so yesterday at some point, I think that Mark was being very diplomatic, but there is no room for diplomacy in this conversation. At some point during our conversation yesterday, during our production call, you guys voiced this feeling that a woman's greatest fear is being alone. You fear being alone more than being with a guy you don't like.
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You're going to get your wallet back, but there might be something else that you want. And you could probably legally take it. I would look into that. I don't think Ekster is supporting this, but it is a possibility. It could happen in this world.
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He would go, when he was talking to girls, he'd be like, yeah, girls never made me come from head. I just don't know what it is.
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okay so guys try that shit they go like oh i could never who are you listening to women it could be fun yeah we've been fucking up for 10 years okay so okay so that's not a trick that guys should use that like girls know about that trick already yeah okay
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Okay, this is another thing. Tanya's a fucking guy. That's what I'm saying. And all of her opinions are going to reflect exactly how we feel, which I think why when we first met her, we were like, this chick's fucking awesome.
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Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. So that doesn't work. All right. This is good. It's good to know. Is there anything a guy that you really like can do that you're like immediately, no, I'm done? Actual ick. Yeah, like, not like a, oh, he rubs his hair, or, oh, he, like, puts his shoulders up in the rain. Funny they may be.
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Sending food back at a restaurant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay. So you're saying because the culture reinforces getting married and meeting someone that you want to be with. Yeah.
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Talking to some of my guy friends here, they feel like dating is tricky because the girls are handling five or six guys and one guy could be better. And what are my options?
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Yeah.
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But I haven't heard you guys talk about that at all. Do you feel that way?
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So so you're like, I don't really know if I like this guy. And now if you have five guys that you don't really know if you like, you're probably looking at these like X or red flags way more than if you had one guy in your hometown that you were really into.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Point the mic towards you. We need Dove in here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Get Dove in here so we can sit next to them and manage the women.
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So that is the problem with the apps is there's constantly a new person. And when you think like that, what is it? The grass is always greener. And the first time you meet somebody, you look at all the opportunity that presents itself, right? It's like, there's like hope in it. Like he could be perfect. Look at all these.
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God damn. You know what's so funny? Dove is such a girl because the first thing he says when he meets a new girl, he's like, she's actually an engineer and she works for whatever. And I'm like, nobody asks what her fucking occupation is. Show us the video that doesn't have a filter so we can get an accurate assessment. Yeah, it's all visual.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's love. Okay, what do you guys feel about, like, how you look on Instagram versus reality? Like, do you feel when you go to a date? Like, everybody looks better on Instagram, for sure. But now with all these filters and shit, is there ever a moment, like...
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where you've only talked to this person online, he's only seen what you guys present online, and then in person, you're like, is he going to think that I'm as attractive? Like, is there any of that insecurity that comes out?
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Oh, no, I'm talking about on you guys.
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Not the guys. Hold on, hold on. So guys are catfishing too?
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Do you pay for dinner if you're taller? I walk away if I'm taller. Wait, so the height is a huge thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Explain to me the effort shit, right?
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The ones who are not insecure about it. Yeah. Got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So we're all just lying to each other.
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But I think the apps have like really increased the levels of shallow because that's the only thing that we can judge on. Whereas back in the day, you'd meet someone at a bar. You knew kind of how tall they were immediately. You knew what they looked like pretty much.
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No, you're out here to get ladies.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, okay. If you're 25 in New York... Would you rather be with a guy you don't like or not? I don't want to ask this question to you. Yeah, don't ask me that question. You don't mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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no i think that's a bad idea because you want to get as many like you you want to get the best you can get now that you you work hard for this body go get what you yeah but then there's also something to that like if your mentality is get the best and you know you're getting dms or you're connecting with all these people on these apps your brain is always going to be looking for a little bit better thing oh yeah instead of looking for the thing that you want and that's going to make you it's mental illness
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It does feel really good. It does feel really good to do. I will be honest. It feels really good. And then when you make them happy, there is like a feeling of euphoria that comes from it. But I will say it is, it's not like the most natural instinct that we have. The more natural instinct is like, how do I provide? How do I make sure that we're safe?
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Tanya doesn't even want to be with guys that she likes. We were having this discussion yesterday, and Tanya was like, I'll be honest, these guys are so fucking annoying. They just want to spend time with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Alex was talking about, which I think might be a common theme here that I didn't even realize. Female Alex.
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If somebody disrespects them, how do I make sure that like, they don't know that I'm afraid to fight them? Buy a gun. Red state, dog. You gotta move to red state. Buy a gun. Yeah.
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But that doesn't require planning. So you're like. No, hold on.
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No, no. We've devised this system where we did things that showcase effort. And I think we started to call it chivalry, and then it just became expected. And now it's no longer seen as effort because it is the expectation of our gender. And so now we're going outside of our gender expectation, i.e. writing a card, which is not natural to us, right?
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Fighting some guy in a bar is an extraordinary fucking effort. Right. That we have to do that's expected of us. But we don't I don't know if we get the same credit for doing it, because if you don't do it, you're a bitch. How could you not support your girl? Whatever.
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But no, on some scenes. I wonder if we've done a bad job of that. Like, we should never have coined it as chivalry. We should have never even spoken about it and just done it. And then when it happened to you guys, you'd be like, oh, that was so nice and thoughtful of them.
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We have a female, one ex Alex here, and... And she brought up this feeling about like girls would rather be with somebody than be by themselves.
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But now all the things that are kind of like a little bit more natural, the things that we do, opening a door, obviously paying for dinner and doing these types of things, are the expectation. But the problem is— So now we've got to do girly shit so y'all know that we like you.
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A fight isn't a real thing, but it's more about, like, somebody being rude to you.
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So the sticky note gets you to the, like... Some guy gawking at you on the street and then making him feel uncomfortable for doing that is not actually a fight, but it's this little example of, hey, I'm going to protect you. And you're like, I don't like this guy.
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But my point is, it's expected.
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and you guys maybe I don't know but maybe you don't see it as the same effort as like getting you a card but in our minds we're like hey this is me showing that you're really important to me and there's this weird homeless guy we're walking down the street I'm gonna move you to this side just in case anything happens and I wonder if you clock it the same way like oh that was really thoughtful that he did that I think that that's not a
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Speak on this. So you said that your generation is known for dating much older men. Sorry, can we ask how old you are?
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We both started dating. That's funny. But you also said that as well. And is that a thing that your generation is known for? Do people talk about this? Or is this kind of like an unsaid statistic?
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But.
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If this was an audio only podcast, like revealing the video of her and it's just one of us in a wig. We don't need to be here for this.
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So, so I think there was real quick, real quick, but like, but, but I think there is a little bit of that. Like I've spoken to younger guys about this and there was a little bit of a concern about doing some more chivalrous acts and it coming across as like almost condescending.
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And so I think there was a hesitation because they're like, oh, I don't want them to think that like they're this helpless little girl that can't do anything. So they pulled back from maybe some of these efforts. Well, we would call them chivalry, but like some of the effort that men did that actually did make you feel good.
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And now I don't want to say you're craving it, but it is comforting when you're dating the older guys and they do do it. Maybe. Yeah.
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Okay, so this is, we're going to get to a good thing. This is going to, and it's going to hurt a lot of our feelings because we're going to start realizing that our significant other is here. No, that's what I'm here for. But this is, this is an important thing. This is an important thing.
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I like it when she cooks, but if she was like, I'd rather just order and I'm totally cool with that. I just like the fact that she put, uh, she like. The reaction from women about this clip was absolutely insane. You know, we could have had a woman on the podcast, but that would go against our principles. So I think it's just up to the boys to figure out what is going on.
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OK, so is that possible, though? Is it your generation? The guys are actually trying to do the thing that they think you want, which is to treat you as equals and to get rid of these like gender restrictions. But some of them actually make you feel good. Now you're dating these older guys. Just so you can get that nice, comforting feeling of effort and love.
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I think the advice is there are no rules if you're hot. When you're hot, yeah. That goes for women, too.
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Yeah. Fair, fair. Remember that thing? Yeah.
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No, but here's the thing. But it's not my fault. They don't want to be alone so bad that they will be with guys that they don't like. Yeah. They don't even like us. They just hate being alone. And now they resent us. Yeah.
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That's an interesting point. Like maybe we digested the same way when a woman would cook clean and do all those things back in the day, the guy was like, well, yeah, I'm working. Like what the hell are you going to do all day? You
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Curates the expectations you have for yourself.
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So maybe the pendulum is swinging around a little bit and we have to just come to this kind of middle ground where you have to state clearly what your expectations are of us. What is the baseline? Well, that's impossible. Then that's your fault. Yeah. We know what because I think we know what our expectations are of you guys.
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We know what is the baseline and we know what makes us feel good when you go a little bit above the baseline. And can you just tell me what the expectations are just so I know?
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Way the same. Oh. No, no, but I think it's like hygiene, obviously. Like shaved?
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Expected. Yes, I think there are those baseline, like, okay, just be hot expectations, right? Which sounds like... I guess it even sounds annoying describing it to you guys, but if I don't say it, then I'm not being honest, right? So I think that there is that, like, a... a care to look beautiful. I think that that matters. Right. And then just maintain it.
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It's not like saying you can't fucking like schlep around the sweats or whatever. That's fun too. But like, it is nice to know that that, that something you guys value a hundred percent, I think like a curiosity and care about us. Maybe it's just cause we're comedians, but that's important to me.
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Like me and my wife having conversation, her wanting to know what's going on in my life, like me taking interest in what's going on in hers. Like those, you know, really caring and like supporting the cooking and the cleaning stuff is extra. It's like an added bonus, but do you care about me? Do you care about what's going on in my life? And do you want to support me in achieving my dreams?
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That's like selfishly what I would, would say. And once you have a kid, everything's out the window and it's different stuff. But before that, it's this feeling of like, okay, you're going to be my partner. Do you really ride from it? Oh shit. You're really supportive. You see all these things going on. You know, I'm having a hard time with this and you're trying to make it as easy as possible.
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That's huge.
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Hey, I'm thinking about it seems like not having those creates resentment where if my where I don't know if if a woman didn't cook or clean, if we would resent her for it. I don't know if it would like it would be this like uproar on a pot. If that clip came out, we were describing that scenario.
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But this is the thing where I'm just like, I can outsource that to somebody who could make your life easier. You know what I mean? So I'm just telling you where our baselines are. And I feel like our baselines are a little off. And it seems like you guys need a little bit more thoughtfulness than we think you need. Yes. For you to not resent us because we don't want to be resented. That's huge.
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Because in our minds, a lot of us, we feel like we're going above and beyond. So when you get resentment and you think you're going above and beyond, it creates a real friction. You start resenting. Yeah. Why do you resent? Like I do all that. Like we think we're doing all this where your baseline is actually higher than what we expect of ourselves. I think that's exactly it.
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But our baseline for you is lower than what you think. So you're doing things well. No, no, no. It's hard to keep your weight the same and stay shaved. No, no, no.
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All that stress. Because your baseline isn't based on us. Like you said earlier, it's based on your mom. So you're putting your mom's shit on me. I'm not your mom. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't care what your mom said.
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So I think we need to find that, like, I think we need to work on finding what that baseline is and work on, okay, wow, you went above and beyond and this was really extra. You might like fold all the socks and shit. I don't care if they're folded or not. I don't care if they're mixed. I don't care if they're inside out or not.
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But you might be looking at me like, none of your underwear is inside out.
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Yeah.
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You guys need to write it down. We need the expectations.
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Mike.
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But I think this is a good place to get to. What are your expectations, the baseline expectations of us, right? So that we can understand. We might look at them and be like, you know, I can't do that consistently. It's just really not important to me. And I'll do it a little bit so you feel good. But know that it is not important to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And the only reason I'm doing it so you feel good, that's different than you expect me to do it every single time because there's going to be resentment because of that gap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, but even mind reading, I feel like, is part of all this. To get to the point where she's upset that you didn't read her mind, she was upset about 10 things before that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So I just learned something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Finally, it works. Finally, I'm listening. We need to know what you guys baseline expect from us. And right now, it's more than we thought that you do. And you need to know that what we baseline expect from you is less than what your mom says you should. Bare minimum. For real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Bare men. Can you fucking talk?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Finally, we have women here to be the faces.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We appreciate it. Delicious. Freedom. Freedom from exhaustion. Freedom from tyranny. Freedom from royalty. Freedom from all these disgusting things that oppress us. Exhaustion probably being the most. Black Rifle Coffee, founded by veterans. No big deal. Not trying to brag. I'm just trying to say they're bringing freedom back into your cup, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you really want to drink the coffee from some monarch? Is that what you want? Do you want some king, queen, prince, princess finger wagging at you what you can or can't do? No. What you want is the beautiful freedom of Black Rifle Coffee. OK, the type of coffee you take a sip out of before you shoot a red coat in the head. Obviously, we don't do that anymore.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But if it was during the revolution, we would take a sip of coffee, not that tea we threw in the water, and it would be black rifle coffee. And then we would shoot a red coat in the head. Maybe we'd steal one of their cannonball firing machines called cannons. OK, and we probably take, you know, I don't know, maybe a couple hundred milligrams of caffeine from Black Rifle Coffee.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We'd sit on top of that bitch while we shot cannons at whatever, you know, line that they set up, maybe at their ships. I don't know exactly what it was. I mean, the majority of my historical knowledge comes from Hamilton. And I will spare you. I will spare you singing that beautiful play to tell you about Black Rifle Coffee, the most liberated coffee on the planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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OK, coffee that supports freedom. of speech. I can say whatever I want when I have a nice sip of Black Rifle Coffee. So let me tell you the groups of people that I feel very strongly about. White people, thank you, Black Rifle Coffee, for providing me the energy I need to completely revitalize our social security system.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yes, when I'm not doing this podcast, I might be one of the members of Doge, making sure that people who have been deceased for 300 years are not receiving benefits that we pay into with our taxes. Thank you, Black Rifle. Everybody's like, oh, it's AI that's going in and looking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's 300 milligrams of the finest free coffee on the planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
When I mean free, I don't mean it costs nothing. I mean it makes you feel free, okay? Next to nothing. Costs next to nothing. It's close.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Well, look at that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
There's a lot of comedic drama happening in India right now. Yes, yes. This started popping up on my socials because... Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Kiana is my assistant and she was here like two days, right? And we were staying super late. We're working on something. And she started bringing up this idea of like, she's like, yeah, but you're spending all this money on Ubers and there's a certain situation where you could potentially get a car.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because they want you to be miserable like them. Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We could say whatever, and it doesn't really matter. But the second the cameras go on, they're like, ugh, if I mention the pronouns thing is a little bit absurd, am I going to get blowback? And they don't know where the line is. Yeah. I think, Mark, you said something like that. They just don't know where it is. And when you don't know where the line is, you speak in this like unrelatable way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Right. And that is something that Democrats are going to have to figure out. You have to figure out how to just speak freely and relate to normal people. And you can't do that when you don't even know where your line is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I think you catch Republicans with that, especially with the gun stuff. But there's a little bit more like, and it's going to get obviously too far and be annoying on the Republican side as well. But there's a little bit more freedom to be like, ah, shut up with that kind of nonsense. Ah, you're being ridiculous. Yeah. To your extent. Trump.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Democrats are like, yeah, all right, I'm going to piss off the identity politics people. I'm going to piss off these people. I'm going to piss off those people. You're constantly concerned about the piss off. And he doesn't seem that concerned about pissing people off, which is refreshing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What are the new lines? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah. Yeah. Like when your party is wrapped around progress, you have to continue to progress. And sometimes you maybe progress too far. Like NATO's job is to expand. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you work in a NATO, they're like, all right, where else can we get NATO? And then maybe you go too far. And then maybe there's a war that none of us want to be a part of.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So the expectation is that we all suck, right? You're going to hate us anyway. That's solid for us. Yeah, but when we live up to that expectation, you guys are still upset about it. I just want to point that thing about the playlist, which is very true. We don't do that. But today, I just want to point this out. We don't make playlists that you would like. But today...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But you do need progressives. Yeah. Because you need to get to a point where they're not fucking lighting gay people on fire. Yeah. So it's... Yeah, it's that unfortunate pendulum swing. And they need to find a way to be progressive without alienating the majority.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because I feel like in their efforts to embrace minorities and embrace the people who don't really have a voice, they've kind of alienated the working class, which is the majority of people in the country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So they need to figure that shit out. And that shit, that shit ain't easy. It's not as easy as going to get the pronouns out of here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, because they're in bed with the billionaires. Or wait, the Democrats are or the Republicans are?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think both.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But that is a great point. If they made their cause about the wealth gap... And then let all the other stuff kind of go to the side. I'm not saying we just fucking ignore what gay people, whatever. I'm not saying ignore.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But if they made the core identity of it Bernie, which was, hey, you got these institutions that are taking advantage of you and you got these rich people that are taking advantage of you. I think that the average working class person could kind of look the other way about some pronoun shit. Yeah. You know, but because like you said, they're afraid to address it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
They got to lock into these other things that unfortunately for those people, the rest of America really doesn't care about. at the same level that they care about the wealth inequality.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's Americans. Every American thinks they're going to be a millionaire. Okay, so then what happens in India?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Mark had a playlist ready on the computer, white songs that black people like, just for Alex.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's a cultural thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Don't fuck around. Right. Is this one of those things where we're projecting our values in the same way that we're like, yo, you got to let women drive in the Middle East or whatever, just because we let them drive here. So now we're projecting our values on them. And we believe that free speech is a good, righteous, kind thing that human beings should have.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And over there, they're like, we have way less accidents. What the fuck? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
but it is the same like uh what is it like in intellectual uh imperialism if you will like we're not over there boots on the ground but we're basically shaming you if you don't get american with your shit at the same time as a comedian i'm like i want comedians to be able to say way crazier jokes than that i'm gonna support every indian comic saying whatever
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And the government over there is like, that's cute. Yeah. That's not the way our constitution is written. So what do you want to do? Yeah. Comedy isn't even part of their identity as a nation. Comedy is an American art form. I can't imagine America... I can't imagine American cultural institutions without comedy. And a restriction on that, we reject almost instinctually. Yeah. It's like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It was viscerally.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I wonder if it's like if if they were like, you know, breakdancing is vulgar. And we'd be like, what are you talking? It's not, it's just dancing. They're like, nah, we outlawing that shit. You know, like that's how new it is to them. You know, so they're like, we can do without breakdancing. We've been here for 5,000 years and there was no fucking breakdancing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Is there any, you said he's the Rogan of India, right? Yeah. Is there any version where they're looking at America and, all right, let me bring it back. You know how like China locked up their tech CEOs? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And I imagine they looked at America and maybe other countries and they saw that the power that these like tech CEOs had and their ability to influence culture, laws, and they went, you know what? Yeah. I don't know if we want to, I think we need to send a message to these tech CEOs in China that they still work for us and that we make the real decisions.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So you lock them in a basement for a month and then you let them out and then they can continue doing their stuff. But now they know. If you're saying that he's the Rogan of India, I wonder if this is just a message like, yo, you're not bigger than the system. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're going to let you know right now you're not bigger, even though you've been good, even though, as you're saying, the criticism has been up their ass. It's just another reminder. Whereas with Rogan, you can't do that here. Yeah, you can't. They've tried CNN and tried to, like, shame him. All these different publications tried to shame Rogan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But like at the end of the day, the American people are going to ride with the with the guy that they feel is giving them the truth. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes. But there's the thing. We just pay. Yes. And that's your guy's fault.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You know what I mean? Like, you got to have some control, right? True. You never know. And also, he might be sympathetic to the government, but he might be also sympathetic to the Ambani's or another very powerful family. And maybe that's the government going like, hey... We're daddy. Yeah, yeah. We're daddy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And you got to abide by this because putting too much power in one person, as you've noticed in America, like Joe has the influence, you know, he can sway elections. He can sway culture. Even before the election, he can move culture in a way that will affect the election. The election is downstream. Yeah. So... Wow. Yeah. I wonder what happens in those rooms.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Like, how crazy is it that comedy is at this level where the government needs to potentially step in and apply punitive measures to scare people into relinquishing their power and influence? Yeah. That's a crazy, what a time to be able to comedy. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Pick one. Exactly. If paying didn't matter, I really believe if paying didn't matter to you guys at all, then we would have to go the extra mile to elicit that same reaction. Exactly. But unfortunately, paying for things works.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So where is Sameh? Why don't we get him on a pod?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, that's the tricky thing when it starts to affect your family. Yeah. Like, most of us are willing to take it on. Yeah. You take on the criticism. And in America, it's different. It's online criticism. People making comments or saying stupid shit. Yeah. It's like they're saying death threats, but it's like, okay, whatever. But... When they pull up to your mom's job... Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It was, it was, uh, like, I remember when we were in Russia, uh, And there was like part of me that was like really enticed by like doing, I don't have family in Russia, so it's fine. And I'm like, what's the international incident that's going to come from that? Like, it's not going to be a fucking, I'm no bargaining chip or whatever, but at least it's in your brain. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And it feels a little bit more, because the stakes are higher. Yeah. You know, any joke feels more exciting. Even when we were in the Middle East, like doing those jokes felt a little bit more exciting. Yeah. Because of the cost. But at the end of the day, I get to go, yeah, all my family's open. I don't have any family in Russia. I have no family in the Middle East.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like I'm not concerned about anything happening to them. And the worst thing that happens is like I get arrested and then it's this international news story and then I get to come back home. Like that's the worst thing that's going to happen. Yeah. You know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, as long as you're alive, because they kill Indians in Canada.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But I'm also like, if you're the government, if you're like killing... Sunday ain't married. He can go. No, no, no, no. Who cares? I'm saying like if you're the government just killing somebody, you know that they're going to come back as like a fish or whatever. They'll do something. Yeah. So it's really not a good punishment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Keeping them alive and making them watch their parents have sex every single day. That seems like a way better punishment. That is a fair law.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Did any of y'all watch the sad-ass NBA All-Star game or weekend?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's fine. Why was the All-Star game exciting when we were younger? I don't know. And here's another question. Was it? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's a great point. It's an inconvenience.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And now we got a white guy winning. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nah, he is fire. Shout out, Mac. But like, that is a tricky thing. So the superstars stopped doing the dunk contests. So now we have less interest in that. The superstars aren't even playing their hardest. And some of them don't even play. LeBron tapped out like an hour or two before. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I have a contract that is guaranteeing you $350 million. I don't want you playing in a, I don't let you play back to backs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No benefit to my team at all. Yeah, they're in a tricky situation. I mean, you saw it happen with the NFL All-Star game. That shit is flag football. I didn't know they did that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's trash. Nobody watches it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That makes no sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I thought it was such a problem that they had to move it to the week after.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right, I got you. Which it was. It was a little bit. I think I could save this shit. For one year, I could save it. I don't know if it goes past one year. But what do... NBA vets, what do retired NBA players always say? Oh, back in my day with the hand-checking rules, whatever, I would have scored 30 if it was like this, or I would have done whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You make the game the current All-Stars versus... retired all-stars, okay? And you give the retired all-stars some sort of like cushion, some sort of lead, whatever. And now you're playing for pride. Now all those guys that were talking all that shit on ESPN all year, how they would lock up Steph or what they would do to this person, what they would do to that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Maybe you even switch it to like the old rules where hand-checking is allowed or like you allow them to play the defense of their time. I don't know. You need to create rivalry that we want to see. Yeah. I want to see Kendrick Perkins talking all that shit about fucking Wemby and then have to guard him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But if they knew, if they knew, all you got to do is come up for one game.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know, you just need something else. Or make them golf.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, so basically, don't do the sport that we're watching.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, this is another thing. If we make Akash's wife, we were talking about this. This is my goal now in life. I didn't know that Akash's wife was like a serious influencer. She's like a big fucking deal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think the only problem with that is that you don't have the stars. And the stars are what make it exciting. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, just how do you do it? Or do you just write it off? Do you do no game and just do challenges?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They just dunk. And just do that. That is the problem. The non-NBA dunkers are better than the NBA dunkers. Just open that shit up to the best. Yeah, we're supposed to be watching the best of the best this weekend, and we're watching worst dunkers in the dunk contest.
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Yo, oh, God. Lethal Shooter? Lethal Shooter. Lethal Shooter. I'm such a fan of his. Yo, mix it up. For the non-game games. Yeah. Put people who are not NBA players up against NBA players, but they got to be nice. Three-point shooting contest?
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Get out, dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I don't even know if he needs that. You don't even need that. No, that's fine. Bro, you beat all the NBA guys in the three-point contest, and you only need one guy to make it into the finals.
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And now you've got the NBA players actually giving an effort because they want to prove they're the best. You've got to tap into their competitive instinct a little bit. Steph not letting some guy not in the league beat him. Exactly.
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So here's the thing. I didn't know this. Now that I know that she is like an influencer on TikTok.
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Oh, and if they do, the shit talk that you get for the whole year.
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And then the next year, the NBA's like, all right, no, we're going to get this. We're going to get it back. We're going to prove we're the best.
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Sabrina Inescu. Oh, yeah, Inescu.
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It's like we're done. Yeah.
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The NFL is just so tricky because these motherfuckers get injured every single game. Yeah.
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What was the idea that if you do it under a certain time, it's more beneficial?
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I sent it to the flagship group.
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That's true. Now the NBA games matter.
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I just want to remind you that Steak is the leader in global betting and U.S. social casinos. Bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code FLAGRANT for your welcome bonus. Now let's get back to the show.
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All right, we got to go to Patreon immediately. Yes. Listen, y'all come fuck with us over at patreon.com slash flagrant. We'll see you over there in a second. Thank y'all for tuning in. Peace.
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When you know that I have other shit to do and you're like, watch my wife talk about this shit. That was the insulting thing to me.
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That hate. And you know what I'm going to do with that hate? I'm going to make sure, and listen, I say this to all the flagrant listeners out there, the flagrant viewers, please, I beg of you, we need to make, what is her TikTok? Just lean with it.
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Just lean with it. We need to make, just lean with it. Rock with it. We need to make her the biggest fucking TikTok superstar on the planet. I love this. Okay. You guys saw this one, her imitating me, right? My mom has the biggest titties. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
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What is Galentine's Day?
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I'm so tired. Just lean with it. We need to make that the biggest TikTok account in the world. I just want to see. I love that. If you thought you weren't sleeping now... Wait until your wife is making more money. Guys, you should already know this, but if you do not, March 4th on Netflix, my new special Life is coming out. I'm very excited for you all to see it.
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It's the thing I'm most proud of ever creating in my entire life. Thank you to every single one of you that came out to see the shows on the tour. If you were able to see those shows, watch that shit anyway. And if you weren't, here's the opportunity for you to see what that hour is like. Again, thank you guys all so much. Spread the word.
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or running it up, or watching it as a family, go to Netflix right now. Hit that Remind Me button. That's helpful. Apparently, it tells the algorithm that people are interested, and it sends it to more people. So that'd be very helpful. But thank you guys so much for all the support and making this a possibility. So Life is coming out on Netflix March 4th. We are watching as a family.
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Oh, so you're saying that there was an emotional state that they were in and they really wish a guy would go put out some effort.
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Let's get back to the show.
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Yeah.
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Find out what his dick smells like. OK, so you need more effort from us, ladies. And so what we're seeing right now is the complaints of a lack of effort. And that kind of like masqueraded as these other things like red flags and icks, et cetera. And that's what I think Mark was talking about, where you don't really have red flags and icks.
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You just date guys you don't like because you don't want to be alone. And then you start describing the things you don't like about them.
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Just don't date us.
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Alex, what do you think about this? What are your feelings about this? You're so quiet over there. What's going on in your head right now?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
it's just fun to listen you're like at dinner and a show bro it was i mean because the last the end of the dessert they like it's all deconstructed or whatever you know and uh they're like that's three michelin star that's the highest award at one point he was the highest rated american restaurant we had i literally paid you to construct the food i know i never paid anybody to take some shit apart from me i can do that believe me i can do that i can take apart a lasagna
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I will say the food was good, but you would hate it.
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when i go to like some of my favorite like bars or lounges i bring cash just so i can tip with the cash because i know for that particular reason they appreciate that way more than if you just put all the tips on the credit card receipt that makes sense also guys this weekend i'm gonna be in the best comedy clubs in the country no disrespect to any other club but comedy orcs the best clubs in the country i know we sold out two shows we still got tickets left there's some tickets left for the sunday show the other two are going quickly so hurry up and buy those uh
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May 9th and 10th, Virginia Beach. I'm letting y'all know I might have to reschedule. I will know for sure very soon. But I think I might be in India working on some things that you guys should keep an eye out for. June 19th through 21st, I'm going to be in Salt Lake City. Guys, those dates and a bunch more at akashsingh.com. Thank y'all so much for coming out to these shows.
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We did nine in Tampa Bay. That was amazing. I love y'all. Peace. What's up, people? World's fastest ad read.
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Say what's up with your mouth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
But not with words. More like, what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
It's hard to talk with Mark's dick in your mouth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
My chef friend says it's the closest comparison to comedians.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Milk that mistake. It was unintentional. I would not have kicked Justin out. A serendipitous mistake or whatever the word is. You're like, oh, this is a mistake.
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But to Andrew's point, there's a human psychology. When you read this person couldn't get into this restaurant, it must be insane. So could you see a world? I'm not saying you did it. Could you see a world where somebody might reject that person and then leak it to the press? I think it's too risky.
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I've heard some clothing, like wardrobe people will do that where they'll like go to some company. Hey, you have this designer clothes? Pay me. I'll make sure he wears it. And then when he wears it, I'll call the paparazzi and say, hey, Justin Bieber's at this restaurant.
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Okay, so... That's the most diplomatic way to do it. How else would you do it? Rock, paper, scissors, but that's too much to chance.
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Were you just waiting on the reservation? Were you calling them, trying to get them down? Because I think you know this could change fortunes. Anybody reviewing us, how do you get them to review you? You don't, right?
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Vodka. Right away.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Two. This guy just brought you a spritz, you dick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If I may ask you to settle the debate between Alex. Alex and me, your life depends on your answer here. Alex and I walk into a restaurant. Who do you think is going to tip better? You don't know anything about us. You're just looking at us. You know what? We just deliver the best service.
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Oh, my God. No, I thought it was great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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20%. 20% is good. You're good at 20%. 20% is right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Okay, that's fair. That's typically what I do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, he's always unhappy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Thank you. Anybody else? I need a nice mocktail. He's shaking it right now for you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I... No, I started tipping better when I started making money. When I didn't have money, I would look for any excuse that you gave me bad service so I could go 15. Yeah, I didn't like his attitude and I didn't like his vibe. 15 is hard to calculate. What are you doing? Are you getting your phone out? I'm Indian.
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The screen's going to prompt you to a couple of questions. Buddy, self-checkout at the airport. They ask if you want to leave a tip. No one is here.
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It bothers me so much. If they don't help me check out and I have issues, I just walk out with the water. And I know I'm brown, and I do it anyway. Do you steal? Yeah, yeah, I do it anyway.
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Yeah, it's $9.
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How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
For real.
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How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
No, no, for real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Bangladeshi, I think.
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All right, guys, we're going to take a break real quick because Morgan and Morgan is looking out for the little guy as always. I don't know if you know this, but insurance companies make a big profit by holding on to your money for as long as possible. It's what these big guys do. The longer they can keep it, they can make interest on it.
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All these little micro interest payments or whatever the fuck. It's above my intelligence level, but I know they make a lot of money doing it. And after an accident. For that reason, they will do whatever they can to deny, not just deny, but also delay paying your claim so their profits can keep growing.
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But Morgan & Morgan fights hard for their clients and makes sure you get every dollar you deserve. So if you're in court for an accident that's someone else's fault, what the insurance company will do is try to make the jurors think that the guy who made the mistake is the one paying. It's actually the insurance company, but here's how fucking savvy they are. They know a jury...
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I mean. What's well though? Like a hundred percent, 200%. What's well? I mean, 100% of the bill. That's insanity, right? It's insanity.
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is less likely to award, or a judge is less likely to award a huge settlement to an individual guy who probably can't pay the money back instead of the insurance company. Basically, they think of every way to nickel and dime and fuck all of us out of our money. And that's why Morgan & Morgan has taken on these cases.
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When Morgan & Morgan takes on a case, they are going to go after the big insurance companies, not the individuals at fault. They fight hard for their companies. A guy in Pennsylvania just won $29 million. The insurer's best option was $500,000. $500,000 to $29 million. That's $28.5 million they just did. So there's a reason why Morgan & Morgan is America's largest injury law firm.
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It's because hiring the wrong law firm can be disastrous, and hiring the right law firm could substantially increase your settlement. With Morgan & Morgan, it's easy to get started, and their fee is free unless you win. I'm always going to say how important that is. That guy who got the extra $28.5 million, he is going to pay out Morgan & Morgan.
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How many tables is that first restaurant? Sorry, I'm going to take it. Six. Like six tiny little tables.
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This is nuts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How many square feet is this base? I have no idea. Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Was that hard for you to deal with or do you just not care? I didn't understand it.
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He's.
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And teleport to different places. And be in my place. I always appreciate thoughtfulness. Whatever, if I know you were being very thoughtful in what you did, I just really appreciate that. And I love that. And my question, kind of piggybacking on what Marcus said, you had a vision. Rich had a vision. Y'all were going to do separate things, but then you came together. Yeah.
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What elements did you take from each of yourselves to create Carbone, Teresi, whatever it was? He's crazy talented.
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That person deserves to be outed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm bonding with you. I'm like severely claustrophobic. Yo, I can't get into this thing. If I was ever trapped in an elevator with any of them for 30 seconds, they would never respect me as a man. He does these, right? Yeah, yeah. Fuck that, dude.
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And that's part of, I assume this, I was thinking the service at your restaurant is really good. And I really appreciate, I'm a Southern boy. So like manners mean a lot. Is that part of your fifties aesthetic? Like every waiter going out of their way to do such a, it seems like there's like a show involved. I think they go out of the way.
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Do you train them to do any, like, like it's kind of a show. When I went to Carbone, I was like,
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Toronto. Yeah, Toronto.
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36.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's really embarrassing.
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It is awesome. It's very much a casual. I'm watching this fight, and I'm like, dude, I don't know how Volk, I don't know how our boy wins this. Because Diego Lopez is big, and he seems like he hits fucking crazy hard. And even though the reach difference apparently wasn't that big, wasn't that much, he looks so much bigger.
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Five, six, five, five. I think it's 70 inches, and that's a guy at 5'10 normally. He has a six-foot reach.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, what else we got? We got NBA playoffs. Yeah, this is your time to shine. I hope the Mavs lose. Oh, Luka came back. It was crazy. Luka coming back to Dallas his first game. Oh, did you watch it? No, I couldn't watch it. I'm too sad.
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i'm too broken i'm broken like i'm like i saw the video that they played after you trade a fucking guy and then play him uh and he doesn't want to leave lucas starts crying before the game watching the video this guy did not want to leave dallas it's the most obvious thing in the world the only thing that made me happy is my friend went to the game and sent me i have it on my phone i could probably pull it up but the fire nico chant in the arena crazy nico's the gm of the mavericks fire nick so fucking loud
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And I'm glad at least, and I think he knows anyway, but I'm glad Luka got to see it. Like, nobody's. He got a crazy ovation. People are cheering for the Lakers. That's cool. There's still a lot of people cheering for the Mavs, like, no matter what. But apparently they're going to lose like $100 million in revenue, they think, from this trade.
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Ticket pricing, sponsorship? Well, they raised ticket prices twice since the trade, which is insane. Season ticket prices. People aren't renewing. I think people aren't buying as much merch now. I mean, I love Kyrie, but you're not that inclined to buy a Kyrie jersey. Also, he's injured. And he's injured. AD, you're probably not. Even though he's actually good, he is always hurt.
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And you're always going to look at him as the guy who they traded Luka for. So they're never going to really. Oh, wow. So it's just the fucking stupidest trade I've ever seen in my life. And then Luka went out for 45 on like 60% shooting. Like he just went nuts. And I'm really, this isn't the first time in my life I'm, like, rooting for the Lakers. If they won, I'd be so happy for them.
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Poor Akash. Yeah, yeah. You had some good wins early in your life. I'm not even worried about you. Yeah. Since age 10, it's been pretty rough.
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The West is super tight. It's like the Lakers and Wolves, I think, are the 6-3 matchup. Can anybody beat the Celtics?
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No, they won their play. They did win their play. Yeah. So they're seventh, I think. That's inaccurate. They barely beat the Wolves. It was a comeback. They won by like five in the end. Steph. Dude, you know what? I watched Steph in the Olympics the first time I rooted for him. Everything I say about Golden State fans, I've taken back. It's the most fun thing in the world. It's incredible.
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It's so fun getting to root for Steph. And I was like, oh. I love this guy. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I'm not really that worried. And also, if you're a big LeBron fan, that's the guy that was always in the way. That team was always in the way. So LeBron has eight rings if it's not for Steph and the Warriors. But I was like, if him and Jimmy Butler went to the finals, that'd be the greatest fucking thing. And I think they'd give the Celtics a hard time. This is the thing.
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Jimmy is a different player in the playoffs. Yeah. He went off last night in the play-in. Admittedly so.
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Wow.
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By himself.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
That'd be an awesome story. Lakers and Warriors would both be so fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I think they can, because I think the Lakers are the three seed, so they play the winner of the two. Oh, yeah, they play them in the second round. Right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I don't know why I don't believe in the Rockets. Maybe I just haven't watched enough this year, especially post-trade. But I think that's a very winnable series for Golden State, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Oh yeah, this is because it's all new to them?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
You'll get fucking used to it. Yeah. He took a few nights off so he could carry the team. Yeah. And now you got Luka, too. And Luka can carry a team.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
41? Shut up. One? Have you been to one? Shut up. Okay. Just curious. I was just checking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Wait, wait, go, go. Indian food. The best Indian food is in Edison. They see Galaxy, you and I go one time, you're going to fucking party. There's Galaxy in there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
It does taste authentic, but it's also better. Next time you're going to bring us some. Indian food don't carry well, but if you want to come to Jersey... No, Indian food carries great. It's amazing what you're talking about. The single biggest delivery food in the world is one of the worst. Dosa don't carry well. Pizza carries like shit. It's the biggest delivery food in the world. Dosa.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Have you ever had dosa carry out? It just doesn't hit the same. A curry in a bag. Curry in a bag. Butter chicken and all that's fine, but yeah, we can get that too. It's just getting better. Yeah. With the...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
oh yeah i see what you're saying yeah but not veg food which a lot of indian food is it's it's better there we'll go there keep keep bullying him on this because he's about to we're not gonna go but i would do take out it's not gonna be as good but i'll take it we'll do it let me get uh carbone take out but that's just not happening oh why is that i mean we're too it's not as good we're too busy
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
And that helps. I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Yeah, that's good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Okay. That's nice. Nice piece. Here's a question. You got carbones all over the world now, or at least the country. I'm pretty sure the world. How do you maintain quality, consistency?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
They have to leave because they got to go to Desi Galaxy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
But it doesn't matter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Got a lot of power.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
And that's the one that you think is the one that Caesar stood in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
So do you... Because you always hear something like the specials are, oh, these are older ingredients that the chef is trying to get rid of or whatever. Is sometimes the special, this dish that the chef really wants to add to the menu maybe, and it's in the way we would try a joke at an open mic. Is that what it is? Or are specials just something that you generally shouldn't mess with?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Automatic service feels better for me because we're having a conversation.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Smart, smart. I know what I can do for you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Guys, one of the most underrated movies to come out in the last, like, 20 years is getting a sequel. If you have not seen The Accountant, you need to go do that right now. It's fantastic. It's got Ben Affleck. It's not about accounting, all right? This guy's killing people. It's awesome. Christian Wolfe in The Accountant 2 is dragged into a murder investigation when an old acquaintance is killed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
It involves cryptic messages. And Christian, with the help of his estranged brother, played by one of the best actors on Earth, John Barenthal. If you don't know who he is, you know who he is. Look him up. This guy's fucking awesome. And this movie has the same writer as the first movie, so it's not going to be one of those sequels. It's completely different, and it kind of sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
And this is the kind of movie you've got to go see in theaters. There's going to be guns. There's going to be shooting. It's going to be fun. You don't want to watch it on 35-inch TV at home. Go watch it in theaters. It's The Accountant 2. It comes out April 25th. Go watch it right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Did you seek them out specifically?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Okay. And what was that experience like with the mom and pop? Crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
You guys had a question. Let me ask one real quick. If you're a tourist coming to New York, let's say you try to go to Carbone, you can't. Sedell's, Tracy, you can't. Where else can you go if you're like, yo, this is what I would tell any tourist. This is the best place to eat in New York to experience the city. I would send them to Katz's.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Cafe China. Indian food.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
That's made by brown people. I mean, it's, listen, they were so kind when I went there, but it was not made for, the spice level was non-existent, I will say. How was the quality of that meal? It was cool, but it's like venison, biryani, and I was like, oh, that's cool, but like, just give me this good stuff, you know what I mean? You want the street stuff. You want the street stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I don't want the street stuff. I am telling you, I'm
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
I just said Teresa's best dining experience I had in New York City.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Oh, I've heard of this place.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
OK, so you got a lot of good restaurants under your umbrella. Andrew and I argue a lot of times he's become this like real foodie type. And that was really derogatory. It was. And I meant it in a derogatory way. Very pretentious about it. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
What I love, I was just saying this, I went to Teresa's, the best restaurant experience I've had in the city because it didn't it was elevated, but didn't feel pretentious. A lot of times I'll go to Michelin star places and I end up being underwhelmed. Not a lot of times, a few times. How do you feel about that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
Is that like a general, hey, Michelin star, you know this is going to be a solid restaurant experience or not? There's a lot to unpack with Michelin. There's a lot there. A lot to unroll.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
This is the pretentiousness. You didn't get it. It infuriates me because it's like, no, I get what tastes good and what doesn't, dude. I get it. And I preach to my team and my chefs, we're on the other side of that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
How to Get Into ANY Restaurant, Why Michelin Stars Are Nonsense & Building a Billion Dollar Business
That's love. That's communal table. That's real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
I made it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
Please.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
This one in particular. Let's get back to the show. Every runner knows this moment when it just clicks. When your legs just go with it, the pain leaves, the doubts are gone and you only feel the runner's high. That's the reason why you get up so early. Why you don't notice a little rain. Why running becomes a ritual. So run and feel the runner's high.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Bernie Sanders Rips DC Corruption, The Israel Lobby, & Reveals How Billionaires Buy Politicians
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich mag ihn. Leute, schnelle Tour-Erkennung. Hawaii. Ich werde euch in ein paar Wochen sehen. Mark und ich werden euch dort sehen. Und Dove kommt raus. Der Junge kommt raus. Vala kommt raus. Und du weißt ja, du weißt nie, wer in Hawaii rauskommt. Wir sehen euch bei Blidesdale Arena. Ich kann nicht warten. Das ist das letzte Show der Life Tour.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Bis jemand sagt, dass sie mir ein extremes Geld geben werden, um es wieder zu machen. Das wird das letzte Show sein. Wir müssen mit einem Bang in Hawaii ausgehen. Ich liebe euch. Ich freue mich auf euch. Bis dann.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Denkst du, dass es anfängt, mit den Leuten, mit denen du witzig bist, weil das ist, was ich immer sage, wenn 50 nicht mit dir witzig ist, dann bin ich nicht mit dir witzig, ich weiß nicht, warum.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Denkst du, dass das anfängt zu kommen, dass das Publikum anfängt zu erinnern, oh, vielleicht ist er nicht mit diesen Leuten witzig. Das ist das Lifestyle-Stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich habe kein Video von ihm, wo er dich knallt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Was mich immer über dich beeindruckt, ist dieses Verständnis der menschlichen Situation. Du verstehst Menschen, du verstehst, worauf sie Angst haben und nicht immer Angst vor ihrem Leben, Angst vor Schäden, Angst vor öffentlicher Perspektive. Und das erste, was ich dich gefragt habe, war, ich muss nur verstehen, wie alt du bist, um das herauszufinden. Oh, das ist...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du hast gesagt 12, 13 Jahre alt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Von wem kriegst du es von? Wer ist deine Verbindung?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und dann hast du gesagt, du wurdest verschlossen, du bist in Juvie eingeladen. Ja, ich war in einem Sparfit, in einer Juvenildetention. Und dann hast du gesagt, als du rausgekommen bist, warst du nicht am Top. Deine Rolle war nicht am Top, aber du hattest sie immer noch, um dich zu respektieren.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weil wenn du all diese Dinge durchgehst, dann verletzt du dich nicht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und dann nehme ich die Beets nebenher und gehe in die Küche.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So now you gotta eat these shitty beats with this coffee cake. Oh, they're gonna put the shit all over there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Okay, so you're doing shit back to them, but you're also getting them to do what you want. So you understand there's a leverage play. In every situation. So you leave... Du läufst das Camp, du kommst zurück. Wie signalierst du deinem Team?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du hast mir diese tolle Geschichte erzählt, wie du nicht so viel Geld verdient hast, aber du hast es allen gegeben, sodass sie wussten, dass du immer noch der Top-Macher bist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weil wenn du das gleiche Geld verdienst wie sie, werden sie dich anfangen... Wir sind das gleiche.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Also ist die Loyalität der Menschen meistens mit der Selbstversorgung verbunden? Absolut. Selbst in der Gefängnis-Situation war es so, ich will das Zucker, ich will das Kaffee-Käckchen, ich muss nett zu diesem Mann sein, sonst bekomme ich das nicht. Das ist nur ein Wagen. Hey, ich will mehr Geld machen. Ich mache mehr Geld, wenn ich da bin. Wenn er da ist, ist er besser.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Es ist immer besser, wenn er da ist. Wenn er da ist, ist er besser, wenn er da ist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Eskalierst du das? Wie wächst dein Geschäft? Du bist ein Entrepreneur in dieser Zeit. Ich bin sicher, du schaust dich an und denkst dir, ob du mehr Land bekommst, ob du mehr Leute verkaufst, ob du es für einen günstigeren Preis bekommst. Was geht dir durch den Kopf?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du gehst schneller.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Interessant. Okay, wie zu robben? I grew up in New York City. I remember the disruption of How to Rob. It was the first disruptive, in my opinion, it was like the first disruptive rap record. I'm gonna connect it to something very weird, but do you remember the Blair Witch Project, that movie that came out, where we didn't, Ich wusste nicht, ob es ein echter Projekt war oder nicht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und du musstest in den Filmtheater, weil du denkst, das ist so fucking anders.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist, wie ich es fühlte, wie Rob war. Die Energie war so, was ist da los?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja. Und du hast gesagt, dass jeder... Jeder denkt, er ist ein Joke-Film.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Okay, du kamst mit How to Rob, das war nachdem du gedroppt hast, oder?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und du wolltest nicht, dass das fliegt?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Es gibt keinen größeren Risiko. Ich könnte bereits geschossen werden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist eine großartige Risikokalkulation. Es ist so, ich habe schon Angst davor. Ich habe schon damit zu tun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es. Ich bin es.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und er bekommt auch seine Feinde von Cosi und dir.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und jetzt hast du eine Erwartung, dass er rummeln wird und dass er es nicht nachkriegt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich würde sagen, wenn jemand mir sagt, ich habe von Onkel Donald einen Anruf bekommen, solltest du nicht alles auswählen. Wir schauen auf die Ausgaben. Das ist nicht richtig. Ja, genau. Das sind verschiedene Alphabet-Jungs, oder?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
All das.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Irv ist Irv Gotti.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh, und Jay und Nas haben sich damals gefeuert.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Er hat nicht nachdem gewonnen. Na, wer hat dir das gewonnen? Nas hat gewonnen. Einfach. Warum erinnern wir uns nicht daran?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber niemand sagt, verdammt, du hast ihn wirklich übernommen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weil wenn sie wirklich auf dich fasziniert sind, dann bist du der Beste. Er hat Rockefeller danach verlassen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und er hat gesagt, ich glaube, ich muss einen Def Jam kaufen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Was ist das? Er hat es schulden können. Ja, wir beenden das Jennifer-Ding. Und dann möchte ich fragen, wie das mit Drake aussieht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich war immer noch am Arbeiten, um gut zu werden als Künstler.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist großartig. Wir haben es nur gehört. Ich war sicher, dass ihr es gehört habt. Die Energie ist absolut verrückt. Aber ich erinnere mich auch daran, dass das der größte Debut eines Künstlers war. Ja, das war das größte und größte Debut eines Hip-Hop-Albums. Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh, das ist richtig. Also wusste jeder über dich. Du fliegst durch. Da ist der Heiß. Du hörst über all das Drama. Du wirst besser im Rap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, das ist anders. Okay, Leute, wir nehmen eine Pause für einen Moment. Hören wir mal, wie die NFL versucht, Weihnachten zu stehlen. Ja, ich liebe es, Alter. Sie grinsen es wirklich auf. Sie versuchen den Weihnachtsmann aus dem NBA zu stehlen. Der NBA hatte immer den Weihnachts-Lockdown. Das war ihr Tag. Das war ihr Tag. Und die NFL ist so, nein, wir haben es geschafft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie versuchen wirklich, diese Runde zu nehmen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Gehen wir zurück zu dieses Jahr. Tomlin ist so lustig. Ich weiß, dass ich die Video-Referenzen schlecht bezeichne, aber eine meiner Lieblingssätze über die Mic-Up-Situationen. Ja. ist, wenn ein Spieler anders als normal aussieht und die anderen Spieler wissen, dass er auf dem Mikrofon ist. Also wird er im Lockerraum sein und sagt, okay, Leute, lasst uns gehen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und dann wird er sagen, oh, ihr seid auf dem Mikrofon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh, es war ein Rushing Record für ein einziges Spiel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Saquon sagte, lass die jungen Jungs essen. Wer wurde mitgekriegt?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Okay, so there you go. Cool. Yeah, that's fire. But also, like, you already got the game in the bag. Your job is incredibly dangerous. Yeah. Why go out there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck the single game record.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Shoutout zu Jamie, by the way. What a comeback. Dub sagte mir, er weint. Jamie Foxx ist brillant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Let the young guys get concussed. Okay, so and then the Ravens, you think, got it? I think the Ravens got it. I think they'll figure it out. Is there a storyline you like this year in football? Is there something you find really... Detroit and Buffalo. Interesting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
It's like a fun redemption story.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ist er der meiste talentierte Mensch? Weißt du was?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Yo, if you're gonna bet this Christmas, you're gonna do it with Stake. Stake is the leader in global betting in US social casinos. Bet on top sports and political events. And use the promo code FLAGRANT for your welcome bonus. Now let's get back to the show. Can I ask you about the second biggest beef in rap right now, which is Drake and Kendrick? What do you think about that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
What's the first biggest beef? I don't know, there's probably something else going on. But I know that the second one that people used to be talking about... What do you think the lawsuit is really about? I thought it was about... Stopping the damage that the Super Bowl would do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Because the Super Bowl... Now, in my opinion, I don't think that the NFL would let Kendrick say certified pedophiles out loud.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du kannst keine Sätze haben, die über Pädophilie sprechen, in der Song, die die ganze Welt beobachtet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Isn't that crazy that words are worse than the most heinous act ever done? If you properly scientifically say the most heinous act ever, they're like, oh, that's fine. Don't say shit, though. You say shit. FTC. The way...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
You're always ready to hate on who's on top. And now Kendrick, if Kendrick's on top, there's gonna be people ready to hate on him. And he's never been in that position. He's always been an underdog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Because you can sell it to more people. Right. You can sell it to way more people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Because he's no longer viewed as what, like a street or gangster rapper, now he's viewed as a businessman, entrepreneur, family man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, und ich denke, das war ein großartiges Marketing. Was? Oh, du hast das Puffy-Ding benutzt, um uns alle anzupassen. Weil das ist, worüber jeder spricht. Genau.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
I'm happy to find you. Alex told me that back in the day you guys ran him off his corner. Oh, you don't start right there. You don't start right there. He said he had a little corner in Far Rock.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Biff, du bist nicht...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So by you, oh, you're good, bro. You're fucking good. He's protecting hip-hop. If you don't speak out and make them the weirdos, then they're gonna think everybody's like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Nein, du brauchst das nicht. Es geht um Jamie, es geht nicht darum. Das war smart. Was ist mit Puffy passiert?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich habe meine Tochter in meinem Arm. Ich schreibe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Like angling yourself as a family man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich gehe, yo, er sagt, yo. Du musst nur sagen, dass jeder diese Lachen bekommt, Bruder. Das ist, was du sagst. Rappers, komedianische Rappers, Bruder. Warum kommen die Leute zu meiner Seite?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
I thought the smartest thing Jay said in the statement was, if you really believe this happened, then press criminal charges.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
He used to be a cop. You turned him into a cop. He used to sell drugs and he became a police officer. Did you know that? You said court officer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
When they would arrest G-Unit guys, he would be like... And he was in the court guilty. Bitch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich möchte zurückkommen, aber kann ich dir eine Frage stellen? Wie konvertiertest du Louisiana, die Regeln zu verändern? Deine Einfluss ist manchmal ein bisschen furchtbar, Bruder. Du spielst auf der Internetseite, aber dann hast du ein Staat geändert, ein Gesetz. Hast du in Shreveport gewesen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Dolph Lundgren.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und dann... Und einfach kurz für alle, die das sehen. Manchmal werden die Staaten die Kosten auf eine Produktion reduzieren. Es kann ein TV-Show oder ein Film sein. Und das wird Menschen ermöglichen, es zu machen. Und sie ermöglichen Hollywood. Oder sie ermöglichen New York. Manchmal schießen sie Toronto statt New York City.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Also, du kaufst diesen riesigen Filmkomplex in Shreveport. ein ziemlich krasses Comedy-Show. Ja, super, super. Die können das Show nicht bezahlen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Jeder hat es gezeigt. Es war Chappelle, Kat... Andrew Schultz. Bill Bellamy war da.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und es war, ich meine, im Hintergrund war es, es waren 2.000 Leute im Hintergrund. Es war definitiv so. Und jetzt bist du ein Industrie-Dog.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Nein, aber das zu der Stadt zu geben, war sehr cool. Du schlägst es auf und du bist da und es gibt diese Taxen für das Staat. Und dann kommt es raus, ich glaube, mit der neuen Regierung, dass sie die Kosten wieder entfernen. Also ich bin so, ah. Ich sage, was zur Hölle?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Also was ich versuchen möchte verstehen, ist, was passiert ist. Ja. Weil eine Woche später. Ja, wir sind weg. Ich bin weg.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weißt du, was interessant ist? Das ist das, was alle Leute, die Sportteams kaufen, jetzt machen. Was du mit Entertainment machst, ist das, was die Golden State Warriors gemacht haben. Sie bekommen im Grunde die Stadt, um die neue Arena zu bezahlen. Der Konklammerat, der Gruppe von Leuten, die das ganze Real Estate um die verdammte Stelle verkaufen. Und sie verkaufen es in Restaurants.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie machen dort Kondos. Sie wissen, dass es so viel Verkehr bringt. Sie verdienen mehr Geld aus dem Real Estate, als sie aus dem Team verdienen. Ja. Also, wenn man weiß, dass du diese Stadt bauen wirst und du es als Hub für Projekte machst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich höre, was du sagst. Wenn du in der Mitte des Nichts bist und sagst, ich muss dieses Projekt für zwei Monate machen, was zur Hölle? Nein, du willst ein schönes Restaurant haben, du willst einen kleinen Club haben, du willst, dass Leute in Shreveport sein wollen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
This is the professional lights, I can tell. Okay, I need to know how you're the only person that's crossed over to Hollywood without changing your personality.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Für mich ist das besser, weil sie versuchen, etwas anderes zu machen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie sind furchtbar, jedes Sekunde. Ein Teil davon ist auch, dass ich bestimmte Dinge nicht kompromissieren werde. Das ist das alte Hollywood, über das wir geredet haben.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist das, was dich so erschreckt hat. Was hat er mit seinen Boots gemacht, Mann? Er hat mit ihnen gespielt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Okay, so you find a way to essentially operate as yourself in these spaces. You have to hit a roadblock. There has to be a time where you come across someone and they're like, hey, can you just comment down on social media? Okay, and then how do you handle that conversation?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Also sie sind so enttäuscht von... Ja, ja.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie kümmern sich mehr darum, dass ihre Identität mit Outlander verbunden ist. Sie sind mit deinen Filmen verbunden, die die erfolgreichsten Filme sind. Die Filme, die die echten... Oh, verdammt. Was für Idioten. Die Leute werden entscheiden, was deine Identität ist, wenn du ein TV-Netzwerk bist. Ein TV-Netzwerk entscheidet nicht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und sie haben auch eine Eroganz. Sie denken, dass sie diejenigen sind, die die Show erfolgreich machen. Weil die Daten sagen dir, wenn du siehst,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Schaut euch auch an für die Klärung. Oh nein, das war das nächste Mal. Schaut euch an für die Klärung. Das war super cool. Respekt, Respekt. Aber okay, also anyway, so you were able to bypass certain things. But one thing you said to me when you were in Boston is, I was like, why do you think the shows are so successful? And you're like, well, because it's me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
And I kind of laughed and I was like, what do you mean? And then you go, well, I mean, if you were from this area and experienced these things, do you want some... White Lady from Burbank to write your story or do you want me supervising? It's like the rap thing. You live the rap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und sie wissen nicht, was echt ist. Die Idee, dass jemand, der nicht aus der Hood ist, die Idee des Super-Thug-Charakters ist, ein bisschen blödsinnig zu machen. Was ist das blödsinnigste, was sie dir empfiehlt haben?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Was Charaktere gut macht, ist, wenn sie falsch sind. Wir lieben Tony Soprano, er ist kein guter Kerl, er ist kein schlechter Kerl. Aber du musst wissen, was ihre Verfassung ist. Und ich denke, dass es oft so ist, wenn die Leute so separiert sind von was auch immer es ist. Es könnte die Mafia sein, es könnte die Hood sein, es ist egal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie sind so separiert, dass sie nicht wissen, was ein schlechter Kerl möglich ist. Aber sie wissen nicht, was er nicht tun wird. Du tötest niemanden, der seine Großmutter ist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du kannst dich nicht so ausdrehen, Kendrick. Du kannst dich nicht so ausdrehen. Das ist wie in den White Chicks Filmen. Du kannst das nicht machen. Ja, das war Comedy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Es ist nicht wahr, wenn es nicht ein Kaffee-Fight ist. Es ist nicht wahr, wenn es nicht ein Kaffee-Fight ist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt. Er ist verrückt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Was hattest du den Mädchen gesagt, die sich während dieser Periode verletzen wollten?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Nein, nein.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich habe sie für, weißt du... Du hast einen guten Zeitraum.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Kannst du uns über Den of Thieves 2 erzählen? Den of Thieves 2. Starring O'Shea Jackson Jr. Das ist mein Lieblingsaktor. Das ist mein Lieblingsaktor. Das ist mein Lieblingsaktor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
He's a genius. His condition, he's trained. I know, but he don't listen to music, bro. I was trying to put him on to some of his dads. But he's trained.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh yeah, they do it for everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh, wow. So they're making money on both sides.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
They don't care about... It's not a personal relationship at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wenn du am Top warst, will jeder einen Schuss nehmen. Ja, und du siehst, wie er... Jeder?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wenn es für das ist, wofür du denkst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Die Musik wurde für mich im Superbowl gespielt, weil es mehr Schaden macht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wenn alle an dich kommen, wenn du am Top bist, fühlst du die Energie von all diesen Leuten, die das nicht haben, was du hast. Und auch wenn sie nicht direkt kommen, sagen sie indirekte, offene Sachen. Sie mögen die Idee, dass du nicht bist. Und sie lehren und unterstützen die Dinge, die gegen dich sind. Sie lachen daran. Sie regurgitieren die Gespräche davon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber sie werden von deinem Erfolg beeinflusst. Weil sie denken, dass dein Erfolg sie stoppen lässt. Was die Leute nicht verstehen, ist, dass sie einfach nicht gut sind.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, du wirst nie verbunden sein. Ja, das ist das, was sie nicht bekommen. Weil sie lieber denken, dass du sie stoppen lässt, als dass sie nicht scheiße sind. Aber die Realität ist, dass sie nicht scheiße sind. Nein, nein, du bist in der Richtung.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ah, das ist smart. Und weißt du was? Normalerweise ist der Künstler der letzte, der weiß, dass er weggefallen ist. Ja, du hast keine Aufmerksamkeit. Weil sie nicht...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber sie nehmen das Ego nicht mit. Manchmal musst du den Dope Boys auf der Kante bezahlen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Look at Kendrick. Yo, you can't be five years between albums. We need some food right now. I put massive pressure on him to do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
It's so funny. When was the last time you went on tour before this one?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und was ist mit dieser Tour passiert?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Es ist großartig. Wenn du Leuten... Ich erzähle es in den Comics immer. Es gibt diese Comics, die die Tour unvergesslich machen. Und ich sage es einfach so. Ich sage, mach eine Pause. Und dann lass sie... Erlebe etwas Neues. Und dann lass sie... Lass sie ein paar andere Shows gehen und sagen, Mann, das war lustig. Es war nicht so... Das war das, was er machte. Und diese Energie ist definitiv...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
I remember even talking to you about it. I was like, yo, that shit sold quick. You're like, bro, it was time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So if you want to get some Dre and Em as well.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Nein, das hat sich verändert. Weißt du, wer das verändert hat? Wer war das? Adele und Usher. Ich glaube, nach Usher war es komplett anders. Weil anstatt eines Nachwuchs wurde es eine Destination für Menschen, die gehen wollen. Ich muss das sehen und das machen. Genau.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und dann fühlte ich mich, es war, und es hat auch in der DJ-Welt geschehen, die größten DJs hätten diese Residenzen, die größten DJs im ganzen Welt. Und sie würden da gehen, sie würden sagen, okay, ich mache dieses Sonntagsparty oder ich mache dieses, was auch immer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber das ist verrückt. In unserem Leben ging es von, das ist, wo du am Ende deiner Karriere gehst, zu, das ist, wie du weißt, dass du poppst. Denn wenn du, es ist einfach, nicht einfach, aber es gibt Leute, die einen Show machen können. in einer Stadt und dann ein paar Jahre später zurückkommen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
And Vegas lets you let it rip, too.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So the residency is this month into January.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Alright, so, but the residency... Das Setup, du wirst ein paar Leute haben, was ist das... Oh, definitiv.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
That's a special ticket if you was paying for it. I feel like you're one of the few people that could call in the M-Favor for pretty much anything. That's my guy. The way...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber ich weiß nicht, ob es so viele Leute gibt, die diese Beziehung mit ihm haben. Ich versuche es zu denken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, es ist nicht symbiotisch. Es gibt eine antagonistische Beziehung.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich denke, die Leute sind so furchtbar, dass sie aus dem Party verlassen werden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie denken, erfolgreiche Leute können alles machen. Sie können dich schmerzen, sie können dich entschleunigen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du sagst, wenn du damit wegkommst. Wenn du mit der Hälfte davon wegkommst, denkst du wahrscheinlich, dass du überlebt bist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Er ist kein furchtbarer Kerl. He never was a fucking scary guy. That's how I feel. That's how I feel about my beefs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Man muss einfach mit diesen Arschlöchern zusammenkommen. Und wir haben auch Verbindungen mit der IRS. Das ist ein sehr kraftvolles System, das in deine Texte schaut. Viele Leute schreiben Dinge aus für Musikvideos, die sie wirklich nicht schreiben sollten. Und wir schauen in all diese Dinge.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wie weißt du, wie du dich für diesen Deal vorbereiten kannst? Klar werden sie versuchen, Wege zu finden, um dich herauszufinden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Alle gehen mit Spirits. Das ist, warum ich mit dir verabschiede. Was auch immer alle machen. Ich will nicht auf die andere Seite gehen. Ich sage alle Namen. Genau, genau. Also alle gehen mit Spirits. Du sagst, ich muss etwas anderes machen. Was ist das gleiche Gegenteil eines Alkoholbewerbs? Ja, ja, ja. Vitamine und Wasser. Weißt du, wer Wasser trinkt?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich weiß nicht, ich dachte immer, dass du zwei Dinge verstanden hast. Zunächst, dass du nicht wirklich Angst davor hast, und zweitens, dass du es lustig verstanden hast. Du wirst alle lachen, wenn die Leute lachen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Glaubst du, es gibt eine Wahrheit zu dem J-Ding? Ich weiß es nicht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Während er es macht. Du könntest die schönste Person im Raum sein, wenn du alle im Raum f***en würdest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Freie Floyd!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ist jemand wild an ihm? Das ist das, was sie in London gesagt haben. Was ist mit Floyd jetzt, Mann? Ich weiß es nicht. Das brach mein Herz, dass ihr nicht so nah seid. Er ist immer noch mein Typ, Mann.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber das war ein guter Rund. Wenn ihr alle zusammen wart, war das wahrscheinlich das Höhepunkt des Boxens in meiner Generation. Das ist cool. Ich war jung für Tyson, der kommt. Ja. Also konnte ich nicht vollständig seine Erfahrung erfahren. Also war meine Generation, als Floyd da war und dann die 50er-Jahre, die Floyd-Show runnten, und es war wie... Was passiert ist, wir sind seit 2002 Freunde.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Nein, das ist wahr. Er ist der Größte. Ich habe gesagt, dass er der Größte ist. Ich glaube, er ist besser im Boxen als Einstein in der Wissenschaft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Da ist ein bisschen kompetitiver Instinkt da. Ich meine, das ist das Soap-Opera des Boxens, als Senior Coach De La Hoya... Ja, das war verrückt. Ich denke nicht, dass die Leute ihre Hände um das, was wir gesehen haben, hängen könnten. Floyd Mayweather Senior war der Trainer von Dave La Jolla, als Dave La Jolla gegen Floyd kämpfte. Kannst du dir vorstellen, was da passiert ist?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich glaube, Roger passierte, richtig?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich habe noch nie in einem Streetsfight gespielt. Das ist wahrscheinlich richtig. Ich meine, das ist... Lass uns nicht so lange darüber reden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Was ist dein Lieblingsmove in einem Streakfight? Punch first.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wir haben es schon ein paar Mal gesehen. Ich fühle mich da.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Warum steckt der Litigator hier rein und erzählt uns, wie man Streakfights macht?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, siehst du? Aber du kannst dich auch nicht mit all diesen Dingen validieren.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist eine gute Idee, eigentlich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, ja, ja. Für die meisten Leute ist es eine echte Freundschaft.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Einer Frau. Bist du ernst? Ja, meine Frau, als ich 17, 18 Jahre alt war. Das war unglaublich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So it is crazy when after 20 years they come out. That shit is foul.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Manchmal lernst du ein paar Pilates. Ja, das ist eine große Scheiße. Weil wenn du nichts anderes machst, kannst du zumindest ein paar Pilates machen. Ja.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Sie ist nicht legal in Amerika. Nein, stopp.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Shout out Tony, man. Everyone gets these jokes, baby. We gotta disrupt things at points. Now, so when they reach out. Okay, first of all, when you see him get shot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weil die Leute nicht rannten.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
So he did the corporate way of trying to keep you down. Oh, it's not me, it's them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber du wurdest geschossen. Ja. Er wurde geschossen. Und korrigiere mich, wenn ich falsch bin.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und was für eine verrückte Überraschung, dass dieser Junge ein paar Wochen später etwas passiert ist. Das passiert den Leuten, die sich für ihre Lebensweise beteiligen. Das ist so verrückt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Hast du sofort nachgedacht, dass du dir die Kraft zeigen musst? In dem, in dem du bist? Bist du im Kampf, Kampf, Kampf? Ich habe das nicht gedacht.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist das menschliche Instinkt, von dem ich mich immer so überrascht fühle. Es ist so, dass man normalerweise in dieser Position ist, weil man von den Leuten, die man liebt und sie schützen möchte. Und du bist ständig in Leadership-Mode. Du leidest ständig.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Also das ist das Hintergrund-Szenen-Ding, das wir nicht sehen. Es ist eine Sache, wenn es Leute gibt, die sich um Musik beschäftigen. Aber es gibt hinter den Szenen Geschäftsverhandlungen, bei denen ein Mann involviert wird, wenn er auf der Seite ist. Und es ist nicht so, dass du im Publikum gehst und sagst, sie haben versucht, mein Vitaminwasser zu stoppen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Erstens, ihr seid alle lustig zusammen. Als wir Dresden verlassen haben, kam das Meme zum Leben.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Everybody loves you now. And even when you beef with people, if they come back, they're kind of corny. This is not the position you're used to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Es ist Liebe und Angst. Ich denke, es ist anders. Die Angst war früher wie Gewalt und jetzt ist es öffentliche Zufriedenheit. Ich denke, dass mehr Leute Angst haben, dass du deinen Arsch auf den Arsch bringen wirst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Der Moment, als das Scheiß mit Jay passiert ist, Und ich wusste es auch. Ich ging zu deiner Webseite und dachte mir, ich weiß, er wird was machen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Er versucht also, Leute zu erschrecken. Und dann hat Em es geschlossen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
That's fair too. You can do it. But I mean, the ultimate W is they keep on commenting nonstop and you just laugh. I know that people think that way about me though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
M spricht natürlich mit dir mit hohem Wunsch, aber es gibt einige Videos, die ich sehe und alle sprechen darüber, wie lustig du bist. Sie sprechen natürlich darüber, wie erfolgreich deine Alben sind. Aber M&M spricht spezifisch über deine Rappungskillen. Ja, ja, ja. Ist das viel Sinn? Es ist. Er ist nie weggegangen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich bin nicht sein Feind. Ja, er ist nicht in der Position, weil er jetzt etwas anderes kämpfen muss. Ja, das ist wahr. Okay. Aber das ist das Gleiche. Die Lenz ist ein bisschen...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Wir alle haben eine Million... Was ist mit TMZ? Sind das Ops?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Unless they're promoting something good you do and then they're the homies. Also, wie oft ist TMZ-Report in Good Shit?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
I get it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Big money. That's right, though. I love this shit. Hold on. We're here for that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weißt du, es wäre lustig, wenn du sagst, ich glaube, er hat all diese Leute konsensuell überrascht. Er hat es für Liebe gemacht. Nein, das ist das ganze Argument.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber schau, was ich sage. Ich sage dir, mein ganzer Körper ist... Ich bin wie ein... Ich bin wie ein Schluck und wir benutzen nur eine Viertel davon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, es ist so, dass niemand von Vaseline gekauft hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
There's a comedian named Matthew Broussard who is absolutely hilarious and he just put out his first YouTube special. It's on YouTube right now. Go watch it. Go blow it up. Okay? Leave amazing comments. Let's make this shit explode. I love Matthew. He's amazing. And the special is called Hyperbolic. Okay, ich werde einen Clip von ihm posten und einen Link zu meinem Instagram oder so.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber ich möchte, dass ihr es anschaut. Er ist sehr lustig, ein toller Lüfter. Und ich denke, ihr werdet ihn wirklich lieben. Er ist auch ein toller Kerl. Okay, also unterstützt ihn. Flaygrant, voller Unterstützung. Geht hinter ihm. Und nicht wie, you know. You know what I mean? This is, you know, this is... Wir werden ihn unterstützen. Emotionell hinter ihm. Emotionell, ja. Emotionell hinter ihm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Aber auch, ja, du weißt, was du tun musst. Also, Zukunft für 50 Cent. Dominate TV, Dominate Film. Ist da etwas anderes, das du in deinem Leben gesehen hast, das du in dein Leben gesehen hast, das die Leute noch nicht wissen?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das ist unglaublich. Zora ist ChatGPTs... Ja, es ist OpenAI's Video-AI-Modell.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, du hast etwas mit Zora veröffentlicht, wie ich mich erinnere. Ja.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Oh, ich rede von dem mit Diddy und Jay-Z, die mit den... Oh, das war... Ich glaube, das waren Apps.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Weil du all deine Energie da hättest. Und du wirst es einfach nicht machen. Sobald diese Jungs berühmt werden, gehen sie aus dem Studio.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Du bist ein Künstler. Oh, okay, okay. Bevor wir gehen, muss ich dir etwas sagen. Es gab diese Geschichte von diesem Instagram-Mann in Florida, der seine Frau getötet hat oder so. Die Leute sagten, wie ich aussah. Und du hast mich getroffen und gesagt, wir machen diesen Film und du spielst ihn. Ich schwöre Gott, er DMt mich aus dem Gefängnis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Und er sagt, ich habe gehört, dass du meinen Film machst.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Das war die Nummer eins, die höchstwertige Doku-Serie auf Peacock.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ja, das hier mit der Mustache und dem Goatee.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ali, Ali, Ali. Ja, frag ihn, was ist sein Instagram? Ja, also wir könnten arbeiten, aber ich glaube, wir sollten ihn konsultieren.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ladies and gentlemen, the goat. Somehow he has managed to maintain his authenticity. This is the most impressive part. Maintain his authenticity while working in the most inauthentic businesses that exist today. This is Curtis 50 Cent Jackson. Thank you so much, my brother. I appreciate you, man. Thank you so much.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Manchmal verpasst man die Verbindung mit der Musik. Es gibt Comedy, wo es vielleicht nicht der perfekte Witz ist, aber du fühlst es. Und das ist besser für dich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich hatte keine Ahnung, was zu erwarten ist. Ich wusste nicht, dass ihr so eine Show machen werdet. Es ist ein echter Show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Ich will nicht in diese Skarben gehen. Was ist mit den Hüpfbildern bei der Weißen Party? Was ist das?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
50 Cent on Diddy/Jay-Z Allegations & Real Reason for Drake’s Lawsuit
Zu glücklich, es zu haben. Was ist mit dem einen auf der rechten Seite? Das ist Insanität. Er sieht aus, als würde er seine Panty anziehen. Guck dir das an. Das ist schlecht. Wirst du ihn anrufen und sagen, du bist brillant? Nein, ich warte, bis ich sie sehe, aber ich gehe zu ihnen. Und du gehst zu ihnen? Ich gehe zu ihnen und sage, was ist passiert?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Hello, everybody. The stock market is nosediving faster than Conor McGregor at a Colombian cookout. People are concerned, anxious, terrified. So we've asked someone to come on the podcast to calm your nerves, put you at ease. No, not her. We've asked We're going to find out the real endgame for Trump's tariffs, what happens if they don't work, and why we might already be in a recession.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
They were saying in some of the—I saw an article that was quite critical, and it said it was haphazardly done because they were just matching trade deficits.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So can you explain the trade deficit between two countries and how that works?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So if you levy these taxes on every single country, they won't be able to do that. You close all the loopholes. Got it. So it seems like an imbalance when you throw it on Lesotho, but you're really doing it as a preemptive measure so that all the manufacturing doesn't go from Cambodia to Lesotho overnight.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So you make it in China, send it to Lesotho. We buy it from Lesotho. There's no tariff on Lesotho because, yeah, wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I mean, like truly. It's like a lot of people can make shit. But you need an economy that is going to consume, and you can't really grow that overnight. You can't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Indulge in this bonus flagrant episode. Why don't we just start at the tariffs in general? What exactly is Trump doing? What is best case scenario? What is worst case scenario? And then what are your personal thoughts?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Are we just going to wait five years and hope it solves itself? Are we forcing our own hand to develop these industries? I think so. Got it. Part of it is forcing our own hand to develop these industries, making it too expensive to consume from other places, and also making it too expensive for them to sell to us. So we create an incentive to create these industries here. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Also, real quick, I just want to go back to that trade deficit thing. If we are the world's consumer, doesn't it make sense that we do run a trade deficit with most countries? And isn't that a healthy thing if that's the position we want to be in, if that's where we feel like the leverage exists?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Okay, so just so I can understand that. America, I'm not sure exactly where we were before World War II, but we have enough manufacturing that on a dime, the entire country can turn into a military operation. Ford is rolling out tanks. We have the ability to engineer and manufacture everything that we need to win a war.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Right now, we are too dependent on outside factors, so we actually can't flip that switch if we need to. So it's like putting ourselves in a position where we can flip the switch. And that gives us way more bargaining power and leverage in the real world because we are not 100 percent reliant on these other countries.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Now, let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
And this was huge.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
You would... Which means just for everybody, like making sure the cost of taking out money, like interest rates are low.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
He's not saying that the cost doesn't get passed on. But it's a one-time pass-through. So let's say in the first year— It's going to hurt tremendously. Yeah, yeah. Nobody's saying it won't hurt, but why it's different than inflation. So in the first year, it would feel identical to inflation. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
In the second year, it would stay the same, whereas in the second year with inflation, it would continue at that rate.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So what they're doing is using the tariffs to offset the price shock. I didn't know that. And this is the math, and that hasn't been 100% established yet, but instead of putting the burden on the American consumer, we put the burden on... the foreign country to pay that delta.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
You know what I mean? So there's a perfect example. There's all this conversation about the midterms right now. Trump tanks the stock market. People get screwed over by some people calling inflation, but like the price shock. But if you announce at the end of the year, there's a $750 billion surplus because of taxes, and we're eradicating income tax for people making under $150,000,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Midterms are going red. I mean, bro, forget midterms.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
But... Would it not sway voters? Oh, yeah, but that's not the point. Let's say you halved income tax. Right now we're talking about none, but let's say you halved it. Hey, your income tax is going to be 50%. What if your tax guy came to you and was like, yo, I got a way to get your income tax down to like 50% of what you normally would pay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
But is this a long-term, sustainable solution?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I think that... I don't know if anybody here is critical of the technological advancements or the investment in the future of America's manufacturing and engineering programs. Keeping us competitive, 100%. I do think it's fine to look at certain things and be critical of Elon in the way that maybe Doge could potentially benefit him or not. But I think it's okay to look at that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
The question here is, though, if Doge finds a way to create savings... much of the chagrin of many people, but if it don't find a way to make savings and those savings offset that money that the tariffs were going to pay, then the savings can go to the debt, right? And then you have tariffs offsetting the income tax. And now you have no income tax and you are chipping away at debt. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
We're all in agreeance of that. This is a very optimistic view. Theoretically, it's great. Theoretically, it's great. Now, could you also give us the pessimistic view on all of this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
You know, eventually you run out of... Economic insecurity creates investment risk and then people get tight with their pockets and we need liquidity to keep the machine moving.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Question, question. And then we can move on. Is it possible that the countries were trying to protect the things that were made there? In other words, like we have all these cool products that are made in America. Obviously, it's very sexy in a bunch of these third world countries.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
They're like, listen, we can't let the mom and pop businesses or even the corporations that are thriving in this country be outcompeted, if you will, by the American businesses.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So you stayed liquid. Yeah. So you and Warren Buffett are sitting on collectively $300-plus billion waiting for a nice old market collapse.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So what, so what do you guys do with your 300 plus billion dollars once, uh, or even now, like the, you know, the market's in disarray. Do you start edging in? Like, what do you guys, how do you deploy that capital?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I agree with you. I'm just trying to find the justification for the country. Like, I imagine if I'm—
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Will you buy in? Do you see this as an opportune time? No. Wow. Oh, shit. So you, oh, this is, now we're getting somewhere good. So does that include like ETFs, funds?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Is that a function of a lack of confidence in it or just you want to put your time and energy towards the private sector? Loving adventure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
And then Americans, we don't want... we don't want any tariffs because it affects our businesses, right? Like Apple doesn't want any tariffs. I'm sure Uniqlo doesn't want any tariffs. I'm sure Levi's doesn't want anything because it affects the amount of money that they can make.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Okay. Before, before we get out of here, obviously, if you guys have any more questions, definitely want you to ask, but, uh, could you give us a potential outcome that is, uh, like, what is your hopeful outcome for this scenario with the tariff plan and the debt yield and American manufacturing in the, in the future? It can be optimistic. It can be based on whatever you feel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
And then how does China's economy play into that now? There was a lot of talk about China's economy faltering, not only because of the age of the citizens, but also because of. Oh, fuck. I wrote some notes on this, but that they were in some sort of like economic disarray.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I'm just saying like why the private sector hasn't pushed back and the reason they haven't pushed back and because they would be the ones losing money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I meant why they wouldn't push back about the unfairness that had happened over the last 25 years. Like, for example, Apple, that wasn't tariffed at all, wasn't going, hey, you know what? China's tariffing us. Maybe we should tariff them because it would hurt their bottom line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
You sell 50 million phones here, you're not worried about selling 10,000 in El Salvador.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
You're talking about like the screws that go into the plane, like how much more, much more important than that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. It's been brought to my attention by the internet, the glorious internet, that my mom was caught outside of a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game recently. Take it away.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's not on us. White people just became white after that whole civilist thing. Yeah. Sorry, Italians just became white. We never considered them white when they were doing this horrible stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
They'll call you the opposite of what you are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Some people say that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
The other bad part of this experiment. Raymond Vondelaire. Raymond Vondelaire. Definitely not us. Look at this. He did it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's a German name. That's a fucking German right there. So you have a Nazi Italian and a Nazi German that developed this disgusting program where they're abusing American citizens. And accidentally cure syphilis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I think we got to look into the descendants of the Vondelaires and then the, what was it? Taliaferro Clark. Yeah. Stop making it ethnic. I know, right? Taliaferro. His name is Charles Clark. No, his name was Taliaferro Clark.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No, no, no, no, no, no. German and German Nazis and Italian Nazis that we let into the country suck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I mean, so then eventually you become like 45 years old and you've been a fat piece of shit your whole life. And you learn how to be funny about it and endearing, and then you just take over the internet. So shout out you, miss. Shout out you, okay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Look at this fucking racist guinea right here. Look what he said. Taliaferro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
That's a fucking guido if you ever see one, right? Look at that fucking racist guido. I read it with you. I have no idea what you just said. It's disgusting that he would say that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Imagine showing up to the Senate or whatever. You've got to get approved for this thing, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And you're a white person that's never even heard an Italian speak before. You're like, oh my God, that sounds like a good idea. Get him the fuck out of here. Sign off. on this thing. Why would we trust Italians with science in the first place? Thank you. Ferrari came in last place this last weekend in F1.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And they were parted over. I don't even think they were Italian. Wait, what? I don't think Galileo was Italian. I don't think Da Vinci was Italian.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I don't believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm going to hold myself. And you're right. The cinema is fantastic. Yeah.
