Andrew Zubowski
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222 appearances
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first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Andrew Zubowski’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I know it's going to be deeply unpopular.
Do you ever see the video of him harassing Tyler, the creator?
no that's the joker oh my god you could see tyler creator tyler the creator is like so he's pulling out of some party diddy's is dressed as a joker and keeps trying to get him to come out of the car and you can see this look on tyler the creator where he's like uh no thank you no i don't want to go with you i don't want to go seems all tough but he's actually a really nice guy tyler the creator yeah he's a very nice guy he's a very he's he's an but you see this thing where he's trying to get him to come out oh my god he won't come out no it's a fake gun it looks real yes it looks very real
Yeah, it shouldn't be. But he was apparently, he stayed in character. Well, he even white-faced his neck. Well, of course. He stayed in character all night, apparently, and it was very frightening.
No, this terrifies me. Yeah, that's what Luigi meant Diddy as Joker Fry Diddy.
I mean, if anybody can woo these little Larricans, it's a man who's got fucking gallons of baby oil and people who are going to fuck these Larricans. Why do I say that? These Larricans have never had sex like this. But the Larricans, I think they love all crime. Except for sexual assault. Yeah, I would say that too. I think that they're not sexual angels. I don't think they're sexual beings.
They're too young. I think that they just like the freedom of the outback. They love, they commit crime for the fun of it. You don't think that Titty's going to show them a pair of titties and they're going to go, oh my God. I bet you, but I also think boys would come too fast. And they go right to sleep.
Dude, if you show, but I do think that if you showed a bunch of boys a pair of titties, right? Like let's say you called, what's her name over? You call, it was Ice-T's wife, Coco. Coco. Let's say you go over huge titties, showing them to Lyricans. I think they come in their pants immediately. And yeah, at first you're like, wow. But then it's kind of over.
And then once you've come, you don't care about anything. Diddy's been manipulating young gang members his entire life. He has this.
They mostly stand for freedom. And they don't trust a shady adult.
If the Lyricans can take out the, as far as I'm concerned, if the Lyrans can take out the Mars attack aliens, they can take out Diddy. Yeah. I think that if Diddy is really like, if you're going to fight all of these boys, the thing about boys, again, they just keep showing up. And anybody can be a Lyrican. You just have to just give up living in society. Yeah. Well, as a child. Yes.
He can't be an old larrikin. And you have to be a good... An old larrikin is a bastard.
As soon as they get their fill of, you know, like pigs in a blanket and the mimosas going around. Do you think that's what they have at Diddy's parties? Pigs in a blanket? That's what I'm saying. The little spinach triangles. When they're filled with the spinach triangles, they've already served their purpose at the party. They've gotten the free food and the booze that they wanted.
That's the only reason why they're there. They don't care about the women. They're sexless.
Oh, yeah. They spent all the money very quickly on pinball machines, a bunch of sour candy. Yeah!
I know we're going to hear the end of it, but that's why we want you. Chime in sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. Where did we get it right? Where did we get it wrong? And what? Next week. I mean, next year. When we do this again. We are terrified of larrikins. I think it's the one thing we've decided.
They are unpredictable and they are unstoppable because we can't do anything about them. I can't hit them. That's the thing is you fight back against the larrikins, you go to jail. That's the thing. A well-placed strike of an SUV can kill a lot of larrikins. He does have plenty of escalades. If we want to talk about this again. I just don't think there's too many of them. Wow, this is just...
I love us. Yeah, as do I. This is our best work.
Coming back to the old stomping grounds. In the very room I started comedy. It's going to be so much fun, man. And I can't wait to do... We're going to have fun in Orlando and Fort Lauderdale.
First side story shows are going to be fucking great. May 7th and 8th, we're going to be in Fort Lauderdale, Dania Beach for side stories. And on May 8th, we're going to be in Orlando at the Funny Bone. Fuck that, Ed. Hell yeah. Hail Satan, everyone. And hail Gein. And make sure to remember, always fight for freedom. Yeah. Hail telecom. I'm doing it.
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