Andy Purcell

Yeah, that's right. Cutting pieces.

Diddy party. You can't say pimp. You can't say pimp. What the fuck is that?

That's my favorite words, bro.

You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. You can't say brain rot. You can't say the Rizzler. Bro, the Rizzler. That's a fucking great name. It is. It is. Bro, the fucking Rizzler. I'm getting that shit on my license plate. No, I'm getting the frizzler. The frizzler, yeah.

Can't say racist comments in general. No racist comments.

Oh, yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro. Can't say Hawk Tua.

Okay, that one makes sense. Yeah. Drug references. No drug references. No Nazi or Holocaust references. Well, you know.

No, your favorite is no fat jokes.

DJ found his safe space. Sign me up. How do I enroll?

The fucking Rizzler.

Nobody's making any jokes about anybody. It's not like they're running around the hallways dressed as the things they're not. Or calling themselves fucking shit they're not. It's not like it's like... It's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history. I don't know. Fuck, dude. This joke, this school is no fun, bro. I wouldn't want to go there, bro.

You would come out of there with no sense of humor. Sucks, man. Why you got to ban all this shit, bro? Just let people say what they're going to say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid. They'll get made fun of and they won't say it again. I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high school? Oh, fuck. Listen, man, I'll tell you this. I don't think any of my teachers like me.

You know, like... They definitely didn't. I talked way too much. The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good. I was known for cursing on the football field. I would yell that all the time by the refs, by the coaches. Yeah, like, I couldn't help it. I'm fucking sorry, man. Yeah. A lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things.

I like that Pimp is making a comeback, though.

We used to say you that dude. Sigma. That's that dude. Oh, that's a guy. Yeah. Not that guy. That dude. That's that dude. I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude. Oh, that's that dude. Yeah. So you look at him, bro.

Oh, yeah. Another one. He's got a fucking cool nickname. Ice Cream Joe. That's a fucking, that's a name. That's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro. You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do. Yeah, that's right. For special occasions.

No hot, no Nazi shit. Like what? Yeah. No racist comments. Too fucking far. Like too far. No rage quitting? What the fuck is rage quitting?

Yeah. I would definitely violate that one. Yeah.

I mean, when we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but, and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other. That's how you, that's kind of how you, uh, the hierarchy formed, you know, like if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're, you know, you, you gotta get tough mentally and calloused and, um,

You know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words. Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us that same thing. Free balls. But they would say like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Or, you know, that's not very classy or that's not how you want to talk.