Andy Stumpf

Andy, let's say in the future... Your daughter is now 23. Michael approaches you with the request to date her. Let's run the math on this. My daughter is 16 right now to about turn 17 plus another six years. Call it six years. So Michael would be 29. She'd be 23. Actually, Michael's 21 and 23. There's an age gap there for sure. How exactly would you fire him?

Andy, let's say in the future... Your daughter is now 23. Michael approaches you with the request to date her. Let's run the math on this. My daughter is 16 right now to about turn 17 plus another six years. Call it six years. So Michael would be 29. She'd be 23. Actually, Michael's 21 and 23. There's an age gap there for sure. How exactly would you fire him?

Andy, let's say in the future... Your daughter is now 23. Michael approaches you with the request to date her. Let's run the math on this. My daughter is 16 right now to about turn 17 plus another six years. Call it six years. So Michael would be 29. She'd be 23. Actually, Michael's 21 and 23. There's an age gap there for sure. How exactly would you fire him?

And in what way would you remove Michael from the gene pool?

And in what way would you remove Michael from the gene pool?

And in what way would you remove Michael from the gene pool?

potato peeler, crucifixion, or do you send him with a one-way ticket to Bud's and let your buddies know that he requires special treatment, and that his many attempts to DOR will not be accepted, but will only be punished with more physical and mental evolutions, and that he will not be allowed to graduate under any circumstances, regardless of not being allowed to DOR, due to a mixture of safety violations and personality-slash-character flaws.

potato peeler, crucifixion, or do you send him with a one-way ticket to Bud's and let your buddies know that he requires special treatment, and that his many attempts to DOR will not be accepted, but will only be punished with more physical and mental evolutions, and that he will not be allowed to graduate under any circumstances, regardless of not being allowed to DOR, due to a mixture of safety violations and personality-slash-character flaws.

potato peeler, crucifixion, or do you send him with a one-way ticket to Bud's and let your buddies know that he requires special treatment, and that his many attempts to DOR will not be accepted, but will only be punished with more physical and mental evolutions, and that he will not be allowed to graduate under any circumstances, regardless of not being allowed to DOR, due to a mixture of safety violations and personality-slash-character flaws.

But regardless, he will not be allowed to leave the program until completion, even though he will then be denied... graduation. That is a horrendous situation you just laid out there as far as the training scenario. Michael right now is currently on vacation still. I've talked about this. I believe he went to Ireland and the UK.

But regardless, he will not be allowed to leave the program until completion, even though he will then be denied... graduation. That is a horrendous situation you just laid out there as far as the training scenario. Michael right now is currently on vacation still. I've talked about this. I believe he went to Ireland and the UK.

But regardless, he will not be allowed to leave the program until completion, even though he will then be denied... graduation. That is a horrendous situation you just laid out there as far as the training scenario. Michael right now is currently on vacation still. I've talked about this. I believe he went to Ireland and the UK.

where he is certainly not talking to any members of the opposite sex, probably taking pictures of stray dogs and architecture. He did send me a picture of a hot dog exhibit from a museum, which is completely on brand for Michael. So he's out and about, so I can talk freely without him in the room here like he would normally be. And here's what I'll say.

where he is certainly not talking to any members of the opposite sex, probably taking pictures of stray dogs and architecture. He did send me a picture of a hot dog exhibit from a museum, which is completely on brand for Michael. So he's out and about, so I can talk freely without him in the room here like he would normally be. And here's what I'll say.

where he is certainly not talking to any members of the opposite sex, probably taking pictures of stray dogs and architecture. He did send me a picture of a hot dog exhibit from a museum, which is completely on brand for Michael. So he's out and about, so I can talk freely without him in the room here like he would normally be. And here's what I'll say.

I give Michael a really hard time, and it's good-natured. For people who listen to the show, you only catch the interactions between Michael and I that are on the show, and they are good-hearted. We laugh about it. I don't think I've ever actually said anything to Michael that he took personally or offense to on the show. I've tried off of the air, but he takes it well.

I give Michael a really hard time, and it's good-natured. For people who listen to the show, you only catch the interactions between Michael and I that are on the show, and they are good-hearted. We laugh about it. I don't think I've ever actually said anything to Michael that he took personally or offense to on the show. I've tried off of the air, but he takes it well.

I give Michael a really hard time, and it's good-natured. For people who listen to the show, you only catch the interactions between Michael and I that are on the show, and they are good-hearted. We laugh about it. I don't think I've ever actually said anything to Michael that he took personally or offense to on the show. I've tried off of the air, but he takes it well.

My point in saying all of that is, I would be stoked for my daughter to find somebody like Michael. When I first met him, he, my wife introduced us actually a few years ago. I think we've been working with each other for three or four years at this point. Up until that point, if you made an order on the store, I received the order, I printed it out, I packaged it, I sent it off to you.

My point in saying all of that is, I would be stoked for my daughter to find somebody like Michael. When I first met him, he, my wife introduced us actually a few years ago. I think we've been working with each other for three or four years at this point. Up until that point, if you made an order on the store, I received the order, I printed it out, I packaged it, I sent it off to you.