Andrew Zubowski

I can't wait for the sketch this will inspire. One of my favorite days, 9-11, because I got to get to work very easily.

Quite far from the World Trade Center. Perfect distance for me to enjoy it from as a Canadian. Now, does he have a security team? He has a phalanx of assistants.

Quite far from the World Trade Center. Perfect distance for me to enjoy it from as a Canadian. Now, does he have a security team? He has a phalanx of assistants.

Quite far from the World Trade Center. Perfect distance for me to enjoy it from as a Canadian. Now, does he have a security team? He has a phalanx of assistants.

Five. When I saw him in real life, he was surrounded by five blonde ladies on phones, and he did nothing.

Five. When I saw him in real life, he was surrounded by five blonde ladies on phones, and he did nothing.

Five. When I saw him in real life, he was surrounded by five blonde ladies on phones, and he did nothing.

I didn't see that.

I didn't see that.

I didn't see that.

That's another substantiated rumor about me. How many times people make up incredible things. I'm seven feet tall. Well, if you remember, Al Gaeta went for the man's terrier, and then the man got in the way and got killed and had his leg ripped off by Al Gaeta. Now... The popcorn boy could be the thing that fucking entices Al Gaeta to come out of the swamp and go after the boy.

That's another substantiated rumor about me. How many times people make up incredible things. I'm seven feet tall. Well, if you remember, Al Gaeta went for the man's terrier, and then the man got in the way and got killed and had his leg ripped off by Al Gaeta. Now... The popcorn boy could be the thing that fucking entices Al Gaeta to come out of the swamp and go after the boy.

That's another substantiated rumor about me. How many times people make up incredible things. I'm seven feet tall. Well, if you remember, Al Gaeta went for the man's terrier, and then the man got in the way and got killed and had his leg ripped off by Al Gaeta. Now... The popcorn boy could be the thing that fucking entices Al Gaeta to come out of the swamp and go after the boy.

And then Al Gaeta could... Rip his legs off. I'm just going to say... He's a 12-foot alligator.

And then Al Gaeta could... Rip his legs off. I'm just going to say... He's a 12-foot alligator.

And then Al Gaeta could... Rip his legs off. I'm just going to say... He's a 12-foot alligator.

Yes. For my own peace of mind.

Yes. For my own peace of mind.

Yes. For my own peace of mind.

Yes. Al Gator absolutely massacres Lorne Michaels. He first, like, obviously he stages it all to be like, let's see how he does in the test. And so they bring, Al Gaeta is in the waiting room for that 8-H.