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let's get back to the show thanks but it's really messed up what they did to those black people man yeah and you guys should never forgive them for it specifically the germans and the italians thank god for us good whites and stop that program yeah but now y'all let them in so now we hate who you are oh that's on y'all that feels like prejudice that feels like when you blame the group for the actions of the few why'd you let them in are you anti-immigration all of a sudden
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Yeah. Did you ever get gonorrhea or syphilis or whatever? What's the one you just take a pill for? I think that's gonorrhea. Gonorrhea, yeah. I don't know. Who do we test that on? How did we figure that out? But, like, how did we figure the cure for gonorrhea?
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Oh, of course. She was nice. 14 years old, bussing everybody. That dude really coming up on tennis, huh? Yeah, dude. Give him some time. You guys got that quick. What'd they call you out there?
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His dick got defensive. 32 years from now, we're going to find out if I ever had that shit. No, I think I went and I was like, yo, I don't know. This shit feels a little warmer when I pee than usual. And the doctor was like, listen, you could just take these pills right now for gonorrhea and it will go away. Or you could just wait and see if it goes away automatically.
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But there's no point in taking the test to see if you have gonorrhea. And I was like, all right, I'll just take them pills. And it went away? I think it did. I don't know.
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you wait what you still have gonorrhea no i took the pills yeah and it went away we'll never know we'll really never know that's a great answer you can never get shit that's crazy that was the prescription you just went in he's like yeah take it anyway yeah i was like yo i'm peeing and it's like a little warmer by a few degrees than normal
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You definitely weren't doing that. Holding that shit like Elon. Were you nutting harder? Oh, dude, the nuts were coming out molten lava, dude.
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Do you have a tennis ball on your nail? I do. Oh, wow. Tennis ball on the nail. You know what, dude?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, it's vomit hotter. It's just milk. Oh. How do you even clean that if you have a cover for it?
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Oh, happy birthday to your wife.
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Who knows? Who knows what could have happened?
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I don't know if I told you this shit, but I was going to the Museum of Natural History with Shiloh. Did I tell you guys this?
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And going to the Museum of Natural History with Shiloh. Whatever. We go to parks. Shut up. You haul people. You guys get back. That's fun to get back. Okay, so we go to park, and we park on this, almost like right in front of the Museum of Natural History. I'm like, I don't know if this shit seems right. My wife's driving. She parallel parks.
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She finally gets into the spot, which is wide open, but it takes her four or five tries. She goes to pay the meter. As she goes to pay the meter, you know I'm from New York. I don't trust parking anytime people. I see the meter maid walk past us. And I go, yo, by the way, can we park here? And the guy goes, nah, you can't park here right now. I go, oh, Emma, we can't actually park here.
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My wife looks at me. She goes, oh, no, we can't. I go, no, no, Emma, I just asked the guy who gives the tickets we could park. And she goes, no, we could park here. I look back at the guy, because I'm helpless at this point. I look back at the guy, right? I look back at the guy.
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i'll take it thank you no because he doesn't want to have fun with it he like that is true like she knows she got huge fat tits and she's a big sloppy girl and she leans into it yeah but you get a little sensitive why is fuck no exactly that's the problem she doesn't think she's flying like she doesn't really think her tits distracted the maple leaf i think she believed that
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And you're right again.
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No, he's looking at me like, man, what this guy got to put up with.
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I go, why are you saying that? She's like, yeah, thank God. That's why I drive everywhere. And then she's like, yeah, even if I get a ticket, it's actually cheaper when you think about it if I don't take an Uber. I open up one of my drawers. I thought she was giving out tickets. There was like 30 tickets in the fucking drawer. And in her mind, she's like, but I'm saving us money.
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Look at how much money we're making. This is money saved.
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So no, no, no, no. So this is how expensive New York is. It's actually cheaper to not do a parking garage and just get tickets and leave your car on the street.
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$480. A parking garage in Manhattan is $1,000 a month. It's half the price to just get tickets. Anybody that has a garage in the city, it's so your car doesn't get broken into.
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We need to get you to that point, though. We need to get you to that point where you're just accepting.
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Oh, you took the entire wheel off. And then I put the spare on and I drove away.
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Yo, Loki, how much is a new wheel?
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Oh, shit. This is why you can't have immigration, bro. This is the problem with immigration. You've never heard of the Persian tire change? No. I wish I'd done that. Bro, this shit is... Dub is silent right now. Dub is silent.
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No, this is...
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That's a deep cut joke. It was Arthur Ashe. That's a deep cut joke. He died at age? He's the one who died at age.
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I don't ever know. One of the funniest parts about going to St. Barts is everybody lands at this little fucking airport, right? Yeah.
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all these like rich people from fucking new york or whatever and all these other places miami and like they have already signed up and they've they've done their like rental car thing and in the picture they're all getting like a fucking drop top beautiful whatever right and they show up and they go to this little shitty kiosk and there's like some french girl there and she hands them the keys to like a volkswagen cabriolet with like three tires and just seeing these people go i ordered i
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I ordered a G-Wagon. I ordered like this absolute pandemonium that they're not getting the exact car that they wanted. You're in a fucking random island in the middle of the Caribbean. But to be honest, like low key, maybe you're right. Like there's just blatant lying when it comes to the rental.
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Oh, they'll try to put that on you.
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Thank you.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Back then they didn't know. Back then they didn't know. I think he got it from a deep cut. No, did you really think it was a blood transfusion?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So there was just some random gay guy getting butt-fucked, cummed in, and then going to Mount Sinai. Yeah, because they didn't know back then.
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Who gives blood? Like, I'm trying to, like, what's going on in your life? I give blood. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, do you guys have the fancy blood?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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that's me yeah that's my blood yeah rfk will ban your blood immediately so what so what's going through your life when you we do did you was there like a call made like hey we need blood because there's a travesty i had donated before and you actually feel better at first you feel kind of like shit when you donate blood but then i don't know you start to feel like i've done it too i thought it was for like a credit or something in college like i thought there was some sort
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This is only in America. We need to start just being honest with ourselves. We can be a little better about the demon stuff. Mark is one of the smartest people we know who believes in demons. I know, yeah.
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One week.
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I'm on a streak. This is the most religious person you know. This guy right here. You know Dove. When was the last time you went to synagogue? He goes every single morning. He goes every day. Every day? Yeah, he's praying for gospel. Damn it.
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Yeah, I mean, with the diet. And shixas. No, he's off the shixas.
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Congrats. I love it.
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Don't ever say I never lied for you, Doug. Okay? But yeah, there's something about us, man. We'll believe it. And every single New Yorker thinks the Knicks are going to win the championship every single year. Because we are. Every single Dallas Cowboys fan thinks it's outside of you. Outside of you. But you understand what I'm saying. We have this, like, there's this beautiful delusion we have.
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It allows us to create the greatest thing. Can I thread it? Please?
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Because that's what God wants. Because that's what God wants. Hey, hey, what did JFK say? Was it JFK or was it Roosevelt? Like, God is on our side. Like, we're going to win this war. Yeah, Roosevelt. It was Roosevelt, right? Yeah, it was like... I forget exactly how he said it, but essentially it's like God is on our side and we're all like, oh, word? Fire. All right, let's go.
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Let's go on the beach. And then the first line of Americans just got murdered and they're like, oh God, you want to pull up? You're a little late here. I was on the third line.
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And there's some wild boys. Yo, shout out to Mormons. I know it sounds like we're back in the morns. Like, incredibly impressive, like, what they've created. Like, I think this idea of Mormonism is that there's these dopes, and they go live in Ethiopia, and then they come back here, and then they kind of just settle in Salt Lake, and nothing really happens. It's like...
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That thing, what is it called, where they go for two years? The mission is like this beautiful, you basically get your business acumen locked in for two straight years, right? You go, you learn sales in the toughest environment possible. You learn another language. You're trying to sell God to people who don't want it. Dealing with rejection of the most personal thing in your life.
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The thing that means the most to you. Oh, wow. Getting smacked in the face. And you're put in a lot of them like really tough situations. So they develop that skill to deal with rejection. They develop an amazing skill to sell. And by the end of it, you're not knocking on doors. You're running a team of people that are knocking on doors. Oh, really? Yeah.
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So they come out of that with this, like, understanding of how a business should function, learning another language, and knowing how to manage other people in, like, really desperate situations. So, of course, they come back here and they thrive and they become, like, the largest, what is it, landowners in America or something like that. They run multinational corporations.
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Like, churches, largely. And we just call them goofballs because they have some, like, weird beliefs, but they're...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Bain Capital, the legend. And who were we talking to? We were talking to somebody about how they justify that. Because the idea, I think, with Bain, and I could be messing this up, but you're essentially taking over businesses that are in distress and then building them back up. And you've got to fire maybe 10,000 fucking people when you do that.
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And it's just like, how do you deal with that as a Mormon, as a God-fearing person? You could negatively impact 10,000 people's lives. And I think the justification was, Yeah, but I'm saving the other $20,000 that work at that company. And what would happen to them if the whole company went out of business? So you can retrofit any justification that's pretty good.
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So they were milking 9-11 for blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't nobody need your blood in Texas.
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Listen, I know some of you are probably sitting at your desks. You're working. You're exhausted. You might be tired of that job. You might be tired of that task. But you don't have to be tired. You could just be annoyed, okay? You can have full energy and just be annoyed by those tasks. You can have full energy and you can just be perturbed by those tasks.
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How are you going to have the full energy? Not with that crappy lumen drip coffee that you got in the office. What you need is black rifle energy, okay? This thing right here, this thing right here could stop a school shooting. There is a lot of data on that. There's a lot of data that this right here could stop a school shooting.
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It comes in four different flavors with 200 milligrams of naturally sourced caffeine and zero sugar. How many people do you know that can stop a school shooting with no sugar? Maybe the veterans. This company is veteran-led. Veteran-owned! Veteran-led! Veteran-founded! And they proudly, and I say proudly, support the stopping of school shootings. Yes. And...
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keeping you with a full amount of energy in your tank. Black Rifle Energy has got, yes, you know the Black Rifle coffee, obviously delicious, okay? Obviously keeping you up, but when you need that extra punch, okay? When you see some little incel walking through the halls and you're like, I got to do something about this. That's when you slurp down one of these black rifle energies, okay?
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And then you do unthinkable things to that kid. Then you defend America. Then you defend America.
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But I mean, if you hear somebody that's verbally abusing their child, you should be able to.
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You know what's funny about this is that there's a lot of people that... Like, their kids just worked at the bodega or worked at the diner or worked whatever. And that was just part of their chores. That's what it is. And they didn't get their $10. Maybe they might have got a couple bucks, but this is just your contribution to the family. Like, this is the family business.
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Nobody has an issue with it.
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I will say this, though. All the mommy bloggers, keep that shit up, though, because they put out some good information. If you want to know how to beat jet lag for your kid, you can just type that shit into TikTok.
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That's the difference. You're defining it right.
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what you're describing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I think, yeah, I think slicing it and that when you're making your kid act for the content, and especially, like, emotionally manipulating them and abusing them like this, that's fine. But... No, no. I mean, that's not fine.
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That's illegal. They should go to jail. But I see a lot of these like mommy bloggers. They put out amazing stuff. It's like, hey, my kid was doing this. And it actually this piece of this bottle can pop off. And she almost choked. Like, don't use this bottle. And then you go, oh, my God, thank you so much for sharing that information. I'm just saying, like, as a parent, some of those are fire.
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There's so much useful information that a lot of parents, they're saying, like, which food has allergic reactions, but it's not on the ingredient list.
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Yeah, like, so there's, I love the fact that information is decentralized, especially with parenting, just as a parent, because I get so much of it. But I agree with you, there's a different version of it where you're, like, abusing the kid for content. But the one, like you said, like, where parents are at the forefront, it's super helpful as a parent.
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kind of smart right that's a good idea right with less blood your blood alcohol people will die yeah well then more blood you know it's just like it's kind of a perfect oh yeah do we ever drain the dead what is the uh yeah like how long is blood good like if somebody dies we'll take their their lungs we'll take their liver as soon as they announce time of death they should take the whole yeah like dune just take whatever yeah yeah i feel like that's uh why don't we do that are you an organ donor
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Before, we just had to, like, go off a few parenting books, and you hope those were good. I'd rather go off of millions of people on the internet saying what was useful for their kids without exploiting the kid. And I think a lot of them are good at it. Some even blur their kids' faces out in them. And they'll be like, hey, this tool for sleeping on a plane was really helpful.
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We inflated this thing.
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Right, right, right. Let's have some fucking sense here. You're trying to protect the kids from that online criticism, which is very different when their parents, they're just like offering...
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information and advice yeah one's entertainment one's information yeah education rather yeah but like that shit is fire like how to play with your baby dude there's all these amazing videos from like doctors uh they're not pediatricians but they're like they have maybe like a phd in child psychology or something yeah like how to teach your kid how to sound out letters or how to teach your kid how to like say words before they can even really speak yeah and i yeah i learned all this stuff from them like this is amazing i remember the first time a girl left me alone the baby she's like all right i'll be gone for like an hour and a half we'll be right back and i was like what do i do
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Give me something fun right now. This is too dark. I need something fun. I need something light. How about Jonathan Majors beating the shit out of this girl? We need something fun and light. Bro, the emotional manipulation that he is capable of. That's insane. I need you to read verbatim what happened yesterday.
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Son, he just blamed her for choking the shit out of her. This guy, you need to bury this motherfucker under the jail. Now here's the question.
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They sat on that audio. I think they waited for these rumors. People were defending his ass. And I think the chick is white, right? Yeah.
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Where's Dr. Umar?
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She was the aggressor. Yeah. But isn't... Yeah. But now, oof. Okay, so this is... I'm not mature enough to have this conversation. I just want to point that out right now. I think it's better that way. I am not mature enough to have this conversation. Okay, none of us are mature enough to have this conversation, but we will have it regardless.
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Now, there is a movie where he was, I think it just recently came out, where he played a bodybuilder. I don't know if it was a historical piece, but it's a movie about weightlifting, specifically bodybuilding. And he gets absolutely like ripped, shredded, jacked for it, which I assume he's taking like tons of, you know, steroids and all these other performance enhancing drugs.
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You think that's to blame? I didn't say that at all. I didn't say that at all. I didn't say that at all. What I'm saying is, was he taking all those things around the time of his aggressive behavior? Is it possible that these steroids could have made him lose control? And aggressed. It could have made him more aggressive.
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Yeah, I think I said no. Y'all said no? I think I said no.
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Because if you believe in the afterlife, you don't need organs. It's a soul. Yeah, but my idea of the afterlife is that I got what I got. I'm going to be whatever I need.
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Did you not hear what he came out as? No. Oh, this is just perfectly timed. Look this up if you can, Joey. I'm pretty sure he just came out and said that he was molested. As a child. Yeah.
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Say what? Sexual abuse at age nine. So, yeah, so he came out saying he was sexually abused. I can't help but— Man or woman, that counts.
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Both. Ooh. Damn. Everybody. Very popular. Cutie. Damn. Yo. Yo. We're not mature. Turn the AC off. We are not mature enough to have this conversation. I just want to let you know. But do you think he tried to beat the— Yo. Yo.
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You have to feel bad for him. Doug is out of here. You just walked up. What do you want?
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No, the kid was... But he really is gay. The kid was... Listen, the kid was 17 and also gay. So that doesn't count.
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I'm not totally crazy. Let me make the argument. We're not mature enough to have this conversation, but like gay on gay is the exact same thing as like male 17 year old and like 30 year old teacher. Female. As long as they're both gay. If it's a straight dude that's being, you know, taken advantage of by a gay guy, that's fucked up.
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But if it's a gay guy just getting to fuck a 30 year old movie star. We don't know about that. We don't know about that.
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Okay, so basically at nine, Jonathan Majors was the town tricycle. And listen, listen, listen, listen. we're not mature enough to have this conversation that's horrible there's a lot of people that deal with this absolutely this is horrible and those people should go to jail but that doesn't make it okay for him to uh choke the shit out of a woman yeah that's why we're making these
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The only reason we're making these jokes is because it seems like he tried to undercut the abuse towards this innocent woman with his own molestation. Okay. And that's not allowed. And when you do that, we get to make fun of you for that.
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Hurt people hurt people. He was obviously hurt. Those people that hurt him should be fucking at least questioned. We got to see what the fuck was happening in this town. We got to understand what's going on. But he should go to prison for choking the shit out of a white woman. You know what I mean? Like, what the fuck is happening? Where's Megan Good in all this? She was like his crisis PR.
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She came in. She's so hot. And she was walking around with him. She's this beautiful, stunning, talented woman. Why is she with this dirt bag?
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Oh, my God. One of the most. Are you out of your fucking mind? I hate you sometimes. Are you out of your fucking mind, dude?
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He only saw the hot boys. Exactly. Man, that's really fucked up what he had to endure as a child. Child of the Matrix. If it's even true. We don't know if it's true. He might just be saying it to subvert this woman's narrative about him beating the shit out of her. How awful would that be if he lied about that just to gain sympathy for us when we want to hate a woman beater?
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Oof. I mean, the things people will do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, molested by a man we're more sensitive to than molested by a woman.
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You've been in therapy for 20 years. You're still angry as fuck. How do you think he's going to get over molestation and nothing?
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Damn, bro. All right, well, listen, we got through most of the trauma section of today's episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I know. No, I did. It's class D. D is for donor. No. No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean... He abused a woman, Al. Yeah, that's not true. He was molested.
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cancel stuff no that's not that's what the marvel movies try to do right remember when magneto was a bad guy and then we had to feel bad that he was in the holocaust or whatever remember like everybody everybody they just used the holocaust to humanize magneto like nobody asked about magneto right of course of course i'm not even saying okay go ahead i was thinking that you
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They all say that, like, they're not going to try to save you as much. As if a doctor sees, like, a fresh pair of kidneys. All right, let this motherfucker bleed out. They don't see your license. But they don't take the blood. They don't take the blood. Like, if it starts to clot and it's... They take it from the liver. They take it from the living people.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Most of the women... My Aunt Edith, rest in peace, had huge tits. She looked like Gru. She was like... All upper body. It was just this massive upper body. But a lot of them start to get fat, and then their belly and tits become this one thing. It's just like someone put a square on top of their hips.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. And then we don't have to, you know, you don't have to pull up to these kids in school. Yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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all the high schoolers would line up it was a glorious thing it was fucking dude two for one yes bro big white bus pulled up right behind him but you gotta jerk off before because you won't have the blood to fill your dick so you gotta jerk off first then you give blood and you take the blood right from the dick so they drain your dick you jerk off it's still hard and then you just tap it bro Brandon said that you remember you know Brandon yeah he said I know him he's here every week I know him
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Thank you. Thank you. They weren't shooting as many threes, and there weren't as many players that could hit pro threes.
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So the leads were a little bit safer, whereas the college threes always have been super close. So the guys who... who can't really shoot at NBA range could shoot pretty efficiently in college. And then you could evaporate a lead pretty quickly. So I wonder if, obviously, part of it is the skill set. There's singular, an unbelievable talent. But there's just more guys going to hit a college three.
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Also, you've got to see every one of them fans. When you're at home, they're in your physics class. If you miss that free throw, you've got to look at that guy and you've got to explain to him how gravity works. Oh, man. All right, well, let's see what happens. Listen, if you're betting, you know you're doing it with Stake. Stake's the leader in global betting and U.S. social casinos.
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I have two now. I have two. He said, you're not racist, Mark. You're not racist. But if you want to prove it to the world, just go on Shannon Sharp's podcast.
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Okay. Pretty girl.
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Oh, I know this one. Is this the one? No, that's the other one.
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So there is a girl. I don't know if she's on OnlyFans, but she's definitely all over my TikTok and Instagram and everything. Pause. That is the girl. No, the other one got a bigger dumper. Okay. Well, I think what we're all talking about is there is a girl who is putting on a Down Syndrome filter.
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Now, this is a tricky one because they are above age physically, but mentally above age. They stop maturing probably around, I don't know, 12, 13 or something like that, right? Oh, fuck. Don't say that. Yeah. So what is the rule with that? I think it's intellectual maturity. Yeah, you got to go, no. Yeah, I don't think you can have sex with a Down syndrome person.
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No, wait a minute. The body's still a baby. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's onto something. Admiring them would not involve any intellectual manipulation at all. And their body is of age.
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So this is really interesting. It is not wrong if they had one. And we know it's not wrong because Victoria's Secret, I think, had one of them at the show, right? Didn't they have a Down syndrome model?
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So clearly it's okay that we observe them and admire them, right? No. Good. I'm safe. You're safe. You're safe. Now, having sex with them, you would be having sex with a 12-year-old trapped in a 24-year-old fucking supermodel's body. Yeah, which is gross.
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Now, I think she's faking. Yeah, that brings up a whole other ethical ripple. Well, the Victoria's Secret model is not faking. Of course, of course. But this girl that you are bringing up, it appears is pretending to have Down syndrome. There's multiple of these bitches. Yeah, that we would look at them on the internet, which is working, according to the algorithm.
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that's funny that's facts though he's like it's kind of gay you get a blood transfusion someone else's blood pumping your dick up that's gay oh my god yeah yeah you can't risk die i guess wow that's right i guess yeah you never think about blood as like your thing yeah if you feel like it's like water or something like that we just all have access to it but yeah it's your blood and you got another man's blood fucking your wife
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You are welcome. Now let's get back to the show.
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No, I saw it. I saw when he went to go jerk off and he was looking at his butt or whatever.
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He didn't move away, like... Do we know... Like, I haven't gotten to this episode yet, but do we know if they're, like, actually... Brothers, or... Yeah. They're blood brothers?
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Yeah.
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Whatever we accuse him of, he is.
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And he's going to incriminate himself. We don't need to say a single thing. Every time he opens his mouth organically and authentically, he will prove he is racist and now gay. Just keep podcasting.
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Anything to not go to the hospital, bro.
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yeah yeah just so first of all i just want to say something which i i admire a tv show this is their third season right so you could you know you could grab your balls and go on the third season by that i mean you could take as long as you want to build up the storylines and then when you finally execute huge cannonball splash yeah the first few episodes came out and people were writing this shit off they're like oh they lost it the first two seasons were good i still feel that way
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This episode was weird as fuck. It was my least favorite.
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I mean, we gave you syphilis one time.
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Okay, let me just get out what people were saying. And I spoke to one of the producers of the show, and he was like, yeah, it's annoying that there's a lot of criticism about it, but we're building up towards this thing. And I was like, I think that takes courage. Now with today's internet culture, you just want to give everybody something in the first three seconds so they don't scroll away.
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So I think it's brave... To actually slow play something and then deliver big five episodes in or six episodes in. And the reality is with the, what's it called, the binge culture, People can just, if they turned it off after two episodes and they find out something crazy happened on six, one weekend, they'll just plow through the rest of it. So you can really let these characters marinate.
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And now you don't want to go to the hospital. You wouldn't even get that COVID shot probably because of the syphilis thing.
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Now, I wouldn't recommend doing this. Season one, I wouldn't recommend doing it. Fair. Season two, that's ballsy. But season three, you've earned it. You put out two great pieces of content. And you should know as the consumer, yo, all these characters are a little fucked up. You might not know why yet, but pay attention and lock in.
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And I think they do a really good job on this show specifically of creating mystery. You don't know why each person is doing whatever they're doing, but you are curious to see where this is going.
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And so as much as people bitch or complain on TikTok, you're going to keep fucking watching. And then when they come through with a hammer, hopefully that's happening in these next few episodes. I haven't seen, but it seems like the reaction to it was this. And then also there's a monologue. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, Sam Rockwell. And I love the fact that they didn't even mention he's in the show. Usually you have an actor of that size on a show like this. There's not a lot of big actors in the show. Like you can't like who's who's a big actor in the show outside of the dude that played Slytherin. Dude, the K-pop girl. Yeah, the K-pop girls. She's not a big actress. She's just dumb famous.
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She's super famous, and she's so beautiful. Warren Goggins is pretty big, right? Yeah, I think he's like... I think he's pretty big. He's not huge. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, Walden Goggs, I think, has just recently, with the success of Fallout, maybe become this, like, beloved character or character actor. But, like, there's not, like, huge superstars in the show.
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She was, like, a pretty famous person. And she got famous from being on the show.
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It was because of the syphilis thing. Yeah, absolutely. So they were just straight up injecting syphilis into black people? Into the pilots, yeah.
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Coolish.
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Sorry that I- Anyway, my point is- You're really funny. When you have an actor of Sam Rockwell's name, his size on a show where there's not a lot of huge marquee actors, usually you would put it in the promo. You'd be like, oh, by the way, this guy's coming, so you guys should watch.
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The fact that they don't even mention it, he's not even in the credits or anything like that, I think that shows balls. It shows confidence.
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I mean, Rockwell's such a good actor. No, he's a beast. Unbelievable. He's awesome. There's a... Yeah, he's a beast. I will say in this show, in the first few episodes that I've consumed, the relationship between the three girls, watching my wife watch those three girls... It's unbelievable because she's watching and she's like, this is how we are. This is how we are.
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We kind of like, we're all friends. We hang out. Then we all like gossip and talk a little shit behind each other's back. Like this is like, she goes, this is an obviously exaggerated hyperbolic hyperbolic version of a relationship of, you know, a few like close friends maybe around that age. But she's like, it's not like foreign. Yeah.
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Let's just see. But why did they not think that you would just get syphilis? Like, what's the experiment?
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Like, it is what a joke should do or what a TV show should do is, like, take something that is true or real and then just ratchet up a little bit, but not so much that you couldn't believe it. Does that make sense? Yeah. And you see those combos and, like, I think those three, as annoying as they are and that feeling that you get where you're like, oh, I feel uncomfortable watching it.
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To me, I'm like, that is written to perfection.
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That's what the guy, what's his name? Mike White, I believe his name is, the guy who creates the show. I think like- He's great. His superpower is like understanding relationships between people and like- exaggerating or like turning up the heat on our most fucked up qualities.
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Because everything is kind of... These relationships between like the hot young girl and like the older dude that like pays for everything like that. Like it's toxic, but it's not abnormal from relationships you've seen. Like this shit is... He's good. And I think that's why you relate to it so much.
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Like, there's a little part of you that kind of, like, either sees somebody you know or even yourself in these characters.
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He nails that. He nails that. Son, the mom. The pill puppet. So perfect. My lorazepam. Oh, shit.
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That's some suburban white shit. In the city, we didn't experience a lot of that. Sometimes on the Upper East Side, you get a little bit of it, but a lot of those moms were high-performing, working moms and shit like that. The mom at home who marries the rich guy but really cares about her place in like local society. I mean, like how she relates to these people. The HOA. Say that again. The HOA.
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Like the homeless association. And also the judgment that she has. Like, we're not trashy. We're classy. I mean, she is, what is that woman's name in the place? Parker Posey. That woman. She's a good, dude, Gone Girl. That's Gone Girl, I'm pretty sure. Wait a minute, is Parker Posey Gone Girl? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in, is it Six Feet Under or something like that?
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I don't know. She's been in some shit, obviously, but she deserves to win some shit. Every time she talks, if I'm on that set and I'm one of the other actors, I'm laughing every time she talks. It's so funny.
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That's why you don't trust the government. They did it in Guatemala, too. Did they? USAID. USAID. So they didn't trust the results from the black people. We need a bigger data set.
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Yes, or she just doesn't want to acknowledge or admit that her husband, who is this like pillar of society, whose father or grandfather was a governor of North Carolina, wherever the fuck they're from.
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Even, I don't know how far, again, I don't know what happens in the next couple episodes, because I think I just watched three, or maybe I watched a little bit more. Yeah, you're only one episode behind. Okay, so the daughter is a fucking bitch. After this episode? I haven't even seen this episode.
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But the fact that she makes the whole family take a 35-hour flight to go to this thing so that she can, like, what was it? She wanted to interview a monk? Yeah, she wanted to go live in a monastery. No, no, no. She told them. For my thesis. And when reality is just so she could see if the monastery is good and then live there. It's like she's trying to act like she's this like holier than thou.
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Like, I don't have attachments. I'm Buddhist. It's like, no, you're the most entitled little fucking. You want to do something. So you make your entire family go to Thailand so you can check out this little place. And the irony that she doesn't even realize her own entitlement. She thinks her family are the selfish ones. And the only one that calls her out.
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is the patrick schwarzenegger brother where he goes dad she always fucking gets what she wants everything she wants she always gets right and then everybody goes oh you're just being like a snobby little wasp who just talks a lot of shit yeah no no no that motherfucker knows exactly what that sister is she might be the most manipulative in the whole family and the fact that she doesn't even know it yeah she shows up at the temple being like yeah i'm just gonna talk to the head monk and the guy's like yeah you have to make an appointment
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Is that, come on, be honest. Is that the idea behind it? Or did they like mutate the virus a little bit?
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This is ballsy TV creation. Like, I think a lot of times people are going into like creating a show. They're like, how can we make him likable? How can we do it? And it's no, no, no. Fuck with me. Do what they did in Game of Thrones. You like Jamie Lannister? He's a piece of shit. When you like him again. No, he's the worst human being ever. Then you like him again.
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Fuck with my emotions a little bit.
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And when we don't know what to expect, we keep watching. Yeah. Stop creating things that we already know what to expect because you think it won't fail. That fails every single time. Yeah. Fuck with me. And at least the first few episodes, they're building up this girl to be like the only innocent one in the family. And I'm just looking at her like, what the fuck is going on here?
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And then she's like, don't tell him, but I'm actually going to stay here for a year. And then what is the first thing the younger brother goes, but what about me? They're all selfish pieces of shit.
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If it's two hot girl twins, people would be like, pretty chill. I've told you guys this, right? When I dated those, one girl was a twin, and I was like, have you guys ever, you know, done like a threesome? And they were like, that's incest. And I was like, for y'all. But yeah, I know... So I guess, yeah, I guess they're like doing the kiss shit. It is weird.
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It's weird that the brother was like looking at him. Like that scene wouldn't be as weird if the brother wasn't gazing into Patrick Schwarzenegger's ass.
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I'll tell you what, that British girl is so endearing. Oh, she's awesome. Oh my goodness.
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And I'm waiting to see what happens. Which one? The teeth. Oh, okay. It's funny. She did a, she was talking about, she's been an actress for a while and she was successful, I guess, actress in theater and stuff like that in England. And she's like, I just can't get cast as American roles. Like I never get cast as American. And it's just because of the teeth.
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And then she's like, I played one in a theater production and people would come up to me and be like, that was actually really brilliant. You're great. But like, none of us believe you're an American simply because of his teeth. Damn. But it is true. Like if, if your teeth look like that in America, you would get braces, especially if you're a pretty girl like her. Yeah.
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Everybody would just go, why don't you just fix that one thing we all fix? And then you'll be like the hottest girl ever.
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Brave. Facts. I'm curious about her relationship with Walton Goggins. Why are they together? What does she get out of this? It's not like she can't find another guy who's a piece of shit. Why does she say that they're soulmates? It seems like she wants to fix him. Yeah. She's the girl who wants to fix the guy. Yeah. So do we really believe that that is her entirety, or is there something else?
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Now, I will say this. This does not make me want to go to Thailand at all. Yeah. You saw the one in Sicily. You're like, dude, Sicily looks amazing. I got to go check this shit out. Yeah. The one in Hawaii, I imagine.
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I still don't believe that you don't believe it. I still don't believe that you don't believe that they were able to do that.
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not just like the natural beauty of it when they're on the boat i think it looks beautiful really i don't like jungles bro i'm a beach guy over a jungle guy i'm off the jungle there's a lot of bugs out there i don't like the forest i don't like the jungle
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You're trying to say that they put syphilis in fully grown black people. And then when they got syphilis, they were like, this syphilis shit is crazy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Our jungle shit is overrated, though.
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It's a snake show. I don't need to see snakes. No, I'll go to a snake show.
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She is so beautiful. Yeah. I mean, she's mega famous. She was in Blackpink. Yeah. The K-pop band.
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doing it killing it yeah but she is like okay so here's something my wife told me you know that show emily in paris yeah so years ago i think like a few seasons ago there was a storyline in the emily in paris show where the heir to the lvmh throne they don't call it lvmh in the show but that's what they're alluding to is dating this like uh asian uh k-pop star mm-hmm
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That girl in real life is dating the heir to the LVMH. Whoa. And that happened years after. Like, I don't even think they could have been privy to it. We're talking about... Life imitating art type.
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Right?
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Yeah, it is.
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Right?
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But yeah, she's so pretty. And she's not, she's not like, like everything that you would think about like traditional beauty where like angles and the face and all this other stuff is not her at all. Like when you describe her, her face is like soft. Yeah. Mm hmm.
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Symmetrical, of course, of course. But like the other girl, the model girl on the show, who's obviously stunning, the girl from Quebec or whatever like that. Yeah. The dates, Gary or Greg or whatever his name is. Like she's traditionally beautiful. Yeah. But that fucking Korean chick, holy shit. I mean, I think she's top tier. The guy that she's dating is so endearing. Love this guy.
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I think he's evil. There's gotta be some shit. We like him too much.
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Fauci was alive during his time? Is that what you're trying to tell me? I think Fauci did. Who was the Fauci at the time that signed off on this? They were all white people. Yeah. That's the problem. We need to throw the bad whites under the bus. Yes. The fact that we don't have a Fauci, that it was his program.
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I mean, did you see the shots fired at Austin? It's like a whole episode dedicated to shitting on Austin.
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Yeah, it's kind of hilarious.
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This is how influential Joe Rogan is. The only reason that girl moved to Austin in the show is because of Joe Rogan. Yeah, probably. I've never heard the word Austin even brought up on TV, film, news before Joe moved there.
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So a lot of them went. And then she's like the example of the LA girl that moves to Austin and adopts the local culture.
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And she was like, are we really going to talk about politics? But also it taps into that like coastal elitism, too. Like, how could you be around them? Yeah. It's just so classic, like liberal woman, liberal, rich woman from the coast. Yeah. How do you what do you even talk to them about? Yeah. Like, just so removed from, like, reality. Yeah.
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The same thing you would talk to her about for the last two days. You guys have been talking. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, she's a big one. You know, there's like... The Scottish are so they have like such like a roasty culture. Yeah. They're like, you got to get you got to accept whatever the fuck you look like real fast. So if you're if you're fat, everybody calls you fat since you're a kid. It's kind of like Latinos. Like the fat kid, they call you they call you Flaco. What does that mean? Skinny.
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You know the guys. Well, we know about them when they did it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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Germans threw their guys under the bus. We need to throw them under the bus. Yeah, that's true. We need to know who the Fauci was at the time.
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So if he drops this, I mean, it's just, is it a massive L? Do we just move on? Does anybody care? They can never make me hate Drake. Isn't that crazy?
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It's never going to work.
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Well, I think that the lawsuit says that they were specifically inflating and promoting the song. Yeah. Which had the inflammatory lyrics. But I don't think the lawsuit is about the inflammatory lyrics. I think it's about the inflation of the song.
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I believe that. That's a thing. Thank you. Thank you. I've been saying this for fucking years. I'm trying to do my best, you know. Yeah. A good version of us out there for the world to consume. This is horrible. I agree. Nah, they have white marriage. How do you not know who did that to you? Yeah. I think all of you. That's the problem. That's the problem. That's the design. That's my point.
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Right, but again, just so we understand what we're saying here, he's not saying you put out a song that has these lyrics. It's you are inflating it over normal amounts. So I think it's about the inflation, not the lyrics. But the inflation...
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So that's a good point. Yes. So kind of Drake is Drake's calling out the business in a way where the business has to acknowledge that they do do this. Yeah. Yeah. And now he was the beneficiary.
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But I guess he's also saying, if all things are fair, I'll still beat all these motherfuckers.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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We like it. Can you just be honest? You fucking prostitutes. Y'all got simplicity blamed on us. Can you just be honest? You're telling me the pilots. We got it from the white prostitutes, though. Why?
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Because Sicilians are black. That's true. That's true. All right.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Damn, bro, that's crazy that we don't know the person responsible for that study. It's crazy you didn't know. No, no, I knew what happened. I knew that they were, you know, not using protection. I knew something happened, you know, but I didn't know there was a specific psychopath that was like, hey, let's just inject syphilis in them and then see if they get it.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. But I thought what they did is like they mutated the virus in some way and they thought that it would create... I could be wrong. ...an immunity to the disease. No, you're right, Akash.
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Before we get out of here, let's do one more thing.
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We still don't have the JFK files. Nobody read 80,000 pages this morning. Can you throw that shit in chat, GBT? That's what I was thinking.
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So there was more shit covered.
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Now, to be fair, I think that we were kind of like forcing him to give a steel man. And I think that's maybe what you're responding to. Maybe. You see all the Teslas exploding? Yeah. Set on fire, right? Al's selling his Tesla.
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But this is terrorism. This is domestic terrorism. Yes, tell him. Tell him. Not for real. Like, you should lock these motherfuckers up. This is... You can't do this, bro. Freedom of speech.
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No people are in danger.
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Oh, wow. I looked at terrorism as like violence with a political agenda. I think that's the definition of terrorism. But then is property violence? Like if no one dies. Yeah.
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I want to know who was responsible. The fact that it's not in the Wikipedia article. This is crazy. All white people get blamed for it. No white people are just sitting around hoping you get syphilis. They're probably hoping way worse things than the really racist ones. They're not even satisfied with the syphilis.
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Yeah, I guess the property damage can't count as terrorism because in Spain, there was a group that would blow up cars and they would make sure that nobody was there. But they would just blow up the cars or like there was a bomb in a building, but they would make sure nobody was there. But the idea was to like stoke this fear and they had a political agenda.
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So I don't know if anybody needs to get hurt for it to be defined as terrorism. I just think we should look that up. Wasn't that when they were trying to fight Uber? No, no, this is way back in the day. This is when they were fighting over. Yeah, this is, like, there was a separatist group, I think, in, like, the Basque country or something like that. Yeah.
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And I wonder even if, like, the car bombs and shit like that in Ireland were, like, people in the cars. I think they were targeting people, if I'm not mistaken.
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Sure, sure, sure. But that has nothing to do with the political agenda part of it.
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Yeah, it seems like this is trying legal. I think we're like splitting hairs on a word. But I think the point that I'm trying to make here is that like this is an aggressive act of whatever you want to call it. Is this violence? What is this?
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Terrorism is probably defined as a calculated use of violence or the threat of violence to instill fear and achieve political or ideological goals, often targeting civilians or noncombatants.
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It's absolutely instilling fear, right? And for a political agenda, like they don't like his politics, so they're attacking one of his businesses. This has nothing to do with the quality of the cars. Like this is an American car manufacturer. The people that make Teslas are Americans. 100% of Teslas sold in America are made by Americans in America. You can't say that for Ford.
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You can't say that for GMC. You can't say that for any other car producer in America, I'm pretty sure. So this is an act of aggression on American automakers that will lose their jobs if Tesla tanks and cannot sell cars anymore. So you are attacking Americans when you're doing this. Yeah, I'm a victim. Terrorism. You're a victim of terrorism.
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So for real, to me, I think this is disgusting, and it's motivated by a political agenda. It's just, I don't agree with this guy's politics, so we're going to attack his business, which ultimately will hurt Americans. And yeah, I just think it's gross. I think it's disgusting.
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The most racist white guys go, let's give them this curable disease. So what kind of weird mutated psychopath would even develop something?
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You're using them already. You're using PayPal. Oh, yeah. You're using, I mean, if you were pro-Ukraine in the war, what do you think the Ukraine government uses for internet access on the battlefield? Starlink, right?
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So it's just like this idea that you could take this one specific thing about Elon that you don't like and then use everything else that you really do like and enjoy and makes your life better, but not attribute any of that to Elon at all. It's, yeah, it's microscopic thinking. Yeah.
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has the cyber truck and we're just going oh look at these like rich successful people like almost every uber i get now is a tesla which is the worst i i when it goes too fast when you order the black car and they give you a tesla it's a little bit i think that's egregious yeah i'll be honest it's egregious it's not it starts too quick yeah i'm not worried about that i ordered a black car give me a fucking cadillac i don't want to be sitting in this fucking shitty toyota
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It's like 80,000. Okay, whatever. The point is, there's some fucking, there's some guy who immigrated to the United States of America legally or illegally, and he's trying to make a living, and now he's got a dick drawn on his car, and he can't charge Uber Black prices anymore because his shit has been terrorized because of some fucking white bitch from Maine with purple hair is upset at Elon.
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Like, the people who are actually going to suffer from this are probably, well, obviously it's Elon, but if you're talking about the actual destroying of the cars, I bet you it's more minorities than anything else.
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I mean, we know one. I get to see a white person affected by it. So these people in their efforts to push whatever, I don't want to call it woke ideology, but maybe push back against what he's doing, which you have every right to be suspicious of. And it might work horribly. People might be really impacted. You don't even realize the people you're attacking to prove your point.
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So you guys, hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. It worked?
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To protect those exact same people, you might also be hurting them.
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It's like peak American human hypocrisy.
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I bought this before Elon went crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I didn't want to say it.
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You're negotiating with terrorists. Yeah.
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We're taking our shoes off at the airport because of terrorists. You got to put a fucking Audi decal on your car because of terrorism. It's fucked up. It does look sick, though. Honestly, it looks better.
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It looks better. Yeah. Yeah. That Audi logo slaps, dude. I don't know. That shit is hard. They make a great car. Like, let's stop acting like it's not a great fucking car. And making the car has nothing to do with what he's doing in government. If you don't like Doge, go protest the Doge shit. Yeah. But that is ineffective. So you have to hit him somewhere else. Yeah.
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Elon needs to shut up and invent.
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So you have to go to a Tesla dealership and you light it on fire. Yeah. That shit is so whack, bro. That shit is so whack.
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Well, the T was, there were private... East India Trading Company. Yeah, which is a private company. Publicly traded. But, no, so it was a publicly traded company. They're attacking, just like Tesla is. So they're attacking that. And then the idea was, is the East India Trading Company would...
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hope that England would protect their business interests in America because England was the beneficiary with that tax revenue. So yeah, this is exactly what they're doing. So they better hope they're right. What does that say? Like the difference between like terrorism and revolutionary is the victor? Yeah. Terrorist and freedom fighter. Yeah.
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So yeah, we'll see what happens.
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Yeah, smacking someone's tea out their hand.
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But there were people working on that ship that had to move the T, and that was their job. And then if the East India Trading Company stops or Dutch East India Trading Company stops doing it, they're out of a job. Those people suffer. That's what I'm trying to say. It's not like this is a foreign car manufacturer and we're protesting them because we're at war with them.
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Let's say we're at war with Germany and we're like, yo, no more Porsches, no more Mercedes. All right, bet. Stop it. Done. All these cars are made in America. Like 100% of the Teslas sold in America are made here fully. Not the shit like with Ford where like 30% of it is made in some other country and then you kind of put it together here. They're all made here.
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So this is as American as it gets when it comes to the automotive industry. Hmm. I feel like it's something we should maybe protect. Is there another business we could protest? Protest SpaceX. I don't give a fuck about that.
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All right, so then don't protest that. Protest the tunnels. Yeah, the Hyperloop. Protest the tunnels. Protest the Hyperloop. Protest one of these other goofy shits. Don't protest the one that we like and we all enjoy. Flamethrowers.
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We don't need flamethrowers. Protest it.
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That's actually good. They got to fight back. If you're going to light a Tesla on fire, there should be like a flamethrower that pops out of one of the terminals. Yeah, Batman shit. That's kind of fire. Make each one a Bond vehicle. Yeah. Yeah. No, that shit's wild. That shit sucks. Anyway, guys, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you on Patreon. Patreon.com slash flagrant. Peace.
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We got to figure out who the... That's what I'm saying. Taliaferro Clark. Taliaferro doesn't sound super white. I'm going to be honest. It doesn't feel Jewish. I was thinking that.
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This guy's a fascist Italian. Of course. You know what I mean? We had, listen, he's basically a Nazi. The Italians back then were Nazis. They saw what the Nazis were doing. We're like, okay, we like that shit. Okay. And some, some will say it's like they, they love clothing so much. They're like, whatever. But the reality is, is they were Nazis. So they came here and they tried to do Nazi shit.
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Andrew Schulz
I agree with you 100 percent. And I still have empathy for them. The white guy from Maine who works for like NPR, who is truly trying to make the world better. Yeah. And he's trying to protect these people. He doesn't really know. Exactly. And he might believe that they're under attack from these things that people are saying.
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Andrew Schulz
And his knee jerk reaction is to do the right human thing, which is to protect these people. But his ignorance is creating an inability to understand a social dynamic that he hasn't lived. And there's ignorance that goes both ways. You could call me a lot of things, but when you talk about other cultures and that kind of stuff, I wouldn't say ignorant is one of them.
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Andrew Schulz
What I'm always very proud of is nobody has a more diverse audience at their comedy shows than me. The thing that brought me to you is I saw a video of you in, I think, Taiwan.
