Side Stories: The Secret Sauce
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What’s the story behind the Buddy Burger “cum” scandal?
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escape to This is the last on the left. Science stories?
That's when the cannibalism started.
Side stories.
Yes.
Oh, happy day, everyone! Mitch McConnell leave! Oh, there he goes! Filled with life and his smile for everyone! Quick hungry, get the chicken balls! Oh yes! Yes, I have to shake the bowl! Look at him go! Look at him! Look at him as effervescent as the day he was born! Nothing is wrong with him ever look at the smile! Absolutely Mitch Picard fit to make decisions, man! Rastafai! He is fit to make important fucking government decisions, man! Lead us to the secret treasure under the ocean, Mitch! Oh! I sure hope he finds a nice island girl to sit down with He'll find it all is a party, the life of him!
Oh, life is grand. Well, thank you so much. Really great work. Mitch McConnell has made it back to work. So have we. That is honestly one of the hardest things to do is after a long vacation, is to get back in the saddle. I know, it's so hard. It's so hard, especially when your vacation is in the afterlife. Cause that has to be so hard to be wrenched from the warm light of God and be forced back to life every day in order to c I guess I don't know what he's gonna do. Cause he's just gonna go I guess he's just sitting there. He is just sitting there with that stupid great
I
think they put
popsicles in.
His mouth so his grin stays. No, it's cause he's uh it's uh there's a term called, I think it's uh the lights are on and there's nobody home. That's what we're looking at. Welcome to Side Story. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I'm Henry Zabrowski. How are you doing, buddy? And this is a huge, huge day. We didn't think Mitch McConnell would dare. I'd say spoil our fun. Yeah. Uh but no, he is out and about. He must my my My f full theory is that he has an illegal Santa Ria witch held hostage in his basement, and that each day she prays to Iku, the Santa Ria god of death, in order to I guess it's like 'cause I I feel like they're taking life away from AOC.
Oh, you think that's what it is?
I think they're do or one of them. They're like saturating life. They're doing a l uh I think in in D, I believe it's called a life drain. They're doing a life drain on who's looking bad? Oh, who was the guy that was from Maine? That got all the Gations. Oh, uh, oh, the the um the the Democrat with the tattoos and the Iron Cross. That's who they're getting. That former Nazi guy. They fucking they're sucking the life form out of him because he's not looking good. And so I think that's what it is, and they're giving it to Mitch. Because Mitch is in a form of suspended animation. He just looks like he's happy to be here, which I think is just the sign of pure demand. Dementia and the fact that he was brain dead for several days.
And I honestly don't know if he can make a decision. Who is that um that that stupid?
uh health secretary or no he was he ended up being like um homeland uh he he was a
black guy he was a s he was a brain surgeon oh the guy that died did he die the guy died of covet Herman Cain Herman Cain oh yeah yeah the guy that he specifically came up he's wearing Mitch McConnell's skin. Oh he wishes he was a black man Mitch McConnell can't do anything, but you know he's just like just like
Well can't we make sure that we uh keep feeding that wonderful Santa Ria witch in the basement, all her paella, all her delicious rices, get her some Pernel, get her some roast pork. He just looks like he's full of eggs. He is full of eggs,
toad eggs. He is just a if he's anything, he is an incubator. Yeah, he's a host. He is a host at this point. But uh, you know, Mitch McConnell all smiles back at work. And I just gotta say, I'm happy for him. Because there's one thing, you know what it is? I think he's only happy if he's either subjugating or in it or shit in a bag. Yeah. And he gets to do both now. Yeah, even though he looks like a shit bag. He is. Is a colostomy bag. Yes. But with the ability to change our lives. Oh yeah. Did you see the good news though? Other than Mitch. What other good news? My
girl, dude. My girl won an Emmy last night.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What’s the story behind the Buddy Burger “cum” scandal?
0:01–16:36
2
Why are the Burbank “butt sniffer” arrests making headlines?
16:36–34:17
3
How did a Minnesota drug dealer create a customer‑loyalty program?
34:17–48:58
4
Can an MMA fighter really take on a chimpanzee in a fight?
48:58–1:03:17
5
What happened when a Florida woman threw a bucket of poop at her neighbor?
1:03:17–1:13:16
Speakers
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