Hamish & Andy
Episodes
Trailer: Quizmas Time with Hamish and Andy - Out now in the Hamish and Andy Plus + Feed
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish & Andy vs. The People. Take on Hamish & Andy in the Ultimate Summer Quiz! Ep 1 Out now! New quizzes drop every Thursday ove...
2025 Ep 320 - Burg Boys!
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval f...
2025 Ep 319 - A Late & Extra Long Episode
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg...
2025 Ep 318 - The Great Trivia Heist
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandat...
2025 Ep 317 - Unlimited Popcorn, Limited Trust
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s ...
2025 Ep 316 - Most Irrelevant Purchase of the Year
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, a...
2025 Ep 315 - Bonjour, You Copied Us!
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being bl...
2025 Ep 314 - 10 Years, One Password
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s p...
2025 Ep 313 - The First Ever Segment Sleuth Apology
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, a...
2025 Ep 312 - Taylor Swift Song Sleuth Allegations
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE alleg...
2025 Ep 311 - A Treat for the Platinum Poopers!
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset...
2025 Ep 310 - This Ep Has the Riz. No cap!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for ...
2025 Ep 309 - Groundhog Day, But With More Weasels
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot...
2025 Ep 308 - A Guinness (and a) World Record
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat D...
2025 Ep 307 - One Piano, Two Promises & One Betrayal
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute t...
2025 Ep 306 - Hamish Blows Dimmies & Tinnies Wide Open
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and ...
2025 Ep 305 - Use These Power Moves Wisely
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to ...
2025 Ep 304 - The Pact That Could Change Everything
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries ...
2025 Ep 303 - Where does Andy sit on the ‘cool’ ranking?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat cha...
2025 Ep 302 - Hamish’s brush with Border Security
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to ...
2025 Ep 301 - Andy’s apology song to Jack
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…Andy issu...
2025 Ep 300 - Who Is Hamish's Special Guest?
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “cho...
2025 Ep 299 - The Jingle Joust
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingle...
2025 Ep 298 - Blowing Crumpets Wide Open
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Be...
2025 Ep 297 - How Many Monkeys Are You Carrying?
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, ...
2025 Ep 296 - Another Jumper Taken Hostage!
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodg...
2025 Ep 295 - Horgs Rates Your Business Ideas
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called...
2025 Ep 294 - The Relationship Bird Test
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back...
2025 Ep 293 - Meet the World’s Tallest Hat Dream Team
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news &mda...
2025 Ep 292 - The North Man Prophecy
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx ...
2025 Ep 291 - The Fate of Specials Skills
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whethe...
2025 Ep 290 - The Conclave’s Decision
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in ...
2025 Ep 289 - Highly Suspect: Andy's White Powder Results
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s ren...
2025 Ep 288 - The shocking item found concealed in Andy’s house
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
1. World’s tallest hat 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s dig discovery 4. Burg Boys pick their mission5. Back to the Future In very rare scenes...
2025 Ep 287 - Can This Show Be Trusted?
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe spac...
2025 Ep 286 - A Solution To Save Special Skills
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to th...
2025 Ep 285 - Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up The...
2025 Ep 284 - Jack vs the People: Golf Buggy Finale
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most em...
2025 Ep 283 - Will Jack Play Fair or Play Foul?
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a hous...
2025 Ep 282 - The Golf Buggy Saga Escalates
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming ca...
2025 Ep 281 - What a relief, the Mandated Break is over!
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from their mandated break and a ’business trip’ to the States, the boys give us the lowdown on the opening of their new pub, Old Mat...
Hamish & Andy Reministmas 2024
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone knows that exactly one week before Christmas, Reministmas is celebrated which involves looking back at the year and reminiscing. To help...
2024 Ep 280 - Goodbye to 2024, Podcast Mike and Team Loyalty
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the final ep of 2024, the boys say goodbye to Podcast Mike, (attempt to) tie-up lots of loose ends, celebrate their most empathetic listeners, and ...
2024 Ep 279 - ConCon - A Conference For All
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and n...
2024 Ep 278 - Two Poos and a Wee
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog H...
2024 Ep 277 - Jack’s Unbelievable Request!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell j...
2024 Ep 276 - Hamish Investigates a Historical Andy Rumour
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, An...
2024 Ep 275 - “The amount of absolute s**t that comes out of our mouths!”
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs...
2024 Ep 274 - ConCon admin goes off course
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful E...
2024 Ep 273 - Three Fact Shoot Out is back!
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has...
2024 Ep 272 - Hamish Blows Something Wide Open
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical gues...
2024 Ep 271 - Fame Shamed
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. D...
2024 Ep 270 - Have We Been Catfished?
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy an...
2024 Ep 269 - Three Man Fact Shootout
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 ...
2024 Ep 268 - Important Biscuit Discussion
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec cause...
2024 Ep 267 - We Caught a Live Weasel
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too hap...
2024 Ep 266 - The Best Timed 'Must Be Nice' Ever
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have co...
