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Andy Purcell

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1831 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Because that's how they make their fucking money.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Even if we were paying the exact amount now and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit. No, cool. That's what I'm saying. Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool. It's not that, bro. People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe. But it's not. It's not even close to that.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Bro, it is good. I will fucking steal for it.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Dude, I got a lot of messages about us taking time off. People were not happy about that.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Yeah, yeah, we're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man. We're fucking... We're busy for the projects we have going on next year.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

That's right. That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff. And, you know, I didn't make a billion in a week. So I gave that up. I'm back to podcasting. You know, I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Yeah. Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week. So it wasn't going to work out. Yeah. Yeah.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

The grape? I want this tropical. Well, see, here's the thing. I don't want you to have the grape. That's fucked up If you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here, and I'm gonna keep that over there, okay?

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Oh, it's great Yeah, I think between like it's like great just the scream of freedom Charlie like you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice We're gonna drink mmm, bro

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

You feel like, yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Like, because, you know, I don't really drink that much. Right. But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, yeah. But, yeah, you'll find me in fucking jail for sure. We might go to the GULAG. You ever see me, you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah. Take me to fuck home.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

I got you, bro. Because it's about to fucking happen. Shit's about to go down. We're about to have a problem, dude. Of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, and a drink, it's fucking good. And you feel like you're drinking. It's just a good drink.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

Yeah. Looks like they put a little beating on him.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

uh you know but but but there's always something deeper what do you think happens to these guys you think they play call of duty enough and they're like i want to be a spy and then they're like yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and and then like then how they end up like that yeah bro listen i've seen some pictures of of like what the russians do oh they're gonna pull all his fingernails and his toenails off bro hold on i already know what they're gonna do people don't understand

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

They're going to pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one. Then they're going to fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one. Then they're going to cut your tongue out. Then they're going to cut your fucking fingers off. Then they're going to cut your toes off. Then they're going to cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

The worst shit you could think of. It's ruthless. Yeah.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

You know what? It sets a tone. That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles. I will do it. I am the man for the job. Broomsticks and all. Dude, do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper. It won't even be against their will. Yeah, right. They'll be asking for it. Get it done with.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. It's not going to. I mean, the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done. No, I mean... There will be a Black Swan event in the next fucking 30 days.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

He legitimately... People don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy, but like... That's a good fucking dude. Solid. Yeah.