Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
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What is the significance of the March Madness of Murder?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started. Who's that?
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Are you prepared for the madness and mayhem? Welcome to... to last podcast on the left. And we are here at the depends adult diapers for men center outside of downtown Croatia. And it is a beautiful day for a fight. Isn't it market?
That's right. This is the fourth annual last podcast on the left, March madness of murder and mayhem this year. We've got a damn good surprise for everybody this year. It's going to be an old wild card edition.
That's right, man. We got the broswers pumping. We got the popcorn popping. And we got the crack in the light bulb. That's right. We are having a time here in Croatia.
And I hope everybody's enjoying their hot dog made from real dog. It is one of the essential delights here in downtown Croatia. And do you think that we got a stern wind coming out of the northeast about 45 miles per hour? Do you think that will affect the gameplay today, folks? Yeah! Well, we'll have to get that one contestant off the rankings. All right, here we go. Goodbye.
Mitch McConnell. Unfortunately, we forgot that in Croatia, the wind blows with powdered glass.
Yes, it's actually a perfect environment. These contestants, some of these people have never been in a physical fight.
Absolutely not.
Some of them have been in so many fights, you would consider them to be the most dangerous person around. But that's why... We bring them in here today. Isn't that correct? We are doing it in an all dirt field.
That's right. And here on the wild card edition, I know in previous years on the March Madness of Mayhem and Murder, we've done half fictional and half real. But this year, we only got a couple of fictional people in there because this is a wild card edition. I'm very, very excited to see how this shakes out.
And I am filled to the brim. I think it depends. I have blood in my diaper. Oh, you might want to get that checked out of it.
Nah.
I like your cavalier attitude. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Marcus Parks.
Hey, I'm your commentator, Andrew Zubowski, and I'll tell you, my wife's going to divorce me because I'm too good of a husband.
And, of course, had Larsa.
How you doing, folks? I'm just here to have the ham and make sure the whale stays in.
I actually did forget I was going to bring prosciutto today. I forgot it. Well, tomorrow is another day.
Yeah. Let me ask you. Am I bleeding right now? No. Okay, good. No. Because it tastes like blood. Yeah, hey. That's just your mouth. Yeah. I got a cold sore, and then when I was doing my announcer voice, it ripped open. What?
Wow, it's a cold sore, but it looks hot.
Yeah, wow, sexy.
Apply your sports bandage.
Ah, very good. Yes, Rob has handed me our sports bandages, a.k.a. paper towels. The quicker, thicker, picker-upper. That way I won't be self-conscious about bleeding from my mouth.
We want to say thank you to our big sponsors over at Brawny. They could absorb, you know that just one square of Brawny can absorb up to four ounces of infant blood.
Yes.
And that's why brawny is the number one paper towel of abortionists everywhere. That's right. No tampon, no problem. Jam yourself up full of brawny.
You big lumberjack. And I also wouldn't mind getting a sponsorship from Orogel. Oh, certainly. Because I am quite open about cold sore use and cold sore, you know, suffering. Maintenance. Yeah, maintenance. So, yeah, just Orogel, if you need a sponsor, if you need a pretty face, hit me up. But it ain't too pretty because it's got a cold sore on it.
Hey, what's the point of having it if you don't? He earned it, though.
Yeah, I did earn it. Yeah, I did earn it. You'll take a paste, Orogel. Please. But yes, here on the March Madness of Murder and Mayhem, this is our fourth one. And what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be picking 16 fighters out of our cup of champions. Oh, here we go.
Let's get our first round going.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the significance of the March Madness of Murder?
0:01–5:54
2
Who are the contestants in this year's tournament?
5:54–16:41
3
What makes the Wild Card edition unique?
16:41–35:43
4
How do the fights between different characters unfold?
35:43–1:12:11
5
What strategies do the fighters use?
1:12:11
6
What role do sponsors play in the event?
27:27–1:12:40
7
How does humor influence the podcast's discussions?
25:43–1:12:40