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Andrew Schulz
It's no fun if they're not there. I don't do the joke if they're not there. Everybody has this discomfort. When they're there, it's actually more comfortable for everybody. Right, if they're laughing, it gives you permission to laugh. true. But even if they weren't laughing, it doesn't feel like we're hiding some nefarious act.
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Andrew Schulz
It feels like there's enough trust there to have fun in this moment with these people, which is what you do when you have close relationships with people from different cultures. You eventually build up enough trust and you hopefully don't go for like low hanging fruit shit where not only do they laugh at the joke, what I've seen at my shows is they feel seen.
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Andrew Schulz
If you can know nuance and specific things about a culture and I'm a white guy from New York. Why do I sell out arenas in the Middle East? It's because I might say specific nuanced things about what's going on there. And they're like, what the fuck?
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Andrew Schulz
The takeaway from that, I hope, is, oh shit, he like took a second to talk to people and learn about some things that no outsider would really know about. Most of them are coming here to party and fuck some Russian prostitute. He's sitting down and finding out how we date and how we use airdrop pictures to hit on girls without them even knowing. And if the girl accepts it, that's how we can talk.
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Andrew Schulz
But we want to avoid public humiliation. So we won't walk up to a woman because culturally that might be shunt. I think that's the takeaway. And then I think what happens is the casual sees like a 30 second clip with the caption. This guy's a bad guy. They watch it with that context, which I get.
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Andrew Schulz
This is where you got to understand Latin culture. They don't care about those things.
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Andrew Schulz
Allow the people that like it to like it. People are allowed to not like things. I think the big issue with comedy right now is this idea that people aren't allowed to be offended or aren't allowed to feel uncomfortable. You can react however you want to react to anything. You're entitled to your reaction. If you find it funny, that's great. If you don't find it funny, that's also great.
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Andrew Schulz
If you feel uncomfortable and offended by it, that's great. And on a person to person interaction, like if I'm saying something and I'm teasing you about being a cheerleader or whatever, and you go, hey, that was like a really uncomfortable time in my life. I don't want you to tell me more cheerleading jokes. You know what I'll never do with you is another cheerleading joke.
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Andrew Schulz
I will continue to tell cheerleading jokes forever. Globally. Globally? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to you, it's being an asshole, essentially.
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Andrew Schulz
It feels as if I should be comfortable, but my shirt is riding up. My pants are riding. Your bins are bouncing out. Yeah, what the hell is going on?
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Andrew Schulz
No, you're doing great. No one liked the first couch either. You're doing perfect. Okay, tell me. Tell me.
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Andrew Schulz
You don't feel comfortable saying retarded. I don't feel comfortable. That's fine. You don't have to say it. I can say it because it's my embryos.
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Andrew Schulz
If I have retarded embryos, I can call them whatever I want.
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Andrew Schulz
Hopefully that'd be great if people watch it. It will.
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Andrew Schulz
Well, it depends how they feel about it. If they see it and they're like, hey, that really hurt me and made me feel really uncomfortable. Then in that personal interaction, I'll feel bad that somebody was hurt by it. A person hurt.
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Andrew Schulz
I don't feel bad about people telling me to feel bad on behalf of people that we don't even know if they feel bad.
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Andrew Schulz
It's like Latinx. You're apologizing to advocates a lot. I never apologize.
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Andrew Schulz
I'm not going to apologize to some white guy from Maine who's like, we have to call Mexicans Latinx. And then I asked my Mexican friends and I'm like, yo, what's up with this Latinx? They're like, is that a movie? Like they have no clue what that is. They hate it because they know it's white people projecting and advocating for them.
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Andrew Schulz
It's white people going, look how good I am. And you're using minorities to feel good about yourself. Don't use them. Why don't you have a conversation with them? Why don't you befriend them and see what they actually care about instead of sitting in some like Ivy League institution and going, how can we get more pats on the back?
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Andrew Schulz
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thanks for having me.
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Andrew Schulz
We tried really hard to have Democratic representation on the pod around the election. Mark Cuban was the only guy who came on. Buttigieg said he was going to come on. Then he's like, I have to do debate prep, which I give him. And then we tried to get Waltz. And then he got into his little saying he did things he didn't do.
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Andrew Schulz
He was like, I was at the Civil War. I was at the Battle of Gettysburg. We're like, no, you weren't. And he was like, no, I was flying one of the planes during Pearl Harbor. Like he just kept on saying shit that he didn't do. And then.
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Andrew Schulz
Are you going to defend him saying that he was in Tiananmen Square?
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Andrew Schulz
Are you going to sit on the pod right now? I'm telling you, this is where the Dems lose. No, I know. They can't just be like, yo, that was dumb.
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Andrew Schulz
It was dumb. Exactly. And if the Republicans do the same shit the Democrats did for the last four years where they go, oh, you're exaggerating. What the hell is wrong with you? We're right back in the same fucking place. You did some goofy shit. Of course. You did it. It was goofy. And we move on. Don't gaslight me.
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Andrew Schulz
But I'm not saying on behalf of Republicans. I'm saying on behalf of me, Andrew Schultz. This is my opinion.
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Andrew Schulz
Well, because we were talking about walls. Republicans, and I'm saying Democrats. We tried to get a bunch of Dems on the pod, and I think that they were a little bit hesitant. I think you saw the Kamala interviews were a little bit more scripted. Definitely. And this is the burden of being the progressive party. You have to push for progress. We don't get here without progress.
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Andrew Schulz
Keep in mind, I'm from an arts family in New York City. Yeah, exactly, yes. I grew up Democrat, super liberal. Went to UCSB. I think what happened is the party of progress has to keep seeking more progress, as it should. The burden of the party of progress... is alienating the groups that you're trying to create more equity, opportunity, and equal treatment.
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Andrew Schulz
You can't really sit down on a pod and shoot the shit like you would without the cameras rolling when in your mind you're going, fuck, if I don't acknowledge these pronouns, then this group is going to be upset. And if I could dissect it a little bit more, the major criticism I would have, and I think the thing is really difficult is,
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Andrew Schulz
I was a big Bernie guy, despite maybe not agreeing with him on economic policy. I agreed that he wanted to help. I like people that want to help. I might not agree with AOC on economic policy. That chick wants to help.
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Andrew Schulz
And that's why her district voted for her and Trump. So these are the things that we got to key into. And people need help. You don't celebrate Luigi Mangione shooting that guy if you don't need help.
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Andrew Schulz
So for me, when I'm seeing that, I go, the Dems are kind of shackled to identity politics because they're afraid of making it what it really should be, which is a class war, which Bernie did and got all the support. He's like, these billionaires, they're taking all your money. You guys need to get paid more. We need to make sure that these jobs are secure.
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Andrew Schulz
We need to tax these motherfuckers so that money can trickle down to the rest of you. And all of us saw that and we're like, who the fuck is this guy? This guy is awesome. I think there are people in the Democratic Party that were like, hey, those billionaires give us a lot of money. This is interesting parallel. We got to get rid of this guy.
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Andrew Schulz
So I think Bernie Sanders got a problem and they're called the Bernie bros. And the Bernie bros are sexist and they're bigoted and they're racist. To me, they played the exact same handbook with the Manosphere Pods. oh, these guys are sexist and they're bigot and they're racist.
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Andrew Schulz
And it's just like, no, you're too scared to call out the real thing that Americans need help with, which is billion dollar corporations and these fucking trillionaire human beings that seemingly do not care about the working class people. Once they get back into working class, how do we put money in their pockets? How do we make eggs cheap and stop worrying about the identity politics?
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Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I do too. But don't go too soft on me. No, don't you worry. Okay. Okay.
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Andrew Schulz
I think Democrats... See you later. If I can't afford eggs, I can't care about the bathrooms. I need eggs. My daughter eats so many. The amount of eggs this girl eats. Eggs and blueberries is all they eat. If the Democrats said right now we're going to make blueberries free and eggs free, I don't even say the word Republican again in my life.
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Andrew Schulz
People try to give the pods credit for Trump's. Right, right, right. And I literally say we did nothing. Maybe what we did is made people feel more comfortable saying what they were going to vote for out loud.
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Andrew Schulz
Remember when Biden won? It wasn't because people were voting for Biden. It was a rejection of Trump and the temperature. It was just exhausting. Everything was a fight every single day. They're like, yeah, we just need to return to normal.
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Andrew Schulz
So now this election, in my opinion, yes, he's incredibly popular and there are people that love him, without a doubt. I'm not undermining that. But I think that's like 30%. It is a small. This was a rejection of the institution in power and the Democrats were in power. And it was a rejection of what people thought was were the most important things to that party.
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Andrew Schulz
Now, there could have been way more important things, but if they're not communicated in a way where we can digest it. That's what I want to hear.
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Andrew Schulz
I guess. I can sleep at night, but also it's less maybe interviews, but more conversations where somebody will point something out and I'll just be like, oh, okay. I see why that's interpreted in that way. Right, right, right. Yeah, so I'm open. You've never, like, gone full.
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Andrew Schulz
This is a good discussion. I agree with you where I don't think that's the official platform of the party. But to what we were saying earlier, the fear of ostracizing a group, they will not remove themselves from it. And I think that what the Republicans have done really well is painted them with the most extreme beliefs of the party. And I think Democrats have done that well to Republicans, too.
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Andrew Schulz
I think this is a political process. Unfortunately, the only problem is it seems like Americans are more comfortable with the most extreme version of Republicans right now than they are with the most extreme version of Democrats.
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Andrew Schulz
No, they're quite centrist, but they just won't go out there and be like, there's not 67 genders. They won't go out there and say that trans women shouldn't compete. And also that trans discussion is even more nuanced. Like there's a thing that people don't say, which is should they compete against women, women or whatever you want to call women?
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Andrew Schulz
Cis women. Cis women. Yeah. No. But we can also say it sucks for them. That is so unfortunate that you're in that situation.
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Andrew Schulz
I agree. And I feel like a lot of times in the discourse, there's not even room on Twitter for the little bit of empathy in the middle. So it seems so rigid and harsh. and we're getting things in 180 characters or whatever the character limit is, there's room to be like, man, it sucks as that person. Because I do believe that there are trends with things.
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Andrew Schulz
So I think that there are some young kids that are probably identifying as trans that might not actually be not only trans. I think that happens with a lot of it.
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Andrew Schulz
And if my guess is that competing in the Olympics is not even the top 100 of the things that those people care about.
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Andrew Schulz
And now they're the talking point of every show. And they're just out here going, I'm just trying to be a barista at this thing. And everybody who comes up wants to ask me if I should be a swimmer. And you're like, I don't give a fuck about swimming.
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Andrew Schulz
You're playing prevent defense. And what you need is Americans inherently identify as brave and we like to take risk. Anything that looks risky is exciting for us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Andrew Schulz
Even before it started, they're kind of roasting him for not wearing a suit. They're like, yeah, you can't wear a suit to the Oval Office. And then he's like, I'm in a war.
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Andrew Schulz
I know it's a card game. I think they thought that they were going to announce the stop to it. I think they thought there was going to be an agreement and that's why they had it. And then it became kind of combative.
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Andrew Schulz
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Andrew Schulz
They were just going to bring them there and fucking brawl beat them. But we can't ever be free of China, right? They make shit. We buy shit. Everything in this room is probably from China. And that's okay. I agree. What's the problem? I think we should all be working together. This is a better world. What is it? Two countries with McDonald's have never gone to war?
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Andrew Schulz
authentically pure. And I know my heart is good. I know I don't have hatred for people. And if I did, it wouldn't be funny. It would be angry. And I've written jokes that were angry and they don't work. It makes people feel uncomfortable.
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Andrew Schulz
I think that innately we can sense it because I've even sensed it. You know, there's times there's comedians that do jokes about white people that are so funny. My introduction to comedy is Eddie Murphy, Def Comedy Jam, Kings of Comedy. So many white jokes. They're funny. We got to be able to laugh at ourselves. We're so fucking dorky. Dude, the Phil Jackson walk that he's doing. He's doing this.
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Andrew Schulz
Scotty! Phil Jackson's the coach of the Chicago Union. That's pure sexism right there.
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Andrew Schulz
That was pure sexism. You should know that. We love the last dance. You don't know many other coaches. That's fair enough. To me, I just never felt any, like, malice or hatred. And then I have seen certain people that they make white jokes, for example, and I'm like, oh, wow, you really just don't like white people. Yeah. And what is interesting about it is it's not as funny.
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Andrew Schulz
This is my gift. I'm going to the show. You don't expect me to talk about you and the things in your local community.
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Andrew Schulz
And the Armenians in the audience fucking loved it. Some online were upset. And it was interesting to see some online were defending it. They were like, he was just doing this to all of us. Everybody got it. It's all good. And that's OK. The people upset can be upset about it.
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Andrew Schulz
I mean, Ukraine and Russia are fighting right now, and surely they got McDonald's.
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Andrew Schulz
Jimmy, I love you, because Jimmy's close to Charlamagne, too, and he's close to Matt. He was doing this back and forth with Aaron Rodgers, and I felt like he started with jokes, and then Aaron had a joke, and then I think Jimmy got some real-life circumstances that affected him. I think he got some death threats and that kind of shit. Yeah, he's under attack.
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Andrew Schulz
Well, there's signs up around L.A., these wackos. There's a lot of crazy people out there. Then he made it not about jokes. I was like, yo, you opened the door with jokes. He responded with jokes. And then you were like, what you're doing is dangerous. And Jimmy's always someone who I've looked at and admired. He has iconic TV shows, comedy history, edgy shit. That to me, I felt a little let down.
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Andrew Schulz
You clown this guy on national TV on one of the biggest shows. He clipped you back. To me, I'm like, that doesn't seem fair.
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Andrew Schulz
Don't feel that way, Jimmy, about anybody. I hope you know this. Jimmy is our favorite person. Everybody I've ever met says that he's the best. Obviously, we haven't connected with one another, but please don't be upset. Maybe this will be the elephant.
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Andrew Schulz
They don't have Coca-Cola. They have Foca-Cola or whatever it is. You're still making the money. Isn't Fanta just Nazi Coke? Is it?
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Andrew Schulz
I was like, you can't lose Kristen. It was like a mathematical equation. It just didn't feel good when they heard it. It didn't have the silliness of a joke. And it smelled like slut shaming a little bit. Oh, interesting. I could see that. I didn't mean it. I don't think you did. That's something I'm learning. It's not worth explaining what you meant because what you said hurt people.
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Andrew Schulz
I'm learning that with my wife. I can acknowledge that what I said hurt your feelings. If you later want to understand where I'm coming from, I'll give you that. But you don't want me to explain away your feelings right now. You just want me to acknowledge that something I said made you feel bad.
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Andrew Schulz
Yeah, but, like, I think... I don't know if it was the Coca-Cola company. Oh, God.
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Andrew Schulz
This is your life. Yeah. It's like I do something that might prick you. My intention is not to prick you. I'm concerned that you're going to think I'm the type of person that wants to hurt you. Yes. Or prick you like with your daughter. And you're just like, I just need you to know that I just love you and I want to protect you. I don't want to care for you.
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Andrew Schulz
And now we're explaining instead of just acknowledging films because you know what? They know we love them. Thank you. That's the lesson. We got to have more confidence. And we have this insecurity, like every moment could change the way someone feels about us. Yes.
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Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah. And when I mean hurt, I don't mean saying something really mean. I mean, it could be looking at my phone when my wife's saying something really important. You're checking scores. Exactly. I'm like checking out. And instead of being, well, what I was actually doing is work so I could provide for our family or some stupid shit. She don't want to know about that.
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Andrew Schulz
Pay attention when she's talking or say, hey, I got to finish this thing, but I really want to hear.
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Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Now it's not that bad. That's the reason why I think it's going to go backwards. No, no. Okay. Go ahead.
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Andrew Schulz
It'll be funny, but it's not funny. But it's funny. The idea was like, how many abortions is too many?
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Andrew Schulz
Like how many on the punch card? If it goes to like 20, I think that there has to be an intervention where it's like, all right, we got to do something here. Now, the idea is like the beginning of a joke. Making it silly is...
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Andrew Schulz
Your pockets versus... From all that Nazi money. I think they might sponsor this show.
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Andrew Schulz
Dudes are getting off scot-free. I would argue in that scenario, it's not equivalent because it's 20 different dudes. But if it was the same dude.
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Andrew Schulz
See, that's where I think you could have landed this whole thing. Yes, yes. If one guy gets 20 girls pregnant, neuter that motherfucker. Like, we got to do something. Right. But this is the artistry of a joke. And I gave you like the lump of clay.
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Andrew Schulz
There's the perfect example of when there's a negative reaction, it's not like, these people are fucking idiots. I even commented in it, oh, it turns out that they're not getting these late-term abortions. Like, I even have this caveat that I put in it later after I found the information, but it doesn't matter. People don't look at that. But that's the example of, I don't ever go snowflake.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
The joke wasn't nuanced and sliced thin enough that even the most pro-choice person in the entire world who's like, yes, 20 abortions a girl should have, 40 abortions, would still laugh at.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Is this trashy to do this? I've got a spray and a nicotine. I love that you were doing the nicotine binoco on the pod when you came over because I didn't understand what it was, but we got to feel something. All right. Anyway.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So just tell people what happened. So he put out an album and he had a line in it. He was like, don't ever let no white comedian talk about no black woman. That's law. First of all, how do you know that's about you? I got confirmation. Put it that way. I didn't respond for weeks. Okay. I had to shoot my special. I didn't really care.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
That wasn't even the thing that bothered me about the line. The next line is, and to the N words that coon and the N words that being groomed slide on both of them. Do you guys know what that term slide means? So slide is like assault or kill. I'm thinking and the world is thinking he's talking about Charlemagne and Alex Media, the two black dudes that are on the show with me. Oh.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
So once you tell people to kill my friends. You get whatever I give you. Everybody's like, oh, he's such a victim and all this. He just said whatever. Yeah, he said a stupid thing to me. You're not going to tell me who I can or can't make fun of. But you don't tell your fans to kill two of my friends or slide or assault or whatever it is.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Even if it's not serious, you're putting that energy out there. So don't be surprised if you get some energy back. Some heat. That's my feeling.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
The point I'm trying to make is like, why are you talking shit? Don't tell your fans to kill my friends. Like, I think that's a pretty fair response. Sure, sure, sure. Hey, you say to your fans to kill my friends. I say, I'll make sweet love to you.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Gotta pick our battles. Is this the one? You were fine. More of that. Don't talk about my friends, bro. My friends are more important to me than strangers. So it is what it is. Do you worry at all? Yeah, there's definitely concern because he's got some affiliation to some like real dudes. Of course. Minimally, some real dudes love him.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Exactly. He doesn't say to the person, go do something. The way it works is... The young dudes on the street do something hoping that it'll curry favor with the OGs. And then I heard whispers from a lot of different people and that kind of stuff, which sucks. You don't ever want that. Right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Any people who actually listen to it, my black friends who were getting death threats after the song came out, before I ever said anything, they were like, oh yeah, this is fun. We're going to have some fun. Okay. So that was one hot one.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Okay, here's my thing. Knowing in the back of my head that there's a thing. It's going to make you uneasy? I don't know if it's uneasy, but I'm almost just like, let's just get through what you think. Okay. And then we'll eventually get to.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
If you just look at my standup, usually you're good. Yeah. The second you start looking at podcasts.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I was like, oh my God. Because the podcasts are clay and the standup is the statue. And that's something that we got to grapple with just as comedians.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, they both are. But like, I went to this Taylor show with my wife at SoFi and I went in there going, what am I doing? It's a cool cultural moment. Obviously, I got to check it. And I left there going, this is the highest quality version of live performance. The best visual guy is working. The best light guy is working. The best choreographer.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It felt like I was watching the best of the best in each of their fields. And she's holding the attention of a hundred thousand people for three hours, an impossibly long time. I'm a celebrator. When I experienced some shit, I can't not talk about it. If it's fire, if I go to some hotel, that's amazing. I'm telling everybody I don't believe in gatekeeping. I
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I didn't get to go to these fancy-ass hotels as a kid. So if I'm going to, like, Amangiri, I'm not sharing that with you on some, like, look at my experience. I'm going, yo.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Get some money and go here. This is incredible. These rich people are on to something, and we need to infiltrate.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
So when I saw that Taylor thing, and then it's always fun to just rile up on Brilliant Idiots. There's that part of me. It's like a little antagonistic. I know Taylor, who's on the show. She's not the biggest Taylor Swift fan. The girl Taylor is on Brilliant Idiots. So I knew just saying how amazing. It would rile her up. Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I should probably trust you guys. You guys have done pretty well at this podcasting thing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I did a rant show on Netflix. It was back during the pandemic shows as America, but that was a little different than standup. It was more like monologue version of it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I have two Kutcher stories. Oh, great. So when I was younger, I used to get that a lot. I was studying abroad in Spain during college. I was in Barcelona. And Dove, who's sitting right there, is my first friend in college, is also currently my manager and partner now. Everybody's just part of the team. Literally, the guy who does all our advertisements is my first friend in high school.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
But like so much less fun. Okay. He's studying abroad in Paris. We go to visit him in Paris. And then the nightclubs in Paris, I guess he explains to me, there's like an old woman at the front door and she decides who gets in. Maybe it's not like that anymore, but at the time that was pretty much the case. And Doug can talk to anybody.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yesterday, the guy who directed Dune, Denis Villeneuve, but the way that he talks to people, they think they know him. Oh, right. So the guy's walking by the table and then Doug goes, ah, bonjour, bonjour, whatever. And then he stops and walks over and he's like, oh, bonjour, how are you? They've never met. Dub is almost like doing the Rickles thing where he's like, I'm having dinner.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yes, 100%. Sightings. So, we got some directors. We like directors. Okay. Anyway, we go up to this club and he goes, hey, Andrew, I just need you to just go over here. Trust me, everything's going to be fine. He goes, talks to the owner. They look at us and we go in. We're walking around and the owner is like staying with me and like really talking to me a lot. What's going on?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
What's your next project? And I go... I don't know, just hanging out in Barcelona for a little bit. This motherfucker told the owner that I was Ashton Kutcher. And we got like 10 people into this hot Parisian nightclub. And then this asshole leaves me with the owner without telling me. So the owner thinks Ashton is studying abroad in Barcelona for the semester.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
approach that so i've never told stories and i've never been personal i didn't think my life was very interesting and then it was really difficult for us to get pregnant it was the only thing i could think about like i couldn't think about any political none of it really mattered started talking about it on stage the initial part was we weren't getting pregnant and i felt kind of misled maybe it's hard to get pregnant like my whole life i've been trying to not get women pregnant what the hell's going on as it progressed my wife got more and more concerned about it being her fault
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I have a joke in there. I don't want to repeat the joke, but it's like, I also thought it was her fault because I didn't even know it could be our fault.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
We don't even think about that. No. We think we're playing like Russian roulette and we're just the luckiest human being on the planet. Yeah. So... We went and got checked and then it turned out that her ovaries were perfect and that my sperm sucks. You were told specifically it's a C plus. Yeah, a C plus. They were trying to be warm. You know it was a D. They upgraded. A plus.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It was the plus that now I look back is so condescending. They're like, this will make him feel better. And it did.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
They don't value you if you have an excessive amount of sperm. So once I found out it was me, this emotionally takes a big turn. And I also feel a lot more comfortable talking about it on stage.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I think one of the big issues for couples that are struggling to get pregnant is the isolation in it because you don't know who the issue is. And it's so painful for the woman, especially because most of them think it's them. No guy ever thinks it's them. Even when he told me it was me, I was like, I'll just put your legs up or something. I was like, what do we need here? It's gravity.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And then I would start talking about on stage, there would be these guys who would come up to me after shows and they'd be like, Hey man, I really liked that. So it was pretty funny. And I was like, cool. Thanks, man. He goes, yeah, no, you should keep talking about that. It was good stuff. And that was like their way of going, Hey, I feel less alone now. I needed that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I didn't know that people were struggling to get pregnant. I didn't know how many women were freezing their eggs. I didn't know that this existed because it's so taboo and to a lot of people, so embarrassing that they isolate, they don't share at all. And they feel deficient. Their friends are all having the babies. They don't know that their friends are also doing IVF. Yeah, right, right, right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
What I learned through this, and maybe one of the most rewarding parts of it is when I was doing the tour, I'd start getting all these DMs. And to this day, I screenshot all of them because I didn't market the show as this. They think they're getting crazy standup that I've been doing normally. They're going to get the Latina accent. Exactly. They come for the Latina accent.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Not in my family. Ginger Rogers and Sandra Cameron. Those are the only female ballroom dancers we've talked about.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
They come for the fucking IVF. Basically what happens is they go, oh my God, I was actually going through this. It was really nice to see us laugh about it because it's been this really dark thing. And then I get a message months later with a picture of their baby.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And then certain people who were going through stuff and they had trouble and maybe they saw it and now they were like, yo, we want to try IVF because of the show. I did not expect it. I did not write it for that reason. It was the only thing on my mind.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
But the idea that it could destigmatize this thing and removing that stigma could give people the greatest thing they'll ever experience in their life, which is having a kid. By far, there's nothing even comes close. It was really cool.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yes. From Scotland? Born and raised in Scotland. When did she come? 20s, young, maybe like 20, 22 or something like that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Do you see that? I see that a lot. I think it's a really astute observation. A lot of people don't realize how much the algorithm really dictates your content. And this is why when I was saying earlier, like I try to block out everything when I'm in creator mode, even the algorithm. We'll put out episodes. I know how to make every episode go crazy, but then you're a grifter.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Well, also you paired with the old man's dancing and I was like, how the fuck old?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It's important to me to put out episodes talking about the things we want to talk about with the people we're interested in. And you would hope that your core fans will maybe share some appreciation of those people. But I understand that's going to alienate some. And I think what happens a lot of times for people in our position is once you get some success with success, there's always scrutiny.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
That's the cost of success. Criticism is the cost. We have to pay it. But. when you feel immense scrutiny, it is very easy to retreat towards protection. And protection is usually one ideology. If you're just the right guy, the right got your back as long as you say all those things. If you're just the left guy, the left got your back as long as you say all those things.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
vacillating between the two is going to piss both of them off. I feel like this is the road I've struck down, unfortunately. No, but that's how you maintain your authenticity. And then the people that actually know you appreciate you as a person and not just a mouthpiece for one ideology, which I don't want to be. I just want to be me. And I'll say this too about who I think is so fucking funny.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
No, they came over here when she was working for the Australian embassy and then like found some way to get over here through there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
But yeah, it's terrifying. I think birth is one of these opportunities where you get to see someone put 100% effort. It's very rare in life you get to see 100% effort. You get to see your partner do that, and it's pretty awesome. Because we think we work hard. We're like, oh, I work 12 days. And then you get to see your partner really fucking light it up. And Emma lost a lot of blood.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And this is like really beautiful. The baby latched and they told her, they're like, hey, listen, I know you're exhausted and you had lost a lot of blood. It would be really helpful for the baby if you can feed. I remember she stayed up. She fed the baby. The baby pulled off. They took the baby and she's like, is she okay? Is she full? And they're like, yeah, she's full. She's fine.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And she goes, okay. And then she just fell asleep. Died.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
So yeah, my mom had a ballroom dance studio. My dad used to work in the news business. He was producing stories for NBC. And he did some cool stories. He did the first ever story on hip hop music for NBC. So in the 80s. Yeah. And he would go up and interview all these boxers. That's why I'm a boxing fan. My dad and I would just watch all these boxing fights.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Full of gratitude on the baby's behalf. And there's also a moment where you're like, if you ever fucking talk back to your mom. Yeah. I hope you talk back to your mom. I hope you do that shit in front of me.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I knew it wouldn't go crazy. I did too. It is good to enter thinking that. I try to have people of different opinions on my podcast, but maybe it's important for me to go on others as well because then their audience is like, my audience knows that my thinking is diverse, but the other audience might not. So coming on a place like here, maybe you get a well-rounded version.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
That's been my thing recently is like, I don't need to go on another liberal podcast because
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Go listen to Dax's episode of Flagrant if you haven't already. It's awesome. It was very fun. You guys are so sweet. Thank you so much.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
So there's like old footage of my dad shadow boxing with Muhammad Ali.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And he was in Vietnam? He was in the army during that time, but they wouldn't send him over. Too tall. Too tall. No. Because in the army... He asked to go over. He was like, this is the war of my generation. I don't really know what's going on. I kind of know what people are telling me what's going on, but I'd like to see it. Can I go over in any capacity? I don't want to go shoot people.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I'll take pictures, whatever you want. And then what they said is everybody has a role in the army and that you have to stick to that role and we need you for whatever reason. This is back in the day. My dad's pretty old, so he's like 82. So he just walked into WBAL. This is Baltimore. This is where Oprah got her start. He asked him if he could be a journalist. He charmed them.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Making him imperceptible when he spoke. But it was a time where you could like walk in and you could just put in an application to be an on-air reporter. Yeah. That's what he did. So he was on-air first. And then when he came up to New York, he was producing stories. So he wasn't on-air. He was looking at cool stuff. And was that the business that supported everything? Was he successful enough?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
My mom was the breadwinner. And then my dad left the business and then started running the business with my mom. And did you ever work there? Yeah. Did you dance? No. I can dance a little. Okay. Yeah. My mom kind of had.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
So my mom, she didn't really pressure us because she kind of had a stage mom. So she was terrified of putting that pressure on us. But yeah, we learned the basics. You can be at a wedding and be the best person at the wedding. I don't know about the best, but I'll chop it up.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine with that. I don't think white is an ethnicity.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I'm just saying we talk about the beginning of civilization and we kind of skip, especially religion. We skip what's happening over there in India, don't we?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Is it even a place? It's not really a place. It's a bunch of little cities.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It's a bunch of little tribes that have now become a place, historically speaking. But back in the day, they would never go, I'm Greek. It was just the dominant culture. It was the dominant language. But it was nothing that unified these places. They were ready to go to war. They warred a lot. Like, is Alexander the Great Greek or is he Macedonian? Both. He's one. He's Macedonian.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And then the Macedonians get no credit for whatever the fuck he did.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
No, because they weren't a unified country. That's fair.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I mean, just hanging around. When I was really young, I'd pretend to teach with my mom. She would just kind of have me in the class and I'd just kind of stand next to her while she was doing it. Sometimes she would demonstrate with me and that was really exciting. I got to show off my cha-cha right now in front of all these adults. And probably everyone thought you were so cute. Probably.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
This could be the birth of your confidence. You know what's interesting? If I'm going to reflect on that. I was aware at a young age of being cute. I remember my mom went to like Betsy Johnson or something like try on clothing. And I remember she would come out and I would go like, oh my God, mom, you look beautiful. And then all the people are helping were like, oh, it's so sweet.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
And I was like, I just got to say that. And then they all think I'm the nicest kid ever. I was aware of it probably too young an age. You saw the math.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Oh, absolutely. There definitely has always been that need. It's scary to look at yourself like that sometimes. Well, because it feels narcissistic? No. No, it feels pathetic. You're like, I just want to be liked. But that is what I do for a living.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
That's not unique to performers. I agree. We need each other and we need that kind of connection. But I wonder if the reason why I can be confrontational with my opinions, it's me dealing with this idea that I do want to be liked. But I don't want it to be just about that. It has to be something else. There has to be some barrier of entry. It's not as simple as let me just pander to you guys.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
That to me feels unearned. Yep. I'm just like spitting right now.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
We're on a different level of narcissism. It's like, you can like me for how I want to be liked.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Don't you dare like me because I'm nice and kind. Ideally you would like me because I'm hot.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
I got so much attention. My dad was the best dad in the whole fucking world. There wasn't a day where he wouldn't play baseball. I would have to tell him not to come to comedy shows to this day. His dementia is no short term memory, really. But if I asked him to come to every single comedy show that I was doing, it wouldn't even be an inconvenience.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It would just be such a knee jerk, like, of course, we'll be there. Until I had a kid, I don't think I understood that. I thought that what my dad did, and I don't want to take anything away from it, but I never saw any of my friends' parents, not to shit on them, but going to the games and supporting. Your dads in the 80s were not at any of these things. It was a different time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
He had a shitty dad. And I think that he dedicated his fatherhood experience to reversing that trend. He knocked it out the fucking park. It's what I was used to. And my boy Jamil was like, you do realize that your dad was the only dad at the basketball games. We played basketball for our high school. Now, after having a daughter, there isn't a thing that I don't want to be.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It's not like a burden to go to gymnastics. I love being at gymnastics. It is seeing her just have the courage, like just walk up to people and hand them something, a book. And she just walked up. She goes, you'll read this to me now. She's not talking, but like, this is what I want. A little boss. You love it because those are the things you can't control in your child. Will you be courageous?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Will you have confidence? Again, you have the genetics thing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
It's so weird. The analysis is probably right. We're looking at this in terms of the yearning to be liked, which is an uncomfortable thing to even admit about yourself. Human. Yes. At your core, you wish that you were like, I'm an artist. And I want to create my art and I want my art to be appreciated in this one thing. You want to take a position.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Andrew Schulz
Or I want to be absurdist or I want to be vulnerable. Edgy is such a corny word now, but like, I want to be a, I don't know. What is it? Provocative. Yeah. Yeah. But if you peel back that layer, there's something else there that's probably more honest. So yes, I agree with you, but I'm curious about, okay. I'm in an interesting position, right?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
There's lots of single people. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Oprah has never been married.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And, you know, they took it out of the book. I think they canceled their book contract. And I just wanted to say, I thought we were done with this shit. Yeah. But we're never going to be done with that shit completely.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
How do you know what Oprah's relationship is like?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Still? I mean, I haven't seen him in a long time. Maybe, I mean, whatever it is, whatever she's doing, I'm all for it. I mean, she seems happy. Yeah.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know what? Here's my theory on that in general. People think that the people in show business are always doing something way more exotic than they're doing.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, first of all, I would say it's unfair to say that Hollywood is Weinstein. The music industry, that's Weinstein. There's totally Weinstein. The music industry has no rules here. It's like a speeding ticket in the music industry. And I know they hate it when I say that, but it's just true. That's the thing.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, the Diddy parties, I mean, I'm sure there was a bad fit going on there, but it's not like they were that different than stuff that people in that world, that industry. I mean, any woman who goes after groupies, as we call them, I mean, they're very often the aggressors.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Oh. But I thought when I saw the Tom Brady roast that... That was a marker in the sand. And, you know, like, all praise to Kevin Hart for, like, pulling that off. Because, like, I don't think a white guy could have done it, pulled it off.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
What you're trying to say is you defend Trump 100% with the ground by the bus. Got it. No, but that is not an unfair description of what goes on in the music industry. If you're a star, they let you do it. If you're a star, they sometimes want you to do it. You know, not all of them.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And that's the problem is that the guys get so used to no woman saying no and just being so aggressive that they just assume every woman is like that. And then once in a while they run into one who's like, no, I'm an actual person. Yeah, I'm a human being. Yeah, you can't do that.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, I always find it amusing when like the female rappers, sometimes their big burn on somebody they're beefing with is like, I could take your man. And I'm thinking, how hard is that? Not even just in the music industry.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I'll, you know, dress all sexy and act all sexy and grab this Johnson.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But you seem like you have a good thing going. No, things are cool, man. Things are cool. In a way, that's the best of both worlds. You can be in a relationship and be happy. Usually the problem is that people get into relationships, it becomes stale. I mean, I would say you can literally see it in the tabloids.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, and also to say things I haven't heard people say before. Words on TV. What? Right?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
What they write is bullshit very often, but they can't lie about the looks on celebrities' faces. I just saw, who was it? Oh, Kylie Jenner was at a tennis match. Oh, with Timmy Chalamet. Right. Yeah. And you could see he's over it.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, there was a lot of buzz on those two before they even were in a relationship. They just took it to another level.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But they were huge to begin with. I just find it funny. I mean, when I watch this video of she's like just... trying to get him to pay attention or he's watching this tennis match.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And I'm thinking, wow, we just recognized this guy at the Oscars. He didn't win, but he's recognized now as one of the great actors. We can't wait to watch this guy for the next 30 years. Such a great actor, but he can't even convince us that he still wants to be with Kylie Jenner. This is an acting job that is too much even for him at that moment.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, you can say any bad word, but like, you know.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, he's not being directed. That's the problem. Right. He needs to know he's on camera.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I did it many times and did it for the foreseeable future many times.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, I don't know. Are you talking about... if we want to get out of it, as opposed to being dumped.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, I've had it in the past one time I could think of, maybe twice, where... I was kind of what you described. I really wanted out of this relationship. It was bad.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's just as hard. I mean, relationships are like wars. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of. And this was Ukraine. I needed to fucking just give him the Donbass region, give her the Donbass region.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, when you're dealing with Putin, sometimes, not that I agree with that, but it's so funny. When I finally pushed it to the point and said, you know, this... I just can't do it one more day. Then like, you know, the second she's like, well, okay then. You're like, what?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I call him Lonely Scott because it's usually like four people.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know, like you're not, you know, if they're not sufficiently, it just, it's more about. You want them to be a little hurt. It's more about ego. I feel a lot of this.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, no, look, I mean, I believe in love and I've had it. And know it well. And have it now. Oh, you have a girlfriend right now? Well, let's not get too specific. We don't like to put labels on things.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I call it love. You have love. And that's the most important thing.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
If you have love, you know, it's just a different way of... Your life is just different.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, and, you know, I couldn't be happy without it. I have been, you know. But it's just different. It's better. I mean, it is better. It's a dimension that you just don't have otherwise. But, you know, it has nothing to do with marriage. I mean, people, many people are in loveless marriages.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
The trick is to keep love alive in marriage and even harder, lust. You know, that's really, in any religion, and that really doesn't have anything to do with the piece of paper that says you're married. That's just his time.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I feel, exactly. She needs to desire you, crave you. And vice versa. Eye of the tiger. You know, you have, I mean, I can't live without that. You're going with these Asian references. I've tried. I've tried. I've made that mistake before and thinking, oh, you know what? How many hours a week do you spend having sex? It's not the majority of the time. So why put the...
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I could be 100 years old and spend one minute a week having sex. It would still be water flows downhill. And that's the direction it flows. And it's just pointless to try to stop it or prevent it or not think about it. I see that they make something now called a loyalty ring. I'm not making this up because I just read it. We have a new rule about it this week. A loyalty ring, which...
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
can read a man's biometrics and tell alert the girlfriend or the wife it's time that he is clear the balls that he's aroused yeah when he's not with you that's funny it's not funny to me no it's funny that like she's gonna learn that he's more aroused when he's not with her
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You're going to learn some things about your husband. That's funny. I didn't take it in that direction, but that happens too.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Just let us all be who we are. I mean, it's so funny when people judge you or me for this...
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
being basically who i am because of the same people who if i was gay or trans would be all like we're born this way yeah we should you know like everything has to and i agree with that you are born that way or if you're trans you're actually not born that way but whatever you want to do whatever blows your dress i think it's like your your opinions are so strong that people assume you're trying to project those opinions on people who disagree with you
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, look, I love CNN. I'm thrilled to be on. I find it such an honor.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, you know what? There's lots of things I do that have lost me fans, and there's lots of things I do like that that have gained me the most loyal fans, and I think the best fans in the world. The smartest, sort of most...
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
willing to have an open mind because you push them because you have to have an open mind or else you're going to hate me because I'm going to say something that is like not what I already believe and my fans want that it's like oh that's better here's an opinion I haven't thought of that I haven't thought of and if you're the kind of person I don't hate these kind of people but you know I understand when they can't hang
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, that they wanted me on CNN as well as HBO. I mean, HBO I've been with forever, and I get that. What, you thought you were a pariah?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think that's mostly right, that people want to believe this thing for whatever actual reasons, feeling reasons, emotional reasons, their background, their family background. their upbringing, whatever. And then they will find, especially if they have a brilliant mind like Ben does.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, I'm just... CNN is like a straight-up news organization. So to put me on there without censoring... Yeah. I give them all the props in the world, but, you know, they are trying to recover... something that was almost impossible to maintain in the era of Trump, which is how do you like just say it as it is, which is what they always did.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
So they will find the reasoning to go back, but it comes from the feeling. I think you're right.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I'm so cognizant of this all the time. I may be guilty of that myself, but I try to be the least guilty of that. That is exactly what I'm trying to, I'll give you a great example. I mean, nobody on the left has been a bigger supporter of Israel Right.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And believe me, they know that in Israel, and I appreciate that, and I wish I could come and visit them as they keep asking me, but that's just, I'm almost 70. I'm not going overseas anymore. Okay. But there's somebody who the Trump administration just... That's the reason.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, it has nothing to do with the war and everything to do with my urinary tract.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Okay, so... Israel, I want you all to know that he has a gig in Minnesota in a couple weeks. No, no, I stopped doing that, too. Really?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, I quit at the end of last year. Okay, go. So the Trump administration is right now deporting this guy who's a... I'd just say a Palestinian rabble-rouser. Columbia University, exactly who you... Khalil something? Yes, Khalil something. And he's right on the edge of inciting terrorism. Right. But no...
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
OK, if I was just going by emotions, yes, I think I love it that Trump is throwing this dirtbag out of the country. I will defend him to the death because I'm a free speech guy. You've got to be consistent. If I'm always on the right for what they're doing against free speech, which I am, and way always on the left. I mean, you said woke. I don't want to talk about woke.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I'm always fucking with the woke. The woke hate me more than anybody for good reason. Because when I stick the knife into them when they deserve it, it goes right to the bone, which it should, because they don't believe in it either. So here's a case where, yes, emotionally, because I'm a supporter of Israel, I would like to see this guy out of the country.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, you can't just throw people out because you don't like their speech.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But if you have the green card, you do have the same rights as an American citizen.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
So we have to give that person those rights.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Because that's always what... And it's very hard to... I would say not more than 20% of the people in this country can you get on that opinion. Everybody else is just always going to go right to defending the speech of the people they like.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, closest ally in the Middle East. Regardless of what it is. Well, that's very important. They're the closest ally in the Middle East because they're the only country in the entire Middle East that anyone in this country, these fucking hypocrites, would even survive for a week in. You wouldn't want to live.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
The UAE is not the Muslim world. But they're in the Middle East.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Okay, but you're talking about a tiny, tiny percentage of what typical life is like in 60 Muslim countries. You're talking about a little enclave that they carved out so Westerners could come and spend their money. Right.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
There was people on the left, people on the right, Fox, MSNBC, we get it. CNN was down the middle. But you know, when the president does lie,
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
We're talking about far less than 1% of the way life is like. You would not want to live even in a moderate country like Jordan, and your wife certainly wouldn't enjoy living there.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Here, if I say you have to move... somewhere in America, and I'm going to throw a dart at a map with a blindfold on, and could you survive anywhere else in America where that dart, you absolutely could. You could live in Salt Lake City. You could live anywhere in America. If I throw a dart at a map of the entire, all 60 Muslim majority countries, will you say you'll live there?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You could live with yourself knowing that that's how women are treated in your world.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And then you look like you're on the left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they went too far with that. And now they're trying to correct that and get back to like just the place where a regular person says, can I just get... Like, just tell me what's going on.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You could easily live in Kabul, Afghanistan.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I'll give you two options. Either you're kidding or this is stupid.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's not pretentious that you could live in Kabul and be happy or get by or it would be no big deal.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
What a great phrase, an ambient energy. You're so right.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Of course. It was, I think, one of our first ones that we did. Like every... What do you call it? Disease has been named after a place. Phenomenal.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
That's not wrong. And you're right. I shouldn't say stupid.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know, I mean, you're right. I get excited sometimes, and I blame the pot. But you're right. I can think it. Yeah, you don't say it. I'm still thinking it, but you're right.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But you wouldn't survive in a couple. Anyway.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
We learned that the hard way. We learned it the hard way.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know, I mean, this honestly is what I've been preaching. I'm sure you know. Yeah, of course. But like on my show. That's why I'm here. You know, I mean, Kid Rock was here a couple of weeks ago and he said, I want you to meet Trump. He said, I'm going to take you to the White House. So now we're going to do that.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And there will be lots of people on the left who will be like, how dare you talk to this man? I was like, fuck you. I'm not playing this game that you mean girls play where like, Oh, you know what? You can't sit at my lunch table because I'm just not talking to you. Not talking to you, you lost the election. Who the fuck do you think you have to talk to? You know, it's one thing if you win it.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's another thing if you lose it. You gotta start talking to people. You have to talk. And I see Gavin Newsom is doing this now. He's changed his tune. He's got a podcast. And the first guest was Charlie Kirk.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And he mentioned me. He said, like, I take my... I'm... noticing what Bill does, talks to both sides, is left-leaning but not afraid to criticize the people on his team. We've got to get more of this going. This has to become the center. This has to become a real center. Right now, it's a few lonely islands that need to become a bigger fucking sandbar.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah. Well, lots of people have. Of course, yes. And he said, I have five pages of things. I asked my staff once, and I guess it's six now because it's been a while. Like, just write down all the things he said in tweets and at rallies. It's five pages long. Crazy, low energy, ratings disaster. You know, like every bad thing that he just pulls out of his ass. But I don't know.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I don't care, and he doesn't care. He doesn't care either. He doesn't care. It's all performative. I mean, look.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And I learned that once. My longest relationship, way back in the early 90s, and her father was military.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And he and I did not see eye to eye politically, but he liked me because I wasn't a pussy. That's my model for meeting Trump. It's like, you know, be respectful, which he deserves. Of course. Not one, but twice. Like, funny, my girl said to me, what are you going to wear? I said... I'm not going to dress like Zelinsky. Not a fucking Lululemon outfit.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's not going to be a black t-shirt, man. I am wearing a suit and tie. Absolutely. Jordan Peterson gave me a suit. He sat here and he said, I want you to have a suit. Jordan, I don't like suits. I'm going to send you a suit. I'm going to wear that suit. Yep. The Jordan Peterson approved suit.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And you also have to respect That, you know, the guy did win. It's more than half the country or whatever. I mean, I just, I keep saying it. I'm not going to hate. You can not like Trump. You can hate him. You can't hate everybody who voted for him.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And you have to understand why. I said it in my last special. I don't hate half the country and I don't want to hate half the country. Yeah. You know, it's just not where my mind ever wants to go for my own mental health is all this hate. Yeah. So, yes, I will talk to anybody. Yeah. And it's, you know, it's an honor to be invited to the White House under any circumstances. Absolutely.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
That's why it was great when Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes. We take the piss out of the big ones. The big ones, the elites. We take the piss out of them.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You did have some ground rules, though. For the roast? Yeah. I think it was just... Don't say he's broke. That's it.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, he is them. Did you see The Apprentice, the movie? No, no, but I. May I suggest a date night with the wife? Yes, yes, please. Please. It's such a great movie.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Who is brilliant in it. It's funny. I saw him as Tommy Lee. I didn't really love that. Right. Performance or movie.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But he is so brilliant as Trump and it's a, it's a brilliant movie that was not given its due, even though both he and Jeremy Strong were nominated as best actor. Both of them should have been. Um, or maybe it was best supporting, but whatever it was, they were both brilliant performances, Jeremy Strong as Roy Cohn, who apprenticed Trump to be who he is.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But, of course, we're in such a politicized time that the people who just can't stand Trump hate that it humanized him.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's funny, the first half of it, before he meets Roy Cohn, it does humanize him because he's a human. So, like, it shows him when he was first, like, working for his father. That's funny. And he's collecting.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, I think he's a human being who has a narcissistic syndrome that makes it hard for him to be logical.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Nobody has been a narcissist to that degree, so please.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, it's good that we don't agree on everything and still can be friends. But anyway, the point is that in the first half of the movie, like, here's how he started out in life. Like, he was collecting rents for his father. He didn't start out like, okay, so he's collecting rents. And, you know, when you collect rents from people, like, one person opens the door and throws hot water at him.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
So you call them your wife's parents. You don't say my in-laws? Isn't that weird, my in-laws? I don't know. I'm not trying to be your shrink. I'm just saying, why would you avoid that term?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Like people do that when you go to collect. So it's not like he started with the silver spoon. Exactly. He did to a degree. But it just shows like he wasn't like everywhere. And then, you know, and then the second half, it's the opposite. The Trump people think that's too rough on him. So everybody abandoned the movie.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But for those 20% in the middle who are willing to just watch a piece of art for a piece of art... It's a fantastic movie, and it really gets at a lot of what's wrong with our discourse, is that you can't just look at the movie. You have to make a political decision about it.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, Matt Taibbi has written brilliantly on this.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, I mean, he's a big media critic, and some of it I think goes over the top. But his basic thesis, and he's so true, was that media at some point became a group of people who the way they run their business is – First, we ask, how would the audience that we're servicing want us to interpret this story? Yep. And then we give them that.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Now, of course, a lot of them become brainwashed, and they just already think that way. But that's not what media used to do. It's not what it's supposed to do.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
how long how long have you been how long have you been are you expecting a flood bro i keep dripping everything all over the floor i mean your pants how much would it cost just to get a little bit more pants just to get that extra am i getting style tips from you you're wearing a fucking baggy turtleneck you're doing so well why would you not get the extra what could it cost
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You remember the story. Brett Weinstein was the professor. Right. Who got lost a job for it. Right. Yes, they had like – I don't know what was officially called that, but it was basically no white people day because white people are toxic and so we can't have them.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know, I said almost the exact same thing recently, and somebody who I mentioned in it got mad at me.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, I'm not going to say. Okay. But I don't want to make it a feud. Yeah. And I actually apologize. I didn't want to, maybe I shouldn't have brought up specific names.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But I was saying almost the same thing that you're saying, that like, it's amazing how We just get kind of seduced by the people around us and the people, you know, who are providing the craft services, shall we say. Hell, you all fall into it. I'm eating your donuts. What, am I going to be against the candidate? Come on. That's probably a good guy.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I didn't buy his donuts. What am I, a schmuck?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It is like, it is a constant... Matter of vigilance not to. So that's why I so applaud the 20%. I mean, I'm picking that number out of my ass, but it's probably close. So applaud them because it's not easy. I mean, I do it for a living. It takes courage. So it's okay. I'm getting paid to do it. You're not. You're just doing it as a citizen and a thinker.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yes, the peer pressure of coworkers, newsrooms have become kindergartens because it's the mob mentality of the newsroom. I'm not making this up. Many people have written stories about this, like the newsroom at the Washington Post or the New York Times.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
is such a mean girl's emporium. And if you step outside the bounds of what the group think is, I mean, we've seen this many times at the New York Times. Barry Weiss had to leave and she started the free press.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And Nellie Bowles, her wife, the same thing, New York Times. And they just, Pamela Paul, who I just was on real time the week before and loved her columns in the New York Times, which were not unreasonable at all. They were exactly where I am. I always agreed with, they're leaning left, but unafraid to call out woke on nonsense.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
That's a sweater. You know, you're right. I don't like sweaters, but it was cold here.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And she apparently couldn't survive there. I mean, that is a very bad place for media to be in.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
This is part of... You won and you're in. You get the jokes. That's it. You won, you're in, you get the jokes. Well, we'll see if he agrees with the dinner.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I would check that stat on Trump and AFC polling.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Celtics green. How long have you been married? Three years. Three years. Oh, so you're like almost a newlywed.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I can never, no story that I read anywhere do I trust fully. I have to read a second story or a third about this subject before I feel like, okay, now I got the full story. Why didn't you first assholes tell me the full story?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
We just want to feel good. Are we bad people? No. Are we bad? We're not bad people. No, I mean... It's monkeys doing.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, but I'm a big fan of chimps, and I support their cause monetarily. I support a chimp cause, yes.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yes, absolutely. One of the producers of my show has a big charity for chimps.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, no, my real-time show, my HBO show. And that charity, they have a big— Chimp Foundation. Chimp Foundation and a chimp reserve in Georgia. Oh, wow. Where the chimps can be chimps. They can chimp it up. You know, no tuxedos.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Doesn't that describe, I'm sorry, but doesn't that describe today's administration? Talk to me. Talk to me.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It just sounds exactly like what's going on now with the tariffs and everything else. And like he's going to take over Greenland and we're going to. invade Canada. And everybody is just like, is this alpha just going to do some crazy shit? I mean, the stock market is down over a thousand points. I'm sure that affects you a little bit.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah. Don't panic. It'll go back up. That's what we hope. But, you know, it does – I'm sorry, but it just – when you said that, I can't help but think that's exactly what Elon Musk, you know, brilliant guy. I've defended him many times, more than most people have, but, you know, I –
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I don't like that he... I support that he took Twitter and turned it into something freer, but he just turned it into something really almost as right-wing as it used to be left-wing, which would be okay too, except that he... very often retweets some of the worst stuff. Why?
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
He had a great idea that, oh, I can go in with my doge boys and find the waste, but the way he did it was very, I'm on the spectrum.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No. He's definitely not. I've always defended him on that. He does not care about money.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think he thinks that this actually will help America. I've been with him at times, and he did not have a house.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It doesn't matter. He will sleep on the couch or sleep at the Tesla factory as he did to get that going. I think he brags about, we work the weekends. Let's have pizza at one in the morning and keep working and then sleep here. He's an engineer. That's what turns him on.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think it's important. Right. But nobody... like put any sort of brakes on this and to do it this way and to take such glee in the cruelty of it. The people who got letters that said, do something valuable with your life.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think it is kind of cool as long as it's not by force.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I just made that up, but I think it sounds good. Close.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
That is a road you don't want to go down. You do not want to go down subsidizing food staples. It's what they do in third world countries.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
We do it further down the trail. Like, yes, on the chain, they do like grain and stuff. Yeah, you're right. But not like at the, you're talking, it sounds to me like you're talking on the supermarket level.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
They had a slogan in the last election. It was... Free tits for prisoners. Okay. Not a great one.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Tell him I said hi. I absolutely will. And every time he references me on the show, it really tickles me. I appreciate it. Hey, I got to go home and watch Bill Maher. He watches you religiously. Oh, I know.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, I mean, everyone has said that to me. Like, if you had a kid, Bill, you would, you know, and I feel like I'm the first person who would look in the crib and go, still nothing. Not for me. So you don't have kids for them. I mean, I don't want to hurt this kid, but I don't feel especially connected. But maybe that would be wrong. I mean, I don't know.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, I would check that stat on Trump and AFC polling.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I just made that up, but I think it sounds good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I think, hey, I think it sounds good.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, I mean, here's what did happen. Trump did very well in the Bronx. You're right. Trump did very well. That could be a true stat, like favorability rating. But that was one of the districts that was most shocking to leftists. You're right, you know.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
The first thing Democrats have to do is stop the bleeding on the left, on the far left. Stop people from being able to go... You know, I don't really like Trump, and he seems pretty bad with women, and that doesn't sit well with me, and the wife sure hates him. But you know what? At least he likes America. At least he thinks women are the only ones who can have babies. You know, things like that.
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Those are the things that people go, I just can't vote for those people. They just seem crazy. They just seem like they are not tethered to reality, which is when you lose that contest to Donald Trump, who's also not tethered to reality in many ways. I mean, you're saying something.
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Ilhan Omar. You call her Ilhan Omar? I call her that because that's her name. She's the representative from Minnesota.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Is she a representative of America or Palestine is my question.
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And you know, she married her brother. And it is what it is. So you could do that.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
When it's your goo that went into a lady and then came out with like a mini you.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You can marry your sister. I don't know what you could do. But the point is. You can do anything to a woman. Okay. So let's just put that right on the table.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And they're appreciative because they know what it's like in these other countries.
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Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You won't even leave the country. I don't have to. First of all, I have traveled. And second of all, you don't have to travel to understand what's going on in other countries.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, but I read. I can read about what's there.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I guess it's just, it's sort of an extension of yourself.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Stop reading so much. It's gay. Oh. Now I see you're just fucking me when you say these things.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, in Europe, you and I both would get a knock on the door from the police in some countries. Germany, I mean, 60 Minutes just did a story on this. You would definitely get a knock on the door in Germany. Eye-opening.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
If you say something, like, really, I feel like mildly... insulting about a political leader, they can knock on your door and like take away your, it's crazy. They don't have the same tradition of free speech as we have here. They don't have a first amendment. It is pretty awesome. And we take it for granted. So it's the physical part. It's that part. It's also this part.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
We have this idea as with all our problems and all our shittiness, people have the idea here that tomorrow can always be different. You can always reinvent yourself. You can start something new. There's not other countries, including the Western European democracies, which are great countries. But, you know, in France, you take the baccalaureate when you're 16, you kind of
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
your life is kind of there decided at 16. Oh, really? Yes, you're really going to go on to be a tradesman or a professional of some sort. They're much more structured and strictured than we are. And this country is kind of like... Okay, well, tomorrow I will be an influencer who eats my asshole, you know, and you can make that work.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I don't admire that you can, but people make shit work and don't have this idea that there's any cutting down of the tallest trees. Like, everything is open. And there is a greatness in that.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
The reason why it resonates in people's minds is because it does happen.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Do you look through your social media and see what people are mad at you about?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I think that, no, I'm kidding. But what a great segue to plug your special.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But you know, you just said I spend my hour writing. I'm interested in that. You purposely write the special. You don't, it's not like the stuff you gather over
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It sounds incredibly cliche, but it's... Oh, believe me, I've seen parents and I've seen the joy. And I wouldn't say I feel like I've missed it, but I'm also very cognizant of the fact that that is a type of joy that people have that may be a greater joy than anything I've ever had. Maybe. I'll tell you a story. I won't say who it is because... I just won't.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Is that right? Yeah, so it's about... What did you have to do, turkey baster?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Don't use one that you used with the turkey.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, it always comes down to something silly like that.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And I don't feel that that in any way affects your masculinity. No. I don't think that at all. I think you're just as masculine as the next guy if the next guy is Richard Simmons. Anyway.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Absolutely. You may not think it, but it's absolutely true. It's called the ick.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I don't believe in that. You may not believe in the ick, but it believes in you.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Certainly that describes the world of yesteryear. I think you're describing something that is a little in the past.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Not that there aren't many women like that still. There are. But I think way less than there was 25 years ago.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
If you can see this whole room, it says single. There's a stripper pole behind me. Well, my tax forms say single.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
It's because you know you settled. And that's a horrible thing to live with.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, it's very true. I mean, you said that there's societal pressure and religious pressure, family pressure. There's also biological pressure. Yeah. It is just part of a lot of women's DNA. Yeah. I should mate and take care of a man and be a nurturer and have children and nurture them. And nothing wrong with that. No, it's beautiful. And you can do that and still be a brilliant person.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But, you know, it's like a game of musical chairs. At a certain point, you fear the music is going to stop and you're the one without the chair. Yeah. So you're going to go for a chair. And then that's the problem. You're married to a chair. That's not a fun existence.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But it's somebody you would recognize, a name you would know, who was a known Lothario. Okay. And got married somewhat later in life and was telling me once, this was a while ago, but he had little kids and he said to me, we were in my old...
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, I did it at 63, but that's all I'm going to say about that.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I'm so flattered that you came out here to do this because I know you're busy and I know your career is on a fucking skyrocket. Oh, thank you, man. So the fact that you would come here and do this with me in my crib, I really appreciate it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
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Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
similar room to this just to place the smoke and drink and be real and he said you know i was wiping cheerios off my kid's chin the other day and i thought to myself this is better than any fuck i ever had and about and about two weeks later the girl i was who i was with at the time yeah called me almost in tears, and she said, Bill, you have to get... And it was this guy from Stop Calling Me.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
So apparently it wasn't really... But he was still trying to get after it. And it was my girl. No. Well, I'm just saying... True story. I'm not saying who... I mean, it's weird that he's thinking about fucking while he's wiping Cheerios off his... I'm just saying, better than any fuck I ever had was someone undercut two weeks later when I received this call. I was like, okay.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Hey, how are you? Man, you're funny on the Tom Brady run.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Maybe at that moment it seemed like it, but, you know... I want to know who this good friend of yours is that's trying to fuck your girl. Oh, this was many years ago in a galaxy far away, and... It could be anybody. And let's just leave it at that. But let them speculate. But it was funny to me.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But I'm sure there are other people for whom wiping the Cheerios off the chin really is better than any fuck they ever had. And I feel sorry for those people because they obviously fuck badly. No, I'm kidding. Children are wonderful is what I meant to say. Yes, of course. Of course. But how does it change your life? Obviously, you don't get enough sleep, right? Are all those cliches true?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I appreciate you having me. I feel like that was the beginning of the vibe change.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Right. Immediately. Yeah. Do you feel... Like, it helps you, say, morally because something you might do if you didn't have a kid, you'd be more hesitant to do because— Not at all.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, but like say you used to go to Diddy's parties.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, but I've had a couple of, you know, I used to run into him every once in a while. He was the most charming guy. He would always make you feel like, even though I didn't know him at all, for two minutes he would make me feel like I was his best friend. Yeah, yeah. There are people, Trump is like that, they say.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You know, I met him a couple, very similar. Charming. Like charming and like you meet him for two minutes and you're like, wow, this guy really likes me. And he told me to call here and then you'd call. Yeah. Like, it's all bullshit. It's like, why? I didn't ask for it. I don't need to be your friend. But, no, I never went to one of his parties. We didn't get to that level or any level.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
But, like, something like that where, like, oh, you know, I would do this, but I'm not going to because my child will read about it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No. I just read a story. There were so many stories like this in the last five years. Some book by some lady. And it said the most benign thing. And of course, it's in the mouth of a character. She's just trying to say that, how are you going to show someone is an asshole unless they act like an asshole? And then they go after her. And she, of course... A fucking apology.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I feel like if I had a kid, I would be walking on eggshells all the time. What?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Things I say, the things I do, you know, just, you know, I mean, I wouldn't want to get caught masturbating or anything that's benign, which is, I mean, that's a very benign thing. nine thing. Yeah, but it's pretty normal. But for example, no one would ever, if you were upstairs and your wife said, honey, dinner, and you I'm doing my taxes, I'll be right down.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Nobody would say, I'm getting out of this, I'll be right down. Nobody says, honey, I'm masturbating, I'll be right down.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
You want to have this experience with yourself. I like the question that people say to you when they, you know, if you go to strip clubs, they're like, Why? Why do you do it? And I'm always like, I don't know. It must have something to do with the naked women. Yeah. You know, I mean, yeah, I mean, I like girls. I don't think I need to apologize for that. Do you think I'm asking you to apologize?
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
No, no, no, no. But there are people who do. That's the intimation. No, I would say that... Aside from regretting it, it's not having a marriage or a kid is like the one thing in my life I'm so glad that I stuck with. You know, like I made a lot of stupid mistakes as you do when you're young.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I had the right instinct on that from the beginning. For yourself, yeah. I would not be happy with either one of those institutions.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Yeah, and it's just a personal thing. I mean, I certainly know people who... I mean, not being facetious about it, they would be lost without their spouse. They would be... you know, they just can't be, now some of that is codependence, but some of it is just real. They're just, some people really are happier with that one person and waking up next to somebody.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
I mean, this Gene Hackman thing is very suspicious. His wife dies a week before and then he dies. Well, first they said the same day, but it's certainly around the same time, which is very suspicious, even if it's a week.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
Well, I don't know. First of all, I find it amusing that everyone's like, oh, my God, a 95-year-old man is dead. What could it be? This great mystery. He's here one minute, and then he's gone at 95. They certainly are intimating that it's some sort of foul play or suicide. And it's not uncommon for some— Spouses to die within close proximity.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
And sometimes on purpose. Well, I mean, if she, what, do you think she just died a week later? I think it's like, I can't, I don't want to live without my spouse.
