Andy Bernard
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Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
So I stood in the shower for like an hour, just unwrapping my mummified arms and sort of yelling in pain.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
Right after I fell, I remember Randy immediately was like, all right, let's put this away.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
You know, they didn't want another idiot filing a lawsuit against the office.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
I still have scars on all four of my limbs.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
I don't think anyone would call me the winner, but sure, I do believe.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
I will definitely vouch for the fact that I got the fastest speed.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
I mean, I help by disqualifying everyone by getting it removed.
Office Ladies
Second Drink: The Duel
Get a high speed and then mangle myself so they get rid of the speedometer.