2024 Ep 265 - Don't Listen To This Podcast at 3x Speed
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some l...
2024 Ep 264 - The Moonwalkers Return
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. A...
2024 Ep 263 - ConCon is Coming
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have n...
2024 Ep 262 - Marg Lee vs Kerry Blake
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax ...
2024 Ep 261 - Totally Normal Tax Deductions
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe...
2024 Ep 260 - Soft Truths
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a comm...
2024 Ep 259 - "Why Do I Do Some of the Things That I Do?"
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalm...
2024 Ep 258 - Inside The Mind of an Impulse Buyer
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit C...
2024 Ep 257 - Hamish & Zoe’s risky dinner party theme
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress ...
2024 Ep 256 - The Ultimate Ear Witness
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition o...
2024 Ep 255 - Guess Who's Coming To Hamish's House!
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill ...
2024 Ep 254 - The New Original Pranksters
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a caf...
2024 Ep 253 - It's Andy's BIRTHWEEK!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo mi...
2024 Ep 252 - A Hat Prank Development
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new typ...
2024 Ep 251 - The most unconventional Chit Chat tactic yet
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darc...
2024 Ep 250 - Huge Andy News!
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings...
2024 Ep 249 - The Most Powerful Member of the Podcast
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person ...
2024 Ep 248 - A Sleuth Within a Sleuthing - Sleuthception
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there...
2024 Ep 247 - The Amazing Hat Prank
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an i...
2024 Ep 246 - The Worst Keep It Or Delete It EVER!?
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns fo...
2024 Ep 245 - Jack’s Upset Andy Backfires
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralp...
2024 Ep 244 - I Will Not Mention Mr. Ralph
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're ...
2024 Ep 243 - You Spoil Us, Ambassador
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money, who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a min...
2024 Ep 242 - Can We Mint A Commemorative Coin?
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to com...
2024 Ep 241 - The Government Mandated Break is over!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish & Andy are back for 2024 and are wondering what the show stands for this year, and what might be better left in the past. Speaking of the p...
The Remembering Project - New Season Out Now - here's the trailer!
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5 of Hamish and Andy's Remembering Project is out now wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every Thursday across Summer... and you...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 240
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Extraordinary Discovery: Mr. Ralph meets Jack 2. Loose ends & fart emails 3. Kris Kringle - gifts we hate 4. Goodbye for 2023 & Remember...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 239
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Darcy under the microscope - robot vacuum 2. Upset Andy 3. Must be very nice merchandise infomercial 4. Best phone number 5. Sea-Monkeys dig in...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 238
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. H&A bling fling - new Must Be Very Nice merch 2. Power Moves 3. Tales of Facebook Marketplace 4. Josh the nickname machine - Special skill ...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 237
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Croc wars - The journey so far 2. We finally get a hold of Tony 3. A Spectacular croc tour with Wes 4. Discussing the plaques 5. Peace talks wi...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 236
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Filling the gap candidates 2. Sea-Monkeys 3. Weatherman drops H&A references 4. Hamish’s supernatural quiz 5. Final croc wars business - ...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 235
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Andy’s flooded house 2. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 3. Hamish’s board game idea 4. Croc war chaos - do we still go to...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 234
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Mr. Ralph calls the show 2. Solid chocolate Kit-Kat mystery 3. Hamish’s ageing car beeps 4. The Croc Wars - a devastating update
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 233
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Fill a gap...with Andy's fake tooth 2. Hamish actually can't be a GP for a day 3. Note sniffer Josh - Special Skill 4. Chit Chat Campion: Father...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 232
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Hamish thinks he could be a doctor 2. Platform perfection - special skill 3. Power moves 4. Special Weasels Unit - Trestle tables
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 231
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Jack doesn’t want to talk about Mr Ralph 2. The deodorant sniffer - special skill 3. Croc wars - the secret tapes 4. Hamish's 'Do not review' ...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 230
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Darcy under the microscope…again 2. Driveway is in use 24/7 & respecting the orange bollards 3. Bec in the bath - too rude for instagram 4...
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 229
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. A cheeky toilet excursion 2. Hamish’s face blindness trick 3. Andy the note sniffing canine 4. Croc myths 5. Mike’s apology song
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 228
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Neutron Disaster2. The note sniffer 3. Mount Everest4. A Lost Touch Confession5. Cheeky boy toilets announcement
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 227
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Upset Andy 2. Pizza Lotto conspiracy theory 3. New signatures update 4. Year round turkey 5. Song Sleuth
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 226
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Hamish’s special present: New signatures 2. Roles in prison 3. Bec’s Dad restaurant prank 4. Maltesers pronunciation in the wild
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 225
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Kip’s croc report 2. Power moves 3. Pizza lotto witch sniff 4. Lost bird correspondence
Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 224
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1. Croc wars - Kip the spy 2. Special Weasel’s Unit 3. Keep it or delete it - British Airways 4. Cheeky toilet update - Hamish’s butcher deal