Club Random with Bill Maher
Andrew Schulz | Club Random
The branches of the tree have so intertwined that you cannot survive without the other. So, I mean, if we're going to put the pro and con column for marriage, I'd put in the con column. No, that's pro. Unless they die, and then it's con.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You had an interview today. Do you show up with the pants today? This guy's dedicated, dude. Imagine showing up in the shoe. You got the Crocs on, don't you? Yeah. Oh, this guy's good.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Salsa? Don't brag about dancing and not bust a move in front of us, please. Shake that ass, dog. Come on. Pop that.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That was wrong. That was wrong. That was bad. I apologize.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I'm still stuck on y'all. You let your dog suck your nipples, bro. Nasty, dude. I haven't moved from that. You nasty.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's nasty. Derek, she's trying to make all the white women thin. Attack her immediately.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh, I like that joke about the number. Thank you. That was really good. That was a good one.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder why. Why do they think that? Like, is there anything?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, yeah. So wait, what happens when the dog gets, so the dog has balls still?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No, but that's not what he was saying. Yeah, exactly. The observation he made was poignant. It was... Meaning you have this, like, really intense attachment to an animal, but it might be difficult for you to have that attachment to human beings. Exactly. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Well, you were talking to us for about seven minutes. Yeah. You told us the exact color of your dog's cock, so... We're like, there might be an issue here, so. Tony's pretty good at this.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I think- We don't need to do it. That's fine. It seems long.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh, that was very loud. Red Band's very excited about this. Plot twist, you do like cats.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You'll have to... Like, what does it look like when you go down on the girl?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
What made you throw up? Was it the smell or was it... Yeah, yeah. What was the sound?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Retard Little League. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, okay. So you go, you ask her, you ask her, you go, can I go down on you? And she goes, yes, please. And I'm like, okay, okay, okay. These are jokes. These are jokes. We're not going to talk about her disabled friend like that. You've known him since she was 12. Yes, tell us the real.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Hold on, that's the craziest revenge I've ever heard of in my entire life. This is true.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Do you like this? All the shit the ladies love. So you wanted the feedback. You wanted to know you were doing a good job.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
So you got in your head. You got in your head a little bit.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Did you check in with her on how she felt after that? Because that must have destroyed her. You went down on her for three minutes and then you projectile vomited into a bathroom.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No wonder you fuck dogs now. You're traumatized, though.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, that's a tough one to rebound from for her, not for you, for her.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Like, imagine what she's going through the next guy or girl that she hooks up with.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Could you put it into my phone so I just see what the Instagram... I just need to see what this girl looks like, yeah. Oh, I like this. Can you put it into Derek's phone, actually? Hold on, hold on. I have a wife and kid, man.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I can't be looking at these garbage pussy bitches like, this is crazy. This is insanity. Oh.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And then you stopped doing that and sued Blake Lively.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I'm sure all of that was for your boy. You know what I mean? You fucking white niggas, let's party.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Okay. Joel, you look like you've been hanging upside down for three days. I don't think there's any blood in the rest of his body.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I want to know what's on Andrew's mind. What do you mean you like them large?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I love the confidence. I love how you think it's like your decision. Yeah. You think this is all by your design. A great man once said, you eat what you could hunt. And I need him to be slow.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. The Red Dot Indians you have seen before. No, I haven't. You've never seen an Indian from India?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Cam is... The other ones are the ones that we kind of got out of here.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You know I be cold, nigga. Oh my God. So was it a man or a woman with the red dot? It was a dude. It was a dude. It was a dude with the red dot? Hell yeah. OK, because usually it's a woman that has it. For real? And signifies that she's married. So you met a gay Indian.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Sorry, Matt. You're good, man. I apologize. I had to use the bathroom.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I heard you killed. That's what the guys back there said, so I apologize.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It's called the X Games. Now we do have to keep doing that. That's really interesting. And when you're white and you get older, those sports are really appealing.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Can I ask you a question? This might have been covered in the past episode, so forgive me. I've now missed both. When you bring a girl back to the hammock, what is the immediate reaction from them?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
What is that, John? There you go, he's taking credit. Okay, yeah, what is the reaction to that?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You're going to be good. Oh, I appreciate it. No, no, I'm not being facetious. I genuinely believe you're going to be good. You're figuring things out right now, but you got... I know it sounds crazy. It looks like I'm being sarcastic, but you're going to be fucking good.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Keep at it. Keep at it. But I genuinely believe if you keep at it, you're going to be good. Thank you, bro. I love your shit. You have an interesting energy. There's like a cool gravity. Obviously, the jokes are going to get there or whatever, but... Jokes were shitty. It's two years in. None of us were fucking good two years in. The point is, you have something.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I kind of just wanted you to keep talking. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. Remember when that joke didn't go over and you were like, anyways, so yeah, moved in. Yeah, yeah. They start laughing because there's something about you. So keep at it. I genuinely believe. It's going to take a while, as it does for all of us.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's how you know they're coming up in the world, bro.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Who got some W-2s, homie? I think you're fucking W-2 right now. W-2s. Fucking write that shit off. Write off everything, fool.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
So let's say me and Tony walk in, and we're just like, listen, man, we ran out of paper, bro. We need some paper back.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Bro, we need paper, bro. We need some paper. We have nothing for our printer. What do we do?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And you call ICE and you're like, they're fucking here, get them. Get them, get them.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No doubt about it. Goals. That is good strategy, though. Like, if you're playing, like, the really good team in the league, and you know a couple of the guys shouldn't be here. Right. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You make a phone call. Right, right. Right, right, right, right.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
What happened when you found out your name was called? What? What happened when you found out your name was called? You were going to go on tonight. What was that feeling like?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I think he has some great advice, which is just, like, kind of talk about yourself, man. Talk about what you're going through and... Yeah, we're interested in it, clearly. Appreciate it. You're crazy likable, bro. Thank you. You look like a fucking Pixar character, nigga.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
So that 7.4 is not fucking legit. No. I don't want to shit on the pizza place.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
My boss is going to be so happy about this. Good. That was a really funny joke, by the way. Thank you. Yeah, that was a really good joke. I thought that was funny.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Can you guys imagine if races were contagious? You know like the common cold, and you get it for five to 10 days? You wake up one morning with a mild case of Mexican. You're like fuck, but the next day you got all your landscaping done yourself. But all the drinks you have between those five to 10 days are warm, because you're afraid of ice. Something to think about.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Or you wake up with a case of Caucasian and your credit report is up 123 points. Or you got a call into work and you're like, boss, I'm not gonna make it in today. I'm feeling really... That's on you. That's on you. I didn't say anything. Hey, you guys hear about that new Mexican. All right. Keep going.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
But that new Mexican weight loss immigration pill. Not only are you going to be losing weight and an Olympian at running, jumping and swimming, but you're also. Damn it.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh, it's going to be called. Oh, them spick. Sorry. Thank you. Check, check, check.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's your catchphrase. Just say something to think about.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I knew I was coming up to a minute, and I was contemplating not doing it, but then I felt there was a little bit of time, and I tried going too quick.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
About three years, giving it my 100%. Okay. What do you do for a living? I am a maintenance tech for the apartment complex that I live at.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It's about 15 minutes north of here. Okay, perfect. Far West Hills. Okay, perfect.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I mean, just the way some people live is just ridiculous. Right. It's just ridiculous.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Shit. I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time, bro. Last time I was on here, we talked about I was a virgin until I was 28 years old.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No, no. I was always the good guy. I never, you know what, I was afraid of rejection. That's what it was, so I stayed the fuck away. That's right.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Since the hooker? Yeah. Shit, that was 96. I would say 10. Right. 10 or 12. Okay.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I mean, I feel like you know exactly... I don't feel like you lose count after 10.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, what were those two? Well, I mean, I lost it to a hooker. Yeah. And then I was there for a week, so I went back probably four times.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Who lies down? Be honest. It's five, right? It's five, right? It was seven. Okay. Okay. There we go. There we go.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yep, because I was only here for a week, and I was like, holy shit, I just got laid. What happened? How did you get laid that fast? Picked her up in a bar. She was having problems with her cat. What kind of problems is she having with her cat? She was sad because her cat, she had to put it on medication, and she went to the bar and drank a bottle of wine, and I happened to be there to...
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
To take advantage. Yeah. Wow. Wow. True thirds. True thirds.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. But it was on meds, so maybe the meds were working. I don't know. It was fun. It was a great time. I like that.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Bro, your arms are crazy. I do have long arms. My dress shirts, they never fucking fit. Never. It's the arms and the neck. I really appreciate you guys building my fucking self-esteem here. I already told you I don't get paid.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
What was the hardest one to break? What was the hardest addiction to break?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Look at that dude out there fucking just waiting for dick.
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#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
What are you into? Because you said it needs to be explained and I haven't stopped thinking about that.
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#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Right. Yeah. That's hilarious. Like, she sees the first few letters, and it's just T-R-A, and you're like... Because I've done that.
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#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Alone? Yeah. It's nothing like... Nah, tell us the real shit. I need to know the real shit, Ari.
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#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Are you into the, you know, exotic? What do you mean? Black women. Black women? No. All black women are from America, to Ari. I'm pretty. Is that the Williams sisters?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Maybe that's the William Storr one. And then there's Hero of a Thousand Faces. There's like a bunch. I bought like cards on Instagram. Anything I could get my hands on. It was called like Storytelling Tactics and those weren't that great. But it was like anything I could get my hands on about story. I was just like, I just need to understand storytelling. What makes it compelling?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
What grabs attention? What is like a three arc structure? How does a movie written? And I kind of wrote it like a movie without you knowing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I think stakes are really important. Problems are really important. It can't be, it can't be. And then it has to be like, So we had to do this. And then it's just, I'm telling you another thing. This problem caused this.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yes. So you're not just going, here's this series of events. Each event has to be a catalyst for the next one. This thing pushes, and luckily or unluckily, however you look at it, I want to look at it with a positive perspective, is like this story kind of, unfolded in a way that was kind of traditional in that story. And it worked out, God bless. Not all the time it does.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, the coolest thing about it, about the tour, and I mean, outside of doing fucking arenas and shit, that's awesome. It's like what you dream of, like what I wrote down on little pieces of paper when I first started comedy, but was all these people who had come to the show and they were like going through it. And again, that's really isolating.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
your best friends are probably going through IVF and they don't tell you the women who are going through it. And if the issue is theirs, you definitely don't talk about it because fertility is this like really volatile subject for women, right?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like they're pushing their baby making time back because they want to do these careers that they've been told that they should do, but some of them don't even really want to do it. And there's all these like weird societal expectations that we could get into, which I think kind of interesting. But, um, so if it's their fault, they were like just mortified to have to share.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And they feel like there's maybe something wrong with them. Less of a woman.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. A hundred percent. And, um, and you go through that for a second. I never felt less of a man. What I thought was, did I do something wrong that I'm being punished for? Like, why should I not? Yeah. Somehow. Yeah. Why should I not have kids? Like, why does God not want me to have kids? Like, and I'm not like a religious person really, but. We started going to church a bit.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I'll tell you that much. It felt comic. Say what? It felt comic. Yeah. In some way, there's like... Yeah, I was like, did I do something to deserve this? Because you're trying to justify it, right? You're like, I'm a good person. I take care of my friends and my family. Like, what is this?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. So you try to find the justification for it. And then you got to switch that perspective to like, no, shit is hard. Life is hard. And you could either fold or you could get after it, you know?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's hard for them. It's hard for, yeah, like, yeah. I mean, when they're on, my wife reacted pretty crazy to the drugs. Like, they, I mean, I talk about the special, but they shoot them up with all the hormones and, like, you know, I didn't, we got into, like, an argument, like, a full-out argument in a Japanese restaurant.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You don't realize how quiet Japanese restaurants are until, like, you are full-out arguing, like, elbow to elbow in a small New York City Japanese restaurant and the only thing that interrupts it is when a new person walks in and, like, Everybody stops. And then we're back to fighting as they're slurping udon. It is a, uh, yeah, it's a, yeah, you get into it. You definitely get into it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But my wife was good. She didn't like resent me for it. And she could have, she could have been like, you're the reason why I'm doing this. And in no way did that come out. So a lot of credit there.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So do you give them a thing to like beat you at for fun? Like is that how you keep them?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Don't rebel again. Yeah. You guys play in the field for two days.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. She started nesting probably. They do that shit too once they go deeper into the pregnancy. How so? You just start like buying furniture and you start to like create your home. I think it's biological. Like they say this about women, but that's when, you know, it's taken. Curating the space. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing to see them Yeah, I don't know. I hope it's something.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I think pendulums have to swing, obviously. You know, you see it politically and I think you see it culturally. And I hope, yeah, maybe it swings back to the point where we start to value being a mom and like only being a mom as a societal benefit and not as somebody who's like taking the easy way out.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think a lot of women who never had kids pushed out that ideology. And it's a tricky thing. And it is something that's distinct to...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
places like this like very i guess you would say modern places and keep in mind like my mom worked my dad worked for my mom my mom had a dance studio they taught ballroom dance lessons but it was my mom's studio and my dad kind of like eventually came in and ran it you know he was a journalist and then he came in and uh so i'm used to like women working and killing it and uh
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But there is this thing, like my wife is very high performing. She got her MBA and then she worked for Apple. She was running AI projects at Apple. And then she had to grapple with this thing where it's like, I don't really want to do this. This doesn't make me happy. I'm kind of doing it because... society wants me to do this. And I want to prove that I'm just cause I'm a woman.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I, it doesn't mean that I have to be this domesticated person and I can go out there. I can compete with every guy. Yeah. And then she had to just be like, I really want to be a mom. That's what my dream in life. I've always wanted to be a mom. And I would see her when she would bump into people she used to work with on the street and they'd be like, so, uh, where are you working now?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And she'd be like, she would say, Oh, I'm, um, yeah, I'm just a mom. And the just would kill me. Yeah. It's like, you would hope that we could set something up where you're like, I quit, man. You know, my baby was born. I was able to stay home with the baby. Actually, I'm a mom now.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. I do work. I'm a mom. And we're lucky enough that we get to do it. I got promoted. Exactly. Yeah. And I think society should value that. And I think more women will choose that if they can. It's a luxury. It's a privilege. Yes. But- I think probably Texas values that a little bit more. New York is not very family-oriented. And I was born and raised there, which is an insane thing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But you go to New York to make it, you know. And, yeah, I'd like to see that switch up a little bit.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Oh, brother, yeah. I mean, four people got pregnant during this tour. So we got pregnant. We? Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Please tell me. I love this. I love your journeys.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, so we got pregnant. Both of my openers got pregnant. Mark. Mark and Derek. Derek's wife is now pregnant. And the person who does our visuals and lighting, Rob, who I think you met, Rob, and his wife, Cheryl, they got pregnant with their second. Holy fuck.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I mean, what does they say? There's some biblical term about the power of the tongue. But it is the community that you keep, and you're seeing this thing happening. So crazy to see. Four of us? Yeah. The dominoes fell. Isn't that nuts? So, yeah, it was just this beautiful, yeah, it was a beautiful, beautiful thing to see happen.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I think it will happen naturally. Like, I think a lot of times, like, we see things that we think are, like, wrong societally, and then we try to, like, push that, you know, progress or regress, whatever it is. Like speedrun it back to normal. Yeah. And you kind of can't, this, this guy, a little Duval is like a huge mentor of mine comedically. Like he would always speak about this.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I mean, he's just like a brilliant philosopher that you wouldn't realize, but he's just, he's so brilliant. And, um, but he would always say, this is like, you can't push people into things. They have to learn on their own and then react to the errors of their ways. If it is even an error, but we're, we're reactive. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And it's just like, even politically, what's happening right now, it's just reaction. This election is reaction. It's not going on podcasts. Everybody's like, oh, he went on, you guys and Theo and Rogan, and that's what changed the election. It's like, we didn't have zero impact on the election. Zero. Everybody had already decided.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And it might have made them feel more comfortable with their decision. But I think that those decisions are made way before, and it's just society reaction. Everybody thinks that, like, every person that voted for Trump is this, like, ride-or-die Trump guy. I think they're actually, the majority of people were rejecting a societal push in a direction that they didn't feel comfortable with.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And I, yeah, I think that's, it's a lot of it is a protest vote.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. And I think that's what happened with Trump when he lost. right? It was like, oh, this is too chaotic. I don't want to deal with this shit anymore. Give me the old guy. And it's like, it was a vote against Trump. It was like for Biden. And I think like the administration, Kamala, it doesn't matter. Everybody's like, all right, this is too much.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, I don't, I'm not feeling comfortable with my life right now. Let's try something else. So yeah, I think it was the protests.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
They thought it was going to be a big announcement for a mineral deal. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, and then it didn't go that way. And I think that, yeah, that's my assumption at least. I don't think Trump would ever put something out there where it could potentially look foolish, right?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, I don't even think it was J.D. I think Zelensky was just like, he should have just never agreed to it. He's like, hey, I don't like this deal, so let's not get in front of the cameras and do it. And I like J.D. going, why are we litigating this in front of the American public? Yeah. Like that felt a little subversive and I could see like a negative reaction on it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like we're here to have a hurrah, let's high five moment. And this turned into not that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. And JD, JD, you gotta, Hey, watch out for that motherfucker. Yo.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yo, it's like, I don't even, again, I don't react to like people based on their like political leaning. Like, I don't really care about that. Like culture is way more interesting to me. I don't like like jumping on a side with these things. I understand that like people who don't know me at all and are like, this guy's some fucking right wing mega lunatic.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's like, yeah, I don't, I have empathy for even thinking that. Like you just see headlines, you see some crazy joke. I told like, I'm totally, I'm totally fine. I understand the world we live in. Right. But for me, like, I just kind of look at, like, people and ideas and I try to react to what public sentiment is to that. Like, I'm always reacting to feeling.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
This is crazy. Have we started the pod? Yeah. Okay, we have? All right, this is fire. I just want to let everybody know that, you know, Chris usually spends a lot of money on sets. And I told him, I was like, save it. I said, don't rent out a warehouse or something aesthetically pleasing and have a whole team of cameras.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I don't really react to a specific event. And I'm not trying to, like, explain logically the event. Like, I'm more interested in, like, the emotional reaction of things. So, like, when Mangione... Shot the dude. And then the internet kind of didn't really feel that bad. They were like joking around about it. I'm like, oh, this is like rich people.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You got to pay attention to this because they don't care about y'all anymore. Like any one of y'all could get killed and it would be fine. And if you're the billionaire class, you got to be very aware that your life is not valued by the rest of us. That's a, and I'd imagine very rich people, if we're going to look at this into like in a microcosm,
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I imagine they, let's just assume, I don't think they're bad, by the way, but let's just assume that they want as much money as they possibly can. This is like an unfair assumption, but let's just play with this little thought experiment.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
you also want comfort you want as much money as you can get but you also want comfort right so like if you're living in some third world country and you're like the richest person there it's not really comfortable because you know at any point in time these people in fucking sandals could storm your house and they take out the five security guards and then they kidnap your whole family it's not comfortable one of the nice things about america is like being rich is comfortable
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Right. The first world, like being rich, you can be comfortable. You have to worry about like your kid getting kidnapped, like fucking Canelo Alvarez. I think his brother got kidnapped like the week of his fight once and nobody knew it. And it was just like a normal thing that happens. He's a box. It's just a Tuesday. It's like getting your flight delayed. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And he had to like work out the fucking payments like days before the fight. So this is a normal thing that you have to accept. So in order to make sure your life is comfortable, you have to make sure that the poorest people have enough to eat and get a roof over their head and provide for their family. They probably don't need that much more.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
There's a lot of interesting distraction that goes on in America. There's a lot of things that they can take part in. They're like beautiful and amazing and it will pacify. But the second they go below, I can't feed myself and they have no hope of upward mobility. They'll kill you. And then when someone else kills you, they'll laugh about it. And they'll be like, good.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So when I saw that, I was like, wow, Americans are very disillusioned. I knew that they were disillusioned with institutions. I knew that there was issues, obviously, with... The medical, you know, industrial complex or whatever these terms they start building up. But that right there, that is a point of concern.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And if you're the really wealthy, you either got to beef up security or you got to be talking to Donald and you got to be talking to these senators and go, we need to do something for these people. Eggs got to be affordable. You're squeezing them right now. And you can only squeeze them so far before you get the French Revolution.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You can't be like, all right, well, they don't got bread, give them cake or whatever that lady said. Meat, fucking eggs.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. I mean, did you see the same reaction to those California fires? The second people started to hear it was like celebs houses. They're like, I'll figure it out. Like they didn't really care. Like Californians were really concerned about it outside of California. The sentiment was kind of like, eh, you guys will be all right. It's not outright applause.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And you got to pay attention to that culture. Like, these are the things that if you're a politician, you really got to listen to. And I feel like that's what the Dems, and I'm a lifelong, I come from a dance family in New York City. Like, what do you think my political leanings have been my entire life? I grew up in the arts, going to ballet, a dance family in New York City, right?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So you got to look at this, like Dems got to look at this and they got to start going, okay, what are we missing here? We're not listening to the people. I think sometimes there can be a little bit of a pretentiousness with the Dems, like where they're like,
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Because the party is kind of ruled by these like Ivy League elites that, you know, pat themselves on the back for like caring about the oppressed and the ostracized. And they're so detached from them that they're just like, we know what you guys need, so we'll do it. And look, we're doing it, right? There's this pat on the back. And I mean, like, they literally need to look at Bernie.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You like her politics or not, but AOC, like AOC, if you want to look at data, like she, I think, polled the same as Trump in her district. Now, why is that? Those are polar opposites.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
that work so you put it in suspension okay done it all so when i did my mail-in i was jerking off and um in my room while my wife was in the other room she's like i'll give you a few minutes to do this and i was like okay and then i was like can you and then she's like i don't know if i don't want to get you know any interruption or whatever and i remember i was jerking off in my bed by myself i never jerked off in my bed in my home by myself and at one point i'm i'm jerking off and i look up and my tv is off
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But now you're inside the tent pissing out. Sure. There's one thing about the inside of the tent, but most people aren't even in the tent. Caring about your bathroom experience- is way later after I could afford eggs. Do you know what I mean? If I can't afford eggs, I don't care where you go to the bathroom. I don't care what your pronoun is. I don't care. Those things don't matter to me.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
If you got a house or you're a fucking fourth generation nepo baby from this incredibly wealthy family, of course your life is so good. I should figure out how I can make all these ostracized groups comfortable. But somebody that can't afford eggs... And it's about the defaults on their loan. Forget it. They can't even pay their rent. Owning a home is like a completely different. They don't care.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like even right now, everybody's like, oh, the economy's tanking. What's going on? Okay. Housing prices are going to come down and then the stock market's going down. Right. Do you think that Trump's supporters have money invested in the stock market? Do you think they own homes?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
it's the la fires again it's they're just watching rich people lose some of their risk they don't give a fuck you know what i'm saying like so so you have to be like really tuned in to like how people are emotionally reacting to this stimulus and i think that's to me the advice that i try to give dems is like you make it a class issue and you win every single time there's a reason why people fuck with bernie sanders and aoc for that it cuts across all of the other groups
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yo, he's saying rich people got a lot of money. You don't got a lot of money. We need to get you money. The only way to get it to you is by taking it from them.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
huge wealth inequality in america i don't know how to solve it i'm not smart enough to figure that shit out but i do know what the problem is and what exists and what resonates with people and that's aoc she like her politics or not doesn't fucking matter every day she's going hey them rich people are trying to fuck you amazon's trying to not pay you and the people in her neighborhood the people who are voting for her going i do feel like she's trying to help me out and they also feel trump is trying to help her out so where is that venn diagram hitting that's it
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Oh, yeah, that was fun.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So it's just a reflection. And that is the saddest day of my life. Right there.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
similarities like oh you know it was really interesting to find out like how like culturally distinct the little towns in england are that's really cool like to know that like liverpool and manchester are 30 minutes apart but they're two completely different like ethnic groups so to me like going to the uk i think a lot of times we just treat white people as a monolith and the uk is a perfect example of like why you can't even do that in a tiny little country and
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And these like little idiosyncrasies of these two cities that are 30 minutes away from one another.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. And it's... So to me, that was really exciting. Going into these little places and... Whenever I go into a place, I, I just really like, I'm, I don't know. I'm curious. I, you know, my dad was really curious guy and I, I always want to learn a little bit about something and like try to write some jokes that reflect that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And, um, yeah, maybe for a few minutes in the set, they get to feel really seen or kind of recognized by someone they might not think would do that. And, um, but yeah, I love that. You know, going to Scotland was awesome. My mom's born and raised in Scotland. So doing that show there was really great. What'd you do the hydro Glasgow? Yeah. Is it the high SSE? It looks like a armadillo. Yeah. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, and also just the way that they react to stand up, like, Like, with the Scotland show, I could have just talked to them for three hours. Like, they just wanted to be in the room and, like, telling stories, like, on some bonfire shit. And it was... They're just happier there. You know, it's fucking miles away from everything.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And watching myself jerk off into like a black screen.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But there's also, like, this... I think there's, like, a cultural sentiment. It's like... And I think you also get in another place, and there's this, like, pub culture where we're all hanging, and here's this thing, and I'm going to share with you, and you guys are involved, and there's going to be some quip, and we're going to have...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I also think there's a little catharsis for them because it's a little bit more censored out there. So then when I come and I'm saying these jokes that are kind of wild, they get to have this experience that's kind of more similar to their everyday lives. Like there's a public persona you have to put on. And then when you're at the bar with your boys, there's a very different version of you.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So now they're in public, but they get that same version. So I think that was cool. Yeah. Ireland was just great. Yeah, it was awesome, man. I will say that the Middle East was more aware of American culture, though, than the UK.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. And like also you think your strokes are way longer when you're doing it and not being filmed. But I'm not really going that far. It's more of like a it's like a quicker pump. Like any kind of pantomime? Yes, exactly. You're having a seizure. Yeah, whatever. It's a small vibration. Exactly. But in stand-up, if I was ever doing it, I'd always be like, yeah, I'm fucking... Nah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Why do you think that is? I think that they're all educated here. And because of that, they're acutely aware of our stuff. And also, all their TV and stuff comes from here because they're not producing their own. You guys are producing your own shit, right? Like, you have all your own TV shows. You love Island.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, everybody knows these, like, things that you don't really know about are real housewives of fucking Utah or whatever. But... in the middle East, they're getting all of our shit. Cause they're not producing a lot of their own shit yet. Well, you don't know what's going on actually in the middle East. That's fucking exactly. We need to not look into that at all. Yes. Give me housewives. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So, so that was, that was really fun too. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I love James, man. Yeah. And he was like, they just had a baby, didn't they?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That Aussie run was fun. Usually I'm only in town for a day, but I got to be in Australia for like a, almost like a couple of weeks. So by the time I got to, I think it was Sydney. I had kind of worked out some stuff. Yeah. Like I was like, Ooh, I got a nice little chunk. And that was, uh, Yeah, that was really cool. And it's a cool thing to give them.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You know, it's... I think a lot of... I guess a lot... I think a lot of connoisseurs can go to wherever and just do their set. And I have my set. But it's also a nice thing to go to, like, a completely different country and, like, tap into little specific things there.
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Oh, God, I don't know. So, I was on tour for two years. I was probably developing it for... This whole process was probably three years in the making from, like, building the hour and then touring it and...
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That just felt like the whole city was rooting for me. And which is like the greatest honor. It's like, if there's one thing I identify as a New Yorker, like I'd probably identify that as before COVID. Before having a kid, I identified that as before anything. Before being like a white guy. Yeah, before I'm American, I'm a New Yorker. So just to see the whole city excited for me.
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It was like one of us did it. I don't even know how many New Yorkers have done MSG. you know and so hometown hero yeah it just felt like I did something good for the city and I'm so I just love New York like I I'm even annoyed now there's like this push about like the liberal cities are falling apart it's like none of you want to live anywhere else shut up shut up like I know you moved to Austin
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But come on. You don't want to be here. It's OK. It's OK. Like I tell people like it was like Austin. So amazing. I go, OK, stop. Do you want to be a stand up comedian? OK, yeah. Move to Austin. The opportunities for you like Rogue and Kill Tony, all these things where you see young comics exploding are here. I get it. But like you're not moving here for this like rich cultural experience.
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You know what I mean? There's like two restaurants. Everybody say the food is so good. It's like, yeah, because you are from Montana. You know what I mean? Like you have a fucking P.F. Chang's and then you move here and you go to Uchi and you're like, oh, wow, this is fucking good. Yeah, there's 17 Uchis in a three block radius in New York. Like, why are we even having this conversation?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So it's I think that the coastal cities need to get back to our elitism a little bit. I think we're a little like sad or like insecure or something like that right now.
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Horse, of course. And it was bad and it sucked the way they handled it. You know what I mean? And it's a very different thing to handle, obviously, when you're living on top of each other and you're all going on subways together. It's just a different problem to solve. Like everybody lives in their own house and you live a mile away from each other.
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Yeah, you can make shit a little bit less restrictive. You know what I mean? But when you live in an apartment building, you need some fucking rules. You know what I mean? Like the Puerto Ricans got to turn the music off at 10. That's a rule. That's government overreach. And I'm happy about it.
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And you don't understand it because you don't have an entire Puerto Rican family above you blasting Bad Bunny at fucking 11 o'clock while your baby's trying to go to sleep. So there's certain things where you start to appreciate government overreach and where they come from. And then there's some where you're like, okay, this is ridiculous.
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I can't renovate my home without going to 15 different government agencies to get permission to put a mirror in my bathroom. It gets a little ridiculous. But in terms of like the great... established cities in America. Like, like what are we talking about? Like if your tax rate, the tax rates were the same in Austin as they were in New York, none of y'all would live here.
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So stop acting like this is this amazing play. It's like, you want to save money. You're millionaires. I get it. It's millions of dollars. I get it. And none of you are like from New York, so you don't have any connection to it. But like to get me to move out of New York, do you know the deal I would have to sign? And I would do it. If it was the right number. But, like, it's a tax-saving thing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Just say you're saving money. That's my thing. And save the money. Do it. But don't give me the shit about, oh, this city is so amazing. Your plane couldn't even land because of the wind. Fucking Wizard of Oz? What are we talking about? You know what I mean? I'm eating a salad today. A tomato flew off the salad, hit me in the chest. And I'm like, this is a city? Like, people choose to live here?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
The wind is taking tomatoes off of my plate, right? So let's just have an honest assessment of what's going on here. Will you pay 12% more to not live here? I will. But I'm from New York and I love it. If you're from another city and you just went to New York to make it and it looks like there's more opportunities here, then fucking move here. Were you crazy? Why would you not do that?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I mean, yeah. I'm just... I'm used to chaos. Chaos is comforting to me. I get more comfortable the more chaotic it is.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shout out Sam, man. Yeah. That is a, yeah, there is just a unique energy. It's, it's, And I guess you... I think growing up with it obviously makes it much easier to handle. I think it's probably daunting for people to move there. And that's why I say, like, you shouldn't move there unless you want to make it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It doesn't matter what you want to make it in. You want to make it in finance? Okay, do that. You want to make it in... You want to be a doctor? Whatever the fuck you want to do, do it. But, like... Just moving there for comfort is a stupid thing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You're going to spend tons of money and you're not going to be comfortable. There's no comfort. It's not comfortable. But there is opportunity. It's opportunity. And you'll be the greatest at what you do. It's like the greatest of what they do come from there. Simple as that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You're not the greatest unless you've lived in New York. Nobody who's the greatest at what they do in America has not spent time in New York. And you could say anything. Like, I'm just trying to think anything. Like, who? Just, let's say it. Like, whatever. Any comedian, they lived in New York. I'm sorry. They lived in New York. Anyone that is the greatest lived in New York.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You got to pass through. You got to, because if you want to be the best, you got to be with the best, and that's where they are. Any banker, you lived in New York. Any chef, you lived in New York. It's a rite of passage. You gotta. It's not even like, how do we even know you're that good unless you can do it here? Like, if you can make it here, you make it anywhere. That's a real statement.
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You care about like big ticket things that could affect them, but your life becomes so small. That's the other thing. It's like people aren't having kids until like later. So that's why you get all these people that are like really active on the internet. Cause they're just bored. They have nothing to do. They want to like feel part of something. They want to make change. They don't realize it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Right. This is like something that's happening internally, but like everything just feels like the biggest deal. Once you like, you don't see like a mom with three kids at like a protest during the week. Do you know what I mean? Like she's trying to get them to nap. You know what I mean? You never see a mom with mayonnaise on her sweater at some fucking random protest for Tesla.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
How have you changed since you've become a dad? Just the outside stuff doesn't matter as much. I just care about how my wife and my daughter think about me. If my wife and my daughter are happy with me, if my daughter's happy with me, I can even deal with my wife being pissed. And then everything just gets a little bit smaller. Yeah, it's just amazing.
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It's the only thing you think about all day, pretty much. You know, just that little, you know, that little girl. And it's just really awesome. And you've become like a real person. I'm not saying you're not a real person, but like you just, there's a difference. Like once you have a family, like you're invested in the world in a way different way and you become like a real human being.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
No, because, so I had it since I was young. Varicoseal.
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Like even on stage, the second I mentioned that I have a kid, like my relation to the audience is completely different. I'm not just some asshole with a fucking part in my hair, like talking shit about all these things. Like everything actually impacts me. Just publicly masturbating. Look at how great I am. What an asshole. what an asshole to do that.
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But now that I have a kid and like, anytime I bring up some trans shit or some vaccine shit, it's like, no, I have an actual reason to do that. You know what I mean? Like this impacts in the game beyond my own sense of being important. Exactly. You know? So it's a beautiful thing. Like, I think it brings out like the best version of people. I see the best version of people with their kids.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Looks like someone threw up in your ball sack.
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Which is great. Like, especially where you're putting it into your body. I think that's great. Like, I love the longevity stuff. You know, if you have a kid, you want to live longer, you know, naturally. Yeah, I like that, but I think that you're right because there's no way that my wife would be like, hey, could you change the kid's diaper?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And I'd be like, I have two minutes left in my ice bath. I'm sorry. You know I need my ice bath for the next two minutes. You'll have to change the diaper. That doesn't exist. So you have to manipulate and change your life.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So you should just, everybody listening should just compare how both of us talk about the world right there. Mm-hmm. You described exactly what it was.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, like I would say like any kind of longevity stuff is just so I can play paddle. Do you know paddle? The sport? Yeah, like so like anything about me, like I go to like PT and do all this stuff, but it is just so I can continue playing this one thing, which is like a beautiful moment of distraction that takes me away from the lovely anxiety of...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
you know, bringing a human being into this world, you know, but yeah, it's, yeah, I, yeah, there's this thing. And also like every single day you feel purposeful. That's the other thing about having a kid that you don't realize is like, uh, you feel proud of yourself by like three.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You know, like, when you don't have a kid and it's, like, a weekend and you, like, party the night before and you're just, like, hungover and shit. And, like, you party the night before and then you have a kid and you're up and taking care of it. By, like, noon, you're like, I'm the man. Like, I should party some more. Have to rely. Yeah.
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And I said, this is what it looks like.
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Like, there isn't this, like, guilt and shame that you put on yourself. Like, what am I doing with my life? Why am I fucking doing this?
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Yeah. Like, I probably drink way more now. But I'm looking after my kids, so I'm like, I'm a responsible human being.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, whatever it is, you know. But, yeah, no, it's cool, man. Do you want them? I can't wait to be a dad.
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What's your process with that? Like, is it hard to meet people? Like, you're obviously a successful, handsome guy, charming, smart. Like, do you find it difficult to connect with the women around you?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
The higher your bar is and the older a woman gets, the lower her bars because she's running out of time. So it puts you guys in very difficult situations, right? And there's this crazy societal expectation, like women's moms really put on women, like get, you got to get married. Like the second they're fucking 11, they're like, you got to get married. You got to have kids.
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You got to get this pressure, pressure, pressure. So I think women are, I think women's greatest fear is being alone, not being with the wrong person. And our greatest fear is being with the wrong person. Like I didn't meet my wife until late for the same reason. I was like, I don't want to settle. I don't want to be with somebody. You know, like I figured out more or less how to like date.
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And like, I figured out like kind of like what that person wanted. And I can kind of like be that version of that person. But it didn't make me happy, right? Which I imagine you've probably gone through in your life. Like, you know, you probably had tons of different girls. You're like, oh, this girl needs a listener. Oh, this girl needs this. But you're not being you.
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So you're not going to connect with that person. But the tricky thing is that women, because they're so afraid of being alone, I think a lot of them, they end up being with guys they don't really like. And that's what I think this like ick red flag culture is. Have you heard of women all on the internet talking about their icks and their red flags? Mm-hmm.
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Exactly. So your balls descend when it's hot, and then they ascend when it's cold, right? And this is why you're freezing, your balls get all tight. And they're basically trying to monitor the temperature of the ball sack so that your sperm doesn't die.
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When you're with someone you don't like, everything about them is irritating. So you don't actually have the ick. There aren't actually red flags. Oh, I don't like a guy when it's raining, he raises his shoulders. You know, I don't like a guy who like yawns without his hand in his mouth. Like these stupid things that really would never impact how a girl feels about you.
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You just hate the guy you're with, but you're terrified of being alone. Because if you like the guy, that would be cute. Everything we do is cute. The amount of like my wife watches me pick my nose, ball up the booger and just flick it out of the playpen because I'm playing with my daughter. And she's just like, that was disgusting. And it's fine. It doesn't impact how much she loves me at all.
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I'm farting left and right. I'm doing all these disgusting red flag things, but she loves me. So it doesn't matter. You know what I mean? And I think that, I think that, yeah, like I never understood this like ick red flag culture. I was like, are women just like annoyed with us? What the fuck is going on? No, they don't want to be alone. And they're with guys they do not fucking like.
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It's a big, it's a huge issue.
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That is like... Yeah, that's magnificent. And it's so true. You got to find that connection with that person where even if you didn't have kids, you would be happy. You just love that person. And then kids are these blessings because that irritation will build. I'm sure you've dated people that like you thought you liked in the beginning and then eventually it wasn't there.
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and what some varicocele is is that you have some veins a lot of times that should be further up into your, like, basically stomach area, like groin area, and they just fall into your balls. And I had those for a while. I remember a doctor once said, we can do it, but we won't know if it will do anything. He even said this to me. It's funny. I haven't even thought about this. He goes, um...
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And it's just like every little thing drove you fucking crazy. Yeah. And that we hopefully at that point we start going, I don't want to be with you or we just treat him shitty, which is the worst version of it.
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I'm going to be a coward. That's uh, yeah. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. Well, yeah. A lot of times we think that, uh, it's not a lack of bravery, but it's a, it's a, it's too much compassion, you know, like breaking up with this person would be too hurtful for them. And we don't realize that like being with them when you don't like them is actually way more hurtful. And we don't even realize it's this bravery deficit. We're like, ah, I'm too calm, too nice. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I'm just too nice. I don't want to hurt her. You're too scared. Yeah, you're being a pussy. And we've all been pussies. I've been pussy tons of fucking times. And then we're like retrofit justifications. We're like, no, man, she's about being loyal and committing to something. It's like, yeah, you do that when you find the right girl.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
When you find the right girl, you commit to it and you work everything out. And that is another thing, too. It's like marriages. You look at movies and shit like that and you think it's just, oh, this is just going to be super sweet and perfect and every single thing. No, no, it's fucking hard. When you do it with the right person, you're willing to work through all those difficult times.
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And then you get confidence in your ability to work through difficult shit.
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He goes, it might affect your ability to get pregnant, or it might not. And this was when I was in, like, my 20s. Because I thought I had ball cancer. That's what I thought it was. Because you just see this fucking... There's, like, something here. Just imagine, like, a sack of spaghetti, like, in your balls. And I was like... And he's like, yeah, it just might affect your ability to get pregnant.
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So like there's this part of you that you want your kids to know how loved they are. Like, I don't ever want my daughter to even understand what it is to be, like, adored. Because it's so normal. You know what I mean? Like, my friend... So, my friend Jamil, like, he reminded me this recently. Like, my dad was just the best. He was just the fuck. He was at every single basketball game, whatever.
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Loved it. She just loved it. Like he was just whatever they needed. Like, I remember one of my boys got into like trouble and some gang shit. And like my dad, I was like, yeah, I think he, he can't like leave his house. Like they're like, there's this gang that's kind of like after him or whatever. And, um, and, uh, And I was like, yeah, we got to help him out.
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And my dad was like, well, why don't we just go get the car and go pick him up? And I was like, are you sure you feel comfortable doing this? Yeah. So we like drive a Toyota Sienna minivan into the fucking heart of the Bronx. And we're like picking up my boy so he doesn't get murdered by this gang. And it's just the type of like he didn't even think twice about it. It's just kind of who he is.
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And yeah. So there's all this focus on like, okay, I want her to feel loved. I want her to feel supported. I want... Anytime she shows excitement around me, I want that to be met. I don't want her to feel like ignored. And... I noticed. So I'll call my wife to FaceTime like and around the baby's naps. So if I'm like at work or something like that, like I'm just I know when the baby's up.
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Boom, the call. And I called my wife. I think it was today. And she was like in the car coming back from like a class or something. And then she's like, oh, I know you're calling to say hi to Shiloh, but I'm not home just yet.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I got a call to say hi to you more too. Like, it's very easy to just put all the focus on your daughter. And they cannot resent you for that because they love that you're so committed to this child. You're being a good dad. Yes, but.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You got to also, I realized I got to also be making those calls when it's just her and just talking to her and putting that time. Is it challenging to keep the romance alive? I mean, yeah. I mean, like, of course, you know, it's really the sleep that is the challenge over everything. Once you have a baby, there's no real sleeping, especially if you're white breastfeeds.
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Like, they're up every two hours, even in the night. Like, so there's no, like, you like scheduling fucks, you know? Like, you're like, okay, we got to do it around this window and this is the window and, like... Maybe sometimes you guys go out and you let it rip, but you know you're going to be up every morning, 6.45. We're up every morning, 6.45. Whether we want to sleep in or not, it's 6.45.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
That baby's waking up around like 6.30. They kind of look up in the sky for a little bit, and then they're like, all right, it's time for some fucking titty. And then it's go time. So it's more just about like creating those moments and like scheduling them, but not really making it feel scheduled, if you will, you know?
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And I remember thinking, like, oh, leave it. You know what I mean? I'm in New York. I'm running around. Yeah, I'm like, whatever. It is what it is. And... And yeah, wow, years later. I should have thought about that when I was going through the whole thing. Okay, so you had varicocele. Did they swim? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I just have five Serbian guys set these things up here, throw some fleshlights in the back, and we'll be good. And I think we'll get the same thing across, okay?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. Yeah, it is. But you got to do it. You got to do it. Because the better you guys are, the better that baby is having a shot at life. You know, fractured families, they fuck kids up. They fuck kids up.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, what was that? How do you feel about Tate coming back?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So yeah, you're speaking on something that I really like, which is there are facts and then there is emotional reactivity. Optics is what you're talking about. And people are emotional. They just react emotionally to whatever they see. And it's important to meet them there. Do you know what I mean? Like there's going to be an idea of who you are from people who don't really know you.
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Casuals on the internet might see a single clip. And that idea that they have, maybe it's wrong. But just going, oh, you're wrong and writing it off isn't how you're going to address a bigger problem.
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Yeah. Feelings do not give a single fuck about the fact. But he's like an autistic robot. Like he doesn't understand. He caught a great grift off like the Christians. And now that he no longer has societal utility, he's like really struggling. Like societal utility is oftentimes what can make people like really powerful.
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And he rose to fame at a time where like conservatives felt like really scrutinized just for their beliefs. And a lot of them just didn't have the arguments to defend their positions. Right. They grew up in cities and states where it was normal to be a conservative. And then all of a sudden they're in these other places where like, can I even share this? Can I say I'm a conservative?
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It was like really radioactive to be conservative. Then all of a sudden, he's like this really obviously smart, Harvard-educated arguer. He's like a really good arguer in developing ideas and bits and putting together these arguments. They're like foolproof. And he handed them off to those people. But now, being conservative is more popular than being democratic.
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We should probably be a little bit concerned about. So now that it's the norm.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
he no longer has the same societal utility that's interesting and then israel palestine happens and now the base doesn't agree with him and now they're like well we don't need you for the arguments it's like normal to be conservative now it's like if anything democrats need the arguments right so now they're like and we don't agree with you on the israel palestine thing
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man the fuck out of here but yeah i mean when you think about the so he caught a good grift but you know the grifts only last for so long would you make it the tate thing from coming back i mean he's an american citizen you have to protect american citizens and just because he hasn't been convicted of anything so on he hasn't been convicted of anything he's an american citizen we have to protect our citizens and you're allowed to say whatever you want as an american this is free speech we believe in all those things so like there's no question whether you have to let an american back of course you have to let an american back now
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The emotional reaction is you were talking crazy shit about America. And then when you get clipped over there in Romania, now you're coming back to daddy. So I need, I need you to acknowledge who the goat is. I don't need you talking about the West, this and America's dad and the West is falling. Well, why are you coming back to the fall?
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Like when it got rough and they were locking you and your brother up, probably wrongfully. I don't know. He's not convicted. Like if there was enough to convict, they would have convicted. Right. But you came running back. So I need you to at least acknowledge why you came running back.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
That's the thing. I think that's the thing right there. Like, obviously he's a phenomenal communicator and he really, he understands culture. He understands like trends that are popping up. I'm not talking about like a trend, like wearing fucking clothing. I'm talking about like ideological and emotional trends. Like what people, he can fucking tap in. There's no question. But there is a part of me
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that is like you talk crazy shit about america and now you're coming back because you got in trouble i need to know like everybody a lot of people gave britney griner shit when she got arrested in russia right they gave her a lot of shit for like kneeling for the anthem and then asking america to help her to get back where's the britney griner treatment Where's this Brittany Griner energy?
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Yeah. It's also, there's, you know, there's plastic and everything. Like they were finding what is the microplastics are in your balls. And like, everybody's worried about drinking a Poland spring because of the microplastics. And like my buddy told me if a car in a city stops, like they just hit their brakes. The amount of microplastic that goes into the environment. Yeah.
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Now, people are emotional, so it doesn't really matter. They're like, I can look past that because he's satisfying these other concerns that I have emotionally. And he's voicing in the most eloquent way. And he really makes me feel seen and heard. So they'll look past this other shit. But to me, I'm looking at this Brittany Griner. Now, I want Brittany back.
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You know, should she have had the weed in her fucking thing? No, don't bring fucking a weed pen into Russia. You know that they might try to use this as for some political leverage in this situation that we're in. It's annoying. You shouldn't have fucking done it. And you put America in a position where we got to give you back to the Nicolas Cage guy from the movie, right?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
We need to give you Nicolas Cage back to get Brittany Griner, right? But at the end of the day, she's an American. And if American gets clipped, we're going to ride for our boys, our girls. Yeah. Yeah.
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What? In how long? Dude, I took a nap today. I woke up and he's doing the press conference for the Doge cuts in front of the whole Senate. And they're kicking out hecklers. I thought it was one of my shows. I think Al Green got escorted out of the Senate. It was amazing. And then the reactions on the internet was...
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Yeah, it's, it's a lot, but that's the thing that this is the tricky thing about like the administration right now. Like they're being understanding, like the mechanism of politics, like being a good politician, as much as we go, Oh, I hate politicians. It is valuable.
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In that, like, you want to be able to disseminate information that Americans already support in a way where they feel comfortable continuing to support it. I don't know if there's any American out there that's like, I like waste. I like corruption. I like fraud. All of us unanimously are like, yeah, I think the government's got some waste, corruption and fraud and we should get that out of there.
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Those should be a bipartisan victory for America. And I think that the way that's kind of being positioned and there's like a little antagonism in it and there's not maybe an Elon's on this, too. He's like he's responsible for this, too. It's a little bit antagonistic. yes, no need to twist the knife. It's like you already got everybody on board.
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And then when you like fire some people and have to rehire them, it's okay to be like, hey, we made a mistake. We're humans. We're going to make mistakes and we're going to do our best.
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Like drinking out of plastic shit is the equivalent of like not using a plastic straw to help the ocean. Like 90% of the fuck up in the ocean comes from the, was it commercial fishing? You've seen this where they just like leave the nets out there. Did you see that doc? Which one? It's a documentary called, I'm going to forget the fucking name. It was like a pun, but they did the wrong pun.
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Yeah. It's, it is, it is tricky also because the, obviously the opposition is going to campaign against whatever the decision is, because I think Democrats are still like, they don't, they still think that if you just paint Trump and Elon, all these people as bad, that that will allow them to win when you don't even have to paint them as bad. Like you just need to give us hope and abundance.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like all Americans want is abundance. Americans are kind of simple. I'll be honest with you. Like we're very simple people. What is more, you know, like buffets are popular here. That's more. What is the biggest steak? More like cheesecake factory. Just more. Give me more. Like, so when Trump goes up and he's like, and also you could just say shit without doing it. And we like it.
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Like when Trump goes Greenland, I think that might be ours. We go, that seems more. It seems like a lot more. I like it. If that never happens, it's fine. What Democrats need to do is, in my opinion, just start saying the things that you want to do that give me abundance and be radical about it. Stop being concerned about like pissing every little group off. Be radical.
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I need an outsider Democrat to go, eggs are a dollar. We're capping it. We're subsidizing it like we subsidize corn. If all these corn and dairy farmers get their money, why can't the egg farmers get theirs? It's a dollar for eggs. That's what it is. When we get in, it's a dollar for eggs. I guarantee you, Saying, hey, we're taking that land over there.
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We're building 10,000 affordable housing units and we're going to drop the price of rent by 30% in this city. And then saying, I don't give a fuck about what these fancy developers think they're going to do with it. It's going to be affordable housing. We're going to drop. Say some shit. Be risky. We liked Bernie because he was like taking shots at all these billionaire corporations.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, who the fuck is this guy? Like, I need you to be brave, but understand who the bad guy is. They're looking at Trump and Elon and going, those guys are the bad guys. No, the majority of the country voted for them. They don't see them as bad yet. You could try to make them radioactive, but they don't really see them as bad.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You know who they do see as bad is the people stopping them from getting eggs and the people stopping them from paying rent. Bad. I don't know. Do you understand what I'm saying? I feel like if you actually listen to people, it's not really that difficult.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Wow, that's a great question. I'm sure there are people.
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I wish we had another person in this room. As a fucking researcher. Whatever. We can just get it wrong. We can just keep getting everything wrong. No, no, no. Are they listening out there? Do any of you guys know what it is? Sea something. Oh, God. It was a sea spiracy. Yes. Okay.
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Yeah, wow, that's a really good point.
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When you're in power, you start to become very specific. Drunk on your own. Yeah, it's just like a country club is hard to get into. Those are the people in power.
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It's queers for Palestine. You know, it's like anybody who's down to help, we're going to take.
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We need it. So you take anybody's help. You don't fucking care. If you're struggling, whoever's going to help you. And then when you're in power, you get very specific about the people who want to help you.
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Yeah. Let's see. We're going to look in and see your total beliefs and how you feel about the entire world. I do.
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That will happen without a doubt over the next few years. You will see these like Stephen A. Smith types who will proliferate democratic circles who are in no way the like ideal version of a Democrat from four years ago or six years ago. But what they will see is salvation in them.
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And they'll be like, this is, he has enough of our values and he could potentially win, or at least he could espouse the shit that could make our party look cool.
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We don't need you. We don't need you, Jonathan. Go away. Yeah. Um, and it's like, yeah, I don't want to correct people here, but it should have been conspiracy.
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So how do you see that happening? I've heard a lot of people, Charlemagne talks about this all the time. Trump thinks that, sorry, Charlemagne thinks Trump is going to put him in prison.
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Elon has the emotional intelligence of JD Vance to be able to tiptoe around and yes sir no sir three bikes false sir JD and why I say do not treat that man lightly I think he has like he came from like poverty I think his mom was like a drug addict like and then he ends up going to Yale and then he becomes the VP of a guy that he campaigned against and said was horrible and like a tyrant and
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Do you know the level of emotional intelligence it takes to go from like a broke middle America, broken family to an Ivy League institution to then VP for the guy who does not, he doesn't always keep in it. Like you can say things about Trump, but if it's advantageous for whatever his plan is, he will forgive you.
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Come to Andrew Schultz for your branding. Guys, you know what I mean? This is what we do over here. Like new tonic. Thank you. Yeah, it makes sense. You see, I was chastised for drinking new tonic. The second I sat down on this podcast, um, chastise said anytime. Oh, wow. Guys, John, we need to clean the tops of the new tonic before we put them on the podcast. Okay.
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You know, he's kind of like Vince Mann in that regard, like whatever works for the thing. But like that takes high EQ. Even in that moment with Zelensky, he's managing Trump.
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like he's he did have a moment for himself but everything he said was and you show respect to trump and donald trump's office and what so he knows the game he's playing oh that what i'm saying is don't treat him lightly what our coastal elites we always do is when someone has a kind of southern accent we think they're idiots and we and we don't we don't even really pay attention to them
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And that man is someone... I see a problem with JD before I see Elon.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I think he's acutely aware of his limitations in America. He cannot physically be president. If he could be president, I think there is a concern. Because eventually he'll go, when they have an impasse, he'll just go, well, I'll just run against you.
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Which have already made him radioactive. Like, no Democrat can side with Elon. So Elon is as far as he can go in America. He can't go any further. Like, this is outside of being president. Like, there's that great line in Game of Thrones where, like, Cersei is talking to Littlefinger and Littlefinger is like, you know, you know Littlefinger, the character.
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And Littlefinger goes, you know, what I've learned over the years is that... You know, knowledge is power. And there's all these guards around her and them. And she goes, guards slit his throat. And they all walk up and put a knife to his throat. And then she goes, guards, stand down. Guards, take two steps back. Guards, take six steps back. And then she goes, power is power.
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And it's just so fire. And it's like Trump has power. Power is power. That is the closest Elon can get And I don't think there's another president that will allow Elon to have that access to power. So Elon either has to hope there's another person that he could ride with. And establish a relationship. And maybe that's J.D. But he'd have to wait to the next administration anyway.
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So what he can't do is sour all the Republicans on him. Like, I cannot see the situation where they get into trouble because there's nowhere else for him to go. He'd either have to jump parties, which is very difficult after chastising the left. Like, he's kind of made his bed. And he's high. He has access to all these things.
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And I think it does benefit him the most if America is successful because all his businesses are tied up in America. He could jump ship to another country. But that's not the thing I worry about because I think he's smart enough to understand the position he's in.
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Eventually you hit the—this is what happens with all rich people that actually want to move weight around—you hit the impasse of government. And you have people who are way less successful than you, way poor than you, telling you whether you can or can't build a factory or do whatever you want to do. And in that moment, they go, fuck, I just worked my ass off. I got fucking yachts and everything.
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And now I got to go kiss this guy's dick. Like you saw them all lined up behind Trump during the inauguration. Zuckerberg, Baszler, everybody went to kiss the ring. And he set them up, letting everybody else know they're kissing the ring. And I think Elon goes, I got the best seat. It don't get better than this. And this guy trusts me and believes in me. I can't fuck this up.
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I understand we're in a CIA bunker that USAID has been funding in Pakistan that we're doing this podcast, but I need the top of the new tonic cleaned. Can we get a shot of this? I think this is where Chris put his sample.
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And he's dealt with governors, mayors, and all this other shit that he doesn't respect at all. So he's like, it's not going to get better than this. I don't think he can ruin it. If they change the rule to let non-citizens become president, now we have an issue. But Trump would never change that rule because that's his security blanket right there.
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It's actually kind of like brilliantly done by Trump. It's ride with me against the left. Now Elon can't go to the left. So he has to be loyal to you. It's like he's Zelensky.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So now you've got the loyalty built right there. Yeah. Can I ask you a question about Russia? Mm-hmm. Do you feel an existential threat? Do you think Russia is an existential threat as a European?
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I was speaking to a comedian named Ari Maddy, and he's from Estonia. Estonia. And he grew up, like, feeling Russia as an existential threat. And he's like, yeah, like, we get taught all the time that, like, they could come invade. And he's like, yeah, they teach them in Russian schools that, like, Estonia is actually part of Russia and one day we'll get it back.
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Like, so Americans were so far away from this idea of, like, Russian invading. I was trying to understand Zelensky's, like, confidence going into this meeting with Trump. Like, I didn't understand why he... he felt comfortable pushing back. Because I think the American perspective is like, you guys can't survive without us. That's the perspective to any country we kind of give weapons to.
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It's like, you can't do it without us, right? And, um... I think that's a lot of times like the hotbed conversation even with Israel-Palestine here is like the perspective for Americans is like Israel cannot defend itself without American weapons. So applying pressure to America is what actually stops the war, right? Now, I don't even know if that's true. I don't know. Maybe Israel can.
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I'm not sure. But that's the American feeling, right? So... When he said that to me, I was like, oh, shit. Maybe that's why Zelensky had so much confidence in that meeting because he's like, oh, yeah, everybody knows that Russia will just steamroll into Europe. And then so all these European countries won't let that happen.
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And we're the heroes fighting at the front line to make sure that Paris is not part of Russia. So they would never like I wonder if he walked in with the confidence of like they would be crazy to not keep funding this because next it's going to be Germany's taking over. Like, of course, they're going to give us the money.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Oh, yeah, it's brutal. It's so humbling. You know what's funny? When I first did it, I joke around in the special. There's one thing I didn't say in the special, but first of all, when I first got the results, your ego plays so much, and they were like, it wasn't that good. What I said to my wife was... She's like, yeah, we got the results and they weren't that good.
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Because that's the only thing that could justify the attitude in the room.
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Yeah, we stepped away from it completely. I used to see people's windows change in New York. It was a Black Lives Matter flag, then it got taken down, and then it was a Ukraine flag, and then it got taken down, and then it was a Palestine flag, and then it got taken back to Ukraine. Probably back to a Ukraine flag.
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Yeah. I don't know. My suspicion is that most of these things are far less interesting than we build them up to be. And that... Like, I think in our brains, when we build out justifications for these things, we remove the idea of incompetence. Incompetence never exists in a conspiracy, right? As conspiracy is always like this nefarious intent that was like thoroughly plotted and executed.
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Like even like the 9-11 is an inside job thing. And I think that there's been a lot of details on this. My suspicion is that like there was probably American intelligence agencies that were aware that a plan, a plot was being planned. And this is where the arguments, did they purposely let it happen or were they pushed to let it happen? Or did they not take it seriously and that it happened?
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And then everyone at that agency that's in a position of power is going, fuck. Oh, this is my fault. I let this fucking show. Okay. We got to find a way to make it seem like this is not on. And I, my suspicion is that is most conspiracy stuff where it's like, there's some incompetence and then someone trying to cover up incompetence.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And that leads to this insane conspiracy because this person is trying to protect a lie. There's a, so, so the Epstein thing. Yeah.
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It's nowhere. It's neither. It's in the middle. Yeah.
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And they were like, and some of them are like morphed. Like there's like an issue with not just swimming, but they were like shaped weird. And I dead serious said to my wife, I was like, well, maybe it was the force that they hit the cup. So fucking car. It says nine 11, like boom, just smacking into that cup. Yes. Somewhere. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. But no. Dude, I hit up Huberman.
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but I would love to hear Lex Wexner. Les Wexner, is that his name? The guy who is the, so Epstein managed one guy's money and his name is Les Wexner. The guy, I think he lives in like Ohio. He's the guy who started Victoria's Secret. Yeah. And he only managed one guy's money.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So that's where he was able to, you know, leverage all these relationships and do all this other shit with this one guy's money. And I don't think Victoria's Secret is what it used to be. Like, I don't think girls are buying like Victoria's Secret lingerie anymore. Like, I think the business is kind of, it will be in Target soon or something, right? So now he does, and he's also like 90 years old.
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Give him immunity. and just tell us what's going on. Were you compromised? Was it Mossad? Was it CIA? Was it both? Just give somebody immunity and tell us what happened. Even the Ghislaine, I can't trust the immunity because her dad was all fucking mobbed up or whatever. So this guy is the guy who's the money guy. He's fucking 90. Who cares?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Give him immunity, and then what you'll get is at least... Like, we're dying to figure out what the fuck happened. Just give us enough nutrients where we can move on. Right? Like, now, it is delicate. Obviously, you have... There's a lot of like they're like, release the list. And it's like, OK, well, there's a lot of like girls who are teenagers probably on this list that are like Nate.
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Like, so I get that. Like, you have to talk to them to make sure that's good before you redact it. But if you've got a bunch of fucking senators are out there or like these tech people like, yeah, release it. Run it. I just don't know if we ever get it. But I think he is the key. So I would like to know.
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Just it trickles down. You need money to be qualified to be in all these circles. They only trust you because you're managing this guy's money. He's got to know something. And he gave you the money instead of Jamie Dimon. He could give anybody the money. So just tell us what the fuck is going on less. And then you get to die. Not a complete shithead. Like you're still a shithead.
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But at least people will be like, all right.
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Yeah, like, that's what we need to do. Like, everybody... Joe has exposed so much amazing information about the world that has completely blown our minds about what reality really is. And it would be awesome if... each one of them went on the pod and just confirmed it all. It's just like, okay, yeah, we shot JFK. This is what happened.
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What's her, like, story? What's the... Well, she's... It's a reality show about her?
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And then somebody from NASA goes, no, we really did go to the moon and we faked the video because it was hard to get the video for the, but we did really go and just imagine like, imagine a series of like 20 Rogan episodes where you get confirmation from On all the alternative, like, history.
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Yes. Yeah. Like, how awesome would that be? And they got to go on jail, though. And it has to be the ones that he's, you know, brought to light. Oh, my God. Would that not be amazing?
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I was like, what should I do? And him and a bunch of other doctors gave me all this like- Put you in a group chat. Andrew's struggling, guys. It's like, whoa, hey, Andrew. I just fucking, just me and you, dude. He was really sweet. He was really sweet, actually. He gave me like a list of things to do. He gave me these pills I got to take. I started taking the pills.
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I saw a clip randomly, you know, we had him on the pod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a sweetie. Yeah. He is a sweetie. He's got some dark shit. Oh yeah. I told him when I, when we were there, it's like, I think he's replaced like being Mormon with living forever. And, uh, so maybe dark is the wrong way to put it, but it is a very radical, like how radical is Mormonism that like you could do that?
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No, but they must have some other beef that that even happened, right? No. It was just a passing comment. And then Brian took it really seriously? Yeah. Oh, man. And you know, he has no excuse to do that because we know you have a perfect sleep score. You can't even be like, dude, I was exhausted. I had a hard day. It's like, no, you slept fucking 14 hours yesterday.
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He's like, and the doctors I spoke to said the same thing. They're like, you got to ice your balls every single day. No more sauna, no more baths. No more sauna, no more baths. You got to wear baggy underwear so you can't wear like the tight ones. Stop smoking and stop drinking. I did that for two months. My sperm got worse. The doctor like literally goes, we've never seen this happen before.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You want to know something interesting? So he came to meet up with us one night in New York. And he was fucked up. He had some drinks. But he was the nicest, most humble guy. A lot of times when you meet famous people, they're not really used to... asking people their thoughts on things. Mm-hmm. You know, they're just, like, in this... Me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Yeah, and it's... I don't even... Like, I have empathy for it because people are just asking them questions because it's hard to, like, share your opinion on the world when you're with this incredibly successful person. So they just get into this system where they basically go, oh, people want to know things about me, so I will share. I'll just cut to the chase and give them what they want.
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Yeah, I'm going to give you which one. He was... like curious, like we were talking about fights. He was like, well, yeah. What'd you think about the fight? Like, well, you're asking me what I thought about the foot. Like you're professional fighter. You're like probably the most prolific, not probably you are the most prolific MMA fighter in history. Like you're synonymous with fight sports.
