Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Ahoy to me bleak, Hamish. I can be bleak sometimes, but I could also be exciting.
Chapter 2: What creative way does Hamish use to ask for his drum kit back?
Ahoy to me stop. I can stop mid-sentence sometimes. And I'm an eel. Bleak Stop and Eel. This is the kind of one Magic Mike would have loved to give to us in Quizmas. In Quizmas. So they're all linked. Are they linked somehow? Well... I mean, they always are.
That's okay.
But, I mean, usually it's like these are the three swords that a ninja uses. Actually, they're not actually... It's not really three love-linked things. It's a famous three and it changed up about them. Something changed about them. Something changed about you. You're bleak and you're uniquely bleak.
Chapter 3: What is the purpose of the Tag-Line Sleuth segment?
That sounds ruder than it's meant to. Yep. You're uniquely stop and I'm uniquely eel. E-E-L. I mean, no, I mean, you've got it. I reckon I've got it. They're anagrams of our names. Surnames. He's got it. He's got it.
Chapter 4: How does Mitch's call contribute to the episode's narrative?
Jack. Well done.
Well done.
Anagrams of Blake Lee and Post today. Sent in from Rosie at ABC.com. Well done. The kind of thing went back in the day when podcast Mike used to complain about spending 20 hours a week working on a group of three. That was one where I would have gone, all right, you have put some effort in there before finding out that it was sent in and he didn't. anything.
Yeah, Lisey's now outsourcing them, are you alive?
Chapter 5: What insights do the Chit Chat Champions provide?
We appreciate them coming in. Havensteady.com. The only piece of work that needs to be done for this show, we have a team of seven and it is kicked around like an absolute hot potato. No one wants it. No one wants it. Beth also went to Havensteady.
I'd be interested to know if when Lise came to the show as Mike's replacement, she's done an amazing job, if there was a moment where Carly was like, look, there is one thing I should tell you. It's a lot of fun, but you've unfortunately landed in the position that does have the job. Like there is one job a week, but you can outsource it. You can outsource it.
Chapter 6: What professional advice does naturopath Belle give about bowel health?
Is it cleaning the toilets? What is it? This sounds terrible. No, it's thinking of three things that are related. It can take up to 20 hours. But please, outsource it out. No one will check out. Go to the internet. We also went to habishandy.com to use the very simple, straightforward system of uploading audio.
Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and the little boy. Hey, just wanted to pass on a message from my mum who didn't want to call in because she knows the ordeal that you guys go through with the mandated break. But she was telling me that she cleans her shower once a week to your podcast. And as you can imagine, over the break, the shower cleaning schedule is completely thrown off.
And when she finally remembers to clean it, she has to do so in complete silence. Anyway, good to have you back on air, boys. Showers never look cleaner. Thank you.
And that's the kind of stuff we're saying to the government all the time. We're like, you don't understand the flow-on effects of this ban. And they just say to us, they go, listen, we must stress to you guys, you have to take a break. We don't want to. We don't want to. Like, just, you know, quick 12 weeks and then the showers can be cleaned off. You know, that's the thing.
Hey, I've asked for the start of the show today because permission to get a little bit earnest.
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Chapter 7: How do Hamish and Jack reflect on their experiences as dads?
A little bit emotional. If I could. A little bit bleak. Not bleak, not bleak, just that classic Blake. So a little bit of heart, but, you know, it's a topic that's close to you and my hearts here, Jack. Okay. Because we are both beard boys, but we're also boy dads. Yeah. We're also dads of boys. And something happened to me during the week, and I just thought, you know what?
I don't talk about fatherhood that much on the show, but I wanted to make something for you, Jack. I was struck by this and I was like, I want to make something for you, Jack, because we both, you know, our sons are... Sonny's quite a bit older than Gordo, but we're in the same boat. I see you as doing such a great job of being a dad trailing behind me. So with your permission, Jack.
What is this like kind of passing on some kind of wisdom? I guess it is. Like a fatherly mentor. A little greyer in the beard who wants to pass something back on to another one of these beard boys doing a great job. All right. All right. Jack, we're both dads to incredible boys. I'm just a bit further down the track than you, but I felt compelled this week to make this for you.
I know you think Gordie's little now, and it's true he is, but he's growing. Like the sun rising and setting, you can't stop it.
Chapter 8: What humorous exchanges occur during the drum kit discussion?
You just have to marvel at its beauty. Take it from me, mate. Cherish every day while he's little. It goes by in an instant. For example, my little guy. I still remember bringing Sonny to the radio show one day years ago and we had my electronic drum kit set up outside. He couldn't even get on the drum stool.
And now, just this week, I sat in the audience at his school and I watched him play solo in front of assembly and crush war pigs by Black Sabbath on drums. My little guy. It was sick. Couldn't believe how good he was, just how grown up it all seemed and... Afterwards, with teary eyes, I mentioned this grappling I was having with how incredible he was.
I mentioned it to his drum teacher, Nick, who agreed that he's come so far. And then Nick actually said something that really, really stuck with me. Nick said... He needs a good electronic drum kit to practice with at home and I want my drum kit back, Jack. I want it back. It's time. I let you lease it from me six years ago and now you've got to pay the piper. You are leasing it at $1 a week.
I'll waive it for a year. After that, we go to a weekly. You're no money changes hands ever. I'll bring it back when you need it. That's interesting. Well, but you've got to give me the $4 bond, which will be refundable when you return it. I'll pick it up and drop it off when you need it. At my discretion. Four times a year, Max. No, no, no. Deal. Deal. Yeah, there's a good deal.
The time is now, my friend. Find them. Find that kit. Have it to me by the weekend. The kit is coming home. So, Josh, the quickest of explanations, if we can, because I think it's half a decade ago, but you bought another electronic drum pick. I think it was the third in your life. It was. This was a very good one.
We used it for Cool Boys and the Front Man, our band, used it for a couple of gigs. Zoe said she didn't want it in the house, which is the normal thing that happens with the stuff that you buy. Jack wanted it. You took it to your house on a lease. Yes. And then you said... I leased it to you for $1 a week, but the fee was waived. Yes, because I think I was doing you a favour as well.
You couldn't have it at your house. Jack, shop around. You're not going to beat that price for a state-of-the-art electronic drum kit. One dollar a week was a steal. I think it was waived for a year, by the way, which means it's been about four years of lease payments. You're overdue. Compounding. I did have it at my house for a bit, and then the same thing happened.
It wasn't being used as a drum kit anymore. It was being used as things to throw clothes on.
Bianca didn't want it at the house, so then I... leased it to somebody. Sublet it. For free. And I think his name was Mitch. It's definitely started with M. Okay, great. That narrows it down. And he said to me, yeah, when you need it back, I'll bring it back. And he was 18 at the time. He would be 24 now.
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