824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
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What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on. Then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, I'm just going to get right to it, all right? We got a fee. The fee is very simple. We're not going to run ads. I'm not going to fill your ears full of bullshit. Try to keep it real here. We ask very simply that you guys share the show, all right? We put a lot of time, a lot of effort.
We finance the show ourselves. We work hard on this. So if it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, if it gives you a new perspective, Do us a favor and share the show, all right? Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah. What's up with you? All right. You know, just getting my shit stolen after I steal it. Does that count as stealing? I feel like it should. Does that, does that, if somebody steals something from you and then you steal it back. Right. Does that cancel out that you stole it? Yeah. I'm a victim now. Okay, so now I'm the criminal. Correct. But even though it was my shit. Right. Got it. That is kind of how it works. I mean, in today's world, at least. Put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying?
Daniel Penny his ass. Oh, shit, man. That's crazy.
Yeah, man. We got to have some more diversity in jail, bro. Hey, listen. Equality. That's right. That's what it's for, man.
What's going on with you, man? Oh, you know. Other than stealing shit. Yeah, just stealing shit, stealing shit. Guys, you know, I just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break for the holidays. The guys here are going to, you know, go do their thing and we're going to go do our things. And so I'm just letting you know, things will be done.
Yeah.
We will be back at the beginning of the year next year, but, uh, we got a lot of cool shit, but it's, we'll let you guys know just so you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going. So these guys work hard. We're going to give them the, give them some time off. So, What's going on? Yeah, man.
A lot of shit, man. A lot of interesting things as normal. Yeah. It's like the new normal. Well. It is the new normal. They promised that. They did. But I thought this was interesting. You know, I always like to think, you know, because we have an age gap between you and I. Yeah. And it's always funny to talk about, you know, things coming back into play. You know, styles that you guys had coming back in. You know what I'm saying?
First of all, motherfucker, I ain't like I'm 100. Yeah. I know you feel that way because you think that, but, like, 40-year-old dudes ain't fucking old, bro. No, no, no, you're good. No, no, but it is a difference.
It's different. I mean, it's a different class. For sure.
Yeah, it's like senior citizen. It's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you. I don't know, bro. Fuck, man. I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro.
I got the New Balances on the way for you.
New Balances are cool again. Dude, Rick Ross is wearing New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross is wearing, it's going to be cool. Yeah, I mean, that's a fair argument. New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now. Yeah, I mean, listen, I wear New Balance.
Yeah.
That's a renew balance.
I'm cool. I wear some of them.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I honestly thought about getting the Gardner 2000s. You know what I'm talking about? No, those are the, that's not called the Gardner.
Those are called the barbecue 2000s. You do both though. I mean, you can grill. All white. Yeah. With the high socks. Yeah. Sunday afternoon. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You cut the grass, go straight to grilling. Grass stain on the shoe at the grill. Correct. Yes. That's the move. That's called patina. That's called subdivision. It's called safe.
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