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Like you're asking me my opinion on it. Like, and we were having a conversation, like a couple of guys at a bar and I, as wild as I see him in all these things, I'll never forget that moment where he was curious about what I thought. And, um, Ever since then, I look at these things as, is he stirring up moments? Is this like wrestling?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Does he just really get into the vibe and the attention of it? I also understand you reach a certain amount of success and you are clout. I'm sure you've experienced this. You get over a certain amount of followers and now somebody making a video about you
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is currency they can pay their rent on it and whether what they say is true or not you exist as a form of payment right attention cash it in or dollars yeah and I have, I have, he must experience that a hundred, a million fold for me or you. I know it happens with me all the time too. And it's like, and, and nobody really understands where, what that life is until you're in it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And that is the cost of success. I'm not complaining about this. The cost of getting to live the lives that we live is that you're going to deal with scrutiny and you're going to deal with criticism. That's totally fine. Frustrating when people like make things up about, yeah, sure. That's fucking annoying.
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But I, in a human to human moment, he was curious and cared about what I had to say about his expertise. And that's more than I can say about a lot of people.
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You know what? I actually wanted to talk to you about this because you talk to so many people and you've cultivated your universe, right? So the people that know you and love you know the idiosyncrasies about you. They actually know your opinions about the world. And then there are people that just consume you casually that just see you as whatever that version that exists in a clip online.
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So it's like, What I realized, I thought that if I had a bunch of like diverse guests on my pod, that people would, it would not one, I'm just curious about this. Like I like seeing diversity of thought. I'm just really interested. So the people who know me know that about me. The people that don't know you only know the version of you that they want to consume.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So if there's like a really awesome poignant piece that's like written about you, they're like, I don't want that guy to be poignant and awesome. I want that guy to be this or me, same thing. Right. Or vice versa. Exactly. If they, if they do, but the people who love you know you already, you don't need to convince them. So what I realized is like doing this press run is that, uh,
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
so i was like what should i do he is you might as well just go back to drinking i was like all right fine that's they've obviously become fucking accustomed to it they've got like stockholm syndrome exactly like i'm one of those like professional athletes that was like better when you could like drink and like do coke like the john daly that's what my sperm is my sperm is john daly you want him on a fucking case of bud lights and then you're gonna see him do 18 holes you've never seen anything in your life yeah uh dude i i i genuinely think that
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I got to talk to way more people that you might think I disagree with. Because I have to go, if I care about the perception of me, which I can't say I don't, I'm a comedian at the end of the day. I can live with people thinking different things about me. That is fine. I can accept it. That's totally cool. But I realized the way to alter that perception is not bringing people on my podcast.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's going to other people's podcasts, especially people that you might think that we disagree on. And then we get into like a cool nuanced conversation and you realize, and I see it happen in real time. They're like, oh, wow, actually, yeah, that kind of does make sense. And oh, wow, I didn't think that you would have that perspective. It's like, yeah, of course you didn't.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
The Venn diagram overlaps way more than we thought it would do. And I have empathy for it. I get why you thought that. Like, you just consume content about me in the same way that I consume content about Ben Shapiro. Like, I'm sure Ben is way more nuanced than I just described to him earlier on the pod. Like, I'm sure there's people who, like, really know him and understand his beliefs.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And it's not, there isn't this, like, rigidity that he puts out online when he's, like, scolding a college kid. Mm-hmm. You know, maybe there's moments where he has a lot more empathy for that college kid who's, you know, battling with his identity or battling with, you know, wanting to make the world a better place. And his opinion is a little different than Ben's.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But if I only get that version that I only consume, you know, that's what I think. And we have to kind of live with that. Because we are what we put out in the world. And if what we put out in the world can get clipped up and put into these different things, that is the cost of this light we have.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
The concern real quick is, is like, you would hope that that doesn't become a trend. Well, like I've seen that happen with me. Like people like start, they like an idea like creates about me. That's just like not true. And then anybody that doesn't like me for whatever reason, maybe you have good reasons to not like me.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It just becomes another justification for not like they hold on to the phantasm.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Exactly. It doesn't matter.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Again, I think that the care is more about like, you're like, okay, I hope this doesn't like shift perspective and like negatively impact my ability to like provide for my family. That's really where they care. I'm fine with people thinking that I'm a certain way and like. this thing could like, you know, the Kendrick thing comes out like this, they turn it into like fucking racism within it.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, I'm like, what the fuck? You know, it's how, what, you know, like it was just whatever. It doesn't matter. And then, um, and, and I'm like, okay, I'm fine. Like the internet just moves on. Eventually you just let that kind of, so you just hope that like, it doesn't lock in and then affect your bottom line.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But the thing that makes me okay with accepting criticism is that all the people I admire are, are the most criticized people. So, like, everybody I look up to and I aspire to have, you know, the level of success that they have are the most criticized. Like... I mean, fucking Taylor Swift is like, there's no more criticism.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, she's getting booed at the Super Bowl, yet it takes 120 dudes to sell out that Super Bowl. She could do it by herself four nights in a row. You know what I mean? So she's sitting there getting booed, but she's also like, this is cute. I remember doing this. I remember doing this little stadium. You know what I mean? So there is this version where... I'm okay with the criticism.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I'm fine with it. My concern is more like the false narratives catching heat because there is like an attention or currency that you could build around it. And I don't really know how to like thwart that. I wish I had like some people like really good at like addressing narratives. Strategy, like Dave Portnoy maybe. Portnoy is just like, he's Portnoy. 50 cent is amazing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like anything pops up, he's on that ass. And, um, I'm probably a little more passive cause I'm, I'm like, I'm just going to put out the art, you know, I'm going to put out my special and you'll get a sense of who I am or I'll talk to people on the pod and I'll do these things. And, And, uh, also you can't respond to people who don't really have a face. You can't respond to ideas.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like I can respond to Kendrick cause Kendrick is the biggest rapper in the world. Can't respond to like some YouTube video. You know, it just, in my mind, I'm like, okay, now I'm just blowing that thing up. I'm just adding gas to it. You know? Yeah. The Kendrick thing was interesting. That was a, that was a wild thing. Does that even hit your radar?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like, I'm so confused about who knows about these things. I didn't see this happen.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. That was interesting. It's just so, this is so funny too, is like, whenever you go through something, you think it's the biggest thing. That's another thing I learned. It's like, no one really cares. Like, it doesn't really matter. Like, you think it's big, but like the reality, most people don't. And we exist in these little bubbles. So like a bubble cares about it for a second.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But when I go out to dinner, nobody cares.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
That's a great way. So I need another tragedy.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You kill a story with a story.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's like, yeah, it's insane. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you ever, you ever get an argument with your girl and then, um, not even an argument, like you'll do something. And your intention was not for that to hurt her. Like you seem like a good guy. I don't see why you would like want to hurt someone you care about, but it did hurt her.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And what I used to do is I would try to explain her out of her hurt and I would try to explain to my wife why she shouldn't be hurt, right? Because I want to be a good guy. Let me tell you why you're wrong. Yeah, yeah. Let me tell you why your feelings are wrong. And it's just like, oh, no, what I meant by it is this, right?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And why we're doing that is because we don't want them to think we are the type of person that would try to do something to hurt them. I'm actually feeling insecure that you might feel differently towards me if I'm the type of man that would do that to make you feel that way. Mm-hmm. they don't want that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
By far the most difficult time of my life. By far. Like, what's it feel like? Cathartic when I started talking about it, because it's very isolating when you go through any, like, fertility stuff. Because the assumption is it's your wife. We all... And I talk about it in the special, but, like, you never assume it could be you at all.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
What they want is their feelings to be acknowledged and just going, I'm sorry that what I did made you feel that way. I'm really sorry. And then if they go, why did you do it? And go, well, actually, this was my thinking. Then they're asking for the why. And I think the exact same thing applies to what you're saying. It's like, these people feel a certain way.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I'm sorry that that made you feel that way. I am sorry. But in terms of like, caring about the perception, anybody who's ever like felt a certain way about me that I've had a conversation with, I feel like has left not feeling that way. And so I'm not really concerned about like the misjudgment. The concern is only like, how could it negatively impact opportunities to achieve my dreams?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And that's the beauty of like financial success is that you get to really not care. Like if you're at a number, right? Like if you hit the number where you're like, I could stop doing all this and I'm good and my daughter can eat and my wife is safe and, You don't even have to address any of it. You know what I mean?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like if you get to a certain number where you're just like, I'm just creating the shit that I want to create. I don't even care if it makes money. I just love creating things. Who gives a fuck?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So, in the beginning, I was, like, hesitant to talk about it because I didn't want to embarrass her. And she was, like, heartbroken by the whole thing. Like... She, you know, you start thinking of reasons why your ovaries are fucked up. And her ovaries were perfect, but she didn't know. And she would be like, I know it's because I used to watch movies on my laptop on my stomach.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
the hardest day the most stressful day the most difficult day when i open the door and i get back at six o'clock every day my daughter is in the playpen usually with my wife and she hears the door open and like she slowly turns around and then i watch her face crease into this beautiful like six tooth smile and
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
everything nothing matters at all it's so cliche it's it's actually difficult as a comedian who like tries to have like unique takes on things how normal my reactions to having a child is right like but it is just nothing really matters in that moment and then for the next we're getting after it for the next hour we're just we're just get nothing matters right And you're 100% right.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
That is like, fuck you, family. Now, you need things to get there because you feel obviously like a responsibility to make sure she's safe and she can go to the school she wants and we can live in a nice place and experience these cool things. But yeah, I love that. I love that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And she starts coming up with all these solutions as to why she did it. And I prayed the night before we got our test results. And I was like, if there is a problem, just make it me. That's how confident I was that it was her.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I didn't meet any of my grandparents. And I met like when I was like one or something like that. One of them, I think. But yeah, that happens. And that is the cost time. First thought I had when I saw my daughter is that I wish I did it sooner so I would have more time with her. And that's the first thought I saw when I saw her. I was like, what did I do? Now, I'm not regretful of my life.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I love how it turned out. And I met the woman that I want to create a family and have a life with. But yeah, you think about it constantly. Time. I always heard people talk about it. And you see... I mean, it is, it's cliche, but time. Like, how do we get time? Every, I don't buy expensive shit, really. Like, I think when I first got money, I got some, like, watches or whatever.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I think it was this, like, form of validating myself. I think it was this, like, outside in. It was like, yeah, I've achieved some success. Let me get a fucking watch. And, like, I retrofitted this justification. It was like, oh, the gears are so nice. It's like, come on, Seth, it's not about that. But, like... time.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Everything else, it's like a trip, but the trip is soaking up this undivided time with family and friends. Everything is, how can I spend time with my family? I'm lucky I work with all my friends. My guy who does all my partnerships, I've known since I was 13 years old, is my first friend in high school. My manager, who's just my partner, is my first friend from college.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
like i was so confident i was like oh god spare fertility that i can take the fucking i go do me a favor god like just make it she can't handle this and then dr chelsea god's like i gotcha yeah so yeah it was but it was nice to talk about because it's so isolating and then when i found out it was my issue it was uh
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Everybody is family in the group, so I'm very lucky in that regard. But How do we spend time? What, what do we, what do we do? And like, even I'm going to do press for this, uh, And I'm like, okay, you got to go and you got to get the word out. Okay, that's going to be probably a month of going to get the word out. Okay, that's time away. How can I get that back?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Okay, can I take a month off in summer and just lock in? How do I spend... Everything I've ever heard from parents is it goes fast. Old people talk about time in the way that young people talk about success and money. Old people don't really talk about success. And when they do, it's like...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
kind of weird like they're not like oh i killed it in the market today or something like that you're just like oh is that what you're excited about in video went up like who gives a fuck like oh, I'm taking a trip with your mom and we're going to her favorite place. And everything is this reminder of time. My wife's mom has a disease that's slowly killing her. It's this reminder of time.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
My dad has dementia, this reminder of time. And it's fleeting. And the memories that I'll have of my dad exist forever, but we'll never make new memories together. And it's like... This is like, how much time do I have with him? How many actual days do I have with him? And, uh, yeah, I haven't fully processed like this, the importance of that, but yeah, it's just this, this, this, this amazing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. As I reflect back, like, I think I have lived a life where I like, I was able to soak up things with my friends, but like I, I worked, I don't think I've ever not worked seven days, but like,
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
my 20s I didn't celebrate a birthday like I was just doing comedy on the road for no money like anybody would let me go on stage so I get better at the craft like I I still had fun I went I had good time with my friend but I wasn't like partying partying like some of my friends were like I would say when I was like on TV I was like my friends have way better sex lives these guys are on fucking tinder doing like you know having five sims and shit and I'm just like trying to write jokes and it was that that decade was sacrifice you know I didn't drink for like 10 years I was like I need to lock in I gotta fucking gotta get good at this shit and
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But yeah, how can I, I'm fortunate enough to like get a couple bucks and like have a family at 41 years old. All right, maybe we want to have another kid. How can I organize the rest of my life so that I can just spend time, so I can go out to have a dinner with my wife and we're just fucking joking around and like looking at silly pictures of our daughter and busting balls.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
How do we have as many of those moments as I possibly can for the rest of my life? How many times can I like peak die laughing with my friends? Like every once in a while you hit that moment where something stupid happens and like we are just on the floor laughing. Can I have a hundred more of those? Can I have a thousand more of those?
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
How can I organize my life so I can have as many of those as I possibly can? And how can I not waste time with people I don't really care about? I think it goes back to what you're saying. It's like, am I going to waste time on trying to deal with like what this person on the internet is saying? Or should I... you know, just read the same book to my daughter 20 times in a row.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And like, I should do that, you know? Yeah. Time.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Then I really felt more comfortable sharing because I'm not embarrassing her in any way. You get to own your own issues. Yeah. And it was the first time in my life I've ever been personal or told stories really on stage. Like, I've never been... I always thought my life was boring. I thought that, like, my opinions on things were more interesting than my actual life. And, um...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And you're ignoring all the people that are supporting you. You're ignoring all the people that are riding for you. You're ignoring all the people like. To focus on the people that hate you. I could message back like the amount of people that send me like DMs about coming to the show, having no clue that it was about the IVF journey. And they're like struggling to get pregnant.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And then they'll message me a year later and be like, Hey, we just had our first kid. And like, it was really cool to see that. And it made it a little more normal for us. So the people who went through it felt stigmatized. And then they, they realized it was, it's like actually something you can kind of laugh at.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I should be, and I try to respond to every one of those before I respond to a single person reacting to some fake shit about me on the internet. They should be the bottom of the barrel.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
You'll get there. And then everything you know will go out the window. I just want to let you know. Because you've got the whole world worked out. I know you've done a lot of work on figuring it out. And the second that baby comes... It's done.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I can't wait to that pod. Once you have the baby, we got to have another.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
on stage i also got to like fucking work it out of my system a little bit yeah no i i don't think you should regret a single thing in your life if it well the only thing i would say is like if you had a relationship that you thought had like a lot of promise and you're like hey i need to focus on work and you let it go that i would go that's potentially a regret
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Um, I didn't have any of those until I met my wife and I was like, okay, this is it. We're going to do this a hundred percent. And so if, if you're not, there are some people that do that though. They meet the person that might be like the one for them. I don't know if there's like a one, but there, there's something that they really connected. It was beautiful and it would have worked. Yeah.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
I always tell people that they're like, I don't know if I'm ready to have a kid yet. I'm like, that's fine. That's fine. But if you do, it will work out. Like you will manage it and it will make everything in your life that much better. I cannot impress that upon people more. Like, so if you are, and I get the feeling of let me just make myself safe and protected, but you will do that naturally.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
So I was excited for the challenge of like being personal and being like a storyteller. And yeah, I was like, maybe I can turn this into something. I always try to do something different every special I put out. And so I started reading all these books about like storytelling and like trying to understand like what that is. And it was really cool to learn.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
There's an instinct, like what do they say? Every baby comes with a basket of bread. Is that the saying? Like- I think it's a biblical saying, but it's like, like you have a baby and all of a sudden, like you start to make way more money than you used to.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. So interesting. But yeah, like it seems to me that from our conversation that like you haven't had that relationship in the past that you've shunned. So I wouldn't regret a single thing. Matter of fact, like when that relationship does present itself, hopefully it's the one you're in now who knows how that, you know, flourishes or blossoms into something. But like, if it is the thing,
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
go, go and go and fucking send it and then have kids and just, they're awesome. And, uh, I would love that to be part of like the masculinity conversation. I feel like me too. I think I'm, I saw you writing some stuff or maybe it was right.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Maybe I was watching you something, but it was something about like, um, there's a lot of talk about masculinity and like what we need to do and how we need to better ourselves. And oftentimes kids aren't put into that equation. Did you, was that you posting about this? And I think that's a great take.
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Like I would love fatherhood and like what it means to be like a good active father to be part of this, um,
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uh idea of like the modern male and um because i know the the fathers i see out there that are really invested uh i feel like they would really love to see that represented that it's not just about like fucking you know how your squats are a quarter or whatever you know what i mean like who gives a fuck how much you can squat you know like the bank account or the follower number
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
yeah it's like yeah none of that shit matters like when you see a dad that sucks with their kid you know you're not envious that they have a boat you're just like you're a fucking loser and then when you see those kids that hate their parents you know i mean you're not envious of those parents at all of what they've got no but when you see like the dad walk home and these videos of like the three kids run to the door it's like impossible to not want a million kids did you see i did this video fucking made me tear up the other day uh
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Wait, did she have another show? They're not giving her more shows. With Love, brand new series. No way. Drops right now. She can't miss, bro. You only fail up.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
We need that. I think we need a lot. I mean, you know, Elon's got his version of saying it. And he's like very brutalist about it. He's like, oh, the population numbers or whatever. That's not what people react to. A video on the internet, I don't know if you saw the one where the guy opens the door and he knows there's all these cups that were placed in front of the door by his kids.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
But he doesn't walk into them because he sees the cups. And then he realizes that that was the prank. So then he makes some noise or knocks on the door so the kids are ready. And then he closes the door and then kind of knocks on it or something like that. And then opens and they see him fall into the cups and the kids are going fucking crazy. And you're like, that's...
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah, if there's one thing that I would love to promote, it is that.
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I'm proud of you, man. It's awesome to see what you've built. And I was really stoked to have this conversation with you. So thank you so much for taking the time, brother.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's really our oldest form of digesting information. Before we had a notepad or before we had the ability to just remember statistics or facts, we just told each other stories. There's a reason why the most important texts are not, hey, this is the information you need to know. They kind of build it into a story. Hey, this is why you should have faith because look at this outcome.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
They don't give you like the statistics of the people that pray every single day. And this is how long they live. It doesn't hit us the same way as a, he built the boat and he was the one who lived, you know? And, um, Yeah, it's interesting. Even like in the special, like there's some joke parts of the special and then you kind of, I almost like trick you into getting into the story.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And I can feel a difference when we're in the story in the way that the audience is invested. It is this innate human instinct. If somebody comes in the room right now, they go, guys, the craziest shit just happened. We'll give them 15 seconds, even if they're a complete stranger. I don't know what that is. You'd probably be able to figure that out. But like, there's something about it.
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We're like hardwired to be interested in them, interested in stories.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's like, there's, there's a, the way I looked at it is like when I was touring it, I didn't tell anybody that it was about this because I think sometimes it happens when you do like a one man show, you almost like ask the audience to reduce their comedic expectations. Like if someone's like, here's a one man show, like, It's going to be this like thought provoking thing.
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I think we're kind of ambivalent towards them in America.
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And then we'll also kind of be funny, but you're there for the kind of thought provoking thing. And I'm a standup. I'm not a one man show. So I didn't, nobody knew this was what it was about the entire tour. And I never positioned it in that way. I didn't even talk about it on the pod until I announced the special. So I wanted the highest comedic expectations and,
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But then I wanted to see if I could almost trick you into listening to this. So the first chunk is just hard-hitting stand-up that is related. And if you go back to it, you're like, oh, okay. And then this is little shit that nobody will pick up. But even the first joke that I tell... is ties into like the last moment with her, not even the Staten Island thing.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Like the first joke I tell about the, and I wonder if anybody would pick this up. Like the first joke is about like, uh, you know, we're pregnant. And then I go, you know, this is what guys always say. We're pregnant or whatever. I forget exactly the joke. Um, these guys are like, yeah, we're pregnant. It's like, no, she's pregnant. It's like ridiculous to take credit for that.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
Yeah. Yeah, it's not. I heard you were a bowler. I was. Yeah. I was. For like a pretty good school. Mm-hmm.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
It's like when my wife says we made a lot of money. Right. And then, um, It sets up this idea that, like, it's not really we. And then when my wife is in, like, the toughest moment of her life, she says, it's not your fault. We'll figure it out. We do this together. You don't have problems. We have problems. Exactly.
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#913 - Andrew Schulz - Why Does Modern America Feel So Insane?
And it's just, I don't know, for me, it's like this cool little, hey, that part that you thought was completely unrelated to this part, everything is a seed that's going to be harvested later. Can you... What were the books that you read? William Storr. I think it's just called Story. The Art of Storytelling or the Science of Storytelling. There's another one, the Science of Storytelling.
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It's funny. In the moment, I wasn't nervous, but watching this now, I'm nervous because I realized this is a bad idea.
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Yeah. I want to live in L.A. for a year and a half, but I think I might have a Floridian future.
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You know that if you say a certain thing to the audience you've built up that they disagree with, a lot of them are going to walk away.
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For example, there's a lot of people, both conservative and progressive, who might have opinions about different things like abortion, homelessness, gay marriage, Israel-Palestine, that they know that if they speak their opinion on it, they might lose a significant percentage of their audience.
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And so I think that keeps a lot of people going in line with what they see as the majority consensus narrative as opposed to finding a middle ground and having conversations. Because at the end of the day, everyone's trying to survive too. Imagine if someone like Alex Jones went on TV and said, I support a Palestinian two-state solution. A lot of people will be upset with that.
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I like it. I like Key Biscayne. I like Orlando, Tallahassee, Jacksonville.
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Yeah, I mean, he was he was warning of an impending terrorist attack, I think, specifically on the World Trade Center, like years and years before it happened.
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Bear in mind, that was after there were bombs detonated in the parking garage of the World Trade Center. I think it was in 1997 or 99. Yeah. So it makes sense. It wasn't like he was conjuring up that image from scratch. But it makes sense as to why George W. Bush doesn't like Alex Jones.
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It's okay. I like Fort Lauderdale. Miami's a little bit overwhelming.
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I guess what I'm kind of trying to say is when you become a social media influencer on one political side of the aisle, it can disrupt your business and income if you decide to deviate from the norm of the consensus.
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27.
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I appreciate it.
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Yeah, anti-establishment, like socially progressive. You know, I think people should be able to do whatever they want to do within reason. But yeah, socially progressive, anti-establishment. Definitely don't find any identity in either of the major political parties today.
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What's the scariest one? I mean, personally, probably getting arrested by War Patrol.
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I mean, in what sense?
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I definitely did not think that he was going to win.
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I mean, I think I'm kind of in a bubble to a certain extent. I'm mostly in like progressive major cities. So I didn't even realize that he was going to win. But then after the assassination attempt, I knew he would win. You know, specifically when he pumped his fist and said fight, I was like, it's done. There's nothing the Democrats could possibly do to take the trophy away from this guy.
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But yeah, I would say in general, like I'm not really like a Trump guy. Mostly I don't like the way that that political movement makes people treat each other. You know, just on like a day-to-day human level, like interpersonal interactions get really dark between the Trump crowd and their opposition.
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I just think that the showmanship of politics that's happened in the last probably six to eight years, it's kind of like two football teams, and it gets pretty gnarly out there. I don't think people were fighting in the streets during the Obama and Romney election. I don't think there was like a Romney Proud Boys.
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I mean, I know he's part of the Utah establishment because he is a Mormon, which is no disrespect to Mormons. They're actually really nice. Sure. But I think so, yeah, for sure. He's like an RNC guy.
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No, I want to, but it's kind of hard because if you portray them negatively, it's kind of like Scientologists. The Mormons have a lot of money to sue you.
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I'm more scared of Scientology than any other subgroup in the world.
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Yeah, you know about Fair Gaming, right? Their policy where they can stalk you and harass you for years.
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UCIA technology to make you think you're having a schizophrenic break.
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Yeah, and there was like an LAPD checkup where they reported that nothing was wrong. I was like, what do you mean? Did you talk to her? They're like, we're not going to say, but everything's fine. There's a guy in Los Angeles right now. He's one of those Second Amendment, First Amendment audit cop watcher guys. Yeah. His name is, I think it's like Stop Scientology LA.
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He stands outside of the Church of Scientology on Hollywood Boulevard every single day, live streaming for hours, physically like blocking the entryway, getting people to not go inside and get a free auditing session. So he's single-handedly shut down the recruitment operation in Hollywood. One man.
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Well, I think we know what happened. What's that? She's dead. You think so?
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Oh, she made a, she was in Going Clear, right? That big Netflix documentary about Scientology?
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Like, is she going to get a funeral?
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Another crazy fact, too, is that David Miscavige, their leader, has never done an interview. He's only ever been documented... Wait, with who?
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I've only seen him portrayed by Scientology Media.
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Okay, thank you for the fact check on this. You have to watch this. So it's been over 30 years since his last appearance. It has been.
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Have you gotten to the stage of him considering doing an interview?
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Yes. For those unfamiliar, that's the top organization in the hierarchy of Scientology. And if you buy your way into the Sea Org, there's an annual cruise that you get to go on, and that is sort of the top tier. I don't know how much you have to spend to get into Sea Org, but once you're there, you're in. I don't know what the benefits are of that.
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I have an extreme interest in Scientology, but I also have an interest in being alive.
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No. I mean, holy shit. Can you imagine having those guys against you? Yeah, but imagine if you have them with you.
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It does, but what sounds more appealing is staying away from them or being a liaison between Scientology and the public. Like David Miscavige is like, you know what? Shelly's actually at my apartment here in Florida.
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Come meet her. Do an interview. Let's make a Channel 5 video. I would do it.
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Yeah. They're kind of like Toastmasters, intergalactic Toastmasters.
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Yeah.
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But one thing I know they do is whenever they do the auditing sessions and they ask you to recall a traumatic memory or something that's sitting in your subconscious, I know that they record that session so they can hold whatever you're saying as blackmail to leverage against you in the future.
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I do believe that Scientology is sort of a massive for-profit blackmail operation that has – it's deeply entrenched in Hollywood and the police departments of Southern California. Interesting. Because, I mean, what is the purpose? Because they're not atheists.
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They believe in an ascendant spiritual plane where the thetan, which is your soul, will live there and occupy its own planet after you pass away for eternity, which sounds fantastic in theory. So I hope it's true. So if you're a Scientologist watching this, I hope you're right. But imagine you die, you get to heaven, and you're a Christian, and God is like, Scientology was right.
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You're going to hell.
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Me? Man, that's the thing, man. Like you said, I'm 27. I'm still trying to figure things out. It's like my opinions sort of change as I'm learning more stuff about life. I would like to think that there's an afterlife. When I was a kid, my grandma told me that there was and that all my great-grandparents were there watching the Phillies games, and the Phillies always win in heaven.
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That sounded nice. I was like, oh, that sounds great because they're losing right now. But as I'm getting older, man, I don't know. Sometimes I watch a bug die or a dog. We just had to put down a puppy. Never mind. Anyways, I think to myself, like, man, what makes me different from all these animals and wildlife that's passing away?
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Is there something special about the human spirit that allows us to occupy the kingdom of heaven? Are we more than animal?
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But do they get their own specific heaven, or are they with us?
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So dogs are the only species in heaven or all other domesticated pet breeds?
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No, I'd like to, though. I'd like to have some sort of ecstatic religious experience.
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I probably should pay the coyote back. I'm thinking, holy shit, they stole this car. And then I look around, I look in the rear view mirror, and there's a cop trailing us. That was a classic example of just me taking it too far in the field with the documentaries. Even when you put this up, cops never got a hold of you. No, they might after this podcast, though.
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Yeah.
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I stopped about 39 days ago.
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Yeah.
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It's just fantastic, man. Like, you know, I used to spend so much time socializing. It became like a second job. You know what I mean? I'm like, I get off work. It felt like partying was a job. And I just have much more time on my hands, much more emotional regulation. That's why I'm putting out three videos a week now as opposed to one. I wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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I've been running, get to work, edit, put something out.
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Yeah.
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I edit my own videos mostly, but I have a new team of editors. Shout out to Charlie, Nate, Gabe, and Ethan. Those are my first four editors, my first four Channel 5 employees of history. Charlie. Charlie Brady. He edited the video about West Virginia Greyhound racing.
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I wanted to ask you, though, what religion was your father?
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They're from?
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Iran.
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Is that the dominant religion there?
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Were Christians expelled under the Shah?
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I think I'm on like the very late Gen Z. Right. Yeah, I'm like the last, I'm like the oldest Gen Z person. Wow, you're old. You know how there's like the Aries Taurus cusp, which is today?
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I'm like that for Gen Z. I'm not a millennial, but I'm definitely not Gen Alpha. Like when I was a kid, I was like playing with sticks and kicking rocks around.
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Yeah, the internet came around when I was like seven or eight, at least home computer. So I was out there, you know what I mean, just doing my thing.
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I wasn't watching people on a live stream typing in like W chat or L chat. Like I was really experiencing.
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Yeah, Mr. Beast, I would estimate 31. How old is Logan?
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Oh, Mr. Beast was born in 1998. Wow. I got to get my hustle on.
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I've got Logan Paul by three years.
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Thanks.
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Well, I think it was the Mormon Scientology.
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However, that happened.
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I mean, as far as Trump, he's not part of the RNC establishment, but there's a new establishment forming around Trump. You know what I mean? I think that he ran on the platform of being against the DNC establishment, who obviously are entrenched in the mainstream press, late-night television. Most cable news networks, except for Fox, are kind of obedient to the Democratic Party.
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You saw that when they disenfranchised Bernie Sanders during the primaries in 2016.
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So I think that he was for a long time, but I think there's a new establishment forming.
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Well, there's multiple establishments. It's kind of the thing.
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Yeah, Trump is totally an outsider, anti-establishment.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Every president ever before Trump was a part of a major political establishment.
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Kennedy, I believe, was assassinated by the government because he went against the agenda. What that agenda is, I'm not sure. I'm going to have to do some research.
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I think that the Democratic Party wanted Trump to run in 2016 because I think they believed that he had no chance. And I think that the Democrats actually propped him up. It's called the Pied Piper strategy. I think they did that in 2016, Hillary in particular in the DNC camp, because they thought this guy is ridiculous.
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After he went down the elevator, they were like, no way is the birth certificate guy going to possibly win. So I think that they purposely propped up an anti-establishment candidate in 2016, anti-political establishment, not financial or corporate establishment, with the idea that he'd be so easy to beat.
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But he was so good at speaking and having a genuine connection with the people and the way that he talked casually off script, pulling no punches, that people resonated with Trump a lot.
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I think it has a lot to do with the sort of like... Can you pull that up, Rob?
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Some good news. I'm actually reacquiring all gas, no brakes.
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A lot of the culture war identity stuff being pushed a lot by the Democratic establishment is backfiring in a way that makes a lot of young white dudes feel like, why are people hating on me all the time? feeling kind of disenfranchised. They're being told their voice isn't important and that it's not about what your ideas are, but it's about what you look like and what your background is.
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And if you're from a high place of privilege, then you shouldn't be able to have as much of a role in the conversation as someone else who's been given less in life. And so I think that, especially in academia, where you're seeing a lot of people kind of feel disillusioned with the discourse there, because it's so generally one-sided on college campuses.
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We use a quarter of the proceed from our new film, dear Kelly, to make the acquisition of our, our first child, all gas. So I'm going to make that announcement probably in the coming days, but I'm going to be in control of both channel five and all gas and the entire catalog.
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I think there's a lot of young people who are also seeing Trump go on podcasts like Theo Vaughn, NELC boys, this one, a lot of podcasts where you're talking, you're having a regular conversation that you wouldn't be able to have with most establishment candidates. And they think, all right, you know what?
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I might not love everything about this guy, but I'll tell you that he's able to have a conversation here or with someone who's just willing to talk. And they feel like, you know, if he can, he could be my friend too.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, in the progressive bubble that I'm in, which would be like more leftist-oriented late Gen Zers, There's not much Kamala Harris or Biden support. I think that's the big thing that conservatives missed is that nobody in my age demographic was excited about the Harris campaign except for a select few.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Most people I know didn't even vote for the Democrats who would be considered very anti-conservative because they felt like we didn't have a candidate that would speak for – the interest of the more progressive youth. And I think that we still don't.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
You know, that's why I kind of look for 2028 as the great equalizer year, because after the Harris loss, I think the DNC establishment is going to be in obscurity. And I think that with Trump taking over the conservative side, the traditional Bush RNC is also not as important. So I think we're going to have fresh primaries in four years with, you know, great voices from both sides of the aisle.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
And I think that's going to be one of the most fair and free elections ever.
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Probably socially progressive. I believe in the complete legalization of gay marriage. Okay. Pretty pro-choice. I think that... the richest people in the country should be taxed a little bit more. And I think that the working class people should be paid a little bit more as well.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I think that there's a wide gap that you're seeing, especially when you have the richest cities in the country have the most inequality. You have a state or a city like Los Angeles, which has the highest corporate tax rate and the highest homelessness rate in the country. So the fact that these two things are existing in tandem shows that the money from taxation is not being spent effectively.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
People are not able to afford to live a normal life. I think that even 30 or 40 years ago, it was normal to get a college degree, go straight into the workforce in the white-collar sector and be able to buy a home for yourself and start a family at 30.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Most people that I know are so overwhelmed by student debt at this point in their life and that they can't even think about anything except for clearing that debt by any means necessary. People are so overworked they have no time to pursue their creative interests. There's no politician they feel like speaks for the working people of the country.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
And I think that I'm more in line with that way of thinking. But I don't sit around hating on Trump or getting upset about that because I think all this stuff is just a symptom of the dysfunction in our country that at some point will work itself out if we can come together.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, I had a really great teacher back in the day. I had a journalism course in high school. I had a teacher named Cal Shaw, Calvin Shaw, and he just inspired me to pursue journalism as a career path. For me, the coolest thing about being a journalist is you get to be in the front row seats for all the things that you want to witness in the world, whether it be a political event.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I think so, yeah.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I mean, I just wonder how much of an issue that really is. It seems like the kind of thing that is really small, that doesn't affect that many people's lives, that's being blown out of proportion by different news organizations to distract people from the real growing income inequality that's happening.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I mean, evidently, if there's a buff person who identifies as non-binary who is competing in women's sports, but they were born as biologically male, obviously that's an unfair situation.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I didn't even know they did approval ratings for people who aren't in power.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
They want that number to be as high as possible.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
While he finds it, I just want to say, I think that the trans women in sports thing is like a classic divide and conquer, overblown, culture war, distraction, divide the public thing. Because realistically, they know that what they're doing now by creating that issue is that it's taking precedence over things that are far more important that affect millions and millions of people.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
And they know that there's going to be a push on the progressive side to vehemently defend that because that's what they do. And there's going to be a conservative push to make that the main issue. And so it's creating this matrix. It's almost like filibustering public conversation.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
You get to dive into a subculture because everybody wants coverage. Everybody wants to be heard. And if you can be a medium for them to get their message out there, you can go wherever you'd like.
PBD Podcast
"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
He's talking like Trump. Nice.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Okay, just to clarify, I'm talking about the genuine billionaires. For example, California, the tax system is ridiculous. They took, I think, 45% of my income in total when you add up state and federal taxes last year, and I would have used that money to hire more people.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
So the logic is we're going to take this money and distribute it to those who need it, but I actually would have used that money to hire five more of my friends and pumped it back into the economy. I don't believe that entrepreneurs who are like around that like million, two million to ten million level should even be taxed.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
But I'm talking about when people are hoarding such absurd amounts of wealth, multi-billion dollars, I just think that it should to a certain extent be distributed, not necessarily in the way of like the government seizes all of their assets and gives it to the poorest people. But there has to be a way to bridge the extreme divide in income inequality in the country.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
That's a really, really good question in terms of personal financial liberty. I mean, as far as that question goes, obviously you would be better at spending your own money than the government if you're managing a business. But the fact is that once you get past a certain threshold of wealth, a lot of people are just hoarding it and not pumping it back into the economy.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Like back in the day with Reagan when he installed supply-side economics – The idea was, oh, my God, it's going to stimulate the economy so much if we give no taxes to billionaires who run corporations.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
But what happened is they ended up just kind of hoarding the money, buying more estates, jets, vacations, living a lavish lifestyle because there's a human tendency to just want to be as much of a baller as possible when you have a billion dollars. It's just how people are.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Everybody wants to flex, get the nicest car, get a helicopter, do things that you can't do, things that you dreamed of when you were playing like Grand Theft Auto as a child. But go there.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, let's stick to people who are making, you know, multi-billion dollars every year.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, I was born in 1997, four years before 9-11, right when the internet first came around, the first iPod.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, the first thing that comes to mind for me is a pool, like an infinity pool that bleeds directly into the Pacific Ocean. Beautiful. A fleet of jet skis for all of my friends so we can kind of travel that way.
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Corporate real estate on the water so we can jet ski from the house to work.
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Yeah, personal trainer, private chef. Personal trainer. Nutritionist. Private chef. Dermatologist to live on scene to help me with my skin problems.
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I can't even think about it. I just know that once you pass a certain amount of money, it becomes a competition as to who can get the most.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, in Santa Fe.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
No, that's where Jeffrey Epstein had it.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I scratched that.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I have a vacation home. Gene Hackman? On the west coast of Jamaica, Westmoreland Parish. Holy shit. Good taste. Yeah.
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You could just sit on it.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, what a lot of billionaires do is they use their money to kind of like use the legal system, civil court in particular, to bully people who talk badly about them.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Oh, man. YouTube content? Well, probably as soon as I got on the internet. But I came online during the chocolate rain, Charlie bit my finger, 4chan era. So the online subcultures were still being formed. But as far as the first citizen journalist that I was into, I was mostly into comedians at first, like Sacha Baron Cohen. Even early stuff like CastMG was really good.
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Yeah, I think so. I mean, I personally wouldn't buy a watch.
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Yeah. Crazy. I don't know why they do this kind of stuff.
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I feel like I'm being set up right now. Where does this end?
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
If there's something that I don't know about billionaires, I want you to tell me.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Yeah, but, okay, I see what you're saying. There is pool staff that needs to make sure the water goes, there's not too much chlorine going into the ocean.
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$250, $500, $200.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
That's a lot.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
But you're right. For a good jet ski.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
And you need to get six to eight so that you and your core employees can commute to work together like some kind of fleet.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
People should be able to get nice things for themselves if they work super hard. I'm not the kind of guy who's like, if you work hard, you should give all your money to people who are on the lower income. I'm just saying that the specific tax rate should be a little bit higher. Not ridiculously higher, but higher enough to where they can have substantial social welfare programs.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
There was a really fringe show called Shams to Baron or Brushstrokes with Norman Vanamey that was like a graffiti-adjacent interview show where this guy would go to art shows dressed as like a breakdancer and kind of like pretend to be a high art customer, you know, high-end art customer. And some of that stuff was just hilarious to me.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, I mean, on the inverse. And what do you think will solve the problem of the extreme poverty and wealth inequality in the country?
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, the thing is they tried. That's the thing is everyone sees Gavin Newsom as like an enabler for all these destructive Democratic policies. But he still makes concessions to conservatives who are like bullying him into not carrying it out. For example, let's take the Tenderloin in San Francisco, which is the biggest. It's still the biggest open air drug zone in the city.
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Been that way for decades. He, you know, obviously during the Biden administration and when Newsom was in control, he still is. It was a crazy scene out there. Those people smoking fentanyl on the streets, people defecating and sleeping in the streets. San Francisco. Yeah. In this particular area.
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No, I think we can just overlay it or something. But I mean, in general, Governor Newsom was being kind of like shit on for letting that happen. But the reality is, and people on the ground know this, there was supposed to be a safe injection site that was two blocks long, two blocks wide, that was supposed to be maintained by the state and the city.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
So it made it so people wouldn't be able to use heroin, fentanyl, and meth on the streets. They would have to go to a controlled environment where the public and children and people who were living in that community wouldn't have to interact with them, and they could have the access to the services they need.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
At the last minute, Governor Newsom didn't build it because he was too scared of getting another media smear campaign and being made to seem like someone who lets people do drugs in the open, but he still does drugs in the open. So with the Democratic establishment in California, there's a lot of hypocrisy and there's a lot of, we don't know where the money's going.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
There's not much transparency as far as what's happening with all these taxes that are being taken away from people who worked hard to make that money. We do know that a trillion dollars of wealth have left California in the past four years.
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We do know that cities like San Francisco and LA that are still generating a ton of money, much of that money isn't even being given, pumped back into the city because so many workers have gone remote. There's a lot of people working in California that decide not to live there because they can do They work for tech companies remotely elsewhere in a more affordable state like Montana.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
So I think that when you look at progressive policies and you look at poverty and it's not changing, and then you look at the tax rate going up and down, it can be easy to say, you know what, nothing's ever going to change. And that's why there's so much like a sense of apathy and nihilism when it comes to the billionaire thing. That's why people were saying, oh, billionaires are the worst.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Kill them all on the internet because they've seen nothing change, and they're seeing, okay, the cost of living is high. There's homeless people everywhere. There's so much poverty, yet there's this class of people who are unaffected by it. So the question is then if we don't raise the taxes, what can be done to change that situation on the ground?
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I didn't put the journalism pieces together until I went to college for it and I had that professor.
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Probably the first, right?
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Oh, no, not that guy. My bad. I kind of got lost in the metaphor here because I was just thinking about Singapore.
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I mean probably the three because it would be a bigger investment. But I mean aside from a business standpoint, like if we obviously – you recognize that there's a big problem with homelessness, poverty, unaffordability. Well, why do you think that is though? What do you think?
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I mean I would just assume that because the social safety net is so small here and there's such little being provided for people in terms of mental health services, the broken veterans administration, so many different things, unaffordability. Like there's just not enough resources to set up people who are – to help people who are at rock bottom here. Yeah.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
I agree. I do think that we can both agree that throwing money at things doesn't always fix the problem. But you've been around for longer than me. If it's not that, if it's not funding programs to provide for people who are down and out, what do we do? Because the problem is already here. It's not in theory. There's 100,000 people who are homeless in L.A. alone and San Francisco combined.
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So it's like, what do we do? What's the solution? Do you have any wisdom as to what you think would happen?
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Well, that's the thing. I love the landscape and the people of California so much. Where I live now, I'm an hour and a half from the beach, hour and a half from the Mojave Desert. I can drive to Vegas or Tijuana. I can get to the Bay. In Florida, kind of just in Florida. So would you see yourself living there long term?
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I like being in Florida because you can feel like it's kind of like Texas right now where things are moving. You can feel people are excited about new projects and it doesn't have this air of bygone greatness LA has. I have an office in Universal City. It's my first ever Channel 5 office that I opened four months ago. And there's a cafe that's abandoned in the lobby.
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It looks like I moved into a Ford Motor Company factory in Detroit. There's only four people working in this giant building. And I remember the janitor came by. He was mopping the floor. And he pointed at some derelict office. And he goes, that's where Michael Jackson recorded Beat It. And I was just like, Jesus Christ, you really feel like you're in like a post-Rust Belt decline society.
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I don't want to say it exactly.
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Like close to? Across from Universal Studios.
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Okay. Yeah, so it's like literally there's this like bygone, in the air you can feel that the place has seen better days.
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I had a makeup artist come by when I was having a lot of breakouts or whatever. And so she came by and she was so happy. And I was like, why are you so happy? She goes, I haven't had work in two months. She said, before COVID, every single day I was on set for a different awesome director getting to do makeup for the stars. And she says, now I have to travel to Poland.
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or Taiwan to find work because Hollywood is moving their productions to different continents just to save money on staff.
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"This Was A Bad Idea" – Andrew Callaghan’s WILD Coverage Of BLM Riots, COVID Protests & Border Chaos | PBD Podcast | Ep. 580
Well, there's a couple different... Okay, so there's Hollywood leaving. They're leaving to save money. Comedy leaving is because of the culture of the coastal cities. Tech... left for a little bit because remote work was more profitable. But tech is returning to Silicon Valley. So I think tech is still going for California.
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But those three big industries, Hollywood, tech, and then comedy, all left for different reasons. But comedy is for sure because of the culture of California.
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Yeah, at some point in my life. But I mean, I also just love California. I also believe in it. I could see California having a second wind. I mean it's obviously – How did he get it?
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I mean new leadership.
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But maybe a rising star could emerge from the ashes.
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Take the money that you're taking. Use all of that tax money to provide for people who are sleeping on the streets and dying on the streets. Provide robust mental health services, shelter options, opportunities to people who have been basically dejected by society. Clean up the street. Like, make... For the amount that we're being taxed in California, it should be a utopian society.
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And when you talk about homelessness, another problem is that people say, oh, there's so many homeless people in California because of the progressive policies. But it also has to do with the fact that homelessness has been criminalized so heavily in red states and counties that people are leaving those counties to California so they don't go to jail.
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I don't know if you're familiar with the Grants Pass Oregon ruling. It's a rural county in Oregon, which is a blue state. And it ruled that if you're a homeless person because of vagrancy laws, you can be taken to jail and cited even if there's no shelter beds available for sleeping in the street. And if you get your third vagrancy citation, it's a mandatory 90 days in county jail.
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So a lot of people were homeless suffering from – different mental disorders and substance abuse issues, they're like, all right, I don't want to go to jail. I'm going to go to L.A. So then you have all of these mental health and support services being overwhelmed by people who are migrating from red counties and states.
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So I think that the solution is I wish this was viewed as an America problem as opposed to a Dems versus Republican problem, because, you know, when you politicize people who are going through like hard, hardcore suffering, it can it can be easy to overlook their suffering and use them as political cannon fodder if you're Republican or Democratic.
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My favorite part of that show is when he goes to a city council meeting in Kingman, Arizona, which is a very hardcore biker town. And he proposes the construction of the largest mosque in North America. And they're screaming. They're like, we don't
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I'm more scared of Scientology than any other subgroup in the world.
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Dessert.
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Key lime pie.
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But you can bring your gun to my house.
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Yeah, and that's what I was saying about the safe injection site in San Francisco. That would have solved the problem of open air drug use in the area. You think so? Oh, definitely. Tell me why. Because people aren't going to get cited. They're not going to get, I mean, most of the open air drug.
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I mean if the safe injection site was also had harm reduction services, had mental health treatment options, had people working there day in, day out trying to help people get back on their feet, it would not fix the problem.
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There's still going to be drug use and homelessness no matter what, but it would allow for an exit ramp for those who want to make that choice as opposed to living literally outside of people's apartments shooting up and passing out.
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So we're talking about throwing money at something. There was money, but it wasn't being funded to the right places. So in theory, there's probably a world in which the money isn't being embezzled or given to the wrong people.
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I would not describe the Democrats who control California as leftists or progressives. What would you call them? Liberals, Democrats.
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I think it's different. So what's the difference? I think liberals are more oriented in maintaining power for themselves, dominating the political landscape of the state. You don't think leftists are? I don't think leftists have any semblance of political power in the U.S. Why do you think? I just think they've been disenfranchised by the liberal establishment, the democratic establishment.
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I think progressive people's movements... Also, if you look at... There's been over half a century plus of infiltration of these organizations by the FBI, breaking them down. And we're not just talking about communists and far-left stuff here. We're talking about people's organizations. Black Panthers, Brown Berets, American Indian Movement, farm workers' unions, environmental groups.
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They were all infiltrated and taken down by the government. And so you have... the Democratic establishment claiming to be a progressive organization, but I do not think that they are.
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The Dark Knight, the second film in the Christopher Nolan Batman series.
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Yeah, it's kind of depressing. It goes back to the Luigi Maggioni thing. When you talk about this deeply entrenched bureaucracy that's halting change, that kind of thing makes sense.
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Small but effective in actually working for the people.
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Well, everyone expects me to say that I'm into really cutting-edge documentaries like by Adam Curtis and Errol Morris and stuff like that, but I actually just love Batman. And I loved it so much when it first came out in 2012. I saw it five times in a row in Ocean City, New Jersey, every matinee for a week straight, just trying to really digest all the different subplots and narratives.
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Hired more employees, been able to expand the newsroom at a quicker pace. We expanded to the Middle East and Mexico and elsewhere as well, the UK and New Zealand. Would have been able to do that a little bit faster. I was still able to do it, but definitely there's not quite a sting like getting an invoice from the IRS after working your ass off for an entire year
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I have an extreme interest in Scientology, but I also have an interest in being alive.
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And like I said, that sting wouldn't be as bad if they were using the money well. I mean if I was living in a world where there was no traffic, where people were happy and there wasn't this massive working class despair taking over, you could feel it in the air in California and elsewhere in the entire country.
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If that didn't exist, I would probably be OK with a higher tax rate because I would say, OK, well, I don't have to – people at large, the community, this American experiment is progressing in a mutually beneficial way.
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Like if there wasn't such bureaucracy in the government and the IRS.
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And that's kind of where I'm at as well. I'm obviously not really a big Trump guy, but if positive things happen for the country during the Trump term in these next four years, I'm going to report on that. I'm not dedicated to making Trump look bad.
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I mean, there's the Joker. There's Commissioner Gordon. There's Christian Bale's Batman character was amazing. There's just so much. Batman Begins was a great segue to the Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises didn't really do it for me. A little bit too political.
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I know you are, yeah. If great things start happening, it's not like I'm going to look for an alternate angle that undermines the success. I'm just looking at how average people are living every day, happiness and fulfillment.
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Yeah, back in the day. I covered a music festival called Lyrical Lemonade or Summer Smash. I went to Oblock the next day. And somehow that became my most watched video of all time.
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Well, Oblock is like the genesis of drill music.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Oblock is the genesis of drill music, which is a subgenre of rap, which is hyper-violent and focuses on real-life violence. It's actually been a pretty destructive cultural force, to be honest with you. But Oblock is where it started. So it's kind of like, you know how people would go to Mississippi to document the origin story of blues?
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Or they go to New Orleans for jazz, or they go to Nashville for country? Chicago and South Chicago is like that for drill music. I think that in 100 years, there's going to be drill tours in the same way that there's a Kentucky bourbon trail where people will drink the whole way and go say, this is where Pappy Van Winkle put his 15-year barrel up for sale in 1798.
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They're going to do this in Oblock and be like, this is where Chief Keef was born in the year 1995. And there's going to be people in 2150 like, oh my god, that's so crazy.
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It's pretty dark, but I mean, drill has now become one of rap's mainstream sounds. How safe did you feel? Pretty safe, honestly, only because people don't understand this now. All hoods in America, all poor neighborhoods that have music in them and have micro-influencers, they recognize content as a viable avenue for income.
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Well, you know, Dark Knight Rises was like a metaphor for the Occupy Wall Street movement going too far when they start, you know, when Bane is supposed to be like the commander of Antifa and they roll up in this New York Stock Exchange and start shooting people and stuff.
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Back in the day, if this was 2005, pre-YouTube, you could never go to somebody's hood just as a voyeur and film with them. But now there's kind of an informal agreement. That's why there's so many hood vlogs now, is they recognize that being featured on a major YouTube channel could be their take it out. People are going to see them. It could be their...
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you know, it could be their moment for more exposure and attention. And especially Oblock is probably the most famous housing project in the U.S. And I had a big YouTube channel, so it just happened really fast.
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I'll break it down. So the Kia boys are a car theft ring in the beautiful coastal town of Bridgeport, Connecticut. And they're in high school. For an update, I heard the Kia boys aren't stealing cars anymore. Part of that has to do with the security update that was installed in the push-to-start system. They can't do it anymore? Yeah, you can't do it anymore.
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Unless somebody hasn't gotten the software update. But one of them's in jail. One of them just disappeared. And the third guy is working at a factory, and he bought his own car. And it's not a Kia. He bought an American-made car.
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Well, I should have put two and two together, but yeah, they picked me up in a car, and they're like, yo, let's hang out. And I got in the car, and I'm sitting in the back seat, and I thought about it, and I'm like, wait a second, this is a Kia. Holy shit, I'm in the back of a stolen car with three juveniles. So this is a crazy scene. So back up, like, maybe... Uh...
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Well, it was literally like, I feel like it was subsidized in some way by Wall Street.
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So they picked me up at the McDonald's in Bridgeport. I'm riding with them in the back of this car. Sometimes I don't realize what's happening until it's too late, for example, and I don't want to jump ahead too much. But when I hopped the border, I didn't realize that I had to hop it with the Coyotes until I was at the Rio Grande.
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I'm sitting in the back of this stolen – I think it was a Mazda, actually, not a Kia. And I'm thinking, holy shit, they stole this car. And then I look around. I look in the rearview mirror, and there's a cop trailing us. And so I say to these Kia boys, I say, hey, guys – Pull over. I got to hop out because I'm thinking, like, I'm 25. These kids are 16.
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I don't know what they're going to charge me with. And the kid sitting in shotgun named Swervo, he looks at me and he goes, homie, you shouldn't have hopped in the car if you weren't ready to do the dash, meaning, you know, go on a high-speed chase. And so they turn the lights off and they just go 105 miles an hour and the cop stops following them.
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They said they'd had the car for over a week now.
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This is before the cops enrolled us. It was getting hotter and hotter to drive by the day. No less than two minutes into our drive, I began to hear police sirens. Perhaps naively, I assumed the Kia boys would just pull over and try to talk their way out of it, but no. Swervo dipped onto a service road and hit the gas, approaching 110 miles per hour. You're sitting outside or you're inside?
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I'm sitting in the back seat.
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By some stroke of luck, the cops stopped pursuing us. I'm not sure why. Now I know why. The cops don't pursue high-speed chases with stolen cars because they figure it's such a public safety risk. You know what I mean? If it's a residential street, they don't want two cars going 105 miles an hour because that could kill a pedestrian or something. So the cops, they abandoned us. Not abandoned us.
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They stopped following us. And then I told them to drop me back off at the McDonald's. So my plan was like, I want to document these guys, but I don't want to be in this situation again. So I gave them my camcorder for the night. And I said, I know you guys are going to go steal cars. I don't want to come with you. I don't condone that.
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But just do me a favor and take this camcorder from Best Buy and just film yourself.
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Do you have it? Yeah. It's in this video.
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If you skip ahead 10, 15 seconds, right there.
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Let's watch this. He says the car is a dud. The driver recently installed the anti-theft software update. They had to find something else. Just a few cars down, he locates a 2010 Kia Forte and starts all over.
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After successfully activating the engine with a USB cord, Swervo's on the move. That's me watching him. And I'm following close behind, genuinely curious as to what his plan is. Swervo begins driving as fast as he possibly can, then comes to a stop and tells me it's time to turn up.
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Well, this is a hard one to answer because if I say I'm like the Joker, that makes me sound like I'm a dark sort of sinister.
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So yeah, that's their plan. They just start swerving. They're really like 16 years old. Like they swerve for like 20 minutes and then they just abandon the car.
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They just... Well, apparently like they sell it to their like older brothers for I think $250. Then they go to the mall and get shoes and the weed socks.
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Crime. Real crime. Well, I'm not saying this isn't a real crime, but like, you know, robbing people.
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They sell drugs and stuff. I don't know.
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Well, I didn't even put this in the documentary, but I guess the cops had still been following us. So I go back to the Red Roof Inn in Bridgeport, and the cops knock on the door, and they're like, do you see anybody with a stolen car around here? And I was like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I was. Wow. I flew home. So you didn't get arrested.
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Even when you put this up, cops never got a hold of you. No, they might after this podcast, though. Thankfully, the Kia boys are no longer stealing Kias. But yeah, after that, that was a classic example of just me taking it too far in the field with the documentaries.
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You have a lot of vengeance in you where you get Joker brand?
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Like if I was to look back or looking forward to my own life, I'm not going to get in the back of any stolen cars with 16 year olds in Connecticut or any other state for that matter. Maybe in Fort Lauderdale. Maybe. Oh, Broward County's got some pretty good drill music. I don't know if you know about that. Does it really? Yeah, it's called 954 Fast Pitch.
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It's like Broward's kind of version of drill. They take rap songs and they speed them up 1.25 times, so it kind of sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but that's like the Pompano Beach, like Lauder Hill sound.
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You got to get one of those guys on the podcast.
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I used to, yeah, for sure.
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In a different world, he could be a rapper.
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Yeah, Tom McDonald. My favorite Trump rappers are Forgiato Blow, Bez Believe, and Bryson Gray. Those are the top three Trump MCs.
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Yeah, Bez Believe. I met him at HempFest. He used to sell those weed lollipops that are like medicated with CBD. He became a hardcore Trump rapper, but he's still like thugged out Florida style. Bez Believe, B-E-Z-Z Believe. He's a cool dude. And yeah, he's my favorite right wing MC right now.
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Yeah, but I wouldn't call Lil Pump a conservative MC. Lil Pump is just kind of a product of the bygone SoundCloud rap era. If that scene was still continuing, I don't think he would have done the Trump appearance.
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Yeah.
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I actually sent correspondence there. I sent my friend Albie here to the Tesla boycott in Palo Alto. I was in Jamaica for like an anniversary trip at the time when this was going down. Then I sent another friend of mine to the one in Burbank. But yeah, it was kind of interesting like with the Tesla boycott movement. I see it as a broader offshoot of the anti-Elon stop the coup movement.
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But then at some point after that began, they started targeting Tesla factories directly. And their idea was that if they lower – you know, Tesla stock price that will in turn take away from Elon's economic power, which would disempower Trump in some capacity.
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Yeah, I would say that I'm somewhere in between Batman and the Joker.
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But I think that the Joker is definitely a relatable character, more so in The Dark Knight than he was in the Joaquin Phoenix movie a couple years ago, which I know you said you were not a fan of.
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Oh, that was a real loogie, damn. Yeah. It gives me real nostalgic flashbacks seeing somebody with a MAGA hat next to somebody with an N95 mask on.
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Yeah, it's typically not true.
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typically not true yeah i don't think i've ever seen a paid protester i mean it's a narrative that gets pushed a lot which makes sense because there is ngos that organize protests but they're making that decision to do the pro like okay there are groups that receive funding who decide themselves to protest and they use some of that funding to do stuff like you know make signs but they're still making the decision most of the time it's not like someone like george soros is like hey
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go over there and have a sign that says Elon sucks. It's them being genuinely upset and thinking, okay, cool, let's use some of this funding to do something. On the other hand, I have actually seen, though, paid protest groups go into places that are more radical like Portland and Seattle and disrupt more direct action movements.
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Like, for example, I remember in Portland, Oregon during the crazy summer of 2020 – There were organizations, I'm not going to say the name, that were basically paid by the city of Portland and the state itself to go into the protest groups and encourage nonviolence. So all the protest groups that I've seen that are paid are mostly like peacemakers that are represented by the state.
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I wouldn't say that. I think the paid protester thing is like super overblown.
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Yeah, for sure.
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That makes sense to me. I feel like people who protest for a living and go to rallies, it's kind of their lifestyle.
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Yeah, I was at the Bernie Sanders AOC rally doing some interviews three days ago in Bakersfield, California. And I just think there's a big difference between NGOs and political groups and parties that receive some level of funding and then decide to go to the events as opposed to direct orders.
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Let's make a Channel 5 video. I would do it. Oh, I would love to see it. A lot of people would be upset with that.
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The people who are showing up, they may be receiving some level of funding in a nebulous way, but they believe what they're doing. It's not as if when you say paid protester, it kind of suggests that they don't actually feel that way, that they're just showing up
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simply because they received orders from the person that's cutting them a check i think there's a mix and it's easy to cast them it's easy especially when you disagree with someone to think they can't actually think that they must be paid to show up but you know the democratic socialists of america they are there with their clipboards asking people to donate and volunteer and sign up but you know i i think there's some element to organization but a lot of people just you know the protest crowd is relatively small and they they show up to everything you think it's small
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Well, the same people that went to 2020 protests for George Floyd are the same people that were protesting Israel on college campuses are the same people who vote for AOC and Bernie. It's kind of like a – it's a demographic. It's kind of like I'm willing to bet that a solid percentage of the people that showed up to a Trump rally here in Florida probably also – I don't know about that.
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Have been to five or more Trump events in the past five years.
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Well, I think when you say real, 100% of them believe what they're saying. The question is... I don't know if we know that. I mean, I've been to a bunch of rallies. I can't think of a single rally where I've interviewed a protester where they're just straight up lying.
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Oh, yeah, dude, for sure. I think you don't spend enough time around internet leftists, man. They really think that.
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What about people on the other hand who are funding the Trump campaign? What about his top donors?
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I just think Citizens United should be repealed. It's crazy that corporations can be so powerful that they can speak more than a human being possibly could, even though, I mean, how much, what's the, how many, before Citizens United, what was the maximum amount of money that a person could donate to a political campaign?
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Yeah, he kills. He says, how about another joke, Murray? And he kills him. And that was after he killed a couple of bankers on the subway.
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Oh, shit.
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In Europe, they don't have commercials for OxyCog?
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Yeah, so it says that individual contributions to candidates could only be as much as $2,400 per election to a federal candidate. So 4,800 total per cycle. And then after the Citizens United is passed, you have corporations who are donating millions and millions, if not hundreds of millions, to political campaigns.
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They use that money to then subsidize large-scale advertising campaigns and different PR objects to put themselves in power.
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It depends what you're talking about. Because back then, of course, it would have been the left. Or not the left. The liberals, the progressives, the Democrats.
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I would I would assume, well, there's so much. That's the thing is there's a second sort of sort of deep state, I believe, for me.
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Is it a breakdown of it?
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But, I mean, Elon, Zuckerberg, Bezos, they all support Trump, right?
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I'm curious to see it just because that's just all wasted money.
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But I mean, even those top companies, like if the top blue donor is Facebook, we know that Mark Zuckerberg is now partial to Trump. He's not running against him.
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So you think that as political power... No, but just watch this. Stay on this for a second.
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If you go down, there's also a significant amount of money being given to political campaigns. Exxon, Las Vegas Sands, Morgan Stanley, Lockheed Martin, Goldman Sachs, Delta, Johnson & Johnson. Those are all giving equal amounts, if not more, to conservative campaigns.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
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No, I actually agree with that 100%. And just to clarify, I mostly agree with you. I'm not a supporter of the Democratic Party either.
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This, I'm assuming, goes back to his Joe Rogan podcast where he wore the gray T-shirt and he was kind of admitting that the Biden administration was pressuring him to take down posts on Facebook related to what he saw as COVID-19 misinformation.
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I don't think that Zuckerberg would have done that. if he thought Trump was going to lose.
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Yeah, because realistically, he's doing that as a concession because he's worried about retribution with the new Trump presidency. And he's seeing power shift, right? And he wants to be on the right side of history because he knows that he's going to lose his financial backing to go against.
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Well, I think that if you people always ask me, why do you think Trump won? And I think that Facebook censorship in 2020 played a huge role in that. I've said it before. It was like a collective Tiananmen Square moment for so many people who are critical of the vaccine and lockdown mandates, because whenever you're banned from a social media platform.
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your first logical next step is I'm banned because I'm speaking the truth. Not I'm banned because I'm propagating misinformation that's going to be harmful to people.
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You think if the establishment, if a large social media company takes little old me's page down for expressing my First Amendment right and saying my opinion about the Moderna vaccine or something like that, whether it's right or wrong, You feel that you're on the – you are an anti-establishment person who is inherently telling the truth that's being censored by the greater machine.
