Andy Lee

That's better.

I just think she loves the dog so much, and when you said, now split the dog in half.

In theory, I can see how she goes, oh, maybe it's a bit naff.

So it's the middle of the day.

I'm looking to have some lunch.

So I decided, you know, I'm going to head to the kitchen, make myself a bit of eggs on toast.

So I've popped some toast in the toaster, started to fry up some eggs, get out the hollandaise sauce, a bit of smoked salmon.

You know, I'm really trying to indulge myself here.

Now, while everything's happening, everything's sort of cooked right, I've decided, you know, I'll turn myself to the fridge, get myself a glass of juice, let's make it a full meal.

Now, during this time... I say it's just time for a bit of CJ time.

It's party.

Exactly right.

Exactly right.

Now...

Now, I preface this, our toaster is known to be a bit temperamental and sometimes doesn't want to toast anything and will kick it out of the toaster.

It will just, for whatever reason, whether it stops on the timer or decides in the middle of it, it's just going to send it.

Now, what happened next shocked the hell out of me to the point where I almost snapped my neck.

So I'm opening the fridge.

I'm opening the fridge and...

I look over because I hear it pop.