Andy Lee

You can have a $300 dinner voucher.

Mum, I did not see you at as many matches.

You can have a hat.

Kelly, one question on the spreadsheet.

Yes.

If there's people like ex-boyfriends, ex-partners, people that leave your life, do they get deleted from the spreadsheet?

Are they a constant reminder?

True.

Or is there like a little symbol where you see where they dropped off?

It would be a fun thing for you, not me, I'd hate this, but it sounds like the kind of thing you would like to do is to draw up like a worm graph over the years and everyone's a different colour and you see who's done well, better, worse.

And like over the years, who's gone up the most in terms of what you're spending on them?

What would also be interesting is to put in... Again, not fun for me.

I'm not going to do that, but you could do that.

What could be interesting as well is to put in what they spent on you and then just track who's in front between you and your hubby.

Again, we're throwing around words like fun and interesting here and what we're saying doesn't really match up with the meaning of those words.

Kelly, thank you for that.

Are you pleasured, Ando?

I think I am.

Oh, great.

Boys, as you know, I just got back in the country on Sunday from a quick whip around the world.