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And so someone like Trump comes along and he's seen by them as being like the arbiter of truth and justice. And so Mark Zuckerberg and all those people during 2020 who colluded to deplatform people are paying for their mistakes big time.
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De-platforming people is wrong.
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Well, I mean, if the manifesto was legitimate, the one that was leaked, that was published by an independent reporter named Ken Klippenstein, if that's real, it seemed like Luigi Mangione had a lot of grievances against the health insurance claim denial system, particularly how UnitedHealthcare had implemented AI to automatically deny people's health care claims.
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That's where the pangolin bat sandwich was.
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I mean, you got to look him up when he's younger to see if he's got some more.
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Sorry. I don't know. Can the audience see this headshot of Fauci right here? That's his Zoolander blue steel face right here. That's a good look though, bro.
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Sexy. I wanted to back up just a little bit to a miscalculation that Zuckerberg, Susan Wojcicki, and others made during that time is they forgot that the internet itself is actually free. A lot of people, when they talk about censorship, they're talking, they're existing within the big four. You know, back then was Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and I guess it was TikTok.
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But the reality is you can still make a website and say pretty much whatever you want within the confines of free speech protections. I can start andrewsopinions.com and I can say anything. It's just a matter of getting traffic to the website.
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And what happened after they removed people from Facebook is in shutting down that discourse, people created alternative platforms that had a huge resurgence and actually emergence during that time as well. Gab,
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parlor rumble bit shoot and so what you did is you took them away from the public discourse and the marketplace of ideas and you put them into a tighter echo chamber amongst each other to where more fringe beliefs like the QAnon stuff were able to incubate in a smaller focus group and they just kind of exploded And that wouldn't have happened if the surface net was existent as it is.
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So people needed treatment, they were paying customers, and there was a machine that had one of the highest insurance claim denial rates of any other company. major health insurance company. Something that was ridiculously high. Can you pull up that number, Rob? People were trying to appeal the robot's decision, and it was almost impossible. You were stuck with someone on the phone
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Now, you might say that, OK, this may have stopped some of the Q stuff from spreading and infecting the brains of hundreds of millions of people and was maybe focused on seven or eight. But those seven or eight million of people who are under absolute political hypnosis during the 2020 election are still suffering from that to this day.
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For days and a lot of times during that window where people were waiting to get care, they would pass away. So I'm not sure if he had someone in his family who was affected by the health care policies. But I feel like a lot of people in my generation are kind of fed up with things not changing. You know, the cost of living being ridiculously high, the wages being really low.
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Yeah, definitely. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, absolutely. And I think that right now is a pretty good time for social media comparatively to then. Yeah.
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Oh, man. So, I mean, the anti-vax rally, the one that I went to, obviously it was taken down by YouTube. But that was the first major anti-lockdown rally.
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You know.
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Just like bots.
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I mean, this is a pre-vaccine era. This is before the vaccine rollout happened. What year was that? This is in April 2020. Oh, my God. So peak.
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Oh, no, that Hollywood anti-vaxxer is like a year later. If you look up coronavirus lockdown protest, all gas, no brakes, you will find the video that was removed by YouTube. Yeah, but that was like at the California State Capitol in Sacramento.
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Right after it popped off.
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Is this the one they took down? This is the one that was taken down.
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Yeah, so that was when it first popped off.
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or this is... This is in Sacramento at the California State Capitol. And as you can see, we were... I don't know if you were right, how you felt when the thing first happened, but I was definitely nervous, you know, pre-vaccine, you know, all that. It was pretty... unsure time for people. And I think that that caused many to gravitate toward the extreme directions.
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And they felt like Luigi Mangione was something like a martyr who spoke for the rage of the collective public who feels like nothing is changing. Yeah.
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You had people who were like, I'm never going to wear a mask. One guy here had a shirt that said, cough in my face. And he was saying, everybody cough in my face. I don't care who you are. Young, sick, old, cough in my face. I will show you. And then you had people who were literally like refusing to go outside of their house. I remember in Seattle, uh,
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with the community that I grew up with, right? Like if you had a picnic at a public park and you didn't have a mask on and there was five or more people, somebody would walk by you with their phone, take a picture of you, and it would circulate all on social media and it would say, this is a super spreader and you could lose your job because of that. So there was like a mutual polarization.
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And I would argue that we're still living in 2020. You think? People's brains have never recovered, man.
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I know. Think about it, man. Okay. So I would actually argue we're still living in the 1960s. But if you think 60s, you know, the divisions that were planted there, you know what I mean, as far as like Red Scare and then people's movements being anti, it's kind of we're still living.
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Oh, not the level of fear, but I mean the way people perceive politicians in reality is very 2020 coded still to this day, even if people don't – But they divided America.
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And I think Trump convinced Americans to look at people with masks as like these moronic sheep that are worthy of harassment.
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Yep.
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I can tell it's going to be a good one.
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Probably went to Harvard, quite frankly. Part of you, doesn't part of you kind of feel bad for those people?
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But you've got to think, like, they're under algorithmic hypnosis like the other half of the country, and they're being told every single day that there's a new variant. They're glued to their phone. Six hours of screen time is, like, the national average in 2020.
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So they're constantly being fed this fear stuff, much like people on the far right were also being fed a similar type of fear content, outrage machine.
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Probably, oh, my gosh, the QAnon stuff?
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I think that the Democratic censorship on major social media platforms pushed people in the conservative activist movement into small fringe platforms where they were being fed QAnon stuff more so than they were mainstream press. And that was a direct blowback.
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I mean, obviously, mainstream liberal media at the time was telling people not to go outside to social distance and to be wary of anybody without a mask on. And also, the right-wing machine was telling people that we're going to turn into a communist country and all your freedoms are going to be taken away.
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She helped us whenever we lost all gas during a contractual dispute. She leaked all the information, which kind of like segued millions of fans to Channel 5. So – Shout out to her for that. I'm not sure what she was saying about Luigi. But I think that basically probably what I'm assuming she was saying is that many people felt like he represented... the call for direct action.
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There's a cabal of baby-eating pedophiles that are connected to Epstein Island who are controlling the entire world. So there was just mass exaggerations on both sides.
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Adrenochrome.
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Some of them did die, though, like Herman Cain.
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Oh, yeah, that's like when you go to the airport now, you can't just give them your driver's license?
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Is that what it has to do with, like, the face scanner thing?
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Yeah. I think that one of the ways that my logic is thinking is kind of flawed sometimes is that I always have the impression that the conservative side is really united and that everyone's kind of rallying together with their support of Trump and Elon. That's not. Like, what are the major points of division right now within the conservative movement?
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And there's a generational shift to the idea that awareness culture and raising awareness doesn't actually create change. So there's a lot of people... Say that one more time. There's kind of an idea that has persisted over the course of the past couple years, especially with the progressive left in the U.S., that raising awareness doesn't do much to actually create change.
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I've only seen what Steve said about Elon, which is he's like a foreigner or something.
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Really? Damn. So there's kind of like different factional leaders within the conservative thought.
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But which issue is most divisive, not just in terms of people they look up to?
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Yeah, I was at the Bernie Sanders rally. I told you in Bakersfield, there was a guy there in a MAGA hat and he was like, I just want to hear what Bernie has to say because these tariffs are destroying my business.
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And so for someone to break out of the mold of making people aware and actually take things a step further made people feel some type of revolutionary spirit. Wow.
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Yeah.
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That's just because you disagree with it, man.
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To be fair, I was confused. So mission success.
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Got 600 million.
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Yeah. Actually, no, in total I probably have around a billion.
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Where was that?
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I mean, personally, probably getting arrested by Border Patrol. Oh, Rob, we have to do this.
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Okay, so the video is called Border Patrol Arrest. So let me first, before you watch this, let me tell you the purpose. This is when the border was wide open and there was a big migrant crisis happening.
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So I wanted to see what it was like on the Mexican side as far as the final step of actually meeting up with a coyote who was connected to the cartel and crossing the border, specifically over the river, because I wanted to get in the water as opposed to being in the hot desert. And so, yeah, we did that. I didn't actually I didn't realize that we were going to cross the river until we got there.
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But then I kind of put two and two together. And there was a guy that was collecting tax for the machete that he was like hitting against this tree in the distance. And I was like, all right, fuck, why? I got to get out of Mexico. I'm looking at America like, oh, home free finally. So, you know, I link arms with the coyote. We cross the river. I get to the American side.
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Well, because their logic is, you know, how many people have died as a result of their health care claims being denied. Yeah. Health insurance claims, you know.
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And I think that I'm good to go. The coyote is like, man, stay down. Like, you know, you can still get arrested. Like even if you're an American citizen, you can't just hop your own border. And I was like, dude, I can hop my own border. I've been here my whole life. It's fine. So I walk up and then I get up and then the border patrol agent is like, you know, stand up.
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I stand up like I've done nothing wrong. And he's like, you know, that's a felony, right? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, you have to go through a port of entry. And I was like, oh, shit, my bad. Can I get a ticket or something? And he was like, no, bro. So he took me to a processing center for migrants.
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And, yeah, it was like hundreds of them wearing space blankets in this freezing room. They make it really cold.
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I couldn't record this. So we had a designer do like a 3D animation rendering of it. So I go into the room after being processed, and all the migrants, it was the worst day of their life, obviously, because they've just gotten caught trying to come into the U.S.
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But it made their life, seeing a white guy walk into the holding tank. All these guys were having the worst day, and they just stand up, they're just laughing.
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What are you doing? And I speak Spanish.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I would say around the seven minute mark. Yeah.
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So that's the coyote who I blurred out and he was... Go back a little bit.
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Right there. Out of wire at all. It's a non-issue and a distraction designed to create controversy from afar. He says this is a perfect place to cross.
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But he's worried it's too deep. Yeah, Mexico. You can see my face. I'm like, this may sound like amateur, but I didn't realize up until this point that we were actually going to cross the river ourselves. I was expecting just like a tour of their route, but obviously they had other plans.
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Ah, sí, como $5,000. God damn it. It was also going to cost us $5,000. Did you have it? This was not discussed, but I wasn't sure what to do. So, eso es la primer parte.
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Okay.
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At this point, it became quite obvious that I was in far too deep. The coyote told me that after crossing the river, we had to walk from Eagle Pass to Uvalde, Texas, which is over 67 miles on foot. How would this be possible? According to Apple Maps, it said it would take over 24 hours. We had no water. Plus, we apparently owe these guys $5,000.
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Looking back, I would have asked to turn around, but we were in far too deep. And while they're being pretty cool, you never know when a switch could flip or something. Abruptly, the younger coyote asked me to duck down because a border patrol boat was speeding by.
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How are you feeling at this moment?
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Yeah, the thing is, I don't really feel anxiety until I'm looking at the footage. It's funny. In the moment, I wasn't nervous, but watching this now, I'm nervous because I realize this is a bad idea.
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I'm about to cross the border and get arrested by Border Patrol.
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Yeah, right there.
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Yeah, this is now in the U.S. Coyote's telling me to be quiet. Let's be right there.
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Well, I mean, the reality is that regardless of how I felt about the opinions, killing a bunch of CEOs is not going to change any of that infrastructure in the health insurance industry. You know what I mean?
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Border Patrol had been watching us the entire time since we entered the forest.
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This left us alone in Border Patrol custody.
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And watch. He grabs the camera and it's still rolling. He doesn't even realize it's rolling. That's a Border Patrol agent.
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Yeah, look at the cinematography. He's holding it like in a perfect eye level here or hip level. And we're sitting in the back of the car there. You can't see us, but... Come on, bro. Good for you.
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Yeah. Well, I went to a processing center, and they just helped me.
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Yeah, and then they put me in a solitary confinement cell for like three days.
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Yeah, they understood. But like the immigration court system was so bloated because of the crisis that I couldn't get heard by a judge for like three days. As soon as she heard that I was an American citizen, they just gave me a $10,000 fine and dropped me off at a gas station.
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Yeah, I paid it.
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I probably should pay the coyote.
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Yeah. Well, to be fair, I mean, I got arrested. They were supposed to help me get into the U.S.
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No, not at all.
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Definitely.
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Dude, it was horrible in there. It was the most depressing place I've ever seen in my life. What's the worst part about it? Just seeing little kids covered in water from the Rio Grande with sticks in their hair, crying hysterically with their moms as they're being detained by Border Patrol and put into freezing rooms where they're just screaming all night.
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And in my cell, they had a TV, and the movie The Matrix was playing, but it was just the loading screen. I couldn't...
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But the fact that it spurred conversations I thought was interesting. I mean, just it was fascinating to see such an, you know, the instant valorization of Luigi that happened overnight. Everyone's like, oh, my God, this guy's so hot. We love him. He's our hero. It was interesting because that was very much poisoned by the social media algorithms of the time.
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adjust it so it was like play special features and it was the same song over and over again and i finally got the jailer to change it to a different movie and they played the movie marley and me the owen wilson film about the dog who passes away spoiler alert yeah over and over again so i had to watch marley and me for three fucking days
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At least it's a decent movie, but I don't know for three days. I know every scene by heart. And so I get out and my mom calls me and she was like, you're taking years off my life. You can never do that again.
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Should I go?
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Are you a fan of Iran?
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Oh, they don't like you?
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Your family grew up there? I grew up there.
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So do you have a memory of that transition?
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Geez.
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You think that condition you're thinking as an adult a lot? Do you think that condition, like your way of thinking a lot, just experiencing such a drastic regime change?
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You know, we're like Luigi Mangione becomes a hero to so many. And in general, I think that it did spark some good conversations. But I think you can acknowledge that while still saying it's not good to shoot people in the back of the head in the street.
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What were the main promises that Khomeini promised to keep as far as transforming Iran into a different society?
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So it was the promise of free services without having to work for them.
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I do. I mean, the same thing in Havana. It was Vegas 2.0. Bingo.
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So do you think there's something about human nature that just, you know, once people hoard a tremendous amount of power, they just naturally gravitate toward corruption and human rights abuses?
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Yeah.
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What?
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I thought maybe you were. No, no, no. Are you fully? You're a girl. I've got a girlfriend. She's a girl. Real human woman.
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No, no, no. She's a straight up lady. Hair and everything.
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Congrats, bro.
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I appreciate the respect with which you asked that question. You're like, wait, you support gamers.
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Imagine if you were like, what's her name? And I got really offended. Larry. She's probably watching.
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I want to make them work a regular job.
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That's very reasonable given your life experience.
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My parents were never, I mean, so I grew up in Philadelphia. I moved to Seattle when I was 12, but, um, my grandparents were, you know, fiscally conservative grandparents, Reagan era, like, but you got
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to think too their parents were World War II veterans who after the GI Bill were able to build homes in suburbia and so the baby boomers were the first suburban generation who got to experience that life with no wars until Vietnam but there was a solid 15-20 years of real American prosperity for them where everybody with a good job was able to afford a house and live a fulfilling life
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My parents were probably a little bit more conservative-oriented when I was really young, but I think that the war in Iraq really transformed my perception. The war on terror post-9-11, I think the early war on drugs, and U.S. intervention in Latin America as well, really changed their perspective on things. So they were big-time Al Gore vegetarians.
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Even today, they're not very political, but my early political thinking was definitely more
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progressive uh when i moved to seattle i started hanging out with a bunch of like anarchists and more left-wing circles in high school i went to school in the south i went to new orleans for college and i got to know a lot more conservative leaning people learned about you know the second amendment and stuff like that and got more exposure and now i've lived on the road and you know between different cities for a long time so i'm definitely like i said more left-leaning but i'm uh very uh open to all perspectives and also i think that most people are generally well-intentioned
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And I think that also as a country, what we need to be able to do is let some of the stubbornness go a little bit. When you've committed to a certain way of thinking for a long time, it's very, it's kind of an ego blow to change your mind.
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And I think that's kind of where we're at, where a lot of people don't want to accept new information or different ideas because they've committed and they have so much emotion and passion behind this way of thinking that they've kind of nursed for a long time. And so, like I said, if something positive happens in the next four years, I'll report on it.
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I just know that maybe communism, socialism isn't the way to go. Probably not. I don't know. I just know that what's happening right now isn't really functioning that well. And so I think that's why there's so many different political ideas happening right now. In my opinion, there's more diversity of political thought now than there's been
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Yeah.
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And so the whole thing was I didn't want to go through a studio. I wanted to just drop it so you can rent it for $5.55 or buy it for $15.55 at www.dearkellyfilm.com. It was a project that I've been working on for a really long time. It's kind of a project about radical right-wing stuff during the Biden years, not so much now.
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Yeah, so Kelly J. Patriot, Kelly Johnson is the protagonist of the film. And he's someone that I documented over the course of three and a half or four years. I first met him at a White Lives Matter rally in 2021. And I just, his instantly, his story resonated with me because he was kind of spouting off the typical talking points of that time.
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You know, like Fauci's evil, Jeffrey Epstein, Suez Canal's block, child trafficking, all the 2021 flashpoint stuff. And then the second part of our conversation was all about a personal vendetta that he had against a guy who gave him a loan named Bill Joyner, who was like this guy who he took a loan from. And Kelly felt like he got his home stolen because of the situation.
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And I felt it was so interesting seeing how his personal vendetta and the collapse of his core needs bled into a greater spiritual political battle in the country. And so the documentary itself is documenting his journey throughout the course of these four years, as well as his family's intervention attempts to get him to turn the page.
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I think the best documentaries, in my opinion, are the ones that are shot over a long period of time. It's very hard to create an amazing, compelling piece of documentary work when you only have three and a half months with a subject. I mean, you can make it entertaining. You can add music and supplemental media to make it pop. But time is the true essence of a great film.
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Yeah.
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That's a good feeling.
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I'm sure you wouldn't like to be comfortable.
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Yeah, I think she broke it down quite well in terms of the romantic appeal as well.
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I'm good. Thanks for having me. It's great to be back in the country's greatest state.
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Wow. I mean, every serial killer has typically had, like, dozens if not hundreds of women writing them in prison.
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I don't know. I think people are just fascinated by the allure of it when people's names are in the headlines, like just someone's sort of profile being that large. Just fame attracts a certain kind of person regardless.
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I think so.
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Florida.
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Yeah. And that's the thing about social media nowadays in particular is like people kind of become, it's a very fine line to walk when you exist online is doing things that you believe in and doing things that you know your fans will appreciate and kind of want you to do. Because once you pigeonhole yourself as a certain type of person, you know your audience quite well.
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Like those interests might be, you know, lining the pockets of Boeing. You know, I don't know what those interests are, but I think that's a far more believable scenario that nobody even talks about.
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Yeah. I mean, why is that not like the easiest, most plausible scenario?
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Well, are those people still around? Are those people still in parliament? Probably not. So none of them are alive. None of them are here.
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I mean, immediate extradition if they are, as I'm sure Israel has done in the past with Nazis that they've found around the world. Immediate extradition, death penalty on public in America, fire, pay-per-view. Immediate, if that was the case. Yeah. Like, I mean, if it's proven guilty, you have to obviously give them due process. But 100 percent.
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And I think that that would like greatly fracture the trust because understand like people are emotional beings. So like the perception of a relationship matters. Like right now, there's a great fracture, I think, between the with the perception of America and Israel's relationship. And you should be able to criticize every fucking country.
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I hate this idea that like you can't criticize them like we criticize America. Half of America shits on America every single day. The other half shits on America every single day. But we can't question like what another country is doing because we're allies. Bullshit. No, you should not. Every single country can get it or should be criticized a thousand percent.
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But what's going to happen is if you see that another country killed one of our leaders, even if we're besties right now, that relationship is probably severed. They probably severed forever in all seriousness. I mean, listen, we nuked Japan, and now, you know, we hang out, we go there. It's just the best time ever, 100%. But I don't know if Israel's got something as good as sushi.
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How you doing, man? How you feeling? Thank you. These are all lies that you're telling.
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No, no. I guess what I'm trying to say is like the public perception, there's going to be so much animosity that I don't know if any relationship could overcome that. So that severs the relationship immediately because the politicians are going to have to react to public sentiment. You can't just tell people, oh, but that was in the past. Now we're good.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I'm quick. You don't respond quickly. Who is this? Adam? Yeah, I had to say I was one of the Tate brothers to get on this podcast.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Is that true that he didn't want to do it?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, that was my understanding. He was the guy. That Joseph wanted his firstborn, I guess, to be. And then there was a death, I guess, in war. And then... Yeah, but I didn't know that he had no interest in it. That's really interesting.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
No, no. We all want that 100%. And I get your knee-jerk reaction to be like, hey, shut the whole thing down. So in New York, there's this jail called Rikers Island. Have you heard of Rikers? Obviously. And there was some pretty horrible treatment of inmates there. And there was this move to get the entire jail shut down. And it's like... It's not the jail's fault. The jail is just a building.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
You know what I mean? It's just a building with cells. The jail didn't do anything wrong, but obviously there was horrible treatment, so you could replace, fire, change up the people that work there, the people in charge. And I think that'd be a similar situation because what's going to happen is you destroy the jail, they're going to build another jail.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So if you destroy the CIA, they're going to build another organization, and the same thing's going to happen. So you could definitely hold... whoever's in charge at the time, accountable for even letting that rogue faction do it, if that's what it was. But the fact that we're still talking about it feels like we're nowhere closer to finding out exactly what happened.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
That's the thing. And then once you've committed your life to something, it's – what do they say with people with cults? Like when the cults get exposed, they get even more devout?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
It's a weird thing that happens, but it's because you're so shameful. You're so embarrassed that you could believe something so stupid so that once it gets exposed, you actually double down.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I think what you're talking about like they're – lack of ability to kind of understand where kind of mainstream America's sentiments are?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Which one? Which one? The senator. There's a congressman that's trans. Is that what you're saying? Of course. This one right here.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
All the way on the right. Right here. Can you pull up the picture on Mr. McBride? So she's a trans woman, right? So this is the thing that actually I think is where everybody loses. If she wants to be, if she wants to identify as like a woman and you want to call her and that's what she wants you to call her, just fucking call her a woman. It's not. Not going to happen.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I don't think the average person thinks that much about trans, especially the average conservative person. What I think the frustration was – and now they shouldn't have that frustration because now they're in power. But I think the frustration was for years they felt like there was a lot of – there was a lack of I think common sense is the rhetoric that you're seeing now from the right.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
That there was a lack of common sense with like Democrat ideology and the things they were pushing through. and trans is just the highest rung of the ladder. So it would start at something like this, and this is what a lot of my friends were hearing. It's like, we don't call people Latinos or Latinas. We call them Latinx.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
And then you would go to your friends, and you'd be like, do y'all want to be called Latinx? And they'd be like, I don't even know what the fuck that is. And then you'd go back to your work and be like, yeah, I spoke to some of my Spanish friends. They don't even know what Latinx is. And then... The reaction is, how dare you? What are you, some bigot? That's racist. Stop being so insensitive.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So immediately you get taken back. You go, OK, well, I mean, I was just asking questions. I spoke to my Spanish friends. They said that they don't even want to be called that. But all right. This kind of feels weird, but I'm not going to push back.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Then you find out that like a drag queen is teaching English at your school or something like that, which I know is blown out of proportion, but still you hear a story about it and you're like, you just go into the school. You're like, Hey, just out of curiosity, why is there like a drag queen like teaching the kindergartners how to read? What is that about? How dare you? What are you some bigot?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
But they're a performer. We have performers coming in all the time. They're like, OK, I'm just asking a question. You keep calling me a big. And the need, the feeling, the emotional feeling for like the parent or the person that situation is, hey, this doesn't really make sense. And everybody's kind of pretending. And then the final rung of that ladder is trans women competing in women's sports.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Right. And I think that nobody, not that many people are actually really caring about trans people or thinking about them every single day. But it's like it's the argument that is infallible. You present it to your friend that is like, you know, staunchly Democratic. You present it to your congressman. You're like, hey, do you think this is unfair?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
You made me feel like a bigot with the Latinx thing. You made me feel weird about the drag queen thing. But this thing, this is one plus one equals two. And if you refute that, it's actually very comforting for the conservative because you go, oh, this whole time I was being gaslit into thinking I was the crazy person when in reality you're not operating on an honest playing field.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
You're caught up in the ideology. So I think that's really what it is. So I don't care if some trans person wants me to call them a woman. I'm going to call you a woman. I'm not going to put my fucking foot down about it.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
No, I'm not. It doesn't affect me at all. Calling me daddy insults my dad.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So this is where I think about, like, and obviously I don't think there's ever going to be, like, a version of us, like, getting some understanding of this. But, like, I think the greater concern is this becoming a social trend and there being, like, young influential kids that start making decisions about their body that are irreversible.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
And as a parent, I obviously have a concern about that, right? Yeah. Because you start taking these hormones, you start lopping shit off your body, you're not going to get that back. This is a really dangerous, potentially, situation.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
But if you ask me if there are 8 billion people on the planet, 8 billion people on the planet, and I see a person born with a foot coming out of their head on Instagram every other fucking day, weird shit happens.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
To me, the weirdest shit, body dysmorphia or whatever it is, or gender dysmorphia, to me, that's not unbelievable if 8 billion people on the planet, God, there are kids born with fucking cancer. There are crazy things that happen in our existence, and that's not even close to one of the craziest. This is a different story.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
We have a disagreement. I think when it comes to leprechaun or ghost or daddy or any of those things, I think that we're on the same page.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I get emails from daddy and I – I guess what I'm saying is like where this – this is like a perfect example of like where the conversation gets lost and both sides kind of can't unify. Like another example is even like Doge. Like I don't think that there's any American that is for waste, bloat, and like overspending.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Like I don't think any American is like I believe in that outside the ones profiting from it. Right? Right. But because the issue has become so antagonistic, now you've got people lighting up fucking Tesla dealerships, and it's like, wait a minute, this is supposed to be a bipartisan-supported issue. We should come together on this and go, hey, let's find the right way to do it.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I mean, maybe doing it with the hatchet or whatever Elon and Doge have been doing isn't the best way, but let's find a way to make sure that our government agencies are refined and lean, if you will. I think all Americans can support that. When we get into the transcript, there's a lot of emotional things that are going on here, which I get. There's a lot of religiosity that informs it also.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I get that. But... The core agreement, like, I think it's more about, like, who is being hurt, right? I don't want to see these girls compete against these people who are born as men. I don't want to see that. Whether some fucking barista wants to put on makeup and say her name is, like, Sally, I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm not in your life. Stay out of mine. That's the way I look about it.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
When it becomes a social trend and I have to worry about these things with my kid and the school is told to affirm whatever gender they say, now you're in my life. How old's your oldest? I have one kid, 13 months old.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where I think it's really important.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I want to see what he's going to say. So I think that, like, one of the big concerns is obviously protecting your children, right? And I think that both sides are actually trying to protect children. I think when parents, and you're rightfully concerned, I'm rightfully concerned, is that I wouldn't have control of the ability to protect my child.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
If the school goes, hey, we don't need to ask your parents for you to take hormones, I start going, wait a minute. Hold on. That's my child. I want to make the decisions that I think are best for them. And you're getting in the way of that. And I agree with you. That knee-jerk reaction that any parent, like I definitely would feel as a parent, is like, whoa, what the fuck is going on here?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Why are you doing stuff with my kid without allowing me? If my kid wants to go to the museum, I got to sign some paperwork so they can go, but not so they can grow tits. It seems... Obviously, there's this real emotional reaction that is, you want to protect your child.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Now, if I'm going to have empathy for the other side, it's somebody who went through that brutal process in their life, and they go, I want to protect a child that might be trans from the horrors that I experienced growing up with people not understanding what this is.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I think a lot of these people are well-intentioned, but they have to understand, and maybe one day they'll have kids and they'll get it, how important it is to us to protect our children. And any time you make me feel even slightly that you could be –
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
putting ideas in my kid's head that I don't like, or even removing my autonomy to protect my child, I'm going to respond with a force that you've never seen before in your entire life. And I'm going to be incredibly blunt about it, and I don't care how it makes you feel. When it comes to protecting my child, it doesn't matter how it makes you feel.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So you're going to get the harshest, most coarse arguments out of me unless you meet me where I am emotionally. Like I think anybody that's trying to, for lack of a better, like push trans agenda has to understand what parents might feel before they're putting any sort of legislation out there. And I don't think I think there's actually a lack of empathy for the parents.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
There's a lot for for the kids. I think they're actually coming from this place of like, I want to protect these kids. They believe that's their version of protection, but not enough for the parents. Yeah.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Or what about the empathy towards someone in your position? Like, what would you want them to understand? What would you want someone operating in good faith? They think what they're trying to do is they're like, you know, I believe in trans. I want to make sure that kids are able to do this if they do feel comfortable. How would you like them to have empathy for you?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
What do they not understand about you as a parent? These are the discussions I think a lot of times we don't have because there's this dunk on culture. So what is it you'd like someone in good faith? They're not a psychopath. They're someone who's really trying to make the best decision.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
We do this with geopolitics. Yeah, no, I get that.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
And that's the problem. Real quick on this. But I think that's I think the really important part is going, hey, you guys don't have kids. So you don't understand. Well, maybe some of them do. But like you don't understand the feelings that I'm having right now. Well, I want to protect my child. Right. And I think that that conversation is very important.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Not whether who's right or who's wrong, but them understanding where you are emotionally. Because we're emotional beings. There's that great Jonathan Haidt book, The Righteous Mind. I don't know if you guys have read it, right? Like we react emotionally and then we retrofit justifications onto our emotions.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So them understanding that, like somebody pushing legislation through that like you don't need to ask a parent permission to start hormones for a kid, right? Tell me that wouldn't terrify every parent. Why are they not having a conversation with parents, at least the parents in the PTA, to be like, how do you guys feel about this?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
And I understand your concern about social contagion when you hear about – All these like people in Hollywood who have kids and the percentage of their kids that are trans seems to be way more. That's very concerning as a parent. So like these conversations, I think, would be the most beneficial. Can I give you the next part? Yeah. Here's the next part.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I think that you said something important there about Tate. We should all hope that he's innocent. Nobody should be hoping that he's a pedophile. Because if you're hoping... Or a human trafficker.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, because if you're hoping that, think about that, right? A lot of people are, though. Yeah, but think about what that means. That means you feel a certain way towards someone, and you would, for that feeling to be validated, you would rather a kid be raped or a woman be abused than women be sex trafficked, right?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So I think that's something where we've got to pause and go, we hope that that's not the case. I hope that no girl was raped on Epstein's Island. I hope that that is probably not the case, but I don't want that to have happened. You know what I'm saying? Of course. This is the world that we should live in, right?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
But they end up being tools for your own satisfaction. My point is, and we don't want children to be tools for our own satisfaction. We don't want girls that are sex trafficked to be tools for our own emotional validation. That's a dangerous place to be in. I mean, I think the Tate thing is very simple. It's like, Has he been proven guilty? No. Okay. Are we, are they still trying him? Sure.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
He's an American citizen. There was this conversation about not letting back here. Like American citizens get to come back to America. They're protected no matter where the fuck they go. And I believe in free speech. You can say whatever you want. That being said, if you shit on America, I'm a patriot. I love America.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So if you shit on America and then when the going gets rough, you come crawling back, you're going to get made fun of. It's very simple. If you shit on America and then it gets tough over there and then you come crawling back, not because Trump got elected because he was elected, but last time he didn't come back.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So just acknowledge that it got tough out there and that the West is the best and that America is the greatest country in history. And then we got nothing to worry about. Then we're good. But because it's the reality. It's like he talked all about the Matrix, but he's literally the guy from the Matrix.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Do you remember the guy who like went, no, the dude who went into, he like, he decided to take the pill and then he saw how shitty it is. He's eating oatmeal. Yeah. They got the steak. The guy that ate the steak. And then he's like, no, I want the other pill.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
That's what he did. He was, he was in the matrix in Romania, eating oatmeal. And he was like, fuck that. I want a steak in America. He came back. Like he, the irony is he actually is the person he's describing in the matrix, but just very differently. You're not Neo.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
You're the guy that gave up on it. Good point. You came back to the matrix. And now he's back. And you got to live with that decision. And that's fine. And we'll accept you because we're Americans. But we're a proud people. Don't go shitting on us. And then when you need us, come back. Because it's basically like the same energy Brittany Griner got they should get.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Well, what's even worse is the same shit.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
These kids. I think Democrats just need to have like a conversation with parents, show that that video and then just have parents honestly tell them how it makes them feel. I think if you have honest interactions with people, you'll see how they react emotionally. And I think that they'll maybe create policy or change their positions based on that.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
They learned it based on this last election, I think. I think a lot of people chalk up this election to things that it maybe really wasn't. I think it's culture shift. You know, you could say whatever it is, I think. But I think it's just culture shift. I think that there is like a rejectionist agenda. I think the same way that, you know, when when Trump lost, people were voting against Trump.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I think with this election, people were going voting against the administration. Not everybody was like this diehard Trump. I love this guy, MAGA forever. I think there are a lot of people like I don't like what's happening. And they they being the Kamala or the Biden administration are saying we're going to continue doing the same thing.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I know, Pat, I've seen you with your children. I understand who you are as a man. And I think that people need to realize how you become very primal when it comes to your children. And the reactions you're going to get when you make me feel like my child is going to be manipulated in some way and he could potentially be harmed are primal reactions. And that's not often, like, the best discourse.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Like, you're getting the most raw version of me. Are you going to do something to my child? You start going, well, I'm going to kill you. Like, that's how you feel. Like, the idea of, like, you have this conversation before you have kids all the time. Like, am I capable of, like, killing somebody? I don't know. You have a kid, and it's like, kill everybody in this room.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
It's the easiest thing in the world, right? Yeah. I think it'd be very important, especially with these type of topics, like regardless of how you feel, you could be the most pro, you could be the most anti. You got to understand how parents feel and how you're making them feel.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
And if you don't, you'll lose every election for the next hundred years if you don't look into how you're making parents feel.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
People don't care about facts.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, yeah, we should do a lot of things, but we don't. I shouldn't eat bread every meal.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Ben Shapiro says facts don't care about your feelings, right? He couldn't be more wrong. Feelings don't care about your facts. What is faith? Is faith a fact? Faith is a feeling. It's a belief.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
To me, that's a feeling. It's not a fact. To me, the most important part of your constitution as a human being is a feeling. It is not a fact. And human beings are feeling-based people. That's why myths move us so much more. There's no movie that's just about data and facts. I don't give a fuck about that shit.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
But you put on some movie that matters to me, and I'm like, wow, this is incredible because it evokes feelings.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Andrew, what do you think? That's rape. That's rape. He was getting assaulted. I love this. Men need to talk more about this. Think about it. He's a gay guy. The idea of a woman touching his nipples is repulsive. You're a straight guy. Imagine a gay guy coming up to you rubbing your nipples. You'd be like, yo, what the fuck is going on here? That's sexual assault. That is sexual assault.
PBD Podcast
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And that woman should be put in jail for years. I think she should be put in jail. We should find out who that vicious woman is that's raping people at CNN. I love this. I think more men need to speak out at the sexual assault that we experience.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, you're really upset. Was that Samantha Fox? Was that Samantha Fox? I don't know. Touch me. Touch me now.
PBD Podcast
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You know what happens to you. Yeah, but the real reason is because you could defend yourself. That's why we take it more serious when a guy does it to a girl than when a girl does it to a guy because you could take that little 80s pop star and you could just throw her over a table. It's not a big deal. So you can stand up for yourself.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, who was the... If it was Boy George, that's a problem. He's a big guy. He could fuck the shit out of you.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
This is absurd. Now, were you molested from the back?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
No, I'm completely joking because we've entered the realm of the absurd. I'm trying to understand. Did you have sex with your Spanish teacher? No. What happened? Nothing. This is the realm of the absurd, man. He said it's in the book. I thought that there was a deep personal story.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
By the way, play this next clip. Here's what I want you to see. Tom's dick is rubbing the bottom of this table right now. Where have we gone here? You've broken every single one of Tom's cordons.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I thought it was cool. I don't know. I thought it was cool that Charlie was like, listen, we have to protect against this. This is a horrible thing that happens and that we will take it up to the highest levels to make sure we protect it. I like that. You don't want that to happen to anybody.
PBD Podcast
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Tom, admit it. That is a cute ass dude right there. No, no. Saying those horrible things you should never do. But that motherfucker is cute. Admit he's cute. He's a cute man. He has his hair done. He's a handsome guy.
PBD Podcast
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I'm sure he's up there in New York somewhere. And with respect and obviously everything consensual, but that is a handsome guy. Like, you would believe somebody wanted to do that, but not, obviously, rape. Don't do that. Consensually, that guy doesn't have a hard time getting dick, I don't think. No, hell no.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
It's not his gender. That's right. I did assume he was gay.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I don't know, maybe just my visceral attraction to him.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah, that's the rule. Everybody's making this thing about like who's really in charge, like Trump or Elon. Like I have no concern about Trump and Elon's relationship. Everybody thinks that like Trump is going to feel insecure about Elon. Like Elon is hitched to Trump for the rest of his life, whether he likes it or not. He can't go back to the left. Right. Because he is the villain now.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
He's also at the highest level of government he will ever be. Elon's been dealing with local governments trying to get shit pushed through. If you want to build something here, you've got to deal with your local mayor. He's been doing that for fucking decades. Now he's at the right-hand side of the most powerful person in the world.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
He cannot be president, unfortunately, like you, because you're not born here. And I would love to change that. But that is as powerful as he will ever be. And he can't go anywhere else. So it's Trump is like, I'm cool with this relationship. He's going to be good. And if he gets too crazy, I can be like, yo, back up, chill the fuck out. And he has nowhere else to go. So he will.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Vance is the one that's interesting to me. And nobody talks about Vance. Why? That guy comes from. Broken home in Ohio. Poverty goes to Yale. Navigates Yale. That's tough. You got all these, like, trust fund nepo babies there. They're politicking together. They're building businesses together. What does he have to offer them outside of pure IQ? Right? Yale.
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Does he go to business school after that? Or is it a law degree or something like that?
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Thiel picks him up, obviously smart, and then he says some really disparaging things about Trump and then manages to convince him that he should be his running mate. This is like... And he has this little kind of Midwestern accent, so obviously coastal elites don't take him seriously. Take that motherfucker serious. If there is one person there, obviously you saw the Zelensky moment.
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He made a moment for himself, but he's even emotionally managing Trump in that moment. He had the moment, but he's giving all the credit to Trump during the moment. You treat him with respect. This is his office, even though he's having his moment. So if I'm... Trump, I'm looking at Vance and I'm going, what does he want to do? And is he going to eventually make a move?
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Not make a move to get me out of here. Obviously, you don't want Trump's endorsement. But how much attention is he going to want to get? Because that guy... You do not treat lightly.
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He could be great. What I'm saying is, do not treat him lightly. Like he is somebody that is a very serious motherfucker. But here's the question.
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Waltz didn't know what the fuck to do. He's like, wait a minute, I'm the good guy. That's right.
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What do I do? I can't even talk.
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Do you think that's the conversation? I think it is.
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I think so, too. I think they picked the right guy. When I say don't take him lightly or make sure you take him seriously, it's not an indictment on his character. What I'm trying to say is he's not some idiot. He might be the smartest man in politics. From where he came from to where he is right now, that's a tough road to go down.
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Vivek has a harder time communicating smart ideas to dumb people. Vivek is a genius. And he is like actually in a lot of ways far more radical than Trump or Elon or J.D. Like they're tame compared to Vivek. Like Vivek is a true and I mean this in like an endearing way. He's like a constitutionalist radical. Like his idea for Doge was different than Elon's.
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His idea was like we're going to use the Constitution to strip the bureaucracy. We're going to go into these organizations that he feels are not representative of people and making decisions that are not representative of what people have voted for, and we're going to use the Constitution as a justification to strip those organizations of that power. To me, that's like a –
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way more American way of going about this system, whether it works or not, who knows, maybe he does it with Ohio. But I think that his trouble is he's, I think he's around really smart people all the time who take, he can take for granted certain like vernacular that he's using that like the average day person like me might not get. So like whenever I have them on the pod, I'm stopping them.
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I'm like, you're making a good point. Break it down. Sixth grader. And that's really important. The best communicators are people who can do it to sixth graders. Trump doesn't talk like an Ivy League grad. He talks like a guy from around the way. And that's why, despite him being a billionaire— Did you say Trump talks like he's poor?
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This is what Democrats don't understand. Why does some guy who got money from his dad relate to the poor people? Because he talks like that. Yeah. He talks like them.
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He knows what he's doing. That's not a book Vivek would write. No, of course not. And Vance was also in the Marine Corps.
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I think that might be true, but I think you're conflating two things. One is just having slogans. I think Democrats don't have good slogans. I think Democrats need build a wall. They just don't have it.
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How about that one? I'm a knucklehead. How about that one? I don't know if that's going to work.
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I mean, you know, Logan came to MSG and I'm there and, you know, he wanted me to lie in front of my people and I just can't do that. Because you believe in the truth. I believe in the truth. I believe in supporting my New Yorkers. Like, this is my identity. This is who I am. I'm a New Yorker. I'm an American. And you're going to ask me to lie in front of all my people at MSG. I can't do it.
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And then he got upset. And, you know, this guy is a WWE superstar. He flipped me over the banister. And then, thank God, AJ Styles came in and saved my ass. But we got something for Logan next time I see him. So you need a real man to save you, Schultz? What's going on? I need a real Australian with long hair to save me, honestly. Thank God he pulled up right there.
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Oh, I mean, it is fundamentally different. I would say WWE is kind of similar to comedy in that it's a conversation with the audience. So even when you're not talking to them, you are communicating with them, and they're reacting to what's happening. This is with the baby face and the heel and everything. There's always going to be some misdirect towards the end of the match.
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And it's a real conversation with the audience and the people that go there. I would say it's almost like like soccer in Europe where they have the chance and like the people that are at the game are intimately involved in the game. Like, WWE is, for the people that know it, there's just amazing American art.
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For the people that don't know it, they think it's just some, like, backyard bumpkin shit. And it's the most misunderstood art form in America, I think, or in the world. Like, you have to go and experience it. It's unbelievable. Did you ever watch his documentary?
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The guy who made that, he made another one as well. God damn it. I'm forgetting his name. I want to give him credit. You're saying the Vince McMahon documentary? Yeah, yeah. You haven't seen it? Chris Smith.
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He did another. He did a few. He did another one as well. There's another documentary that he did, but he is brilliant. How much practice did you have to do?
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no fake fight nothing i didn't even know it was gonna happen you didn't have to do any practice to fake fight i didn't know it was gonna happen i'm sitting there with my wife and my friends watching this match and then all of a sudden logan tries to make a moment man it was great you had no idea thank god for aj styles man if aj styles gonna come in and have exact moment wow i would have got my neck broken in front of 20 000 people massive square garden was the other guy the the guy uh something speed that tiger king tiger
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Sorry, he also did Tiger King.
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It's like, you know, obviously wrestling is scripted. People know that, right? But the damage these guys are taking is unbelievable. Like when you're falling from something 10 feet and then you're hitting the floor, It's still 10 feet. It doesn't stop being 10 feet just because you know you're going to fall from it.
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So that was the most unbelievable thing watching it live, like the damage that they're taking.
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Kelly, can I get a hot tea? This is delicious. Thank you, Kelly.
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No, no. A lot of times success has to do with social utility. And there was a time where being a conservative was considered very radioactive by many people in this country and largely the mainstream media. So they needed intelligent conservatives to equip them with arguments so they could defend their positions. And Ben Shapiro is like obviously a very smart guy.
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He's annoying, but he's definitely smart. Like and he's a he's a lawyer. So he can develop these like ironclad arguments. And he went around the country and he went, you know, talking to the college kids and dunking on them and posting it. And.
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He made a huge name for himself for creating these ironclad arguments to basically help people that didn't know how to develop them themselves but felt very strongly about their conservative values. Now it's not radioactive to be conservative. Matter of fact, the majority of the country is conservative. They no longer need protection conservatives, right?
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Conservatives no longer need to have like ironclad arguments to prove that they're not bad people, that they're not toxic, they're not radioactive. So the social utility has gone down and –
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I think that's part of it, but I think it's more just like me, the consumer, right? I think a lot of their conservative, they're going after Christian conservatives, right? I think now they're like, the Christian conservative is like, all right, well, yeah, it's not bad to be conservative anymore. As a matter of fact, it's cool to be conservative.
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All the most dominant forces in media right now are conservative. So I don't need to defend myself anymore, so I don't need to pay this guy.
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Also, people are going back to traditional news, you're saying.
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I mean, also, you need stars on a network, right? Stars are going to obviously drive attention. But another thing is, I think Daily Wire was positioning themselves not only in terms of news, but they were doing scripted content. The idea was, we're going to do more conservative-leaning content, TV shows, films. And it's just like... Well, yeah, now that's everywhere.
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How many different lawmans are there? How many different 1923 Yellowstone? Like every show on TV that's successful right now is conservative leaning. So it became they were able to succeed. You could call it like when there was an enemy, they could market against it. They're like, hey, sign up over here because you don't get this content anywhere else. Well, now it is the prevailing content.
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So why do I need to subscribe to you and get... one movie a year and then get the same talking points that I'm going to hear all these other places for free. When I could just watch all the scripted TV shows I want on every different network that's out right now. And I can consume a lot of the same like talking points or not.
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I don't want to say the same talking points, but like a similar, uh, get the similar emotional validation for my feelings as a conservative from watching various other podcasts that are on the internet. Like it doesn't, doesn't make any sense to subscribe. Like what's the utility in it just to listen to Ben. Yeah. Like Matt Walsh to me is the only person that's getting any cultural attention.
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Man, he left? No, I'm saying he's the only one left. He's the only guy that you can actually tolerate and listen to. He's the only one that I see getting cultural relevance and attention at that network anymore. And I also think that like Israel-Palestine thing, obviously. That was the biggest. Huge. That was huge.
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I remember watching a lot of his content. You'd see him on stage at some school, and he would be debating Black Lives Matter or something like that. And he would have the most ironclad arguments, and there was a lot of social utility. Now everybody's got it. There was a white space in the market, and now that market's full. So what else are you offering the people?
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Charlie's eating his lunch. Charlie's eating Ben's lunch.
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He's also a Christian. I think that's important to acknowledge. That's true.
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Not exactly the CD-Omicum, but I think that if you're somebody who is a devout believer in Christ, naturally seeing somebody else whose opinions, beliefs, and drive for life is motivated by the same thing as you are, it's going to be way more relatable. You just said the right word. Relatable.
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Like, what could Daily Wire be? It seems like a lot of these places, they can really only be like incubation chambers for talent because the talent knows what views they're getting. They know how successful they are versus everybody else there. And they know how to create their shows successfully. So they're like, all right, all these people like me and my show and my content.
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So, like, once my contract's up, I'll leave. I mean, you see this happen with Barstool a lot, right? And Portnoy says it plain and simple. He's like, listen, we're here. We have, like, the – was it the music model? We're, like, we're going to sign a bunch of different artists. We're going to see which one cracks. But eventually they're going to grow out of Barstool.
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And you see it happen all the time. So, like – That's not their model, though. Well – that that's what they think. And then Brett leaves and then Candace leaves and then all these other people leave and they have huge success after leaving. So now Matt's got to be looking at that going, hold on, I'm getting paid this here.
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But if I do it myself and I can produce all these documentaries by myself, I can make all this shit by myself. I can make this amount of money. I just don't understand what their leverage is. It's not like back in the day when HBO owned a channel on TV and the only way you could get on that channel was through HBO. They're putting their content out on YouTube. They don't own YouTube.
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How much is Matt getting of that? And what if Matt could do that by himself?
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Sorry to keep going, but also if you're a content creator, you have to look at going over to that place that might be viewed as radioactive and how people are going to view you after that. I think... I think Peterson's been going down since being there, his public perception, 100%. Why do you say that? I don't know. I just see it. It seems skewed.
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I think before, when he was coming up, there was this bipartisan support for Peterson, the message that he had. And now I think that...
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it's become quite partisan like the way now he also got so big and when naturally you get successful people are going to criticize you but i don't think that it's at the same level that it was before and i don't know if that's indictment on daily wire but when you are next to something that is radioactive you're going to get some of that i don't disagree i don't disagree and again we're going to see what's going to happen next with these guys and what they do but uh
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I gotta know the whole context of this. That could just be sarcasm. That could just be busting balls.
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Like, that's insane. Also, she's had how many kids? Seven of them. Say whatever you want. You squeeze out seven kids. Say whatever the fuck you want. How many do you have now? Four. Four. Three more. Your wife can't be like, yo, when I'm talking, you're not talking.
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jesus christ tim tom is going tom sorry so um yeah i don't know i mean like again i don't know if they're being sarcastic and they're playing into something it's just this small little you know what is it we're talking at 10 seconds i'm just aware of like how often i'm taken out of context so i have empathy for when people are potentially you're becoming very empathetic it's a very beautiful thing you have a kid you start to do that shit
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Zero almost. Really? Yeah, it's so weird. Like, I've been trying to care. Yeah. Tell me why. Tell me why it's zero. I don't know. It's like, I think it's more that, you know, everything in media has become a Rorschach test. Where it's just like, what you already feel is what you're going to see. So... I don't know if any like hearts or minds are changed by this information.
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I feel like once an American company gets big enough, they just become an arm of the State Department. Not an arm, but the decisions that they make at the highest level will be to the benefit of what the State Department believes is for America. Let's hope. Sometimes these companies make a lot of money, and it doesn't really help American citizens, and we have a lot of resentment for that.
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But Google works for America, right? Facebook works for America, right? And I wonder if BlackRock works for America and that's Trump essentially going, you know, go buy that. We're going to tell you what to do with it. Right. And we're going to administer whatever, you know, geopolitical leverage that we need to administer through you. But we'll let you reap the benefits from it.
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The annoying thing about that is that I don't know if the American people are going to get the advantages of the American military, which is backing BlackRock owning this place. owning this very prestigious piece of geopolitical leverage. If it's a profitable endeavor, I want that to trickle back to the American people, not Larry Fink. So and it's not like we can't just go buy it.
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Why don't we just go buy it? I wonder if when we buy it, then it's an international flare up. So we almost have to do it through like Shell Corporation, which is BlackRock. If we do it, China goes, this is war. If BlackRock does it, we just go, hey, that's BlackRock. It is the biggest fund manager in the world. We got nothing to do with that.
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But then Trump calls Larry and goes, Larry, this is what I need you to do. And then he better do it.
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But it's a shame. I want the American people to win. Tom, what do you think?
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There's no conclusive information. Like you were saying, if you want to blame the Jews, there's enough to blame the Jews. If you want to blame the CIA, there's enough to blame the CIA. If you want to blame the president of Mexico, I thought he was in there for some reason as well. And it's just like there's nothing conclusive enough to get everybody to agree on one thing.
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So everybody continues to go down their little rabbit holes and then we don't get anywhere. And then the discourse just continues online and everybody just kind of complains. So it's like, what is the solution? What do we really want out of it?
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Oh, yeah, that's my buddy. That's what I do. I hang out with a guy like him. No. This is going to make his day. I can't believe we're even mentioning him on a show like this.
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That's a lot of money. Wait, we're live now, so anybody?
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He's got it. I'm 100% sure. Why am I getting a lot of sarcasm out of you?
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He's a smart guy. He talks about dating relationships. Of course. 100%. 100%. It is him. What do you think, Pat? Do you think he's got all the answers? Can you do one thing? Or do you think this is just the latest internet grift?
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Is there anything there? He's going to have so much fun with it. You're giving oxygen to these poor guys. You just got to let them go die off. It's close. It's almost done. No weapon formed against me shall prosper, bro.
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Is that the Bible? They all just destroy themselves.
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I don't even think about it. We can move on.
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He has a little obsession with me.
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It's a cloud obsession. What do you mean? I guess now you get to a point, you guys have probably experienced this, you get to a point where your name has currency online. So you add your name to something and then- Oh, trust me. Spin whatever narrative. I got it. Exactly. So now you're getting him a couple bucks. He'll get a couple bucks out of this. But you're welcome. So he paid $200.
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Maybe he gets $250 back. It's the name of the game.
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Let me ask you a question. Do you think if it was Israel or if it was the CIA or if it was one of them, do you think that they would actually release the 80,000 pages that would prove it was one of them? You just released the one page. Like, the fact that it's 80,000 pages makes me go, okay, nothing's in here. Because we don't want to read all 80,000. They just want to know who did it.
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So there's one page of who did it, and it's not in the 80,000. Yeah. It doesn't take a genius to put that together.
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Like, if there was proof that it was one, if it was the CIA, if it was Israel, whoever the fuck it was, it was Russia. Yeah. You just released the page that says that's who it was. But it's not in there.
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But I think it's, like, I think right now, like, young people are so detached from, like, what JFK even was or did. He's in the airport. Sure. That's who JFK is. Like, that's his legacy now to young people. We are a little bit different. Like, our parents remember exactly where they were the moment that happened. It was so impactful. But, like...
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I think you're making the point that I'm making. You're not going to find it.
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So that goes back to what we were saying in the beginning. If you know somebody's going to do something and you're allowing them to do it, but who's really responsible? Are they responsible for doing it?
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That's a great question. How about this? Who convinced them that it was in their best interest to even do it? Okay.
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I mean, if you really want to know how, like... Listen, let's be conspiracy theorists for a second. Let's just, like, play. Okay, this is kind of a fun play. Vinny's out there every day. What is it like... What is it before... When does Navalny get killed? Navalny in Russia?
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It was, like, a week before we sent, like, $200 billion over to Ukraine? To Ukraine, yes. Okay, so, like, let's say we need some support for sending money to Ukraine, and we need to... You know, we can't just send 200 billion. We got to make this Putin guy look like an absolute fucking psychopath, even though we already know he's a psychopath.
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But we got to make him look even more like a psychopath. So let's kill his one opposition, the one vocal opposition that's in a jail in Siberia. He's not going to do anything anyway. Why would you even need to kill that person? OK, well, if he ends up dead, maybe we got a little bit more support to send 200 billion dollars worth of weapons. Let's just say this is all hypothetical bullshit.
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There's no proof to any of this stuff. I'm just saying now if we kill him, maybe that's war. So maybe we need somebody else that's got really good intelligence to go out there and get something done. They might even have somebody that's working in the prison. Shit, they had someone that was working at the head of the Syrian Defense Force.
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Why wouldn't they have somebody working in a prison or a friend that was working? Maybe that's Mossad. So then you tap Mossad. Hey, can you go do that thing for us? Thank you. Appreciate it. I'm just saying, is that how it works? We don't know. Nobody knows the directionality. But to me, we're the one who knocks. We're not the one that gets told what to do. We're the one who does the telling.
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That's what we've been doing for the last fucking hundred years. So, like, why are we pretending like we got our dicks tucked between our legs? Why do Americans want to even believe that? Like, come on, let's be a little bit more realistic here.
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A 19-year-old kid might have no clue who JFK is, like honestly. So I think you would argue that RFK is more popular than JFK to young people. Today?
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Who knows how many times we've asked MI6 to go handle some business for us. Oh, for sure. The French, whatever the fuck. It's like when you say, when we say allies, like, yeah, we're going to go bang out in a world war. But I think allies now means like the sharing of important information and the execution of violent information.
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acts yes and sometimes those violent acts can't reflect back on you like what is i mean the houthis are essentially i don't know enough to even talk about this but that's iran backed right so yeah we're saying the houthis are doing it but it's really iran doing it Right? So, yeah, okay, let's hold the Houthis responsible. They're the ones sending the missiles.
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But if the missiles are from Iran, the money's from Iran, is it Iran that's doing it?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Yeah. No, no. For sure. Sometimes everybody needs a little bit of a proxy. And sometimes people have a little bit more intelligence in a region. So then you go tap them to go do the thing. And then conspiracy theorists run fucking wild on it.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
This one's ugly, man. Really? What is this one? This is getting so stupid. I don't even know if you want to give this attention, bro. You don't want that on your heart.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
This is no indictment on what he achieved or what he was responsible for. It's just more like the relation to people, right? So for me, I think the importance of this – story is America's at an all-time low in confidence in our institutions. And I think the way you build confidence back is tell us the truth. And we don't believe a lot of things that we're being told by whatever institution it is.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I thought you were talking about another one that was up there for a second, which I just think it's like, don't even give attention.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So essentially, Kim owns the rights to, I guess, the copyright to the name of their kid. So I don't know how that works in their business.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
I'm not trying to make my kid famous.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
No, there was just another thing that he tweeted that we pulled up for a second. What was that, Rob? What was the first one?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
It could be medicine, pharmaceuticals. It could be health. It could be military industrial complex, whatever it is, government. So I think we're just kind of craving some truth. We're craving some honesty. And once we get some honesty, we can rebuild that faith. We want to trust institutions. You want to trust the people in power. But right now we don't.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Taking that. Definitely. That's going to stay here. I appreciate that.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
So I think this drops and we're like, finally, we're going to know exactly what happened. They trust us. We trust them. And we can move forward. And it just kind of feels like it always does.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Well, that was from the Russian embassy. So I think this is where a lot of these things trick. One, the CIA, I imagine, is this like massive – Excuse me, company that like there are little CIAs within the CIA. So he was saying there's like that guy who got killed seven months later. It was like there's a little faction within the CIA that was responsible for the death of JFK.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Like to me, that's believable. But is that an indictment on the entire CIA? Does the entire CIA come together and decide that this is what's going to happen? Is there a rogue faction within the CIA? So I think it's very easy for us and it kind of like appeases us when we just go, oh, CIA, bad, FBI, bad, Israel, bad.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Like we just take these like blanket statements when in reality we don't even exactly know what the relationship is. Like, I hear all these people, like, online, and please believe they are not geopolitical experts at all. They usually yell at OnlyFans girls. And now they're telling me, like, exactly what happens in the world geopolitically.
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
Like, they've become... Like, if you're a guy who used to throw parties and play poker, now you know really what the truth is in the world. So... He's like, oh yeah, Israel's controlling us and making us do all this stuff. It's like, how do we know they're not our errand boys? How do we know when we want someone killed and we don't want our fingerprints on it?
PBD Podcast
JFK Files Release w/ Andrew Schulz | PBD Podcast | Ep. 563
We go, yo, BB, do that thing that you were told to do. Like, why are we so quick to believe that we're the ones that are on our knees? I mean, to me, it makes way more sense that America would tell another country far less powerful to go do what needs to be done for our interests. Now, what are those interests? That's where things get a little tricky.
PBD Podcast
"Stop Eating This CRAP!" – Paul Saladino DEMOLISHES Modern Diets, Processed Foods & Big Food Lies | PBD Podcast | Ep. 539
Sorry, the ear thing, is it like your hearing is bad or just the ears? Because I know ears continue to grow. Is that all it is?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
All these guys now with the Epstein case, they all have to come out, these guys. It was just a guy in Europe that had to do it, a guy in the UK. And he goes, because he was managing all the Epsteins money. It was for Barclays, I believe. Get this right, because I don't want to piss you off. I want to get killed by the right people.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
But they were going, you had this business relationship with, yeah, right. So this is a guy here, just Staley, and he was basically, they said to him, they go, hey man, why are you still working with Jeffrey Epstein long after you knew he had all these problems? And the guy's going like, the real answer is, the money's green. But he can't say that, he has to go... Yeah. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Everybody's just got to run around now and say, hey, we're sorry we took the money. But everybody takes the money.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
We want justice, closure or something. So I think that we're trying to isolate these people and go, all right, we'll get you.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Gotcha, okay. But I just don't want to know. Because that was my question. Is there something where they go, don't, hey.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
I think prepared. Like he was acutely aware. Yeah, I think J.D. Vance... ist ein Typ, der sich auf den höchsten Niveaus politischer Leben für eine sehr lange Zeit gewünscht hat. Wie Kamala Harris. Sie sind nicht so anders. Ich denke, Donald Trump ist ein Typ, der sich auf die Fähigkeit schlägt. Interessant sind diese rauen politischen Instinkte.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Very high, knows what he's doing, has the tech people, has the Catholics. Disarming. Disarming. He's got a little bit of that Clinton disarming with the accent. I think he understands a lot of what is motivating and incentivizing people right now in the political sphere.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Now, what they do in the next four years and how it plays out is going to, I think, determine his future, because he will, I think, to an extent, own whatever happens. So here's the thing.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
They're like, do not speak about him. I'm like, that's interesting. But that makes sense.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
No, no, it's all very, I think it's very... There's largely an understanding of the messaging. And the messaging on that campaign was, from his perspective, pretty tight. Trump was all over the place, because Trump can be all over the place. J.D. Vance was out there going, the elites have destroyed the country. Yeah, class war. Yeah. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Part of me speaking to Steve Bannon, it was very interesting when the Democratic Party became largely a party of college-educated coastal people.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
There was a pretentiousness. They would talk down to people. And it didn't mean that there aren't elites all over the place. Musk is an elite. All these guys are elites. But there was a certain... But they're embarrassed about it.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Well, there's that, but there's also, there's a clownishness that almost saves Musk from being... He looks retarded half the time. So it's almost like he's... It's not that he's talking down you, he's crazy. And I think that like... I haven't said a good word about him recently, but there is something about that coastal elitism when you talk down to people and people just recoil at that.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Like if you're from Long Island, that's a little different. We were a little bit more. But that's what I'm saying.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
I think, you know, it's a lack of... It was a little bit of a lack of investment in those regions and kind of letting those, you know, shipping their jobs overseas and then letting them kind of fester and not caring about them and then going, why are they all pissed? But I also think, like, the... Like, letting...
