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Hamish & Andy

331 - "Like a Palm Tree in a Tornado" ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒด

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What unique wedding rehearsal ideas are proposed for the ring ceremony?

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a listener production.

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4.03 - 36.53 Hamish Blake

Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. Ahoy to me Doric Hamish. Ahoy. Ahoy. God, that word does ring a bell. It's something to do with shipbuilding. Oh, okay.

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Really?

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37.151 - 49.459 Hamish Blake

But it's something. There's something. I've genuinely never heard that. Ahoy to my Ionic Jack. I'm going to take back my shipbuilding guess. And I am the Corinthian.

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Chapter 2: How does Hamish's real-life conundrum involving his mum unfold?

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Oh, it's archers. It's archers.

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Is it archers?

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52.783 - 54.605 Hamish Blake

Gosh, you're really close, Ham.

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Or is it pillars? He's got it. He's got it. What a player.

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58.57 - 79.333 Hamish Blake

Pillars often used in a shipbuilding temple where the builders would pray before going down to build their ships in ancient Grecian times. The three types of columns or flash pillars for classical architecture. Pillars to the common man. Yeah, Doric is the oldest and the simplest style. There's no base on that one. No, you didn't. Just go straight up.

Chapter 3: What hilarious stories do the boys share about Extreme Empaths?

79.373 - 100.855 Hamish Blake

No need. Fast and loose. Fast and loose pillar. It'll do its job, but it's not flashing around. Ionic. More slender and elegant than the Doric. Has a base. And then the Corinthian is the most ornate. Show off. Yeah, a bit of tall fin and very detailed at the top. They're the pillars you think about, you know, your big stuff. Trump would have them in the ballroom.

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100.955 - 102.076 Unknown

Yeah, a bit too ornate. For sure.

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102.096 - 102.596 Hamish Blake

I agree.

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Chapter 4: What is the concept behind Incredible Drops and its significance?

102.676 - 120.657 Hamish Blake

I'd prefer to be an Ionic, I think. Ionic is iconic. Yeah. We are the three pillars of which this show is based on. Very good, Ando. And ahoy to the listeners would be the fourth pillar. And Andre has hit us at hamishnanny.com to tell us what she has been up to.

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Ahoy, boys, and gusto be with you on this fine day. Thought I would check in to give you an update on my husband's new painting obsession, as he might call it. We've been married for three years now, so naturally my husband has fallen into the world of painting. Suddenly everything in life is about painting, and I too see him trying to practice his brush strokes throughout the house.

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Friday night, suddenly see him in bed by 9.30 so he can get up and be first in line at the paint store because no one likes to get stuck behind big groups of painters when you're a man on a mission. Thoughts and prayers to all the waggogs out there, which of course is wives and girlfriends of golfers. Not golfers. Gusto be with.

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Chapter 5: How does the Court of Andy Lee play out in this episode?

158.757 - 179.68 Hamish Blake

No, not golfers, painters. Painters, painting fans. Well, he sounds like a wonderfully enthusiastic artist. Yeah, I look forward to seeing some of his pictures that he puts together, whether they be watercoloured or just a simple sponge or brushstroke. He sounds like. And the more you practise your painting, the better you are, as Da Vinci would always say.

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180.361 - 199.362 Hamish Blake

When young painters would come to him saying, I keep painting with a slice, you've just got to paint a bit more from the inside and you'll figure it out. Watch a YouTube clip. That'll sort you out. You simply need a painting aid that you can buy off Instagram and that will fix your paint. You keep painting slices. Yes. Painting off the right side of the canvas.

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200.503 - 213.537 Hamish Blake

Hey, Ando, we've got on the horizon come out. We agreed on this a couple of weeks ago to do the rehearsal or to do the test for one of your big wedding ideas.

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Chapter 6: What role does golf play in the wedding plans and rehearsals?

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Well, not my wedding ideas. It was your wedding idea. It was your wedding. Yeah, but it's my wedding. And all ideas in your wedding. Well, it was your idea because you had to introduce it through your mouth. That's right. Beck pooh-poohed this one. I think you're talking about this is Hoggs, who's also a groomsman. People know from the show.

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228.104 - 236.379 Hamish Blake

He, when the rings are going to be presented, he walks down the middle aisle, pulls out a 56-degree wedge, I think it was.

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He said a pitching wedge.

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237.04 - 254.938 Hamish Blake

for those of us art fans wondering what paintbrush he used, which is a lower lofted paintbrush, and he's confident with it. And he was going to chip a container with the rings in it, so it's in a ball-shaped container, to, am I catching it on my brother? No, Cam, best man, your brother, is catching it.

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Chapter 7: How do the boys plan to present the rings during the ceremony?

255.138 - 273.173 Hamish Blake

I will be there as sort of a slips fielder in case the chip is a bit off. And I'll be on the other side. You were meant to get the case. How's that going? Because that was the first step before. So we had a very, very lovely listener at the show reach in and go, hey, we do, me and my dad run a business. We fabricate materials for this, not this exact reason, but this is

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You're our first ever customer.

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You wouldn't believe.

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276.778 - 294.621 Hamish Blake

There's a bit of a backlog. Several years waiting list for the golf ball case because everyone wants them for their wedding. We might be able to get you up the waiting list. It is a well-worn tradition at weddings these days that the rings are presented in this way. He said, look, you know, it's the kind of thing we do. We'd love to have a crack.

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Chapter 8: What insights are shared about the importance of empathy in everyday life?

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The quote came back this week, and I just said, great, pause before we build this for the rehearsal because I think this is a beautiful gesture for the wedding, and I think all the wedding guests would like to see it. I think you think it's a beautiful gesture, but I think we do need to run a full rehearsal to prove that it's a $2,600 gesture. Oh, wow. $2,600 for just the case.

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Wow.

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325.639 - 347.541 Hamish Blake

Let's just mark that to one. I'm sure there's some corners we can cut there. Yeah. Or if needs be, an actual golf ball we can cut in half to produce it to make our own case. But I think it's important that we get the heart and soul of this idea across first, and that's what the rehearsals, that's what the test is about in the next couple of weeks.

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348.702 - 364.611 Hamish Blake

With your permission, Ando. But wait, don't we need it for the test or are we just going to test with the real golf ball? We can just use our golf ball. I mean, the whole point is you'd be using the ring's... You know, the rings go in. You don't mind unscrewing a golf ball. Yes, I can. Do you know what I mean?

364.631 - 384.975 Hamish Blake

The whole point is it will be the exact dimensions and weight of the golf ball anyway, so we can use one for the rehearsal. I think what we want to achieve when we do this dry run, and I'm thinking we find a venue that we can have aisles of chairs. Yep. We can have you at the front, Ando. Did Jack say that you're going to be wearing a wig being back? Yeah, yeah. I think we might have said that.

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Did we say that?

385.556 - 391.467 Hamish Blake

Did I imagine that or did we say that? That'd be good. I think if Jack's there as Bec in the wedding dress? Nah.

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You can't say it before the day.

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