Andrew Zubowski
speaker
222 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Andrew Zubowski’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Are you prepared for the madness and mayhem? Welcome to... to last podcast on the left. And we are here at the depends adult diapers for men center outside of downtown Croatia. And it is a beautiful day for a fight. Isn't it market?
And I hope everybody's enjoying their hot dog made from real dog. It is one of the essential delights here in downtown Croatia. And do you think that we got a stern wind coming out of the northeast about 45 miles per hour? Do you think that will affect the gameplay today, folks? Yeah! Well, we'll have to get that one contestant off the rankings. All right, here we go. Goodbye.
Yes, it's actually a perfect environment. These contestants, some of these people have never been in a physical fight.
Some of them have been in so many fights, you would consider them to be the most dangerous person around. But that's why... We bring them in here today. Isn't that correct? We are doing it in an all dirt field.
And I am filled to the brim. I think it depends. I have blood in my diaper. Oh, you might want to get that checked out of it.
Hey, I'm your commentator, Andrew Zubowski, and I'll tell you, my wife's going to divorce me because I'm too good of a husband.
I actually did forget I was going to bring prosciutto today. I forgot it. Well, tomorrow is another day.
Wow, it's a cold sore, but it looks hot.
Apply your sports bandage.
We want to say thank you to our big sponsors over at Brawny. They could absorb, you know that just one square of Brawny can absorb up to four ounces of infant blood.
And that's why brawny is the number one paper towel of abortionists everywhere. That's right. No tampon, no problem. Jam yourself up full of brawny.
Hey, what's the point of having it if you don't? He earned it, though.
Let's get our first round going.
And that's the Far East and the Far West. Far East, Far, Far West.
Oh, there you go. You know, they are from another planet and they are hostile because they don't understand birds. Do not run. We are here to protect you. And if you remember anything from the third annual March Madness that we did, we don't know anything about birds either. I do.
We are not going to relitigate the bird matter. This is why we chose a new way of doing the contest.
We can't revisit the bird matter. It has been decided. Ever since this, what's happened? The price of eggs through the roof. It is, again, that's eggs, not birds. They came first, eggs.
This big, thick old bitch is ready for a fight.
They are manufactured by some of the finest Jewish laser companies in all of the world. Like if anybody's seen a Blitterstein, one of the best destruction laser companies out there. Thank you for your sponsorship.
No, we know that. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is shielded by the Constitution. And what you guys don't understand is that the Constitution can absorb, I believe, up to the watts of a neutron bomb. I'm trying to think what the Constitution can save three blasts. I mean, forget that. I mean, just that. Also, her thick skin. Oh, no. If you did a roll on her, I did a roll for her Constitution. It's 18.
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