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
And you have to find a way to include those people in it. Yes. You have to have a country that works for as many people as possible. And you have to have a culture that does. That's the other thing. You can't dictate to people deeply personal things. And I think that's become apparent. What do you mean by that?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Meaning you can't tell people that their children are the property of the state or the education system. And, you know, for example, if a seven-year-old feels weird about their gender, you know, having a public school teacher tell them how things work is never going to make people happy. People really want to parent their children. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
I want to do, I want to just do, because I'm not going to be able to sell the tickets you sell, but I want to do Pakistan. Like, put me in real, kind of small, but radical. I don't want any Western. I want radical places where I can go. Where it's like real deal nightmare city.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und ich denke, dass Overreach diesen kulturellen Raum geschaffen hat, wo du fühlst, als würdest du die Kontrolle über deine Familienwerte verlieren, was auch immer sie sind. Nur die Autonomie deiner Familie. Die Autonomie deiner Familie, ja. ... öffentliche Institutionen, mit denen du nicht zufrieden sein kannst. Und dann wirst du diese öffentlichen Institutionen natürlich enttäuschen.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und du wirst sie natürlich enttäuschen. Also vieles ist Überreichtum. Es ist nie genug. Keiner bekommt Macht und sagt, ich bin gut. Es ist immer mehr. Und es passiert auf der rechten Seite, es passiert auf der linken Seite. Es ist nur, dass die Leute mehr von dem wollen, was sie haben.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Es ist nur die menschliche Natur, um zu versuchen zu sagen, oh, es ist diese Weise für mich, es wird diese Weise für dich sein. Und ich denke, ich habe mich nie daran interessiert. Unser Job... is a weird job, because we're outside a little bit. We just get to make fun of who's in power. That's right. It's very fun.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
We also just kind of like, we don't depend on the structures other people depend on.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, we're not in a corporate job. I don't know what a human resources meeting is. I don't know what a educate college, you know, board is. You know, we're just kind of accountable to the people that listen and come to see the shows.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
So, but people that are in those environments felt this stuff more than I did. Like a lot of the stuff that was coming in over the last four years, they kept having meeting after meeting after meeting. And then they go to a meeting and you would show up to your job and they'd put you in a meeting and go, all right, so tell the whole team the last time you were racist.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und du würdest da sitzen und dein schwarzer Freund würde dich anschauen und lachen, weil die schwarzen Leute sagten, dass das nicht für uns ist. Das ist verrückt. Ich erinnere mich, dass DiStefano an seinem Show war. Ich vergesse, war es Backyard Bar Wars oder so etwas? Ja.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und dann am Anfang des Backyard Bar Wars Shows, wo sie Tiki-Bars in den Backyards des Menschen bauten, sagte einer der Produzenten, lass uns einen Moment für asiatische Hass silenzen.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's a weird thing. When you land in Australia, we like to give, you know, we like to acknowledge the past, present and future guardians of the land, the elders, the tribal, and you're like... Isn't acknowledging it the least you can do? It's the least you can do. It's just for you. They're not happy with the acknowledgement. It's the least you can do.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
But we're also living in a time now where it's almost like if that's what you want to do, all right. Don't leave me alone. Leave my money alone. That's fine. That's okay. Is that your only idea? Okay. We'll do that. We're gonna do that because the next idea is gonna be, by the way, where's all your money? And it's not gonna go to help anyone. It never does.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
It goes to fund some bullshit thing that pays a bunch of six-figure salaries to people to study problems and never solve them. But Yeah, it's like, there is just a certain amount of like, it's like you would say grace, and I'm not denigrating grace or religion or whatever, but that's kind of what it feels like. It's like, you say grace, then you eat. It's like, oh, we landed in Melbourne?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Okay, great. We're gonna just say this. Hopefully it's good. Hopefully it's good.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
I think a lot of that will probably fade. Only because it's like culture moves quickly. And I think that people are just going to get bored. Und von Pretendieren.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und ich denke, dass wir uns hoffentlich in einem nuanceden Ort finden, wo die Leute wissen, dass die Welt komplex ist. Die Menschen sind komplex. Und wir gehen zurück. Mein Traum ist, zurück in die 90er Jahre. Mein Traum ist, zurück in die Zeit, in der man ein Individuum ist. Man sitzt auf einem klumpigen, großen Kühlschrank. You drink a cappuccino out of a big fishbowl. You listen to music.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Well, you know, it's amazing. Get some of her up because that's to me is what the Costco family should have been. Like that woman. Du kennst den Costco, die Cookie-Leute, Double-Chunk-Chocolate-Cookies.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
You tell your friend about it. They don't like it as much as you do. That pisses you off a little, but you don't let them know that.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Not only are we too invested in politics, we're too invested in the collective. My business is your business and you gotta do what I say. To me, that's uninteresting. What's interesting is figuring out how much you can... develop yourself as a human being. And I think that gets really lost when you're constantly in these collectives with people. That's what I like about L.A. L.A.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
still, comedically, you go in, you do your spot, and you kind of just go, thanks, everybody. There's no hang. And you miss that sometimes in New York. I go, there's more of a hang in New York. But sometimes it's really good to not have 20 people in your ear. Sometimes it's good to be like, let me just use my own fucking brain. And figure out what I think.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
And figure out what I think, independent, without the social pressure of being... And social media has made that harder.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ja, das ist interessant. Es gibt eine Colin Quinn Schule. Ja. Es gibt eine Attell Schule. Patrice Schule. Patrice Schule. Es gibt all diese verschiedenen Dinge. Es ist unmöglich, nicht beeinflusst zu werden von Leuten. Ich denke nur, dass es gerade so ist. Es gibt etwas Gutes, wenn man einfach geht ...
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ja, ja, ja. AJ und Big Justice und die ganze Gang. Ja. Für mich war meine Costco-Familie diese Frau, die einen Jungen in Pakistan getroffen hat. Und sie waren alle nett zu ihr. Sie kaufen einen McDonald's. Die pakistanischen Leute haben das... Sie dachten, es wäre großartig. Sie haben sie willkommen. Ja. Und sie ging over to meet a man. Ja. Und dann wollte sie 50.000. Ja.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Like being a product of not a political reality, but of a culture and an environment going like, oh, I'm from Louisiana. We eat this. This is what we believe. We like getting drunk. This is what we value. Not like, oh, I'm a fucking, like, communist, socialist, fascist, Marxist, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian. Okay, yeah, but... Tell me more about your life. Where did you come from?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
That's kind of what I'm feeling right now. Gay guy, Nazi, Jew lover. I like a little Jew money. Gotta watch them. Where are they going?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
You don't know where Dove is right now. I love the Jews, but I feel it's like a dog in a park. It's like, are they getting into something? So... That's the thing. Dove is rented out the other half of the studio right now. To someone else.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
I'm pretty wild in that shit, but I think we're all products of I want to do well. Is that conforming? No, maybe not.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. But I've always thought interesting people to me are interesting and that's what makes life worth it, not groups of people or even the political realities of like this way or that way. To me it's like, I like to meet a person who's fucking weird and like one idea doesn't correspond to the other and you go, how'd you get there from there? But are you getting that in LA?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
New York is more unique. But I'll give LA this. As it craters to Earth like an asteroid, it will develop more of that. Ja. Ja. Und die Leute hier sind nicht... Es gibt überall schlechte Gefühle. Du gehst in einen Kaffeeshop, all diese Leute, sie fühlen sich schlecht. Sie wissen, dass sie ein Skript schreiben, das niemand noch lesen wird.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Sie wissen, dass sie in einer Beziehung mit jemandem sind, der sie nicht liebt. Sie wissen, dass es nicht mehr helfen kann, wenn man fake ist. Sie wissen, dass es nicht mehr zählt, die verdammten politischen Sachen, die du auf Social Media postest, weil niemand mehr interessiert. Sie wissen, dass es nicht mehr zählt. Sie gehen einfach durch die Motionen. Sie gehen zu Pilates, sie gehen raus. Ja.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
The homeless are barely into it now. You know, the homeless with the knife, it's like barely chasing. Everybody is, I think, going through the motions here. And it's interesting. It's not good. It's bad.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
That's when the cults start. And that's why I'm still here. I will put 50 people in a backyard. Don't think I will not put 50 people in a backyard. We are right on the edge of a thriving cult environment here. The conditions are ripe. The conditions are ripe. If you are a 20-year-old actor, let me help you. Wenn du ein Mann bist, wir werden nicht die Frauen im Kult machen, es distraut es.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Es ist also ein männliches Kult von Leuten in ihren frühen Zwanzigern, die ihre Leben für Fitness und Aktivität dediziert haben. Und wenn es nicht funktioniert, gibt es andere Orte, wo wir vibrationell mit Energie gehen können. Ja. In a thought circle. There'll be rampant meditation. Some will go into Islam. Bitches will have burkas walking around WeHo.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
That's a crazy critic. We're building airports. And she just met a dude online. Yeah, that she catfished. He was down until she pulled up. Yeah, he thought she was different. He thought she was a different thing. Yeah, this woman, I mean, she looks so cool. I love the way she looks. She just has like a, get a video of her up because she's making demands of the Pakistani government.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
They are going to find... This is going to be... It's like Scientology had the whole monopoly on culture for a long time. But now it's like in Chicago. They bulldozed this big project, Cabrini-Green, and what happened was you had lots of... Ja. Ja. So then you need a charismatic cult leader to put everybody in the backyard. Go to the desert. Get in the van. Get on the bus.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Andrew Schultz ist mit uns. Dein neues Spezial ist jetzt auf Netflix. Ja, Sir. Titel? Leben. Du hast eine große Arena-Tour über die Welt gemacht. Ein paar mittelösterreichische Länder. Ein paar. Du bist da lieb. You fill... I'm the only Schultz allowed in the Middle East. You do stadiums in the wildest... You'll be in a soccer stadium in Bahrain. You're like Qatar.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
A dump. It's kind of a... It's where people go to take a bunch of shrooms and go, why isn't it working? I'll tell you why it's working. You suck! You're bad! They go to commune with these entities and these entities get so bored.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Zuerst einmal, Ayahuasca wurde nicht inventiert, damit man einen Range Rover bekommen kann. Das war nicht der Grund, warum die Inkas diese Zeremonien machen. Es war nicht so, dass man strategisieren konnte, wie man einen Walk-on-Roll auf Hacks Season 4 bekommen kann. Es war so, dass man mit Älteren kommunizieren konnte, die die physische Realität, in der du warst, verlassen konnten.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
It's not a nice getaway. It's called Iraq. Bagram Air Force Base. They go out there and they take a bunch of psychedelics and then they communicate with some entity and the entity goes... Die Entität ist so müde an diesem Punkt, weil die Entität ist im Raum und die Entität ist so, hallo. Und dann bist du so, ETA ist ein bisschen, sie sind ein bisschen mich in den Hals gesetzt.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und die Entität sagt, du bringst nichts an die Table. Es gibt nichts für dich. Es ist eine Stadt, die die Unglaublichsten der Unglaublichsten macht. Du musst in die Wälder gehen und ein paar Drogen nehmen. Das ist okay. Ja. Das ist okay. Es ist nichts falsch damit. Nein. Es ist nichts falsch damit. Das ist, warum ich von Airbnb gebannt wurde. Ich kann nie ein Airbnb in meinem Leben verkaufen.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich kann kein Gebäude auf Airbnb verkaufen, weil von den zwei Lesben in Joshua Tree. Noch bis heute.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich habe Rogan gefragt, der CEO. Er hat gesagt, nein, wir werden es nicht wieder aufbauen.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Where she's like, I saw her sitting over there. Yeah, there you go. American woman who arrived in Karachi.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
But I also say a lot of negative things about Airbnb and will continue to. Alright, well I might not change that for you. What is this? What is that? Is it Joshua Tree? Is it people tripping out?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Recently? I'm really interested in the... What I'm really interested in now actually is like the people that are obsessed with living forever.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
And like superfoods and like the way they're all trying to hack immortality. Obviously there's that... Brian Johnson oder was auch immer sein Name ist, der seinen Sohn ins Blut nimmt. Aber es gibt auch viele andere Cottage-Industrien, die gerade aufstehen, um mehr zu erhöhen. Leute, die sagen, ich will das für immer machen. Das ist interessant für mich.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Das ist der ultimative Hubris für mich, dass man sich gegen die Todesstärke schießt. Das ist lustig für mich. Ich mag das. Ich mag es, wenn Menschen dumm werden. Und es ist ein bisschen dumm für mich, zu sagen, ich werde mich gegen die Todesstärke schießen. Das ist eine lustige. Ich mag das. Ich kenne einen Mann, der ein Produzent war. Und jetzt ist er in der Santa Barbara-Area.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
You can only tolerate that for so long before, you know. Yeah, here she is. An amazing woman.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und er macht Superfood-Stuff, um zu versuchen, Bio-Hack-Immortale zu hacken. Und zu leben bis 130. Also es ist interessant. Das ist lustig für mich. Ja, ich habe mit dem Brian-Guy gesessen. Was hast du über ihn gedacht?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
And I'm going to... Well, there's also... It's a way to give yourself a purpose. Yeah. And a discipline. That's what I think a lot of people in life lack.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
We tell people you gotta get rich, you gotta do this, you gotta do that, whatever. But we should be telling people that they should develop genuine interests. And those interests may or may not correspond to financial gain. And those are two different things. But you should be a person who has interests and cares about things and has hobbies and has a full life. You don't have to be rich.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
It's nice to have more money than less. But I think what happens is Es fühlt sich fast seltsam an, wenn dieser Typ sagt, ich will immer leben, aber was ist mit der Qualität der Leben? Was genau, für was? Das ist eine Frage.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
It seems odd to just want to live forever without a purpose. I understand people that go, I want to live forever because I'm finally going to do this thing. There should be something that you can accomplish where then you go, and now I'm ready to die. If there isn't, life has absolutely no meaning. If there's not one mountain to climb, you know what I mean? There's got to be something you can say.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Where you go, I did it. I did it. I'm cool even now. I'm good. At the end of the day, there's got to be something there.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Those people, I think, can be the happiest people in the world ever. If they not only accept that, but then they have to develop, because not everyone has a dream or a purpose, and that's cool, but everybody has things they like.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
There are people I know who just for whatever reason have a few things they like.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
And their lives are arranged around how often they can do those things. And some of those things are narcotics. Und du kannst mir nicht sagen, dass sie nicht die glücklichsten Leute sind. Ich liebe es. Ich liebe es. Es ist okay, aber vielleicht bist du die Ausgabe.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Und ich denke, du bist wahrscheinlich die Ausgabe. Die meisten Leute, die reisen, fühlen, dass es eine Veränderung ist, eine genügend Persönlichkeit zu haben, eine genügend Perspektive, genügend Text. Sie spenden nie genug Zeit in einem Ort, um etwas Wertvolles zu lernen. Es ist die Ästhetik von gehen, ein paar Fotos zu nehmen, sie auf Social Media zu werfen.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
It's the most American thing to show up to another country and then ask for money to fix their country. There's nothing more American than showing up going like, I'd like to fix your country.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
My grandmother lived in the same town for 50 years, went to one or two different countries. There were 200 people at her funeral. I guarantee she had a fuller life and knew more about the world from watching that town change over 50 years than somebody who takes photos... Wir kennen Comics und die werden sagen, als ich in Kuala Lumpur war. Und ich sage, du bist unabhängig.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ein bisschen von dem, ja. Hör auf, du performst für die Leute, du machst etwas in der Stadt.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
They've just, they've like... Aber das ist das, was sie tun. Und ich denke, das ist eigentlich gut.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
This is the most... We're just like, you need our... Shit. You just need what we got. And we just need a hundred grand. We need a little money to give you what you want.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
In what? I don't know. It feels like an honor-bound culture. This is honor. I feel like people say that, but like honor for what? I don't know. You're saying there's no love. Your love. Was hast du gesagt? Null Liebe. Aber ist es vielleicht, was wir als Liebe erkennen, wie die amerikanische Kissy-Huggy-Liebe, haben sie Ehre anstatt Liebe?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Coming on board, bro. Yeah, they want the Americans. It is interesting. Where would you say your favorite place that you've gone is? You've now just destroyed Japan.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Die Leute lieben es, aber... Sie lieben es, weil sie nicht... Ich stimme nicht zu, ich habe es einfach nie gemacht.
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Ich mag es, dass die Bäume in allen Saisonen tot sind. Ja, das ist das Wunderschöne daran. Warum willst du das Leben sehen? Manchmal haben Bäume Bäume und dann gehen sie weg. Aber in Austin sind sie immer tot. Immer tot. Ich mag es.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Du bist unter einer Tomate, aber du bist auch unter Listeria. which you would have gotten from it.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
The produce is not washed. It's from Mexico. It's unwashed. It's good, though. It is good. Best place?
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Du bist so ein... Du bist eine Kultur... Für einen Mann, der nicht reist, bist du ein echter kultureller Individuum. Das ist, wo die Leute stehen, die ich liebe. Halt mit diesem. Was auch immer du da machst. Ich habe dir 50 Vorschläge gegeben, was Desserts zu tun haben. Und sie bringen immer noch Nonas Olivenöl-Käse.
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When I choose dessert... Their whole thing, I think, is a little tiramisu, gelato, but it's not... But look, you've named the two things that got cream. That's two things with cream. Everything else is not good. If it doesn't have milk in it, We don't want to have it for dessert. And by the way, here's the other thing.
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People don't think of me as a model, but the definitions are changing. I wanted to go down and see the devastation of the California wildfires. Because, again, I sold my home here, I was lucky enough not to have a house burned down, but that doesn't matter. Doesn't really matter, because like a casino, anything can happen to anyone at any time.
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I have, you know, are you a guy that says Italian food is in Italy, how much better is it than in America?
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In der Grünheit. Und die kräftige Amoeba schwimmt auf deinem Nase und verbindet dich mit deinem Gehirn. Du hast 48 Stunden zu leben. Und du spielst diese 48 Stunden auf der 6. Straße, die Horsen kämpfen. Horsenkriege kämpfen mit Menschen und paralyzieren Fratkinder, die kämpfen. Es ist einfach etwas Besonderes. Es ist etwas Besonderes. Und sie haben einfach einen schönen, erfreulichen Briskut.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich meine, das ist das perfekte Essen, was 190 Grad ist. Yeah, I mean, it's... Listen, respect. I like Dallas and I like Houston. And Austin, you know, we have our things.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
This looks insane here. It just looks like a... The fights on the street, it's a melee. It's a melee. It's fun when you're 19. It's like somebody took New Orleans and was like, hey, how about no culture?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I like New Orleans. Where does a guy like you think about... Viele New Yorker haben einen Ort im Gardendistrikt und leben in New Orleans. Aber das ist zu viel. Manchmal geht es runter.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Es fühlt sich zu... Es ist Hack, sagst du? Es ist ein gewisser Typ, der es macht. Ja. Ich mag es nur. Ich fühle mich... Als ich in Texas gelebt habe, wollte ich nicht hier sein. Sie haben eine Kultur, die ich respektiere und mag.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I love Texans and I love their culture. I feel good visiting and appreciating it. I don't want to pretend to be it.
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I just, you know, I like cultures to be their thing and I like to appreciate it. I like to go to Paris and go, man, I appreciate this culture, but I'm not going to go there and put on a beret. Yeah, we don't need to. That's the thing. We don't need to do that. I think everyone's got, and if you feel genuinely like that is your culture down there, then God bless you and I respect you and love you.
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I've paid taxes here, I've lived here, I've participated in this culture. I wanted to kind of spend some time with the nightmarish reality of what fire can do, so I went down there. Und die Nationalguarde hat dich in den Palästinens gestoppt und sie haben dich in den Malibu gestoppt. Und du musst dir deine Lizenz nehmen und du musst eine gute Reihe von Sachen haben.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich liebe es, als ein junger Multibillionär zu sein. Ich liebe es, als ein Mann zu sein, der nichts hat. In Vergleich zu denen, der nichts hat. Und mich einfach findet.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Well, I have no power to do anything to them. But they love you. Stay fucking... I'm not Lina Khan, who's gonna antitrust, break up their companies.
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dass du kommen wirst und dann was passiert? Nein, ich gehe nie. Ich sollte gehen. Ich habe meine seltsamen Orte. Ich bin ein Kreatur von Habit und ich gehe zu ein paar Orten. Ich fühle mich, dass du das wirklich magst. Ich liebe es. Du magst einen Wasp. Es ist wichtig. Es ist wichtig, dass wir Leute haben, die nicht weinen und stoisch sind. Und wir brauchen ein bisschen von dem.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Wollen die Juden im Nordosten Wasp sein? Einige, aber nicht wirklich. Ich denke, dass die WASP-Kultur die amerikanische Kultur ist. Und die Leute mögen das nicht, aber es ist sehr viel die amerikanische Kultur, wie Privatsphäre, dein Geschäft zu verhindern. Es ist nicht die irische katholische Kultur.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Mein Produzent sitzt in der Frontseite meines Autos und er sieht aus wie ein Junkie, weil er aus Kalifornien ist. Also sie sehen aus wie Drogenärztinnen. Sie haben lange Haare und sie haben einen stupiden Blick auf sie und sie sind alle übergeblasen. Und er hat mir gesagt, sag doch mal, dass du mich im Soberleben verabschiedet hast. Und ich so, wow.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Die Kultur, von der ich komme, ist wie weinen und schreien und weinen und singen und kämpfen und all das. Die WASP-Kultur ist wie stoisch, kalvinistisch, protestantisch, wie Hör auf, kündige dein Haus, behalte deine Sachen sauber, sei nicht ausländisch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it's just the Wasp things. There's a few places that they dwell and it's like Nantucket.
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Yeah, and even just parts of the Hamptons, like the Southampton Bathing Corp is very waspy, but the rest of Southampton isn't. And the Hamptons has kind of been colonized and taken over. Und, weißt du, es gibt ein bisschen in den Berkshiren die Wasp-Kultur, aber die Wasp-Kultur und es gibt ein bisschen, weißt du, ein bisschen in Nordkalifornien, Santa Barbara, was auch immer.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und es gibt, weißt du, ein bisschen um Georgia, See Island, Plätze wie das, Palm Beach.
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A lot of the wasps that I talked to Tucker about just became drunks. And they had these fortunes that they were living off of. And they all went to these elite boarding schools and their parents had fortunes. Not billion dollar fortunes, some of them were, but a lot of them were like... Sorry, Irish. Not you. Yeah, so there's just not enough ambition in it, you're saying?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's like the old Spanish Empire living off the largesse of having gold and stuff. It's like just not having to innovate and just kind of becoming decrepit. I think part of that is the story of the American Wasp. A lot of them... You know, the government was a lot of wasps. It was a lot of wasps at the CIA and Skull and Bones. And a lot of them went into politics.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And they went into the machinery of government. And there are some great fortunes there, but not nearly as many. And none of them are new. A lot of the new fortunes are the new IPOs. And a lot of that, that's not WASPs. They're in very traditional modes of making money, which is like banking and real estate insurance. It's kind of boring.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They're not as likely to be in tech or any of the, you know, kind of the new money plays.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Also stoppten wir, der Nationalcar-Guy stoppte uns. Und er so, was machst du? Ich so, wir nehmen diesen Jungen in den Soberleben. Und sie so, gut für dich. Und ich so, ja, das ist es.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Most resources in America can be produced cheaply other places. So those families lost their competitive advantage. Well, they also don't want to pay Americans to do it. So they're like, why are we going to pay Americans to work at these places when we can ship all of this stuff? And that's a lot of what J.D. Vance and these guys are talking about. These tariffs, it's a long play. Yeah.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
to bring back manufacturing. There's going to be a lot of blood in the water. It's a long play. But the reality is, people that don't have jobs, because they worked in those sectors of the economy, manufacturing being the primary one that we're talking about, have been the beneficiaries of very cheap products and goods, but it still hasn't given their lives purpose and meaning.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They don't have that job. They, you know, they don't have that community. Those communities got hollowed out. Those factories got shipped overseas, you know? So I think that like, that's a big reason that, and you're, you're, you're correct to notice that, that like, Wo ist diese Ehrfurcht in der amerikanischen Währung oder amerikanisch gemachten Sachen? Wir haben sie nicht wirklich.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Wir haben nur Ehrfurcht in dem Ergebnis, dem Geld und wie es gemacht wird. Ja. Also es ist interessant. Ich meine, das ist eine sehr interessante Sache. Das ist der Grund, warum, wenn du Aspekte besitzt, wenn du Realität oder Stocks besitzt, hast du viel Geld in den letzten 50 Jahren gemacht, weil all diese Dinge viel höher gegangen sind. Ja. Bonds, all that.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
If you're somebody who makes money on the W-2, if you're a wage employee, you haven't seen your wages increase. And things have gotten more expensive. So you're getting fucked, but the people that own stuff aren't. So I think that's the challenge, is to try to balance that out. Tell me about Steve Bannon. Very interesting guy. Rich guy. Made a lot of money.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und wir sind da gefahren und ich habe einfach angefangen, ein paar Fotos zu nehmen. In the wreckage, which I think we can find pretty easily. Yeah, they were nice. Any specific homes? No, they were just things that I saw that caught my eye. I don't think they'll ever rebuild it there. I don't think they will ever... I don't think they will ever like...
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436 - Andrew Schulz
He's like Bernie Sanders in the sense they've been saying the same thing for 30 years. Whether you like him or hate him. Does he want to help? Does he want to just cause a ruckus? No, I think he wants to help. I think that I wouldn't agree with him on all down the line everything, but I think he understands overall the idea that we've created a situation with China that seems untenable.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Meaning that we've put ourselves in this position with Taiwan, with these chips, where we are vulnerable in ways that people don't imagine we are. And I think he's recognized that outsourcing all of our manufacturing, having 90% of our antibiotics made over there and things like that, have made us vulnerable in ways that people don't think we are.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And this idea, the trade-off of like, hey, but the shirts are cheap at Walmart, isn't a trade-off that makes sense to him? And it would make sense to other people. There's smart people on the other side that says, no, it is better and here's why. We have a service sector, go be a bartender or something. I don't know.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Steve Bannon's whole point is, when you take the manufacturing core out of the country and you replace it with a gig economy of people driving Ubers and DoorDash and Lyft, all of those people are going to need some form of government assistance because their lives... sind durch diese Bedingungen vermisselt. Sie können nicht einen steileren Einkommen und einen Job haben.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und er sagt, das ist ein großes Problem. Die Leute, die viel Geld verdienen, um Leute in Amerika zu importieren, um Gras zu schneiden und Zähne zu machen, and babysit your kids, and tutor your kids, and the tech guys who like to bring these visas. There's indentured servants, and you put five guys in a room and go, just code. I don't want to pay America.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Steve Bannon, who everyone calls a racist, was the only person I've ever said, I've never heard anyone say, there should be more black and Hispanic people in tech, and it's a crime that there's not. That's a Steve Bannon quote. That's a Steve Bannon quote. So is America first from Bannon? Is he the... Ich denke so.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich denke, er ist derjenige, der diese politische Philosophie in eine sehr eloquente Art und Weise verwendet. Es gibt sehr wenige Leute, die es so gemacht haben, wie er es gemacht hat. Wie fühlt er sich bei der aktuellen Regierung an? He's very skeptical as I am about a lot of the tech people. He thinks they're using Trump. He thinks they were Democrats until about five minutes ago.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
It seems like they were. And then they all became Republicans and they all have tons of money. He likens them to oligarchs. I think he's absolutely right. And a lot of them want to...
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436 - Andrew Schulz
You know, go to Mars or put chips in people, a lot of them are transhumanists, and their goals are pretty radical when measured against what American people are talking about right now, which is like better wages or healthcare or whatever the case may be. A lot of people are not super invested in going to Mars. So I think Bannon thinks they're laundering They're what they want.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
The Bezos, Andreessen, Musk, Zuckerberg people are laundering their true intentions through this America first thing. And now they're all like, hey, I like bow hunting and I think we should be less woke or whatever. But Bannon's like, no, the endgame for these guys... ist es, Geld aus dem Staat zu zwingen, so wie es die großen finanziellen Institutionen 2008 gemacht haben.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Als sie den Kopf von George W. Bush mit einem Pfeil an den Kopf gebracht haben und sagten, wir brauchen Trillionen von Dollar oder dieser ganze Markt wird zerstört, denkt er, dass das Moment kommt, wo die Techniker sagen, wir brauchen einen Marshall-Plan, wir brauchen all diese Steuererhöhungen, damit wir mit China mit AI kämpfen können, weil die Deep-Seek-Idee herausgekommen ist.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und wenn es so ist, dass das wahr ist, dann ist es so. We are behind in AI. We are losing to them with TikTok. They have a much more addictive algorithm. The biggest app in the last five years is the Chinese app. So we're losing to them. So he thinks the tech people are going to go and put a gun to Trump's head and go, we need trillions of dollars now.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich meine, die Leute sagen, dass sie es wiederherstellen werden. Aber würdest du es wiederherstellen? Würdest du ein anderes 20-Millionen-Dollar-Haus in einem Bereich bauen, in dem das passieren könnte?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
It's a little bit of both. I think they do want to be competitive, but they've become the wealthiest people that have ever lived. They're probably going to be trillionaires very soon. And the country is suffering from a tremendous amount of wealth inequality. And that's driving people to political extremism, to fentanyl addiction, to our cities. A lot of them are unlivable. These are problems.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And I think Bannon recognizes that. You can't have five trillionaires deciding the fate of humanity. They also want to merge with AI. They want to get rid of human beings. They want to put chips in us that will significantly alter your humanity so that you can compete with AI. They want the end of the human race. I mean, that's truly what they want. They don't really even disguise that.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So Bannon's a devout Catholic. I'd probably disagree with him on a few things. Some I wouldn't, but... I do think that he's very interested in human beings staying human.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I mean, listen, I think everyone will always be. I don't even think it's worth even noting. I mean, listen, everyone is going to be given an unfair shake. I give people an unfair shake. It's what the job of any of us to do. Because a fair shake would be like, oh, I'm your friend.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Because we're all human beings and contain multitudes or whatever. I give Gavin Newsom an unfair shake. I just know that the fucking beach, I like to go to the beach. It's all fucking burnt. So I think we all give each other an unfair shake. He's talking about issues no one's really talking about that are the most interesting things, which is the future of human beings. And
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Everyone's avoiding that. In five years when you, I'm literally taking what he said verbatim, but when people go, there's only so many openings at Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth, whatever, and do you give your kid the chip and give them the advantage? And these are really interesting questions.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And do you chip, maybe not yourself, maybe you go, I'm going to ride this out as a human being, but fuck it, my kids are going to have the competitive advantage.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So that's the question that I think the big questions that are coming up now. Where do we go? The most interesting thing right now, it's not Russia, the Ukraine, it's not Israel, Palestine. It is and always has been China. This will be the most interesting... Do you believe the deep seek? I don't know enough about it. I know very smart people. Some of them Ja, ja.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
It might be a pretty stupid question, but like... Supposedly, from what I understand, it's half art, half technology. You've got to have a highly specialized training to do it. And again, everybody here wants to put their pussy on the street and be famous and be, you know... It's the, you know, I mean, I think that it's just, we haven't steered people into that.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
But there must be some sort of hardware that they have in Taiwan that they haven't been able to replicate here. Yeah, I think we could do some of it, but I mean, it would just be, it's the same kind of question where it's like, could they set up Wall Street in another city? Of course. But it's just been Wall Street forever. It's like, there's more that goes into it than people realize, right?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Like, I think it's part cultural, it's part economic, it's part... Es gibt all diese Dinge, die in die Entwicklung einer Industrie gehen. Könntest du sie in ein anderes Land bewegen? Absolut nicht. Wird Austin Hollywood sein? Absolut nicht. Hollywood wird entweder nicht existieren, aber es wird nie das sein. Wird ein paar Komedien wirklich groß werden? Absolut nicht. Und das ist großartig.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Du kannst nicht in eine... Die Filmmusik wird einfach sterben. Es geht nicht nach Texas. René Zellweger. Ja. Doesn't mean that Texas is a bad place. It means that... They'll make some films there like they make them in Atlanta.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Maybe there'll never be another city that revolves around it again. But it won't be that. You can't pick up an entire industry and just airdrop it into Bastrop, Texas and go, good luck. It's not the way it works. Culture develops over a very long time. Weißt du, was ich meine? Und ich denke, das ist das ganze Ding. Und ich denke, der China-US-Kollisionkurs ist das Interessanteste.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und du denkst, es wird alles AI-basiert sein? Ich denke, es wird sein, die Technik-Supremis zu kämpfen. Ich denke, es wird die Satelliten-Supremis sein, die Satelliten-Supremis zu kämpfen. Ich denke, wir schlagen unsere Satelliten aus dem fucking Luft. Ich denke, wir schlagen ihre aus. Ich denke, sie schlagen unsere aus. Ich denke, einige dieser Drohnen waren sie.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I have good sources on some of those drones being them, not all of them, some of them being them. They did the hot air balloons or whatever. Of course, I think some of those drones are them. I think they are incredibly capable and I think so are we.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
No. I believe China feels that if they've fired a shot, and Bannon talks about this, that they have lost. They believe in insidious methods of warfare, infiltrating societies, corporate espionage. Is far more effective. Far more effective. That could also mean outages and electromagnetic pulse attacks. Things that are hard to trace to them. Things that will just make society more chaotic.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I don't hate the idea of people getting some of that. I just want people to be invested in the success. You might means test it. What does that mean? Meaning like, there's a lot of people who don't need that two grand.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
The question is, what would two grand do in that span of time?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I wasn't smart. But it was just, it felt like a good place to have money, not even multiplied. Ridiculously, just have it. And then it could go up. But it's not, you know, crypto and all that shit is a way to make real money quick.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I think that's a good idea. I think investing people, I agree with you. I think giving whatever it is, whatever amount of money that is, I don't hate that idea. It doesn't have to be giving, but like how do you... Well, it would be giving.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I think people just, I agree, I think people just want a reasonable shot at a good life. And I think that's gotten too difficult. And I think that you should do that. I think CEO pay... Es stört die Leute nur in dem Sinne, dass sie sich sehen und ihre Familien hinter ihnen fallen.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Also gibt es einen Weg, die Leute sicherer zu machen? Ich glaube nicht, dass sie sich darüber kümmern. what a CEO is making, unless it's so egregious or whatever the case may be. I think the problem we play, we play a game in the financial markets where it's like, people bet their company is going to fail. They make money off that.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
There's all these, this secondary market where you could play a lot of games. It's gambling. It's not investing. It's just, it's divorced from value. And I think a lot of people are going, hey man, I teach your kid or I put your son or daughter in an ambulance if they're on the road. I should be able to live. Yeah.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Because what you're doing, which is, you know, playing games on Wall Street or whatever, it has, you know, whatever, but it's like, I'm putting your kid in an ambulance.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
In their mind. Yeah. In their mind. To me, no. Of course not. No. But I think it's like, it's some kind of importance. It's some kind of importance. What do you want out of the next? You're incredibly successful. I mean, where do you go from here? Isn't it a scary place to be? We've sold out arenas all over the world. There's nothing left to do. There's no place for you to go. What do you do now?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Du bist jetzt auch ein Vater. Du willst ein bisschen Mensch sein. Und sie haben mehr zu sprechen. Das ist sehr interessant.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And that is actually also the way Hamas feels. I think they're doing it because they love it. I think they do it because they love it. Andrew Schultz, the life special on Netflix. Go watch it. It is great. It is different. It is awesome. And he'll be on the road again. He'll be out there. You'll see him. Go to the Polo Bar and catch him.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und sie geben, was sie nennen, eine implizite Warnung. Also backen sie es, egal was. Sie backen es. Und auch wenn es nicht explizit ist, es ist implizit, du verstehst, dass es okay werden wird. Es erzeugt die Sicherheit, die für den Markt nötig ist. Genau. Also erlaubt es einem Banken, einen 30-Jahres-Fix-Mortgagen zu leihen, an einer favorablen Rate.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Sie depressieren auch Interessensrate, damit die Leute in die Spiele kommen können. Und dann kreieren sie diese Asset-Bubbles, wo Häusern eine absurden Menge Geld wert sind. Und, weißt du, ich meine, schau dir das an, richtig? Also, das ist ein Auto.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
People just left. This is how quickly these things came on. That's a Bentley burnt. Go to the next photo. That's someone's house. You look slim. Burnt. I look great in that. I really think you do. I think that's a great photo of me. And you know what? It's worth whatever happened in the background.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So take a look at all of this. Here's my question. Here's my issue. You really start to realize once these houses are gone, it's kind of interesting. It's like L.A. when Hollywood has kind of died. It's almost like this town is now like Cinderella. It turned into the pumpkin and she's like, so what? It's a pumpkin. And you're like, no bitch, it's supposed to be a carriage.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
We're supposed to believe it's a carriage. You look at that shoreline, I don't think anything on that's worth anything.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Jemand hat 80 Millionen Dollar bezahlt, um hier zu leben? Jemand hat 70 Millionen Dollar bezahlt, um auf dieser Fläche zu leben, mit diesem grünen Wasser und diesem übergelassenen Himmel?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Nach einer Dekade von Bitch, get in the kitchen, fangen die Leute an zu sagen, wir lieben diesen Kerl. Was ist anders? Ist da was anderes anders, als Comedy zu machen?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und dann war die einzige Grund, warum Malibu Malibu war, war, weil Hollywood in L.A. war. Also du wolltest zwei Stunden oder eine Stunde oder eine Stunde und eine halbe Stunde, abhängig davon, wo du warst, aus dem Epizentrum von Hollywood.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und jetzt denkst du dir, wenn Hollywood nicht in L.A. konzentriert ist, dann ist Malibu... Malibu könnte nicht mehr Malibu sein. Die Leute könnten einfach sagen, fuck it, ich werde ein schönes Zuhause in Mexiko haben. Ich werde ein schönes Zuhause in den Inseln haben. Ich werde irgendwo anders gehen, weil die Welt jetzt kleiner ist und die Leute sich komfortabler fühlen, in andere Orte zu gehen.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Sie brauchen nicht eine Stunde und eine halbe. Was denkst du, was mit L.A. passiert? Gib mir die nächsten fünf, zehn Jahre. It could become a vassal state of China, meaning like... I'm kind of for that, where Chinese billionaires come in and just buy all the real estate.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, that's what it is. Canada's the future of a lot of things. Canada, it's peaceful, it's calm. No one's getting rich. It's full socialism. People get mad at me for saying that, but I don't mean in the economic sense. I understand that it's capitalist, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But I mean like wine bar. Yeah.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
The only thing that made L.A. interesting at all was the fact that it was the home of myth. It was the home of pretend. It's a city with a college football team.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
That's right. And Les Wexner. If Les Wexner and Ohio State leave, it's over. Shout out to Les.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
You know, here's what they have to lose. Why let him win at 90? Why open your fat yap at 90? So you could, do you die with some peace?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, I don't think he wants peace. He wants pieces. I think he's gotten a piece. I think he's gotten more than one piece. That's probably it. I think these guys, and it's fascinating, because if you look at the ruling class, you go, the vast majority of them have no idea what's going on. They just know that the shrimp is good. Who is the ruling class to you now?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Ähm, ich, du, Theo Vaughn, Joe Rogan, nein, ähm... Ist es immer noch die Vanderbilts, die Rockefellers? Nein, nein, nein, nein, es ist nur, du weißt, die reichsten, stärksten, politisch verbundenen Menschen in der Gesellschaft. Dieser Kerl hat eine Menge Firmen, er ist ein großer politischer Donor, er hat viele Freunde.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They're all in trouble. They came to my party in Hamptons. They all want to be like comedians and writers. I mean, they're in trouble. So that's the thing I was wondering. They all dropped dead when you walked in. I go, your family's killed people. They go, that's Andrew Schultz. I'm like, what happened here?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I agree with you, but you're right. And I don't know the term for it, but it's certainly a, it's number one, it's a respect for history. It's this idea that you and your family specialize in something and that you must carry on that tradition.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
That's why Succession was such a good show, because the whole show is Logan looking at his firstborn son and going, you're a pussy, you'll never be able to do what I do. You'll be eaten alive out here. And a lot of these guys, the Les Wexers, now he has kids, I'm sure they're lovely people, but he's probably looking at them going, you guys are soft.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
You're never going to be able to put a Ukrainian woman in a crate. Ja. Ja. And I think there's part of that, because... But do they want them to do it? That's the thing that... No, probably not.
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Because I believe Les, and again, no shade. No shade to Les Wexler. No shade. I think he's one of the guys who... Whatever he did, didn't do. There are people that I believe are operators. I don't think it's most of those people. I think most of the people are like, we're rich, this is good. I work in this thing. I work at this bank. My wife is cool that I disappear occasionally. And I come back
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I think there are guys, though, that know how things work and can make things happen to a degree. You're talking about like real power. Yeah, those guys. There's money and then there's power. Yeah, there's probably 10% of the rich people that are kind of going, hey, let's make something happen.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, for sure, for sure. Absolutely.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I did the joke there. as a juxtaposition with that final line when she goes, it's our problem. So like, in the beginning, I'm being selfish. Like, look at me, like, oh, I made the money. It's my money, it's not our money, it's my money. And then in the hardest moment of her life, she could easily go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, and it's like. She's so much better than you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, stop. No, but you're right. Like that is the takeaway and kind of like what I learned through it, which is like, yeah, it is all ours. Right. She's taken on this. Yeah. What? She's not born that way. She's choosing to take on that struggle. So I'm like, all right, then it's all ours. Everything's ours.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're the first person that's ever said that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Everything else. Nothing like this. Oh, really? Nothing like this. I've never seen a special like it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, Italian is usually next. My mom is from Scotland and my dad is Irish and German.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Sometimes it feels angry.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's crazy how nobody even tells you that that's part of the process.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I don't have to imagine.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Now I will say.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, I heard you guys talk about that. And that was a really cool takeaway for me that like, Because again, as I'm doing it, I'm not going, OK, the goal here is that everybody thinks I love my wife. I'm like, the goal here is that we laugh at this really difficult time. And I tell this story that people are invested in.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And then icing on the cake is maybe people went through something similar and they don't feel stigmatized. But that's not the goal. Right. But that'd be awesome.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So there is some family history.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But I've heard this take also from a lot of different people. It's like, wow, it really feels like he honors her or he really loves her, he cares about her. And I'm like, that's cool that that happened without it being the goal because it means that's how I feel about that person. Because it's easy, we know people that pretend and then in reality they don't.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And then I think what you've seen with a lot of comedians is like, sometimes people marry the person that they think women are or men are. In other words, if they don't like women, they marry someone they cannot like. And they are not even aware of that. And here they are in this relationship not liking them. And it's like, well, yeah, this is what you think of women. I love women.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Really? Well, it depends how you interpret the history. Apparently my family in my German part on my dad's side was from Prussia. They came in like the 1800s. So there's not like a lot of like. So you predate.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So I'm going to not settle for someone that I don't love.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Right. Right. But like, I think some people are, you're gay. No, but for real. So it's like, but I think some people don't realize sometimes I, I kind of understand where you're coming from. Now, listen, like you said, your husbands are going to be fucking annoying. You're going to run them.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And like I, some of my favorite comedians have said the most heinous shit about women, but I, I wasn't looking at them like, They hate women. Right. It's a hilarious bit about Jeff.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Also, when you make it kind of personal, you're letting people into that life. Yeah. And they're going to have opinions based on that relationship. Just like if you told me a story about your relationship and that's the only thing I know about it, I'm going to be like, huh, that's interesting. Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You perform it first or you... Yeah, but we have a good thing. We have a good understanding, which is she's like, listen, if it's jokes, it's good. I, you know, I trust you. I don't think... I'm never trying to make her look foolish. That's not true. She'll look foolish, but I'm not going to try to make her be... I'm not going to make her look... I'm not going to try to embarrass her.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, of course. Unless it's for something funny. Like, the other day, my wife, we were going to take Shiloh to the Museum of Natural History, and we parked, like, literally across the street from it. And there's a parking attendant walks by. Right. And right in front of the garage that you're talking about.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes. And... My wife is doing all the paying for the parking or whatever like that. And I asked the parking attendant as he walks in, I'm like, yo, can we park here? And he's like, nah, you can't park here. And I go to my wife, I'm like, ah, we can't park here. My wife goes, nah, we can park here. I'm with her.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The fucking parking attendant is right there. Well, why would you ask, first of all? Well, because I don't want to get the ticket. Why? It's the same price. The ticket is the same price as parking on the street. She's 100% right.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Dude, my friend doesn't get a garage specifically because he's done the math.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They missed the action. But. one like family member went back there to look for like the Schulz family. And apparently in this little town in what is now Germany, but it was like Prussia at the time, they were like, I can imagine the conspiracy theories already on the internet, but they're like, yeah, I mean, there was a Schulz family that lived here, but they weren't Catholic, they were Jewish.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, this is girl math right here.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
My wife is doing the girl math, too, because she's like, yeah, she does this thing. She goes, Ubers are so expensive these days.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They're so expensive. And I'm like, what are you getting with this? What do you mean Ubers are so fucking expensive? And she's like, for example, I got a ticket going to this restaurant. But if I Ubered, it would be more expensive than getting this ticket. And I'm supposed to be like, bravo, babe.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But dude, when the parking attendant said that we couldn't park there and my wife disagreed with the parking attendant, who's literally there to hand out tickets, like he works for the NYPD, I looked back at him and I was like, I was about to be like, can you explain? And he just goes, I'm not getting involved in this.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, but Schultz is like Johnson.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They don't know. They came back to Chicago and they're like, yeah, there's this Schultz family in this place.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We don't use the word hail when we talk about Germany.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The bar is in hell. Yeah. Do you remember what his apartment looked like before you guys moved in?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Do you remember what his room looked like? Yeah, filthy.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, you know, this is a good example of like... with gender roles, I hate this, what are we supposed to do? But still, we both do these things that we say we're doing for one another because it sounds noble. I'll find myself even doing like, I provide, I protect my wife. Like as if guys are trying to punch my wife in the head at a bar. Like when has that ever happened? Yes, I would, I think.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Depending on the size of the guy.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Exactly, but I protect and I provide as if I wouldn't work if I wasn't married. Like I was a comedian before I was married. But here's the thing, you guys would be like, I keep this place clean for my family. All day, every day. I make a home. You guys are doing it whether we're there or not. You're not doing it for us. Just like we're not providing for you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
100%, but here's the thing. We would be fine with it being dirty. You're the only ones that are upset with it being dirty. That doesn't make it right that you want to live in a barn. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're doing it for you, and you're saying you do it for me. Just like when I go work, I'm like, I'm doing this for you. It's like, no, I love what I do for a living. Are you being paid by Ben?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I have one too that I want to ask you about. Okay, okay, okay. So there's this thing that a lot of people have obviously talked about. I'm sure you guys talk about maybe ics. Is that like? Yeah, we're not a fan of culture.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We're on the same page here.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's so stupid. So here's my theory on it, okay? And we were talking to some of the girls in our office about this. it will take a couple steps to get there. Some you might disagree with, but just let me get there and I think it will make sense. So a lot of times a guy, a guy in a relationship, I think one of our biggest fears is being with someone that we actually don't like.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They're just like, I don't know what you're talking about. That was definitely a mix-up or whatever. But anyway, that could be what it is.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So we like avoid, what is it called when you like say you're in a relationship with each other? Monogamy. Commitment. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know the word. God gets me.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're scared it's the wrong person and we don't want to be with it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Some people even ghost their way out of that, right? Yeah. You would never ghost your boyfriend or girlfriend when that's fucked up. But you want to leave the option open.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I never thought of it that way. And this is what some of the girls in the office said. A woman's greatest fear is being alone. There's so much familial pressure. And yes, we live in a new day where women have jobs and can do all these different things. But you still have moms and grandmas and this learning to like, hey, I don't wanna be alone.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So a lot of times women, because of this pressure to be with somebody, to not be alone, will end up dating guys they don't like. And when you don't like somebody, everything about them is an ick.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
wearing a shirt that's untucked isn't it when you love someone as i'm sure you guys love your husbands everything it's cute when they do something weird it's like oh that's so cute because you love them sometimes and you know this about yeah exactly we might have some issues over here we gotta be i'm sorry we gotta be real we gotta be real leave your toenails on on the nightstand like that's it emma emma listen to what she just said emma's my wife yeah because i know she's gonna listen to this emma listen when she does it toenails on the nightstand is a normal thing we all do
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I am. My wife did it and found out she is.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You do that too? My wife was dying laughing from the shower. She looks at the door of the bathroom's open. She sees me organizing my toenails on the nightstand and she's dying laughing in the shower as I'm putting together a nice little pile.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Jewish. Oh, wow. But she was raised Christian, and she'll go to church and everything like that. But her mom's mom. was Jewish. Oh, so she's totally Jewish. By your guys' rules. By our standards. If it's the female blood.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, I put them under the carpet or something. I throw them behind the bed. When we moved apartments, I threw them behind the headboard. And then when we moved apartments, my wife sent me a picture of what the floor under the bed looked like.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's just like my special. We all go through it. No, no, I'm just kidding. No, but yeah, okay, so this is, so the take on the ick culture is this thing that a lot of girls are with guys they don't like, they think it's that they have these icks, they just don't like that dude, and everything about them, they're repulsed by.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're not going to like them. This is not for you. Move out of here. It's done. And you're going to be miserable no matter what. Yeah. If you're worried if he lifts his shoulders in the rain. I saw that one. And I was like. Actually, I kind of feel that. Stop it. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, so you guys go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You got to offer.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
If it's hand sanitizer, it's actually like a little micromanaging.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So technically my daughter. And your child.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So I gotta protect you guys.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We'll take it. And they're taking me down too if they go after you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're next. And I don't even get to go to your heaven. It's true.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I've said millions of things about Netflix. I said Netflix was dead on Rogan the first time I was on there and then did a Netflix special with them a few years later.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They're forgiving or it's like you kind of got to be a little mean to them.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
How much did you spend? You've got to spend more. I don't know if I can legally say how much I spent, but you've got to spend more because you've got to spend what they think they can make on it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, and some.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you, guys. Yeah, Moment.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I didn't even think it was that crazy. Like, I get it for, like, if you're Amazon, like, you make most of your money selling, like, home goods and shit, right? Like, so why would you want to mess up a trillion dollar business on my Michael Jackson joke or some bullshit? So I get it as a business owner. If I was a Netflix, or not even Netflix, an Amazon stockholder, I'd be like,
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So she used to do this, she used to, my wife used to, she went to NYU probably around the same time you were there. You guys might have went to school together. I don't know.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, did you go to Gallatin?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Steinhardt is? The dumb one. What is it?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Education, okay. But you guys were around each other at the same time.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You were literally there with Timmy Chalamet. All three of you guys were hanging out. Was he there? I think at the same time.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So you locked in, you were isolated.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And then, and then you just locked it in.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, no, no. But anyway, so she, she went there and then she went back, got her MBA and then she was, uh, she was working for a while. And, uh, And then while she was working, she was also doing this thing called Blister Peppers, where she would do reviews for restaurants, but also do her own cooking and put out these recipes and everything. It was really cool.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And she's since stopped it, but she loves cooking. Oh, she's a great cook.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She's fantastic. And really just loves just food in general. So for her 30th... I made one of those books, but I made a cooking book based on all her recipes.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So she had a website with all of them, but I actually got the pictures printed and bound, and it's like, here's this cookbook with all your stuff. And then the last page is like, but my favorite recipe you've ever made is. Shiloh.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
don't buy this asshole special. It's not going to make the company any money, but it's going to lose us money potentially. Now culture's changed. I guarantee if this happened this year, they wouldn't even balk at me. It would be nothing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What is this? No, no. What I realized with my wife, though, maybe it's her love language, is like that means so much more to her. Now, she likes a nice thing. Don't get me wrong. She likes jewelry. She likes nothing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She can hold space for multiple things. Dude, the coolest thing about Ariana Grande was her calling that interview insufferable.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Right? Like it was awkward. And then she went out and she was like, guys, I know it was so awkward. And then immediately like, oh, you're cool. You're self-aware.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's nice to see. Anyway. But yeah, she just loves those like thoughtful kind of gifts. So now my focus is like on that, which is a money saver.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I don't know how to get it up for you, but it looks like... Like a winter coat or like a blazer? No, like that kind of blazer one that has the Chanel buttons. The button, the classic one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nicely done. No, it's a nice jacket. Nice. It's kind of up to waist length.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It looks like the Palestinian flag.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It actually is the print from Chanel that they've been doing forever. So it's red, green. No, no, no. It's the black and white.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, thanks, guys.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do a few pods, so you can check those out, too.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, yeah, so I do one with Charlamagne Tha God, and then I do one with my buddy Akash, and my buddy Alex, and my buddy Mark, and that's called Flagrant.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We're hanging, we're hanging, we're hanging. Well, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, of course. You have seen us? Everybody knows the toast. We always wonder.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, I feel like you got all the girlies. We do. You definitely got all the New York girlies.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So, like, I asked my wife, because I was talking about it, I was like, oh, yeah, you know, these girls were talking about the special, and they said some really beautiful things, and they, and I wanted her to listen, because you guys, you said that, hey, I really honored her, and it feels like everybody loved her.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I, yeah, I was like, you're going to see, right? You're going to see this is what people think, so you should think. And she was like, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, I know the toast. Like, everybody knows the toast. So I feel like you've got the New York girlies.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Why? What do you think?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I did three movies with Amazon. Oh, OK. Movies are. I'm surprised you guys made it. So you're an actor? Did you not see that? No, I hate acting. But I do it because isn't it boring?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You guys need to come.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I think you guys got to pop on flagrant and just like, we got to talk the naggy bitch wife segment. This is a great idea.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What if we let you guys help us with our naggy bitch wife problems?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, because you guys might agree on some of the nagginess. Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
This is not good.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
He's meeting with like spies and shit. We love him. No, he's so funny. Tim is so, he is one of the best people.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I mean, I'm telling you, in terms of talking into a microphone and staring at a camera, few people in history are as funny. And he can do it with nobody else in the room.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Dude, same. All the pods I do is like, the more people in the room, the better. And it's funny, when I go on his pod, I almost feel bad. Because I'm like, I know everybody just wants to listen to Tim. And I find myself on the pod even going... why don't you just tell me about the things and I'll just listen. I'll just watch it live. You know, like I'm here for this too.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'm going to do that next time I go on. I'm going to do a disclaimer to the audience. I'm like, guys, I just want to let you know. I just want to listen as well. Yeah. Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You guys have too many opinions to be around actors. Actors is like yes-queening. They all just hang out with each other. They're not really educated about anything, and they just say the kindest, sweetest thing to each other, and they will go, oh, yes, you are so right. Where you girls are like, I don't like gray carpets.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'll just be here in case he needs to take a sip of water.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like why about why, why the crew? Why? I mean, when you guys are in New York, why don't we all just hang, come by the studio. We got to do something.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, you are included.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We just want to know we're thought of.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, yes. And then not attending.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Exactly. No, that is the best. Yeah. Being invited. I like those people that win the Oscar but don't even go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Is there anything better than that?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But it does beg the question.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We had, like, I think it's been, like, a year since we had a woman on the podcast or something like that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The three girls on The Office came for an episode where we were discussing and they were on. And in that moment, we're like, guys, we broke our streak. It's like 52 straight weeks without a woman on the pod. But yeah, we need to do a little bit more.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We need more women on the pod.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'm going to start a group chat with you guys and nobody from the podcast circuit. But I'm going to say that it is. I'm going to be like, guys, you're on with Theo. You're on with Shane. You're on with Rogan. And it's really just going to be like my mom, my cousin.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I mean, get a plug for this.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay. I don't want to show the camera. Yeah, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, wait a minute. I thought that was saved on your thing. Why would I have your phone number? Oh, wow. That's right. I guess we hadn't texted.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It should say my mom's name.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
How do I do that?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Honestly, when people change their number, I think they're being drama queens. Because my phone number got leaked, and maybe just no one gives a fuck about me. But for an hour, it was nonstop. It blew up. And then after that, it was like- Was it fans who was calling you? Yeah, it's just people were watching the pod or something like that. And then after a day or two, it just goes back.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You have strong opinions about things, and you walk into a room with them, and they're like, I don't know what to do with this information.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I'm like, a day or two of dealing with that is way better than having to text everybody I have a new phone.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It just seems like just such a big deal. Yeah. So I still get messages from.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'm going to add Joe. I'm going to add Tim. I'm going to add Theo.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Bert and Tom. Big fan of Tom. I read his book. Shout out Tom. Tom's a great guy.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'm a huge fan of children's books. I love you forever is my favorite.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So the dancing giraffe one is the opposite of that. Okay, what's the story? Like a giraffe something. But it's essentially like this giraffe. Like everybody comes down to the watering hole and dances or whatever like that. And like he didn't really know how to do it. He was dancing weird. I forget exactly what it was.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But his weird dancing is actually in the end just the way that he reacts to the music and the people really love him. And it's about individual spirit. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice. Your differences are what make you great. But that's awesome. That's like American propaganda.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Gospel. Giraffes can't dance. Giraffes can't dance. It's not that you can't dance. It's like you dance different and that's awesome that you dance different and you should like embrace and love that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Take another look. Take a second look.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You gotta be careful of the shit that they ingest.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Of course. Is that bad? Don't tell me that's bad.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Llama Llama, red pajama.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Have you seen the people, these killjoys that try to say I love you forever is weird when the mom brings the ladder? It's like, It's a fucking cartoon, you idiot. Right. Like we know the mom is being.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The last YouTube video I watch is what I believe. Thank you, yes. I am so easily swayed. Yes. Dude, especially with kids. I would joke around about this all the time with the vaccine stuff. I don't even know what the hell is going on. I hate that it's even a topic now. No, totally. Why did you even give us information that now we've got to learn?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What that woman is doing is what we all feel we want to do.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The idea is I love you so much. I miss you so much. And literally, if we've heard out our kids were being bullied at school, we would drive in a car to the school, find that fucking kid. Like, you have insane thoughts what you would do in protecting your kids.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's nothing. This is like a beautiful act of kindness and love for your child.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But when you turn that last page.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Go take 30 seconds of your day and read one of the best books. The second best children's book ever. The Camper and the Counselor.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, I love it. I love children's books.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Of course, of course. I'm going to send it to Tom. I'm going to make sure. He got a couple. They got a couple kids. Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you guys so much for topping up. Now it's over. I need you guys next time you're in the city. I know that you're here.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We come up. We hang out.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I know you'll cancel, but it will be okay.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Oh, you can't drink. I'm pregnant. And then you can't drink. I'm not a big drinker. Really? What's your vice?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What about a drug or something like that?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, no, not really big drinker.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I don't really do it. I don't do like, I don't like weed or anything. Weed makes me sad. I like the social aspect. Weed makes you so panicky. Really? You get anxiety.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
One hundred percent.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I don't think like like this press run I went on was like insane. But in terms of, you know, but I baked that into what this was going to be. I don't think it's negatively impacted my career in terms of like, oh, there aren't opportunities that I can do. But I think to be honest, it's like made everything better.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I probably, what I would say is that, like, I'm not turning down a huge opportunity. Because I have that privilege being the dad, not the mom.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Where, like... she's not relying on me for sustenance for the first year. But I don't put as much time into work. I have to be really smart about the time I put into work, which makes you more effective. It also forces you, at least for me, what I hope is to hire effectively. So back in the day, I would just be like, I'm gonna do it all. I don't do it all.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I have people way more talented than me helping me with everything. I don't wanna take away credit from them. But I'll stay 14 hours. I'll edit this thing with you. Then I'll go write that thing, and I'll do this. You can't do it anymore. You need to delegate. And then you need to do what all these professional shows do, which is you start building out teams and different responsibilities.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, for real. I do the same thing that you guys are going through is the exact same thing. But what you realize is once you do that, and I'm not saying we've done that, but once you do do that, you can grow 100x more.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, because you have people more talented and you're taking responsibility for these different parts of the business. If this podcast, if I hire somebody to run this podcast and that's their baby and they're thinking about every second of every day, I'm thinking about my baby every second of every day. If that's their baby, imagine how big that could go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We've got to be smart with who we hire, obviously. But what if we get those people that are as dedicated as us but even more talented?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you guys so much for having me. This is an honor.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. But it should be. If it was easy, everybody would do it. Yeah, everyone would have it. So true. But you've got to find those diamonds in the rough, and then all of a sudden, you see these things grow. I've seen, just from people that I've hired, this kid who was doing my social with me, Shifty, and we're editing clips, the amount that I can just off... the amount of days that saves me.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What if I could do that with every aspect? Even with Dove, everything that he's done. The amount of incoming calls, offers, people, agents, producers that he's talking to before it even gets to me. If I was doing it, I wouldn't have any time with Shiloh, I wouldn't have any time with anything. How many more of those people is it possible to find and then grow? And now,
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Having a kid and limiting our time actually made us grow 50x.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Because it made us be smart instead of like bare knuckling everything.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But we got to make an effort to practically. What is it? PAP?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Skip the O. Yeah, PRAP, yeah. Okay, we're going to get it. We're going to get it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Get your PAPs, guys.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You got to get your PAPs.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, it's like, what is that stupid thing about not walking under a ladder? It's like, I still don't do it. I know it doesn't mean anything, but at the same time, it's so easy to not walk under the fucking ladder. Why would you?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, the hormones aren't going to do anything if they are there, but also I could just wrap my hoodie around it and then I have to not deal with these hormonal side effects.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Because you can't just come on here and be like, everybody makes sense. Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's like a reality show. The best characters on reality shows are either people who are hyper aware, so they're super insecure about what people think of them, or Kathy Hilton, which is the opposite. Doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't even know what's going on. I'll watch my wife watch the Real Housewives thing, and I'll walk in and there's that scene. She's like, I found out I'm Chinese.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And they're like, you can answer this through dot com. She's like, no, a person told me in Bangladesh. And you're like, what? And she's like, most of us would say that and know we're being silly. She's completely unaware. I believe her, too. And it's amazing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I think it's Andrew usually, but I like this Andrew Schultz. He's a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So that's what we need.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
By osmosis, yeah. And it's so weird. I reluctantly watch it until there's a tipping point. And then I'm like, I got to kind of know what's going on here. Because it's so good. Dude, I bumped into Andy. Oh, wow. It was at the Sunset Tower in LA. And he was staying there. And I had to stop him. I'd be like, dude, I don't know if anybody's giving you your flowers. Regular TV is kind of dead.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The only TV people are watching are the shows you made.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's like sports. No, he created an entirely new.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But there's got to be someone who knows what happens. So it's kind of like.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You watch one fucking video, you see one tweet, and you're like, that's what the world is.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You guys, this exact thing happens to Jews. That's how it happens. Oh, my God, you're so right. It's one video. No, it's true. It's one video people watch, and they're like, wait a minute. On the Rothschilds. Exactly. What do you mean they own the bank? What? The Fed? What? Another one and then here we are.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, we'll stop.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Do you want to tell the people?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Having said that. I might wanna learn about those things.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So we could both. I like to call it fertility. Okay.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, you know how like when someone goes on a spiritual journey, it's not called an unspiritual journey. Yeah, to become spiritual. The idea is, or like, you've named the thing the goal. It's like a weight loss journey, not a weight gain journey. Yeah. Hopefully.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So it's fertility journey. I love that. Yeah, our journey to be fertile.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Got that period. Got it, got it, got it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's a super intimate thing to ask people.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I already did spoil it on the podcast.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, yeah, he's brilliant. He's super talented. Yeah, that was a cool thing. That was definitely a cool thing. When we were doing the tour in the beginning, obviously, we hadn't had Shiloh yet. So a lot of the tour, people didn't see that part of the video. Oh. And then also, you're terrified, right? Because you don't want to jinx anything.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So I don't even want to say we're pregnant in the beginning until it gets to the point where the baby's healthy. Past viability. Viability, exactly. And eventually he gets there. My wife's like, OK, I feel comfortable with you saying we're pregnant. I'm like, OK, boom, we do that. And then I kind of reordered things. And then the end.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I was like, yeah, I just feel like they've been on this journey, and I think that we kind of owe it to the audience to know that it worked out. Or just to know. I can't leave every show going, and then we'll see. And then all these people are coming out like, what the fuck you mean? What does that mean? But I started, and we did the video, and it was like... Yeah, the impact was wild.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, you get these DMs from people, and everybody's going through it. Like, at my age, it's every... It went from feeling like nobody's going through it to, does anybody have them regular anymore?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it was really comforting.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, you don't feel alone. All these people reaching out, like, going, like, hey... I literally haven't told a single person because I'm embarrassed or my wife doesn't want that information out.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Both. I think that women really, men appreciated the male infertility part, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You don't. Because most of us don't even know.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And if there is any issue, we just assume it's you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's right. We're more complicated. And that's in the special, but it's 100%. Yep. And you just have never heard a story about it. No. Also, we can see it. Like, you guys don't... We don't ever see your eggs. Yeah. Like, we see... That's true. You know, the soup.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But we don't see the actual egg. But our shit we see. So when we look at it, it's like, well, that looks like sperm. Right. It looks right.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You know, I mean, less of it than the pornos. Of course. But it still looks like it. Right. Yeah. So it's not like they don't look like they're swimming. They look like they're swimming on any porno watch. Right. Basically, you're just going through this thing. There's no way. And then you find it out. And then when I found out that it was me, it was way easier to talk about on stage.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
If it was my wife's issue, I don't think I'd be comfortable talking about it on stage.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, because it's kind of... Now, don't get me wrong. She bears the burden of this story. And it was something I worked on to... I'm like, I'm not the hero in this story. And I think that was something I feel like I communicated well.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You want to know a funny thing about that line? The first joke I talk about is, you know, is my people when they're like, they say, we are pregnant. And it's like, your wife is pregnant. It's ridiculous and it's insulting to say. And I go, it's like when my wife says, we made a lot of money.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
It probably would have been more beneficial for me to also go on his stream and talk to him and let him bring up shit that I said and like tell me and have him tell me like why I'm missing this like nuance point and be like, oh, that's interesting.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like that might actually be better for the people that barely understand me or don't even know me to have like a more holistic view of me and like understand who I am.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Because then you find things about me that might not come up on the pot.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like you start asking me things about like how I feel about, you know, I don't know, whatever it is. I don't know if it's fucking like Marxism or some shit like that. And I go, oh, yeah, maybe. Actually, that kind of sounds good on paper.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
I don't know. It'd be nice if there was a little bit more equality for people and people who had nothing, had the ability to come up. That'd be pretty cool.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
You need majority capitalism. You know, it's like a cappuccino. You know what I mean? You can't have, we're not taking espresso shots of Marxism. You know what I mean? It's just, we like capitalism.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's also like – that's the exact word I was going to – it's like brave. You want to show bravery. And I think like not to be political or whatever, but I think in the last, and again, I don't care about politics, but like culture is interesting to me. But I think in the last election with the podcast run, and I just want to say personally, I don't think that we changed the election at all.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I agree 100%. I have no ego about that. That was decided way before us.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like it maybe made people feel more comfortable voicing how they were already going to vote. But I don't think people are watching like I'm completely flipped on this.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. But yeah, I think that the lack of representation of Kamala and even like her constituents on the podcast run, I think it showed a lack of bravery. The feeling was like, oh, they're scared to go have potentially tough conversations. It wasn't even going to be tough with us. I know. What are we going to grill her on?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But her people are going, we can't go on feel. I mean, he's just going to come with the hard-headed questions. Right, like something like that is insane. Yeah, but don't you appreciate that? As much as Gavin Newsom just seems like a plastic bag in the wind, I'm also like, I'm brave. You're willing to sit down on something recorded.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That motherfucker is a good arguer. I know, dude. Candace, too. Candace, I always say, that's... Rogan said Candace is John Wick.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
When you said her kid looked like Anthony Smith, I was like, you better. I was like, you a crazy motherfucker right here, bro.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That daughter, and look, a beautiful kid. You just stop at beautiful. That's what you do. You stop at beautiful. Because you do not want Candace to get fixated, okay? You do not want her to get fixated. The second she comes up with a Theo video, you've got to hope something happens in Israel, pal. Shift the attention. Gaza untight. I need a bucket.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Bro, that was layered because you made it German as well. I brought that in.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I hope people get how layered that is. That is good.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I don't know about that. I think you went one-on-one right there. I said that her daughter looks a little bit like— She's beautiful.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, the daughter is beautiful. I think what we got to say is that Anthony Smith is a beautiful little girl. I think that's the better way of describing it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yo, the Candace Baldoni stuff, I don't know if you were following that at all.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
The only reason why it's interesting to me is that, you know, like Candace has like been positioned in a way on the internet, right? Like, and she existed there and people had her opinions on her and like everybody was stuck. They're like, that's this girl and bad. No, no, no, no, no. We don't listen to her at all. And she started talking about that Baldoni Blake Lively thing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And even my wife was hitting me like, have you heard this Candace Owens girl talking about, I mean, she just exposed the whole thing. Like it's crazy how like, like social utility frames how people see you. So you could be a bad guy and then you start talking in depth about something that people care about. And then all of a sudden, while you're talking about that, you're a good guy.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You're like, man, let me make a call or two. I don't know.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Theo Vaughn for ambassador of Louisiana. The greatest thing the Trump administration has ever done.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Dude, that is creepy. Is that Robert Greene's face on the 48 Laws of Power? Oh, my God. That is one of the most terrifying things I keep looking at over your shoulder.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2. Remember the dude in the painting?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
She does. And the amount of people that listen to her. It's true. And she changes public sentiment. She flipped that whole Blake Lively, Baldoni thing. That flipped. He was a, I don't want to say pariah, but people were like, this guy's a fucking douchebag. Another one of these, I'm a male feminist, guys, and then you're really a creep on set. She completely 180'd the internet on that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Baldoni got to give her a check. That's a good point. She don't even want it, I bet. She got to be so rich because you need to have some money to be that brave and have kids. That's a good point, huh? Once you have kids, you got to make sure you can protect those kids.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Bro, she could be in The Bodyguard. That's the new Bodyguard starring Candace Owens and Anthony Smith. Wow. Whose baby is it? Actually, you don't want to do that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Thank you. So I had my guys do it, like shifty, shifty edited. I'm messing, I forget the guys, who's the DP. And then Troy Miller was the director. And, uh, Yeah. It's tricky. Like filming, filming standup is so tricky, especially when you do these, you know, we're used to just kind of doing it all ourselves.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
She's surprised by her own results. You would never see that coming.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Zero problems. Are we all looking into the cams when we say this? We want zero problems.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
This is what happened during the Revolutionary War. This is what happened during World War II. I didn't even know Russia did anything during World War II until like a few years ago. Yeah. I found out like 25 million Russians died in World War II.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. 19 million civilian deaths, 8.7 million military deaths. That's the thing with Russia. It's tricky. It's like, so they were an allied force, right? Yeah. And then immediately afterwards, you know, we started beefing in the Cold War and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, we had a united cause at one point in time because I think Hitler invaded Russia. Oh, wow.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But the problem with invading Russia is like they have a like a cultural acceptance of misery.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Of war, you're saying? They're like, oh, finally, we're back to homeostasis.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I don't know. Yeah, exactly. So I don't know. I just feel like Americans, we like it. We like nice shit. We like being comfortable. We're brave. That's what I will say. I don't have concerns about us losing a war because I do think that we value freedom. I don't think we would ever accept being controlled by another country. I think that the majority of us would rather die before that happens.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So then you go do a special and you kind of realize that like each department is fighting against one another. Like the video department wants to make it look beautiful, right? but making it look beautiful might make the audio sound bad. The audio department wants to make it sound beautiful.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Theo, what country are you talking about, Theo? Theo, Theo, Candace, see what you started, Candace. Theo, what are you talking about right now, Theo?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
What makes it sound beautiful might mean your mic is really low in the room, so now the show could be shitty for the audience. You know what I mean? So there's like all these, like we had speakers, I don't know if you noticed, like in the front, like usually a lot of times people don't.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's the problem with having people talk to us with really compelling arguments. It's like, I will believe the last YouTube video I saw. Whoever put this shit up this quickly, this has got to be AI, right? This has got to be AI. There is no way. There is no way. Oh, my God. Hey, you're asking for it. Whoever's doing this is asking for it. You need to stop right now. Listen, this is not fair.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, and like most people don't do that because the shot is more beautiful if you just have like raw stage. But I was like, I think that the special would be better if the audience enjoys it the most.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Uh-uh. That's a wild dude, man. He is just so unpredictable. The next sentence he says is also one of these things where it's like, people who say wild shit can also be hilarious. Let's stop acting like both of those can't be true. You know what I mean? Like him, Dr. Umar. I love Dr. Umar. I've been trying to get Dr. Umar on my show forever. Really? Well, he thinks I want to debate him.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I don't think he understands that. Like, I'm just a fan. Like, I just think he's a hilarious communicator. Does the culture, does black culture fuck with Dr. Umar or no? As the spokesman for black culture, I would say yes. Yeah, I would say yes.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah, because I feel like maybe it's like his position is more critical.
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Whereas like maybe Dr. Umar also has the same critiques of certain things. But he is like, hey, we're black first and we got to stay united. We got to lock this down. We got to do what's best for the community. Mm-hmm. But he is a like magnificently gifted speaker. Like he just talks in sound bites. He has this like pastoral repetition.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like remember like early Chris Rocca, he would like repeat the premise over and over again. And it kind of like just emblazoned into your head. But yeah, man, have you ever talked to him?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And now everybody's just trusting... Everything he says. I was like, how did he fucking change? You're like, why is Drewski going to him for dating advice?
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Why is Kendrick Perkins... They got Drew, hey, bro.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
They came after Drewski. Yeah, that bullshit-ass claim against Odell, too. That's the thing. And then, like, whatever girl did that shit, like, we'll never hear from her again. So you can just say these stupid shit. It's just... You should have to go to jail for that. Yeah. You should have to go to jail for that shit. Yeah. Because he has to go out and say, I didn't do that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Exactly. There was one, I think it was like show one, and there was like miscommunication or something. The camera guy was a really sweet guy, but like he thought it was his job to just keep walking down the aisle and back up the aisle with the camera. And I'm like, bro, they got to believe that this is kind of just happening.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, that's a crazy thing to have to say as a human. Jay-Z had to say that shit. And then they just dropped the lawsuit. Did you see that?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then, again, nobody even notices when the lawsuit's dropped. It's like, you got to scream it from the rooftops or else nobody will pay attention. I know. And that goes to that, like, hater shit with the Successfuls. It's like, that story was so popular because...
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
There was probably a lot of people that were like, man, fuck Jay-Z for having a perfect wife and an amazing family and a child and billions of dollars. Yeah, he probably did that shit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But yo, here's the thing with that story is like, that story is just to discredit you. Right? Like if you come from crazy money, everybody gets to go, ah, see, it's not real. And he actually didn't have to experience this kind of traumatic childhood and like this is all bullshit. It's like the story is specifically designed to cut your legs out from under you.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's like why do people want to do that? Why is that? And maybe it's in all human beings. Maybe it's just something that we have to grapple with. But I imagine like the more confident you are in yourself, the more happy you could be for people who get success.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You can't believe that it's happened after so many years of trying.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And when you walk in front of them with a camera, the illusion kind of falls apart, right? They feel like they're part of a filming instead of like just part of this show. So, yeah, that's the tricky thing. I wish I didn't even have to tell him we were filming. Yeah. You know what I mean?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then you can never feel comfortable no matter where you are. In this journey, man, it's – and that's – I guess what is – what would they say? That comes down to like self-acceptance. It's like once you accept it, like you should be entitled to your success and you work hard for it. Then you're not as dependent on like the validation of others.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Some guy walks out of the jungle in Costa Rica. Jaqueta para ti. You get a punch card.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Before that, I was going to get an Eagles letterman jacket.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But now I think that's kind of what it is. Like, you know, Neil is one of his superpower powers is his cynicism. You know, like he's constantly – I hope he doesn't mind me saying this. But he's constantly consumed of like what the worst case scenario of something would be or what the worst person would think about the thing he's doing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And what's good about that is like when you're creating stuff, there's – an advantage in that you're always thinking about what your biggest critic could say. So maybe you really try to sharpen every premise and sharpen every joke and make sure there's no fat and it's like infallible.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And the negative aspect about that is that like, if you're just creating for them, it's hard to create something authentically. And then he said, he was like, listen, after I did that, like that voice started to dim a bit. And like, I didn't have, I wasn't constantly consumed with the critic and I was able to make, I think my best shit. I think that's true. It's like,
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's hard to create authentically when you're worried about what critics would say. You're just making shit for them.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You've been hiding for 40 years. My boy ain't like enjoy some of this shit. We got a new jacket. Hey, man, come on out, man.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
This is just a show. So if you guys yell out or do something, this is as natural as it could possibly be.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Well, I think chasing its tail kind of, maybe that's the, maybe that's the release for you with something like ayahuasca where instead of like constantly searching for what it is and who you are, you do feel connected to whatever this greater, uh,
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
existence is and you just get to go okay I'm not gonna fucking worry all day about what exactly I am and what I don't have and just be this you know bottomless pit that a lot of us in entertainment can be like there is and maybe that's what you need maybe you need that reminder yeah maybe you need that reminder you're part of something bigger
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, you're not. There's something liberating about knowing things are way bigger than you. Yeah. When it's not bigger than you, it's very easy to get caught in your own head. Fuck, it's a lot of pressure, I imagine.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I mean, earlier ones I was able to do that, but I think this one...
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
If you're just thinking about you and how you're being perceived and if you're becoming the man you thought you would be and if you feel comfortable with the success you've had, how other people will react to that success.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
i don't know this one maybe i was like nervous i was like fuck i really want to make sure that we could you know fill that place four times and you know i don't know huge venue it's beautiful what is that yes the beacon in new york wow yeah it's pretty yeah dude this looks i mean i thought i was like this is unbelievable looking oh thanks man yeah you guys crushed it even the font that they chose for andrew schultz life i thought was perfect there's just a lot of great choices i thought
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I think politics is always a reflection of culture. Politics is downstream from cultural needs and necessities. And I think that one of the things that's made you so successful is I think you're deeply connected to culture. You're aware of what people are feeling, you're aware of what they're frustrated by.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And, you know, regardless if there's like data analysis to back up every single one of those claims, like to me, that doesn't mean anything. Like you can list out all the facts you fucking want, but like you're aware of people's frustrations and politicians have to react to that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So you don't need to know like what fucking senator is pushing what bill because they're all reacting to the thing that you're more acutely aware of, probably than even them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can't be a comedian, or at least a high-performing comedian, if you're not in touch with what people are feeling. At its core, I think that's really what makes somebody a good comic.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And sometimes with success, it's harder to connect to it. And it's also harder for them to connect to you. That's probably why you want to hide the house in Nashville. You're like, fuck, well, they feel like they can't relate to me because of this new life I live. That's something that like... So I grew up in New York City, right? In the city you grew up? Yeah, I grew up in Manhattan.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And one of the things about growing up in Manhattan, it's incredibly humbling. Like, you never feel— You weren't in the Newsies.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Good little movie. I think Christian Bale was in that shit, right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But anyway, you're just humbled constantly. You never feel like you got money. There's always somebody way richer. There's always somebody with a way better job. There's always somebody with a better career. Because you're in the city where the most successful of all the people have.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So you never feel this concern that you were talking about, which is like, oh, if I show this nice thing I have, people will think that I consider myself better than them or something. Yeah. If you grew up in New York, you never feel that way because there's always someone so much higher than you. You know what I mean? There's always some so much more wealthy.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So it's just this, there's like a hustle mentality, which is like, I'm going to work really fucking hard.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
For as long as I possibly can. And I'm going to try to get some nice shit, but I'm going to earn it. I'm not going to just have it handed to me. I'm going to fucking bust my ass. But when I do get it, I don't feel guilty about it because it ain't even as close as nice as the guy who lives three blocks that way. Yeah.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So, but I understand, like, my mom's from Scotland, like, fucking, you know, comes from nothing. There's that sentiment of, like, you getting something nice, the community could feel like, oh, do you think you're, you think you're better than us now?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, the first Netflix special, the first thing that comes up on a black screen, that's actually my wife's handwriting. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. She wasn't aware that that's what it was, but it was. Because I don't know how far you are in the special yet, but most of it is this, like, journey of us trying to get pregnant.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm glad that you asked that second question. But the weird thing about having a kid is it is literally every cliche that anybody has ever said. All right, that's a little Shiloh.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
What UFC fighter does she look like? Oh, no, hold on. Don't do it. Huh?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's got to be a new segment on the Theo Vaughn podcast. Yo, yo, yo, he's good.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's every cliche you've ever heard times a thousand. And it's – there's a reason why that exists I imagine. It's like we all should have this reaction towards children, right? Like their smile is the best smile. Their laugh is the best laugh. It's the most incredible experience you've ever had in your life. And there's a little part of you as like a comedian that goes –
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
oh, I'm going to have these unique takes on being a father. And it is, your takes are so similar to every other person who's ever been a dad, which is now I see as a beautiful thing. But yeah, your life gets really small. I can only speak for myself, but I just don't care as much about other things. I want to spend time with her. I want to spend time with my wife.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And as long as they're proud of me and happy with me, that's enough. Anything else is... It's icing on the cake. It feels really good. Like the response to the special feels really good. It's like amazing. Like all these people who went through IVF and had a similar journey as us to like get pregnant, like they, they, they talking about it like feels really good.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But, but I'll tell you one thing, as long as like my wife and baby are, are, are happy with me, like that's, it's, it is an amazing experience. I hope you experience it, man, if that's something that you'd like to experience, but it's transformative.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's so cool, man. It is. Also, you'll watch her, like, It's very, very rare in life you get to see somebody give 100%, like really 100%. And when you watch them in labor, it's 100%. Really? It's just they're giving everything they possibly can give.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
that baby stays in there, bro. Like we had to do a C-section. Uh, we, my wife had to do a C-section. Obviously it was like, I didn't do anything. I just sat there like an asshole. And, uh, but it was, um, but yeah, it's just amazing what they're willing to do. Like my wife lost a lot of blood and like, uh, like 50 cent almost literally. It was like, yeah.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's very similar, actually, to what 50 went through. I got to talk to 50 about that. I was like, dude, you basically got a C-section out there in Jamaica, Queens, bro. Can we talk about that?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 50 C. 50 C is good. He's fucking good.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
No, but bro, it was like, she had no energy left. She had no blood in her system left. And they ask her, they're like, can you do a little breastfeeding for the baby? Because she needs to eat right now. And then they're like, if you don't have energy, that's fine. She breastfeeds the baby. The second the baby pulls off, this is like after, I don't know how long it is.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
She goes, my wife's like, is she good? And the doctor's, yeah, she's good. And the second the doctor takes her off, she just closes her eyes and passes out. But it's like, there's this like primal urge to do anything for that. They'll do anything for that baby. And it is like, yeah, it's a beautiful human experience to watch somebody love something. like otherworldly love.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And, uh, yeah, I think it's a really important part of if you, if you're lucky enough to be able to do it, it's a really important part of like the life experience. It just makes everything, it makes everything small and, and, uh, and worthwhile.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, he's had dementia for a while now, so it's hard for him.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know, what's interesting is we filmed that actually at the early part of the tour.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it was cool to... Yeah, the first one we were thinking about, we're like, should we just start the joke? And then like... The first thing is, I think I go, uh, you guys want to hear my favorite New York joke. And we could have just cut that line, but there was part of me that went like, if I'm just hanging out with friends and I go, yo, I got a good joke. You guys, I,
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
my friends or anybody else in that group will go, yeah, I like hearing a good joke. Like this is why I'm tuning into a special. Like sometimes I feel like the first joke you tell on stage is the most inauthentic because it's like, Hey, we're going to do this thing where I talk and you guys just listen. And once we get into it, it will all make sense.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But the first, the first 30 seconds or a minute of it is inauthentic in a way, unless I honestly tell you, Hey, You guys ready? I'm going to tell you a joke.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We have to suspend disbelief or whatever it is. What's he going to do? We know what we're going to do. Juggle or yeah. Remodel the building.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I was like, how do I just make it feel like authentic or natural or whatever? And, um, but yeah, but having my dad do it, the intro is just the coolest fucking thing. And, uh,
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So that we did a, I mean, he was able to, he was able to knock it out, but we tell him the line right before every single time.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know, you just give it up for my son, Andrew Schultz. Like, and it's, he goes and says it and you could really feel him. It was like really beautiful. I'll probably get emotional, but he was like really, he really wanted to do it, you know?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And like, he was, he's been a great father. So it's like, and he's like trying to remember it, you know? And like, Yeah, it was just really – yeah, it was cool.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know I was supposed to go to the Super Bowl. I was supposed to be part of the show.
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He was, he was, and I keep saying was, which is fucked up, but like he had a, he had a really shitty dad that like wasn't there for him at all. And, uh, he didn't have me until like late, but he like, he never said this, but like he made a decision that he was not going to let that happen again.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
and he was just like he was just there for everything like every I don't know what it's like to not have a dad there for everything which is an amazing privilege don't get me wrong but like it was just so important to him to like let's go throw a base, let's play some basketball, whatever you want. I need help with homework, whatever it is. And he has his dimension.
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I feel like every time I see him, I just hope he knows that he was incredible and that I'm nowhere close to where I am without that. All my confidence comes from him. You know, like every bit of like self-belief, like anything is just, there's this guy who has believed in me always.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I would say like your short-term memory goes away. So I guess memory is broken up into long-term memory and short-term. And for someone to get into long-term, it just needs to be repeated. So he has his long-term memory. He knows the map of New York. He can go around the city, but he might forget what he's going to do. But he knows how to get home.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But if we took him to Florida, he wouldn't really know how to get around. And then short-term, it's like he doesn't really know. He'll have a conversation with you, and then he'll kind of forget. He'll bring it back up. He has a few things that he'll talk about.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I will say that, like, you know, the concern is when this happens is that, like, something underneath is bitter and angry and, like, he just becomes this, like, resentful human being. But he's pure, man. Like, he's just a pure, like, loving, good soul. So he gets to find out every time I see him that he has a granddaughter. And, like, that's pretty awesome.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, so there is a little positive perspective that all you can do is –
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
The fear is that I haven't communicated to him- Enough. Enough how incredible a job he did. And I don't even know if that's important to him. Right, but it's important for you to know it. Yeah, like it's important to me that he knows that he's the GOAT. And like, he might not know that. Like he's, and it's so interesting, like, Yeah, it's just so interesting. You just want them to know.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's done. Do you like... Do you, cause I remember like years ago when we were doing the pod, there was a, you know, hopefully you don't feel bad about me sharing, but you had some frustration with like not being able to create these projects. Do you remember us having these conversations where you like, you really wanted to make a TV show and didn't feel like those doors were open.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But then I realize now after having a kid, before I had a kid, I thought he was doing everything just for me. He was doing things that he might not actually want to do, but he's like, I'm going to be there for my kid. And now that I have a kid, You get so much joy. Oh, you realize. Oh, he was. Bro, it's this beautiful relationship where like you can selfishly be a good dad.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like taking my kid to the Museum of Natural History the other day was more fun for me than her. Yeah. Watching her look at a woolly mammoth. And just have her fucking mind blown.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
She's looking at this. She's looking back at me. She's like, what the fuck is this?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I'm like, we got to go to the museum every week. There is this beautiful where your selfishness benefits your kid. Maybe if you have a healthy relationship. I know there is unhealthy shit there too. Right, right.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, but I mean, yeah, I would just— Yeah, I would hope. I hope that's the case. Like, he battled with depression a lot. You know, like, my family's got a lot of mental illness in it, right? Oh, yeah. So, like, so he battled with depression a lot. And so it was just, you know, like, you don't know what to do when you're a kid about that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, I used to take him to the comedy cellar before I ever did comedy. I was like, I thought that, like, if you laugh, you're not depressed. Like, that's how I thought it worked. So I'd take my depressed-ass dad to the comedy cellar. Little did I know he's just listening to depressed comedians.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He's probably getting more depressed. Like, you know what I'm saying? He's struggling with his life. He's got to listen to these sad-ass comedians on stage talking about how shitty their lives are. He's like, this kid is going to kill me.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And now you're making this movie, you know, you're on top of the world. It must feel pretty cool.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You don't know. You just don't know how it works when you're younger. You don't even know the effects of depression or these types of things.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, it was fucking... Yo, there is bravery to that, though. That's the thing that, like... I think we look back at that generation who was really trying to figure out how to deal with their mental health, and they stiff upper-lipped it. And I think a lot of times we go, oh, they just ignored the problems. It's like, no, no, you can't ignore depression. It's not something you could ignore.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know what I mean? It's there. And what they did is they said, you know what? I'm gonna go to my fucking car, and I'm gonna cry, and I'm gonna get back, and I'm gonna be a dad, and I'm gonna be a husband, and I'm gonna take care of this family, and it's like... And I'm gonna get my fucking son a Pistons jersey.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Exactly. And you're not even a Pistons fan. That's depressing, too. You want it so badly for this kid to be a Knicks fan. This motherfucker likes the team in Detroit. And a lame beard jersey. Yeah. Yeah, it's...
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it is. It is really cool, man. It is really cool.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm like... Even with you and Spade at this point in your career, there was still hesitation.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You also like, you realize. Here's something I realized is I would always call my wife when I know that the baby's waking up from a nap. Let's say I'm at the studio or something like that. And I call, and she knows I'm calling to see Shiloh, right? And once I called my wife, and then she was coming back from a workout class or something.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Also, you probably got PTSD, too, from years of wanting to do these things and not really feeling it. That's true. And then now you're at this point where you're on top of the world. You're like, all right, now everybody's going to give me the opportunity. And then to still feel that... Oh, that sucks.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And she was like, oh, I'm not home yet, so I'm not with Shiloh. And my heart sunk because I was like, oh, fuck. You don't even think I call for you anymore. So in my effort to just connect with my daughter in every possible way I can, I am forgetting about connecting with my wife sometimes.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And your wife doesn't want to be angry at you for that because she's like, thank God I have a dad who's so committed and just in love with their kid. But you can't forget about them. So it's like this constant adjustment. You go, okay, all right, I got to put. Like, hey, Shiloh, is your mom home?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I got to call Shiloh. Yeah. I got to go on the Nanit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You're the most interesting man in America. You spin Kevin Gates bars.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Now you can't win. You just want to talk to this old bitch. So, yeah, you got to do that, man.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's just different. Like I never been personal in my in my comedy. I didn't even think my life was interesting. So I was like, yeah, I was like, I thought my opinions on shit were more interesting in my life. So I was like, I'm not, I don't need to tell you about what's going on in my life.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then, um, and then this thing happened where, you know, we couldn't get pregnant and it was cause of me. My sperm sucked.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So my sperm. What happened? So you take them under the. I'm the face of shitty sperm, bro. Oh.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. You felt bad for a second. You're like, hold on.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You want to know some crazy shit? My boy is a spice trader. This guy I play paddle with, all right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
This boy we call Spice Man. We legit thought he was a drug dealer for so long because he says, like, I'm a spice trader. Like, he makes little jokes about it that he's not joking. He'll show up late to a game and he'll be like, man, sesame was down crazy today. I couldn't find a place to store it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yes, yes. It's literally like a stock market. Like, he's back and forth from India. So we're like, there's no way this is his real life. Like, he sells fentanyl or cocaine or some shit, right? And he's just saying it's turmeric, right? But turns out this motherfucker is a legit 2025 spice trader. This is like the oldest job ever.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
How crazy is that? Shout out to Pete, man. Spicy Pete.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He was like, bro, you can't store the cumin with the turmeric, right? Because one goes old. And I'm like, oh, yeah, of course, bro. That's a huge. That storage shit is crazy out there, you know?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, like, yeah. Was that an option? He was about to, I didn't even know it was going to happen.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
No, I didn't know anything was going to happen. I'm just there hanging out. Then Logan starts to, you know, get me to try to lie in front of all my people in Madison Square Garden.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's the other thing is like giving us money to make a movie, like we're kind of knuckleheads.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I need justice. You can't come do that shit to me in Madison Square Garden. I agree. My home. Talk crazy to me. You know? I need some paper, bro. I need my get back. You know who Aaron the Plumber is?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it is. Like to us, it's a great idea. We're like, we'll figure it out. They're like, have you done this before? And I'm like, nah, but it's just, it's a movie, right? It can't be that hard, right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Joe the Plumber. You need Aaron the Plumber, bro. This guy's an absolute internet sensation.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He said, I jerk off so much in the shower, I'm surprised the drain ain't cracked. Joe is like, it was.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, dude, this guy's cool guy. Oh my God. He's just, he was on this Zeus network show. Do you know what the Zeus network is?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
This is more, more ratchet, bro. But, but Aaron, the plumber, you're not qualified. This guy is a certified hilarious dude. He was an actual certified plumber.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
but he's hilarious on this dating show and uh he was just you know he would get in a fight with anybody who pops shit he's like all right let's go we we fight right now but he's also hysterical and um so yeah he's just an internet sensation i love this guy dang yeah i haven't seen him i gotta check him out who did i see recently gunno lavish have you seen him no who's that
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We got it all figured out. Yeah, why do we have that attitude? Like we want to make a movie and it costs $30 million. And we're like, these fucking assholes. How dare they not give us $30 million even though we've proven we can do nothing. What is that about? That's a great point. That's kind of on us a little bit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm obsessed with it. It's crazy, dude. I'm obsessed with Temptation Island, Spain. Really? Yeah. I could see that. Yeah, it's crazy.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
To see if you'll cheat. And were the people from the mainland or whatever? I think they're all from Spain, pretty much. Some of them may be from other Spanish-speaking countries, but everybody speaks Spanish. So this one couple, she, that girl right there, Anita, Anita gets just banged out, I think, five days in by this other dude, and he's got to watch. Why do you have to watch?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Because that's part of the show, bro. So they're just cucking my man Montoya. But Montoya is so charming that you actually don't look at him like a cuck. You're like, oh, he's like a flamenco singer. He's the man. So he gets really emotional about watching the guy just beat cheeks on his girl.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So there it is. So like, he's got to watch this security cam footage and you could like hear like pelvis hit cheeks. No. Like this. Ugh. Yeah, it's brutal, but it's also fantastic TV. God, I've never seen that. It's amazing. And I haven't watched the whole episode. I just watch whatever highlights get clipped and put on TikTok or Instagram.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
How do I run it back against Logan? Or Jake as well. Get Jake involved as well.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's a good caveat right there. That's a very good caveat. No, Logan needs to get it back. Logan needs to get some get back. That's the reality. You can't come into my place and do that, obviously. But Jake, I don't even know if Jake's going to be involved in wrestling. He's doing his boxing thing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But let's see what happens. I don't know. You never know. You never know with these things.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
What about you? Are you going to get involved in some wrestling?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Or you could just get dragged through the ring like I did and then not work in fitness at all. You know, this is the craziest part of that. You didn't even see the end of it. I got dragged over the banister, ragdolled on the ground, rolled into the ring, bent over and put into a suplex. This other dude, AJ, saves me. After Logan leaves, I jumped on a top rope. Like I did something.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I think I'm the first person in history to just get my ass kicked and still go on the top rope and celebrate.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
No, no. I mean, like, look, it's fucking incredible what Joe's done down there. Like, it's incredible.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I can't believe I'm going to say what I'm saying right now. Because obviously, you know, New York guys were incredibly biased about stand-up. We're like, the best stand-ups are in New York and this is where you come, you got to make your bones, this is what you got to do. And then the idea was, okay, but if you want to become like famous, you can go to LA because that's where the industry is.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Somebody's going to pop into the comedy store, they're going to see you, you'll be famous. That's at least like the hope or the dreams or whatever, right? But... As of right now, if you're a young comic, right? What is your pathway to success in LA? If you're a young comic, what's your pathway to success in LA? Perception.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Doesn't mean that it can't happen, but like in LA or New York, like what shows can you get on that eventually you become famous? Because I know if I'm a young comic, I can manage to get on Kill Tony and become a regular. I'm selling out theaters around the country. These guys are selling real tickets.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
If I get into Joe's world and I'm able to go on the podcast a bunch and maybe even go on the road, like I'm getting a career. I mean, if- To me, it's like we need to start building some infrastructure in New York so these guys feel like there's a pathway to selling tickets. And that's not just New York, that's LA too.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Those days of just like getting a role in a movie and then you sell tickets are done. You doing a TV show one-off and then you sell, you don't just sell tickets. You need to be like ingratiating yourself to the people through stand-up comedy if you want to sell stand-up comedy tickets.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So I don't blame, I don't begrudge any comic who's like, I want to go to move to Austin because I feel like that's where the thing is happening. Especially if you just moved to New York or LA to make it. I'm from New York, like born and raised in New York. So like moving to another city is, It's like leaving my whole family, my friend group.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, my God. I do kind of look like that motherfucker.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He looks ugly next to Christian Bale, bro. And he's not even that ugly, bro. I'm saying he looks like me. So I can't be insulting him that much.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Did he AI my face onto that? I did. This is face swap. God damn, bro. I look ugly next to Christian Bale. That motherfucker is handsome. Look at Bruce Wayne right there, dude. God. Nah, he's a stud. Ugh.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yo, how fucked up is that me insulting him before I knew it was me? That's insanity right there.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Oh, the scene. So it's just like, I imagine every- Oh, yeah, the scene. I mean, think about it. Obviously, we're in different positions, right? We're in a different part of our career where we can live however we want.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Exactly. But if you were young and you're like, my pathway to success, if you go to LA, what shows do you get on to eventually make it? What is your-
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But the tax incentives are really big. You can shoot up in Canada. You can shoot up over in Atlanta. The tax incentives are huge to go shoot in these places. The one when California matched them, it seems like. I think it's just like we were saying. Politics is always downriver from culture. So they're going to have to learn the hard way.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
that's okay i can just tell people that go to see it in advance hey i'm not going to be that great in it but it'll be a cool movie yeah you know like i just don't want to lie to it's just like as long as there's this transparency then i think it's fine i think people admire those uh that take risks i think that's almost like an american thing in general we like risk takers we like people who are brave and i wonder if it's baked in our dna a little bit like our family members that left their families around the world to never see them again for like maybe an opportunity here right
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
They're going to have to see the industry actually start to be negatively impacted for a while. And then they're going to have to vote out whoever's in power with that kind of influence. But LA thrives on Hollywood. Like there isn't LA without Hollywood. Like that, that's the industry.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I, We don't even know you guys have museums out here. I'm being honest with you. Somebody told me that. They're like, oh, yeah, we were spending some time in museums. I was like, you got museums out here? I thought you had that observatory shit that's up on the hill, and that's it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We don't know that you have the theater. Do you have plays that come out in L.A.? I have no idea. Can you watch Hamilton in L.A. ever? No.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Bro, I think that's a fantastic point, because that is the coolest thing about L.A. Hollywood, is, like, old Hollywood culture. Right. Like, there's that hotel, the Sunset Tower or whatever, and, like, it has this cool restaurant that feels like old Hollywood.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's some fancy, bougie shit, but it still feels like, oh, I can imagine directors in, like, the 60s. Yeah, what do you say, huh? You know, what is that fucking girl with the air blowing her dress up?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Who's the girl where her dress was blown up? Shirley Temple. It's L.A.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I think that's – I think it's a great point because there is cool historical shit about LA. But you got to embrace it and then protect it. And I think that – Maybe it's just such a new city. They don't see the value in it. Like we you and I are from very kind of like old places in terms like American history, not world history, but like there's a lot of history in.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm going to give you New Orleans. I know you're not from New Orleans, but like just this idea.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
There's like and it's important to us to maintain that we actually like the way that the buildings look. When a new fancy building goes up in New York, there's always this immediate rejection. We're like, ah, these fucking glasses. There goes the neighborhood or whatever it is. So we try to protect. And I feel like L.A. is so transient.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like everybody that comes here is coming from Maine or coming from Montana or some shit like that to go make it. So they don't really care that much about the history. They're like, what's going on now? But the people from here, like Dove, like the people who actually grew up here and like that is the industry. Yeah, I would like to see that protected. That's a great point.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then there's another version of you coming out here that's not like a TMZ tour bus tour, whatever that stupid shit is. We're like, this is The Rock's house. It's like, no, go see where fucking Sidney Poitier lived or go see where these historic actors, like What's-His-Face's first apartment, Jack Nicholson's first apartment.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, I think that we're probably we have like the DNA of the biggest risk takers on the planet.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
He owns all of the Canes still, right? This is not a franchise restaurant. I think he owns... It's kind of... It's unbelievably impressive. And maybe because I'm from New York, we just got one. There's one that just popped up in these village. But like... I was talking to a buddy of mine who's actually like one of his lawyers, and he was kind of explaining it to him.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's like, this guy's like a real ambitious, like kind of genius to put that together. It's very hard to not sell off your company as it becomes successful. To have that vision, like, I don't know if you're like this, but if I'm building something that's successful and then someone offers me $300 million for it, I'm like –
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Some people are crazy enough to go, no, this shit is really worth $2 billion. I'm like, what is $2 billion even? What is that money even? You know what I mean? There are people that say no to $1 billion because they know it could be worth $5. Isn't that crazy? What do you need that for? You can tap out of whatever you're doing. Maybe they really love what they're doing. Maybe that's it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah, I guess you could, but maybe they would hate that. Maybe they're like, it's my genius that drives this car.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It was Dr. Frankenstein, and then it was the creature. Yeah, isn't that crazy that we think that Frankenstein is the lifeless animal?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Probably lived a way better life. She's not learning Native American. She's just chilling. She's not over here lying to Indians for lunch.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That motherfucker's name is not even Frankenstein. Yo, it's called Creature, which is way more adept, right? Like that feels like the name for it, but not. But at least that's his name. God, dude. Yeah, shout out Frankenstein.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Bro, it's... And, like, now I'm almost, like, annoyed by it. I'm like, I thought we weren't going to have to go through this again. Like, I don't know how it is, like, here where you're living, but we're back to, like, the bipartisan bickering, you know, like... This doge is a big deal, right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Even though there's no American that wants waste, there's no American that wants government bloat, there's no American that wants inefficiency. I don't think any of us are voting for those three things. So this should be unilateral support. We should all get behind it. And maybe the way that they're doing, I think Trump even came out and be like, yo, we're going to use a scalpel, not a hatchet.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I think we're being a little bit too forceful with the firings or whatever. But this is one of those things where it's so annoying And I think you can blame Elon for this as well. Like, on Twitter, he's a little bit antagonistic about shit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You're in power now. Like, I think you have to have a little bit different energy when you're in power. I think when you're not in power, you're trying to get to power. Maybe that antagonism is helpful, right? It can, like, embolden the base. But you're the leader now. Leaders don't need to poke a finger and, like, twist a knife or whatever.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But you're basically creating a place for people to go consume content in general. And if he's the biggest creator on that platform, then it makes sense that he continues to create. So you're saying that he's not doing this just to get out information, but he's also doing this to uplift the app. It's like a hype machine, yeah.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And it's kind of it's kind of annoying because he's a genius. You want him on your side. Like I want the guy who makes the rockets on America's side if we go to World War III. Right. Like I think that's a pretty good idea that we get the guy who's going to send a ship to Mars on our side if we're going to have like drone warfare throughout the world. Like let's keep him in our good graces.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I do think – and I'm a little bit more optimistic about this administration. That's what I've realized with most people, like sane people, is that if you don't – if you didn't vote for Trump but you're not like a complete like lunatic extremist,
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
On both sides, by the way, if you're just kind of like a normal, regular guy, but you feel like you lean left a little bit more, you go you just are pessimistic about the administration. And if you lean maybe right a little bit more, but you're not some insane like right wing quack, you're optimistic about the administration.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like, when we get out there. You've got to be selling the dream, though. You're like, no, no, no. Trust me. That's true. Trust me. It's crazy over there. Yeah, they got everything.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We both kind of want the same thing. We want the best thing for American people. We might disagree about where we get there, but we do want the most opportunity, wealth, ease of living for American people. So when it comes to the administration, I'm like a little bit more optimistic about it. I'm like, okay, let's just see how this works. Right. That's how I feel.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
People are going, oh, he's doing all these tariffs. It's like, my man, I'm not an economist. I know you aren't an economist.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I don't know if this is a negotiation. Like if you go to buy a car and the car is like 100 grand and you go in, you go, all right, I'm going to offer 80 grand. Right. Knowing that they're going to settle around 90. Right. The problem is when you do that, you do that in privacy with the car dealer. Trump got to do it publicly. And now he's got people in his own country going, how dare you offer 80?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's so disrespectful. And he can't come out and go, dumbass, we're going to settle at 90. I just got to start at 80. So could you give me fucking two weeks to do that?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
women that you get out there i heard they could get a couple miles out there there's just a lot of women out there they got them on the way yeah you don't even have to make it the whole way they got stops yeah it is uh so anyway so i think i think like naturally you know you get a lot of success there are going to be people that enjoy seeing you fail or whatever it is but uh unfortunately i guess human beings we got that in us a little bit but um
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I bumped into Al Green at the breakfast club he was going on after me. And someone was like, hey, who wants to? Al Green wants to say hello. And I was like, yeah, sure. That'd be cool. And this guy just got chucked out of the fucking Senate. And I went and I go and I shake it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And, like, his, like, handle or something like that is, like, waiting there with, like, a camera, like, tucked here for the handshake picture. And I was like, did I just get set up in a photo op to make me look sympathetic to what happened? I'm like, what exactly is going on?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Let's get it on. Yeah, I think so. But, yeah, so it's a tricky time now politically.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Also, if the if and I'm not trying to just like bag on the last administration, but like if people are uncomfortable and the last administration was running on this platform of, hey, we're going to keep doing the same thing that we've been doing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You can't really blame Americans for going, well, that's not working for me right now. I got to try something different. Yeah. And then giving the new thing a little bit of leeway. It's not like, again, I might be more optimistic. And if it goes bad, I will be the first person to criticize it. I have no problem criticizing whoever's in power. This is the easiest thing in the fucking world for me.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But I am hoping, I'm at least going to give a little bit of grace and hoping that this is going to work out for all of us. And I'm going to give it more than a fucking few months. I'm going to give it a little bit to see where it goes. And if it does go, I'm not going to be the guy to go, told you so, you fucking idiot. Because that's not the joy that it brings me.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
The joy that it brings me is like, hey, shit, we're actually making some cool change.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I do also feel like the people that ride for you appreciate the risk that you'd be taking.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So like bare minimum – and like I'm not trying to knock any of the American – other American cars, right? But I don't think Ford is entirely made here.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I guess that, you know, you could be putting together the full car here, but maybe there's like certain factors that doing other stuff. And I'm OK with that. Like, I'm I'm OK with outsourcing to different countries. I think it gives them opportunities as well. That's a cool thing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Exceeding the industry average of 52%. Wow. Now, that doesn't mean they don't make cars in other countries as well.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But the ones that are sold here are made here. Regardless. Okay. If we want to attack a car company, right? And again, I don't know if they're attacking Tesla because they don't like the product. They're attacking Tesla because they don't like the CEO of the company.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And that is the risk of being a celebrity CEO. By the way, there's like CEOs of, and you talk about this all the time, but like some of these like pharmaceutical companies, we don't know who the fuck they are.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Bro, if you have a billion dollar business and nobody knows who you are, you're doing some fucked up shit, my boy.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
For real. So this is like a kind of shitty situation where like, yes, I understand that he's antagonizing people. He's like rubbing people the wrong way. You don't like the guy. You don't like the beliefs. You don't like what he's doing. And there are things to criticize. I'm not saying there aren't things to criticize. Like everybody is – nobody's above criticism. But –
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
To punish that car company that is 100% made in America, made by people living in America, Americans rely on those jobs. Like, maybe we criticize another thing. Right. Like, what is your goal? That we shut down those factories and those Americans lose those jobs?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I mean, I just you know, I don't people I think will gravitate towards corruption naturally. And I think it's something you constantly have to fight every single second.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You said something interesting though, like this idea, like you wake up every morning and you're like, I don't expect the government to do something for me. I think that's a more like Southern and frontier belief.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know, I think that like when you grow up in like New York, there is this relationship with the government where you're like, if the roads are fucked up, you start going, yo, why are the roads fucked up? Like we're spending all this money in taxes or like the government, you're supposed to do it. You're giving me all these rules I got to live by. So you might as well do some shit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But that's interesting that you have this perspective, which is like, I don't expect anything from you guys. And I wonder if when they encroach on your freedoms, it's that much more annoying because you're like, I don't rely on you for anything and you're going to tell me what to do.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Whereas we might be more accepting of the laws and the encroachment of freedoms because we are more reliant on them for certain things. Yeah. So, and I wonder if that's why like some of the COVID stuff was way easier to accept in big cities because we're already had this symbiotic relationship with government. Right.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Whereas in places like Florida or even, you know, other like Southern, maybe I guess some red states, not all.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And more rural areas. It's like, yo, listen, don't mess with me because I don't ask you for shit. Right. And now you're getting into my house and telling me what to do when I already don't ask you for anything. Right. We have one road. We keep it clean. It's fine. I drive a truck, so you don't have to pave it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Curiosity is kind of punished in a way, but maybe it's cause they'll put us on such a pedestal. They're like, you should know the answer to these things. It's like, well, I don't. And that's why this guy's here. Cause I'm trying to figure out the answer to it. And I just want to know their take.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I try to meet people at their intentions because I often want people to judge me on my intentions. When I say some like crazy fucked up joke that's not even fully fleshed out on a podcast and I want people to go, oh, he just wanted it to be funny. Not, oh, this guy is an evil asshole. So when I see people doing the taking like the progressive measures that might feel like they're going too far.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I at least have some empathy. I go, all right, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make this world that we live in, this country we live in, a more comfortable place for everybody. And you're thinking about these oppressed or ostracized groups and you're like, how can they not see certain imagery that might remind them of these horrible things that their ancestors went through?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So like I go, okay, I get that maybe you have some really good intentions here. And then we can meet at that where we go, I get your contentious. And then we start to have – then let's have the conversation of, OK, how much of that are we going to remove before we start removing like the history of our country? And some of the history is ugly and that's – it's unfortunate. But it is the history.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like removing it doesn't remove the history. Right. Right. But at least not looking at them like they're assholes that want to destroy America. Maybe some of them are. But I think some of them also just kind of want to make life better for people. I don't think everybody's bad. I think there are bad actors on both sides.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But I think there's some people who like maybe they were bullied a lot as a kid and they're like, man, I don't want anybody to go through that shit. Like, yeah, I don't. I want to look out for some people and create some more protections. And sometimes those protections might go like a little bit too far.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then sometimes instead of creating protections, people will like hurt people, hurt people. they'll do the opposite. They'll be like, oh, white people are horrible. It's like, okay, okay, you're going too far.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You might've experienced some really fucked up people in your childhood and maybe you have that way of looking at it, but it's not gonna help if that's your way of communicating with them.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, we could just see what it was like being Native American back in the day. Hey, uh-huh. Yeah, they're all Italians.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Christopher Columbus, look at these guys. Hey, fucking red horse, get over here. Hey, how many necklaces we gonna wear, huh? You called it night, I bought some blankets. Hey, hey, hey, huh? That would be cool, though.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I want to know what they think. And then I'll bring somebody else who thinks something different and I'll ask him that. And, but yeah, that is, I guess maybe some criticism is like, well, why'd you ask, why didn't you ask this question or why didn't you rebuke, rebuke that? And it's like, bro, I don't know. I don't know anything just yet.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
According to a lot of Reddit feeds this week. Twitter, they just blame everything on the Jews, bro. Shit that you didn't even imagine. It's the Jews' fault, right? They got nothing to do with it. Soon they're going to blame Christmas on the Jews. Oh, that was kind of. The Jews are impressed but also not cool at the same time. What if they're like, yo, can you blame some good shit too?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We did some good shit, right? Y'all like Christianity?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Do you like taking time off? Does that feed you at all? Yeah, I need it. I need more of it. And do you enjoy it? Is your time off just hanging out at a beach or do you like going to a city that you're really interested in, learning about the history? What is your version of a...
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I imagine you with like a small Asian tour guide. And that's it. Just you guys motorcycling around Vietnam or Cambodia. Just say shit to them all the time?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I mean, you don't have to feed them. They might feed themselves out there.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And if you can make a big order, you can obviously reduce the pricing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So can you get the material from. Does the material also have to come from here? I imagine we have to get all of our material from other countries.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I mean, yeah, we're completely reliant. It's. It's a little scary, I guess. That's the thing. It starts to get scary. Because T-shirts are the least necessary product that we are completely reliant on other countries for. So if we're relying on T-shirts, what else are we relying on? Are we relying on
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
technology in some ways like what are the things that become uh like at risk topics for us yeah that we're relying on other countries because it's nice to know that you're not reliant or that the entire world is reliant on each other and if everybody's relying on each other okay then there's like a mutually assured destruction right maybe that's good but right just tell us the truth if we know everything i would just love it if like here's the the exact facts you know when do you think
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
All right, you know how conspiracies are incredibly popular right now, and now everybody kind of knows the conspiracies. So that immediate hit of dopamine you get when you share the real truth with somebody who doesn't know it, and when they look at you, they're like, oh my God, you're so smart, or whatever. Now that everybody knows the conspiracies...
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Do you think that we start – the pendulum starts to shift back to like kind of what really happened? Because the conspiracy is like the most exaggerated version of what happened. Yeah. And what really happened is probably pretty boring. Like the truth of most things is probably pretty fucking boring.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Did you feel like you had to be informed? Were you like reading Wall Street Journal and shit? No, I just like, I thought like, because here was the crazy thing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It's not what the media has told us. That's for certain. Those are lies, 100%. But it's not what like – The Reddit historians have said.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And it's probably in here. And then we all go... All right. Yeah. Like, that is... I wonder if, like, there's something like that even to the Epstein list. Like, everybody's waiting for this Epstein list, and they're waiting for it to be, like, direct logs where it's, like, Bill Gates paid for anal from a 16-year-old at da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then it's, like, name, picture, fucking whatever it is. And it... Every time they hand out, like, the binder or whatever it is, nothing that crazy comes out. Now, don't get me wrong. I believe he's, like, a prolific pedophile. Like, if he is still alive, find him and fucking kill him. The girl, too. Anybody who's involved in it, defended it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Anybody who's on the fucking flight logs, put them in prison. Like, we need some justice here. But have we created an idea of what this is, which is so far removed from what it actually is?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
They're going to think we're liars anyway. Right. Like because imagine they gave us a list and there was like there was like 25 people on it. Right. We'd be like, man, you fucking pieces of shit lying to us again. Like the only thing we would believe if literally every single world leader went in there.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Todd Phillips, you know, until we sell this story.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Why don't we just get, this is the way I was thinking. We, we solved it. The guy who gave, who let, uh, Epstein manages money. Is this a guy named Les Wexner or something like that? He's this guy who started Victoria's secret.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And, like, I don't even think Epstein went to college or something. So, like, how the fuck do you end up managing this billionaire's money? This guy's, like, 90 years old. Give him immunity. Just go, yeah, this guy right here. Les Wexner. Okay? He's a billionaire. He's 87 years old. You just go, listen, you're about to fucking die. Can you just tell us what happened? Right. Tell us what happened.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We'll give you immunity. you don't get to die a hero at all. You're a piece of shit that probably funded this whole fucking thing or connected different people to different stuff. We don't know what the fuck you're actually doing. You're involved, but you don't get to die a, well, you still diabolical piece of shit, but maybe you do one good thing in your life before you fucking die. Right.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then the American people get some satisfaction. The victims get some satisfaction. We get to actually know what's happening because I don't even know if we, I don't, I don't know if we actually will get to know what's happening unless somebody who was involved says it specifically.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I don't believe Ghislaine because I think her pops was – he was part of Mossad, right? So I don't believe anything she's going to say.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I don't think they wanted to. I think he was like, yo, I got some young bitches on an island. We're all going to fuck. But I don't think that he said, I have underage women to incriminate you on an island. Right. I think he's like, yo, I got some 20-year-old fucking Russian bitches. They're on an island. And all these dudes were like, oh, we can go party with Russian bitches? Yeah.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I wonder if it's as simple as like some club promoter going, I got a table full of girls at Tao tonight. You want to party? And people go, well, that sounds like a great idea. Nobody's IDing those girls. Right. And they for sure aren't IDing them because why would they go, yeah, this guy's going to make me a pedophile this weekend. Yeah. Right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then maybe afterwards they go, by the way, that girl was this old. So I'm going to need you on a certain day to do a favor. That's how I would imagine it would be most effective.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Fucking a hooker on an island still is bad if you're like a political figure that has a family and you have children. Like, you could be, it could be old, they could be old enough and it's still like, you don't want that out because it ruins your career.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Or you got to protect these girls who are underage and they were raped by these famous people. And like they have moved on with their lives. They got families. Do they want their information out there in the world? Probably not. They're like, I don't want to relive that shit. So redact me or whatever that term is.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But yeah, I just feel like we're at this point where like if we're going through this phase in America where we are – we're in all-time low trust in all of our institutions.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Or you start being honest. Like, that's kind of... That's why- Right, or you start being honest. And like, yo, we're Americans. We can deal with shit. Like we've dealt with horrible things before in our past. Even as humans, we can. That's it. So it's like, and I think there's a version where like accepting these things and moving on allows us to have even more pride.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Where right now we're in this like age of like ambiguity where like we want to be really proud. But we're like, but is some of this shit true? Like we're just unsure. Yeah. Let us accept it. Let's accept these the stains on our history. And then let's move on and make greater history. Let's make greater things to be proud of.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I think it's a moment in history to be proud of where you're an administration comes in. They go, listen. We – unfortunately, the government let these food companies poison you and a lot of people are negatively impacted like that. A lot of people got cancer probably because of food that they were eating and that's fucked up.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's horrible and we're going to either punish some of those food organizations or bare minimum, we're going to make it illegal for them to do that shit. Hey, some of these pharmaceutical companies, they were jabbing you up with shit that you didn't need to be jabbed up with and they were doing that so they could profit.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
I actually think that, like, whatever your perception or your feelings are about something, that's actually more valuable than what the, like, factual truth is.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We're going to either punish them or we're going to stop allowing them to do it so the next generation of Americans doesn't have to go through what you guys went through. And then you go, you know what's fire about America?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We realize when we fucked up and we have the energy and excitement and the confidence, the self-esteem to go, all right, we're changing it and we're going to live up to the expectations that we have for ourselves. And that's why I like, you could say whatever you want about RFK. It seems to me what he wants to do is make a positive change for people. Let's see if he's able to do it. But in terms of
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
making America healthy or whatever the slogan is, why would you not want America to be more healthy?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Wouldn't it be cool, like, This is all I said. Like obviously I have a daughter. So I'm like – and she's of the age we're going through vaccines and stuff and it's terrifying. I was talking to Joe about this.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It was like it's the most terrifying thing you'll ever experience in your life is you have the most perfect thing you've ever created and you have to put something in them and you've watched a video on YouTube that says that it could do something horrible to her. But if you don't do it, she could get some disease that could do something horrible to her.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Because most people aren't reading up on the factual truth. Right. Like, you got to meet people where they are emotionally.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
So you're like what – how do I protect my kid? There's a fork in the road and both potentially lead to horrible outcomes. how do I protect my kid? I would love nothing more than to do like an intense, like, and I'm sure they've already done this. So if they have and call me an idiot, that's fine. I'm an idiot, whatever. But like intense, like research into, you know, the vaccinations.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I would love nothing more if we found out, Hey, you know what it, it looks like they are safe for them. And there's very low chance cause of anything negative for your kid. How much nicer would that feel than right now? What all of us new parents are feeling, which are like, do I have to delay it? Like which ones, how do I protect my child? Like, We want the research. We want it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Dude, because there's so much muck out there. There's so much bullshit information. And, like, we're guilty of that, too. We just spout whatever on the fucking mic, and who knows if it's true or not. But... It'd be nice if we had information disseminated from the people in power.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It might be wrong or it might be right, but they are the people in power, so we can at least hold them to that standard. If they say that they're doing this specific thing and we disagree with it, we can be like, I disagree with that. But if Bobby's coming out and he's going, listen, we're getting the red dye out of here. It doesn't benefit anybody.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
There are other ways to create, I don't know, sugar coloring substitutes that are less harmful to you. Does anybody disagree with this? Everybody goes, no. Okay. Okay.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It wasn't that I was good at it, but I liked mowing lawns. I felt accomplished afterwards. I'd look at it and I'd go, wow, I did that. That was kind of annoying. It was hard, but... there, here's this thing that I did and it looks better now. And I felt proud of it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And you might hate what that person says, but... Don't dismiss him because there might be a lot of people that feel that same way.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And, uh, I think there's a version of that in creating stuff in general, but I think very early, I, I like to, to work on something and then see the thing I created. And, uh, so yeah, there was something really nice to that, uh, about that. It's, I, Now I get to do a job where I like the actual work part and I like seeing the end product. I didn't enjoy the work part of it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
But yeah, I think that – I'm trying to think. I mean I just worked in like restaurants.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We didn't have a Macaroni Grill in the city, man.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
We needed a Macaroni Grill. That's your origin story. I worked at a pizza shop. I do look like I could pull off pizza shop, right?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
You know what I mean? Like, there's a lot of people, like, I've heard people say this a lot. They go, you know, the economy actually wasn't that bad, you know, under Biden or whatever it is. And it's like, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. You can't tell somebody who feels the economy is bad that it's not bad.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
What was the first time? Do you remember the first time as a kid that you made money and like the feeling of that?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And why do you think you were hiding your pride and protection?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's where it comes from. When you ain't shit, you assume other people ain't shit. It starts here, though. Okay. It starts here, though.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was Gin Lee. Is it gin? Like gin for ginger. Well, first of all, he's a black dude who says, sorry, he's a white dude who says the N word.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. So now are we witnessing that word become more of a cultural thing and not a specific race thing?
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Right? Like, if they feel like the eggs are expensive, that's what they feel. It's like, I would say this, like, if I get into an argument with my wife, like, I do something to piss her off. And, like, she doesn't want me to explain to her why she shouldn't be upset.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
It is interesting because it is like – so I guess when I was growing up in New York, it was a thing that white people, we would never say and you could not say. But like Puerto Ricans that were kind of like white presenting would say it and that was fine. I think even like Mexicans were kind of saying it.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Sometimes even Asians would say it, but it felt really like a word white people were not allowed to say, obviously because of the historical context, right? But that situation right there is quite interesting. Like if he did grow up in this culture, maybe it's his friend's way of saying, we don't see you as different, bro.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Like we actually see you as one of us and we don't feel any negative sentiment when you say it. And this is our way of saying we accept you and you're not different, right? Maybe. Again, I don't know. I'd have to ask them. Whereas like if somebody else said it who is not from the culture at all, they'd be like, yeah, you can't say that.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
And that's their way of saying you're not from the culture, bro. Right. Like you are not. You're a visitor here and you're not allowed to say that thing.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Now you get in trouble. Right. Which I think is, yeah, that's empathetic.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
Cause he probably is aware that, oh shit, white kids might see me doing this and then they think it's okay for them to do it. And now they're getting fucked up. And so he's like, listen, your life might not be my life. Like, like, right.
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#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's like better than the parental advisory. It's just there's a there's a white disclaimer. Yeah. You are not me.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Do we? That's something like we got to ask ourselves, like, are we fully accepting of gingers? Like, are white people fully accepting of the gingers?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Right? Like that never works. I know you're upset, but you shouldn't be because of these reasons.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Alpha Kappa Psi? Alpha Beta Phi Beta Kappa Alpha Psi. That might have been it. The Kappas are, have you seen the Kappas before? Kappas are cool. They like, they got like a cane and they do like these cool dances with the cane.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
my boy was my boy was a captain in college and uh they could have been it they were like swagged out and then the uh what is the the omegas those are like the uh the athlete that's like the athlete frat that's like really you know yeah they're the ones jack has that the q dog q dog yeah yeah i think it was q dog shit right they invited they had like a it was like it was a it was nickelback but it was black guys doing it right it was like um don't even say it it's
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
She just wants me to be like, hey, my bad. I'm sorry I made you feel that way. And I feel like our whole political discourse, and I don't know anything about politics, but I feel like the whole political discourse is just like, you're wrong because. And then the others are going, you're wrong because. And then it's just shows set up to dunk on one another. Like there's no good faith conversation.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Don't even say the name of that cover band. Don't even say the name of the Nickelback black cover band, Theo. We've almost done the whole pod, okay? We did a good job. We did a good job. I know you're trying to bait me with this, Gin Lee. We did a good job today, okay? We did a good job today.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
We don't even have to go into it. That's so crazy how we all know exactly how it was spelled.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm going to spit that whole shit right now, dude. I don't want to have it, dude.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Please, man. I want you on flagrant and I want you on brilliant idiots, man.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Even if we just go grab a drink, I think you guys would hit it off.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
You guys have great vibes. He's incredible, man. He's, he's incredible.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
And the second we're out here having like a good faith conversation, like we bring somebody on and we're just like, all right, so what do you feel about the world? People would go to us like, you fucking asshole. How dare you not dunk on that guy? How dare you not humiliate him on your podcast so I can feel good at home?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
You had, like, Rogan had Ian Carroll, and you had Candace on, like, I think the same day. It was a tough week for Israel.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Jews went to the tunnels. They're like, we're here. Everybody into the tunnel.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
That's the other thing I realized. Like, I think it was after the last special, right? I was like, okay, you know what? I'm going to kind of chill. Like, I want to spend time with my family, my friends. Like, I'm not going to go out and do as many, like, pods and stuff like that. You know, I got a lot of work that I'm doing at home. I don't know.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
I'm not saying I'm famous, but I don't know what the fuck it is to be famous. I never wanted to be famous. I knew that that might have been a byproduct of having success in comedy, but I never studied being famous. I didn't give a fuck about how to be a famous person.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
Right. Yeah. So like I remember I was like, OK, I'm not I'm just going to chill. I'm like, I'm not going to be doing as many pods, et cetera. And that's the thing that I realized, like having different voices on your pod doesn't really do anything for your for the people's perception of you that aren't your fans.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
So, like, so we probably, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but, like, we probably think, like, I'm going to have different voices on my podcast. And, like, one, I'm curious and I want to know what they think. But two, I want to also, like, let the people out there in the world know, like, I care about hearing from different people.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
And I care about having diversity of thought on my podcast. Right. The people that don't know you, the casuals, are just judging you by the worst thing you've ever had on your podcast. Right. And the worst thing you've ever said. Yeah. Right. I didn't realize this until recently.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
The best way to like thwart those perceptions of you is not by having people on your show because the casuals don't watch your show. It's by going to your biggest critics show and sitting down with them or not even your biggest critic, but like going to somebody who like might have a very different like worldview than you.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
And then you guys sit down and realize, oh shit, we actually don't have that different worldview. That was all a perception. Anyway. I think a lot of times we go, okay, we're really busy. It's like hard for us to go around and do different shows and that kind of stuff. Because I think our perception is, is not going like, how can I be the most famous person? Like, I don't give a fuck.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#569 - Andrew Schulz
I want to make the coolest standup that I possibly can. I want to hang out with my friends and I want to talk some shit on podcasts. Like that's enough for me. But I've realized the importance now of going to other people's homes and having those conversations. You know, like we had Hassan on our pod.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Hey fatty.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
I want you to choke me later. I just want to get hard without pills. I think Duncan might want to fuck me. That's okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Strong Eastern European. 19 embryos or 19 eggs? 19 eggs. No, no, no.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Embryos is after they, so usually you like half it along the process, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
It's also like you don't come here to have kids.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Just an immediate opinion. Yeah, there doesn't even have to be logic there at all. Like, the less logic, the better, and it's just strong feelings. And sometimes you don't know if they believe it, and it really doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. It is pretty beautiful, actually.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
And then... Did you watch porn? To jerk off?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Now this is good. Now the girls are going to be in your DMs. Oh, fuck. Andrew. Andrew.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
It's like, no, you just don't like that guy. Just hate him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
But the girl is so beautiful. It's pure love. Like she's dying laughing. He's looking himself and he was like, fuck, I'm screwed.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah. So do you have any clips that you can can play? Is there like some greatest hits? Let's see this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
This is it right here? This is maybe one of the moments. Yeah, here we go. Do we have audio? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
It's one of the most amazing things you've ever seen in your life.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
because if she doesn't open that door yeah man is that rough yeah yeah but like the whole like you just count down you're like all right i'm out of here yeah i guess i'll go home because i'll go back to my room now yeah and this is just one couple there's 10 different couples that all go through the exact same thing global sensation right now it is the only thing on tiktok okay
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Yeah, no it don't.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
Be yourself, baby.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
I said it, I said it, you're mad.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
yeah that's hilarious I thought a horse got impaled with a spear or something holy shit okay so you need to get on you need to get on we got some things to watch got Zeus Zeus and then the Temptation Island you gotta do it and don't forget when you're thinking of things to watch Andrew Schultz Life is streaming now on Netflix real quick before we go there's one thing I have to bring up to you yeah the this is when I knew you were really locked in on the internet stuff
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801
On that note.